# E36 - The Fake Smile
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**[00:35] ---**
*Resembles Sasuke, huh...?*
**[00:36] ---**
*I guess there's
*a small resemblance, but...*
**[00:42] ---**
What is it?
**[00:45] ---**
*He kind of talks like...him too...*
**[00:49] ---**
Please don't stare at me like that...
**[00:51] ---**
I'll pound you.
**[00:54] ---**
Hey! You tick me off with
everything you say!
**[00:58] ---**
*He doesn't resemble Sasuke at all!*
**[01:02] ---**
I don't really mean it.
**[01:05] ---**
You liar!
**[01:07] ---**
I'm just trying to portray myself
like that kind of character.
**[01:11] ---**
Portray yourself...?
**[01:14] ---**
Then you *do* mean it!
**[01:18] ---**
You won't do at all!
**[01:34] ---**
You really tick me off!
**[01:38] ---**
Hey! Hey! Don't act like that...
**[01:41] ---**
in front of your captain, Naruto.
**[01:45] ---**
I'm sure Kakashi taught you
**[01:47] ---**
that trust and teamwork
are most important to a team.
**[01:56] ---**
You were on the same team
as the great Kakashi...
**[01:59] ---**
Make-Out Paradise
Deluxe Edition
**[02:02] ---**
What's your problem?
**[02:05] ---**
He's not a member of Team Kakashi!
**[02:08] ---**
The other member of
our Team Kakashi is...
**[02:15] ---**
Sasuke!
**[02:18] ---**
This guy was just chosen to
cover the loss of Sasuke...
**[02:24] ---**
I don't acknowledge him
as a team member...
**[02:34] ---**
Well...
**[02:38] ---**
That's actually easier for me.
**[02:44] ---**
He betrayed the Leaf
**[02:47] ---**
and ran off
to serve Orochimaru...
**[02:50] ---**
I don't want to be lumped together
with a cockroach along the same lines...
**[02:59] ---**
as Orochimaru.
**[03:02] ---**
Y-You creep!
**[03:07] ---**
Teamwork is indeed important.
**[03:12] ---**
Sai... Naruto still doesn't know you
very well.
**[03:18] ---**
So he may have been out of line.
**[03:26] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[03:28] ---**
Please forgive Naruto...
**[03:32] ---**
Sakura...
**[03:35] ---**
Thank goodness I've got at least
one kid who's less objectionable.
**[03:39] ---**
It's okay. It doesn't bother me.
**[03:42] ---**
Really? Thank goodness.
**[05:21] ---**
*The Fake Smile
*
**[05:26] ---**
I wonder if they're getting along...
**[05:29] ---**
The new Team Kakashi, that is.
**[05:32] ---**
I'm sure it'll work out.
**[05:34] ---**
They're not rookies anymore.
**[05:37] ---**
They're full-fledged Shinobi now.
**[05:40] ---**
But it seems Naruto and
the new team member Sai...
**[05:44] ---**
aren't really getting along very well.
**[05:48] ---**
And who's fault was it that
a team member Naruto can't get along with
**[05:51] ---**
was added to Team Kakashi?!
**[05:55] ---**
I-I never thought one of
Lord Danzo's subordinates
**[05:59] ---**
would end up joining their team...
**[06:04] ---**
There's no time for excuses!
Get a move on!
**[06:09] ---**
Find out about Danzo's intentions
and Sai's background!
**[06:13] ---**
Got it, Shizune?!
**[06:15] ---**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[06:18] ---**
I've left the Naruto and Sai matter
to Sakura.
**[06:22] ---**
She should be able to set things right!
**[06:24] ---**
About that Sakura...
**[06:27] ---**
What is it?!
**[06:28] ---**
N-No, it's nothing.
