E250 - Battle in Paradise! The Odd Beast vs. The Monster!

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    Thank you for letting me
    be your mom.
[00:05] ---
    And thank you for letting
    Minato be your dad.
[00:09] ---
    Thank you for being…
    born to us!
[00:16] ---
    Thank you…
[00:21] ---
    Thank you so much.
[00:27] ---
    Mom…
[00:30] ---
    From now on,
[00:32] ---
    I promise I'll eat vegetables
    and not just ramen.
[00:37] ---
    I like taking baths,
    so don't worry about that.
[00:40] ---
    I go to the hot springs a lot too.
[00:43] ---
    And I get lots of sleep.
[00:46] ---
    In fact, I sleep too much,
    ya know!
[00:49] ---
    As for friends,
    I have lots of good ones.
[00:54] ---
    I wish you could have met them.
[00:57] ---
    There's one that I'm not
    getting along with though.
[01:03] ---
    As for studying…
    Well, you feared right, Mom.
[01:07] ---
    But I don't get depressed
    over that, ya know!
[01:11] ---
    A lot happened with my teachers
    and upperclassmen
[01:13] ---
    during my Academy days,
[01:15] ---
    but we respect each other now.
[01:18] ---
    Master Jiraiya taught me about
    the Three Shinobi Prohibitions.
[01:23] ---
    You were right about him, Mom!
[01:26] ---
    But he's the one who taught me
    how a shinobi should live!
[01:30] ---
    He was a great shinobi.
[01:34] ---
    I'm Naruto Uzumaki,
    a ninja of the Hidden Leaf!
[01:38] ---
    My dream is to become the Hokage!
[01:42] ---
    And I'll surpass all the Hokage
    who came before me!
[01:50] ---
    And I'm going to be cooler
    than Dad!
[01:54] ---
    And I'm going to be
    a stronger shinobi than you, Mom!
[03:28] ---
    Battle in Paradise!
    Odd Beast vs. The Monster!"
    
