E281 - The Allied Mom Force!

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    It's been kind of lonely around here,
    ever since the Great Ninja War began…
[00:38] ---
    Wow! It's amazing!
[00:40] ---
    Oh!
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    You ants are hard at work!
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    Your children are waiting for you
    with hungry bellies…
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    Hang in there!
[00:52] ---
    Taku, what are you doing?!
[00:57] ---
    I couldn't hold it any longer!
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    The Allied Mom Force!
    
    
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    The elite ninja of
    the Hidden Leaf formed
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    a ninja alliance unprecedented
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    in the history of
    the Five Great Nations
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    to fight the Fourth Great Ninja War.
[02:56] ---
    The question before us,
[02:58] ---
    as we worry about
    the well-being of our families,
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    is how are we going to protect
    the village in their absence?
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    We are warriors, too!
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    In the past, each time
    there was a Great Ninja War,
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    our village was left short-handed,
[03:10] ---
    and several rogue bands came after
    our valuables, like vultures.
[03:17] ---
    Such a thing happened…
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    We, who remain, must unite and…
[03:22] ---
    What're you babbling on about?
[03:23] ---
    We've had incidents like that before,
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    and every time, we beat
    the crap out of them!
[03:28] ---
    Oh no…
[03:29] ---
    – Isn't that Big Brother Shikamaru's mother?
    – What I'm trying to say is…
[03:32] ---
    She's really intense!
[03:34] ---
    Uh…yeah…
[03:36] ---
    That's right! The Leaf
    Mom's Association has been around
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    since our mothers' time.
[03:40] ---
    Don't underestimate the mothers
    of the Leaf Village!
[03:42] ---
    Big Sis Sakura's mother is
    pretty fired up, too.
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    Everyone's afraid of us.
    No one's going to come!
[03:50] ---
    Right, Mrs. Inoichi?
[03:52] ---
    That's right. That's right.
[03:54] ---
    W-Well, l… That might have
    been true in the past…
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    But I think we need
    to consider the "what ifs."
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    There's no telling when
    a band of rogues like the Akatsuki
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    might form again.
[04:09] ---
    And…
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    I thought it'd be a good way
    to raise our morale.
[04:16] ---
    Stop mumbling!
[04:18] ---
    We'll keep things as
    it's always been.
[04:20] ---
    Right. We'll just keep on living
    like we always have.
[04:24] ---
    Like it's always been…
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    Laughing, crying, getting angry,
    laughing again…
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    And welcoming our husbands
    back with smiles.
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    If we do that, our lives will
    go back to normal again.
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    Yes! Good for you!
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    Mind your own business,
    four-eyes!
[04:41] ---
    What?! How dare you…
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    Is it okay to leave things like this?
[04:51] ---
    What if Ebisu Sensei is right?
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    What if rogues attack
    the village?
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    Shouldn't we be more worried
    about how much we suck
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    because we couldn't get
    on the battlefield?
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    Damn it!
    I wish I'd been born sooner!
[05:08] ---
    Watase! You're so cool!
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    But protecting the village is
    also an important duty!
[05:18] ---
    Ninja earn their stripes
    on the battlefield.
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    Watching the village isn't going
    to get us any praise!
[05:36] ---
    Gramps… What would you do
    in this situation?
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    You were a Hokage,
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    so you'd be on the battlefield,
    I suppose…
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    Konohamaru…
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    Do you possess…
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    the Will of Fire?
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    The Will of Fire?
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    A strong will to protect this village.
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    Protect this village…
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    Konohamaru!
[06:04] ---
    Huh?
[06:05] ---
    Trouble! Big trouble!
[06:07] ---
    What's this about?
[06:09] ---
    Okay, so just a while ago…
[06:11] ---
    Mom asked me to get her
    some medicinal herbs,
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    so I went the mountain on the east side
    of the village to pick some.
[06:15] ---
    And then…
[06:24] ---
    What?! You saw some suspicious ninja
    running through the forest?!
[06:27] ---
    That's right, Konohamaru.
[06:46] ---
    There were so many.
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    Maybe about a hundred!
[06:51] ---
    A hundred ninja?
[06:53] ---
    K-Konohamaru,
    we're in big trouble!
[06:58] ---
    What happened, Udon?!
    Your head?
[07:03] ---
    Listen, Konohamaru!
