E194 - The Worst Three-Legged Race

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    I'm coming in, Granny.
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    This is from your daughter
    and her husband.
[00:27] ---
    Oh my, thank you.
[00:33] ---
    Here's a letter for you.
[00:38] ---
    Hey, it's Kiba.
[00:40] ---
    I hear he volunteered to act as
    a messenger
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    for the people of the village.
[00:46] ---
    Those two are always together.
[00:49] ---
    You were too...back then.
[00:51] ---
    Huh?
[00:53] ---
    Remember? When you were
    completely stuck to Sasuke.
[00:56] ---
    That's 'cuz we were both on Team 7.
    So were you...
[01:00] ---
    I don't mean that.
[01:01] ---
    This was different.
    You two were inseparable, literally.
[01:06] ---
    Now I remember!
[01:11] ---
    That's right. That's the time
    we were on a mission
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    to retrieve the treasure belonging to
    the Feudal Lord's sister or whoever,
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    which had been stolen by thieves.
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    - Leaf's History -
    The Worst Three-Legged Race
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    According to our Intel,
    the thieves who took the golden statue
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    are either traveling on land
    through this forest path
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    or sailing by boat and will land here.
[03:12] ---
    We're going to split up into
    two teams and lie in wait for them.
[03:17] ---
    In terms of balance,
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    I guess I should go alone and
    the three of you will be together.
[03:23] ---
    What do you mean by that?
[03:25] ---
    Are you saying Sasuke needs
    all the help he can get?
[03:28] ---
    No, you're the hindrance.
[03:30] ---
    I'm not up to your level yet,
    but surely 3 to 1 is too much.
[03:35] ---
    Why don't you take Naruto
    off my hands?
[03:37] ---
    Subtract his skill from yours,
    and we'll be even.
[03:40] ---
    Huh?!
[03:41] ---
    Sasuke, is that just
    a clever approach
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    so that you and I
    can be alone together?!
[03:49] ---
    You've got to be kidding!
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    Why would you subtract my skill?!
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    Because you have nothing to add.
[03:55] ---
    What?!
[03:57] ---
    Sasuke wants to be with me so much,
    he's getting impatient!
[04:00] ---
    You're just as irritating!
[04:09] ---
    Okay, pay attention.
[04:12] ---
    I'll watch the pier.
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    And you three will keep an eye
    on this path in the forest.
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    If the thieves appear,
    notify me immediately.
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    Do not take them lightly.
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    Our mission is to retrieve
    the golden statue.
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    We must proceed with utmost caution.
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    If the thieves appear on my side,
    I will send a signal with this.
[04:34] ---
    When this lightning barrel
    is tossed into the air,
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    it will release one thunderbolt.
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    Once you verify it,
    rush straight to that location.
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    You better handle that with care.
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    Now remember.
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    You are not to act alone.
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    It's the gang of thieves!
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    Why you...
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    Idiot!
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    Careful with the treasure!
[05:22] ---
    I'm sorry, Boss Jako!
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    Shape up!
[05:25] ---
    Yes sir!
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    Treasure?! In that wicker box?
[05:30] ---
    This is...my chance!
[05:34] ---
    Amazing, Naruto!
[05:36] ---
    You showed up Sasuke real good!
[05:44] ---
    Don't tell me he's up to the same...
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    I won't lose to him!
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    W-What's this?
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    Damn! The treasure!
[06:12] ---
    What are those two doing?!
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    We have to notify
    Kakashi Sensei first!
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    What? There's another?
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    Let go of the treasure!
[06:44] ---
    No way!
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    Take this!
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    I won't lose it.
[07:08] ---
    Huh?
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    Damn it.
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    Pursuers from
    the Hidden Leaf, eh?
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    Were those two
    the only ones with you?
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    There must be others.
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    That's why you tried to get word out
    about this location.
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    Cool, huh?
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    I'm a natural-born thief
    who's rotten to the core.
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    So as you can see,
    even my chakra is foul.
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    Those two escaped downriver.
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    We'll split up and concentrate our search
    along the river and we'll find them.
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    And we'll take back the treasure.
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    What about her?
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    We might be able to use her
    as a hostage.
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    Bring her with us.
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    I can't believe they stole
    something stupid like this.
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    The thunder...
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    Huh?
[08:41] ---
    The thunderbolt to signal Kakashi
    didn't go off, did it?
[08:45] ---
    No.
[08:47] ---
    Maybe Sakura couldn't release it.
[08:50] ---
    Sakura's been captured?!
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    - Huh?
    - Huh?
[08:59] ---
    Wha-?
[09:00] ---
    - Huh?
    - Huh?
[09:01] ---
    - What is this?!
    - What is this?!
[09:05] ---
    W-What's going on?
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    We're stuck together.
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    - Ready...pull!
    - Ready...pull!
[10:32] ---
    Why is it always with you?!
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    That's my line!
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    Don't worry.
    You'll see your friends soon.
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    After they return the treasure
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    I'll send you to the afterlife together.
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    Even ninja are helpless
    if their hands are bound.
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    Sasuke... Naruto...
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    Sakura...
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    While we're stuck like this,
    Sakura could be...
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    You idiot, Naruto!
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    Sakura... I'm coming to save you!
[11:26] ---
    Wait! You fool!
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    What the hell are
    you doing, Sasuke?!
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    Don't you care what happens
    to Sakura?!
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    We will save Sakura!
