E71 - Atrocious, Annoying Legend of the Universe's King of Forgetting Homework, Sir!

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[00:01] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:01] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
[01:33] ---
    There are inhabitants of the limitless
    expanse of the great universe.
[01:37] ---
    Those inhabitants are planets.
[01:40] ---
    And living on one of
    those planets is us humans...
[01:47] ---
    "If we humans, the
    inhabitants of the planet Earth,
[01:49] ---
    are recognized as life forms,
[01:52] ---
    could we not say that planets,
    the inhabitants of the universe,
SIGN    Celestial Bodies within the Milky Way Galaxy
[01:55] ---
    are also life forms?"
[02:00] ---
    The universe is so deep.
[02:03] ---
    This game is so deep.
[02:06] ---
    Master Fuyuki, don't you need
    to do your homework, sir?
[02:10] ---
    What? Why did you bring that up?
[02:13] ---
    I heard from Lady Natsumi,
    you know, sir.
[02:16] ---
    It seems you always end up
    working frantically at the last minute.
[02:20] ---
    Sheesh. That's not any of Sis's business.
[02:23] ---
    It's fine. Right now,
    this book is more important.
[02:28] ---
    Don't look at me if you get
    into trouble later, sir.
[02:35] ---
    Atrocious, Annoying Legend of the
    Universe's King of Forgetting Homework, Sir!
[02:41] ---
    What'll I do?!
SIGN    Tremble Tremble
[02:48] ---
    Th-This isn't normal.
[02:50] ---
    What's this about?
[02:51] ---
    Yes, the truth is...
SIGN    Invasion Quota Submission Directive Priority
[02:56] ---
    Wha?!
SIGN    Invasion Quota
[02:57] ---
    Th-This is...
SIGN    Submission
[02:59] ---
    ...an invasion quota submission directive
     from Planet Keron HQ?!
SIGN    Aiiiieeeeee!
[03:09] ---
    "As a midterm report on how
    the invasion of Pekopon is going,
[03:13] ---
    you are to submit tangible evidence
    of your progress.
[03:15] ---
    Furthermore, if you fail to turn
    in your submission by the deadline,
[03:19] ---
    there may be a forced withdrawal
    in store for the Keroro Platoon.
[03:22] ---
    You have been warned."
[03:24] ---
    The deadline is... tomorrow!
SIGN    Forced Withdrawal
[03:28] ---
    Goodbye!
[03:32] ---
    Not only that, but this letter
     arrived half a year ago!
[03:35] ---
    It was buried in a mountain
    of un-built Gundam models
[03:38] ---
    and he just found it earlier...
[03:41] ---
    How could you do this to us?!
[03:43] ---
    You stupid, stupid, stupid,
    stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
[03:45] ---
    Oh, stupid, stupid, stupid,
    stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid me!
[03:48] ---
    Think of something we can do!
[03:49] ---
    Easy for you to say!
SIGN    Kululun Felonies
[03:52] ---
    I know! Lady Momoka's family
     is rich, so just maybe!
[03:56] ---
    That's it! Contact Tamama right away!
[04:00] ---
    I am sorry, but we cannot agree to that.
[04:04] ---
    What?! Why not?!
[04:07] ---
    We do have a couple of islands
    we aren't using...
[04:09] ---
    It is outrageous that the invaders
    should seek the cooperation
[04:12] ---
    of those they intend to invade.
[04:15] ---
    In other words...
SIGN    Do your own homework.
[04:17] ---
    Do your own homework!
[04:19] ---
    ...is what it comes down to.
[04:24] ---
    We got rejected point-blank.
[04:26] ---
    S-Sorry for putting you
    through that unpleasantness.
[04:29] ---
    What? Use Kululu's pen to draw
    a piece of land for you?
[04:33] ---
    Come on, don't ask for
    something so absurd out of the blue.
[04:39] ---
    Oh, hello?
[04:40] ---
    Is this the prime minister's
    official residence?
[04:42] ---
    Would you happen to have
    an extra prefecture somewhere?
[04:44] ---
    If you wouldn't mind,
    I'd like you to share a bit...
SIGN    Click!