[07:06] ---
    I went to the eastern forest
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    to pick matsutake mushrooms,
    when I saw…
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    When everyone comes back
    from battle,
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    I'm going to feed them
    delicious matsutake mushrooms.
[07:25] ---
    I'll roast these
    fragrant matsutake and…
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    Hot!
[07:41] ---
    It was a flaming inferno!
[07:52] ---
    Yummy!
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    Right?
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    I can't wait.
    I'm gonna eat them now.
[07:58] ---
    The way these were roasted…hmm…
[08:02] ---
    A Fire-Style ninja…
    one with extreme skill…
[08:06] ---
    What's wrong?
[08:07] ---
    On the western side
    of the village…
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    What?!
[08:10] ---
    On the west side now?!
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    There were humongous giants!
[08:37] ---
    A giant ninja, huh?
[08:38] ---
    What's a giant ninja?
[08:40] ---
    It's a ninja giant.
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    That's the same thing!
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    What the hell's going on?
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    Listen! Listen to me!
[08:50] ---
    On the eastern side of the village…
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    Now we're back to the east side!
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    There was a ninja
    who used Rasengan…
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    Did Big Brother Naruto come back?
[08:58] ---
    It wasn't him!
[09:00] ---
    How can that be?!
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    The only ones who
    could use Rasengan
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    were the late Fourth Hokage
    and Uncle Jiraiya.
[09:08] ---
    Among the living, it's only
    Big Brother Naruto and me!
[09:12] ---
    The guy created Rasengan
    using his feet.
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    His feet?!
[09:17] ---
    Yeah, and he kicked it!
[09:25] ---
    Even I can just barely throw
    a Rasengan with my hands.
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    Yet he can kick it?!
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    It's a curse!
[09:34] ---
    Now what?!
[09:35] ---
    A Tailed Beast curses this village!
[09:39] ---
    T-Tailed Beast?!
[09:41] ---
    Tailed Beast!
[09:42] ---
    A Tailed Beast is attacking
    the village again!
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    Granny! Where did you see it?!
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    In the forest to the east!
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    Was it really a Tailed Beast?
[09:53] ---
    Yes. And this time, the Tailed Beast
    was in bear form!
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    It's a curse!
[10:01] ---
    – A bear?!
    – A bear?!
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    Wait a minute…
[10:10] ---
    If we sort through all
    the information up until now…
[10:13] ---
    They're in the forest to the east…
    And also in the west…
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    In other words, they're nearby…
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    We're in trouble!
[11:22] ---
    That's just not possible.
[11:25] ---
    If anything did come here,
    those ladies would chase them away.
[11:30] ---
    I said what I said in hopes of
    strengthening our unity…
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    I should have just stayed
    out of this.
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    Konohamaru, enough dawdling.
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    You should be training!
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    Training!
[11:51] ---
    Lady! They're coming! It's them!
[11:54] ---
    A group of giant ninja is coming
    to attack our unguarded village!
[11:57] ---
    Huh?!
[11:59] ---
    Breathing fire!
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    My, my…
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    Using the Rasengan!
[12:04] ---
    How frightening….
[12:06] ---
    Attacking with a bear!
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    We can't rely on the adults
    any longer.
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    We, the young generation,
    will protect the village!
[12:25] ---
    – Yeah!
    – Yeah!
[12:26] ---
    Konohamaru,
    stop playing Hokage!
[12:30] ---
    I don't care if you are
    the Third Hokage's grandson…
[12:33] ---
    What?!
[12:34] ---
    Look, from now on,
    real skills are what count.
[12:37] ---
    That's how it was for Naruto.
[12:39] ---
    The loser of the Academy is
    now the hero of the village.
[12:43] ---
    Rumor has it,
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    he's closest to becoming
    the Hokage after the next one.
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    These days, connections don't matter.
[12:53] ---
    What counts is what you've
    accomplished on the battlefield.
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    No one cares about looking
    after the village!
[12:58] ---
    What?! How selfish are you?
[13:01] ---
    Wanna fight?
[13:02] ---
    All right! Let's go!
[13:11] ---
    Do you have it in you?!
[13:14] ---
    The Will of Fire!
[13:15] ---
    What the hell is that?!
[13:17] ---
    Konohamaru!
[13:18] ---
    Konohamaru!
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    It's the will to protect this village!
[13:27] ---
    Someone without the Will of Fire
    can't become a Hokage!
[13:32] ---
    And you do?!
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    Y-You…
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    I don't want to hurt you.
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    I'm the one who's hurting you.
[13:51] ---
    If I died by your kunai, you would be
    the one to get hurt.
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    That's why I'm trying desperately
