E286 - Things You Can’t Get Back

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    Naruto, the Hokage's faith in you
    is awfully strong.
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    Have you two had this bond
    for very long?
[00:11] ---
    Yeah, I made Granny a promise…
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    that I won't die until I became
    the Hokage.
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    Yo! That's an interesting promise
    to keep.
[00:20] ---
    The significance is pretty deep.
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    So Granny decided to bet on me!
[00:25] ---
    And she gave me
    a symbol of my promise!
[00:35] ---
    Just as Minato believed!
[00:38] ---
    Letting Naruto go is the way
    to protect shinobi, and everyone!
[00:42] ---
    I will let Naruto pass!
[00:44] ---
    So what is your decision?!
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    Tsunade…
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    When was the first time you decided
    to place all your bets on Naruto?
[00:52] ---
    Was it when he defeated Pain
    and became the village hero?
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    No, it was long before that…
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    He…
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    I could give a damn
    about being Hokage.
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    No one but a fool would take it on.
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    Anyone who makes fun of
    the old man and the Fourth Hokage…
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    It doesn't matter if you are a woman!
[01:19] ---
    I'll clobber you with all my might!
[01:28] ---
    Damn it!
[01:35] ---
    Hey, brat! I'll ask you one thing
    before you faint.
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    Why get so passionate at
    the mention of Hokage's name?
[01:43] ---
    Unlike you, I…
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    will take on the title of Hokage,
    no matter what!
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    Because Hokage is my dream!
[02:03] ---
    Then how about a bet?
[02:06] ---
    A bet…?
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    I'll give you one week.
[02:08] ---
    If you can master that jutsu,
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    I'll acknowledge that you have
    what it takes to become the Hokage,
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    and give you this necklace.
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    Naruto won the bet.
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    And so, you decided to gamble on him.
[02:24] ---
    Yes, that's right.
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    GAMBLE
    
    
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    GAMBLE
    
    The first time we met…
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    you only placed bets on whether
    the dice was odd or even.
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    Oh… All I could bet on
    back in those days…
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    was money.
[04:14] ---
    Things You Can't Get Back
    
