E65 - Keroro Howls at the Pekopon, Sir! / Tamama: A Visitor from Planet Keron, Sir!

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[00:01] ---
    We must nab #303 at all costs, sir!
[00:04] ---
    Are you saying the suspect
    was right in front of your eyes,
[00:06] ---
    and you just let him get away?!
[00:07] ---
    Be honest and fess up!
[00:09] ---
    So cute!
[00:10] ---
    I'm Karara!
[00:12] ---
    Kara-ra Impact!
[00:17] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:17] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:29] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:29] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
[01:46] ---
    This is the tale of
    kindhearted detectives,
[01:49] ---
    who tackle the investigation
    of callous crimes
[01:51] ---
    upon Earth, a planet
    rife with love and desire!
[01:55] ---
    Mr. Giro!
SIGN    Mr. Giro Corporal Giroro
[01:57] ---
    Jealousy.
SIGN    Jealousy Private 2nd Class Tamama
[02:00] ---
    Wily.
SIGN    Wily Sergeant Major Kululu
[02:02] ---
    Trauma.
SIGN    Trauma Lance Corporal Dororo
[02:05] ---
    The rookie detective, Occult.
SIGN    Occult Fuyuki Hinata
[02:08] ---
    And...
SIGN    Boss Sergeant Keroro
[02:09] ---
    ...our Boss!
[02:14] ---
    Keroro Howls at the Pekopon, Sir!
[02:24] ---
    They are none other than the
    brilliant detectives of Nanakorobi PD,
[02:28] ---
    who strike terror into the hearts
    of criminals all across the universe!
SIGN    Nanakorobi Violent Crimes Unit
SIGN    Several Hours Earlier
[02:38] ---
    Tell them they're borons.
[02:40] ---
    Man! The final showdown
    against General Dodome!
[02:40] ---
    Sir?
[02:41] ---
    "Borons."
[02:42] ---
    Sir?
[02:43] ---
    I said "borons."
[02:43] ---
    What an exciting turn of events, sir!
[02:48] ---
    Now, of all times?!
[02:50] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu, you will
    deal with this immediately, sir!
[02:53] ---
    The Pan Space 966 (Kululu) Tuner.
[02:56] ---
    With this, I'll turn up
    the antenna's sensitivity
[02:58] ---
    by a few tens of thousands of times.
[03:00] ---
    Click!
[03:04] ---
    Attention, all units! Attention, all units!
[03:06] ---
    This is SPD Investigations HQ.
[03:06] ---
    Gero! What is this?!
[03:09] ---
    It's not Captain Geroro!
[03:09] ---
    Vicious wanted space criminal #303
    appears to be hiding on Pekopon.
[03:11] ---
    Looks like we've intercepted
    a radio transmission
[03:13] ---
    from the Space Police Department.
[03:14] ---
    All investigative units in the area
    are to head for Pekopon immediately.
[03:16] ---
    I don't care about that!
    Hurry up and get Captain Geroro!
[03:18] ---
    Wait, Keroro!
[03:18] ---
    #303 has exhaustively consumed
[03:21] ---
    the foods and natural resources
    of every star system he has hit.
[03:22] ---
    He is a vicious criminal who
    has destroyed numerous planets.
[03:26] ---
    Vicious criminal #303...
[03:26] ---
    I repeat. All investigative units in the area
     are to head for Pekopon immediately.
[03:29] ---
    We can't just ignore this.
[03:32] ---
    Thus, Captain Geroro won a narrow
    victory against General Dodome.
[03:33] ---
    Oh, it's back.
SIGN    To Be Continued
[03:37] ---
    Waah! I missed the best part, sir!
[03:37] ---
    Oh, Captain Geroro, where are you headed?
[03:41] ---
    I know! The video!
    The taping got it all, right?!
[03:44] ---
    Stupid! This is no time
    to be watching anime!
[03:46] ---
    That's right, Sarge! What are you
    going to do if #303 destroys Earth?
