E257 - Meeting

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    Wha—?!
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    Wha—?!
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    Wha—?!
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    What is this?!
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    How terrible!
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    Who did this?!
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    Naruto Uzumaki,
    at your service!
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    I'm going to become the Hokage,
    no matter what!
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    Hey!
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    Come back!
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    You won't get away with this!
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    Damn it!
    It was him again!
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    He's made a big mess.
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    Even if we want to file a complaint,
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    he doesn't have any parents
    we can complain to!
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    What'll we do?
    Who's going to pay for all this?
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    Who do we complain to?
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    Was it him again?
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    Yes, the boy whose name is taboo.
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    What a nuisance.
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    – He's so unpleasant.
    – I'll say.
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    He's such a pain.
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    I'm leaving!
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    You forgot something!
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    Oops! What did you make us
    for lunch?
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    Did you put in omelets?
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    Yes, I put in lots.
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    – Yes!
    – Yes!
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    Be careful now!
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    – Okay!
    – Okay!
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    Can I come in?
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    This is for this month's living expenses.
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    Spend it wisely now.
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    Hey…
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    Hmm?
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    Why don't I have a mom and dad?
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    Didn't I tell you before?
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    Although it was
    quite some time ago…
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    That's not what I want to hear!
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    You're talking about
    when that beast called
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    the Nine Tailed Fox Spirit
    ran amuck, right?
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    And that a lot of people
    in the village were killed,
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    including my mom and dad…
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    Well, that's not
    what I'm asking about!
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    I just want to know…
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    Who were my parents?
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    What kind of people were they?
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    There's no use asking about that.
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    It won't bring the dead back.
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    MEETING
    
