# E341 - Nami's in a Major Pinch! the Zombie Mansion and the Invisible Man
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRX0MW7P6/namis-in-a-major-pinch-the-zombie-mansion-and-the-invisible-man)
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Travel across the oceans of the world
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Bellow a battle cry
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Once your heart feels refreshed,
let the signal to set sail ring out
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We've left the established course
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Right now, we're rowing straight toward
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The borderline between the sky and the ocean
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In the dark depths of the ocean,
adventure holds its breath
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Don't you have a good time just imagining it?
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Travel across the oceans of the world
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Bellow a battle cry
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Once your heart feels refreshed,
let the signal to set sail ring out
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"That feeling" I get when embarking
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Is something I hope to remember always
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If I can, I won't be afraid of anything
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With our pulses racing,
let's go on a trip now
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Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure
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Snatch up the treasure here and there
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While laughing out loud
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As we dash by like a noisy party
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Make some waves...
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Life is "Adventurous"
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Be aware it's "Dangerous"
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Who's gonna be "One of us"
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And a trip goes on because
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We da pirate of the "Mass"
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To the West, To the East
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Gotta find my way, Sail away
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All the way to "One piece"!!
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Stuff a dream into your empty chest
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And spread your wings
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If the wind blowing through
them dyes your heart
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Let's press forward
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Snatch up the treasure here and there
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While laughing out loud
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As we dash by like a noisy party
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Make some waves...
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Wealth, fame, power...
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Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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once attained everything
this world has to offer.
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The words he uttered just before his death
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drove people around the world to the seas.
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My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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Find it! I left everything
this world has to offer there!
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And so men rushed onto the
Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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The world has truly entered
a Great Pirate Era!
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People are terrified when they hear "zombie."
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But what if I rephrase it
to "resurrecting the dead"?
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Hasn't that been all mankind's eternal dream?
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Everyone has a special someone or two
they'd like to see return from the dead.
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But toying with human mortality is
unorthodox medicine that disrespects God!
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That's why I slipped away
from the public eye--
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so I could continue my
research on this island in secret!
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S-So that's the story!
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But I'm sure tons of people
around the world would be thrilled
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if your research is a success!
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I'll be rooting for you, Dr. Hogback!
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You're rather open-minded!
Thank you, Dr. Chopper.
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What?!
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Sh-Shucks, Doctor! I'm not happy because
you thanked me or anything, you jerk!
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May I have your autograph?
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Why, certainly!
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"To Dr. Chopper..."
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To Dr. Chopper...
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Could you show me your lab later?
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By all means, steer clear of my laboratory!
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"Nami's in a Major Pinch! The Zombie
Mansion and the Invisible Man!"
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Man, Nami! I wish you could
take a bath by yourself!
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Seriously! I wanted to talk
with Dr. Hogback some more.
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Shut your traps and come with me!
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Yes, ma'am!
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I wanna take a peek...
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What?! You do?! For real?!
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I'm not interested in a naked human woman,
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but I wish I could peek
inside Dr. Hogback's lab...
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I don't wanna see it! I'm too scared!
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Gosh darn it, Nami! Why do we have
to stand guard while you clean up?
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Don't bathe if you're scared!
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I'm amazed you don't care
that zombies touched you!
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Nasty!
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We're just gonna get dirty again. Right?
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Right!
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We're leaving as soon as night falls.
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What?!
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Whoa, there! Are you crazy, moron?!
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Here.
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He said we could spend the night!
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Can't you see what'll happen if we
leave in the middle of the night?!
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Anyway, we should try to stay put!
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Luffy and the others are sure
to come save us. You hear me?
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I'm with him! I don't wanna go outside again!
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I'm not going back in
the forest or graveyard!
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It's the same whether
we're inside or outside.
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Have you paid close
attention to this mansion?
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Y-You don't mean...
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Yep! If my gut feeling was right,
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the halls and rooms were
filled with people's auras.
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This mansion is already teeming with zombies.
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Wh-Where were they?!
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And if they're inside, that makes Hogback
the most suspicious person here.
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He's lying to us...
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There is no way he could live in this
zombie-filled mansion or on this island
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if he wasn't connected to
those zombies in some way!
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Wh-What do you think, Chopper?
If her speculation is right...
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She's wrong! Dr. Hogback would
never do anything like that!
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At any rate, let's play ignorant.
Once it's night, we'll make our break.
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You're a rather clever woman.
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Huh? What was that?
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Usopp? Chopper? Did you say something?
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Huh? We didn't say anything.
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Ah, I just farted!
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Usopp, that stinks!
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I'm Uso-P.U.!
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Why, you--!
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What's going on?!
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I don't see anyone!
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A beast...?
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You're weaker than the woman
on the ship--more my type.
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Someone's here?!
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Usopp! Cho--
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Woman, be my blushing bride!
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Hey, Nami? Is there a problem?
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Did Usopp's fart stink up the bathroom?
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Thank you very much!
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You just thanked her!
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They're in the way...
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Stupid! Help me...!
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Take that!
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Usopp! Chopper! Help me!
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"Evil Be Gone"
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Someone's in here!
