# E160 - 10 Percent Survival Rate! Satori, the Mantra Master!

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**[00:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A world... Yes!<br>**[00:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A world for you who seek freedom<br>**[00:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stretches out right before your eyes.<br>**[00:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If your endless dreams are your guide,<br>**[00:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;surpass them, under the flag of your beliefs!<br>**[00:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Making a splash,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've just started on my search<br>**[00:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heading towards a world without end<br>**[00:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My heart bursting with enthusiasm,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll go to the ends of the earth<br>**[00:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In search of light yet unseen<br>**[00:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When the summer sun<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sways the sails of my heart<br>**[01:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the cue to open the door to a new world<br>**[01:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sailing through the rocky waves of despair<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We head beyond the horizon<br>**[01:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Making a splash,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've just started on my search<br>**[01:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heading towards a world without end<br>**[01:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My heart bursting with enthusiasm,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll go to the ends of the earth<br>**[01:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In search of light yet unseen<br>**[01:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Upper Yard" "Lovely Street"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Angel Beach"<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After a great adventure,<br>**[01:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Luffy and his crew finally<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;reached the sky island of Skypiea.<br>**[01:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;However, Nami's group was taken<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;away by "Heaven's Judgment,"<br>**[02:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and Luffy's group, on their way<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to God's Island to get them,<br>**[02:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;encountered trap after trap...<br>**[02:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gum-Gum...<br>**[02:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...Bazooka!<br>**[02:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Meanwhile, Nami's group,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;which was taken to a sacrificial altar...<br>**[02:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He has priests on this island too, you know!<br>**[02:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, we can't make God angry!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's common sense, you know!<br>**[02:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry, but...<br>**[02:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...I've never once prayed to God.<br>**[02:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so, Zoro's group left Chopper<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;behind and entered the forest...<br>**[02:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm the one in the most danger!<br>**[02:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"10% Survival Rate! Satori,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Mantra Master!"<br>**[03:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where is this God, anyway?<br>**[03:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If he's a god, he might have already<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;foreseen our actions long ago.<br>**[03:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Things'd be a lot faster if he came to us...<br>**[03:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd rather he not show up!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How many times do I have to tell you?!<br>**[03:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The god on this island is horrible!<br>**[03:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Lord... Please stay nice and peaceful...!<br>**[03:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh! And please let us find some treasure...<br>**[03:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that what you care about?!<br>**[03:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, walking along the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;river won't get us anywhere...<br>**[03:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We should cross and check out the other side.<br>**[03:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[03:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But how? Use a vine to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;swing across like before?<br>**[04:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or do we climb a--<br>**[04:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn! They're here, too?!<br>**[04:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;F-Forget it! I am not crossing this river!<br>**[04:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'd pretty much be feeding<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ourselves to the skysharks!<br>**[04:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But there's no guarantee we can get across<br>**[04:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even if we keep walking along the river!<br>**[04:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I said forget it!<br>**[04:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're gonna go,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then you can go alone, Zoro!<br>**[04:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're that scared, you shouldn't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have come in the first place!<br>**[04:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say... This ground...<br>**[04:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What about it?<br>**[04:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's dirt.<br>**[04:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course it is. It's ground.<br>**[04:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a sky island.<br>**[04:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're right. It isn't all fluffy...<br>**[04:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eh? Oh, right! Sky islands are<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;made out of island cloud...<br>**[05:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It feels like such a long time<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;since I've touched dirt like this...!<br>**[05:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is this island different?<br>**[05:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In any case, it's certain that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this is an unusual sky island...<br>**[05:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like checking into<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it might be worth a lot...<br>**[05:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A Level 2 Crime, huh?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who do you take God for?!<br>**[05:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Choose an ordeal... We shall<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;present it with our own hands...<br>**[05:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sin is living in ignorance.<br>**[05:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The means to attaining peace<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do not lead into Heaven...<br>**[05:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Swamp Ordeal"<br>**[05:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Swamp!<br>**[05:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Iron Ordeal"<br>**[05:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Iron!<br>**[05:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"String Ordeal"<br>**[05:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;String!<br>**[05:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Ball Ordeal"<br>**[05:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ball!<br>**[05:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Choose an ordeal!<br>**[06:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, what do we do?<br>**[06:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Alright! Let's go with "Ball"!<br>**[06:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Why's that, Luffy?!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--It sounds fun!<br>**[06:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's your reason?! These are ordeals!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're not gonna be fun!<br>**[06:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, but I agree with "Ball."<br>**[06:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the only one that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;doesn't sound too violent...<br>**[06:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I mean, "swamp" makes me think of...<br>**[06:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sinking! Someone!<br>**[06:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I get the feeling that once you sink,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there's no coming back up...<br>**[06:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then what about "Iron"?<br>**[06:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're gonna hit us!<br>**[06:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Denied! That sounds totally bad!<br>**[06:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then what about "String"?<br>**[06:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It sounds easy, and not<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;too bad at all, but...<br>**[06:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;High up!