E257 - Keroro: Revision of Episode One, Sir! / Keroro Platoon War Chronicle: New Episode Number One, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    The planet Keron,
     located far away from Earth.
[01:35] ---
    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
    is a docu-drama series
[01:38] ---
    about the Keroro Platoon's
    activities on Earth,
[01:41] ---
    which they call Pekopon,
    and it's caught on in a big way.
SIGN    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
[01:52] ---
    Keroro: Revision of Episode One, Sir!
[01:57] ---
    And so, we're counting on you,
     Sergeant Keroro.
[02:01] ---
    R-Roger, sir!
[02:05] ---
    And that's all HQ has to say.
[02:08] ---
    Or, like, broadcast relay?
[02:10] ---
    Still...
[02:12] ---
    ...I couldn't ask for a
    better chance than this!
SIGN    The
SIGN    Chance
[02:15] ---
    Lady Mois! Give all the members of
    the platoon an emergency summons!
[02:19] ---
    Roger!
[02:20] ---
    Or, like, rapid response?
[02:23] ---
    Emergency summons?
[02:25] ---
    Has he finally gotten serious
    about our objective?
[02:27] ---
    I am excited!
[02:31] ---
    I wonder what this is about.
[02:34] ---
    We're here, Keroro!
[02:35] ---
    What's the first mission of the new year?
[02:37] ---
    Gero gero...
[02:39] ---
    You're all late.
[02:40] ---
    What?!
[02:41] ---
    The year has only just started
[02:43] ---
    and already you're showing me
    you don't have a soldier's bearing.
[02:48] ---
    But that's okay.
[02:49] ---
    What the...?
[02:50] ---
    This unusual atmosphere...
[02:53] ---
    I feel like he is trying to elevate the mood,
     but it is just not working...
[02:58] ---
    All right, I'll explain the
    first mission of the new year!
[03:02] ---
    Perk your noses up and listen!
[03:05] ---
    That's "ears," not "nose." "Ears."
[03:07] ---
    Observe!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon
     War Chronicle
[03:10] [SONG] ---
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[03:13] ---
    This is... Keroro Platoon War Chronicle!
[03:15] ---
    The serialized documentary series
     broadcast back home
[03:16] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[03:17] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[03:18] ---
    that's based on the record
    of our exploits on Pekopon?
[03:23] ---
    Even little kids love the show, which is
[03:23] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[03:24] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
     an umbrella, it never rains.
[03:26] ---
    nonfiction artfully arranged from lies.
SIGN    Keroro Platoon
     War Chronicle
[03:30] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[03:31] ---
    And the show has been
    on the air for six grand years now.
[03:33] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[03:37] ---
    Six years?!
[03:38] ---
    Hi! I'm Kululu!
[03:40] ---
    The mission this time
[03:42] ---
    has actually been given to us
    by Keron Army HQ,
[03:45] ---
    who wants us to remake episode one of
    this Keroro Platoon War Chronicle, sir!
[03:49] ---
    A remake of episode one?!
[03:50] ---
    Well, more than a remake.
[03:52] ---
    I intend to improve on it,
[03:54] ---
    with so much enthusiasm that
    it'll be a brand-new work!
[03:57] ---
    That's a mission?
[03:59] ---
    You just wanna take it easy.
[04:02] ---
    What are you talking about, sirs?
[04:03] ---
    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
    is in its sixth year.
[04:06] ---
    There are a lot of fans who
    haven't seen the first episode.
[04:09] ---
    Therefore...
[04:10] ---
    ...we'll do a complete remake of episode one,
[04:13] ---
    which will burn the image of our
    heroic figures into children's minds!
[04:17] ---
    I see.
[04:18] ---
    But then we'll need the cooperation
    of the Hinata family, right?
[04:22] ---
    You don't really think Natsumi and
    Fuyuki would agree to help us, do you?
[04:26] ---
    I don't.
[04:28] ---
    We haven't known each other
    for awhile for nothing...
[04:31] ---
    ...Sergeant Major Kukkulu!
[04:33] ---
    That's me!
[04:35] ---
    This will solve everything!
[04:39] ---
    Click!
[04:50] ---
    That's...
[04:51] ---
    It looks just like them!
[04:53] ---
    If we use this 3D CG,
[04:55] ---
    we don't need the originals to perform!
[04:57] ---
    When I think about it,
[04:58] ---
    the record of my embarrassing
    first encounter with the Hinata family
[05:01] ---
    was sent to HQ for some reason,
[05:03] ---
    and a faithful recreation was broadcast!
SIGN    Alien Capture
[05:07] ---
    Now how did that happen?