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Huh?!
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She's right! I'm picking up an odor!
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"Evil Be Gone"
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Huh? Uh, sorry!
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I don't mean your fart!
It smells like a person.
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Hurry! He's escaping out the window!
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Why did the window suddenly open?
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What the heck is escaping?!
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Special Attack! Exploding Star!
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It couldn't be...
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Has that bastard... done it again...?
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Wh-What should I do? Fire another one?
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No, he's gone now.
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I can't smell him anymore.
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I wonder if we'll make it out of here...
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Nami, are you okay?!
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He overheard our entire conversation...
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H-Hey, Nami, what was that all about?
I'm really confused here...
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He was here the whole time.
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He was an invisible man.
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It's no use. It doesn't matter
if we kick or whack it.
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This massive spider web is here to stay.
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I don't like this.
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There is no point in staying here.
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We should make looking for Nami-san
our top priority. Let's head on out!
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Hey, Zoro! Come on, Zoro!
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Not only did that skeleton's ghost ship
and Sunny get caught in the web,
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it also snared the Mini-Merry that
Usopp and the others were riding.
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And it almost feels contrived
how the island entrance
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is right in front of us,
like it's inviting us in.
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Sheesh! I can practically see
the ghosts inside waving us in.
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What are you griping about, Zoro?
C'mon, you're joining us!
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Do you want to fall for
that stupidly obvious trap
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and have those idiots
treat you like a moron?!
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Why not? There's nothing
to do if we stay here!
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Now let's go!
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I'll share my lunch with you!
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Sheesh! Well, I guess it might be fun
to see what those idiots look like.
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All right! Let's move out!
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You took forever, Moss Head!
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Shut it!
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Why does it go right into a staircase down?!
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This is the entrance, so there's
no point thinking about it.
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Oh, the ground is covered in bones!
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Hmm. Cerberus, huh?
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He would have been safer in Hell.
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My, how cute!
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Hey, isn't he lookin' for a fight?
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He doesn't know his place.
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Think he's yummy?
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Woof!
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Woof, woof! Woof! Woof, woof, woof!
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Woof, woof, woof, woof! Woof, woof, woof!
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Hey, cool it...
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Look. He's ready to fight.
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Actually, he's found his
courage after getting cornered.
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So it would seem.
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Then I'll--
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Nah, wait.
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Let's try to tame him.
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What?!
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Stupid! He may be a dog, but he's
basically the boss of all dogs.
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But a dog is still a dog.
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Yeah, good dog. Good dog.
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Paw!
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And here you just warned him!
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There, there. You're a good dog.
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There, there. Good dog. That's right.
Now let go nice and slow.
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Slowly now. You're such a good doggie.
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Darn mutt!
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Down!
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No, not quite...
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But don't those injuries look horrible?
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I'm amazed he's even alive.
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Before that, I think that
fox thrown in the mix
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makes it one messed-up animal...
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We found such a fun animal
as soon as we arrived.
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I can't wait to see what
this island has in store!
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You look blue, Cerberus-san.
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Hey, don't show the defeated any sympathy.
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It'll hurt his pride.
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Nami-san!
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Hey! Where are you, Nami-san?!
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--Nami-san!
--So the outside of the trench
leads to a forest, huh?
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This place is like a maze!
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Hey, Nami-san!
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Nami-san!
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Between the weird layout and this fog,
my sense of distance is fried!
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There is also the possibility
that we're walking in circles.
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Nami-san!
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Maybe we should have left
Moss Head behind after all...
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Are you pinning the blame on me?! Well?!
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Huh?
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A-An elderly tree and a
unicorn are sharing a drink!
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--Save me!
--Wait!
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Wait! Wait, dammit!
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--Gum-Gum Butterfly Net!
--Strong Right!
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Caught ya!
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Please let me go!
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Oh, dearie me!
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Hey, Luffy! What are you
going to do with that?
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He wouldn't...
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Guys, why don't you join my pirate--
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Cut that out!
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That was a close call.
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Hey, Absalom! You're here, aren't you?
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What was all that ruckus about?
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Were you in the bath again, you pervert?
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I was searching for my bride, Hogback.
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That woman tickles my fancy.
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I'm going to make her mine!
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Just so you know, she is a wanted woman.
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You can't have her.
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What did you say?!
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There are six of them this time.
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One of them is worth over 100 million.
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The captain is worth 300 million.
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300 million?!
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Don't take those numbers so lightly, Perona.
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If the government put 300 million
on his head, he's no ordinary pirate.
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If you understand that much,
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dedicate all of your energy to
capturing your prey, Absalom.
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We're going to be busy tonight.
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There's no such thing as an invisible man!
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But I'm sure he was back there!
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Not if he doesn't exist!
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It was a hallucination or illusion!
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You scared yourself into
thinking you saw the impossible!
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What are you talking about, Usopp?!
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Didn't you see how somebody
was pinning me down?!
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Uh, er, well...
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Nope, I didn't see that!
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Yes, you did!
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Gah, you're leading the witness!
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You're trying to make me admit that I saw
you naked so you can charge me for it!