    
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    Lady Tsunade,
    Just a min…!
[04:20] ---
    Hurry up, Shizune!
[04:21] ---
    The next den… I mean, inn…
    won't wait for us.
[04:24] ---
    The inn isn't going anywhere.
[04:29] ---
    Shinobi?
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    Lady Tsunade, was that…?
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    Don't get involved! Let's go!
[04:55] ---
    Th-That's…
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    Bro! Bro!
[04:58] ---
    What? What's going on?!
[04:59] ---
    Zaji! If it's something stupid,
    you're gonna get it.
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    It's not stupid! Over there!
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    – Huh?
    – Huh?
[05:06] ---
    Look at those…
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    She's…!
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    She's the legendary…
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    Legendary?
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    The legendary…
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    – The legendary…
    – The legendary…
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    C'mon…
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    You called us because
    you knew, right?!
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    I wanted to liven things up
    and make you look good, Bro…
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    You idiot! I'll slam you!
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    But you're smiling, Bro.
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    Of course…
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    After all, she's…
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    – The legendary Sucker!
    – The legendary Sucker!
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    And she's got the goods!
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    Change all this into tokens.
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    – Thank you for your patronage!
    – Thank you for your patronage!
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    Huh?!
[06:01] ---
    Don't mind them.
[06:02] ---
    Please have a great time.
[06:06] ---
    – Please enjoy yourself!
    – Please enjoy yourself!
[06:11] ---
    She's already being suckered!
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    No corpse…
    It seems the enemy escaped.
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    Damn it!
[06:27] ---
    They…got Nigai…
[06:30] ---
    It's unfortunate about Nigai…
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    We must hurry and
    have Amai take a look.
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    We've arranged to meet
    at a nearby inn.
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    I know you're in pain,
    but bear with it.
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    I-I'm sorry… I'm sorry.
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    Here I go!
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    All right! Place your bets!
[07:01] ---
    – Even!
    – Even!
[07:02] ---
    – Even!
    – Odd!
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    Snake eyes! Even!
[07:07] ---
    Odd!
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    – Even!
    – Odd!
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    Even!
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    – Thank you very much!
    – Thank you very much!
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    What on earth are you doing?!
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    You can't go into debt to
    make money anymore!
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    Just go and borrow money again.
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    From where?!
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    There they come.
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    Huh?
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    Is there a woman called
    Tsunade staying here?
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    The one with the huge jugs!
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    We're gonna look for her!
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    Hey! What's the big idea?!
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    – We're bill collectors!
    – We're bill collectors!
[07:39] ---
    We'll go through this joint from
    one end to the other!
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    – Right!
    – Right!
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    Who are you men?
[07:50] ---
    Well…
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    We're really scary vultures
    from the Land of Gold.
[07:55] ---
    Lassie…
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    Have you seen a lady
    who looks like this?
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    She's got a big chest.
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    Oh, that pretty lady is
    in another room!
[08:06] ---
    – Where?!
    – Where?!
[08:07] ---
    I'll go and call her!
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    Wait a minute, lassie!
[08:17] ---
    What's that shiny thing
    in your hand?
[08:20] ---
    Huh? Oh, this?
[08:23] ---
    The pretty lady in the picture
    gave it to me.
[08:26] ---
    She told me that she had
    a really bad experience,
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    and she went crazy on the mountain.
[08:34] ---
    Then a bountiful of this sparkly stuff
    started coming out of the rocks.
[08:40] ---
    Bountiful?!
[08:41] ---
    Uh-huh!
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    Lots and lots and lots…
[08:45] ---
    She said there was so much,
    she couldn't carry it.
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    So she gave me some too.
[08:52] ---
    That thing the brat had
    in her hand…
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    That's gold!
[08:54] ---
    Gold?!
[08:56] ---
    It seems Tsunade struck
    a mother lode of gold.
[08:59] ---
    Are you serious?!
[09:01] ---
    Which means…
