E482 - Gaara and Shikamaru

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[01:50] ---
    Mommy…
[02:03] ---
    I…
[02:09] ---
    I…
[02:52] ---
    Hey, you're so cool!
[03:06] ---
    Wow!
[03:13] ---
    Can you do food too?
[03:36] ---
    Whoa, grilled squid!
[03:43] ---
    Ramen!
[03:50] ---
    Cherries!
[03:53] ---
    Lobster!
[03:58] ---
    Hmm…Sea urchin and rice bowl!
[04:01] ---
    That's so cool!
[04:03] ---
    That was terrific!
    You're amazing!
[04:13] ---
    Okay then…
[04:15] ---
    How about a big pile of poop?
[04:17] ---
    Can you do it?
[04:26] ---
    Temari…
[04:30] ---
    Kankuro…
[04:35] ---
    Yes!
[04:44] ---
    Gaara…
[04:47] ---
    Temari!
[04:49] ---
    Yes!
[05:31] ---
    He's creepy…
[05:33] ---
    What is he?
[05:34] ---
    How scary.
[05:37] ---
    He's seriously creepy.
[05:40] ---
    He's cursed.
[06:32] ---
    Hey…Yashamaru…
[06:38] ---
    Why…?
[06:41] ---
    Why do we get hungry?
[06:48] ---
    Well…
[06:52] ---
    That's in order for us
    to eat good food, maybe?
[06:55] ---
    Oh, I see.
[06:58] ---
    You're right!
[07:04] ---
    The meals you make
    taste good, Yashamaru!
[08:11] ---
    Hey, Yashamaru…
[08:16] ---
    Why is the sky blue?
[08:20] ---
    Well…
[08:22] ---
    It could be in order for us
    to gaze up at the blue sky,
[08:26] ---
    to make us feel
    calm and refreshed?
[08:30] ---
    I see.
[08:32] ---
    You're right!
[08:34] ---
    When I look up at the sky,
[08:38] ---
    the pain inside of me feels
    a little better.
[09:00] ---
    Hey, Yashamaru…
[09:03] ---
    I don't get sleepy
    even when it's nighttime.
[09:06] ---
    Why is that?
[09:12] ---
    Now, that's a problem.
[09:15] ---
    Normally, when you close your eyes,
    you get sleepy.
[09:19] ---
    Really?
[09:22] ---
    Hey…
[09:24] ---
    Why…Why don't I have a mother?
[09:29] ---
    Well…
[09:33] ---
    You have me, Lord Gaara.
[09:41] ---
    Because I am at your side…
[09:47] ---
    …always.
[11:06] ---
    Oh…a boxed lunch?
[11:09] ---
    Yes!
[11:40] ---
    All right…
[11:42] ---
    Taijutsu is namely,
[11:44] ---
    one of the essentials
    for shinobi survival.
[11:48] ---
    Let's see,
[11:49] ---
    when talking about human survival…
[11:54] ---
    It's like fish swimming
[11:57] ---
    – Oh man, what a drag.
    – their way upstream.
[11:59] ---
    It's not an exaggeration to
    call it the natural order of things.
[12:01] ---
    What we have to think about is…
[12:25] ---
    Huh?! What the—?!
[12:34] ---
    Ouch!
[12:35] ---
    You're half asleep!
[12:43] ---
    It was Shikamaru!
[12:45] ---
    Man, Shi-ka-ma-ru!
[12:53] ---
    Take that!
[12:55] ---
    And that!
[12:56] ---
    You—!
[13:00] ---
    Hey, you guys…
[13:04] ---
    Will you pipe down?
[13:05] ---
    I'm trying to sleep here!
[13:09] ---
    Hey, Naruto!
[13:10] ---
    We're in class.
[13:13] ---
    Now is not the time…
[13:17] ---
    to sleep!
[13:20] ---
    Naruto! Shikamaru! Choji!
[13:22] ---
    You three, go stand in the hallway!
[13:25] ---
    – What?!
    – What?!
[13:26] ---
    No "whats"!
[13:28] ---
    – Yes, sir…
    – Yes, sir…
[13:33] ---
    Man… Iruka Sensei got mad
    at me again.
[13:38] ---
    Um…
[13:39] ---
    I-I've got snacks. Want some?
[13:43] ---
    Oh!
[13:52] ---
    I'll totally have some!
[13:58] ---
    Okay, guys, have you thought about
    the way you've behaved?
[14:09] ---
    Good grief, you guys.
[14:28] ---
    Iruka Sensei!
    You scared us, ya know!
[14:32] ---
    I'm gonna kill you…
[14:33] ---
    Huh?! W-What happened?!
[14:48] ---
    I knew I'd find you here.
[14:52] ---
    Hey, Shikamaru.
    Can you lend me some money?
[14:56] ---
    Why? Snacks again?
[14:59] ---
    Yeah!
[15:01] ---
    I mean…what else is there
    to buy besides snacks?
[15:05] ---
    Aw man, what a drag.
[15:09] ---
    You're one in a million.
[15:23] ---
    What's with your eyes?
[15:24] ---
    So creepy!
[15:26] ---
    Don't look at us!
[15:27] ---
    You're weird.