[05:11] ---
    The point is...
[05:12] ---
    ...I've been waiting for this chance!
[05:15] ---
    Well, the persistence of the
    vague sense that you're useless
[05:18] ---
    may stem from that first episode.
[05:23] ---
    A-Anyway!
[05:24] ---
    The mission to remake
    episode one begins here!
[05:28] ---
    We'll start by looking for faults
    in the first episode,
[05:31] ---
    and then correct them.
[05:33] ---
    Or, like, fully ready?
[05:35] ---
    Okay, Lady Mois!
[05:37] ---
    Let 'er rip!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle Episode One
[05:50] ---
    Oh, no!
[05:51] ---
    There's an alien over there!
[05:53] ---
    Really?!
[05:54] ---
    Where?! Where? Where? Where?
[05:56] ---
    Just kidding.
[06:00] ---
    But...
[06:01] ---
    ...what a pathetic way to be found.
[06:04] ---
    Gero...
[06:05] ---
    For an invader, he doesn't
    even have a shred of dignity.
[06:09] ---
    Gero gero...
[06:14] ---
    What disgraceful behavior!
[06:16] ---
    Letting the enemy steal a Kero Ball!
[06:19] ---
    It's not like that!
[06:21] ---
    I just lent it to Master Fuyuki.
[06:24] ---
    How can I put it?
[06:26] ---
    There's really nothing to say...
SIGN    Tremble Tremble Tremble
[06:28] ---
    I'm sorry for subjecting
    you to this, everyone.
[06:31] ---
    Certainly, we'll have to remake those parts.
[06:34] ---
    But how?
[06:36] ---
    We must make the first episode
    easy enough for anyone to follow,
[06:39] ---
    but it's also important that
    it has a lot of impact.
[06:43] ---
    For example...
[06:45] ---
    This would be cool to give the feeling
    that it's the start of a journey, right?
[06:49] ---
    It's not a journey! It's gotta be
    an invasion! An invasion!
[06:52] ---
    Gero-sorry.
[06:54] ---
    How about we start with the portrait of
    a boy who's got issues with his father,
[06:57] ---
    who forces the invasion on him?
[06:59] ---
    I mustn't run away.
[07:00] ---
    I mustn't run away, sir!
[07:03] ---
    It is oddly realistic when I think about
    the current stalled invasion here.
[07:07] ---
    Gero...
[07:08] ---
    Okay, how about I'm looking at a manual,
    just about to start the invasion?
[07:12] ---
    Here we go!
[07:14] ---
    If we had a manual like that,
[07:15] ---
    the invasion would've been
    a fait accompli by now, non?
[07:18] ---
    What the heck?!
[07:19] ---
    You're just shooting down all my ideas!
[07:21] ---
    Let's have someone else speak up
    if you think you can do better!
[07:24] ---
    I had an idea...
[07:25] ---
    Gero?
[07:26] ---
    Keroro carried the first episode by himself,
[07:28] ---
    which is probably why
     it didn't turn out so well.
[07:31] ---
    Oh, I don't know about that...
[07:33] ---
    I see.
[07:34] ---
    Having us all there
[07:35] ---
    would give the first episode more punch.
[07:38] ---
    But then spotlight would be
    taken off me...
[07:41] ---
    I agree!
[07:42] ---
    Episode one is all greenery and no flowers!
[07:46] ---
    It's not original,
    but it would be appropriate.
[07:49] ---
    Yeah, that's why I'm saying...
[07:50] ---
    All right! Episode one will be
    the forming of the platoon!
[07:53] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
[07:56] ---
    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle!
SIGN    New Episode One
[07:58] ---
    New Episode One!
SIGN    The Platoon Forms
[08:00] ---
    The Platoon Forms, Sir.
SIGN    The Platoon Forms, Sir.
[08:04] ---
    Gero...
[08:05] ---
    Or, like, re-cast presence?
[08:08] ---
    Next are story developments.
[08:10] ---
    Here we have to think of
    our target, the new fans.
[08:14] ---
    Lady Mois, the data...
[08:16] ---
    Of course, Uncle.
SIGN    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
[08:17] ---
    The viewing bloc of
    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
[08:20] ---
    is mainly children
    who like zany comedies
[08:23] ---
    and young males who like
    action and fighting scenes.
[08:27] ---
    Or, like, really grateful?
[08:28] ---
    That's it!
[08:29] ---
    Our new target will be young females!
[08:31] ---
    That is,
[08:32] ---
    totally incorporating the kind of images
    that innocent young girls eat up!
[08:36] ---
    For example, the commander is
    devilishly handsome and a total stud!
