E255 - The Artist Returns

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[00:06] ---
    All right!
[00:07] ---
    I'm going to start on
    the ecological survey!
[00:13] ---
    Hey!
[00:14] ---
    Hey wait!
[00:22] ---
    Hey Octopops, I can't tell whether
    this one's a male or female.
[00:26] ---
    Its body's all curled up.
[00:28] ---
    This armadillo's always been shy.
[00:32] ---
    If you're trying to check
    its gender,
[00:34] ---
    I can see why.
[00:35] ---
    The chorus sings out about
    this super abnormality…
[00:37] ---
    Because now we see
    a human's real pervert personality…
[00:40] ---
    I have no choice!
[00:41] ---
    This is a top-secret
    S-rank mission and
[00:44] ---
    I have to make the list
    for the Animal Unit!
[00:47] ---
    And checking for gender is crucial!
[00:51] ---
    Male, female, it don't matter.
[00:53] ---
    So just report that it's the latter.
[01:05] ---
    But! But!
[01:07] ---
    The markings on
    the back read "Male."
[01:10] ---
    That's just a pattern.
[01:13] ---
    I just have a bad feeling
    about this.
[01:19] ---
    Ask the armadillo will ya,
    old man?
[01:22] ---
    You're the boss here, right?
[01:26] ---
    Well?
[01:32] ---
    It says its, "privates are private!"
[01:35] ---
    Oh, is that right?
[01:37] ---
    Damn it!
    How can I do any research?
[01:40] ---
    This S-rank mission is
    living up to its rank…or is it?!
[01:45] ---
    Male and female…
[01:46] ---
    Some species can switch
    between both, yo!
[01:50] ---
    But heaven and earth
    can never switch places, yo!
[01:52] ---
    Fool, ya fool…
[02:19] ---
    What?! Something is approaching
    at high speed!
[02:23] ---
    And it's…not human!
[02:27] ---
    What's the matter?
[02:46] ---
    You took me by surprise.
[02:48] ---
    I had heard that
    you were dead, Deidara.
[02:51] ---
    I never expected your clay clones.
[02:54] ---
    So that was…
[02:56] ---
    …a stone clone of the Tsuchikage.
[02:58] ---
    We were thinking
    the same thing. Hmm!
[03:02] ---
    Brother Deidara!
[03:03] ---
    I thought you blew
    yourself up in a big way.
[03:05] ---
    Why are you still alive?
[03:07] ---
    So you didn't die, after all?
[03:09] ---
    Don't get excited, Akatsuchi!
[03:12] ---
    It's Orochimaru's jutsu,
    called the Reanimation Jutsu.
[03:15] ---
    It may seem as though
    he was brought back to life,
[03:17] ---
    but he's not real.
[03:20] ---
    Damn it. Still causing trouble,
    even in death!
[03:25] ---
    A youngster from
    the Hidden Leaf beats you…
[03:27] ---
    And then you have the gall
    to sneak back in amongst the living!
[03:31] ---
    Shut up!
    I killed Sasuke Uchiha…hmm!
[03:36] ---
    And now it's your turn, geezer,
    for mocking my art! Hmm!
[03:42] ---
    Seems Deidara doesn't
    know anything.
[03:46] ---
    Enough! I'll capture you both!
[03:50] ---
    Do you intend to get in our way?
[03:54] ---
    I knew we would be ambushed.
[03:57] ---
    You didn't think we'd come
    unprepared, did you?
[04:00] ---
    What do you mean?
[04:05] ---
    Impossible! They've found out
    about this place already?
[04:08] ---
    Th-There's no way…!
[04:11] ---
    Motoi…
[05:55] ---
    THE ARTIST RETURNS
    