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    But we can't do anything if
    our hands are like this.
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    We're going to save her despite that.
    It's what friends do!
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    I...I don't want to be some scum who
    doesn't give a damn about his friends!
[11:56] ---
    Those who abandon their friends
    are worse than scum.
[12:01] ---
    Then joining up with Kakashi
    is the right move to make!
[12:05] ---
    It will increase Sakura's chance
    of survival!
[12:08] ---
    Don't talk about
    her chance of survival!
[12:10] ---
    It just depends on how hard
    we want to save her!
[12:14] ---
    We can't let Sakura die
    over something this stupid!
[12:17] ---
    You idiot! Stop it, Naruto!
[12:23] ---
    Damn it... Damn it... Damn it...
[12:29] ---
    You know, a guy who doesn't take
    his mission seriously is also scum.
[12:42] ---
    Gotta pee.
[12:43] ---
    What?!
[12:44] ---
    I said, I need to take a leak!
[12:50] ---
    Hey, what the hell?!
[12:52] ---
    Uh...well...
[12:54] ---
    Okay, one hand then.
[12:56] ---
    Cut it out! Not so close!
[12:58] ---
    What if you spray me too?!
[12:59] ---
    I don't care what you say.
    If I gotta go, I gotta go.
[13:02] ---
    Hold it in!
[13:04] ---
    Can't.
[13:06] ---
    - Just let me finish, okay? Come on.
    - Zip up, you idiot!
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    You're in my way, Naruto!
[13:29] ---
    You're the one who's in my way!
[13:33] ---
    Give back the treasure!
[13:41] ---
    Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu!
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    Like you can weave a sign
    with one hand!
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    Didn't I tell you?
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    At this rate,
    we don't have a chance,
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    even against guys much
    weaker than us!
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    Naruto...wait!
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    I'm going.
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    If you refuse...
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    I'll cut off my arm, then go.
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    I'm going to beat this guy
    and save Sakura!
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    You're so reckless!
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    I'm going to save Sakura.
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    Since the enemy came this far,
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    we'll probably be found before
    we catch up to Kakashi.
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    If that's the case,
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    it'll be faster if we make this guy tell us
    where Sakura is and save her.
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    Sasuke...
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    Though it'll depend totally
    on us working together.
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    Right!
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    Oh, I just remembered.
    I gotta pee.
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    Me too.
[15:34] ---
    What? Suguro hasn't come back?
[15:38] ---
    I wonder if he...
[15:40] ---
    You're wondering right.
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    Yeah!
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    Sasuke! Naruto!
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    Huh?
[16:00] ---
    Free at last.
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    Only a Feudal Lord's sister
    could own a gold statute like that.
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    It managed to pull us apart.
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    Their hands are free now?
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    You can have it
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    in exchange for our partner.
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    If you don't agree
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    I'll pulverize every one of you,
    now that my hands are free.
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    Surely you don't think that
    mere robbers can beat two ninja?
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    How come you're gritting
    your teeth so hard?
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    Your veins are popping out
    and you're sweating.
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    If you're free,
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    come over here.
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    Come on!
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    Their hands are still fused!
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    There's nothing to fear!
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    Get them!
[17:30] ---
    He called our bluff!
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    Can't help it!
[17:38] ---
    Why you...
[17:40] ---
    Wha-?!
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    - Naruto!
    - Right!
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    Oh no!
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    Look out, you two!
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    The treasure is mine!
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    We can stop at least one of his hands.
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    - Let's go!
    - Right!
[19:05] ---
    Oh no, you don't!
[19:14] ---
    Fire Style!
[19:15] ---
    Shadow Clone Jutsu!
[19:17] ---
    What?! A seal?
[19:20] ---
    Even if we can weave signs together,
    we can't mold chakra.
[19:26] ---
    Why you... Taking me for a fool!
[19:28] ---
    But we do have a combination attack!
[19:31] ---
    What?!
[19:32] ---
    Pachinko Jutsu!
[19:50] ---
    Well, I guess it can be
    melted down and re-cast.
[19:53] ---
    Just maybe.
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    Thank you, Sasuke!
[19:58] ---
    Hey, I did my best too.
[20:02] ---
    This is ridiculous!
[20:04] ---
    How come you, of all people,
    can't undo this, Kakashi Sensei?!
[20:06] ---
    Remember, that boss said so too.
[20:09] ---
    It'll crumble apart in
    two or three days.
[20:12] ---
    Like I can put up with him
    for that long!
[20:15] ---
    That's my line.
[20:20] ---
    Uh-oh... I think I need to go.
[20:23] ---
    Not again.
[20:24] ---
    This time it's number two.
[20:28] ---
    You've got to be kidding.
[20:30] ---
    Don't you dare, Naruto!
[20:32] ---
    Aw c'mon, we already peed together.
[20:37] ---
    This is worse!
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    "Those who abandon their friends
    are worse than scum."
[20:48] ---
    These three overcome it so easily.
[22:37] ---
    Our mission is to defeat the bandits
    who are after the village crops,
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    and rescue the captive hostage.
[22:43] ---
    Their hideout is located in
    a natural fortification, plus they have 3 forts.
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    But the trickiest of all is
    their leader Baji's intellect.
[22:53] ---
    Well, we have no choice but to do it.
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    Next time on Naruto Shippuden:
[22:59] ---
    "Team 10's Teamwork"
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    I'm counting on you guys.
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    Tune in again!