[08:37] ---
    Let's keep it real with
    booms and bangs and crashes!
[08:42] ---
    I'm with you!
[08:43] ---
    The most important thing is to convey what it
    feels like to be on a passionate battlefield!
[08:46] ---
    It is easier for us to craft our
    own highlight scenes this way.
[08:49] ---
    Why don't we just use
[08:50] ---
    the cliched development of all of us
    going to save the captured commander?
[08:54] ---
    That is my Kulukulu-senpai!
[08:56] ---
    We can inject originality into it, too!
[08:57] ---
    Um, excuse me... morons...
[09:02] ---
    We have to start with the entrance scene!
[09:05] ---
    By making an appropriate
    entrance in the first episode,
[09:09] ---
    I'll steal the show for sure!
[09:11] ---
    That aside,
[09:12] ---
    how about, when we stand in a line,
    each person says something?
[09:16] ---
    N-No, that's a little...
[09:22] ---
    I kind of like the traditional flavor.
[09:24] ---
    It is like quiet simplicity.
[09:26] ---
    So should we run with it?
[09:30] ---
    Yeah!
[09:32] ---
    Tch...
[09:34] ---
    All right!
[09:35] ---
    I'm getting good vibes from this.
[09:37] ---
    Lights person!
[09:38] ---
    Recording person!
[09:39] ---
    Okay, boom!
[09:41] ---
    Camera's ready when you are!
[09:43] ---
    Or, like, very prepared?
[09:45] ---
    Okay, shall we go?
[09:47] ---
    Let us begin filming!
[09:50] ---
    Keroro Platoon is here!
[09:58] ---
    I'm not into this...
[10:02] ---
    All right! The next scene.
[10:04] ---
    Scene 11,
[10:05] ---
    Dororo-senpai's fight scene!
[10:07] ---
    Roger Wilco!
[10:09] ---
    Hey, guys...
[10:11] ---
    What about my scene?
[10:12] ---
    Right now, you've been captured
    by the Pekoponians...
[10:16] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Captured Alien
[10:17] ---
    Captured alien.
[10:19] ---
    Please wait until I rescue you.
[10:24] ---
    Go blow it our your nose!
[10:26] ---
    Like I'm gonna play along with this?!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle New First Episode
[10:27] ---
    This first episode is garbage!
[10:30] ---
    What are you doing?!
[10:31] ---
    Commander-dono!
[10:32] ---
    Calm down!
[10:37] ---
    We're starting over!
[10:39] ---
    On commander's orders, we're starting over!
[10:42] ---
    Hey! Why me?!
SIGN    Red Daruma's Cell
[10:45] ---
    Commander!
[10:46] ---
    Please help him!
[10:47] ---
    Wh-What the...?!
[10:49] ---
    Hooray! Hooray! Uncle!
    Hooray! Hooray! Uncle!
[10:52] ---
    Why do I have to do this with her?!
[10:52] ---
    Hooray! Hooray! Get out of my way!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle Cast Sergeant Keroro Himself Corporal Giroro Himself Private 2nd-class Tamama Himself Sergeant Major Kululu Himself Hinata Natsumi 3DCG Hinata Fuyuki 3DCG
[11:00] ---
    I do not appear at all, Keroro-kun!
[11:04] ---
    Right now,
[11:05] ---
    I'm going to announce the beginning
    of the invasion of Pekopon from a high place!
[11:08] ---
    Gero gerora!
[11:10] ---
    Gero?
[11:13] ---
    Like I'm gonna go along with this?!
[11:15] ---
    What?! Don't interfere!
[11:18] ---
    Sheesh, these guys...
[11:20] ---
    I've had enough!
[11:21] ---
    I'll make it by myself!
[11:28] ---
    The weather's nice!
[11:30] ---
    Right, Giroro?
[11:35] ---
    Tama-chan, I brought you a snack.
[11:40] ---
    Tama-chan?
[11:42] ---
    No thanks.
[11:46] ---
    I don't care...
[11:53] ---
    Commander-dono...
[11:57] ---
    I'm not getting anywhere by myself.
[12:00] ---
    And I'm hungry...
[12:01] ---
    Maybe I'll just give up...
[12:03] ---
    Uncle?
[12:04] ---
    Gero!
[12:05] ---
    I brought you a snack.
[12:06] ---
    Or, like, wifely numnums?
[12:08] ---
    Lady Mois...
[12:09] ---
    I appreciate it.
[12:13] ---
    It's delicious!
[12:15] ---
    How is the work going?
[12:18] ---
    Actually,
[12:20] ---
    I'm about ready to quit...
