E36 - The Fake Smile

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    Resembles Sasuke, huh...?
[00:36] ---
    *I guess there's
    a small resemblance, but...
[00:42] ---
    What is it?
[00:45] ---
    He kind of talks like...him too...
[00:49] ---
    Please don't stare at me like that...
[00:51] ---
    I'll pound you.
[00:54] ---
    Hey! You tick me off with
    everything you say!
[00:58] ---
    He doesn't resemble Sasuke at all!
[01:02] ---
    I don't really mean it.
[01:05] ---
    You liar!
[01:07] ---
    I'm just trying to portray myself
    like that kind of character.
[01:11] ---
    Portray yourself...?
[01:14] ---
    Then you do mean it!
[01:18] ---
    You won't do at all!
[01:34] ---
    You really tick me off!
[01:38] ---
    Hey! Hey! Don't act like that...
[01:41] ---
    in front of your captain, Naruto.
[01:45] ---
    I'm sure Kakashi taught you
[01:47] ---
    that trust and teamwork
    are most important to a team.
[01:56] ---
    You were on the same team
    as the great Kakashi...
[01:59] ---
    Make-Out Paradise
    Deluxe Edition
[02:02] ---
    What's your problem?
[02:05] ---
    He's not a member of Team Kakashi!
[02:08] ---
    The other member of
    our Team Kakashi is...
[02:15] ---
    Sasuke!
[02:18] ---
    This guy was just chosen to
    cover the loss of Sasuke...
[02:24] ---
    I don't acknowledge him
    as a team member...
[02:34] ---
    Well...
[02:38] ---
    That's actually easier for me.
[02:44] ---
    He betrayed the Leaf
[02:47] ---
    and ran off
    to serve Orochimaru...
[02:50] ---
    I don't want to be lumped together
    with a cockroach along the same lines...
[02:59] ---
    as Orochimaru.
[03:02] ---
    Y-You creep!
[03:07] ---
    Teamwork is indeed important.
[03:12] ---
    Sai... Naruto still doesn't know you
    very well.
[03:18] ---
    So he may have been out of line.
[03:26] ---
    I'm sorry...
[03:28] ---
    Please forgive Naruto...
[03:32] ---
    Sakura...
[03:35] ---
    Thank goodness I've got at least
    one kid who's less objectionable.
[03:39] ---
    It's okay. It doesn't bother me.
[03:42] ---
    Really? Thank goodness.
[05:21] ---
    The Fake Smile
    
    
    