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    We'll lose big time if
    she pays up her debt now.
[09:04] ---
    What do you mean?
[09:06] ---
    We have to keep loaning her money,
    and rack up interest.
[09:10] ---
    There's no doubt we'll get
    our money back.
[09:12] ---
    So we'll let her keep
    borrowing and borrowing!
[09:18] ---
    Oh my, if it isn't the bill collectors!
[09:20] ---
    I'm sorry you had to come
    this far to find me.
[09:23] ---
    – Oh no!
    – Oh no!
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    No trouble at all.
[09:29] ---
    My war chest is full for tomorrow!
[09:32] ---
    All right, time to go drinking!
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    That was fraud!
[09:36] ---
    I didn't lie.
[09:38] ---
    When I split a rock on the mountain,
    I did find gold.
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    It's true?!
[09:42] ---
    Well, it was one shard.
[09:44] ---
    You said the mountain was bountiful!
[09:46] ---
    Yeah, I found it on Mt. Bountiful.
[09:49] ---
    Really! Lady Tsunade!
[09:52] ---
    Tsunade…?!
[10:00] ---
    Is that you, Amai?
[10:02] ---
    Lord Raikage…
[10:04] ---
    Thanks to you distracting
    the enemy,
[10:08] ---
    my side went without incident.
[10:11] ---
    We obtained the Ninja Art Scroll
[10:13] ---
    for the Hidden Jutsu unique
    to the Cedar Village.
[10:16] ---
    However, we cannot return
    to the village right away.
[10:22] ---
    Karai!
[10:25] ---
    Hey…Amai…
[10:27] ---
    You idiot!
[10:32] ---
    What about Nigai?
[10:34] ---
    Nigai…
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    Damn it!
    Don't underestimate me!
[10:43] ---
    Lightning Rat Tremor!
[10:51] ---
    Nigai!
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    Don't come!
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    Please…
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    don't come!
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    Nigai!
[11:06] ---
    It's this bug-shaped lump!
[11:09] ---
    Inside this lump is a mass of chakra
    with Paper Bomb-like properties.
[11:13] ---
    The chakra of the possessed
    is sucked out
[11:15] ---
    and when it exceeds
    a certain volume, it explodes.
[11:19] ---
    You mentioned that Nigai used
    a jutsu at the very end.
[11:23] ---
    Using a jutsu involves releasing
    a large amount of chakra.
[11:27] ---
    That chakra is absorbed,
[11:28] ---
    and the lump suddenly
    increases in size.
[11:30] ---
    Are you saying it exploded?!
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    Can Karai be saved?
[11:36] ---
    My Medical Ninjutsu…
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    is not powerful enough…
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    I see.
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    But there is someone
    who can save him!
[11:50] ---
    What?!
[11:51] ---
    And…she's here in this town!
[11:53] ---
    Who might this be?
[11:54] ---
    Lady Tsunade of
    the Hidden Leaf Village!
[11:58] ---
    No one in this world can match
    Lady Tsunade's skills as a Medical Ninja.
[12:01] ---
    Surely, that person…
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    Amai!
[12:03] ---
    Your name may mean "sweet,"
    but don't get saccharine!
[12:09] ---
    But Lady Tsunade can…
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    A shinobi from another village doesn't
    merit being addressed as "Lady"!
[12:14] ---
    The Hidden Leaf and
    we of the Cloud are not allies!
[12:19] ---
    As if…she would come to our aid…
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    She will!
[12:25] ---
    Rather, I will make her!
[12:27] ---
    I will bring Tsunade here,
    if I have to drag her! And…
[12:30] ---
    No, Lord Raikage…
[12:32] ---
    Do not rely on a shinobi from
    a rival village just for my sake…
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    I will make her heal you!
[12:39] ---
    Will you abandon your pride
    as the Raikage?!
[12:43] ---
    I will keep my pride!
    And I will save you!
[12:46] ---
    Lord Raikage…
[12:49] ---
    Now you sound
    more naïve than Amai.
[12:51] ---
    What pride is there is letting
    my subordinate die?!
[12:53] ---
    How can I call myself the Raikage?!
[12:56] ---
    Karai! You do not have
    my permission to die!
[12:58] ---
    I order you to stay at my side
    until we return to the village!
[13:03] ---
    Lord Raikage…
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    Let's go, Amai!
[13:07] ---
    Take me to Tsunade!
[13:13] ---
    Shizune, we're out of sake.
[13:18] ---
    Hey! Wake up!
[13:20] ---
    Sake! We're out of sake!
[13:23] ---
    Sake!
[13:25] ---
    Damn it! What a wimp…
    Passing out so soon!
[13:30] ---
    Sake!
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    Sis!
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    This… Is this…?
[13:40] ---
    Yes, this is the necklace that
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    belonged to the First Hokage,
    our grandfather.
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    I love you, Sis!
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    I'm gonna be
    like Grandfather
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    and take on the title
    of Hokage one day.
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    Because becoming
    the Hokage is my dream.
[13:57] ---
    Just one more time…
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    Just one more glimpse…
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    of that smiling face…
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    I love this village
    and my comrades.
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    So I want to protect them.
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    Since my little sister died,
    that sole thought has sustained me.
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    He is just like me.
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    So I'll become the Hokage.
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    A person that protects everyone.
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    Becoming the Hokage is my dream.
[14:45] ---
