# E81 - Are You Happy? the Doctor Called Witch!
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Inherited will...
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The tide of the times...
People's dreams...
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These things cannot be stopped.
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As long as people
seek the answer of freedom,
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these things will never cease to be!
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I only believe in the future --
I don't care if anyone laughs
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That racing passion makes you shine
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It's too bright,
but I want to gaze at it
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I sense "aesthetics" somewhere
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I'm really really stuck on you
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I follow, follow in the footsteps
of a dream that resembles no one
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Until I dramatically get it
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Believe In Wonderland!
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I'm going to catch, catch the shape
of a dream no one can see
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I'm going to go with you,
so passionate feelings
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I don't really
need everything to add up
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Rather than run-of-the-mill daily life,
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run for paradise instead
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Believe In Wonderland!
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Please help my friend.
Please call a doctor.
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I haven't told you my name yet. I'm Dalton.
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I'm the captain of the
security squad of this island.
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There's only one doctor here, and she
lives in the castle on the mountain.
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Why in the heck would she
live someplace like that...?
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I'm counting on you, Captain.
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I can't believe it!
Like captain, like navigator!
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All right, then, let's go...
before Nami dies.
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What?! Don't say things
that could jinx us!
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So these're Lapins?!
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Whoa... Wapol-sama...
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What!
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We've finally returned...
to our home, Drum Island!
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"Are You Happy?
The Doctor Called Witch!"
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Ahh...
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Nami?
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Nami-san!
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We have to... hurry to Alabasta...
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Never mind that, just rest.
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Don't worry about anything right now.
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When her own life is at risk...
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Nami-san, hang in there
just a little longer.
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We have to go to that castle
where the doctor lives.
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Get out of our way, you damn bunnies!
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They're coming!
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Yeah!
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Listen, Luffy!
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Hm?
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Don't you dare fight.
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Why not?
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Idiot! Whether you attack or get struck,
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Nami-san will feel the whole impact too!
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She'll die...
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What?!
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O... Okay! I won't fight!
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B-but, what do I do?!
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Just dodge! Dodge, dodge, dodge and run!
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But don't retreat!
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That's hard!
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Flanchet Shoot!
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Dammit! In this snow,
I can't kick properly!
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They're all attacking at once!
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Go into the forest!
I'll cover your back!
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Okay!
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Go left! We'll head to the mountain!
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Got it!
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We'll shake them off somehow!
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It'd take us until night
to finish fighting them!
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These snow mountain animals really
are tough! We're at a disadvantage.
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Don't!
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Idiot! I told you not to attack!
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Just leave them to me!
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Sorry...
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This isn't a joke!
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Sanji! We can go up from here!
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Good! Go on ahead!
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Heave-ho!
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--They're coming!
--You don't need to egg them on!
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Anyway, run! To the top of the mountain!
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It's getting strong...
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Nami-san, please be okay...
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Who in the world are you guys?
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Who are we...?
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It's too reckless for just the 6 of you to
travel in the Grand Line without a doctor.
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We're pirates. That's why you
guys pointed guns at us, right?
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Well, we may be a small group...
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but as long as I, Brave Warrior
of the Sea, am with them,
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there's no need to worry.
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I see...
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But it's true that we do want a doctor.
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I was hoping to find someone
like that on this island, but...
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I didn't expect that there was only one
doctor, a witch living in that castle...
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It's a strange combination...
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It seems that you guys're different
from the pirates that we think of.
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Dalton-san!
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Dalton-san!
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Gotta bow...
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Oh, hi.
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I heard that you're looking for Dr. Kureha?
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Yes, that's right, but the
sick person has already...
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I heard that she's in our
neighboring town, Cocoaweed, right now.
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What?!
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Then they passed each other?!
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Hey, owner. We've had enough already!
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Your kid's voice is so loud
that I can't stand it!
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Ah, I'm sorry.
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Hey, Tamachibi, what's wrong?
Does it hurt somewhere?
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If you just keep crying,
I won't know what's wrong.
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You're disturbing customers.
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Tamachibi! Say something!
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If you don't stop crying,
I'll lock you out!
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--It's the witch!
--Shh! She can her you!
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--Scary...
--Shh! She can her you!
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She's with that creepy monster again...
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Hey! That's enough!
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Well well... What a mean father...
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If a child keeps crying, he's signaling
that something's wrong with his body.
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Stay there, Chopper.
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Sorry to interrupt...
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Dr...
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Are you kids happy?
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Dr. Kureha!
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My secret to staying young?
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No! We didn't ask that!
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I still can't believe
she's a 140 year old hag...
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I'm still 139!
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Shall I make it better?
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Hm?! Make what better?
He isn't sick or anything.
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Are you... a doctor?
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Well then, shall we go, Chopper?
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Wait!
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I'm sorry. It was my mistake.
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Since I heard that the doctor
came down the mountain yesterday,
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I thought she wouldn't
come down for a while.
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Don't worry about it.
