# E345 - A Bunch of Animals? Perona's Wonder Garden
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Travel across the oceans of the world
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Bellow a battle cry
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Once your heart feels refreshed,
let the signal to set sail ring out
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We've left the established course
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Right now, we're rowing straight toward
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The borderline between the sky and the ocean
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In the dark depths of the ocean,
adventure holds its breath
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Don't you have a good time just imagining it?
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Travel across the oceans of the world
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Bellow a battle cry
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Once your heart feels refreshed,
let the signal to set sail ring out
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"That feeling" I get when embarking
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Is something I hope to remember always
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If I can, I won't be afraid of anything
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With our pulses racing,
let's go on a trip now
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Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure
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Snatch up the treasure here and there
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While laughing out loud
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As we dash by like a noisy party
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Make some waves...
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Life is "Adventurous"
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Be aware it's "Dangerous"
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Who's gonna be "One of us"
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And a trip goes on because
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We da pirate of the "Mass"
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To the West, To the East
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Gotta find my way, Sail away
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All the way to "One piece"!!
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Stuff a dream into your empty chest
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And spread your wings
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If the wind blowing through
them dyes your heart
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Let's press forward
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Snatch up the treasure here and there
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While laughing out loud
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As we dash by like a noisy party
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Make some waves...
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Wealth, fame, power...
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Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,
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once attained everything
this world has to offer.
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The words he uttered just before his death
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drove people around the world to the seas.
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My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!
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Find it! I left everything
this world has to offer there!
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And so men rushed onto the
Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!
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The world has truly entered
a Great Pirate Era!
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My eyes follow the beautiful ladies.
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But I'm a mummy, so I don't have eyes!
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May I see your panties?
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No way!
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This exchange...!
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He repeated him word for word...
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There is nowhere to run!
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Cindry-san, would you be so kind
as to open yonder passage?
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Also, I would like a midnight snack.
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Wh-What gives? I thought
he was going to attack us.
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That scared me. What's he up to?
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I-It doesn't matter!
C'mon, let's make a break for it!
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The door is wide open!
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--You're right!
--Y-Yeah!
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Three-Pace Hum... Notch Slash!
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They must have done
something during the fray.
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We've lost a valuable man.
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Cool it!
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Yeah, but... He's right. Sanji'll be okay.
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Go! Go!
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Go and learn just how
terrifying our master truly is!
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Our real boss is one of the Seven
Warlords of the Sea, Gecko Mori--
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Ah! I can't say his name!
It's too terrifying!
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Merely saying his name
sends chills down my spine!
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Your missing crewmates
won't come back unscathed...
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You'll lose one pal after the next...!
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You will regret coming here!
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Before the Seven Warlord's Gecko--
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no, before my master's true power,
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all of you will taste fear!
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You sure love to ramble on and on!
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Then pass this message on to that jerk Moria!
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"If anything happens to my crew...
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...I'll send you and this
entire island flying!"
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Awaken, General Zombies!
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Arise, ancient warriors!
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Now go, my courageous General Zombies!
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"A Bunch of Animals?
Perona's Wonder Garden!"
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I don't care what part of
the mansion they enter!
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Hunt them down and haul them in!
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They're nothing before you, General Zombies!
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Hey! Don't drag your feet, Captain John.
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You're crushing the name
you made notorious in life!
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Yeah, yeah. I'm goin'.
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Sheesh! He's such a scallywag.
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Ab-sama, marry me!
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Lola! Sow, hurry off to battle!
I'm your commanding officer!
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Then marry me.
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Why should I?!
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W-Wait, Lola! What are you doing?
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Sow! Are you ignoring a direct order
from Absalom of the Grave?!
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I'll listen if you marry me!
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Don't be stupid! I'm human!
I'm going to marry a human woman!
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Come on, Lola! Just think for a second.
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You're not only a warthog,
you're also a zombie!
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You're dead and rotting!
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Cut that out!
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Yikes, what a terrifying stunt!
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That's a marriage registration form!
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Stop trying to make us an
officially married couple!
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Aw, I just love your wild mouth!
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Absalom, give me your finger! I love you!
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Screw that!
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I'll never spend the rest of
my life with a dead animal!
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Bride Fu! Vow Kiss!
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Smooch! Smooch! Smooth! Smooch!
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Smooch! Smooch!
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Wife Fu! Vow Hug!
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I love you to death!