    I'd like you…to take this.
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    I could give a damn
    about being Hokage.
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    No one but a fool would take it on.
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    I just wish he were alive…
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    I truly loved him…
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    That's why…
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    I want to see him
    and hold him tight…
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    You are one of the Legendary Sannin
    of the Village Hidden in the Leaves…
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    Lady Tsunade, I have sought you out
    to make a request!
[15:31] ---
    I beseech you…
    Please hear me out!
[15:36] ---
    Who are you?
[15:38] ---
    Yes! I am Amai, a shinobi
    of Hidden Cloud Village!
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    Please use your world-renowned
    Medical Ninjutsu skills
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    to save my comrade!
[15:50] ---
    Are you a Medical Ninja of the Cloud?
[15:53] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
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    If your comrade is hurt,
    you heal him.
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    The situation is beyond my skills…
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    I don't want to.
[16:06] ---
    But…!
[16:07] ---
    The Cloud dares to approach
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    one who belongs to
    the Hidden Leaf for a favor?
[16:12] ---
    You tried to steal
    the Hyuga's Byakugan.
[16:16] ---
    That was settled between
    the two villages.
[16:19] ---
    A typical answer from
    the one who started it.
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    Please let bygones be bygones.
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    Enough Amai.
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    I never expected her
    to listen willingly!
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    May I present the leader
    of the Hidden Cloud…
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    Lord Raikage.
[16:45] ---
    Well, now…
[16:46] ---
    So the big shot's waltzed in.
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    If you refuse,
    you will be forced to come.
[16:53] ---
    That's interesting.
[16:56] ---
    Do you realize who
    you're threatening?
[16:59] ---
    You're going to regret saying that!
[17:04] ---
    I will wait for you in
    the clearing in the back.
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    That bitch!
[17:35] ---
    Tsunade!
    You broke your word to me!
[17:40] ---
    You will pay dearly! Wake up!
[17:42] ---
    Get up and fight me!
[17:47] ---
    Who are you?
[17:49] ---
    Lord Raikage of the Cloud.
[17:52] ---
    Huh?!
[17:59] ---
    Well, isn't this a surprise…
[18:01] ---
    You said that yesterday!
[18:03] ---
    Don't be angry!
[18:06] ---
    I know. Let's make a bet.
[18:09] ---
    A bet?
[18:10] ---
    You said you'd force me
    to come, right?
[18:13] ---
    So we'll arm wrestle.
[18:14] ---
    If you can beat me, I'll go with you.
[18:22] ---
    Uh… What happened while
    I was asleep?
[18:27] ---
    Ready…
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    Go!
[18:51] ---
    She's overpowering me?!
[18:55] ---
    This…woman!
[19:00] ---
    I cannot lose!
[19:02] ---
    If I lose here, Karai will…
[19:06] ---
    I…
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    cannot lose!
[19:29] ---
    Lady Tsunade, you lost a contest
    of physical strength…?
[19:32] ---
    No!
[19:34] ---
    This guy… He purposely weakened
    his hold for an instant
[19:38] ---
    to create a space between our grip.
[19:40] ---
    And he seized that moment to
    push down swiftly against my hand.
[19:46] ---
    He didn't beat me with power.
[19:50] ---
    He won with speed!
[19:52] ---
    I won't let you accuse me
    of being cowardly.
[19:54] ---
    I'm not going to.
[19:56] ---
    We didn't say
    this was a contest of strength.
[19:59] ---
    You beat me in arm wrestling.
[20:01] ---
    Then you'll treat Karai?!
[20:04] ---
    We're this way.
[20:06] ---
    Let's go, Shizune!
[20:08] ---
    Y-Yes!
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    Amazing…
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    Karai! It's Lady Tsunade!
[20:17] ---
    We brought the best Medical Ninja
    in the world!
[20:20] ---
    You're going to be all right!
[20:30] ---
    You mentioned that you stole
    the Hidden Jutsu of the Land of Cedar.
[20:35] ---
    Who would have imagined that
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    the Cedar Village would have
    someone so skilled.
[20:39] ---
    It wasn't a shinobi who belonged
    to Cedar Village.
[20:43] ---
    What?
[20:44] ---
    It was the Nokizaru Troops
    who were hired by the Cedar Village.
[20:47] ---
    What?!
[20:49] ---
    The Nokizaru Troops?
[20:50] ---
    You mean,
    the shinobi who hunt shinobi?!
[20:58] ---
    I cannot let my treatment
    be compromised.
[21:01] ---
    Tell me what you know.
    Tell me everything!
[22:37] ---
    The Explosive Bugs should
    be removable through simple surgery.
    
    
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    I leave Karai in your hands!
    
    
[22:42] ---
    Shizune, do it.
    
    
[22:44] ---
    Why are you having her do it?
    
    
[22:47] ---
    Don't worry about it!
    
    
[22:48] ---
    Shizune is a highly skilled
    Medical Ninja!
    
    
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    But I want you to…
    
    
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    Silence! I'm going to have
    Shizune do this!
    
    
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    Next time on Naruto Shippuden:
    "One Worth Betting On"
    
    
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    You'll be sorry if
    anything happens to Karai!
    
    ONE WORTH BETTING ON
    
    
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    ONE WORTH BETTING ON
    
    
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    Tune in again!