It's not your fault.
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The issue here is Luffy and
Sanji's abnormal physical strength.
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Even if we go after them
in the snow mountain now,
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we probably won't be able
to catch up with them.
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If the witch is in the
town called Cocoaweed,
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we should ask her to go back
to the castle immediately.
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Yes, you're right.
We have no other choice.
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Forgive us...
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What?
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Forgive this country that doesn't
even have enough doctors...
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N-no... It's not something
you should apologize for.
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She's right.
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Let's hurry!
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My hands... hurt...
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Your hands, huh...? I see...
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Then, how about now?
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My leg hurts!
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See? You forgot that
your hands hurt, right?
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What'd you do?!
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Are you happy? You're happy?
Good! Be good and quiet.
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Hey!
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Don't yell. I just touched his leg lightly.
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I heard a terrible noise.
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He's got pains in his hands and legs.
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He doesn't seem to have a fever,
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but the swelling on his leg
is due to purulent inflammation.
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It's pretty bad.
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The bone has been infected.
Chopper, give me antibiotics.
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Doctor... will my son be...
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The key to cure this disease
is the initial treatment.
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Don't worry. He'll be cured...
although he almost died...
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What?! Almost died...?!
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I'm going to do a little
operation on you, so be patient.
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Hey, can't you at least use anesthesia?
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Here is the shot.
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Don't be reckless!
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Well then... since my
medicine works well,
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this is it for the treatment.
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All you have to do is make sure he rests
well and keep his legs bandaged tight.
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Yeah...
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Once you immobilize his legs,
cool them well. Got that?
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About the fee, well... I'm almost
out of trash bags and toilet paper.
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Also all the plum wine and
the food you have... And...
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I'll take 50% of this restaurant's assets.
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What?!
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Chopper... take them to our sled.
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Wha...?! Hey, that's outrageous!
Half of the assets?!
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Hey, owner! Don't be fooled!
That's a rip-off!
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It must be!
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He almost died?! Wasn't he really
just crying because he fell?!
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How dare you abuse your
position as a doctor!
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He's right!
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You're a terrible person!
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Don't take advantage of
people's weakness, you witch!
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Stop it, Chopper. It's just the
blabbering of a bunch of kids.
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Old lady...
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I feel a lot better.
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Thank you!
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Oh...? I got a good tip.
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I'll reduce the fee to 49%.
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I'll pay you. Thank you.
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Ahh...! Hey, kid.
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Hm?
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Don't forget... the happiness
you feel right now, okay?
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Okay!
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It's ice-cold!
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My body is becoming numb...
it's like I'm trapped in ice!
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Seems like I've still
got a long way to go.
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If I suppress my 'self', even fire should
be cool and ice should be lukewarm.
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Hey, Karoo! Come along with me!
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This is an ideal way to strengthen
your inexperienced body!
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I didn't expect to see this many fish.
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I guess I'll go for another dip.
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Are they coming?
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No, they aren't.
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All right! Looks like we lost them.
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No... not yet.
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Hm?
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They're persistent!
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What're they doing?
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Are they irritated because they're hungry?
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No...
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Hold on a sec...
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Don't tell me... they're...!
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You... Who are you?
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You don't look like an ordinary villager.
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The way you speak... sounds to me
like someone from the military.
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I was... a subordinate of...
the ex-King, Wapol...
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What?!
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I was the captain of this country's
security squad since the previous king.
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However, when the king died...
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and his son, Wapol, became the king,
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this country changed.
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Oh, yeah! I've thought of an
interesting law today again!
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I'll exile all the doctors!
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What?!
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Exile them?!
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Doctors?!
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That's right. I'll keep just 20 superior
doctors and make them my private doctors.
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I christen them the "Twenty MDs"!
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The "Twenty MDs"?!
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That's right, the "Twenty MDs."
We'll exile the other doctors!
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That's our great Wapol-sama!
That's a wonderful idea!
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No...! If you do such a thing,
who'll see our people when they get sick?!
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You think their sickness
has anything to do with me?
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Those who want to see a doctor will
have to prostrate themselves before me!
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There's no one whose family
members don't get sick.
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There'll be no one who can go
against me in this country!
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Am I a genius or what?!
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Then those who became
sick had no choice
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but to ask for Wapol's mercy
in order to see the Twenty MDs?
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Yes, and pay excessive medical fees...
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It's the same as ruling the country by
taking the citizens' lives hostage...
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That's not governing...! It's a crime...
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Just as I thought... There's no mistake...
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Ahhh... dammit! I got carried
away and swam too long!
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Where am I? Where's the ship?
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Geez... I can't tell where
I am with all this snow!
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Ahhh! I'm saved!
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Hey, old lady! Sorry to bother you,
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but will you take me
to the nearby village?
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Huh?
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What're you doing showing your
belly in this damn cold weather?
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What a weird old lady...
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Hm?
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Be careful what you say.
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I'm still in the youthful 130s!