[15:29] ---
    C'mon, cut it out!
[15:32] ---
    What'd he do to you anyway?!
[15:34] ---
    What? Trying to act like a hero?
[15:39] ---
    Don't bully people weaker
    than you, ya know!
[15:43] ---
    Shut up!
[15:49] ---
    Humph! This is boring!
[15:50] ---
    Let's go, guys.
[15:53] ---
    So boring.
[15:54] ---
    – Let's go.
    – Yeah, let's go.
[15:57] ---
    Man, what a drag.
    Doing stuff like that.
[16:01] ---
    Instead of butting into
    other people's business,
[16:03] ---
    he should polish his skills.
[16:06] ---
    Stupid Naruto.
[16:10] ---
    Don't call him "stupid."
[16:11] ---
    Huh? What?
[16:14] ---
    Naruto is not stupid.
[16:17] ---
    Even you said before, Shikamaru…
[16:19] ---
    You said all shogi pieces
    are necessary.
[16:22] ---
    You said that about me.
[16:24] ---
    Huh?! What are you talking about?
[16:28] ---
    You're just mad at me
    from earlier
[16:30] ---
    because I didn't loan you
    any money.
[16:35] ---
    You're wrong.
[16:37] ---
    Naruto is…
[16:39] ---
    Naruto is like you, Shikamaru!
[16:41] ---
    So don't call him "stupid"!
    Take it back!
[16:45] ---
    Sheesh!
[16:46] ---
    What a drag!
[16:48] ---
    Then speak in a way
    I can understand!
[16:52] ---
    Don't…
[16:54] ---
    Don't order me around!
[16:58] ---
    Hey, hey!
[16:59] ---
    What are you guys doing?!
[17:01] ---
    You're friends, aren't you?
[17:03] ---
    Why are you fighting?!
[17:05] ---
    Hey!
[17:06] ---
    This…
[17:09] ---
    This fatso started complaining!
[17:12] ---
    It's because you're blind!
[17:15] ---
    I'm not a fatso!
[17:20] ---
    I'm pleasantly plump!
[17:24] ---
    All right!
[17:26] ---
    Let me buy into this fight.
[17:29] ---
    Huh…?
[17:31] ---
    – What are you talking about?
    – What are you talking about?
[17:33] ---
    Oh! Then I'm buying snacks with
    that money you're gonna pay me.
[17:37] ---
    – What?
    – Huh?
[17:39] ---
    What did you just say?
[17:50] ---
    What was that about?
[17:54] ---
    That's so funny.
[18:08] ---
    I did that…
[18:09] ---
    and then, I went
    to the usual spot.
[18:12] ---
    Huh, so that's what happened.
[18:17] ---
    Naruto, want some snacks?
[18:19] ---
    Oh, thank you!
[18:27] ---
    Hey, look!
[18:54] ---
    What? Seriously?
[18:56] ---
    What a drag!
[18:57] ---
    – Nope, nope.
    – Nope, nope.
[18:58] ---
    – No girls for me!
    – No girls for me!
[19:01] ---
    – She's after us!
    – She's after us!
[19:04] ---
    Over here!
[19:06] ---
    You wait!
[19:13] ---
    I can't go any further!
[19:15] ---
    Ino's coming! Keep running!
[19:17] ---
    I can't!
[19:28] ---
    That Ino…
    She's terrible when she gets mad!
[19:33] ---
    I swear she's gonna end up
    an old maid.
[19:39] ---
    Hey! Over there, over there!
[19:41] ---
    I spy a Pervy Iruka Sensei!
[19:46] ---
    Hey, Naruto…
[19:50] ---
    Wanna do "that"?!
[19:51] ---
    Are you serious?
[19:53] ---
    Yeah!
[19:56] ---
    Oh c'mon…
[19:57] ---
    What? I don't know what to say.
[20:02] ---
    Oh…
[20:04] ---
    It's you, Naruto.
[20:06] ---
    What're you doing out so late?
[20:08] ---
    Kid should be in bed—
[20:10] ---
    Sexy Jutsu!
[20:38] ---
    See ya later, Naruto.
[20:40] ---
    Your Sexy Jutsu was awesome!
[20:42] ---
    Bye-bye, Naruto!
[20:46] ---
    Hey, hey, Shikamaru.
[20:47] ---
    It's curry night at my house tonight.
[20:50] ---
    That sounds good!
[20:51] ---
    I'm getting tired of
    my mom's cooking.
[20:58] ---
    See you tomorrow!
[20:59] ---
    Yeah!
[21:00] ---
    See ya tomorrow!
[22:41] ---
    Hey, why don't we talk about
    our dreams tonight?
    
    
[22:46] ---
    Dreams?
    
    
[22:47] ---
    If you have any dreams…that is.
    
    
[22:52] ---
    Kakashi's amazing!
    
    
[22:54] ---
    You think? I bet you
    he's probably a closet pervert.
[22:59] ---
    Next time on Naruto Shippuden:
    "Jiraiya - Kakashi"
    
    
    
[23:08] ---
    Tune in again!