[04:48] ---
    Since it's come to this!
[04:50] ---
    We'll submit the Hinata
    residence here for now
[04:52] ---
    Whoa! Our house!
[04:52] ---
    and then have them
    return it later. How's that?
[04:55] ---
    You think Natsumi
    would just let us do that?!
[04:59] ---
    Stupid frog!
[05:00] ---
    You're right.
[05:01] ---
    If things go wrong, I could die.
[05:03] ---
    Aw, man! What should we do?!
[05:06] ---
    This is all your fault to begin with!
[05:09] ---
    Yeah, that's right! I'm the one at fault!
[05:12] ---
    I'm always the one at fault, sir!
[05:15] ---
    It is all over.
[05:17] ---
    Will this mean goodbye with you, too?
[05:20] ---
    Nin.
[05:21] ---
    But this is still a bit too sudden...
[05:28] ---
    Giroro-senpai!
[05:29] ---
    G-Giroro, don't be rash, sir!
[05:31] ---
    Darn it! Don't stop me!
[05:32] ---
    If we just bring them under military
    control now, that'll be the end of it!
[05:36] ---
    Corporal Giroro, moving out!
[05:39] ---
    Can no one stop Giroro now?!
[05:42] ---
    Click!
[05:47] ---
    Sleep for a while.
[05:49] ---
    You dummy!
[05:51] ---
    If we could've invaded them so easily,
[05:53] ---
    we wouldn't be having
    such trouble, sir!
[05:54] ---
    Isn't there something we can do,
    Sergeant Major Kululu, sir?
[05:57] ---
    They want tangible evidence
     of our progress,
[06:01] ---
    so hacking the data with our computers
    won't do us any good.
[06:06] ---
    However.
[06:07] ---
    There is a way.
[06:09] ---
    One absolute last resort.
SIGN    Kukukuku...
[06:14] ---
    Really, sir?!
[06:15] ---
    It's a simple trick.
[06:17] ---
    All that's left is for you
    to decide, Commander.
[06:21] ---
    That's...
[06:24] ---
    What?!
[06:29] ---
    W-We can do something
    like that, sir?
[06:32] ---
    I told you, it's a simple trick.
SIGN    Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum
[06:36] ---
    Now, Commander,
[06:38] ---
    shall we do it?
[06:39] ---
    Or do we just go back to Keron?
SIGN    Clench
[06:43] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu, this
    operation will be strictly top secret.
[06:48] ---
    Hyper-secret, sir.
[06:50] ---
    Roger.
SIGN    Roooaaarrr
[06:57] ---
    This is one operation
    we can't afford to screw up!
[07:00] ---
    We'll pull through this,
    no matter what, sir!
[07:07] ---
    That night.
[07:13] ---
    With the utmost secrecy,
[07:14] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu's
    invention was launched
[07:16] ---
    into the airspace above
    the Hinata residence.
[07:21] ---
    Altitude stabilization confirmed.
[07:23] ---
    Activating.
[07:24] ---
    We're counting on you, sir.
SIGN    Day of the Deadline
[07:28] ---
    And the next day,
[07:30] ---
    people did not yet
    have any way to know
[07:32] ---
    about the abnormal phenomena that
    were beginning to occur on Earth.
[07:35] ---
    Sheesh! It's supposed to be
    Sarge's turn to take out the trash today!
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Municipal Pool
[07:43] ---
    What?! The water in the pool disappeared?!
[07:46] ---
    Yeah.
[07:48] ---
    It should've been full of water,
    but it suddenly dried up.
[07:51] ---
    We're in the middle of
    fixing things right now.
[07:53] ---
    They say the pool at school is
    out of commission, too, Natsumi.
[07:57] ---
    What the heck?!
SIGN    Kissho Park Please no games involving balls inside the park.
[07:58] ---
    And it's the perfect day
    to go to a pool, too.
[08:15] ---
    As we have shown you,
[08:16] ---
    strange, unexplained incidents have
    been confirmed all across Inner-Tokyo
[08:19] ---
    where objects such as trash, sand,
    and gravel have been disappearing.
[08:23] ---
    Furthermore, within the same region,
[08:23] ---
    I'm back!
