# E257 - Meeting
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYGGPVD3Y/meeting)
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Wha—?!
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Wha—?!
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Wha—?!
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What is this?!
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How terrible!
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Who did this?!
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Naruto Uzumaki,
at your service!
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I'm going to become the Hokage,
no matter what!
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Hey!
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Come back!
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You won't get away with this!
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Damn it!
It was him again!
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He's made a big mess.
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Even if we want to file a complaint,
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he doesn't have any parents
we can complain to!
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What'll we do?
Who's going to pay for all this?
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Who do we complain to?
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Was it him again?
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Yes, the boy whose name is taboo.
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What a nuisance.
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– He's so unpleasant.
– I'll say.
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He's such a pain.
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I'm leaving!
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You forgot something!
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Oops! What did you make us
for lunch?
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Did you put in omelets?
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Yes, I put in lots.
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– Yes!
– Yes!
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Be careful now!
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– Okay!
– Okay!
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Can I come in?
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This is for this month's living expenses.
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Spend it wisely now.
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Hey…
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Hmm?
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Why don't I have a mom and dad?
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Didn't I tell you before?
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Although it was
quite some time ago…
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That's not what I want to hear!
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You're talking about
when that beast called
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the Nine Tailed Fox Spirit
ran amuck, right?
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And that a lot of people
in the village were killed,
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including my mom and dad…
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Well, that's not
what I'm asking about!
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I just want to know…
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Who were my parents?
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What kind of people were they?
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There's no use asking about that.
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It won't bring the dead back.
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*MEETING*
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Now then,
for the next lesson.
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Instead of just
introducing yourselves,
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I want you to demonstrate
your ninjutsu skills.
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So, we'll try a basic jutsu.
The Clone Jutsu.
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First up is Sasuke Uchiha.
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Try it out.
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Uchiha? As in the Uchiha Clan?
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Yes, he's an elite among the elites.
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You always act so smug
and I can't stand it!
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Brag, after you prove it.
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I intend to.
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When did you—?!
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Well done.
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With this jutsu,
if you attack the real one—!
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It's useless.
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– What an idiot.
– So pitiful.
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Damn it!
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I'm gonna pulverize him today
for sure…
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Ya know!
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Damn it! Damn it!
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Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Damn it! Damn it!
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Oh man! Oh man!
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Even Choji?!
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Damn it!
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Definitely today!
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Definitely today!
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Definitely today!
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Next, Naruto Uzumaki. And…
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Sasuke Uchiha!
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Sasuke!
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Do your best, Sasuke!
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You're totally going to win!
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*Damn it!*
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*Why does he always*
*get the attention?*
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I'm not going to lose!
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Start!
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Amazing! He's so cool!
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Sasuke, you're terrific!
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*This guy…*
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*That look in his eyes…*
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*It's the same look that*
*everyone gives me.*
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*No…*
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*It's stronger than that.*
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*But…*
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*But it's not for me…*
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He pisses me off!
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Hey!
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Not him again!
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You rascal!
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Damn it, where did he go?!
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Over there!
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Serves you right!
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*I acted like the older brother*
*you desired…*
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*in order to measure your vessel.*
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Did you hear?
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Everyone in the Uchiha Clan
was killed.
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Yeah, I know.
I heard my dad talking about it.
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He's the only one who survived.
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Starting from today,
I get to wear this!
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Perfect!
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All right, I'm a genin from today!
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Let's see, we'll start with
the introductions.
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I'll go! I'll go!
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I'm Naruto Uzumaki!
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I love instant ramen.
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But I love the ramen at Ichiraku
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that Iruka Sensei treats me to
even more!
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And I hate having to wait
three minutes
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after pouring in the hot water.
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My future dream is…
to surpass the Hokage!
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And that's why I'm going to make
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everyone in the village
acknowledge me!
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Any hobbies?
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Playing pranks.
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Next.
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My name is Sasuke Uchiha.
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There are lots of things I hate.
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And not many things I like.
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Also, I have no intention of
saying I have a dream,
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but I do have an ambition.