    not to die!
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    Konohamaru!
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    No matter what,
    I'm going to protect the village!
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    Even if it ends up
    being for one person.
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    Konohamaru, where are you going?
[14:24] ---
    Wait, Konohamaru!
[14:35] ---
    Moegi, is this where you saw them?
[14:38] ---
    Yeah.
[14:40] ---
    This is close to
    where I saw them, too.
[14:43] ---
    Huh? What…?
[14:46] ---
    What's the matter?
[14:51] ---
    Ninja jumping from
    branch to branch…
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    Fire-breathing fire ninja…
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    Ninja who throw Rasengan
    with their feet…
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    A Tailed Beast in bear form…
[15:37] ---
    We fled the Land of Frost and
    have come to the Leaf Village.
[15:43] ---
    We are the Illusion Circus.
    Please remember us!
[15:51] ---
    "The real ghost was all
    in our imagination,"
[15:55] ---
    as the saying goes.
[15:57] ---
    What're you talking about?
[15:58] ---
    How could you mistake
    a circus troupe for ninja?!
[16:02] ---
    But this sucks. I made such a scene…
[16:06] ---
    This is so uncool!
[16:10] ---
    – What?
    – What?
[16:13] ---
    Big trouble, K-Konohamaru!
[16:15] ---
    They're coming, just like you said!
[16:18] ---
    No, they're actually…
[16:19] ---
    From the western forest!
    Without warning!
[16:22] ---
    The west?!
[16:23] ---
    Anyway, Watase told me
    to get you!
[16:25] ---
    Come with me!
[16:26] ---
    W-Wait a minute…
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    We are the Sumo Wrestlers!
[16:43] ---
    The group that comes after
    the ninja and samurai!
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    This village now belongs
    to me, Yokozuna!
[16:54] ---
    Sumo Wresters?!
[16:57] ---
    Never heard of them!
[17:00] ---
    A group of giants in the west forest…
[17:02] ---
    On the west side of the village…
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    There were humongous giants!
[17:13] ---
    I get it now!
[17:14] ---
    This piece of intel was
    the only real one!
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    C'mon!
[17:28] ---
    Hang on, Watase!
[17:30] ---
    I'll be right there!
[17:35] ---
    Just a minute!
[17:36] ---
    – What?
    – What?
[17:45] ---
    Out of our way!
[17:46] ---
    Your husbands aren't here because
    they're away at war, right?
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    While the devils are gone,
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    we're going to take every valuable
    you have in the village!
[17:54] ---
    So guys like you
    are still around, I see.
[17:58] ---
    Hah! What a joke.
[18:00] ---
    Whether our husbands
    are here or not,
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    the Mom's Association
    will protect this village
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    with our Will of Fire!
[18:07] ---
    Will of Fire…
[18:09] ---
    Hogwash.
[18:10] ---
    Go teach these women a lesson!
[18:15] ---
    Give it to them!
[18:17] ---
    Protect the children!
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    Awesome…
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    To those who possess
    the Will of Fire,
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    everyone is family.
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    The desire to protect one's family
    builds thicker and stronger bonds
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    between each and every one
    in the village.
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    If the Will of Fire is embraced
    by everyone,
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    the village will be all right,
    no matter what happens.
[18:52] ---
    Gramps, so this is the true meaning*
    of the Will of Fire…*
[18:59] ---
    R-Retreat…damn it!
[19:02] ---
    We've had enough!
[19:04] ---
    You're not getting away!
[19:06] ---
    Hey! Konohamaru!
[19:12] ---
    Out of the way!
[19:14] ---
    Move!
[19:18] ---
    Shadow Clone Jutsu!
[19:31] ---
    Take this!
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    Rasengan!
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    I've got to hand it to you, Konohamaru…
    You are something.
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    I'll carry on the Will of Fire!
[19:57] ---
    Huh?
[20:04] ---
    Guys! Let's lift him up to celebrate!
[20:07] ---
    Huh…no… You don't have to…
[20:12] ---
    Up you go!
[20:14] ---
    Hurray!
[20:15] ---
    Hurray! Hurray!
[20:19] ---
    Hurray! Hurray!
[20:22] ---
    It's almost suppertime.
[20:25] ---
    Both Ino and my husband
    aren't here,
[20:27] ---
    so I guess it's leftovers again.
[20:29] ---
    It's too much trouble to cook
    just for my husband
[20:31] ---
    who's just lying around the house…
[20:33] ---
    What do you say
    we all have a potluck?
[20:35] ---
    That's a great idea.
    I'll bring our leftovers from lunch.
[20:40] ---
    Let's do that!
[20:42] ---
    Konohamaru is our true leader!
[20:45] ---
    Big Brother Naruto's got
    nothing on him!
[20:51] ---
    I could get used to this.
[20:53] ---
    Hurray! Hurray!
[20:57] ---
    Hurray! Hurray!
[21:01] ---
    Hurray!
[22:37] ---
    Bro, please let Naruto go!
    
    
[22:40] ---
    If you insist on going,
    I will kill Naruto!
    
    
[22:43] ---
    I'll make sure he do
    what he gotta do!
    
    
[22:47] ---
    Why are you defending him, Bee?
    
    
[22:50] ---
    Bro, are you now unable to read
    my soul when we bump fists?
    
    
[22:56] ---
    Next time on Naruto Shippuden:
    "The Secret Origin of
    the Ultimate Tag Team!"
    
    
[23:00] ---
    Because to me, you're…
    
    THE SECRET ORIGIN OF
    THE ULTIMATE TAG TEAM!
    
    
[23:03] ---
    THE SECRET ORIGIN OF
    THE ULTIMATE TAG TEAM!
    
    
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    Tune in again!