# E366 - You’re Going Down, Absalom!! Nami’s Lightning Attack of Friendship!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6VNMQ3QR/youre-going-down-absalom-namis-lightning-attack-of-friendship)
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Travel across the oceans of the world
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Bellow a battle cry
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Once your heart feels refreshed,
let the signal to set sail ring out
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We've left the established course
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Right now, we're rowing straight toward
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The borderline between the sky and the ocean
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In the dark depths of the ocean,
adventure holds its breath
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Don't you have a good time just imagining it?
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Travel across the oceans of the world
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Bellow a battle cry
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Once your heart feels refreshed,
let the signal to set sail ring out
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"That feeling" I get when embarking
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Is something I hope to remember always
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If I can, I won't be afraid of anything
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With our pulses racing,
let's go on a trip now
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Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure
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Snatch up the treasure here and there
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While laughing out loud
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As we dash by like a noisy party
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Make some waves...
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Life is "Adventurous"
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Be aware it's "Dangerous"
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Who's gonna be "One of us"
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And a trip goes on because
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We da pirate of the "Mass"
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To the West, To the East
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Gotta find my way, Sail away
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All the way to "One piece"!!
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Stuff a dream into your empty chest
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And spread your wings
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If the wind blowing through
them dyes your heart
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Let's press forward
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Snatch up the treasure here and there
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While laughing out loud
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As we dash by like a noisy party
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Make some waves...
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Wealth, fame, power...
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Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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once attained everything
this world has to offer.
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The words he uttered just before his death
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drove people around the world to the seas.
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My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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Find it! I left everything
this world has to offer there!
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And so men rushed onto the
Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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The world has truly entered
a Great Pirate Era!
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Zoro's coming down!
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Cien Fleurs! Spider Net!
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Eat this! You're still a zombie!
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Special Attack! Salt Star!
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How do you like that?
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I-It wasn't enough!
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Not for his massive body!
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Heavy Gong!
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D-Damn it, Luffy!
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I don't know any of you losers!
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I am Moria-sama's servant, Oars!
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"You're Going Down, Absalom!!
Nami's Lightning Attack of Friendship!!"
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One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight...
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Huh?
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But some outsiders got thrown into the mix.
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So that leaves the guy
I saw in the straw hat,
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the orange-haired woman, and the cool hero.
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I'm still missing three people.
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Where could they be? Hmm?
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No! I hate roaches! Gross!
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Usopp 10 Ton...
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No, no, no, no...
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...Hammer!
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She's awake!
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--Not the hammer!
--Perona-sama!
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--I hate cockroaches! Hurry and
get them off of me! Hurry!
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--Perona-sama, please come to your senses!
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--I hate roaches! Ew, yuck!
--There aren't any cockroaches.
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We removed the sticky stuff
that was on your hand.
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Where am I?
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Your foe is long gone.
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Perona-sama, you were
out cold when we found you.
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What did he do to you?
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I can't believe someone knocked you out!
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Who trashed the mansion?
Was this the pirates' doing?
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The pirates are certainly causing mayhem,
but this looks like Oars' handiwork.
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Oars?!
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What was he...?
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As a matter of fact, word has it
Oars wiped out the General Zombies.
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The ultimate corps?!
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So we can't control Oars?!
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Well, I couldn't say one way or--
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--Guys!
--Brothers!
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Woman!
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O-Oars?
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C-Come to think of it,
I heard he stepped on Hogback-sama.
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What?!
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Woman!
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Is the woman around?
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Woman!
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He's looking for a woman? Yikes!
I've gotta get away from here.
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Between the pirates and Oars,
Thriller Bark is toast!
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Hurry and gather up the treasure and food!
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We're going to stuff it into their
pirate ship and make a break for it.
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Whose ship?
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The Straw Hats'! We're escaping
on their ship, so hurry it up!
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Okay, we're on it!
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Sheesh...
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Woman!
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Perona-sama!
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Kiss the bride.
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Yeah, let's speed through this.
I'm growing impatient!
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Smooch...!
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What?! W-Wait! What're you doing?!
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No, stop it!
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You've come to? Grah, give it up!
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Once I give you this binding kiss,
you will become my lifelong companion!
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I've already turned you down,
you perverted invisible beast!
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I'm still at that age where
I want to go on adventures!
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Shut up and rejoice! You will be
the King of the Grave's wife,
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making you the Queen of the Grave!
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Ew! What the hell?!
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Heh, heh!
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Curse you, Namizo!
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--Lo...
--Lola!
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Namizo...! Why, you...!
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How dare you try to steal him from me?!
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You said that you were shipping us!
That was a lie, wasn't it?
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You were doing the opposite of shipping us,
and trying to steal Ab-sama.
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You're a two-faced jerk!
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W-Wait, Lola! Just a second.
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I've been out cold this whole time.
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I don't even know what's going on.
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Oh, I'm in a wedding dress.
Why am I wearing this? Cool!
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There's nothing "cool" about this, traitor!