    
[06:04] ---
    Seems we found them.
[06:06] ---
    Sorry, but we have to go there.
[06:08] ---
    Why?
[06:11] ---
    What? My body won't
    respond to me!
[06:15] ---
    No way!
    Don't tell me he found them!
[06:18] ---
    We're going after him, you two!
[06:20] ---
    – Right!
    – Gotcha!
[06:31] ---
    What's going on?
[06:36] ---
    I used various drugs to activate
    the original Manda's cells
[06:41] ---
    to create a Second Manda…
[06:43] ---
    He surpasses the First Manda
    in size, power, and intellect!
[06:48] ---
    The fact that the island is
    an animal and is mobile
[06:50] ---
    turns out to be its fatal flaw.
[06:55] ---
    What is that?
[06:57] ---
    An island?
[06:58] ---
    What's that island supposed to be?
[07:01] ---
    It's not an island.
[07:02] ---
    It's a giant turtle and it's moving.
[07:05] ---
    And that is where we'll find
    the Eight and Nine Tails.
[07:08] ---
    A turtle? The Eight and Nine Tails?
[07:13] ---
    This is our chance to capture
    the Eight and Nine Tails!
[07:17] ---
    I get it! So that damn Naruto
    is there! Hmm!
[07:22] ---
    What's the plan?
[07:26] ---
    In any case,
    we have to stop that turtle island.
[07:30] ---
    Deidara, give me a big one.
[07:35] ---
    Damn!
[07:36] ---
    They're fast!
[07:55] ---
    Let's go!
[07:56] ---
    Right.
[07:59] ---
    Katsu!
[08:09] ---
    Wood Style:
    Deep Forest Emergence!
[08:17] ---
    It flipped over.
[08:18] ---
    It can't move now.
[08:22] ---
    Oww…
[08:25] ---
    What happened?
[08:27] ---
    Heaven and Earth really
    did trade places, yo.
[08:30] ---
    Fools, ya fool!
[08:35] ---
    I knew it!
[08:40] ---
    Even if Heaven and Earth flip over…
[08:42] ---
    A male is still a male and…
[08:45] ---
    This is no time to be doing
    an ecological survey!
[08:48] ---
    Calm down, Yamato.
[08:50] ---
    Remember, this is an S-rank mission.
[08:54] ---
    Something must have
    happened outside.
[08:57] ---
    But we have to keep fooling him.
[09:01] ---
    We cannot allow those two
    to leave this place.
[09:04] ---
    We have to deal with it ourselves.
[09:18] ---
    Kabuto, you search for
    the Eight and Nine Tails. Hmm…
[09:23] ---
    I'll handle those guys.
    I owe them nothing less.
[09:27] ---
    Fine, let's do that.
[09:35] ---
    Deidara!
[09:37] ---
    You shall feel my wrath.
[09:39] ---
    Damn it, the geezer's snapped.
[09:42] ---
    You haven't forgotten, have you?
[09:50] ---
    This is getting bad!
[09:53] ---
    Don't tell me he's going right
    to his Particle Style?! Hmm!
[09:56] ---
    Things are starting to get out of hand.
[10:00] ---
    I won't let you get away!
[10:03] ---
    What are you doing, Akatsuchi?!
[10:05] ---
    If you do that, you'll end up
    killing turtle island!
[10:10] ---
    Damn!
[10:12] ---
    This is complicated!
[10:13] ---
    It's so large that it just looks
    like a landscape!
[10:17] ---
    There's my chance! Hmm!
[10:24] ---
    Katsu!
[10:33] ---
    Old man!
[10:55] ---
    Akatsuchi's Golem!
[10:57] ---
    Still attached to the Tsuchikage I see…
[11:00] ---
    What a nuisance! Hmm!
[11:07] ---
    I should get him away
    from this island.
[11:17] ---
    That damn snake!
[11:26] ---
    So that guy over there is
    the one controlling the snake!
[11:29] ---
    The nerve of that wimp.
[11:31] ---
    He was just pretending to
    be Orochimaru's henchman!
[11:43] ---
    I see…
    So Naruto is inside this turtle.
[11:48] ---
    Now then, how do I get in?
[12:01] ---
    Damn it! What's going on outside?!
[12:08] ---
    Th-There've been
    a lot of tremors today…
[12:13] ---
    Y-You're right.
[12:16] ---
    Still, this is too weird.
[12:18] ---
    Can the world turn upside down?
[12:21] ---
    Well, it seems to be possible
    on this island.
[12:24] ---
    Although it's an extremely rare event.
[12:28] ---
    Oh really?
[12:31] ---
    I think I'm going to take
    a look outside!
[12:34] ---
    No! You're on
    an important S-rank mission,
[12:39] ---
    so stay focused!
[12:42] ---
    Yeah, well…
[12:43] ---
    I'm just going to take
    a quick look outside.
[12:46] ---
    It is a ninja's duty to see through
    his mission until completion!
[12:50] ---
    And this is a mission
    only you can accomplish!
[12:56] ---
    That's why you were selected.
[12:57] ---
    Do you understand, Naruto?
[13:00] ---
    We will see what's going on outside.
[13:03] ---
    That's about the only way
    we can contribute here.
[13:06] ---
    However, let me repeat.
[13:08] ---
    You are on a crucial S-rank mission!
[13:12] ---
    Even Naruto is beginning
    to sense something.
[13:16] ---
    We bluffed him into thinking
    this is an S-rank mission.
[13:19] ---
    But basically,
    he's just checking to see
[13:22] ---
    if an animal has balls or not.
[13:25] ---
    Naruto's not an idiot.
[13:27] ---
    He might have already
    figured it out.
[13:28] ---
    Okay, I understand!
[13:30] ---