**[06:38] ---**
*I get the feeling...*
**[06:40] ---**
*Sakura's becoming more and more
*like Lady Tsunade these days...*
**[06:45] ---**
*I hope she can mediate between
*Naruto and Sai all right.*
**[06:53] ---**
*Surely she isn't throwing gas
*on the fire...*
**[07:08] ---**
*What--?!*
**[07:18] ---**
You don't have to...forgive me.
**[07:37] ---**
You tricked me good...
with your fake smile earlier...
**[07:49] ---**
And here you don't even know
anything about Sasuke...
**[07:53] ---**
Don't you ever speak ill about him!
**[08:00] ---**
If you insult Sasuke again,
**[08:03] ---**
I won't hold back.
**[08:13] ---**
Fine... I won't say anything like that
in front of you again.
**[08:20] ---**
So that's another way of using
a fake smile, huh...?
**[08:26] ---**
I'll remember that.
**[08:28] ---**
How can you grin like that
after getting punched?!
**[08:32] ---**
A smile is the best way to get
through a tough situation.
**[08:39] ---**
Even if it's a fake smile.
**[08:49] ---**
Surprisingly enough,
everyone gets fooled.
**[08:53] ---**
That's what it said in the book.
**[08:56] ---**
It seems it doesn't really work
if I do it, though.
**[09:00] ---**
You jerk!
**[09:02] ---**
Four-Pillar Prison Jutsu!
**[09:17] ---**
I'll really toss you guys into
this cell if you keep fighting.
**[09:22] ---**
We don't have much time
until we get to the Tenchi Bridge.
**[09:26] ---**
That being said...
**[09:29] ---**
we've still got enough time
to take a little detour.
**[09:33] ---**
Th-This is...
**[09:40] ---**
*This is the secret Jutsu that
*only the First Hokage could use...*
**[09:43] ---**
*The Wood Style Ninjutsu!*
**[09:46] ---**
*How come Captain Yamato
*can use the Wood Style Ninjutsu?*
**[09:56] ---**
*Who the heck is this guy...?*
**[10:00] ---**
As your peacemaker,
I offer you this suggestion.
**[10:04] ---**
In order to improve your rapport,
**[10:07] ---**
I can toss you guys into
this cell for a full day
**[10:10] ---**
or we can stay at a hot spring inn
for a night.
**[10:13] ---**
Which would you prefer?
**[10:16] ---**
You guys probably don't really
know me all that well.
**[10:19] ---**
I prefer the kind and gentle approach,
**[10:24] ---**
but I'm not against controlling you
by fear either.
**[10:53] ---**
Sure enough, getting naked together
like this is a great way to bond, isn't it?!
**[11:02] ---**
Don't you think so?
**[11:05] ---**
Y-Yes, that's right!
**[11:07] ---**
*His eyes are totally scary!*
**[11:10] ---**
*He's already controlling us
*with fear...*
**[11:13] ---**
Oh... So you *do*
have "equipment," after all.
**[11:31] ---**
Don't be looking!
**[11:33] ---**
Naruto...?
**[11:35] ---**
Shut up with all that talk about
my "equipment!"
**[11:44] ---**
*For crying out loud, Naruto...
*You're talking too loud!*
**[11:48] ---**
You jerk!
**[11:51] ---**
It's your fault I'm being laughed at...
**[11:55] ---**
Aren't you glad that Sakura's pleased, too?
**[12:00] ---**
Sakura...?
**[12:05] ---**
Now then...
**[12:11] ---**
I'm getting out now.
**[12:16] ---**
Before that, let me tell you
an interesting story, Naruto.
**[12:23] ---**
When Master Jiraiya was young,
there was one time when he almost died.
**[12:29] ---**
He broke six ribs and both arms,
and several of his internal organs ruptured...
**[12:35] ---**
It seems Lady Tsunade beat him up
real good with her incredible strength...
**[12:43] ---**
This happened because
he did what you're now...
**[12:46] ---**
attempting to do...
**[12:52] ---**
I wonder
what Sakura would do....