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Wait! You've got it all wrong!
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Damn it, Lola! Not only
did you crash my wedding,
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but now you have the gall
to attack my bride?!
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Shut up and marry me!
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Hell, no!
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Ab-sama, I bet you don't know, do you?
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A-About what?
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This woman's real name is Namizo!
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"She" is actually a "he"!
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What?!
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No, that can't be true... Seriously?!
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Oh, yeah. That's what I told Lola.
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So you're wasting your time!
Pursuing him will get you nowhere!
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Do you get it now?
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I've been chasing a man this whole time?
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And I came within an inch of kissing him?
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But I checked out his body in the bathroom...
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I made it just in the nick of time.
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I'm sure this is the place.
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Usopp, Chopper! Wait out in the hallway.
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Okay...
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I must have imagined that...
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Nami, you okay?
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Everything's fine, so don't look in here!
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Okay.
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Th-That was close.
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Boing! Boing!
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Ba-boing!
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All of the bouncy parts were there...
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Make yourself scarce, Namizo!
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Stop it, Lola!
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Hey, hog! Stop it, Lola!
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Beat it!
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She isn't hitting me?
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Namizo...
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Lola?
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Run for it, Namizo! I will hold him back!
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I came to rescue you, my friend!
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Lola!
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Ab-sama!
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Now, if that's sunk in, swear your
vows to me instead, Absalom!
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Lola...
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There goes the bride!
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Your bride is right here!
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I'm certain that she is a woman!
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Lola, stay out of my way!
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Lola!
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Lowly zombie!
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You've made me... waste my energy on you!
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Oh, smart move!
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Have you decided to stop running?
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That's right. It's not like...
you could escape, anyway.
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I'm an invisible man!
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Thunder Charge!
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How dare you?!
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I think you and Beast Man
would make an awesome couple!
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I was totally shipping you!
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Really?
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No one has ever encouraged me to
pursue my feelings for him before...
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You're the first person to offer
such kind words of support.
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I... I...!
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Raise your head, my friend.
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This is what you call "friendship."
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I am Namizo. Please call me "Nami."
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Friendship...? Nami!
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Namizo...
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Lola?
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Run for it, Namizo! I will hold him back!
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I came to rescue you, my friend!
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How dare you hurt Lola?!
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That's right! Dive into my arms!
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Swing Arm!
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It's not like that'll do anything!
That's why I'm going to...
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Huh?
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Ab-sama!
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That's right! Dive into my arms!
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Ab-sama!
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Why? It didn't even faze him
on top of the bridge...
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Sure enough, he had already reached
his limit after fighting that man.
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It's no wonder.
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Well, it's all cool.
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I won! Yay!
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I must have hit some vital organs!
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Lola!
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Are you okay? Hang in there.
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Thank you for coming to save me.
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Why are you thanking me?
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We're friends, aren't we?
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But I used to be so scared
of you that I told you a lie.
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I'm sorry. I'm actually a woman.
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Silly! I know that.
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Lola...!
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More importantly, isn't Ab-sama wide open?!
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Be my groom, Absalom!
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Huh?
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Are they here? Nope.
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Wait!
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Wait, darn it! Giant Shallot!
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Stop already!
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Hold up!
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Man!
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Shoot! I lost sight of him.
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Gum-Gum Whip!
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I can't find Moria!
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Gum-Gum Whip!
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Whip!
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There he is!
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Wait!
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Wh-What was that all about?
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Wasn't that Straw Hat just now?
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But didn't Straw Hat say that
he would "kick Moria's butt"
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and race off to the castle?
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What was he chasing after?
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I wonder what he's hunting down, don't you?
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M-Moria!
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He said he was going to kick my butt?
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Do you seriously think
Straw Hat can pull that off?
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Sorry to burst your bubble,
but that's impossible.
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The most losers like you who hide in the
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forest can do is spend your time praying.
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Are they in here? Come on out,
Straw Hat! Woman! Cool hero!
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Damn, that's one nasty monster.
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He's insanely powerful and fast.
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What was his name again?
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Uh...
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I'm pretty sure it's Rose.
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No, that's not right!
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It ended with an... "s."
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--Hughes?
--No, I think you're getting colder.
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Orse?
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Hm? No, I still don't
think it's quite right...
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It's Oars.
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That's it!
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Uh, I'm sorry. I still can't...
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Yeah, we know how it is.
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Could you give us some space?
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Sure...
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Try to avoid his attacks.
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Okay...
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Hey, Oars!
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If Luffy's shadow is inside of you...
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...you shouldn't underestimate the
underlying strength of your crew!
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I can't believe Oars is able to replicate
Luffy's moves with that massive body!
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Now that it's come to this, we'll have
to do "that." Let's teach him a lesson!
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We'll show him the strength
of our powers combined!
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No way...! Do you want
to do "that" here and now?!
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Let's do it, guys!
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Tactics #15!
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On the next episode of One Piece!
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"Knock Him Down!!
Special Attack: Straw Hat Docking?"
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I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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