[03:51] ---
    You won't be able to watch
    the rest of Captain Geroro,
[03:54] ---
    and you won't be able to get
    any more Gundam models, either.
[03:56] ---
    Gero! That would be bad, sir!
[04:00] ---
    So you finally understand
    how grave the situation is.
SIGN    Stab
[04:02] ---
    What are you standing around for?!
[04:04] ---
    Start questioning
    people right away, Mr. Giro!
SIGN    Mr. Giro
[04:06] ---
    Mr. Giro...?
[04:07] ---
    Jealousy!
SIGN    Jealousy
[04:08] ---
    Huh?
[04:09] ---
    Wily.
SIGN    Wily
[04:11] ---
    Trauma.
SIGN    Trauma
[04:12] ---
    What?
[04:13] ---
    And Occult.
SIGN    Occult
[04:14] ---
    M-Me, too?
[04:16] ---
    Men, we are going to do everything we can
[04:18] ---
    and arrest vicious criminal #303, sir!
[04:21] ---
    Thus, the members of Nanakorobi PD,
    formerly known as the Keroro Platoon,
[04:24] ---
    commenced their investigation!
[04:28] ---
    So all the cakes in your shop disappeared?
[04:31] ---
    That's right.
[04:33] ---
    There shouldn't have been anyone around,
[04:34] ---
    but this hand came
    reaching in out of nowhere!
[04:37] ---
    I barely had time to blink.
[04:40] ---
    This is unmistakably the work of #303.
[04:43] ---
    Why, you!
[04:45] ---
    You won't get away
    with hogging all the cake!
SIGN    Todoroki Produce Shop
[04:48] ---
    You jerkface!
[04:50] ---
    Are you saying the suspect
    was right in front of your eyes,
[04:52] ---
    and you just let him get away?!
[04:53] ---
    But I couldn't see him...
[04:56] ---
    Save the excuses,
    you spineless weakling!
SIGN    Turning Tenka Sushi
[05:01] ---
    See for yourself!
[05:02] ---
    Sheesh! I can't do business like this!
[05:05] ---
    I see. Keeping himself
    invisible with an anti-barrier
[05:07] ---
    and committing crime after crime...
[05:10] ---
    He is one shrewd fellow.
SIGN    As Seen On TV Japan's #1 Bad-Tasting Ramen!
[05:15] ---
    That was bad!
[05:17] ---
    One more!
[05:18] ---
    Sorry about this, sir. I'm
    closing up for the day already.
[05:22] ---
    Huh? Why?
[05:24] ---
    The thing is, some kind of
    messed up guy came by today
[05:28] ---
    and ate up everything in the shop!
[05:31] ---
    This is bad.
[05:32] ---
    If even a shop like this got hit,
    the situation's pretty bad.
SIGN    Nanakorobi Violent Crimes Unit
[05:39] ---
    If we capture #303 before the
    Space Police Department does,
[05:43] ---
    I will receive a commendation,
    without a doubt.
SIGN    Certificate of Commendation Mr. Sergeant Keroro Through your aggressive cooperation in the investigation that led to the arrest of the vicious, wanted space criminal #303
[05:45] ---
    Certificate of commendation!
SIGN    on Pekopon around 6pm of July 1st, the service you rendered was truly immense. With this commemorative keepsake, we express our gratitude.
[05:47] ---
    In appreciation for your aggressive
    cooperation in arresting #303,
[05:52] ---
    we hereby award you with this.
[05:55] ---
    My status will get a real boost, sir.
[05:58] ---
    No, not only that...
SIGN    Envelope of Money
[06:01] ---
    I should receive an envelope of money, too!
[06:03] ---
    On top of which, since
    we're talking a vicious criminal,
[06:06] ---
    it'll be an envelope of an
    awesome amount of money!
[06:08] ---
    An awesome envelope of money?! Gero!
[06:12] ---
    Friends, whether it's
    raining or colonies are dropping,
[06:15] ---
    we must nab #303 at all costs, sir!