[12:23] ---
    Isn't it better, after all, if everyone helps?
[12:26] ---
    No, no!
[12:27] ---
    I can't do that!
[12:30] ---
    One way or another, I'm gonna
    see this through to completion!
[12:38] ---
    Who's there?!
[12:40] ---
    Dororo...
[12:41] ---
    What's wrong?
[12:42] ---
    What are you doing out so late?
[12:44] ---
    Oh...
[12:45] ---
    Actually,
[12:46] ---
    maybe we should go back.
[12:49] ---
    Keron Army HQ ordered us
    to do this mission, right?
[12:53] ---
    He gets what he deserves.
[12:55] ---
    Besides, in the end, I'm sure
    he'll beg us to help him.
[13:00] ---
    Yikes. I've got stubble...
[13:03] ---
    No, not yet...
[13:05] ---
    But if I quit here...
[13:07] ---
    No, what's that?
[13:13] ---
    F-Finally...
[13:15] ---
    Finally...
[13:17] ---
    After I finish this one last bit,
[13:19] ---
    the new first episode will be complete.
[13:21] ---
    Just a little more...
[13:23] ---
    Just a little bit...
[13:25] ---
    The passionate, cool first episode...
[13:30] ---
    Come to think of it,
[13:31] ---
    all kinds of things have happened to me,
[13:32] ---
    starting in episode one.
SIGN    Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN    Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Dorodorodorodorodoro...
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
[13:48] ---
    Gero!
[13:52] ---
    The first episode is complete?!
[13:54] ---
    Yes.
[13:56] ---
    Uncle finished it last night.
[14:00] ---
    Just like Uncle wanted at the start,
[14:02] ---
    it's easy to understand, makes an impact,
[14:05] ---
    and is a fitting first episode.
[14:08] ---
    Or, like, target attained?
[14:10] ---
    I... I see...
[14:12] ---
    Let's play it right away.
[14:13] ---
    Or, like, movie starting?
[14:16] [SONG] ---
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[14:22] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
[14:23] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho!
[14:25] [SONG] ---
    To conquer Earth!
[14:29] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[14:30] ---
    Starting today, this planet
    is under my control.
[14:34] ---
    I'm going to make it a planet overflowing
    with love, justice, and discount sales!
SIGN    Episode One The End
[14:41] ---
    W-Well...
[14:43] ---
    It was fine, right?
[14:44] ---
    I enjoyed it.
[14:46] ---
    Especially the flaws.
[14:47] ---
    Well, that's fine, right?
[14:50] ---
    And now I'll send it to HQ.
[14:52] ---
    Or, like, smoothly sailing?
[14:54] ---
    Lady Mois!
[14:55] ---
    I'd like you to wait a bit.
[15:00] ---
    Uncle?
[15:03] ---
    Click...
SIGN    Delete All Data
SIGN    Delete All Data
[15:07] ---
    Have you lost your mind, Keroro?!
[15:09] ---
    If you erase it, you will have nothing!
[15:11] ---
    What about sending to HQ?!
[15:14] ---
    Yeah, see,
[15:16] ---
    I think we'd have better ratings
[15:19] ---
    if we all appeared in episode one.
[15:21] ---
    That would make more of an impact,
    you know, gero gero gero?
[15:24] ---
    Come on, let's make another one.
[15:27] ---
    I don't mind.
[15:30] ---
    I think we've got no choice
    but to agree this time.
[15:35] ---
    Guess you're right.
[15:36] ---
    Nin-nin...
[15:38] ---
    Let us all do our best.
[15:40] ---
    Or, like, total teamwork?
[15:42] ---
    And so, the new first episode
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    proceeded smoothly.
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    And so,
SIGN    Keroro Group New Episode 1 Filming Commemorative Photo
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    don't miss the new episode one,
    right after this commercial break.
[16:04] ---
    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle:
    New Episode Number One, Sir!
[16:11] ---
    No! Natsumi has dissolved!
[16:18] ---
    Sis!
[16:19] ---
    You dissolved!
[16:20] ---
    You're gonna be late for school!
[16:22] ---
    What the heck?
[16:23] ---
    Right when I was communicating with aliens...
SIGN    This sleepyhead...
[16:30] ---
    I guess I have no choice
    but to use my last resort.
[16:33] ---
    Oh no!
[16:35] ---
    There's an alien over there!
[16:37] ---
    Really?!
[16:38] ---
    Where? Where? Where?
[16:41] ---
    I don't see any alien.
[16:42] ---
    Of course not, dummy.
[16:44] ---
    You're mean, Sis.
