E211 - Round 2! Shoot It Into the Groggy Ring!

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    It's all right! Now let's move forward
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    with the sun always in our hearts
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    As power passes through our clasped hands
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    let's grab hold of our wishes
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    Working together, let's ride the giant waves
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    Let's hurry toward the excitement--
    there's the starting signal
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    Now's the time to set
    sail-- let's raise anchor
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    Cut through the rainbow-colored wind
    and head for a sea of adventure
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    It'll be a journey fraught with injury
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    but what you cherish most will be right there
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    And if you get into a jam
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    I'll always be there to protect you
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    It's all right! Now let's move forward
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    with the sun always in our hearts
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    If a storm hits, let's put
    our arms around each other
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    and gaze at the light beyond
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    If we gather up the pieces of our dreams
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    they'll make a map leading to tomorrow
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    So let's grab hold of our wishes
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    under the same flag-- together, we're one
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    One Piece
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    Luffy accepted the Foxy Pirates' dare
    and agreed to Davy Back rules.
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    However, his team lost the first-round
    Donut Race, due to Foxy's trickery.
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    The first person I want is... you!
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    The ship doctor! Tony Tony Chopper!
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    All right! Do anything you like with me!
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    The team must now win the
    second-round Groggy Ring
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    to get Chopper back, but...
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    --Seem like a good match?
    --Yep.
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    "Round 2! Shoot It into the Groggy Ring"
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    Our mighty Groggy Ring
    combatants have taken the field!
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    Opposing them...
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    ...is the violent cook who kicked
    the interference squads'
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    butt in Round #1: Sanji!
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    That's "first-rate cook."
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    And the pirate hunter with a bounty
    of 60 million: Roronoa Zoro!
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    This is what they called us
    out here for? What a laugh!
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    Right, Big Pan?
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    Huh?
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    He can't hear ya.
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    What's with these guys?
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    We'll start with a coin toss.
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    Tails.
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    --What do you choose?
    --Heads, obviously!
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    Tails.
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    Field or ball?
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    Ball.
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    Our Groggy Monsters have chosen the ball!
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    The Straw Hat ball man will
    enter the other team's mid-circle!
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    --Which side do you want?
    --Doesn't matter.
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    During the game, there are two
    "ball men" with a ball on their heads!
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    Knock your opponent's ball man into
    your opponent's ring and you win!
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    Just get on with it!
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    Get in position, ball man!
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    Hey, now.
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    I don't care how pushy you are,
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    I still ain't gonna be the damn ball.
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    I refuse to wear this stupid thing!
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    Quit your whining!
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    --Oh! Looks good on you!
    --I won't fall for that, moron!
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    Zoro! Sanji! It's up to you guys!
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    Win Chopper back! We can't lose now!
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    I'm really sorry! We're counting you!
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    Whoa, a wotan... I've never seen one before!
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    I guess they're not as large
    as pureblooded giants.
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    Cheer them on all you
    want; it's still no use!
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    Everyone on our team is a Groggy Ring expert!
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    What do you want, Split-Head?
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    He said it again...
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    Oh, Boss!
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    Now quit doing that, Straw Hat!
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    I doubt I'll need to
    interfere with this game,
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    so I thought I'd watch too.
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    Got a problem with that?
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    Interference is allowed with this game too?!
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    Imbecile! It's allowed for every game!
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    It's just, some people will stoop
    to anything to help their team win,
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    while others might insist on a
    fair-and-square contest, you know?
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    So it depends on the situation.
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    But if you can't even
    handle a little interference,
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    how can you hope to survive
    as a seafaring pirate?
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    It's a question of character.
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    That's how you justify it?
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    What's with that team of yours, anyway?!
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    If you can even call it a team!
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    Talk all you want! Once the match starts,
    you'll see what they can--!
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    You went too early just now!
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    Did not! I win!
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    At everything.
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    Don't be a smartass!
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    We're talking about rock-paper-scissors here!
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    No, you lost!
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    Just decide on a ball man already!
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    They haven't even agreed on that yet...
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    Sanji-kun! That ball looks nice on you!
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    I'll do it! I'm the ball
    man! I'm the worthiest!
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    It does suit you. You look like a prince.
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    Of Moronica.
