E60 - Vicissitudes of Life

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[00:04] ---
    Whoa, I was about to get flattened...
[00:11] ---
    Fuen's traps are nothing special.
[00:30] ---
    I can't believe they're this skilled.
[00:39] ---
    I can't handle him anymore.
[01:04] ---
    Did I get him?
[01:13] ---
    That won't work!
[01:18] ---
    Damn you!
[01:24] ---
    It's futile!
[01:34] ---
    Scurrying about like that...
[01:38] ---
    Earth Style! Stone Plate Coffin.
[01:55] ---
    It's over.
[02:09] ---
    I guess I can at least make him
    a grave marker.
[02:23] ---
    I had to work up a sweat
    on account of that jerk Fuen.
[02:48] ---
    You place too much confidence
    in your own Jutsu.
[02:51] ---
    You have to make sure
    you've finished the job.
[02:56] ---
    But what are they after?
[02:59] ---
    After stealing the bodies,
[03:02] ---
    *they intentionally attract
    attention in their escape...
[03:06] ---
    *Are they after one of us
    from the Leaf?
[03:10] ---
    If so, is Danzo involved?
[04:43] ---
    Impermanence
    
    
[04:50] ---
    It appears we totally got caught
    in the enemy's Jutsu.
[04:54] ---
    First, we must join up with the others.
[04:57] ---
    I bet they evacuated to
    some nearby location.
[04:59] ---
    Huh?!
[05:00] ---
    I'm off to find that awful jerk.
[05:03] ---
    Just a minute!
[05:05] ---
    There's no point to looking together.
[05:09] ---
    For crying out loud.
[05:10] ---
    So in the end,
    everyone's scattered all over...
[05:16] ---
    I guess it can't be helped.
[05:18] ---
    It's not like he received
    any training on teamwork.
[05:22] ---
    Come to think of it,
    didn't Naruto flunk that part?
[05:33] ---
    What's the deal with her?!
[05:40] ---
    Oh, boy. I hate...manual labor...
[05:45] ---
    And here the plan was to
[05:46] ---
    let the traps do the work
    without me having to get involved.
[05:50] ---
    I guess I have no choice.
    I'll take care of this.
[05:55] ---
    I'll end this lickety-split!
[05:59] ---
    Let's go!
[06:04] ---
    What?!
[06:07] ---
    What the heck are you doing
    out of the blue like that?
[06:09] ---
    What?! This taste of Chakra leaking
    from your Chakra Network.
[06:13] ---
    So you've got the rare wind
    Chakra nature, huh?
[06:18] ---
    So what if I do?!
[06:21] ---
    How about becoming part
    of my collection?
[06:23] ---
    Hm?! Huh?
[06:25] ---
    Do you prefer French or soft?
[06:29] ---
    Are those foods or something?
[06:33] ---
    They're kisses.
[06:35] ---
    In other words...
    You mean you're going to kiss me?!
[06:41] ---
    Yes.
    You're such an inexperienced boy.
[06:44] ---
    You still haven't even
    had your first kiss?
[06:47] ---
    Yikes! What?!
    Don't mess with me!
[06:50] ---
    Even I've had experience kissing!
[06:59] ---
    It was with a guy, though.
[07:02] ---
    I see. Well, whatever.
    How about having lots of fun with me?
[07:07] ---
    Not a chance!
    Who'd want anything to do with you?
[07:13] ---
    Oh, my... I've been turned down...
[07:17] ---
    Hey, what's with her?!
[07:20] ---
    I'm not good with women like that!
[07:25] ---
    You must not turn down a proposition
    from a woman, kid!
[07:29] ---
    I-won't-let-you-get-away.
[07:37] ---
    No! C-Cut it out!
[07:40] ---
    Reaper Kiss.
[07:51] ---
    What?!
[07:53] ---
    You missed! Too bad!
[07:56] ---
    Your kiss was kind of cold, but soft.
[08:01] ---
    Here you could've gone to
    the next world comfortably
[08:04] ---
    if you'd just held still...
[08:05] ---
    Well, guess which one of us is real!
[08:08] ---
    Now you've made me angry.
[08:16] ---
    This isn't a Genjutsu.
[08:19] ---
    I summoned the terrain
    I designed and created
[08:23] ---
    from a different spatial environment..
[08:34] ---
    You can't escape now.
[08:42] ---
    I'm not so stupid as to fight in
    a field created by the enemy.
[08:53] ---
    It's useless to hide.
[08:56] ---
    You'll never be free from my eyes.
[08:59] ---
    After all, you've already
    got my mark on you.
[09:06] ---
    I can see right through you
    no matter where you try to escape to.
[09:25] ---
    Did I lose her?
[09:34] ---
    *I've got to join up
    with the others quick.
[09:48] ---
    So you chose that path, huh?
[10:28] ---
    She shouldn't be able to see me.
[10:33] ---
    Why?
    Why are there traps wherever I go?!
[10:44] ---
    I'll bring the playtime
    to an end here.
[11:16] ---
    How unfortunate...
[11:21] ---
    All of your movements appear
    on this design drawing.
[11:29] ---
    Earth Style: Spears of Stone
[11:37] ---
    This is the finishing blow!
[12:04] ---
    Ninja Art: Super Beast Scroll
[12:11] ---
    Spears of Stone!