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Let's go, Chopper. We don't have
time to bother with a weirdo.
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Wait, you hag!
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What the hell was that
stupid old hag's problem?!
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Whoa, it's cold...
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Damn! I'll be in trouble
if I don't do anything...
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I guess I'll do muscle training or
something to warm my body up for now.
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We're here! We've finally returned
to my country, the Drum Kingdom!
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Humph, having watchmen
as if they're a military...
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What on earth were they thinking,
shooting at us...?
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Hm?
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Oh, my dear Drum Island!
Great nature that towers majestically!
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Chess, is the castle all right?
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Yes sir. It's in a good shape,
just as we left it, Wapol-sama.
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Then on to the castle!
Let's go back to the castle!
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I'm done being a pirate!
I'm going back to being a king!
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Now, go forth, Robson!
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Huh?
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Hey, Robson! What're you
just standing here for?!
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Now, get moving already!
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Wapol-sama! There's a problem!
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What's the matter?
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The ship...
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of the pirates from the other day
is at the riverbank!
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What?! Those bastards...
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Why are those Straw Hats in my country?!
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How dare they just come waltzing in
here when they said they didn't know!
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Go flying!
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Does he realize what I had
to go through after that?!
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Hey! Go over there and
kill them all already!
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Well, actually, the ship is empty!
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What?!
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We don't where they went!
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Do you wanna be executed?!
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I'm sorry, Wapol-sama.
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Please forgive this clumsy subordinate.
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Hmm... Chess, Kuromarimo...
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The two of us inspected the
footprints coming out from the ship.
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It looks like they headed to Big Horn.
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I see... You guys're geniuses.
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Then we'll first fire a salute in Big Horn
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to celebrate the restoration
of the Drum Kingdom!
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What?! What did you say...?!
**[19:19] ---**
They've already left this town?!
And just a moment ago?
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For crying out loud!
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She healed my sickness earlier.
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Are you looking for
the doctor, Dalton-san?
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We've got an urgent case.
Do you know where she went?
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If you're looking for Dr. Kureha,
someone said she headed to Gyasta.
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Gyasta?
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Where is it?
**[19:45] ---**
With Big Horn being the middle,
it's in the other direction from this town.
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We passed each other, too?!
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It's a town where ice-skating is popular.
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--Well, it's got nothing to do with this.
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--Oh...
--Well, it's got nothing to do with this.
**[19:54] ---**
--Oh...
--And we didn't ask, either!
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--Calm down, Usopp-san!
--And we didn't ask, either!
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--Calm down, Usopp-san!
--Yes ma'am.
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--In any case, let's head there.
--Yes ma'am.
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Now that we've come this far,
we haven't a moment to lose.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Dalton-san...!
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There you are...
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Aren't you supposed to stand watch today?
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What's the matter?! What's going on?
How did you get injured so badly?!
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All the watchmen except me...
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were killed...
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What?!
**[20:21] ---**
Suddenly... a submarine
sailboat appeared...
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and they killed everyone...!
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Who do you mean by "they"?
Calm down and explain.
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Dalton-san! Help!
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We're not strong enough...
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If we don't do anything...
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What's going on?
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So it's them?
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It's Wapol! Wapol came back!
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What did he just say?!
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Wapol?!
**[20:51] ---**
Is that true?!
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Hey! Dalton-san!
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I'll settle this...!
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I don't intend to bring about justice...
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since you and I are both equally guilty!
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Just wait... Wapol!
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Those damn bunnies...
have really done it...!
**[21:37] ---**
This can't be happening...
**[21:39] ---**
Hey, Sanji. What's the matter?
What the heck is going on?
**[21:43] ---**
Hey... we're gonna run, Luffy...
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What? Run? Where to?
**[21:47] ---**
Doesn't matter where! Someplace far!
**[21:51] ---**
An avalanche is coming!
**[21:55] ---**
The world is awfully big
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so even if there is treasure somewhere,
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the odds are astronomical
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So relying on dumb luck
won't get you anywhere
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So even,
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if someone stops me or
laughs at me from the shadows
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the ship will continue forward
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Bon voyage!
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Forget about them!
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I know I'm a fool,
but I gotta go
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The crazier the dream,
the cooler the ambition
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I know I'm a fool,
but I'm gonna fight
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The farther the sea,
the more heavenly it surely is
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Do everything you can,
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and you'll get a little nearer to any horizon
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Doctor! Where's the doctor?!
**[23:12] ---**
Luffy, hurry! We need
to get as high up as we can!
**[23:15] ---**
Ahhh! They're following us!
**[23:18] ---**
I wonder if Dalton-san is okay.
Can he take on Wapol and his men alone?
**[23:21] ---**
Whoa! What's that sword?!
He's pretty good!
**[23:25] ---**
On the next episode of One Piece!
**[23:26] ---**
"Dalton's Resolve!
Wapol's Corps Lands On The Island"
**[23:30] ---**
I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!
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