E241 - Kakashi, My Eternal Rival!

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    Kakashi…
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    The Kazekage suggested
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    that you be appointed
    a troop commander.
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    Why me?
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    You took part in the battle
    of Kannabi Bridge
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    during the Third Great Ninja War.
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    There aren't many veterans left
    from that war in any village.
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    This is also
    a direct order from me.
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    Then I guess I can't refuse.
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    However, I have one request.
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    What is it?
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    One man can't wage a war.
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    I need a shinobi as
    my right-hand man to assist me.
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    Is there someone that
    you trust implicitly?
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    That man is presently on
    a mission escorting Naruto.
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    That would be…
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    Turtle, turtle!
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    This is…
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    Guy's ninja tortoise that
    he only uses in an emergency!
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    At last! It's calmed down!
[01:25] ---
    Are you all right now?
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    Not to worry.
    These waves are nothing.
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    He's been seasick during
    this whole journey.
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    And he's still acting tough.
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    Well, since we're all here…
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    We'll be entering the seas off
    of the Land of Lightning
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    after we make a final stop
    to replenish our supplies
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    on this isolated island
    in the Land of Water.
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    So we've turned the last corner.
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    Complacency is
    our greatest enemy.
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    The enemy will seek
    any opportunity to attack.
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    But…
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    Since we're this close,
    we can call for backup
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    from the Allied Shinobi Forces
    if anything happens.
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    But those reinforcements
    could be transformed enemies.
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    What?!
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    Even if it's people we know well,
    like Lady Tsunade or Kakashi,
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    we mustn't let our guard down.
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    N-No way!
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    If we jonin can't even distinguish
    their chakra, what good are we?
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    I've heard a rumor that
    there's a Transformation Jutsu
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    that can copy and transform chakra.
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    W-What?!
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    Hey.
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    Oh! My eternal rival, Kakashi!
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    Oh, knock on wood…
    knock on wood!
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    And…
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    let me emphasize
    that Naruto must not learn
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    the real purpose of this mission.
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    I'm talking to you, Guy.
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    I know! This S-rank mission
    is just a cover!
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    We are here to protect Naruto.
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    Gotta hurry!
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    Go! Rasen-pee!
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    Hey, what're you all doing together
    this late at night?
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    What? Well, I'm getting a massage.
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    A massage?
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    Yup!
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    We totally weren't leaving you
    out of a secret—!
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    Hey, you wouldn't be…
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    hiding something delicious
    from me?!
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    Are you? Are you?!
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    If we had something delicious,
    we'd let you know.
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    Good night.
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    We were just discussing
    the remaining schedule.
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    Guy, please take care of the rest.
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    Okay!
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    You can count on me
    to stand watch!
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    Something funny is going on here.
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    Kakashi, My Eternal Rival!
    