[16:45] ---
    You lied!
[16:46] ---
    I wouldn't even call that a lie.
[16:49] ---
    Now hurry and get ready...
SIGN    Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Dorodorodorodoro...
[16:51] ---
    What's that noise?
[16:59] ---
    Look out, Fuyuki!
[17:02] ---
    What the heck is that?!
[17:07] ---
    W-What is that?
[17:09] ---
    Could it be?
[17:10] ---
    Impressive, Pekoponian female soldier.
[17:13] ---
    My name is Corporal Giroro!
[17:15] ---
    I have a feeling combat against you
    would be wonderful.
[17:18] ---
    A real alien?!
[17:20] ---
    Fuyuki!
[17:22] ---
    We have to get away!
[17:24] ---
    No, you don't!
[17:28] ---
    Anyway, we'll go outside!
[17:33] ---
    Another one?!
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    I am Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[17:37] ---
    If you want to escape,
[17:38] ---
    you will have to get through me!
[17:42] ---
    This one has a tail?
[17:44] ---
    Fuyuki! Let's go!
[17:47] ---
    What is this?!
[17:48] ---
    Jeez! What's going on?!
[17:54] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo...
[17:56] ---
    ...is here!
[18:01] ---
    I apologize for the rude entrance,
[18:03] ---
    but I have no intention of harming you.
[18:05] ---
    Another one!
[18:07] ---
    And yet another one!
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    I'm Sergeant Major Kululu.
[18:13] ---
    I don't think you've ever
    seen anyone as nasty as me.
[18:33] ---
    Ow...
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    Gero gerori!
[18:46] ---
    Be resigned to your fate, Pekoponians.
[18:53] ---
    Someone's...
[18:54] ---
    ...in the desk?!
[18:56] ---
    I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
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    of the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
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    the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula,
[19:04] ---
    and I've come to invade this planet!
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    The name's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[19:33] ---
    This is a fitting appearance for episode one,
     sure to capture the hearts of young women!
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    Sorry we scared you, Pekoponians.
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    We're here to invade,
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    so you're our first prisoners.
[19:45] ---
    However!
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    I offer you friendship,
[19:47] ---
    and hope that we can all become friends.
[19:50] ---
    What do you say?
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    Sergeant Keroro-sama!
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    This is the first time I've seen an alien...
     I mean, an invader... like you!
[20:03] ---
    I'll follow you anywhere!
[20:06] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[20:07] ---
    From today on, we're friends, sir!
SIGN    Friends
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Dorodorodorodorodoro... Fuyufuyufuyufuyu... Natsunatsunatsunatsu...
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    And so, the first step of the
    historical invasion of Pekopon
[20:26] ---
    was recorded for posterity.
SIGN    Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
    The New First Episode
    The End
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    Days later...
[20:36] ---
    Uncle!
[20:38] ---
    You got feedback on the new episode one!
[20:43] ---
    I'll read it.
[20:45] ---
    "It was boring."
[20:47] ---
    "The original one was better."
[20:49] ---
    "Why did they change it?"
[20:51] ---
    "This isn't the Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
     I know. Rerun the original!"
[20:56] ---
    "A sergeant who's
    eight heads high is creepy!'
[20:58] ---
    Well... That was for...
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    I saw the new first episode, too.
[21:03] ---
    Gero!
[21:04] ---
    You changed our memories into that?
[21:07] ---
    Why would I "follow you anywhere"?
[21:14] ---
    That was just your 3D CG performance!
[21:19] ---
    Our CG...
[21:21] ---
    ...performance, huh?
[21:23] ---
    Gero!
[21:24] ---
    After all is said and done, please give us
     your support for this sixth year, too.
[21:28] ---
    Next time, how about if
    we're all eight heads tall?
[21:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    Omoi ze suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    They are heavy suits.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Aimu a kurietaa
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    I'm a creator.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu Daijoubu
    Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm okay.
    My life is socially clueless.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
    no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Major win, major win.
    Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    And then, I know I shouldn't
    ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    ...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    This can't be a coincidence,
    not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
    I've lost my enthusiasm.
[23:11] ---
    The invasion isn't going well,
[23:13] ---
    I'm on a never-ending cycle
    of doing cleaning and laundry...
SIGN    Gloom
     Gloom
    Gloom
    Gloom
[23:16] ---
    It's all meaningless.
[23:18] ---
    That aside,
SIGN    Meat Meat
[23:20] ---
    grilled meat! Grilled meat!
     Somebody treat me!
SIGN    Click
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: Terrifying Negative Thinking, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: Grilled Meat Without Honor, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    Those two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!