    I'm going to focus on my mission!
[13:33] ---
    All right!
    This is going work out!
[13:36] ---
    Thank goodness he's so dense!
[13:44] ---
    You're too slow!
[13:45] ---
    Corrosion Style: Quicklime Jutsu!
[13:59] ---
    There they are.
[14:02] ---
    Is that him?!
[14:03] ---
    There should be five humans!
[14:06] ---
    So Aoba is here too.
[14:08] ---
    Don't come crawling out!
[14:11] ---
    Didn't we say that
    we'd take care of this?
[14:13] ---
    Having said that…
[14:21] ---
    You're the Tsuchikage's
    granddaughter…
[14:24] ---
    Perfect timing.
    You can take me to Naruto.
[14:34] ---
    A snake…
[14:35] ---
    And that voice.
    Don't tell me you're…
[14:43] ---
    We meet again, Yamato.
[14:47] ---
    I'll sweep him your way!
[14:48] ---
    So get him!
[14:51] ---
    Water Style: Water Trumpet!
[14:54] ---
    Nice!
[14:59] ---
    No good! He had it figured out!
[15:02] ---
    I told you guys to get him, but…
[15:05] ---
    I got him!
[15:07] ---
    This is…
[15:10] ---
    I see…
[15:12] ---
    Idiot! Now you can't move!
[15:17] ---
    My Quicklime Jutsu is like
    fast-acting cement.
[15:21] ---
    I spread it around
    an area with water…
[15:24] ---
    making it cause a reaction
    that makes it harden like cement.
[15:31] ---
    Motoi, Aoba!
[15:33] ---
    Don't step into that water.
[15:42] ---
    That's for extra insurance!
[15:46] ---
    All right! You're ours!
[15:49] ---
    I'll extract intel out of you!
[15:54] ---
    The geezer is faster than
    he was in his prime!
[15:58] ---
    You've always snuck around
    and fought from a distance.
[16:02] ---
    I never liked that about you!
[16:05] ---
    Shut up!
[16:06] ---
    I'll finish him off with my C4…
    Hmm!
[16:12] ---
    They're too fast! I can't keep up!
[16:19] ---
    Kabuto, how you've fallen.
[16:22] ---
    You've become just like Orochimaru.
[16:25] ---
    Never mind me.
    Just make sure you don't fall off!
[16:29] ---
    Aoba, concentrate!
[16:31] ---
    Yeah, I know. I'm okay.
[16:35] ---
    You know that I'm in
    the Intel Division, don't you?
[16:39] ---
    I'm going to take a look and see
    everything that's happened to you.
[16:52] ---
    He's molted?!
[16:53] ---
    He's gone that far?
[16:57] ---
    Motoi, get away!
[17:02] ---
    Yamato!
[17:04] ---
    Damn it!
[17:06] ---
    Lucky for me, Kurotsuchi, I knew
    the hand signs for your jutsu.
[17:11] ---
    I was able to
    put you all off guard.
[17:14] ---
    Are you saying that
    you waited for this moment?
[17:22] ---
    Damn!
[17:23] ---
    Corrosion Style: Quicklime Jutsu!
[17:31] ---
    Wait!
[17:40] ---
    Damn! He hid inside the nose!
[17:54] ---
    This should be high enough.
[18:00] ---
    Don't underestimate me,
    old geezer!
[18:08] ---
    Prepare to die, Deidara!
[18:10] ---
    Let's see which one is real art,
[18:12] ---
    your Particle Style or
    my Explosion Style!
[18:17] ---
    This is—?!
[18:18] ---
    What?!
[18:19] ---
    Right when we were getting
    to the good part! Hmm!
[18:22] ---
    Damn!
[18:26] ---
    I can't move!
[18:27] ---
    Hold on!
[18:29] ---
    When the kid from Hidden Rock returns,
    she'll free you!
[18:33] ---
    You're…Lord Tsuchikage!
[18:35] ---
    Deidara got away.
    What about you guys?
[18:39] ---
    Someone from
    the Hidden Rock went after him.
[18:45] ---
    Please help me!
    I'll go after them!
[18:49] ---
    Which way did Kabuto go?
[18:51] ---
    I can't sense the enemy anymore.
[18:54] ---
    I can't tell which direction…
    It's useless.
[18:58] ---
    Damn it. Yamato's been…
[19:00] ---
    What happened?
[19:03] ---
    The Wood Style user,
    the Nine Tails' guardian,
[19:06] ---
    Yamato has been taken.
[19:09] ---
    He didn't bother going after
    the Eight or Nine Tails.
[19:13] ---
    We don't know if he wanted
    a hostage to interrogate…
[19:16] ---
    or if the Wood User himself
    was the target.
[19:21] ---
    But the problem is the intel that
    can be gleaned from Yamato!
[19:26] ---
    Yamato would never break down
    to reveal intel that easily!
[19:29] ---
    That's not what I meant.
[19:37] ---
    If our foe is Madara, he will
    have formidable visual prowess.
[19:41] ---
    Once someone is caught
    under his visual prowess,
[19:44] ---
    there's no breaking away.
[19:53] ---
    This present you brought is very
    different from what I expected.
[19:57] ---
    You're right.
[19:59] ---
    But he is
    the Nine Tails' guardian
[20:02] ---
    and he also possesses
    highly classified intel.
[20:04] ---
    Furthermore, I can use him
[20:06] ---
    to make Zetsu and
    the others much stronger.
[20:11] ---
    Instead of pushing my luck,
[20:13] ---
    I decided to settle by
    just capturing him.
[20:17] ---
    This works out better for you guys.
[20:19] ---
    Then hurry up and do it.
[20:22] ---
    This left eye of mine
    is itching to battle.
[22:07] ---
    Convene the commando unit
    immediately!
    