    
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    I can keep watch by myself.
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    Why don't you get some sleep?
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    I've had nothing to do
    except sleep during the day.
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    So I can't fall asleep now.
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    I wonder what everyone
    in the village is up to?
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    I haven't seen Kakashi Sensei
    in quite a while.
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    Kakashi, huh.
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    People call him
    Might Guy's eternal rival!
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    This is a good opportunity to
    tell you about our younger days.
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    You don't really have to…
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    Our rivalry began right around
    the time we first became genin.
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    You don't really have to tell me.
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    Move, you're in my light.
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    People call me Might Guy,
    the Leaf's Blue Beast!
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    Aren't you one of
    the super elite?
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    You're the White Fang of the Leaf,
    Sakumo's son, right?
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    What about it?
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    I have a bad habit.
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    Whenever I see a guy
    with innate talent,
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    I get the urge to challenge him!
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    So? How about we lay our youth on
    the line for a hot-blooded battle?
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    I don't like doing things
    I don't have to do.
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    You were born an elite,
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    whereas I am elite
    through sheer effort!
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    I think we could have
    an amazing rivalry.
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    Your humor leaves me speechless.
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    Hey!
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    What about my challenge?
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    I refuse!
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    That makes me even
    more determined!
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    I never back down
    once I make up my mind.
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    That's my own rule!
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    Let's fight!
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    Let's fight!
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    It's like an acorn.
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    Fight me, Kakashi!
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    I don't want to!
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    Fight me!
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    Kakashi finally succumbed to
    the intensity of my passionate,
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    youthful determination
    and accepted my challenge.
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    I feel bad for Kakashi Sensei.
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    And that's how we forged
    our bond of rivalry.
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    Yeah, but I wonder about
    the kind of fights you had.
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    What are you saying?!
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    We gave it our all with
    honest, serious battles.
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    Although I must admit,
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    I'm hesitant to describe
    some of them.
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    Bow and arrow,
    sickle and chain, shuriken.
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    I beat you in all of them.
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    Satisfied?
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    Not yet! I challenge you
    to a sparring match!
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    If it's taijutsu,
    I won't lose to you!
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    It seems you have enough
    to brag about.
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    A prodigy indeed,
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    with skills inherited from
    the White Fang of the Leaf!
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    He is so quick to run away!
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    It's heavy!
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    Leaf Hurricane!
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    You're mine!
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    Maybe I overdid it a little!
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    A substitution ?!
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    Have you had enough now?
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    From now on,
    just know your place.
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    Let go, you scum!
[10:22] ---
    No. I'm not finished
    challenging you yet.
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    Don't run away. I'm not scum.
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    I've beaten you in every challenge.
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    What did you have in mind next?
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    Here I go!
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    Come on!
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    – Rock, paper, scissors!
    – Rock, paper, scissors!
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    – Again! Again! Again! Again!
    – Again! Again! Again! Again!
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    I won't say anything about
    challenges like that one.
[11:09] ---
    I think I'll go to sleep,
    after all.
[11:11] ---
    Hey, the good part
    is just beginning.
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    Man… I'm starting
    to get sleepy too.
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    Guy!
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    Hey!
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    Guy!
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    Did someone just call my name?
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    Over here! Over here!
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    Oh, it's you, Kakashi!
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    Huh? Why are you out on the water?
[12:05] ---
    Ouch!
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    It's not a dream.
[12:09] ---
    Could it really be?
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    They can disguise themselves
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    as someone we know very well,
    like Kakashi,
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    and even copy his chakra
    with a Transformation Jutsu.
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    Could this be
    the Transformation Jutsu
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    that Yamato spoke of?
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    I won't be fooled.
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    I cannot allow the enemy
    to get near Naruto.
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    What nerve to disguise himself
    as my eternal rival!
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    I'll strip his fake hide
    with my very own hands!
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    Yeah, be right there.
[12:40] ---
    Hey, how are things?
    What happened?
[12:46] ---
    So, that's his line.
[12:48] ---
    He's making it sound like
    we sent a signal for help.
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    But I won't be fooled so easily.
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    What do you mean,
    "What happened?"
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    Well, you sent an SOS, didn't you?
[13:05] ---
    What a fool.
    Telling such a bold-faced lie.
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    But attacking him out of