[08:25] ---
    there are reports that the water in
    pools at schools and public facilities
SIGN    Summer Mystery
    Unexplained Disappearances
[08:27] ---
    has all dried up at once.
[08:29] ---
    Wow! It's on the news!
[08:29] ---
    There is currently a localized warning
    for abnormally dry conditions,
[08:32] ---
    Sis.
[08:34] ---
    so please be extremely careful
    with all sources of fire.
[08:34] ---
    I have an odd feeling about this...
[08:37] ---
    And it seems incredibly familiar.
[08:40] ---
    Y-You don't mean...
SIGN    We're not doing anything bad today, so there's no need for you to be suspicious!
[08:44] ---
    "We're not doing anything bad today,
[08:47] ---
    so there's no need for you
    to be suspicious!"
[08:51] ---
    Bingo.
[08:52] ---
    It helps a lot that he's so profoundly stupid.
[08:55] ---
    All personnel, report on the
    current situation, sir!
[08:58] ---
    RA-01's total volume
[09:01] ---
    has reached approximately
    one ten-billionth of the original.
[09:05] ---
    Oxygen, silicon, iron, magnesium,
[09:07] ---
    aluminum, nickel, sulfur,
    antimony, and others...
[09:11] ---
    No problems with the ratio of elements.
[09:13] ---
    Manifestation of the
    dynamo theory confirmed.
[09:15] ---
    Formation of an independent
    magnetic field has also been detected.
[09:18] ---
    This is totally gibberish to me!
[09:22] ---
    Looks like it's complete for the
    purposes of our submission, at least.
[09:26] ---
    Maybe we should stop around here...
[09:29] ---
    Not yet!
[09:31] ---
    Now that we've come this far,
    we'll make it even bigger
SIGN    Greed Greed
[09:34] ---
    and show off just how capable
    I am to the folks at HQ, sir!
SIGN    Stupid Frog!!
[09:38] ---
    Hey, you stupid frog!
    Where are you?! Answer me!
[09:43] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[09:44] ---
    So she figured it out, after all.
[09:46] ---
    You can hear me, right, stupid frog?!
[09:49] ---
    W-We must persevere, sir.
[09:49] ---
    All the weird things happening
    across the city are your doing, right?!
[09:51] ---
    This is the one time we
    cannot give ground, sir!
[09:54] ---
    Well, Sis?
[09:55] ---
    He's being pretty stubborn.
[09:58] ---
    Fuyuki, bring the stupid frog's
    favorite Gundam model over here.
[10:01] ---
    Huh? Wh-What are you going to do?
[10:03] ---
    Sh-She wouldn't!
[10:05] ---
    Endure it, Keroro!
[10:08] ---
    No response...
[10:09] ---
    Hey, enough's enough...
[10:11] ---
    Hold on, Sis!
[10:15] ---
    Sarge, can you hear me?
[10:17] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[10:18] ---
    Please, Sarge, we won't get mad,
    so come on out.
[10:23] ---
    I don't know what your reasons are,
     but we're friends, aren't we?
[10:28] ---
    Please understand, Master Fuyuki.
[10:31] ---
    I... I...
[10:34] ---
    ...do not want to say
    goodbye to all of you, sir.
[10:39] ---
    Uncle...
[10:42] ---
    Keroro.
[10:44] ---
    It's fine. Let them see it, too.
[10:47] ---
    There's no use hiding it any longer.
[10:53] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu, there's no worry
    of interference anymore, right?
[10:57] ---
    I suppose not.
[10:58] ---
    Then transport the two here, sir.
[11:01] ---
    Roger.
[11:02] ---
    Click!
[11:07] ---
    So I guess you've decided to give in.
[11:09] ---
    Now, let's hear a complete
    explanation of what you're up to!
[11:14] ---
    You won't get mad?
[11:15] ---
    Depends.
[11:16] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu,
    put it on the monitor, sir.
[11:19] ---
    Roger.
[11:26] ---
    The ocean?
[11:27] ---
    What about it?
[11:30] ---
    Zooming out.
[11:32] ---
    Click!