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B-But you died a long time ago!
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Even if I'm a rotting zombie,
my love for you will never die!
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Marry me!
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But like I said, I--
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This finger is mine!
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I'm not about to let you
escape, bastard! I love you!
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Bride Fu! Vow of My Love Attack!
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Give it up!
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Hiya!
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Wait, Lola! Listen carefully, sow!
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I have already... picked out the
woman who is soon to be my bride!
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She seems strong-willed,
but also has a sense of grace.
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She's a frail, human woman!
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It'll fall through like always.
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Look at this, fool! She is one of the
pirates who disembarked on this island.
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She is beautiful! This one
is worthy to be my bride!
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I won't let that happen! That woman...
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...is going down!
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Don't kill her! Hold up, Lola!
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That old zombie wannabe said that
Gecko Moria's had his eyes on us
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ever since we were invited to this island.
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Perhaps the curly cook's disappearance
has something to do with Moria.
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That stupid cook! He had it coming.
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But I never expected to run into
one of the Seven Warlords here.
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Why would a pirate want
to steal people's shadows?
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I would love to know!
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I-I don't know anything!
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I promised that geezer I'd kick Moria's butt,
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but that'll have to go on hold.
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Your missing friends are
already screwed anyway!
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In fact, you're in no position
to be worrying about others!
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Not anymore...
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Quit oinking and lead the way,
you stupid piggy!
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Oink!
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What's wrong?
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Nothing. It must be my imagination.
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Hey, Kumacy! Kumacy!
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The Risky Brothers are
carrying the casket over.
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Get it from them and take the
casket to Master's dance hall.
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Got that?
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Did you get that or not?!
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--Ye...
--Don't answer! You're so not cute!
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I'll be directing the Treasure
Retrieval Party on the ship,
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so come get me if anything happens.
Do you understand?
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That's right! You're cute
as long as you're quiet!
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Take care...
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Punk! You just whispered something!
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Delivery! Delivery for Master!
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Chirp, chirp, chirp!
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Oh, no! Now we've really done it!
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Oh, no! We tripped! There goes
our delivery to Master...!
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The casket popped open!
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Huh? Where is this?
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He's up! Crap! Hurry and whack him!
Whack him to death!
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We can't kill him.
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Then beat him within an inch of his life!
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Jerks!
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Usopp! Nami!
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Hey, hang in there! Wake up!
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Ow, ow, ow...
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Huh? But didn't... that samurai attack us...?
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Did he hit us with the
blunt side of his sword?
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It looks like it must have rained a bit.
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The ground is wet. Where is this?
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I'm not sure, but those
squirrels were carrying us.
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That's a freaking casket!
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Crap! All three of them are up now.
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Not good! Let's call for backup.
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This looks like it's in
the back of the mansion.
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Hogback's lab was on that top floor,
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so they carried us a pretty good distance.
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H-Hey, look behind you!
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There is a sturdier building
on the opposite side.
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What's that?
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"Evil Be Gone"
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Do you remember seeing
a huge building behind the mansion?
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Usopp! Chopper!
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I figured out what this
area is supposed to be.
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What is it? What's the deal with this place?
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This is the breezeway that connects
the mansion to that building.
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A breezeway? It's way too big for that!
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"Evil Be Gone"
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They've practically stuffed a forest in here.
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Well, it'd make for one weird forest.
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But for them to have carried us
here while we were out cold,
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isn't it safe to assume they
were taking us to that building?
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If they succeeded, they might
have turned us into zombies.
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I'm glad I came to! Let's run for it!
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Yeah! Let's blow this popsicle stand.
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Hold your horses.
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"Evil Be Gone"
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This isn't adding up.
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We've been terrified right and left,
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screamed our heads off and run like mad...
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--All for free?
--What are you going on about?!
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I'm getting a strong reading on
my Something's Fishy Sensor!
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Don't say anything! Let's just
make a break for it, Nami!
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Right! You heard him!
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--Back in that room,
--Let's run for it!
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--I'm pretty sure that zombie said...
--Let's get out of here, Nami!
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Sorry! This isn't where
we store the treasure!
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Don't get any crazy ideas!
We're running for it!
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Let's get out of here, Nami!
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You're so stupid!
I know, sheesh! I'm scared, too.
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But your eyes look funny!
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Then which way would you like to run?
Forward? Backwards?
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That's a toughie...
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I don't wanna go back to the mansion
and run into that samurai again.