    the blue is too childish.
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    I'll wait until I have
    irrefutable proof that he's a fake.
[13:16] ---
    But how can I…?
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    Is there anything between
    Kakashi and me
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    that an enemy couldn't
    possibly know?
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    I know! That! There's that!
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    Oh, by the way…
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    How do we stand on
    our rivalry battle?
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    What's our win-loss record?
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    What? This isn't the time
    to discuss that.
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    I knew it!
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    He may look identical,
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    but he couldn't have delved that
    deeply into our private affairs.
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    I see, so you don't know.
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    Well sure, I remember but…
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    What? You know?
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    Of course.
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    I'm winning, 51-50. Right?
[14:09] ---
    Yes! He finally gave
    himself away!
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    But never mind that.
    What was the reason for the SOS?
[14:17] ---
    There's danger right
    before my eyes.
[14:20] ---
    Severe Leaf Hurricanes!
[14:26] ---
    What's the big idea?
[14:29] ---
    As expected.
[14:30] ---
    You didn't just take on
    Kakashi's appearance,
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    but his speed too!
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    Go!
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    You can't escape my taijutsu,
    no matter how much you run.
[14:42] ---
    You didn't call me just to
    continue our rivalry, did you?
[14:46] ---
    You're a fine imitation.
[14:48] ---
    If you're real,
    then copy my taijutsu!
[14:52] ---
    Just like
    "Copy Ninja" Kakashi would!
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    Are you really Guy?
[15:02] ---
    What did you say?
[15:03] ---
    The real Guy knows that
    my Sharingan can't copy everything!
[15:09] ---
    Just like an imposter to
    accuse me of being the fake!
[15:20] ---
    What's all the commotion?
[15:22] ---
    It's Guy! I thought
    I didn't see him around.
[15:25] ---
    That doesn't sound like
    something trivial. Let's go!
[15:29] ---
    Right!
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    What can I say to
    make you believe me?
[15:36] ---
    Are you going to keep denying it?
[15:38] ---
    Guy!
[15:41] ---
    Oh, you're just in time!
[15:43] ---
    Well, if it isn't Kakashi!
[15:45] ---
    Hey, how've you been?
[15:47] ---
    Hey, don't let him fool you
    so easily!
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    He's a fake posing as Kakashi!
[15:51] ---
    What?
[15:52] ---
    No matter how you look at it,
    he seems like the real Kakashi.
[15:55] ---
    Yes. You're Kakashi, right?
[15:58] ---
    See? But he won't let me
    off the hook.
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    Don't be fooled, Yamato!
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    It's just as you said.
[16:05] ---
    He even transformed
    his chakra exactly into Kakashi's!
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    And I have lots of proof!
[16:11] ---
    Now, the three of us should…
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    Hey, you guys!
[16:17] ---
    Did you ever consider that
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    you might be trapped in
    the enemy's genjutsu?
[16:21] ---
    Or maybe,
    you're still not feeling well
[16:23] ---
    from being seasick
    for days on end.
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    Right? He's not normal, is he?
[16:28] ---
    So you'd rather side with
    the impostor than listen to me?
[16:33] ---
    I see! I get it!
[16:37] ---
    You're all fakes!
[16:41] ---
    He really is acting strange.
[16:42] ---
    I'll use my Wood Style to
    hold down his movements.
[16:45] ---
    As if I'd let you!
[16:47] ---
    Eight Inner Gates!
    Sixth Gate of Joy, open!
[16:52] ---
    This is bad! He's serious!
[16:53] ---
    Dive into the sea
    as deep as you can!
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    Asakujaku!
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    Just what proof do you
    have that I'm an impostor?
[17:17] ---
    I'll tell you!
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    It has to do with our battles
    as eternal rivals!
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    There is no way you would get
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    the win-loss record of
    our battles wrong!
[17:25] ---
    It's 51-50 in my favor,
    there's no mistake.
[17:29] ---
    Or maybe, you're just bitter that
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    I took the lead after
    our last match.
[17:36] ---
    What?
[17:51] ---
    So you were watching that
    battle from somewhere?!
[17:54] ---
    How should I put it,
    I'm the real one.
[17:59] ---
    You fake!
[18:00] ---
    That match tied us!
    You and I are 50-50! Tied!
[18:05] ---
    No, you're wrong.
[18:07] ---
    Huh?
[18:07] ---
    There was the sushi-eating
    contest after that.
[18:10] ---
    Where I won right?
[18:12] ---
    I can't eat another bite.
[18:17] ---
    I forgot about that!
[18:21] ---
    No! You must've been watching
    that from afar too!
[18:25] ---
    Will you cut it out?
[18:26] ---
    You almost killed us!
[18:28] ---
    Then do you want me
    to reveal your secret,
[18:31] ---
    the one that only I would know?
[18:33] ---
    That's interesting.
[18:35] ---
    If you know of such a secret,
    I'd like to know too!
[18:39] ---
    What? Guy has such
    a fine physique,
[18:42] ---
    but it's the size of an acorn?
[18:45] ---
    That small? Maybe we should
    call him the "Little Beast."
[18:48] ---
    It's not like that anymore!
[18:50] ---
    That was back
    when I was a kid!
[18:55] ---
    Kakashi, I really thought the enemy
    had infiltrated us.
[19:00] ---
    What are you doing here anyway?
[19:03] ---
    I already told you!
[19:05] ---
    You sent your Ninja Tortoise
    SOS to us.
[19:08] ---
    So I rushed on over.
[19:12] ---
    So back then,
    when something whizzed past us…
[19:15] ---
    Guy was sending
    his Ninja Tortoise out?
[19:17] ---
    That time? Oh!
[19:24] ---
    Ouch!
[19:27] ---
    Turtle?
[19:28] ---
    Help me.
[19:29] ---
    Turtle?
[19:30] ---
    Turtle!
[19:35] ---
    Hey, didn't something
    just fly past us?
[19:38] ---
    Yeah, something did.
[19:41] ---
    I'm sorry.
[19:43] ---
    So you caused this, Guy.
[19:48] ---
    How are things back
    at the village?
[19:50] ---
    He just changed the subject.
[19:53] ---
    Well, things have gotten
    a bit complicated.
[19:57] ---
    What's wrong?
[19:58] ---
    I'll contact you again
    once it's all decided.
[20:01] ---
    Oh, okay.
[20:05] ---
    By the way, are you going
    see Naruto before you go?
[20:08] ---
    No, he has you with him.
[20:12] ---
    Oh, you're right.
[20:17] ---
    Guy!
[20:17] ---
    Yeah?
[20:19] ---
    If anything should happen to me,
    you'll rush over right?
[20:25] ---
    Damn right, I will.
    Don't you worry about that.
[20:44] ---
    I thought I heard
    Kakashi Sensei's voice.
[20:47] ---
    Huh?
[20:48] ---
    Hey, are you excluding me again?
[20:50] ---
    You are hiding something
    delicious, after all.
[20:53] ---
    No we're not.
[20:53] ---
    Liars! Then why're you three
    huddled together suspiciously?
[20:57] ---
    We're observing the heavens!
[20:59] ---
    We're observing acorns…
[21:00] ---
    Stars sure are small!
[22:38] ---
    Hey! Why are the Stone
    and the Mist fighting here?
    
    
[22:41] ---
    That's what I want to ask!
    
    
[22:43] ---
    They just attacked us out
    of the blue!
    
    
[22:45] ---
    Move it, Leaf!
    
    
[22:46] ---
    If you're going to interfere,
    I'll kill you too!
    
    
[22:48] ---
    Please stop, Ganryu!
    This violates Lady Mizukage's will.
    
    
[22:53] ---
    Per my orders…
    
    
[22:54] ---
    I'll have to make you stop!
    
    
[22:57] ---
    Next time on Naruto Shippuden:
    "Naruto's Vow"
    
    
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    If there's something I can do…
    
    
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    Tune in again!