# E250 - Battle in Paradise! The Odd Beast vs. The Monster!

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6JQ2KD2R/battle-in-paradise-the-odd-beast-vs-the-monster)<br>
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**[00:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Thank you for letting me*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*be your mom.*<br>**[00:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And thank you for letting*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Minato be your dad.*<br>**[00:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Thank you for being…*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*born to us!*<br>**[00:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Thank you…*<br>**[00:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Thank you so much.*<br>**[00:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Mom…*<br>**[00:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*From now on,*<br>**[00:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I promise I'll eat vegetables*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and not just ramen.*<br>**[00:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I like taking baths,*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*so don't worry about that.*<br>**[00:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I go to the hot springs a lot too.*<br>**[00:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And I get lots of sleep.*<br>**[00:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*In fact, I sleep too much,*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*ya know!*<br>**[00:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*As for friends,*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I have lots of good ones.*<br>**[00:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I wish you could have met them.*<br>**[00:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*There's one that I'm not*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*getting along with though.*<br>**[01:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*As for studying…*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Well, you feared right, Mom.*<br>**[01:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But I don't get depressed*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*over that, ya know!*<br>**[01:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A lot happened with my teachers*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and upperclassmen*<br>**[01:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*during my Academy days,*<br>**[01:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*but we respect each other now.*<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Master Jiraiya taught me about*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*the Three Shinobi Prohibitions.*<br>**[01:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You were right about him, Mom!*<br>**[01:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But he's the one who taught me*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*how a shinobi should live!*<br>**[01:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He was a great shinobi.*<br>**[01:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm Naruto Uzumaki,*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*a ninja of the Hidden Leaf!*<br>**[01:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*My dream is to become the Hokage!*<br>**[01:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And I'll surpass all the Hokage*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*who came before me!*<br>**[01:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I'm going to be cooler<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;than Dad!<br>**[01:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I'm going to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a stronger shinobi than you, Mom!<br>**[03:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Battle in Paradise!*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Odd Beast vs. The Monster!"*<br>
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&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>**[03:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right!<br>**[03:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What happened?<br>**[03:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did it go well?<br>**[04:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A lot of things happened.<br>**[04:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yo!<br>**[04:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see! I get it!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Understood!<br>**[04:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your expression now is looking good!<br>**[04:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What about the Nine Tails?<br>**[04:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you get it under control?<br>**[04:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's real good news.<br>**[04:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Especially when you used it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in that situation, yo!<br>**[04:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa, Naruto!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't tell me that by that, you mean…<br>**[04:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know what?!<br>**[04:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yup!<br>**[04:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right, ya know!<br>**[04:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So tell me what happened!<br>**[04:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This, that… How am I supposed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to understand?!<br>**[04:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is all on purpose!<br>**[04:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're talking like that on purpose!<br>**[04:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That much I know!<br>**[04:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[04:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Naruto's going through<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;harsh training like that?!<br>**[04:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't ignore a young man<br>**[04:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;struggling during the springtime<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of his youth!<br>**[04:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take me to Naruto!<br>**[05:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He…is a bit eccentric.<br>**[05:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I apologize.<br>**[05:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's all right.<br>**[05:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Relax, Captain Yamato.<br>**[05:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have the Nine Tails' chakra safe<br>**[05:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in a separate place inside me.<br>**[05:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So that I'm not using it all the time.<br>**[05:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is how it is when I use<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Nine Tails' chakra.<br>**[05:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Amazing…<br>**[05:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's overflowing with life energy.<br>**[05:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't believe my Wood Style<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is affected by it.<br>**[06:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[06:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really think…<br>**[06:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're hidden?<br>**[06:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you sense some other chakra?<br>**[06:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He senses another's proximity…<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That I couldn't, was hasty of me.<br>**[06:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Impossible!*<br>**[06:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*My chakra is the same as Samehada.*<br>**[06:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*There's no way*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*anyone could sense it!*<br>**[06:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not chakra!<br>**[06:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It feels hazy…something sinister.<br>**[06:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's it! That thing!<br>**[06:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The sword?<br>**[06:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems that you can sense hatred<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and feelings of evil.<br>**[06:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The limitations of Sensory-Types<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;don't apply.<br>**[06:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that the power of a Jinchuriki<br>**[06:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who has mastery<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;over the Nine Tails?<br>**[06:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're the shark guy of the Akatsuki!<br>**[06:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How? I thought we chopped<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;his head off a ways back…<br>**[06:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Let's do this!*<br>**[06:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Okay… Brother!*<br>**[07:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Water Style: Super Shark—!*<br>**[07:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*– Double Lariat!*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*– Double Lariat!*<br>**[07:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How did you manage to escape<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;our tag-team attack?<br>**[07:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I simply switched out<br>**[07:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;while we battled inside<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the bubble of water.<br>**[07:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Ink… A smokescreen.*<br>**[07:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You are an octopus, after all.