<br>**[06:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;N-No! Its easy sound<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;makes it seem suspicious!<br>**[06:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Ball Ordeal"<br>**[06:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A huge ball!<br>**[07:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Squish!<br>**[07:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It sounds round and soft, but it's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the most likely to be a trick!<br>**[07:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We really need to think this over!<br>**[07:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no time to be wishy-washy!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're already there, anyway!<br>**[07:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go with "Ball"!<br>**[07:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-Alright! Guess I'll go with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Luffy's hunch on this one!<br>**[07:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then it's decided.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But don't let your guard down.<br>**[07:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're on God's Island,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;10,000 meters up in the air!<br>**[07:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anything could happen here!<br>**[07:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go! Ball!<br>**[07:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, now! Don't shut your eyes, driver!<br>**[07:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even when they're open, it's pitch black!<br>**[07:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say, there's other stuff like this, right?<br>**[07:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Like what?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--You know how there were four entrances?<br>**[07:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe one of them was the right one,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and the others were wrong?!<br>**[08:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eh?! What?! Don't say that now!<br>**[08:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What happens if we chose the wrong one?!<br>**[08:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If it's the wrong one... Hmm...<br>**[08:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe we'll fall off the sky island?<br>**[08:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't be stupid! We can't fall off!<br>**[08:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's 10,000 meters to the Blue Sea, you know!<br>**[08:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You could reflect on your life<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;multiple times on your way down!<br>**[08:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even falling has it limits!<br>**[08:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quit bein' idiots!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's obviously not gonna happen--<br>**[08:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No! You gotta be kidding me!<br>**[09:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're alive...<br>**[09:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I seriously thought we were<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gonna fall 10,000 meters...<br>**[09:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's all because you said<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;misleading stuff, Luffy!<br>**[09:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was scary! I thought I was gonna die!<br>**[09:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Still, what is this place?<br>**[09:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're balls...<br>**[09:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're small "island cloud" balls...<br>**[09:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Awesome! It's like big snow!<br>**[09:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a weird place! It's so neat!<br>**[09:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Milky Road leads above the trees...<br>**[09:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But what part of this is an ordeal?<br>**[09:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who knows?<br>**[09:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'd be great if there's nothing at all,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I doubt that's the case...<br>**[10:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe we got the right entrance?!<br>**[10:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I bet if we chose the wrong one,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we'd be in trouble right about now!<br>**[10:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Y-Yeah! You might be right!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Right?!<br>**[10:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Idiots, don't let your guard down!<br>**[10:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would you really let criminals get<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;off free?! Give things some thought!<br>**[10:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There might be traps like earlier...<br>**[10:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stay sharp!<br>**[10:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's just keep moving...<br>**[10:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm thirsty! Let's have some tea!<br>**[10:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Yes, let's! Open up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the rice crackers in your bag!<br>**[10:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ooh, good idea!<br>**[10:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You guys!<br>**[10:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--C'mon, just one rice cracker!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Yeah! Let's eat, let's eat!<br>**[10:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No! Listen! I'm gonna keep steering.<br>**[10:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You guys keep watch on both sides!<br>**[10:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It took us really high up at some point...!<br>**[10:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it's strange...<br>**[10:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are four priests, so I assumed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;each entrance led to one...<br>**[11:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...but I guess not.<br>**[11:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Usopp! Pass!<br>**[11:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay! I got it! Pass!<br>**[11:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I told you to keep watch!<br>**[11:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A snake!<br>**[11:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You jerk! Get outta here!<br>**[11:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was a shock! Why...?!<br>**[11:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sanji! Look out! A cloud!<br>**[11:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kick it far away!<br>**[11:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dammit! Are all these<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;floating things snake eggs?!<br>**[11:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This isn't good...<br>**[12:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's the deal with these balls?!<br>**[12:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no telling what will come out!<br>**[12:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These clouds are called "surprise clouds"!<br>**[12:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Surprise clouds?!<br>**[12:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Heso!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Who're you?!<br>**[12:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you for choosing my "Ball Ordeal"!<br>**[12:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Skypiea Priest<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Satori of the Forest"<br>**[12:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who is this dumpling freak?<br>**[12:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't tell me he's a priest?!<br>**[13:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're the ball ordeal?! A ball?!<br>**[13:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quit dancin'! Who the hell are you?!<br>**[13:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, he seems dumber than I expected...<br>**[13:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Didn't Nami and the old guy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;say they were really strong?<br>**[13:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Dumpling!<br>**[13:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nami-san and the others are safe, I hope?!<br>**[13:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you mean the sacrifices?<br>**[13:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If so, I wouldn't know. Even if they're<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;left alone, they're going to die!<br>**[13:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if they manage to escape,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they're still going to die!<br>**[13:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Say what?!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--You should worry about yourselves.<br>**[13:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just so you know, you'll of course<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;need to beat me to continue ahead!<br>**[13:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay! Here he comes, Luffy! Get 'im!<br>**[13:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Alright! I'll shoot him down!<br>**[13:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gum-Gum...<br>**[13:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, you're going to stretch?<br>**[13:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...Pistol!<br>**[14:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--No way!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Luffy!<br>**[14:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Luffy?! Hey! You're alright, right?!