    
[03:53] ---
    All right!
[03:57] ---
    What happened?
[03:58] ---
    Did it go well?
[04:00] ---
    A lot of things happened.
[04:05] ---
    Yo!
[04:10] ---
    I see! I get it!
    Understood!
[04:13] ---
    Your expression now is looking good!
[04:16] ---
    What about the Nine Tails?
[04:17] ---
    Did you get it under control?
[04:20] ---
    That's real good news.
[04:21] ---
    Especially when you used it,
    in that situation, yo!
[04:29] ---
    Whoa, Naruto!
    Don't tell me that by that, you mean…
[04:32] ---
    You know what?!
[04:33] ---
    Yup!
[04:34] ---
    That's right, ya know!
[04:37] ---
    So tell me what happened!
[04:40] ---
    This, that… How am I supposed
    to understand?!
[04:42] ---
    This is all on purpose!
[04:43] ---
    You're talking like that on purpose!
[04:45] ---
    That much I know!
[04:50] ---
    What?!
[04:51] ---
    Naruto's going through
    harsh training like that?!
[04:55] ---
    I can't ignore a young man
[04:57] ---
    struggling during the springtime
    of his youth!
[04:58] ---
    Take me to Naruto!
[05:01] ---
    He…is a bit eccentric.
[05:04] ---
    So I apologize.
[05:06] ---
    It's all right.
[05:09] ---
    Relax, Captain Yamato.
[05:11] ---
    I have the Nine Tails' chakra safe
[05:14] ---
    in a separate place inside me.
[05:17] ---
    So that I'm not using it all the time.
[05:43] ---
    This is how it is when I use
    the Nine Tails' chakra.
[05:49] ---
    Amazing…
[05:50] ---
    It's overflowing with life energy.
[05:56] ---
    I can't believe my Wood Style
    is affected by it.
[06:01] ---
    What?
[06:03] ---
    You really think…
[06:04] ---
    you're hidden?
[06:06] ---
    Do you sense some other chakra?
[06:09] ---
    He senses another's proximity…
    That I couldn't, was hasty of me.
[06:15] ---
    Impossible!
[06:17] ---
    My chakra is the same as Samehada.
[06:20] ---
    There's no way
    anyone could sense it!
[06:22] ---
    It's not chakra!
[06:24] ---
    It feels hazy…something sinister.
[06:27] ---
    That's it! That thing!
[06:30] ---
    The sword?
[06:35] ---
    It seems that you can sense hatred
    and feelings of evil.
[06:42] ---
    The limitations of Sensory-Types
    don't apply.
[06:45] ---
    Is that the power of a Jinchuriki
[06:48] ---
    who has mastery
    over the Nine Tails?
[06:51] ---
    You're the shark guy of the Akatsuki!
[06:54] ---
    How? I thought we chopped
    his head off a ways back…
[06:58] ---
    Let's do this!
[06:59] ---
    Okay… Brother!
[07:03] ---
    Water Style: Super Shark—!
[07:07] ---
    – Double Lariat!
    – Double Lariat!
[07:15] ---
    How did you manage to escape
    our tag-team attack?
[07:19] ---
    I simply switched out
[07:21] ---
    while we battled inside
    the bubble of water.
[07:26] ---
    Ink… A smokescreen.
[07:29] ---
    You are an octopus, after all.
[07:33] ---
    However…
[07:36] ---
    With my body merged to Samehada,
[07:39] ---
    I can detect chakra
    through my skin.
[07:43] ---
    You cut off my clone's head.
[07:55] ---
    Don't you think you're overdoing it?
[07:59] ---
    Don't you think that was
    just right for the Eight-Tails?
[08:02] ---
    I guess it's my turn now.
[08:10] ---
    I leave it in your hands.
[08:15] ---
    Clones disappear
    when they're struck!
[08:19] ---
    The corpse remained
    post-mortem…no question.
[08:23] ---
    And if someone else had
    transformed into you,
[08:25] ---
    Cee would have sensed it.
[08:27] ---
    So it's a perplexing consternation.
[08:29] ---
    It was a special kind of clone.
[08:32] ---
    A Parasitic Clone that I can
    manipulate remotely.
[08:36] ---
    Anyway, enough about this subject.
[08:40] ---
    Now then, two Jinchuriki
    and a Wood Style user…
[08:43] ---
    I am in a serious predicament.
[08:48] ---
    What?
[08:50] ---
    How did you know the way to
    open the door to this room?!
[08:56] ---
    That's a silly question.
[08:58] ---
    I came here to spy.
[09:11] ---
    Was that the Teleportation Jutsu?
[09:13] ---
    The first smash…
[09:14] ---
    Just like the Yellow Flash!
[09:21] ---