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What?! How greedy do you think I am?!
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Although I'm still charging.
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You are?!
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Anyway, I refuse to believe anything I
see on this island! Including you naked!
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You just imagined the invisible man!
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The ghosts are just weird birds!
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The zombies are just a unique tribe:
The Hollow Earth People!
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They're what?
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Sure, we met a skeleton that had died
and come back because of a Devil Fruit!
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We did, but that was truly
the exception to the rule!
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Two people can't possess the same power!
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And there is no stinkin' way
the dead can come back to life!
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Right, Chopper?
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Don't you agree with me?
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Isn't it natural to assume they
were something along those lines?
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Well, from a medical perspective,
all of this has been impossible.
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I think your logic makes more sense.
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But Dr. Hogback has abandoned his
life of glory to delve into his research.
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Just maybe, miracles of that scale
have been happening on this island!
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Hey, a-are you serious...?
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Aren't you putting a bit
too much faith in that man?
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Dr. Hogback is a truly
wonderful man! I respect him!
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You're the one being rude!
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Don't accuse the doctor of conspiring with
zombies if you can't back up your claim!
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Even if I can't, everything is
pointing in that direction!
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The doctor is the Zombie King!
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Knock it off, you two!
You're freaking me out!
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Anyway, let me talk to the doctor.
Is that acceptable, Nami?
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I hope Luffy and the guys save us soon...
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It's true that I'm only
basing this on my intuition,
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but everything about this place is creepy...
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Usopp? Chopper?
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What is it, Nami?
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Isn't that the room we were in earlier?
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Yeah... Whoa! Why is it pitch black?!
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What?!
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C-Cindry-chan...?
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Doctor, where did you go?
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I enjoyed the bath!
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Ex-Excuse me!
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D-Doctor!
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Those two have already
turned in for the night.
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Hildon?!
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You jerk! How dare you
abandon us in that graveyard?!
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My humblest apologies.
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I left to attend some errands with the horses.
The moment I took my eyes off them--
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You're a bag of lies!
**[19:34] ---**
Everyone on this island
is in cahoots with each other, right?!
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P-Please don't make such vile accusations!
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Come right this way.
I'll show you to your rooms.
**[19:50] ---**
You're at it again, trying to
"show us" somewhere!
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I wonder if that's the real
entrance to the underworld.
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Thanks for the offer, but we must be off now!
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What?! Wait a sec! Let me talk
to the doctor a bit more!
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She has spurned you, Hildon.
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Wh-Who's there?! I don't see anyone...
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Keep out of this! I'll be sure
to take them to their rooms.
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Why don't we drop this charade?
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They are already starting to grow suspicious.
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Before we slip up and give
them a chance to escape...
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Wh-Why...
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...is the picture...
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...t-t-ta...?!
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You're trembling. How adorable!
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You're so cute...
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I won't let you leave, children!
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No!
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Ch-Chopper!
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A zombie popped outta the picture!
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Save me!
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Chopper!
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That's right! You get him, Nami!
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Help me out!
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You can do it, Nami!
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I'm Oinkchuck-sama, the head hog
of the zombies in this room!
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You'll be dead before you get so
much as a single foot out the door!
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Th-The wall mount... talked!
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N-Nami, did you see that?!
The wall mount was talking!
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The wall mount--!
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Ow, ow, ow...
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Who was the jerk that
stabbed me in the back?!
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It's just like Nami said!
This mansion is teeming with zombies!
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Usopp!
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Punk!
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Take this, you darn bear rug!
**[22:10] ---**
Crap! It's a candle!
**[22:13] ---**
It's hot! It's rottin' hot!
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Fire! It's terrifying!
**[22:17] ---**
Put it out!
**[22:18] ---**
Crap! He climbed up the chandelier!
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Someone knock him back down!
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I know what you're weak against!
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I've got enough for everyone! Take this!
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Eat this!
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Darn you!
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And you! And you!
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Chopper! Nami! Head for the door!
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We're leaving the mansion!
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--Yeah!
--I'm leaving! I've had it!
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Hurry and open the door! I don't
wanna spend another minute here!
**[22:52] ---**
What's keeping you, Nami?!
**[22:53] ---**
No!
**[22:56] ---**
D-Don't tell me...
**[22:57] ---**
It won't open! We're trapped in here!
**[23:00] ---**
What?!
**[23:02] ---**
Now you've made me mad!
**[23:05] ---**
I won't let you escape!
**[23:07] ---**
Now come on back!
**[23:13] ---**
No!
**[23:25] ---**
Chopper, I don't really wanna know,
but what's on that operating table...?
**[23:29] ---**
Do you really want to know?
**[23:30] ---**
You had to ask? So it's what I think it is?
**[23:34] ---**
Are you ready? I'm going to tell you now.
**[23:35] ---**
G-G-Give me a sec! I'm not ready for this!
**[23:37] ---**
--That's--
--I'm scared!
**[23:40] ---**
On the next episode of One Piece!
**[23:41] ---**
"The Zombie's Secret!
Hogback's Nightmarish Laboratory!"
**[23:45] ---**
I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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