    
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    Now then,
    for the next lesson.
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    Instead of just
    introducing yourselves,
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    I want you to demonstrate
    your ninjutsu skills.
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    So, we'll try a basic jutsu.
    The Clone Jutsu.
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    First up is Sasuke Uchiha.
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    Try it out.
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    Uchiha? As in the Uchiha Clan?
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    Yes, he's an elite among the elites.
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    You always act so smug
    and I can't stand it!
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    Brag, after you prove it.
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    I intend to.
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    When did you—?!
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    Well done.
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    With this jutsu,
    if you attack the real one—!
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    It's useless.
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    – What an idiot.
    – So pitiful.
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    Damn it!
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    I'm gonna pulverize him today
    for sure…
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    Ya know!
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    Damn it! Damn it!
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    Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
    Damn it! Damn it!
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    Oh man! Oh man!
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    Even Choji?!
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    Damn it!
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    Definitely today!
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    Definitely today!
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    Definitely today!
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    Next, Naruto Uzumaki. And…
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    Sasuke Uchiha!
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    Sasuke!
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    Do your best, Sasuke!
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    You're totally going to win!
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    Damn it!
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    Why does he always
    get the attention?
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    I'm not going to lose!
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    Start!
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    Amazing! He's so cool!
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    Sasuke, you're terrific!
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    This guy…
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    That look in his eyes…
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    It's the same look that
    everyone gives me.
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    No…
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    It's stronger than that.
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    But…
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    But it's not for me…
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    He pisses me off!
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    Hey!
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    Not him again!
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    You rascal!
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    Damn it, where did he go?!
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    Over there!
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    Serves you right!
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    I acted like the older brother
    you desired…
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    in order to measure your vessel.
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    Did you hear?
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    Everyone in the Uchiha Clan
    was killed.
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    Yeah, I know.
    I heard my dad talking about it.
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    He's the only one who survived.
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    Starting from today,
    I get to wear this!
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    Perfect!
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    All right, I'm a genin from today!
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    Let's see, we'll start with
    the introductions.
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    I'll go! I'll go!
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    I'm Naruto Uzumaki!
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    I love instant ramen.
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    But I love the ramen at Ichiraku
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    that Iruka Sensei treats me to
    even more!
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    And I hate having to wait
    three minutes
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    after pouring in the hot water.
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    My future dream is…
    to surpass the Hokage!
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    And that's why I'm going to make
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    everyone in the village
    acknowledge me!
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    Any hobbies?
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    Playing pranks.
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    Next.
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    My name is Sasuke Uchiha.
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    There are lots of things I hate.
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    And not many things I like.
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    Also, I have no intention of
    saying I have a dream,
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    but I do have an ambition.
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    That is to…
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    kill a certain man one day.
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    That's it for the introductions.
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    We start our mission tomorrow.
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    What kind of mission?
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    There is something just the four of us
    are going to do.
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    What? What?
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    A survival exercise.
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    I'll be your opponent,
    but it won't just be an exercise.
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    This is an extremely difficult test
    that has a 66% failure rate.
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    Sasuke, let's walk home together!
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    No thanks.
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    I'm finally a genin and
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    I have no intention
    on getting dropped.
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    I'm going to train alone.
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    I guess you're right.
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    Putting on airs!
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    All right!
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    If Sasuke's going to train,
    so will I!
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    I'm not going to lose to him!
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    Here I come, Kakashi Sensei!
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    I'm going to be a genin,
    no matter what!
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    Damn it… Of all people,
    I had to get stuck
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    with Sakura and that loser
    in the three-man cell.
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    I can pass, even by myself.
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    I have a goal.
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    Okay, the clock's been
    set to 12 o'clock.
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    There are two bells here.
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    Your task is to take these bells away
    from me by noon.
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    The one who fails to take
    a bell gets no lunch.
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    And failing the exercise means
    failing the mission.
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    In other words, at the very least,
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    one of you will be returning
    to the Academy.
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    Ready…
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    Start!
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    I'm just going to go for it,
    like I always do!
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    That loser.
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    MAKE-OUT PARADISE
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    I'm gonna pulverize him!
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    Damn it!
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    This…This wasn't supposed to…
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    Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu!
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    Why should I steal a stupid bell?
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    I can hide and eat right now!
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    Thank you for the food!
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    Hey.
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    I was just joking.
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    Too late!
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    If you three had worked together,
    you might have gotten the bell.
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    This exercise was devised
    to break up the team
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    and see what you would do.
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    Well, guys, I'm going to give
    you one more chance.
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    However, the afternoon
    scramble for the bells
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    will be much more difficult.
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    If you accept the challenge,
    eat your lunch.
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    However, don't let Naruto eat.
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    Huh?
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    That's your punishment for
    breaking the rule
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    and attempting to eat lunch alone.
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    If you give Naruto any food,
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    you will be immediately
    disqualified.
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    I am the law here.
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    Understand?
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    Like I care if I don't get to eat.
    I don't need any food!
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    To steal a bell from Kakashi…
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    As much as I hate to admit it,
    I can't do it alone.
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    What should I do…?
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    Combine the strength
    of three into one…
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    Here…
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    H-Hey Sasuke! Didn't you hear
    what Sensei said?!
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    It's all right. He's not around.
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    The three of us will go and
    get the bell this afternoon.
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    It will be trouble
    if he hinders me, so…
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    Sakura!
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    Thank you!
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    You pass.
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    In the ninja world,
    those who break the rules are scum.
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    But those who abandon their friends,
    are worse than scum.
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    That ends the survival exercise.
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    You all pass.
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    Okay, picture time. Look sharp!
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    Why do I have to be in
    the same picture as this guy?!
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    That's what I'd like to know,
    you loser!
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    Say that again!
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    Come on, guys.
    This is a tradition.
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    Team 7 will start its mission tomorrow!
[19:08] ---
    What?!
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    The first one!
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    Kakashi Sensei!
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    The second one!
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    A-Amazing!
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    Kakashi Sensei
    was using a Substitution…
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    I-I couldn't do a thing.
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    Yet he…
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    It's our first real combat situation…
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    yet wasn't he scared at all?
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    He looked like nothing
    *was happening,
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    and didn't even get
    his clothes dirty…
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    and he saved me?
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    Hey…
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    Are you hurt, scaredy cat?
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    Why're we so different?
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    How come I'm always the one…?
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    Damn it!
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    I'll never let myself get
    into a situation
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    where I need to be rescued.
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    And I won't get scared
    or run away.
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    I swear it on the pain
    of this left hand!
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    If you don't want to
    owe me anything,
    
    
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    you should just get stronger
    than me, you loser.
    
    
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    Damn it! I'll catch up to you and
    surpass you in strength!
    
    
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    Next on Naruto Shippuden: "Rivals"
    
    
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    RIVALS
    When did he
    get this strong?
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    RIVALS
    
    
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    Tune in again!