    So fast… I didn't expect that.
[09:29] ---
    My foot!
[09:30] ---
    I had so much force,
    I hit it too hard!
[09:33] ---
    It seems you're not up to
    the Fourth Hokage's level yet.
[09:36] ---
    Bee! Please go after him!
[09:39] ---
    I'll see to Naruto.
[09:40] ---
    Right! Leave the chase to me.
    I'll catch him in a jiffy.
[09:56] ---
    What?
[09:57] ---
    Your true self appears from
    inside the waterfall?
[10:02] ---
    Is that for real?
[10:04] ---
    Yes. Naruto faced and defeated
    his true self at this very spot.
[10:09] ---
    Guy, why don't you try it out
    for yourself?
[10:11] ---
    Don't be stupid!
[10:13] ---
    We have to go and
    help Naruto first!
[10:16] ---
    I came here as a teacher
    to protect Naruto!
[10:20] ---
    Don't get so upset.
[10:22] ---
    Are you afraid to face
    your true self?
[10:26] ---
    Is that it?
[10:28] ---
    What did you say?
[10:30] ---
    You think I'm scared?
[10:34] ---
    No problem!
[10:37] ---
    No, I was just joking.
[10:39] ---
    I have a feeling
    your true self isn't human.
[10:44] ---
    Don't take me so seriously.
[10:54] ---
    Honestly, you really shouldn't be
    going on about "youth," should you?
[10:59] ---
    Overdoing things can hurt
    a man past his prime like you.
[11:02] ---
    I know you have to keep up
    appearances for Lee's sake.
[11:06] ---
    But no one expects you to
    force yourself to stay youthful.
[11:12] ---
    Show yourself!
[11:13] ---
    You can say what you like
    to my face!
[11:15] ---
    Fine.
[11:16] ---
    You can take a long,
    hard look at your true self.
[11:20] ---
    Is this my true self?!
[11:23] ---
    An Odd Insect?
[11:25] ---
    I'm sure this is…
    the Odd Beast!
[11:28] ---
    What?!
[11:31] ---
    Hey me! The one who has
    forgotten what youth is!
[11:33] ---
    I'll beat some sense into you!
[11:36] ---
    Guy!
[11:36] ---
    That's not your true self!
[11:39] ---
    Watch out!
[11:41] ---
    Leaf Rock…
[11:43] ---
    Crushing Square!
[11:52] ---
    It's not my true self.
[11:56] ---
    Take a good look!
[11:57] ---
    It's not you,
    no matter how you look at it!
[12:00] ---
    The moment you open your eyes,
[12:01] ---
    you leave the Waterfall of Truth!
[12:04] ---
    This is… I'm certain it's…
[12:13] ---
    the fish they call puffer fish!
[12:22] ---
    No… Maybe it was
    a porcupine fish?
[12:25] ---
    This region has lots
    of strange creatures, so…
[12:29] ---
    Is that really a puffer fish?
    It's supposed to be real tasty.
[12:33] ---
    Are you all deliberately
    playing the fool?
[12:36] ---
    I see that you are still dumber
    than a beast.
[12:41] ---
    He's an Akatsuki agent!
[12:43] ---
    If he escapes,
    they'll get Intel on us.
[12:45] ---
    And that would be
    a huge abasement!
[12:53] ---
    Damn you, Samehada…
[12:56] ---
    He's the shark fellow
    of the Akatsuki
[12:58] ---
    who was teamed up with Itachi.
[13:00] ---
    He looks weakened.
[13:02] ---
    How did he get in?
[13:09] ---
    I see, I see… He forced you.
[13:11] ---
    That must've been pretty tough.
[13:18] ---
    That's kind of creepy.
[13:32] ---
    Hey, hey! Don't play too rough!
[13:35] ---
    But what can I say,
    I got the right stuff!
[13:42] ---
    Darn it! He's underwater!
[13:44] ---
    He's a Water Style user!
[13:46] ---
    I'm aware of that.
[13:50] ---
    Bee, watch out!
[13:57] ---
    He's taking your chakra!
[13:59] ---
    Huh?
[14:02] ---
    Why do strong people tend to
    be pretty dense, damn it?!
[14:09] ---
    Cut it out STAT…
[14:10] ---
    But you're so cute that…
[14:12] ---
    I'm getting weak in the knees…
[14:24] ---
    Guy! Please assist me!
[14:26] ---
    I'm going to get data
    from him instead!
[14:29] ---
    Hidden Jutsu! Stone Needles!
[14:31] ---
    All right!
[14:32] ---
    A jutsu where chakra is poured
    in to stop my movement.
[14:36] ---
    Now that's perfect!
[14:40] ---
    Is he absorbing my chakra instead?
[14:44] ---
    So much pull!
[14:46] ---
    Leaf Hurricane!
[14:49] ---
    You got all your chakra back.