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    Just start the game!
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    Hold on! Weapons are against
    the rules! Lose the swords!
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    Huh? Really?
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    Yes, this is a ball game!
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    It wouldn't be much of a game
    if weapons were allowed!
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    I'm fine either way, to be honest!
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    Hey, you gonna be okay?
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    A master swordsman without swords is...
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    Is what?
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    ...nothing but a worthless wimp.
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    Knock it off, you guys!
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    All right! It's now or never!
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    The Straw Hats' ball man, Sanji,
    has entered the opponent's circle!
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    --Hey, cook. Hope you get trampled.
    --Shut up!
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    Stomp 'im, Big Pan!
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    The crowd is all fired up!
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    Big Pan! Let's run-and-gun 'em!
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    Huh?
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    He can't hear ya!
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    U-Uhh...
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    C'mon, man...
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    Pay attention!
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    It's not that funny, is it?
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    The Groggy Monsters are as jolly as always!
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    Let's get this delightful show on the road!
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    There's no time limit,
    and the first team to score wins!
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    So we win if we knock Jumbo's
    head into the other ring...
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    And we lose if the cook's head
    gets knocked into our ring...
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    Can Team Straw Hat win back
    the reindeer they lost in Round 1?!
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    Crush 'em!
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    Or will Team Foxy swipe
    another crew member?!
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    They're about to clash in Groggy Ring!
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    The whistle is about to sound!
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    Let the game begin!
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    What will ball man Sanji
    do in enemy territory?!
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    Will he retreat or attack?!
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    Let's do it!
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    There goes "Tackle Machine" Pickles!
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    All right. I'll take care of this myself.
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    Sling Tackle!
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    I don't care about you!
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    I'm only after you!
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    All we gotta do to win is beat you down!
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    It's a ball man battle!
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    Collier...!
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    Wh-What the...?! His skin's all slimy!
[09:32] ---
    Sanji the cook slips and slides
    on Big Pan's outstretched arm!
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    It's only natural, though...
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    ...for Big Pan is a slippery-skinned
    wotan of loach origin!
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    What the heck are you doing?!
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    Run-and-gun!
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    You idiot!
[09:49] ---
    Who are you calling an idiot?!
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    Punk Pass!
[10:02] ---
    There it is! Big Pan's super-long pass!
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    Sanji!
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    Their leader, Hamburg,
    makes for the landing point!
[10:13] ---
    With Roronoa Zoro racing by his side!
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    I'll chop you up if they score a goal!
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    Shut up! Quit your whining!
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    Sweeping Tackle!
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    Pickles enters enemy territory!
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    Meanwhile, can Hamburg
    catch Sanji in the air?!
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    Yes! And then...!
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    Gorilla Throw!
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    I got it! I got it!
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    Waiting for him now is Pickles!
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    Get back here! I'll teach you to...!
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    Roronoa moves to intercept, but...!
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    Spinning Tackle!
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    What?!
[10:52] ---
    Ball man Sanji is sent flying skyward, too!
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    Sanji!
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    Bringing up the rear is Big Pan!
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    He rushes for the falling Hamburg!
[11:04] ---
    Punk Receive!
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    Hamburg catches Sanji above
    enemy territory! Incredible!
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    They're within range of the ring!
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    Stupid Eyebrows!
[11:19] ---
    Here it comes! The Hamburger Dunk!
[11:27] ---
    Wh-What are you--?!
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    Zoro! Sanji! Do something!
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    Is it about to end already?!
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    Don't need to tell me...!
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    I ain't gonna... let 'em score!
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    You ain't gonna score!
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    I'm still in tip-top shape!
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    I can't let that damn swordsman snub me...
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    ...by saving...
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    ...my hide!
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    No goal!
[12:31] ---
    No goal!
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    It looks like ball man Sanji isn't going
    to pass through the goal so easily!
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    Mind your own damn business!
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    You get thrown around too easy, idiot!
[12:48] ---
    A duo as powerful as the
    Groggy Monsters has appeared!
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    We have an epic game on our hands!
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    This has never happened before!
    This is unprecedented!
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    These behemoths were sent
    flying through the air!
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    The crowd is stunned!
    Team Straw Hat is formidable!