[11:35] ---
    What?!
[11:41] ---
    Wha?!
[11:48] ---
    What is this?!
[11:52] ---
    Um, we were making a Pekopon.
[11:58] ---
    The top secret operation
[11:59] ---
    that Sergeant Keroro and
    the others were working on...
[12:01] ---
    Astonishingly, their objective
    was to create a miniature Earth.
[12:05] ---
    Will their plan actually succeed?
[12:08] ---
    And what will become
    of the Keroro Platoon?
[12:24] ---
    Wow...
[12:29] ---
    Sergeant Keroro and his platoon
    started making a miniature Earth
[12:32] ---
    in the sky over the Hinata residence.
[12:33] ---
    Can their operation possibly be
    successful this time?!
[12:39] ---
    I-Is this real?
[12:41] ---
    It's a super-super-scaled down
    Pekopon replica.
[12:44] ---
    It even has oceans and land.
[12:46] ---
    I never imagined you were
    making something like this.
[12:51] ---
    Want to try going there?
    To the freshly-made Pekopon?
[12:55] ---
    We can go there?!
[12:56] ---
    Of course.
[12:57] ---
    I wanna go! I wanna go!
[12:59] ---
    Get on that round panel over there.
[13:05] ---
    A party of two!
[13:07] ---
    Click!
[13:45] ---
    It's beautiful...
[13:47] ---
    Yeah.
[13:51] ---
    Ooh! This is excellent
    craftsmanship, sir!
[13:55] ---
    Current diameter is approximately 1.5 km.
[13:58] ---
    It has grown to the size
    of a small meteoroid.
[14:00] ---
    Or, like, steady progress?
[14:02] ---
    How in the world did you
    make something like this?
[14:06] ---
    Well, it's a simple trick.
[14:09] ---
    First, we used a missile to set up a
    small gravitational core up in the sky.
[14:15] ---
    Once it was at a stable altitude,
[14:16] ---
    we borrowed elemental
    components from the real Pekopon
[14:19] ---
    in amounts that wouldn't be too obvious.
[14:23] ---
    After that, we just had to combine
    the elements at the proper ratios,
[14:26] ---
    and we had our replica Pekopon
    in no time at all.
[14:30] ---
    Th-That's amazing!
[14:32] ---
    What are you doing being impressed?!
[14:34] ---
    At any rate,
[14:35] ---
    if you think you're going to
    make a resort to enjoy all by yourselves,
[14:37] ---
    you'd better think again!
[14:39] ---
    I didn't get to go swimming
    because of you guys, after all.
[14:42] ---
    So I'm going to use this place as a pool!
[14:45] ---
    What?! Th-That's kind of...
[14:47] ---
    You got a problem with that?
[14:49] ---
    No, not really.
[14:51] ---
    Now that that's settled!
[14:55] ---
    Hurry up, Mom!
[14:57] ---
    See? Look! Isn't it incredible?!
[14:59] ---
    Talk about a surprise!
[15:00] ---
    Kero-chan and the others made this?
[15:03] ---
    Wow...
[15:05] ---
    What a beautiful sandy beach!
[15:08] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[15:09] ---
    Right!
[15:10] ---
    There!
[15:14] ---
    Hey, are you sure this is okay, Keroro?
[15:16] ---
    W-Well, we still have time until
    the submission deadline, so...
[15:20] ---
    Let us enjoy it as well, sir!
[15:22] ---
    Please wait for me, Mr. Sergeant!
[15:25] ---
    Y-You dumbos!
[15:26] ---
    Tamama, here you are, sir!
[15:29] ---
    Aw, no fair!
[15:31] ---
    Beautiful.
[15:33] ---
    It is certainly a beautiful ocean.
[15:38] ---
    However, there is not a
    single fish swimming in it.
[15:43] ---
    The vitality of life is
    nowhere to be found here.
[15:49] ---
    Wow! That's an amazing view, isn't it?
[15:52] ---
    You could search the entire world,
[15:54] ---
    and you would not find a resort
    as beautiful as this.
[15:57] ---
    It's freshly-made, after all.
[16:01] ---
    I see.