[14:52] ---
    Water Style!
[14:53] ---
    Shark Bomb Jutsu!
[15:00] ---
    Damn it, he got away!
[15:05] ---
    He's fast!
[15:06] ---
    If he gets past the barrier
    around this island, it's all over.
[15:09] ---
    We must stop him before that,
[15:11] ---
    because my sensory powers
    won't work then.
[15:15] ---
    I'll stop him!
[15:16] ---
    The Eight Inner Gates!
[15:19] ---
    The Sixth Gate of Joy: Open!
[15:29] ---
    Let yourself be captured by
    the arms of my Eight Tails…
[15:31] ---
    Odd Beast!
[15:34] ---
    Far, far away you'll go…
[15:36] ---
    In the direction of
    ten o'clock I'll throw.
[15:38] ---
    Don't sacrifice the truth just
    for a rhyme!
[15:40] ---
    He went towards two o'clock!
[15:44] ---
    All right!
[15:58] ---
    Are you all right, Bee?
[16:00] ---
    I'm okay.
[16:02] ---
    I'll be good right away.
[16:04] ---
    You got a lot of chakra
    taken away from you!
[16:08] ---
    We may be able to stop him.
[16:10] ---
    Naruto and Yamato are behind
    this waterfall, right?
[16:18] ---
    I twisted my ankle.
[16:21] ---
    Be careful about keeping
    your power under control!
[16:24] ---
    All right. Let's go!
[16:27] ---
    Yeah!
[16:36] ---
    I'm counting on you!
[16:39] ---
    I was going to say it's been a while…
    but really, midair?
[16:42] ---
    I'm going to borrow your back!
[16:53] ---
    Ouch!!
[16:55] ---
    Damn it, Guy!
    Using me as a stepping-stone!
[17:00] ---
    Up we go.
[17:06] ---
    H-Hello…
[17:14] ---
    Looks like I gave them the slip.
[17:19] ---
    Summoning Jutsu…
[17:37] ---
    You're persistent!
[17:40] ---
    So… That scroll you gave to that
    shark contains Intel on us.
[17:44] ---
    I won't let you get away!
[17:46] ---
    I wouldn't be so sure.
    I have the geographical advantage.
[17:52] ---
    Water Style!
    Thousand Hungry Sharks!
[18:01] ---
    I don't know which shark is which.
[18:05] ---
    In that case…!
[18:17] ---
    Asakujaku!
[18:32] ---
    Where's the scroll?
[18:34] ---
    Damn it.
    There are too many of them.
[18:36] ---
    It can't be helped.
    I have to cover a wider area.
[18:46] ---
    He won't let the sharks
    in the water go either.
[18:49] ---
    Fine.
[18:51] ---
    I'll just let them tear you apart!
[18:58] ---
    The Seventh Gate of Shock!
[18:59] ---
    Open!
[19:09] ---
    I see…
[19:11] ---
    A taijutsu that crushes opponents
    with a shock wave
[19:15] ---
    of air and flames created from
    the friction of punched air!
[19:19] ---
    An Odd Beast indeed.
[19:21] ---
    A shinobi with taijutsu
    this powerful is truly rare.
[19:26] ---
    This will be the third time for me.
[19:29] ---
    The next taijutsu will be nothing
    like the previous ones.
[19:33] ---
    It's a special single-blow attack.
[19:35] ---
    It's something you'll rarely see…
[19:38] ---
    The blue chakra is pushing
    the water away.
[19:45] ---
    Water Style!
[19:47] ---
    Super Shark Bomb Jutsu!
[19:50] ---
    Hirudora!
[20:02] ---
    This Super Shark Bomb is
    no ordinary jutsu.
[20:06] ---
    The jutsu itself absorbs chakra
    and becomes even stronger.
[20:12] ---
    And the stronger
    the opponent's ninjutsu,
[20:14] ---
    And the stronger
    the opponent's ninjutsu,
    the stronger it gets.
[20:14] ---
    the stronger it gets.
[20:18] ---
    What's going on?
[20:19] ---
    I exhausted his jutsu…
[20:22] ---
    but my Super Shark Bomb
    isn't getting stronger?!
[20:25] ---
    I know I absorbed his chakra!
[20:28] ---
    Was that not
    a chakra Energy Bomb?!
[20:31] ---
    Roar, my youth!
[22:36] ---
    In the Hidden Mist, here is a great obstacle
    one must overcome
    
    
[22:40] ---
    to be a true shinobi…
    
    
[22:43] ---
    The sensation of killing your own comrade
    is indescribable.
    
    
[22:50] ---
    I will say that I felt I was trapped
    in a false existence.
    
    
[22:56] ---
    Next time on Naruto Shippuden:
    "The Man Named Kisame"
    
    
[23:00] ---
    This world really is full of lies.
    
    
[23:05] ---
    Tune in again!