E483 - Jiraiya and Kakashi

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[01:54] ---
    Orochimaru…
[02:16] ---
    I wonder what that was?
[02:19] ---
    I thought it was a kitty
    scuttling about, oh well…
[02:26] ---
    BATHS
    
    
[02:31] ---
    BATHS
    
    Oh!
[02:33] ---
    What a sight!
[02:46] ---
    Boobs.
[02:47] ---
    Lots of boobs.
[02:51] ---
    This is great!
[02:54] ---
    Is this what you called me out for?
[02:59] ---
    I'm leaving.
[03:01] ---
    Hey…
[03:02] ---
    Don't talk so loud.
[03:07] ---
    You want a look?
[03:09] ---
    Oh, lots of butts too!
[03:17] ---
    Hey, Orochimaru…
[03:23] ---
    Orochimaru?
[03:30] ---
    You…pervy brat!
[03:34] ---
    Hot! Hot! Hot!
[03:37] ---
    Aw c'mon, hot water, really?!
[03:39] ---
    Hot!
[03:50] ---
    This is the plan.
[03:53] ---
    You disguise yourself and
    make a move on Tsunade.
[03:56] ---
    I'll appear just in time,
    and chase you away.
[04:01] ---
    And Tsunade will say,
    "Oh Jiraiya, you're so amazing!"
[04:08] ---
    What's the point to all of this?
[04:14] ---
    I don't understand it.
[04:16] ---
    It has deep significance to me.
[04:21] ---
    Very deep significance.
[04:27] ---
    She's close by…
[04:30] ---
    Huh?!
[04:35] ---
    Damn it!
[04:37] ---
    If…if only…I'd folded back then!
[04:41] ---
    Nah…gambling isn't that simple.
[04:45] ---
    That was that and…
[04:47] ---
    Probably…
[04:49] ---
    I'm sure...
[04:52] ---
    Yeah, it was the snap.
[04:57] ---
    The way the dice rolled.
[05:00] ---
    That moment seals
    whether you win or lose.
[05:03] ---
    Yeah, the snap…
[05:06] ---
    Huh?!
[05:07] ---
    Who are you?
[05:09] ---
    I'm in a bad mood right now.
[05:16] ---
    If you try anything…
[05:18] ---
    I'll kill you!
[05:34] ---
    Tsunade!
[05:36] ---
    A-Are you all right?
[05:39] ---
    I'm here now, so…
[05:44] ---
    don't worry…
[05:50] ---
    Okay?
[05:53] ---
    Huh? What're you doing here?
[05:58] ---
    Actually… I mean, you see…
[06:03] ---
    You're…looking…
    awfully sexy…
[06:08] ---
    tonight.
[06:10] ---
    Hey, Jiraiya…
[06:12] ---
    I'm leaving.
[06:17] ---
    Just what are you guys up to?
[06:49] ---
    It gets so cold when night falls.
[07:00] ---
    They won't attack us tonight.
[07:11] ---
    Hey…
[07:13] ---
    Why don't we talk about
    our dreams tonight?
[07:17] ---
    Dreams?
[07:19] ---
    If you have any dreams, that is.
[07:24] ---
    I thought all you only think
    about is pervy stuff.
[07:28] ---
    Jiraiya, it's an interesting topic
    for you to bring up.
[07:33] ---
    Well then, let's start with you, Tsunade.
[07:38] ---
    Me?
[07:43] ---
    I want to see the world
    from one corner to the other.
[07:47] ---
    The world, you say?!
[07:49] ---
    That's a bold dream!
[07:53] ---
    I'm going to win at
    every casino there is!
[07:56] ---
    So?
[07:57] ---
    What's your dream?
[08:01] ---
    My dream is, perhaps…
[08:04] ---
    to protect you during your travels.
[08:09] ---
    No thanks.
[08:23] ---
    Orochimaru!
[08:24] ---
    Open up and talk about yourself
    once in a while.
[08:30] ---
    Dreams…
[08:34] ---
    I don't have a dream.
[08:37] ---
    You're such a boring guy.
[08:40] ---
    Leave him alone!
[08:42] ---
    To each his own.
[08:45] ---
    Besides, there are things
    we want to keep to ourselves—
[08:47] ---
    I want to master ninjutsu.
[08:51] ---
    And become stronger than anyone.
[08:54] ---
    Oh? For what purpose?
[08:57] ---
    For what purpose?
[09:00] ---
    I've never thought
    about such a thing.
[09:04] ---
    I see…
[09:06] ---
    That's so like you.
[09:09] ---
    Don't talk like you know me.
[09:11] ---
    Oh! I know!
[09:13] ---
    Wouldn't it be great to write
    about what we see and hear
[09:16] ---
    on our world travels, Tsunade?
[09:18] ---
    You can go by yourself.
[09:22] ---
    That would be…
[09:24] ---
    so…
[09:28] ---
    lonely.
[10:10] ---
    They're coming one after another!
[10:12] ---
    Yeah!
[10:13] ---
    I'll pulverize them!
[10:46] ---
    Yeah…
[10:49] ---
    This is the last.
[10:53] ---
    Thank you for the food.
[11:03] ---
    I think I've mastered
    nitsuke dishes.
[11:09] ---
    SIMMERED FISH [NITSUKE]
    EVERYDAY RECIPES FOR FISH
    