*<br>**[07:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*However…*<br>**[07:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With my body merged to Samehada,<br>**[07:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can detect chakra<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;through my skin.<br>**[07:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You cut off my clone's head.<br>**[07:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Don't you think you're overdoing it?*<br>**[07:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Don't you think that was*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*just right for the Eight-Tails?*<br>**[08:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I guess it's my turn now.*<br>**[08:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I leave it in your hands.*<br>**[08:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Clones disappear<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when they're struck!<br>**[08:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The corpse remained<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;post-mortem…no question.<br>**[08:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And if someone else had<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;transformed into you,<br>**[08:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cee would have sensed it.<br>**[08:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So it's a perplexing consternation.<br>**[08:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was a special kind of clone.<br>**[08:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A Parasitic Clone that I can<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;manipulate remotely.<br>**[08:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, enough about this subject.<br>**[08:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now then, two Jinchuriki<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and a Wood Style user…<br>**[08:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am in a serious predicament.<br>**[08:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[08:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How did you know the way to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;open the door to this room?!<br>**[08:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's a silly question.<br>**[08:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I came here to spy.<br>**[09:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was that the Teleportation Jutsu?<br>**[09:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The first smash…<br>**[09:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just like the Yellow Flash!<br>**[09:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*So fast… I didn't expect that.*<br>**[09:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My foot!<br>**[09:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I had so much force,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hit it too hard!<br>**[09:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems you're not up to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Fourth Hokage's level yet.<br>**[09:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bee! Please go after him!<br>**[09:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll see to Naruto.<br>**[09:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right! Leave the chase to me.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll catch him in a jiffy.<br>**[09:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[09:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your true self appears from<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;inside the waterfall?<br>**[10:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that for real?<br>**[10:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. Naruto faced and defeated<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;his true self at this very spot.<br>**[10:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Guy, why don't you try it out<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for yourself?<br>**[10:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't be stupid!<br>**[10:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We have to go and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;help Naruto first!<br>**[10:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I came here as a teacher<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to protect Naruto!<br>**[10:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't get so upset.<br>**[10:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you afraid to face<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your true self?<br>**[10:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that it?<br>**[10:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What did you say?<br>**[10:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think I'm scared?<br>**[10:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No problem!<br>**[10:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I was just joking.<br>**[10:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have a feeling<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your true self isn't human.<br>**[10:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't take me so seriously.<br>**[10:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Honestly, you really shouldn't be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;going on about "youth," should you?<br>**[10:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Overdoing things can hurt<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a man past his prime like you.<br>**[11:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know you have to keep up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;appearances for Lee's sake.<br>**[11:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But no one expects you to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;force yourself to stay youthful.<br>**[11:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Show yourself!<br>**[11:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can say what you like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to my face!<br>**[11:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fine.<br>**[11:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can take a long,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hard look at your true self.<br>**[11:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this my true self?!<br>**[11:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An Odd Insect?<br>**[11:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm sure this is…*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*the Odd Beast!*<br>**[11:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[11:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey me! The one who has<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;forgotten what youth is!<br>**[11:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll beat some sense into you!<br>**[11:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Guy!<br>**[11:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not your true self!<br>**[11:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Watch out!<br>**[11:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Leaf Rock…<br>**[11:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Crushing Square!<br>**[11:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not my true self.<br>**[11:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take a good look!<br>**[11:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not you,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;no matter how you look at it!<br>**[12:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The moment you open your eyes,<br>**[12:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you leave the Waterfall of Truth!<br>**[12:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is… I'm certain it's…<br>**[12:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the fish they call puffer fish!<br>**[12:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No… Maybe it was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a porcupine fish?<br>**[12:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This region has lots<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of strange creatures, so…<br>**[12:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that really a puffer fish?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's supposed to be real tasty.<br>**[12:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you all deliberately<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;playing the fool?<br>**[12:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see that you are still dumber<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;than a beast.<br>**[12:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's an Akatsuki agent!<br>**[12:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If he escapes,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they'll get Intel on us.<br>**[12:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And that would be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a huge abasement!<br>**[12:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn you, Samehada…<br>**[12:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's the shark fellow<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the Akatsuki<br>**[12:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who was teamed up with Itachi.<br>**[13:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He looks weakened.<br>**[13:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How did he get in?<br>**[13:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see, I see… He forced you.<br>**[13:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That must've been pretty tough.<br>**[13:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's kind of creepy.<br>**[13:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, hey! Don't play too rough!<br>**[13:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But what can I say,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I got the right stuff!<br>**[13:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Darn it! He's underwater!<br>**[13:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's a Water Style user!<br>**[13:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm aware of that.<br>**[13:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bee, watch out!<br>**[13:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's taking your chakra!<br>**[13:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[14:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do strong people tend to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be pretty dense, damn it?!