<br>**[14:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Regular hits don't work on you!<br>**[14:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hit?<br>**[14:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is a bit different from a hit!<br>**[14:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll show you different!<br>**[14:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An upper kick with the right foot...<br>**[14:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Collier--! What?!<br>**[14:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Only the well-trained are<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;given the power of "Mantra"!<br>**[14:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Impossible! He predicted my movements?!<br>**[15:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sanji!<br>**[15:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is different from a hit!<br>**[15:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Impact!<br>**[15:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The shock destroys the body from the inside!<br>**[15:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;D-Dammit! Sanji! Usopp!<br>**[15:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, I'm alright... But<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what the hell was that?!<br>**[15:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No idea at all...! He's mysterious!<br>**[15:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My name is Satori!<br>**[15:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am one of the priests of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the almighty God Eneru!<br>**[15:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I own the Vearth in this Illusion Forest!<br>**[15:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Illusion Forest?<br>**[15:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes!<br>**[15:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This forest!<br>**[15:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And...<br>**[16:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...your boat will be lost in its illusions!<br>**[16:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The boat is taking off!<br>**[16:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your boat will now speed along<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this forest's Milky Road at random<br>**[16:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and eventually leave through<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this forest's only exit!<br>**[16:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure you realize it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but losing a dial boat<br>**[16:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is the same as losing your<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;way to the sacrificial altar.<br>**[16:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you must find and board<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the boat before that happens.<br>**[16:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course, these countless surprise<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;clouds and I will not allow that.<br>**[16:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome to the sacred ground of Upper Yard!<br>**[16:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the Illusion Forest Ball Ordeal,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with a 10% survival rate!<br>**[16:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;10% survival rate?!<br>**[17:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zoro! Nami! Robin!<br>**[17:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't leave me all alone! Please come back!<br>**[17:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who'll save me if I'm suddenly attacked now?!<br>**[17:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is all because Luffy wanted<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to go to the sky island...<br>**[17:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure Luffy and the others<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are headed here in search of us.<br>**[17:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, yeah! Luffy and the others are coming!<br>**[17:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh! Then I just need to endure it until then!<br>**[17:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just need to play it safe and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wait for Luffy and the others!<br>**[17:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In the meantime, I'll fix the ship!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zoro did ask me to!<br>**[18:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Alright!<br>**[18:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When Luffy and the others find out<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm handling the ship fine alone...<br>**[18:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The hammer!<br>**[18:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I have to go get it...<br>**[18:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But...<br>**[18:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'd better hurry before the boat<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;goes deeper into the Illusion Forest!<br>**[18:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! We gotta go after the boat<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;before we lose sight of it!<br>**[18:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If we lose it in this forest,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;finding it again'll be tough!<br>**[18:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, Usopp! The same is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;true if we get separated!<br>**[19:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Luffy! What about you?!<br>**[19:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You guys stop the boat!<br>**[19:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm gonna take care of the ball guy!<br>**[19:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In your dreams! I'm filled<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with good fortune and pride!<br>**[19:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess we do need someone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to stop that potbelly freak!<br>**[19:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't do anything reckless!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's got some weird powers!<br>**[19:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--We'll come back once we stop the boat!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Right!<br>**[19:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hold it right there, Ball!<br>**[19:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grabs a branch...<br>**[19:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gum-Gum...<br>**[19:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The same as before.<br>**[19:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...Pistol!<br>**[20:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong? I thought you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;were going to take care of me?<br>**[20:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I said I will... and I will!<br>**[20:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't miss this time! Gum-Gum...<br>**[20:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A fake punch, followed by a kick...<br>**[20:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...Whip!<br>**[20:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Again!<br>**[20:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gum-Gum...<br>**[21:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where is it?! Where'd the Crow go?!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We gotta catch the boat, quick!<br>**[21:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dammit! Can't see from down here!<br>**[21:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Alright!<br>**[21:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Watch yourself, Luffy!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These priests are no ordinary people!<br>**[21:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's find the boat ASAP<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and get the hell outta here!<br>**[21:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;U-Urgh... I-I'm stuck...!<br>**[21:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How stubborn.<br>**[22:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if we're far apart<br>**[22:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't want you to forget<br>**[22:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That on those days when<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're brought to tears<br>**[22:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have a friend here to share the pain<br>**[22:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That far-off feeling we refuse to concede<br>**[22:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't let it just be a dream<br>**[22:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The eternal brilliance that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;everyone is searching for<br>**[22:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We will surely embrace it with our own hands<br>**[23:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Crap! At this rate, we're<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gonna lose the boat!<br>**[23:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are these surprise<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;clouds and this ball guy?!<br>**[23:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sky fights are strange!<br>**[23:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is no time for crappy ordeals!<br>**[23:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We gotta save Nami-san and Robin-chan!<br>**[23:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zoro! Nami! Robin!<br>**[23:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On the next episode of One Piece!<br>**[23:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"The Ordeal of Spheres!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Desperate Struggle in the Lost Forest"<br>**[23:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!<br>**[23:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>