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But if we push forward, I bet there
are even scarier people lying in wait.
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Eh? What are those
adorable animals? Penguins?
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Number 1!
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2!
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3!
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Ew...
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Hello! We're the...
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...Penguin Zombie Duo!
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Oops, I goofed up.
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Trio! We're a trio! I'm a new member.
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Like I care about what's
going on with your members!
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And the guys standing behind you are...
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--Behind us?
--...our friends, the Wild Zombies!
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Welcome to Perona-sama's Wonder Garden!
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There is a disturbing number
of super freaky critters!
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Go! Beat the living daylights out of them!
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Chopper!
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Nami! Usopp! I'll hold them back.
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No matter where we go,
weird zombies are bound to show up!
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And these guys are animals!
I bet they're faster runners than us!
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The punk! He may look like
a human, but he's an animal.
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Right! I'm a reindeer.
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So you're a Zoan-type power holder?
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We're fellow animals here!
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If you quietly do as we ask,
we won't get rough with you.
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We aren't "fellow animals"!
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Really? Then we won't hold back.
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Nami, you should go hide!
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O-Okay!
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Beat it! Ouch!
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Wh-What? You wanna fight?
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Dumb zebra-like kangaroo!
Or are you a kangaroo-like zebra...?
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Not that it matters!
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I-I should warn you about something!
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I'm the invincible reigning champion
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of 50 World Pirate Boxing
Tournaments straight!
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Behold! I don't have a single opening!
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You can attack from any direction you want!
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Eat my Elusive Right!
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Y-You're pretty good, aren't ya?
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Your game of hide-and-seek is over!
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Don't underestimate a dog's sense of smell.
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Dogs shouldn't talk!
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No!
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Eek, here he comes!
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Oh, crap!
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Sweet! That was a smart play!
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Shoot!
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I'm sorry!
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No!
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--Over here!
--Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Yay!
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--Yay!
--Yay...!
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H-Hey! I'm falling!
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Gosh darn, that was close!
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Hey! I dare you to come over here if you can!
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Neener-neener, boo-boo!
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You can kiss my shiny little hiney!
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Eat fart!
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Stay back! Stay back!
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Fwoosh!
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Waah! It's persistent!
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I've got it!
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Take this!
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Whatcha think? Did you see how the
great Usopp-sama is a master sniper?
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Wait! Wait!
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Damn it! As things stand,
there are just too many of them.
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Usopp! Nami!
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Chopper!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow...
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Hey, Nami! What were you...
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Usopp, fire!
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Fire?!
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We need fire! These are also zombies.
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Hey, save me! They're about to bite me!
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Nami!
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Crap! Let go of me! Stay back!
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Zombies are weak against...
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Special Attack! Flame Star!
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--Fire!
--That's rottin' bad!
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That worked better than I could have hoped!
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Take this, you darn bear rug!
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Crap! It's a candle!
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It's hot! It's rottin' hot!
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Fire! It's terrifying!
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Put it out!
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Crap! He climbed up the chandelier!
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Someone knock him back down!
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Eat this!
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Darn you!
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That's right! I had that ace up my sleeve!
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Special Attack! Flame Star!
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And how about one more?
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Usopp!
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Chopper, look out! Behind you!
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Usopp! Chopper!
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You're in danger as well.
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Don't hurt her!
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Bastard! Why'd you attack an ally?
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That woman is the enemy!
You're supposed to kick her butt!
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I don't know who this lady is,
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but even if it means
defying the master's orders
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or sacrificing myself, I won't kick a woman!
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If you have a problem with that, you can
take it up with me, stinky zombies!
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Huh?
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Hey! What happened?!
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Hey, Oinker! Did you pull another
fast one on us? Out with it!
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Haven't I been telling
you that I'm in the dark?
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Don't laugh! It gives the
impression that you're lying.
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How strange. I wonder if he was
strangled so he couldn't utter a sound.
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Why were your circuits
wired to be so ominous?!
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This is so weird! Now Zoro's missing.
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What's goin' on?! People keep
vanishin' one after the next!
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First one person vanishes,
then a second, a third and a fourth...!
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Does that mean we're next?
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And then no one was left.
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No one was left.
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The stuff you say is freakin' ominous!
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On the next episode of One Piece!
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"The Vanishing Straw Hat Crew!
A Mysterious Swordsman Appears!"
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I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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