E422 - The One Who Will Inherit

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    There, all done!
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    Everything is all nice and shiny!
[00:19] ---
    Wow, you cleaned Naruto's room.
[00:22] ---
    That's right.
    Naruto's been away for three years.
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    Everything is spotless and
    ready to welcome him home!
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    Naruto? Is that you, Naruto?!
[00:53] ---
    Long time no see…
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    Sakura.
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    Big Brother Naruto!
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    Sexy Jutsu!
[01:07] ---
    Well? Not too bad in
    the curves department, huh?
[01:12] ---
    Konohamaru, I'm not a kid anymore…
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    And you shouldn't be doing
    that kind of jutsu either…
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    That jutsu is weak.
[01:23] ---
    Now watch my new Pervy Ninjutsu
    that I just developed!
[01:28] ---
    You idiot!
[01:35] ---
    Haven't you matured at all inside,
    have you?
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    The Ones Who Will Inherit
    
    
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    Oh man, I thought you'd be
    a little impressed.
    
    
[03:18] ---
    Well, my training involved
    way more awesome jutsu.
[03:21] ---
    Just as I anticipated from you!
[03:24] ---
    It's all going according to plan!
[03:26] ---
    Plan?
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    What happened here?!
[03:37] ---
    As you can see, I cleaned
    your house until it sparkled.
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    Konohamaru,
    you're such a great guy!
[03:43] ---
    Yup! And I don't even
    expect you to teach me
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    a new jutsu in return either!
[03:47] ---
    I have absolutely
    no ulterior motives!
[03:51] ---
    You are so obvious.
[03:54] ---
    All right then. I'm gonna
    teach you an amazing jutsu.
[03:58] ---
    All right!
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    First, let me put my things way.
[04:05] ---
    Isn't that the outfit
    you used to wear?
[04:07] ---
    Yeah, it doesn't fit anymore.
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    But I just can't part with it…
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    So in other words,
    it's your treasure!
[04:15] ---
    It's sort of embarrassing
    when you put it that way…
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    What I'm going to teach you
    isn't your run-of-the-mill jutsu.
[04:30] ---
    Just what kind of Pervy Ninjutsu
    is it going to be?
[04:33] ---
    Just hurry up and show me!
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    The first step is rotation.
[04:38] ---
    Whoa! We're going to
    add motion, eh?!
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    Next up is power.
[04:45] ---
    Attack with the risqué, eh?!
[04:48] ---
    And then finally, there's…
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    There's more!
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    Containment!
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    The most points go to
    the best-expressed final pose, eh?!
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    What are you talking about?
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    I mean,
    it's a Pervy Ninjutsu, right?
[05:07] ---
    It's more awesome than that.
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    The jutsu I'm about to teach you
    is A-rank
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    in it's degree of difficulty
    to master.
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    An ultimate ninjutsu that hones
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    chakra rotation,
    power and containment…
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    It's called the Rasengan!
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    Awesome!
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    But I don't understand
    what's going on at all!
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    Don't worry about that,
    because I'm gonna teach you.
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    Besides, you can do this jutsu
    even if you're stupid!
[05:45] ---
    No kidding!
[05:46] ---
    Huh? Stupid?
[05:49] ---
    This training consists
    of three steps, total.
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    First step, the water balloon.
[05:55] ---
    A water balloon?
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    You have to GAAAH it,
    then BAM it, to burst it!
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    Wow!
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    So… How did you do that?!
[06:05] ---
    I just explained it.
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    You have to GAAAH it,
    then BAM it, to burst it!
[06:13] ---
    I said…
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    You have to GAAAH it, then BAM it!