[16:03] ---
    So this is how beautiful Earth was
    when it was first made.
[16:08] ---
    Come to think of it, her eyes were...
[16:11] ---
    ...the color of this ocean, weren't they?
[16:15] ---
    That was during last year's summer break.
[16:16] ---
    Fuyuki had a wondrous
    encounter with a Nontolma girl.
[16:22] ---
    What's wrong, Fuyuki-kun?
[16:24] ---
    What?! Oh, no, um, nothing...
[16:27] ---
    It's nothing.
SIGN    Sigh...
[16:30] ---
    Nothing, my foot!
[16:32] ---
    The look on his face says
    there's definitely something!
[16:34] ---
    Darn iiiiiiit!
[16:41] ---
    And now...
[16:43] ---
    After all this time,
    this day is finally upon us.
[16:47] ---
    But on Earth right now, there's Fuyuki.
[16:59] ---
    Aw, everyone looks like
    they're having so much fun.
[17:02] ---
    Lucky them. I want to go play
    with Uncle and the others, too.
[17:07] ---
    This is bad.
[17:08] ---
    It's ended up getting pretty big.
[17:11] ---
    They might get wind of us soon.
[17:13] ---
    Get wind of us?
[17:15] ---
    I told you, remember?
[17:16] ---
    That this plan is an absolute last resort?
[17:20] ---
    Huh?
[17:21] ---
    Koyuki-chan! Mom! Over here!
[17:25] ---
    Freeze. Hands up.
[17:29] ---
    What's wrong, Natsumi?
[17:32] ---
    Do not resist.
[17:33] ---
    Remain calm.
[17:35] ---
    Or things will get messy for you.
[17:37] ---
    Wh-Wh-What? What?
[17:38] ---
    Or, like, persons unknown?
[17:40] ---
    Hmph! So they did find out.
[17:45] ---
    What is this?! What's going on?!
[17:46] ---
    That is as far as you go, poyo!
[17:48] ---
    Oof. Oof. Poyoyoyoyo...
[17:51] ---
    That's...!
[17:53] ---
    From the Andromeda police station...
[17:56] ---
    ...I am Space Police Officer Poyon, poyo!
[18:00] ---
    What?! What's a police officer want with us?
[18:03] ---
    It's no use playing dumb, poyo!
[18:05] ---
    You're all about to be arrested soon, poyo!
[18:08] ---
    Arrested?!
[18:09] ---
    Under space law,
[18:10] ---
    planets are recognized as the
    largest unit of life in the universe, poyo!
[18:15] ---
    So artificially creating planets is
    an extremely grave offense, poyo!
[18:20] ---
    Planets are... life forms...!
[18:23] ---
    According to my calculations,
[18:25] ---
    this celestial body will qualify as
    a planet in just a little while, poyo.
[18:29] ---
    When it does, all parties involved
    will be rounded up, poyo!
[18:33] ---
    What?!
[18:34] ---
    By any chance, does that
    mean that we're included, too?!
[18:37] ---
    I was only following orders!
[18:40] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu, cancel
    the operation immediately! Cancel!
[18:44] ---
    The thing is, that's
    what I've been trying to do,
[18:46] ---
    but it won't stop,
    no matter what I do.
[18:49] ---
    Looks like it's gone out of control.
[18:51] ---
    What?!
[18:51] ---
    Out of control?!
SIGN    Not good!! Watch out!! Danger!! We're done for!!
[18:52] ---
    The cause is a complete mystery.
SIGN    Breaking!! Out of control!! Spinning!! You moron!!
[18:54] ---
    My contraption should be flawless.
SIGN    This is killing me... Stop it... I'm getting tired... Hurry up...
SIGN    Seriously... Give me a break Come on, man... Get real...
[18:57] ---
    It's as if it's under the control of a will
[18:59] ---
    that belongs to someone other than us!
[19:04] ---
    A will belonging to someone else?!
[19:07] ---
    Never mind violating space law.
[19:09] ---
    If the gravitational core
    continues to run amuck,
[19:11] ---
    the real Pekopon will be stripped
    of all its matter and cease to exist!
[19:16] ---
    No way!