    
[11:11] ---
    SIMMERED FISH [NITSUKE]
    EVERYDAY RECIPES FOR FISH
    
    I guess I'll try meuniere next.
[11:32] ---
    I'm leaving.
[11:55] ---
    Hey, Dad… Dad!
[11:58] ---
    Oh well, sure, what the heck.
[12:00] ---
    Yay…yay!
[12:02] ---
    Isn't that nice?
[12:03] ---
    ICHIRAKU RAMEN
    
[12:12] ---
    This place is great!
[12:30] ---
    Kakashi, you are terrific.
[12:33] ---
    If I let my guard down
    even for a moment,
[12:35] ---
    I think you'd beat me.
[12:38] ---
    Thank you.
[12:39] ---
    Isn't Kakashi great?
[12:42] ---
    Well, his dad is a genius.
[12:45] ---
    Even if he doesn't do anything,
    he probably still has the skills.
[12:53] ---
    Anyway, I'm an Uchiha.
[12:55] ---
    I'll keep doing my best.
[13:00] ---
    I bet he's…a closet pervert.
[13:06] ---
    You're great, Kakashi.
[13:08] ---
    Think so?
[13:09] ---
    Do you practice all the time?
[13:11] ---
    Seriously, you're amazing.
[13:13] ---
    Not really…
[13:15] ---
    I kind of read a few books.
[13:52] ---
    ULTIMATE TECHNIQUES
    
    
[13:53] ---
    ULTIMATE TECHNIQUES
    
    All right!
[14:07] ---
    He's… He's kinda amazing.
[14:13] ---
    Oh!
[14:21] ---
    Amazing…
[14:22] ---
    Kakashi, you're amazing!
[14:35] ---
    Come on out.
[14:37] ---
    I made a lot.
[14:39] ---
    So you might as well stay and eat.
[14:43] ---
    You caught me!
[14:45] ---
    I'm sorry…
[15:00] ---
    So Kakashi, you live by yourself?
[15:03] ---
    Hey! That thing you do,
    that "whoosh-whoosh" is great.
[15:08] ---
    Yeah…that "whoosh-whoosh."
[15:10] ---
    It's amazing.
[15:11] ---
    Think so?
[15:16] ---
    It's so cute…
[15:18] ---
    What is this, Kakashi?
[15:20] ---
    River fish meunière…
[15:23] ---
    Kakashi-style.
[15:25] ---
    – Thank you for the food!
    – Thank you for the food!
[15:33] ---
    Kakashi, this tastes really good!
[15:36] ---
    It's like the food you get
    in a restaurant.
[15:39] ---
    Yeah, this is great!
[15:41] ---
    You're amazing…
[15:44] ---
    Think so?
[15:45] ---
    Are you gonna become a chef?
[15:49] ---
    Huh? I doubt it.
[15:51] ---
    I guess not, huh?
[16:10] ---
    I'm leaving.
[16:28] ---
    Hey, Kakashi!
[16:34] ---
    The food last night was great!
[16:37] ---
    It was really delicious.
[16:40] ---
    Hey, are you listening?
[16:43] ---
    Yeah…
[16:46] ---
    ICHIRAKU RAMEN
    