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That is to…
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kill a certain man one day.
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That's it for the introductions.
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We start our mission tomorrow.
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What kind of mission?
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There is something just the four of us
are going to do.
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What? What?
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A survival exercise.
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I'll be your opponent,
but it won't just be an exercise.
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This is an extremely difficult test
that has a 66% failure rate.
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Sasuke, let's walk home together!
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No thanks.
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I'm finally a genin and
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I have no intention
on getting dropped.
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I'm going to train alone.
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I guess you're right.
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Putting on airs!
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All right!
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If Sasuke's going to train,
so will I!
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I'm not going to lose to him!
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Here I come, Kakashi Sensei!
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I'm going to be a genin,
no matter what!
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*Damn it… Of all people,*
*I had to get stuck*
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*with Sakura and that loser*
*in the three-man cell.*
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*I can pass, even by myself.*
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*I have a goal.*
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Okay, the clock's been
set to 12 o'clock.
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There are two bells here.
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Your task is to take these bells away
from me by noon.
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The one who fails to take
a bell gets no lunch.
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And failing the exercise means
failing the mission.
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In other words, at the very least,
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one of you will be returning
to the Academy.
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Ready…
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Start!
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I'm just going to go for it,
like I always do!
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*That loser.*
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MAKE-OUT PARADISE
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I'm gonna pulverize him!
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*Damn it!*
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*This…This wasn't supposed to…*
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Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu!
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Why should I steal a stupid bell?
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I can hide and eat right now!
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Thank you for the food!
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Hey.
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I was just joking.
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Too late!
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If you three had worked together,
you might have gotten the bell.
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This exercise was devised
to break up the team
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and see what you would do.
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Well, guys, I'm going to give
you one more chance.
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However, the afternoon
scramble for the bells
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will be much more difficult.
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If you accept the challenge,
eat your lunch.
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However, don't let Naruto eat.
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Huh?
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That's your punishment for
breaking the rule
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and attempting to eat lunch alone.
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If you give Naruto any food,
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you will be immediately
disqualified.
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I am the law here.
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Understand?
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Like I care if I don't get to eat.
I don't need any food!
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*To steal a bell from Kakashi…*
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*As much as I hate to admit it,*
*I can't do it alone.*
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*What should I do…?*
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*Combine the strength*
*of three into one…*
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Here…
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H-Hey Sasuke! Didn't you hear
what Sensei said?!
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It's all right. He's not around.
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The three of us will go and
get the bell this afternoon.
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It will be trouble
if he hinders me, so…
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Sakura!
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Thank you!
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You pass.
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In the ninja world,
those who break the rules are scum.
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But those who abandon their friends,
are worse than scum.
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That ends the survival exercise.
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You all pass.
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Okay, picture time. Look sharp!
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Why do I have to be in
the same picture as this guy?!
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That's what I'd like to know,
you loser!
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Say that again!
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Come on, guys.
This is a tradition.
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Team 7 will start its mission tomorrow!
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What?!
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The first one!
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Kakashi Sensei!
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The second one!
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*A-Amazing!*
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*Kakashi Sensei*
*was using a Substitution…*
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*I-I couldn't do a thing.*
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*Yet he…*
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*It's our first real combat situation…*
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*yet wasn't he scared at all?*
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*He looked like nothing*
*was happening,
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*and didn't even get*
*his clothes dirty…*
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*and he saved me?*
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Hey…
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Are you hurt, scaredy cat?
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*Why're we so different?*
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*How come I'm always the one…?*
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*Damn it!*
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*I'll never let myself get*
*into a situation*
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*where I need to be rescued.*
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*And I won't get scared*
*or run away.*
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*I swear it on the pain*
*of this left hand!*
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If you don't want to
owe me anything,
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you should just get stronger
than me, you loser.
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Damn it! I'll catch up to you and
surpass you in strength!
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Next on Naruto Shippuden: "Rivals"
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RIVALS
When did he
get this strong?
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RIVALS
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Tune in again!