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    I don't need you to give me backup!
[13:12] ---
    It's only 'cause I can't count on you!
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    --They're amazing!
    --They actually threw Pickles!
[13:18] ---
    They sent Hamburg-san flying!
[13:30] ---
    --Who asked for your help?!
    --You get tossed around too much!
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    Oh, no! What are you doing, Hamburg?!
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    Lose and you'll regret it!
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    Are you an idiot, Pervert Cook?!
[13:42] ---
    I do things my way, Twirly Eyebrows!
[13:43] ---
    You're nothing--
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    Just shut up and do what I say!
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    You're a real idiot for someone so green!
[13:50] ---
    Oh, but Team Straw Hat is acting strangely!
[13:54] ---
    Although the game is still going
    with both ball men in bounds,
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    the two teammates are
    arguing instead of playing!
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    They're funny!
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    Zoro! Sanji! You idiots!
[14:05] ---
    What are you doing?! Now's your chance!
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    The other ball man's all alone!
[14:10] ---
    Gang up on him and knock him into the ring!
[14:12] ---
    Huh?
[14:16] ---
    Big Pan goes in for a surprise attack!
[14:21] ---
    Whoa...!
[14:22] ---
    Too Bad Dance!
[14:28] ---
    What are you running for?! He's the ball man!
[14:31] ---
    Yeah, we know! But hang on,
    he has blades under his shoes!
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    Hey, Ref!
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    What happened to "no weapons allowed"?!
[14:50] ---
    Whoa! Can you be any more blatant?!
[14:54] ---
    If he misses a play, it's out of his hands!
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    Quit screwing around, Ref!
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    Hold on, Sanji-kun!
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    You saw the whole thing!
    Why are you sweatin' like a waterfall?!
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    I-I didn't s-see a th-thing...
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    Liar!
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    Hey, hold on! He's the ref, you know!
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    Yellow card to Sanji of Team Straw Hat!
[15:24] ---
    Say what?!
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    W-Wait! Wait! Wait!
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    And there's the yellow warning card!
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    One more and Sanji the cook
    will get a red ejection card!
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    I'll eject you!
[15:41] ---
    I can't believe he's scummy
    enough to attack the referee!
[15:44] ---
    Shut up! I oughta knock you off!
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    He's a gangster!
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    We gotta do something about his weapons...
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    Hold on! You're allowing that now?!
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    --I just happen to be looking away...
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    --Look out there, Ref!
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    That idiot's using an axe now! An axe!
[16:05] ---
    No! Stop! You can't afford to get ejected!
[16:08] ---
    Are you kidding me?! I can't let
    'em get away with this insanity!
[16:12] ---
    Don't you see?! They want you to get mad!
[16:14] ---
    --Just let it go!
    --I won't!
[16:16] ---
    Pull yourself together!
    This is for Chopper's sake!
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    All right! Then I'll beat him up!
[16:21] ---
    Don't go complicating things!
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    Sanji-kun! Just beat 'em!
SIGN    "Pose of Love"
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    You got it!
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    You don't make any sense...
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    All right! Back to the game!
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    You didn't have to start with that again!
[16:42] ---
    This is gettin' us nowhere!
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    But we can change our game plan
    now that we know they've got weapons!
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    It's time to take him out!
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    Stay out of my way! I can handle him myself!
[16:55] ---
    Work together! You're a team, you know!
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    And there they go!
    All three are about to collide!
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    Can't attack where his skin
    is exposed! He's too slippery!
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    That leaves his hands,
    feet, mask, and trunks...
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    Loach Scooping Slide!
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    Crap!
[17:19] ---
    Loach Racing Circus!
[17:24] ---
    There it is! The Racing Circus acrobatics!
[17:27] ---
    Both opponents slide across his wide back!
[17:29] ---
    Ha! Won't work this time!
    I can handle a little skating!
[17:33] ---
    Now they can't escape!
[17:35] ---
    --So dizzy...!
    --Come on, you guys!
[17:39] ---
    Meanwhile, the other two players
    have gotten back into the game!
[17:43] ---
    --Oh! They're back in it!
    --Slaughter 'em!
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    Oh? Their attire is a little different now!
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    Hamburg, their leader, is wearing
    iron knuckles and iron elbow guards!