    Hey, this place is good.
[16:48] ---
    ICHIRAKU RAMEN
    
    It's looks delicious. I wanna try it.
[16:50] ---
    Hey, hold on!
[16:51] ---
    Let's go here next time.
[16:53] ---
    Yeah.
[16:55] ---
    Kakashi…
[16:57] ---
    Do you want to spend the springtime
    of your youth with me?
[17:01] ---
    Springtime of youth?
[17:03] ---
    You are my eternal rival…
    My man of destiny!
[17:11] ---
    Come on.
[17:13] ---
    Fight me!
[17:14] ---
    Sorry, no.
[17:20] ---
    Here I come!
[17:26] ---
    Instant kill…
[17:28] ---
    A-Amazing.
[17:30] ---
    My eternal rival is…amazing.
[17:40] ---
    I'm home.
[17:49] ---
    Oh yeah…
[17:53] ---
    It's tomorrow.
[18:00] ---
    I'm leaving.
[18:23] ---
    Dad…
[18:38] ---
    You broke the rules
    for your friends' sake, right?
[18:46] ---
    I've made friends too.
[18:49] ---
    But I'll never be like you, Dad.
[18:54] ---
    I'll obey the rules.
[19:21] ---
    I'll see you later, Dad.
[19:38] ---
    I'm leaving.
[19:48] ---
    'Morning!
[19:50] ---
    Are you feeling better?
[19:51] ---
    You were absent yesterday and
[19:53] ---
    it's no fun when
    you're not around, Kakashi.
[19:56] ---
    Is that right?
[19:59] ---
    Kakashi!
[20:01] ---
    I lost to you last time…
[20:03] ---
    But that was the Might Guy
    of the past.
[20:06] ---
    The newly reborn Might Guy
    will never lose to you!
[20:14] ---
    Your face is still swollen.
[20:16] ---
    Of course!
[20:17] ---
    The springtime of youth
    never comes to an end!
[20:20] ---
    The springtime of youth…
[20:23] ---
    Come on, let's fight!
[20:26] ---
    Oh!
[20:28] ---
    Kakashi!
[20:33] ---
    Oh! Guy's keeping up!
[20:44] ---
    Do it, Kakashi!
[20:48] ---
    Come on, Kakashi!
[20:51] ---
    The light…of spring…will…
[20:56] ---
    never…wane!
[21:01] ---
    Maybe not.
[21:07] ---
    – The end!
    – The end!
[22:39] ---
    The next episode is all
    about Sasuke, ya' know!
    
    
[22:42] ---
    After the last battle,
    where I clashed with Naruto,
    
    
[22:44] ---
    and after the Fourth
    Great Ninja War ended,
    
    
[22:47] ---
    I went on a journey to
    atone for my sins.
    
    
[22:50] ---
    With the Sharingan in my right eye,
    and the Rinnegan in my left…
    
    
[22:53] ---
    What future will
    these eyes see now?
    
    
[22:55] ---
    These eyes that once
    only saw darkness?
    
    
[22:58] ---
    Next time on Naruto Shippuden:
    
    
[22:59] ---
    "Sasuke's Story: Sunrise, Part 1:
    The Exploding Human."
    
    
    
[23:04] ---
    This is a story about my atonement.
    
    
    
[23:07] ---
    SASUKE'S STORY: SUNRISE, PART 1:
    THE EXPLODING HUMAN
    
    
    
[23:08] ---
    Tune in again!