[06:18] ---
    Got it? Dead or alive, sir.
[06:23] ---
    All for the sake of Gundam models.
[06:25] ---
    Oh, that reminds me, I was in the
    middle of building one, sir.
[06:34] ---
    Wow! A poltergeist incident!
[06:37] ---
    No, wrong. It's #303.
SIGN    Old-Fashioned Cinnamon
[06:40] ---
    But talk about an incredible appetite.
[06:44] ---
    What's this?
[06:46] ---
    Is this a donut?
[06:48] ---
    No, it's not...
SIGN    Nanakorobi Violent Crimes Unit
[06:52] ---
    Sarge!
[06:53] ---
    Oh? Where's Sarge... I mean, the boss?
[06:55] ---
    Huh? He was building a Gundam model
    over there until just a minute ago...
[06:59] ---
    Or, like, missing person?
[07:01] ---
    Sarge... I mean,
    the boss sure is hopeless.
[07:05] ---
    Right when I finally found
    something resembling a clue about #303.
[07:12] ---
    I have terrible news.
[07:13] ---
    #303 has struck yet again.
[07:15] ---
    What?
[07:18] ---
    That #303 guy is having a field day.
[07:22] ---
    Hey!
[07:23] ---
    Here's another one.
[07:25] ---
    What is it?
[07:26] ---
    I think it might be a clue to #303.
[07:29] ---
    Oh, if it is that yellow ring,
    I found one, too.
[07:32] ---
    What?
[07:32] ---
    So did I.
[07:33] ---
    I picked up one, too.
[07:36] ---
    What?!
[07:38] ---
    What could it be?
[07:39] ---
    It's plastic, right?
[07:42] ---
    Plastic...
[07:45] ---
    Could it be...?
[07:50] ---
    Where have you been?
[07:52] ---
    Wh-Where? Watching Captain Geroro.
[07:55] ---
    Then where were you when #303 struck?
[07:59] ---
    Let's hear it!
[08:00] ---
    Huh? Wh-What's the big deal?
[08:02] ---
    I was building a Gundam model here!
[08:04] ---
    But who cares?! I'm the boss, after all!
[08:06] ---
    No, you must have been at the crime scene.
[08:10] ---
    Huh?
[08:11] ---
    Wh-What are you saying, sir?
[08:13] ---
    It's no use playing dumb.
[08:17] ---
    Boss... I mean, Sarge.
[08:20] ---
    Do you recognize these yellow rings?
[08:23] ---
    That's...!
[08:39] ---
    MG Gogg completed!
[08:41] ---
    Ah! I thought I'd lost
    those parts for the right arm!
[08:46] ---
    So you all went and found
    them for me, sir?
[08:48] ---
    Yes, at the crime scenes.
[08:51] ---
    Boss... I mean, Sarge.
[08:54] ---
    No, vicious criminal #303!
[08:57] ---
    On the charge of serial
    eating-without-paying,
[08:59] ---
    you're under arrest!
[09:04] ---
    I have absolutely no
    recollection of this, sir!
[09:07] ---
    A lawyer!
[09:08] ---
    Get me a lawyer, sir!
[09:11] ---
    You don't know when to give up!
[09:19] ---
    You surprised me.
[09:21] ---
    I had no idea you'd destroyed
    numerous planets behind our backs.
[09:25] ---
    Weren't the meals and snacks
     enough for you?
[09:27] ---
    Were you that hungry?
[09:29] ---
    Answer us! Were you planning
    to destroy Pekopon, too?
[09:32] ---
    I don't remember any such thing, sir.
[09:36] ---
    I'm telling you the truth!
[09:38] ---
    Be honest and fess up!
[09:41] ---
    Here you are, Uncle.
SIGN    Cutlet Bowl
[09:42] ---
    The standard, as expected.
[09:44] ---
    No, I'm not particularly hungry...
[09:48] ---
    Keroro, your mother back home
    in the country is crying for you.
[09:51] ---
    I...
[09:53] ---
    I... I... I...