[19:17] ---
    What?!
[19:19] ---
    Nin!
[19:21] ---
    What a terrible predicament!
[19:22] ---
    No... No!
SIGN    Homework
[19:27] ---
    All I didn't do my homework...
[19:30] ---
    ...Pekopon will be... Pekopon will be...!
[19:35] ---
    Keroro, you dumbo! How do you plan
    to take responsibility for this?!
[19:39] ---
    Stupid frog!
[19:40] ---
    Is Earth going to disappear?!
[19:42] ---
    Kero-chan!
[19:43] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[19:44] ---
    Sarge!
[19:47] ---
    Sarge!
[19:48] ---
    Isn't there something you can do?!
    Isn't there some way?!
[19:51] ---
    Sarge!
[19:52] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[19:52] ---
    I don't know.
[19:53] ---
    Keroro!
[19:53] ---
    Stupid frog!
[19:54] ---
    I don't know what I should do anymore.
[19:54] ---
    Kero-chan!
[19:55] ---
    Hey, frog!
[19:56] ---
    I don't know!
SIGN    Uncle!!
[20:01] ---
    Uncle!
[20:04] ---
    Please don't cry, Uncle!
[20:05] ---
    That voice...
[20:07] ---
    A goddess?
[20:10] ---
    No, I am the Great Lord of Terror.
[20:16] ---
    Angol Mois!
[20:18] ---
    Come from on high!
[20:19] ---
    I will destroy this planet!
[20:22] ---
    Everyone, please evacuate!
[20:24] ---
    But if you destroy it here,
    the city below will be...!
[20:27] ---
    It will be all right.
[20:29] ---
    Angol Tribe Ultimate Esoteric Technique,
[20:31] ---
    Book of Destruction Fifty-Seven!
SIGN    Black
[20:36] ---
    Black Armageddon!
SIGN    Armageddon
[20:50] ---
    Instead of making it break up outwardly,
[20:52] ---
    Black Armageddon is a finishing technique
[20:54] ---
    that makes the planet
    implode into nonexistence!
[21:00] ---
    Poyo.
[21:01] ---
    Just barely in time, poyo.
[21:21] ---
    The replica Pekopon is now
    a shadow of its former self.
[21:24] ---
    Should we try submitting it to HQ anyway?
[21:27] ---
    Yeah.
SIGN    Presenting: This is Pekopon.
[21:30] ---
    Sergeant Keroro submitted
    the ruined replica Pekopon
[21:33] ---
    on the premise that it couldn't hurt,
[21:34] ---
    and unexpectedly, HQ accepted it
    with a somewhat confounded air
[21:37] ---
    for "the courage of
    attempting the submission,"
[21:39] ---
    and they were spared
    the forced withdrawal!
[21:47] ---
    It's as if it's under the control of a will
[21:49] ---
    that belongs to someone other than us!
[21:52] ---
    A will that belongs to someone else...
    who could it have been?
[21:57] ---
    Maybe it was the Earth's desire
    to experience a beautiful rebirth.
[22:02] ---
    Hey, Fuyuki!
[22:04] ---
    You're slacking off again!
[22:06] ---
    I'm not helping with any of your homework,
[22:08] ---
    even if you come crying to me
    at the eleventh hour!
[22:11] ---
    I know that, Sis! I'm working on it
    like I'm supposed to!
SIGN    Celestial Bodies within the Milky Way Galaxy
[22:14] ---
    What a lie!
     You were just spacing out!
[22:16] ---
    Everyone, try to get your
    homework finished up early, too.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[23:54] ---
    556 here!
[23:55] ---
    Summer is hot!
[23:56] ---
    But don't let that make you
    consume too many cold foods!
[23:59] ---
    If you have any leftovers,
    Lavie and I will take them off your hands!
[24:02] ---
    Don't be shy! I won't be!
[24:05] ---
    Never mind that. Next time, it's yummy!
[24:08] ---
    "Keroro's Iron Chef Challenge, Sir!"
[24:11] ---
    "Tamama's Most Powerful
    Warrior Challenge, Sir!"
[24:15] ---
    These two stories.
    How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Mmm, yummy!