[05:26] ---
    I wonder if they're getting along...
[05:29] ---
    The new Team Kakashi, that is.
[05:32] ---
    I'm sure it'll work out.
[05:34] ---
    They're not rookies anymore.
[05:37] ---
    They're full-fledged Shinobi now.
[05:40] ---
    But it seems Naruto and
    the new team member Sai...
[05:44] ---
    aren't really getting along very well.
[05:48] ---
    And who's fault was it that
    a team member Naruto can't get along with
[05:51] ---
    was added to Team Kakashi?!
[05:55] ---
    I-I never thought one of
    Lord Danzo's subordinates
[05:59] ---
    would end up joining their team...
[06:04] ---
    There's no time for excuses!
    Get a move on!
[06:09] ---
    Find out about Danzo's intentions
    and Sai's background!
[06:13] ---
    Got it, Shizune?!
[06:15] ---
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[06:18] ---
    I've left the Naruto and Sai matter
    to Sakura.
[06:22] ---
    She should be able to set things right!
[06:24] ---
    About that Sakura...
[06:27] ---
    What is it?!
[06:28] ---
    N-No, it's nothing.
[06:38] ---
    I get the feeling...
[06:40] ---
    *Sakura's becoming more and more
    like Lady Tsunade these days...
[06:45] ---
    *I hope she can mediate between
    Naruto and Sai all right.
[06:53] ---
    *Surely she isn't throwing gas
    on the fire...
[07:08] ---
    What--?!
[07:18] ---
    You don't have to...forgive me.
[07:37] ---
    You tricked me good...
    with your fake smile earlier...
[07:49] ---
    And here you don't even know
    anything about Sasuke...
[07:53] ---
    Don't you ever speak ill about him!
[08:00] ---
    If you insult Sasuke again,
[08:03] ---
    I won't hold back.
[08:13] ---
    Fine... I won't say anything like that
    in front of you again.
[08:20] ---
    So that's another way of using
    a fake smile, huh...?
[08:26] ---
    I'll remember that.
[08:28] ---
    How can you grin like that
    after getting punched?!
[08:32] ---
    A smile is the best way to get
    through a tough situation.
[08:39] ---
    Even if it's a fake smile.
[08:49] ---
    Surprisingly enough,
    everyone gets fooled.
[08:53] ---
    That's what it said in the book.
[08:56] ---
    It seems it doesn't really work
    if I do it, though.
[09:00] ---
    You jerk!
[09:02] ---
    Four-Pillar Prison Jutsu!
[09:17] ---
    I'll really toss you guys into
    this cell if you keep fighting.
[09:22] ---
    We don't have much time
    until we get to the Tenchi Bridge.
[09:26] ---
    That being said...
[09:29] ---
    we've still got enough time
    to take a little detour.
[09:33] ---
    Th-This is...
[09:40] ---
    *This is the secret Jutsu that
    only the First Hokage could use...
[09:43] ---
    The Wood Style Ninjutsu!
[09:46] ---
    *How come Captain Yamato
    can use the Wood Style Ninjutsu?
[09:56] ---
    Who the heck is this guy...?
[10:00] ---
    As your peacemaker,
    I offer you this suggestion.
[10:04] ---
    In order to improve your rapport,
[10:07] ---
    I can toss you guys into
    this cell for a full day
[10:10] ---
    or we can stay at a hot spring inn
    for a night.
[10:13] ---
    Which would you prefer?
[10:16] ---
    You guys probably don't really
    know me all that well.
[10:19] ---
    I prefer the kind and gentle approach,
[10:24] ---
    but I'm not against controlling you
    by fear either.
[10:53] ---
    Sure enough, getting naked together
    like this is a great way to bond, isn't it?!
[11:02] ---
    Don't you think so?
[11:05] ---
    Y-Yes, that's right!
[11:07] ---
    His eyes are totally scary!
[11:10] ---
    *He's already controlling us
    with fear...
[11:13] ---
    Oh... So you do
    have "equipment," after all.
[11:31] ---
    Don't be looking!
[11:33] ---
    Naruto...?
[11:35] ---
    Shut up with all that talk about
    my "equipment!"
[11:44] ---
    *For crying out loud, Naruto...
    You're talking too loud!
[11:48] ---
    You jerk!
[11:51] ---
    It's your fault I'm being laughed at...
[11:55] ---
    Aren't you glad that Sakura's pleased, too?
[12:00] ---
    Sakura...?
[12:05] ---
    Now then...
[12:11] ---
    I'm getting out now.
[12:16] ---
    Before that, let me tell you
    an interesting story, Naruto.
[12:23] ---
    When Master Jiraiya was young,
    there was one time when he almost died.
[12:29] ---
    He broke six ribs and both arms,
    and several of his internal organs ruptured...
[12:35] ---
    It seems Lady Tsunade beat him up
    real good with her incredible strength...
[12:43] ---
    This happened because
    he did what you're now...
[12:46] ---
    attempting to do...
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    I wonder
    what Sakura would do....
[13:50] ---
    It looks like
    things are going to get busy...
[14:12] ---
    Come in.
[14:13] ---
    Excuse me.
[14:16] ---
    Shall I start preparing your meals?
[14:20] ---
    Yes, please.
[14:21] ---
    I'll bring them right away then.
[14:44] ---
    That was a nice bath.
[14:53] ---
    Naruto...
[14:57] ---
    I'll be getting out, too...
[15:01] ---
    Please be careful not to stay
    in the water too long. You'll get dizzy.
[15:17] ---
    Idiot, idiot, are you an idiot?
[15:27] ---
    I've never seen such magnificent food!
[15:32] ---
    Man, it sure looks good...
[15:35] ---
    Say! Say! Captain Yamato!
[15:38] ---
    What is it, Naruto?
[15:39] ---
    Is it really okay if we eat all this?
[15:42] ---
    Sure. Help yourself.
[15:45] ---
    Yes! Thank you!
[15:49] ---
    Thank you.
[15:53] ---
    What should I start with...?
[16:01] ---
    Mmm, tasty!
[16:10] ---
    It really is good.
[16:24] ---
    If we get food this
    awesome every mission,
[16:27] ---
    Captain Yamato can stay
    with us forever!
[16:30] ---
    Yeah, that's right.
[16:32] ---
    Let's have Kakashi Sensei stay
    in the hospital a little while longer.
[16:41] ---
    Umm...when can I eat...?
[16:47] ---
    For awhile, you'll only
    get food intravenously.
[16:49] ---
    You still can't move your arms
    and legs freely, after all...
[16:53] ---
    Oh, I see...
[16:55] ---
    Once you can move your arms and legs,
    you'll go on a liquid diet.
[16:59] ---
    It'll still be quite awhile before
    you can eat solid food.
[17:08] ---
    I want to...eat something...
[17:11] ---
    I'm stuffed...
[17:19] ---
    Thank you for the meal.
[17:21] ---
    Thank you.
[17:33] ---
    Now then, normally after dinner,
[17:36] ---
    I'd want to have a meeting
    regarding the mission...
[17:42] ---
    But the reason why we're staying here
[17:43] ---
    is for improvement of your rapport.
[17:46] ---
    Let's forget about
    the serious stuff for now.
[17:48] ---
    Now you're talking, Captain Yamato.
[17:51] ---
    Instead we'll definitely have
    a meeting tomorrow!
[17:56] ---
    Could it be we're going to stay at
    a hot springs inn tomorrow, too?
[17:59] ---
    No, cut me some slack on that one.
    My wallet won't make it.
[18:04] ---
    Then could it be that
    you're paying for this place
[18:07] ---
    out of your own pocket, Captain Yamato?
[18:09] ---
    Yes.
[18:10] ---
    Awesome! You're sure generous!
[18:16] ---
    It's settled! Captain Yamato will be
    the captain of Team Kakashi!
[18:20] ---
    Yeah! I second that!
[19:14] ---
    I sure slept well.
[19:29] ---
    The weather's nice today, too.
[19:52] ---
    Sai...
[20:01] ---
    What's he doing over there...?
[21:36] ---
    Oh, Sai. So you draw, huh?
[21:39] ---
    Is there something you want?
[21:40] ---
    Nothing special. I was just thinking
    that surprisingly enough,
[21:42] ---
    you've got a sensitive side
    despite being so foul-mouthed.
[21:45] ---
    You really just haven't finished
    hitting me, have you?
[21:50] ---
    No way. Hey, I just came to have
    a peek at what you're drawing.
[21:53] ---
    I see.
[21:54] ---
    But it's strange.
[21:55] ---
    I totally thought you were drawing
    a landscape since you're out here drawing.
[21:59] ---
    Hey, this is an abstract, isn't it...?
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