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    Simple, right?!
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    Okay, do your best, Konohamaru.
[06:25] ---
    What? That's it?
[06:27] ---
    You're already leaving?!
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    I have to train with Sakura now.
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    But!
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    Don't be a baby, Konohamaru.
[06:38] ---
    In anything you do, you've got to
    learn by doing and feeling.
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    Besides…I have absolute faith…
    that you can do it!
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    Big Brother Naruto…
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    All right…
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    I'm gonna do it!
[06:58] ---
    I'm gonna surprise you
    the next time you see me!
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    GAAAH then BAM!
[07:06] ---
    GAAAH then BAM!
[07:08] ---
    GAAAH then BAM!
[07:11] ---
    GAAAH then BAM!
    GAAAH then BAM!
[07:16] ---
    GAAAH then BAM!
[07:22] ---
    Th-There's an emergency,
    Lady Fifth!
[07:24] ---
    What's all the fuss about?
[07:25] ---
    We've just gotten word that
    the Hidden Sand's Kazekage has been
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    abducted by an organization
    known as the Akatsuki.
[07:33] ---
    Gaara was—?!
[07:35] ---
    Team Kakashi,
    I'm assigning you a new mission.
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    You're to go to
    the Sand Village at once,
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    find out what's going on there,
    and keep us informed.
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    You're to remain there
    and follow their orders.
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    Give them any backup they need.
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    Right!
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    GAAAH then BAM!
[07:54] ---
    The inside is rotating, but…
[07:57] ---
    Oh, there he is!
    Konohamaru!
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    What's going on?
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    It's terrible!
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    Some guys called the Akatsuki
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    kidnapped the Kazekage
    of the Hidden Sand!
[08:07] ---
    The Kazekage?
    Isn't he Big Bro's friend?
[08:10] ---
    Yeah… Naruto just left as part of
    the Hidden Leaf support team!
[08:15] ---
    Huh?!
[08:17] ---
    Awesome, eh?
[08:18] ---
    The minute he gets back,
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    he gets picked for no less than
    an S-rank mission!
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    Even though he's
    a genin just like us!
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    I can't figure it out
    with just GAAAH and BAM!
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    Hey! What are you doing,
    Konohamaru?
[08:43] ---
    How long have you guys
    been watching?!
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    So that's the reason
    for those weird yells.
[08:52] ---
    Don't call them weird!
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    Even I was a bit embarrassed…
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    I mean what does
    GAAAH and BAM mean anyway?
[09:00] ---
    Why don't you try
    distancing yourself a bit?
[09:05] ---
    What do you mean?
[09:06] ---
    Well, Naruto does things
    intuitively, by feeling.
[09:10] ---
    Not everyone's like that.
[09:12] ---
    Yeah…
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    Isn't there something else
    you can do?
[09:16] ---
    Well… The first step is rotation…
[09:19] ---
    He said I have to learn it
    through feeling.
[09:23] ---
    That's it.
[09:24] ---
    Konohamaru!
[09:25] ---
    Let's practice that first!
[09:28] ---
    O-Okay!
[09:32] ---
    Anyway, that's how it is.
    So please help!
[09:35] ---
    I don't really get it…
[09:39] ---
    But are you sure about this?
[09:41] ---
    Yes, please!
[09:42] ---
    It's absolutely necessary
    for the new jutsu.
[09:46] ---
    All right! I got it!
[09:47] ---
    You sold me with
    your determination.
[09:50] ---
    Come on!
[09:57] ---
    Fang Over Fang!
[10:04] ---
    Well, Konohamaru?
[10:06] ---
    Well… Everything just…
[10:09] ---
    Okay, then…
[10:10] ---
    On to the next thing!
[10:13] ---
    Please help!
[10:14] ---
    Well, if that's the case…
[10:16] ---
    Come on!
[10:18] ---
    Human Boulder!
[10:25] ---
    All right! Next!
[10:27] ---
    Okay, Konohamaru!
[10:29] ---
    Go!
[10:32] ---
    Hold on a minute!
[10:35] ---
    But Hinata!
[10:36] ---
    This is for Konohamaru!
[10:39] ---
    It's not that.
[10:41] ---
    I can't use rotation.
[10:44] ---
    Then…
[10:48] ---
    I understand.
[10:50] ---
    Understand what?
[10:52] ---
    8 Trigrams Air Palm!
[10:56] ---
    This doesn't make sense!
[11:00] ---
    Idiot…idiot…
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    KIBA INUZUKA
    CHOJI AKIMICHI
    HINATA HYUGA
    