[12:24] ---
    He got away.
[12:29] ---
    I can't believe he made
    a fool of me.
[12:33] ---
    Well, he might just be
    on the right track
[12:36] ---
    since he was actually able
    to outmaneuver me.
[13:16] ---
    This isn't the time to be
    standing guard over an old man.
[13:32] ---
    A night transmission?!
[13:41] ---
    What's that?
[13:44] ---
    It's an owl.
    Is it a Blakiston's fish owl?
[13:47] ---
    I want to know what an owl
    is doing here!
[13:52] ---
    Oh! It's an urgent report from
    the Fire Temple.
[13:54] ---
    It seems Team Kakashi,
    in pursuit of the grave robbers,
[13:57] ---
    has been caught in an enemy trap.
[14:00] ---
    Why didn't you say that sooner?!
[14:09] ---
    I took care of one of them.
[14:12] ---
    Unlike your opponent,
    mine was a kid with some fight in him.
[14:17] ---
    Did he get away?
[14:19] ---
    This is the perfect labyrinth
    I have created.
[14:24] ---
    There's pretty much
    no way to get out alive.
[14:26] ---
    I wonder.
[14:30] ---
    This is just a precursor
    of the traps to come.
[14:34] ---
    Maybe I'll give them a round
    of applause
[14:36] ---
    if they are able to escape
    from my traps.
[14:48] ---
    This smell... It's sulfur.
[14:53] ---
    It doesn't seem to be poisonous.
[15:06] ---
    Sai!
[15:13] ---
    Ninja Art: Super Beast Scroll
[15:35] ---
    Sai!
[15:44] ---
    Sai, don't move!
[15:46] ---
    You've got a broken bone.
[15:50] ---
    This is going to hurt a bit,
    but tough it out.
[16:01] ---
    That should do it!
    Now for the spider poison.
[16:05] ---
    It's of low toxicity,
    so you don't need to worry.
[16:08] ---
    I'll neutralize the poison right away.
[16:11] ---
    Umm...were you moved?
[16:14] ---
    Huh?
[16:16] ---
    You were moved, weren't you?
[16:18] ---
    That's why you're doing this...
[16:30] ---
    What're you talking about?!
[16:32] ---
    "Recommendations
    for Self-Sacrifice"?!
[16:34] ---
    Yes. In order to create better
    personal connections,
[16:39] ---
    with women in particular...
[16:40] ---
    it says it's effective to lay down
    your life for someone.
[16:47] ---
    Maybe I'll try this with Naruto, too.
[16:49] ---
    What?
[16:51] ---
    Knock it off!
[16:58] ---
    Now that you've made me angry,
    your luck has run out, boy.
[17:02] ---
    Now you're serious?!
[17:04] ---
    That's what I want!
[17:06] ---
    Okay, bring it on.
[17:08] ---
    Can you kiss all of us at once?
[17:12] ---
    Fire Style: Phoenix Flower Jutsu!
[17:24] ---
    You're just a boy, after all.
[17:27] ---
    Now, I wonder where the real one
    is hiding.
[17:41] ---
    Did I get her?
[17:46] ---
    What?!
[17:48] ---
    Damn it! What's going on?
[17:51] ---
    And here,
    I'm sure I felt like I hit something.
[17:56] ---
    Earth Style: Hidden in Stones Jutsu!
[17:59] ---
    It appears you've got
    some fight in you.
[18:02] ---
    Now I want your wind Chakra
    even more.
[18:06] ---
    Are you immortal?
[18:09] ---
    No way can you be unharmed
    after getting hit by my Rasengan.
[18:12] ---
    Your attacks are still too soft.
[18:15] ---
    More importantly, this time for sure
    you will receive my kiss of death.
[18:22] ---
    I won't let you do that so easily!
[18:24] ---
    First, I'll make it so
    you can't talk back.
[18:29] ---
    Shadow Clone Jutsu!
[18:32] ---
    Oh, my. No artfulness at all.
    More Shadow Clones?
[18:36] ---
    Then I'll go with...
[18:38] ---
    Water Style! Mouth of the Serpent!
[18:42] ---
    What?!
[18:56] ---
    *She has earth, fire and water
    Chakra natures.
[19:02] ---
    She's got three of them?
[19:06] ---
    Lighting Style: Earth Flash!
[19:08] ---
    What?! Lightning?!
[19:10] ---
    She's got four Chakra natures!
[19:32] ---
    What the heck is that?!
[19:51] ---
    Who're you?!
[19:53] ---
    So you're Sora, huh?
    I missed you.
[21:37] ---
    Damn it.
    Mysteries of the female body, my foot.
[21:39] ---
    Hair is the most important thing
    to a woman, my foot!
[21:41] ---
    I don't want to know anything
    about stuff like that.
[21:44] ---
    At any rate, earth, fire, water,
    lightning, wind...
[21:49] ---
    She has all of the Chakra properties.
[21:51] ---
    But I'll do my best with
    my Wind Style.
[21:55] ---
    Now I'll show the fruits
    of my training!
[21:57] ---
    Hey, wait a minute.
[21:58] ---
    I still haven't learned
    any Wind Style Jutsu.
[22:02] ---
    Next time: "Contact"