# E438 - A Paradise in Hell! Impel Down Level 5.5!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY8VM008Y/a-paradise-in-hell-impel-down-level-55)
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*Travel across the oceans of the world*
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*Bellow a battle cry*
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* Once your heart feels refreshed,*
* let the signal to set sail ring out*
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*We've left the established course*
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*Right now, we're rowing straight toward*
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* The borderline between*
* the sky and the ocean*
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* In the dark depths of the ocean,*
* adventure holds its breath*
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* Don't you have a good*
* time just imagining it?*
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*Travel across the oceans of the world*
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*Bellow a battle cry*
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* Once your heart feels refreshed,*
* let the signal to set sail ring out*
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*"That feeling" I get when embarking*
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*Is something I hope to remember always*
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*If I can, I won't be afraid of anything*
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* With our pulses racing,*
* let's go on a trip now*
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* Shy hearts engrave*
* the rhythm of adventure*
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*Snatch up the treasure here and there*
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*While laughing out loud*
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*As we dash by like a noisy party*
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*Make some waves...*
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*Life is "Adventurous"*
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*Be aware it's "Dangerous"*
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*Who's gonna be "One of us"*
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*And a trip goes on because*
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*We da pirate of the "Mass"*
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*To the West, To the East*
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*Gotta find my way, Sail away*
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*All the way to "One piece"!!*
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*Stuff a dream into your empty chest*
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*And spread your wings*
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* If the wind blowing through*
* them dyes your heart*
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*Let's press forward*
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*Snatch up the treasure here and there*
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*While laughing out loud*
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*As we dash by like a noisy party*
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*Make some waves...*
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The time is the Great Pirate Era.
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Countless pirates fight
desperately for the One Piece,
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the great treasure left behind by
Gold Roger, King of the Pirates.
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Monkey D. Luffy,
a boy whose body turned to rubber
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after he ate the Gum-Gum Fruit,
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also takes to the sea to become
the next King of the Pirates.
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As Luffy and his friends
overcome numerous adventures,
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the World Government is less and
less able to ignore their existence.
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This is exciting!
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What kind of adventure
is waiting for us next?!
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The crew, on its way to the New World,
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will speed along the Grand Line again today!
***SIGN*** "THANK YOU"
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Separated from the rest of the Straw Hats,
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Luffy has snuck into Impel Down
to rescue his brother, Ace,
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who has been captured by the Navy.
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Together with Red-nosed Buggy
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and former Baroque Works
agents Mr. 3 and Bon clay,
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he reached level 4 the Burning Heat Hell...
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...but was poisoned by Magellan,
the warden of Impel Down
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and taken into custody!
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As Luffy was taken into custody
on level 5--the Freezing Hell,
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Bon Clay tried his hardest
to find a way to save him!
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No way?!
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I mean, what do you mean that
you can't make an antidote!
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A miracle?
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Oh yeah! He is in Impel Down!
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The queen of queers--
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Ivan-san!
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We better find him now!
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"A Paradise in Hell!
Impel Down Level 5.5!"
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T-This is no good!
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We have no choice!
We should lock ourselves up!
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Alright! I'll draw their attention!
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Open it quick!
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Dammit! Chew on this,
my special weapon--Muggy Ball!
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Ha! How's that?!
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What?!
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I did it!
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Did you?!
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I did it... I broke the key!
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What're you doing?!
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It's too late!
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Candle Shield!
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That was close!
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You better get into the cell now!
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We don't need to!
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I have an idea!
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Stupid wolves! You can't get us now!
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It's no use biting it!
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This Candle House is as hard as iron!
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Even with your big fangs, you can't break it!
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Let's go!
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Oh yes!
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1, 2! 1, 2!
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Wow! This is nice!
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They can't even touch us!
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It's heavier than I thought!
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I made it thicker than usual to protect us!
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Yeah? Well, good job!
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Even if it's a tortoise's pace,
as long as we can get to the stairs,
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then we can get out of here!
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That's right!
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And as long as we're in here,
we can avoid the cold wind!
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Alright!
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1, 2! 1, 2!
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Wait! Let's go back a little!
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What's the matter?
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Something is wrong.
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What happened to the wolves?
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Yeah, where the hell do they go?!
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All of them are gone!
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What's that noise?
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T-This must be...
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That was pretty clever of them!
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Who the hell is this guy
all covered in blood?!
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Earlier, I was...
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We have no chance to win!
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I'm sorry but I gotta run!
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Straw-chan! I'm sorry!
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I'm sorry that I ran!
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How do you know this guy?
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I'm his friend!
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Straw-chan! I'm not gonna let you die!
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We better go now!
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He left the keys!
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I never thought about breaking out.
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I gotta find Ivan-san as soon as possible!
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Ivan-san?!
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How should I know
where that queer went?!
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Who the hell are you?!
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Emporio Ivancov?
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Oh yeah, I remember him!
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He must be dead!
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What are you looking at?!
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Why are you looking for a missing person?!
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How did you get out of your cell?!
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Why don't you set me free?!
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Do you know where the man named Ivan-san is?!
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Hello?! Can you hear me?!
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Hey, why don't you say something?!
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It's no use!
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They're all frozen in that cell!
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I wanna know...
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Yeah, I heard you.
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You're looking for that fairy, Ivancov, right?
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Do you know something?
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Look! Do you see the forest?
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Yeah.
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There's an abandoned jailer's room in there.
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I once saw a strange guy moving around there.