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    Next up…
[11:06] ---
    Wait!
[11:07] ---
    I can't keep doing this!
[11:09] ---
    You're right.
[11:11] ---
    Did you figure out something?
[11:14] ---
    No. Nothing.
[11:16] ---
    Did Big Bro Naruto
    tell you anything else?
[11:19] ---
    He said he taught me everything
    that was necessary.
[11:22] ---
    But all he taught me
    was the Sexy Jutsu…
[11:28] ---
    Wait a minute…
[11:30] ---
    What is it?
[11:31] ---
    He dissed my Sexy Jutsu
    and said it was weak.
[11:35] ---
    So maybe…
[11:36] ---
    If I heat up the sexiness,
    it will connect nicely!
[11:40] ---
    That's gotta be it, Konohamaru!
[11:42] ---
    I wonder about that…
[11:44] ---
    The problem is…
    how do you make it sexier?
[11:50] ---
    The one who holds the key…
    is that man!
[11:59] ---
    So anyway, that's how it is.
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    I see…
    so you're practicing a new jutsu…
[12:04] ---
    But I've hit a wall…
[12:06] ---
    And in order to get over it,
    I need your help, Sensei.
[12:13] ---
    It's so unlike Konohamaru
    to be so determined…
[12:16] ---
    Well, I have no choice
    but to do my best to help him!
[12:20] ---
    I'll be happy to help you!
[12:23] ---
    So, what do you want to know?
[12:25] ---
    Sexiness!
[12:26] ---
    I want you to teach me
    all about sexiness!
[12:30] ---
    I see, all about sexiness…
[12:34] ---
    Wh-What?
[12:35] ---
    D-Did you say sexiness?!
[12:38] ---
    Big Bro Naruto used to say…
[12:41] ---
    If Old Man Jiraiya was
    the all-out open pervert…
[12:45] ---
    You're the closet pervert,
    Ebisu Sensei!
[12:48] ---
    Naruto…and his big mouth!
[12:51] ---
    You're the only one
    I can turn to, Sensei!
[12:54] ---
    I need that secret side of you,
    Sensei!
[12:58] ---
    But…
[13:00] ---
    We found it, Konohamaru!
[13:03] ---
    The secret textbook!
[13:07] ---
    Nooo!
[13:09] ---
    There's one here too!
[13:10] ---
    Nooo!
[13:12] ---
    Here too! Oh, and over here!
[13:15] ---
    Wow, so many…
[13:18] ---
    Talk about a secret fortress!
[13:22] ---
    There are stacks of textbooks
    in the attic!
[13:25] ---
    We gotta look under
    the floorboards too!
[13:30] ---
    Thank you, Ebisu Sensei!
[13:33] ---
    This is way more than
    we ever imagined!
[13:35] ---
    Now you can continue your training!
[13:39] ---
    Huh?!
[13:42] ---
    That look…
[13:44] ---
    In the eyes of an innocent girl…
    The feeling she expressed was…
[13:51] ---
    …contempt.*
[14:00] ---
    Awesome! Look at how many
    different kinds there are!
[14:03] ---
    Closet perverts don't fool around,
    do they?
[14:06] ---
    I think I'm starting to see Sensei
    in a different light…
[14:09] ---
    The problem now is, that there are
    too many to choose from.
[14:13] ---
    How about this one?
[14:18] ---
    Well, the rotation is there…
[14:20] ---
    All right, here goes!
[14:29] ---
    You're really bad at that.
[14:31] ---
    Th-The real jutsu happens now!
[14:36] ---
    Here we go!
[14:41] ---
    No!
[14:43] ---
    This time I'll get it!
[14:47] ---
    Idiot…idiot!
[14:53] ---
    H-How's this?!
[14:54] ---
    This time, it's for real!
[14:58] ---
    Just now,
    something just went BLOOP.
[15:00] ---
    Yeah, it was different
    from the other times!
[15:04] ---
    That's right,
    when Big Bro Naruto shattered it…
[15:11] ---
    The surface went BLOOP
    like just now.
[15:14] ---
    Then try it again
    with more finesse!
[15:17] ---
    Okay!
[15:19] ---
    I'm gonna do this!
[15:29] ---
    How was that?!
[15:32] ---
    You did it, Konohamaru.
[15:34] ---
    It's sorta different, but…
[15:39] ---
    Okay, on to step two!
[15:43] ---
    It was worth it,
    training hard while
[15:45] ---
    while you were away at
    the Hidden Sand Village, Big Bro!
[15:48] ---
    Okay, this is the next step
    in training.
[15:51] ---
    For the second step…
[15:52] ---
    Use this!
[15:55] ---
    A rubber ball?
[15:56] ---
    Exactly. And you…
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    …have to GUUUH it,
    then DOOON it, and burst it!
[16:04] ---
    – That's all!
    – Not that again!
[16:06] ---
    I had a hunch…
[16:08] ---
    But that's it for
    step two as well?!
[16:11] ---
    Don't say that, Konohamaru.
    This jutsu…
[16:14] ---
    …has to be learned by doing…right?
[16:17] ---
    See, you know what to do.
[16:19] ---
    I really wish I could supervise
    your training a little…
[16:24] ---
    You just got back and
    you're off on another mission?!
[16:27] ---
    We learned from this last mission