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    Meanwhile, Pickles has donned
    spiked shoulder protectors!
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    These clearly violate the "no weapons" rule!
[18:01] ---
    Oh, but the referee just happens
    to have his back turned right now
[18:06] ---
    as he does some stretches!
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    Now I'm mad, Leader!
[18:15] ---
    Here goes!
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    Loach Coaster!
[18:22] ---
    Everything's spinning...!
[18:23] ---
    Let's do it, Leader!
[18:25] ---
    Yeah!
[18:26] ---
    Spinning Tackle!
[18:29] ---
    The recovered players counterattack!
[18:31] ---
    But their target isn't the ball man--
    it's the swordsman Roronoa!
[18:34] ---
    They're sniping him with the iron knuckles!
[18:36] ---
    Hamburger Hammer!
[18:43] ---
    Zoro!
[18:45] ---
    The attack isn't over yet! Big Pan
    instantly takes an attack stance!
[18:49] ---
    Hamburg prepares to use
    his iron elbow guards!
[18:54] ---
    --No way!
    --It can't be...
[18:56] ---
    This is truly dangerous! A horrifying combo!
[19:02] ---
    He's almost like...
[19:03] ---
    ...an arrow!
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    Punk Attack!
[19:22] ---
    Zoro!
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    It connects! Direct hit!
[19:27] ---
    Note that deaths in Groggy Ring are
    to be expected and are of no concern.
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    So... dizzy...
[19:33] ---
    Team Foxy isn't ready to stop its attack yet!
[19:37] ---
    Human...
[19:39] ---
    Cannon!
[19:41] ---
    Ugh... I feel sick...
[19:43] ---
    The spiked shoulder protector draws near!
[19:45] ---
    Sanji! Get out of the way!
[19:49] ---
    Sling Tackle!
[19:52] ---
    They're setting up Sanji the ball man now!
[19:56] ---
    Size Attack: S!
[20:00] ---
    Hamburg sends him flying back!
    They're not preparing to score at all!
[20:04] ---
    M!
[20:08] ---
    L!
[20:12] ---
    The Groggy Monsters unleash
    a spectacular team attack!
[21:02] ---
    Just terrible...
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    Zoro!
[21:07] ---
    Sanji!
[21:12] ---
    Looks like Team Straw Hat
    isn't getting up from this!
[21:16] ---
    Piece o' cake!
[21:19] ---
    The opponents literally are "groggy"!
[21:22] ---
    All that remains now is to stuff
    the ball man into his ring coffin
[21:27] ---
    and this will be two wins in a row!
[21:30] ---
    The undefeated Groggy Monsters
    are supremely powerful!
[21:34] ---
    We win again!
[21:47] ---
    Hey, cook...
[21:50] ---
    Lend me a hand for ten seconds...
[21:59] ---
    Sounds like... a reasonable length of time...
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    A piece of a dream that we started grasping
[22:23] ---
    Chasing after something constant
[22:26] ---
    We send our aspirations sailing into the sky
[22:32] ---
    Even when we're exhausted
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    We have a compass that can
    search for something constant
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    Say, do you think we can keep it forever?
[22:43] ---
    At the end of the dream
    that we will reach someday
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    We want to be adults as we
    are now as much as possible
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    We pray to this endless
    sky that we look up at
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    Eternally... Eternally...
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    Wild fantasies from our childhood
[22:57] ---
    We trace unforgettable memories
[23:00] ---
    And try to keep the embers
    burning that still consume us
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    To this familiar sunny sky
[23:09] ---
    Together we entrust our feelings
[23:11] ---
    We go beyond the changing time
[23:14] ---
    Eternally... Eternally...
[23:25] ---
    Hold on! They're clearly using weapons now!
[23:28] ---
    --Hey, Prince Moron!
    --Come on, you wimpy swordsman!
[23:32] ---
    --Ugh, I can't stand them!
    --Forget it. This is the way men are.
[23:36] ---
    They're funny!
[23:38] ---
    Come on! This is for Chopper!
    Pull yourselves together!
[23:41] ---
    On the next episode of One Piece!
[23:42] ---
    "A Barrage of Red Cards in Groggy Ring!"
[23:45] ---
    I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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