<br>**[14:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cut it out STAT…<br>**[14:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you're so cute that…<br>**[14:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm getting weak in the knees…<br>**[14:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Guy! Please assist me!<br>**[14:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to get data<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from him instead!<br>**[14:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hidden Jutsu! Stone Needles!<br>**[14:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right!<br>**[14:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A jutsu where chakra is poured*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*in to stop my movement.*<br>**[14:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Now that's perfect!*<br>**[14:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Is he absorbing my chakra instead?*<br>**[14:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*So much pull!*<br>**[14:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Leaf Hurricane!<br>**[14:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You got all your chakra back.*<br>**[14:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Water Style!<br>**[14:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shark Bomb Jutsu!<br>**[15:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn it, he got away!<br>**[15:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's fast!<br>**[15:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If he gets past the barrier<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;around this island, it's all over.<br>**[15:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We must stop him before that,<br>**[15:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because my sensory powers<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;won't work then.<br>**[15:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll stop him!<br>**[15:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Eight Inner Gates!<br>**[15:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Sixth Gate of Joy: Open!<br>**[15:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let yourself be captured by<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the arms of my Eight Tails…<br>**[15:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Odd Beast!<br>**[15:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Far, far away you'll go…<br>**[15:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In the direction of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ten o'clock I'll throw.<br>**[15:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't sacrifice the truth just<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for a rhyme!<br>**[15:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He went towards two o'clock!<br>**[15:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right!<br>**[15:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you all right, Bee?<br>**[16:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm okay.<br>**[16:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll be good right away.<br>**[16:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You got a lot of chakra<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;taken away from you!<br>**[16:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We may be able to stop him.<br>**[16:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Naruto and Yamato are behind<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this waterfall, right?<br>**[16:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I twisted my ankle.<br>**[16:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be careful about keeping<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your power under control!<br>**[16:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right. Let's go!<br>**[16:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah!<br>**[16:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm counting on you!<br>**[16:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was going to say it's been a while…<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but really, midair?<br>**[16:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to borrow your back!<br>**[16:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ouch!!<br>**[16:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn it, Guy!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Using me as a stepping-stone!<br>**[17:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Up we go.<br>**[17:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hello…<br>**[17:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Looks like I gave them the slip.*<br>**[17:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Summoning Jutsu…<br>**[17:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're persistent!<br>**[17:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So… That scroll you gave to that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;shark contains Intel on us.<br>**[17:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't let you get away!<br>**[17:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wouldn't be so sure.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have the geographical advantage.<br>**[17:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Water Style!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thousand Hungry Sharks!<br>**[18:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I don't know which shark is which.*<br>**[18:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*In that case…!*<br>**[18:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Asakujaku!<br>**[18:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Where's the scroll?*<br>**[18:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Damn it.*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*There are too many of them.*<br>**[18:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It can't be helped.*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I have to cover a wider area.*<br>**[18:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He won't let the sharks<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the water go either.<br>**[18:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fine.<br>**[18:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll just let them tear you apart!<br>**[18:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Seventh Gate of Shock!<br>**[18:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Open!<br>**[19:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see…<br>**[19:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A taijutsu that crushes opponents<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with a shock wave<br>**[19:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of air and flames created from<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the friction of punched air!<br>**[19:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An Odd Beast indeed.<br>**[19:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A shinobi with taijutsu<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this powerful is truly rare.<br>**[19:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This will be the third time for me.<br>**[19:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The next taijutsu will be nothing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like the previous ones.<br>**[19:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a special single-blow attack.<br>**[19:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's something you'll rarely see…<br>**[19:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The blue chakra is pushing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the water away.<br>**[19:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Water Style!<br>**[19:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Super Shark Bomb Jutsu!<br>**[19:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hirudora!<br>**[20:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This Super Shark Bomb is*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*no ordinary jutsu.*<br>**[20:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The jutsu itself absorbs chakra*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and becomes even stronger.*<br>**[20:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And the stronger*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*the opponent's ninjutsu,*<br>**[20:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And the stronger*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*the opponent's ninjutsu,*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*the stronger it gets.*<br>**[20:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*the stronger it gets.*<br>**[20:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's going on?<br>**[20:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I exhausted his jutsu…<br>**[20:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but my Super Shark Bomb<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;isn't getting stronger?!<br>**[20:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know I absorbed his chakra!<br>**[20:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was that not<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a chakra Energy Bomb?!<br>**[20:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Roar, my youth!<br>**[22:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In the Hidden Mist, here is a great obstacle<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one must overcome<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>**[22:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be a true shinobi…<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>**[22:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The sensation of killing your own comrade<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is indescribable.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>**[22:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will say that I felt I was trapped<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in a false existence.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>**[22:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next time on Naruto Shippuden:<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"The Man Named Kisame"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>**[23:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This world really is full of lies.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>**[23:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tune in again!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>