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Really?!
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Why don't you go and check?
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Thank you!
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No problem!
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I thought that's where the wolves live.
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Oh? Is that so?
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People have disappeared
occasionally in Impel Down.
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They didn't break out because
some of them could barely move.
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They just disappeared without a trace.
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We call it "Demoning away!"
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We all fear these unnatural disappearances,
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and assume that they're pulled
into the gate of hell.
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That's why we call it "Demoning away!"
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"The gate of hell?" "Demoning away?"
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Yeah, right!
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I don't think that's the reason
that Ivan-san disappeared!
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I've never met him but he's a miracle-worker!
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He must be able to work miracles
in a place like this, too!
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Ivan-san is the God of all queers!
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Please!
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Save Straw-chan!
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If antidotes won't help him...
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...you're his only hope!
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And I won't give up on hoping!
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Aak! No!
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Straw-chan!
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What do you think you're doing to...
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...Bon-chan?!
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Leave Bon-chan...
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...alone!
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S-Straw-chan! What did you do...
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...to them...?
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The public execution of Ace is in...
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...26 hours!
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Damn!
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Where are you?!
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This place is too hot! It's like hell!
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Wow! Nice! She's exactly my type!
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Healthy, young and beautiful!
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Wait a minute! But...
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...where's that quick pansy prisoner
who beat all of these guards?!
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Who are you?!
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That doesn't matter, sweetie!
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Why don't you come here?
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Huh?
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I'm all sweaty!
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Can you help me undress?
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Please!
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Puff-puff!
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Why don't you unlock this door?
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Yeah, alright!
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Smash!
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Here you go!
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Alright, how can I help you?
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Ha ha! Do you have extra clothes?
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I got you!
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I can't take this!
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That queer! I'm coming after you!
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It's nice to be able to
lay the blame on Warden
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but I don't like the fact he outsmarted me!
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And I wanna become the warden!
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I used too much poison!
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My stomach! Oh, my stomach!
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Yes, the riot is completely
under control now!
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We put all the prisoners back in their
cells and got the keys back but...
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...I think some keys are missing.
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What a pain in the butt!
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You got to... mmm... find him!
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Catch him alive now!
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This queer must be... mmm... on this floor!
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Yes, Madam!
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Several hours later, Mr. 2 Bon Clay is...
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Where... is this?
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Oh yeah!
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Straw-chan?!
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Where did Straw-chan go?!
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I hear people talking...
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This is it!
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It's so bright!
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What?!
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Oh! So you finally woke up, young man!
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You've been sleeping quite
a while! Want a drink?
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Cheers to the newcomer!
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Cheers!
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We've been watching you guys on the monitor!
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I really enjoyed it!
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What is this place?
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I'll take you to your seat!
What floor did you come from?
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We got plenty to eat! You must be hungry!
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Wait! Where am I?! Where's Straw-chan?!
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Do you think that you're outside the prison?!
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Don't worry! You're still in Impel Down.
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No way! No one's wearing
their jail clothes here!
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And you're eating and drinking as you want!
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Is this some kind of paradise?!
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Oh yeah, I remember!
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I was chased by the wolves
and Straw-chan helped me!
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And I just passed out!
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Then, am I dreaming?!
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No! I think I died from the cold
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so I'm in heaven now!
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Did you wake up?
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You've been sleeping like a
baby for about 10 hours now.
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10 hours?!
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Are you kidding me?! Who are you?!
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My name is Inazuma.
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You're being rude!
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I'm the one who moved the two of you.
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You were nearly dying of exposure!
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What? Did you say "two?"
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Straw-chan is here, too?
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Where is he? Is he alright?
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Are you people jailers?
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What is this place?!
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Now, now, calm down.
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He is going to tell you!
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W-Who is He?
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Oh! The lights are going down!
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The shows starting!
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Let's go to the front.
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What is this?
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Did you sleep alright, candy boy?
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No, you're Mr. 2 Bon boy.
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Who are you? Why do you know my name?!
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Thank you for coming.
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This is...
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You're great! Very sexy!
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This is...
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Down the sewage line of Impel Down
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and just take the route that shouldn't be there,
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then, you'll get here!
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It's a paradise for prisoners!
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You've got everything here, so enjoy!
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Drinks!
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"Weapons!"
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Games!
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And most of all, we have freedom!
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Yes, that's right! We're all free!
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Yes! The jailers are
panicking today as usual!
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"Prisoners have disappeared!"
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"They've been pulled into hell!"
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Just like that!
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I'm sorry but they're all here!
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Do you say that this is hell?!
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Maybe you're right,
but at least it's a gay one!
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The underground that nobody knows!
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Welcome to...
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...Impel Down--Level 5.5!
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It's a secret garden for prisoners!
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New Kama Land!
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Heehaw!
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Who are these perverts?!
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Yeah! Ivan-sama!
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What?!
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Ivan-sama!
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Ivan-sama!
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Ivan-sama?! No way!
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He is the legendary...
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...Queen of Kamabakka Kingdom.
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Heehaw!
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Emporio Ivancov?!
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Heehaw!
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Bon Clay implores the miracle-worker,
Iva-san, to cure Luffy's poisoning.
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However, Iva-san's remedy is
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a cruel procedure that will
leave Luffy battered and torn.
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A fierce battle commences against the poison.
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On the next episode of One Piece!
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"Luffy's Treatment Begins!
Ivan-san's Miraculous Power!"
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I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!