    
[22:10] ---
    Have the main regiment
    run through their formations!
    
    
[22:12] ---
    Make sure the medical units
    are well supplied
    
    
[22:14] ---
    with medical ninja tools!
    
    
[22:16] ---
    Contact Ao and the Sensory unit.
    Have them hurry!
    
    
[22:19] ---
    Tsuchikage, these were finished
    while you were away.
    
    
[22:22] ---
    Take it.
    
    
[22:24] ---
    Next time on Naruto Shippuden:
    "Assemble! Allied Shinobi Forces!"
    
    
[22:29] ---
    ASSEMBLE! ALLIED SHINOBI FORCES!
    
    Headbands for the Allied Shinobi
    Forces eh? Nice work!
    
    
[22:35] ---
    ROCK LEE'S SILLY CHRONICLES
    PART 4
[22:38] ---
    To shine bright is youth, Lee!
[22:40] ---
    I understand, Guy Sensei!
[22:43] ---
    But how can I shine even brighter?
[22:45] ---
    Oh, I know!
[22:47] ---
    Guy Sensei,
    I'm even more shiny today!
[22:50] ---
    Yes, your hair is so shiny!
[22:52] ---
    But this is just superficial brightness!
[22:55] ---
    This is true brightness!
[22:56] ---
    Whoa! That's just too dazzling!
[22:57] ---
    I can make eggs
    sunny-side up too!
[23:00] ---
    It's so good!
[23:01] ---
    You guys want some?
[23:02] ---
    – No thanks!
    – No thanks!
[23:05] ---
    Tune in again