**[13:50] ---**
It looks like
things are going to get busy...
**[14:12] ---**
Come in.
**[14:13] ---**
Excuse me.
**[14:16] ---**
Shall I start preparing your meals?
**[14:20] ---**
Yes, please.
**[14:21] ---**
I'll bring them right away then.
**[14:44] ---**
That was a nice bath.
**[14:53] ---**
Naruto...
**[14:57] ---**
I'll be getting out, too...
**[15:01] ---**
Please be careful not to stay
in the water too long. You'll get dizzy.
**[15:17] ---**
*Idiot, idiot, are you an idiot?*
**[15:27] ---**
I've never seen such magnificent food!
**[15:32] ---**
Man, it sure looks good...
**[15:35] ---**
Say! Say! Captain Yamato!
**[15:38] ---**
What is it, Naruto?
**[15:39] ---**
Is it really okay if we eat all this?
**[15:42] ---**
Sure. Help yourself.
**[15:45] ---**
Yes! Thank you!
**[15:49] ---**
Thank you.
**[15:53] ---**
What should I start with...?
**[16:01] ---**
Mmm, tasty!
**[16:10] ---**
It *really* is good.
**[16:24] ---**
If we get food this
awesome every mission,
**[16:27] ---**
Captain Yamato can stay
with us forever!
**[16:30] ---**
Yeah, that's right.
**[16:32] ---**
Let's have Kakashi Sensei stay
in the hospital a little while longer.
**[16:41] ---**
Umm...when can I eat...?
**[16:47] ---**
For awhile, you'll only
get food intravenously.
**[16:49] ---**
You still can't move your arms
and legs freely, after all...
**[16:53] ---**
Oh, I see...
**[16:55] ---**
Once you can move your arms and legs,
you'll go on a liquid diet.
**[16:59] ---**
It'll still be quite awhile before
you can eat solid food.
**[17:08] ---**
I want to...eat something...
**[17:11] ---**
I'm stuffed...
**[17:19] ---**
Thank you for the meal.
**[17:21] ---**
Thank you.
**[17:33] ---**
Now then, normally after dinner,
**[17:36] ---**
I'd want to have a meeting
regarding the mission...
**[17:42] ---**
But the reason why we're staying here
**[17:43] ---**
is for improvement of your rapport.
**[17:46] ---**
Let's forget about
the serious stuff for now.
**[17:48] ---**
Now you're talking, Captain Yamato.
**[17:51] ---**
Instead we'll definitely have
a meeting tomorrow!
**[17:56] ---**
Could it be we're going to stay at
a hot springs inn tomorrow, too?
**[17:59] ---**
No, cut me some slack on that one.
My wallet won't make it.
**[18:04] ---**
Then could it be that
you're paying for this place
**[18:07] ---**
out of your own pocket, Captain Yamato?
**[18:09] ---**
Yes.
**[18:10] ---**
Awesome! You're sure generous!
**[18:16] ---**
It's settled! Captain Yamato will be
the captain of Team Kakashi!
**[18:20] ---**
Yeah! I second that!
**[19:14] ---**
I sure slept well.
**[19:29] ---**
The weather's nice today, too.
**[19:52] ---**
Sai...
**[20:01] ---**
What's he doing over there...?
**[21:36] ---**
Oh, Sai. So you draw, huh?
**[21:39] ---**
Is there something you want?
**[21:40] ---**
Nothing special. I was just thinking
that surprisingly enough,
**[21:42] ---**
you've got a sensitive side
despite being so foul-mouthed.
**[21:45] ---**
You really just haven't finished
hitting me, have you?
**[21:50] ---**
No way. Hey, I just came to have
a peek at what you're drawing.
**[21:53] ---**
I see.
**[21:54] ---**
But it's strange.
**[21:55] ---**
I totally thought you were drawing
a landscape since you're out here drawing.
**[21:59] ---**
Hey, this is an abstract, isn't it...?
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