[16:28] ---
    that Orochimaru had a spy
    imbedded with Sasori.
[16:32] ---
    Orochimaru?!
[16:34] ---
    That means…
[16:35] ---
    If things go well,
    we may find a clue about Sasuke.
[16:40] ---
    We're gonna lure the spy out
    and make him talk!
[16:43] ---
    He's so casual about it,
[16:44] ---
    but this mission has to be
    an A-rank or higher…
[16:48] ---
    Big Bro really is amazing.
[16:53] ---
    I'm talented and
    I don't need your help, Big Bro!
[16:57] ---
    Good luck on your mission!
[17:00] ---
    Right!
[17:01] ---
    I'm going to get better too!
[17:04] ---
    I'm gonna do it!
[17:07] ---
    It's really hard, isn't it?
[17:10] ---
    The only thing
    you got right is power…
[17:14] ---
    The rubber ball is much harder
[17:17] ---
    and since there's no water inside,
    I can't grasp the feeling of it.
[17:19] ---
    So what'll we refer to next?
[17:23] ---
    I'm positive this one's better!
[17:25] ---
    No, it's this one for sure!
[17:28] ---
    My mom says guys have
    a weakness for extremes like this!
[17:33] ---
    It's gotta be this for power!
[17:35] ---
    I think this person looks strong.
[17:39] ---
    We can't seem to agree on this one.
[17:44] ---
    I see…
[17:46] ---
    So you lost some respect
    due to some occurrence…
[17:50] ---
    Yes… And I don't know
    what to do now…
[17:53] ---
    It's okay… Everyone makes mistakes.
[17:57] ---
    There are always opportunities
    to make it up.
[18:01] ---
    Iruka Sensei…
[18:03] ---
    So for now,
[18:04] ---
    let's just calmly support
    Konohamaru and his progress.
[18:09] ---
    There you are!
[18:11] ---
    I've been looking for you!
[18:13] ---
    Perfect timing.
    We were just talking about you.
[18:18] ---
    There's something
    you have to teach us, Ebisu Sensei!
[18:22] ---
    Me?
[18:24] ---
    Isn't this wonderful Ebisu Sensei?
[18:27] ---
    You now have an opportunity
    to regain their trust.
[18:31] ---
    You guys!
[18:33] ---
    Don't tell me!
[18:38] ---
    I won't hold back…
[18:43] ---
    Which girl…
[18:45] ---
    …is number one.
[18:46] ---
    Please tell us!
[18:54] ---
    W-What?!
[18:58] ---
    D-Doing that in public!
[19:02] ---
    I will not tolerate
    such immoral behavior!
[19:12] ---
    What in the world
    are you fools doing?!
[19:15] ---
    But…
[19:16] ---
    To master my new jutsu,
    I had to make it way sexier…
[19:21] ---
    Is that true, Ebisu Sensei?
[19:23] ---
    I don't know.
[19:25] ---
    But a jutsu is
    a ninja's secret weapon!
[19:29] ---
    It's not something
    you activate recklessly,
[19:31] ---
    not even a Sexy Jutsu!
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    You keep it hidden until
    the very last minute,
[19:36] ---
    and then release it…
[19:37] ---
    That's how you get
    the maximum result you desire!
[19:40] ---
    Keep it hidden until
    the very last minute,
[19:42] ---
    and then release it?
[19:44] ---
    Ebisu Sensei!
[19:45] ---
    What's the matter?
[19:47] ---
    Is this what you mean?
[19:50] ---
    Huh?
[19:52] ---
    Hide it, GUUUUH it, then…
[20:00] ---
    That definitely looked powerful!
[20:02] ---
    Awesome!
[20:03] ---
    Leave it to Ebisu Sensei
    the closet perv!
[20:06] ---
    I can do it!
[20:08] ---
    Hide it GUUUUH it, then…
[20:12] ---
    BAM!
[20:15] ---
    It expanded instantly that time!
[20:17] ---
    That had an effect!
[20:19] ---
    But it still didn't burst!
[20:22] ---
    Big Bro Naruto is
    so far ahead of me.
[20:26] ---
    Even now,
    he's trying to progress.
[20:30] ---
    And I must too!
[20:36] ---
    Ouch!
[20:37] ---
    Are you okay, Konohamaru?!
[20:42] ---
    This is bad. Your hand is a mess
    from all that compressed chakra…
[20:47] ---
    I'll take care of it right now.
[20:48] ---
    It was bound to
    take its toll on you…
[20:50] ---
    You've been training
    for days on end.
[20:59] ---
    Damn it!
[22:37] ---
    I wasn't strong enough
    to bring him back.
    
    
[22:40] ---
    This time, I'll surpass Sasuke
    with my Wind Chakra!
    
    
[22:43] ---
    As expected, you're so cool Naruto!
    
    
[22:46] ---
    That's why you're my rival!
    
    
[22:48] ---
    And what about you, Konohamaru?
    
    
[22:52] ---
    Next time on Naruto Shippuden:
    "Naruto's Rival."
    
    
[22:56] ---
    Here I go!
    
    
    
[22:57] ---
    Hold it in, GUUUH it, and…
    
    
    
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    BAM!
    
    
    
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    NARUTO'S RIVAL
    
    
    
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    Tune in again!