[09:56] ---
    Sarge?
[10:04] ---
    Gimme more! Gimme more! Gimme more!
[10:07] ---
    What is this guy?!
[10:08] ---
    That's the vicious criminal #303, poyo!
[10:13] ---
    You're...!
[10:14] ---
    Poyon-chan, the space police officer!
[10:17] ---
    #303 possesses other aliens
[10:19] ---
    and controls them mind and body
    only when committing crimes, poyo.
[10:23] ---
    Gero! Mind and body?
[10:26] ---
    Then Sarge knew nothing about this.
[10:29] ---
    Or, like, charges withdrawn?
SIGN    Innocent
[10:31] ---
    I knew it! I had faith in you
    all along, Mr. Sergeant!
[10:35] ---
    But how did he get inside Sarge's body?
[10:37] ---
    Oh, it was a piece of cake.
[10:40] ---
    I made myself at home while he was
    napping with his mouth wide open.
[10:44] ---
    Talk about a cakewalk.
[10:46] ---
    Man, I've never had as easy a time
    possessing someone as the sergeant.
[10:51] ---
    Sarge...
[10:52] ---
    So you didn't even realize
    you'd become a puppet
[10:56] ---
    when you were trying
    to catch the culprit?
[10:59] ---
    So it seems...
[11:01] ---
    These are the bills for what #303 ate, poyo.
[11:04] ---
    What?! Why are you giving them to me?!
[11:06] ---
    According to space law,
    the aliens who were possessed by #303
[11:10] ---
    have to pay the full amount, poyo.
[11:13] ---
    For real?
[11:16] ---
    Have you ever found yourself
    sleeping with your mouth wide open?
[11:20] ---
    You just might be
    possessed by a bad alien, too.
[11:26] ---
    Poyo!
[11:35] ---
    You all know what the
    Tanabata Festival is, right?
[11:37] ---
    Yup, it's the one day in the year
[11:39] ---
    that Kengyu and Orihime
    get to go on a date.
[11:42] ---
    You've all written wishes on
    those strips of paper, right?
SIGN    Please let me become much, much more lovey-dovey with Fuyuki-kun. - Momoka
[11:48] ---
    Please let me become much, much more
    lovey-dovey with Fuyuki-kun.
SIGN    May
    misfortune
    befall
    that woman.
    - Tamama
SIGN    be all mine. - Tamama
[11:52] ---
    May misfortune befall that woman!
SIGN    May that woman
     self-destruct
    using her
    Armageddon!!!
    - Tamama
[11:55] ---
    May that woman self-destruct
    using her Armageddon!
[12:01] ---
    I hope our wishes come true.
[12:07] ---
    Emergency! Unidentified
    flying object rapidly approaching!
[12:11] ---
    I-It's coming this way!
[12:22] ---
    That's a Keronian light mobile mecha!
[12:33] ---
    Who are you?!
[12:36] ---
    I'm Karara!
[12:37] ---
    I'm Karara from Planet Keron!
[12:40] ---
    Karara?
[12:44] ---
    Tamama: A Visitor from Planet Keron, Sir!
[12:51] ---
    So cute!
[12:53] ---
    How incredibly cute!
[12:57] ---
    Cute and lovely!
[12:59] ---
    What is up with this guy?!
[13:01] ---
    His cute and lovely character
    is totally redundant with mine!
[13:04] ---
    Where the heck am I?
[13:06] ---
    Oh, Ear...
[13:07] ---
    Pekopon, of course!
[13:09] ---
    Pekopon? Then who're ya?
[13:12] ---
    I am Private 2nd Class Tamama,
[13:14] ---
    a leading member of the Keroro Platoon!
[13:17] ---
    The Keroro Platoon?
[13:19] ---
    Wait! You're a Keronian
    and you don't know?!
[13:22] ---
    'C-Course I know!
[13:24] ---
    'Cause I came to join the Keroro Platoon.
[13:27] ---
    What?!
[13:29] ---
    Oh, my!
[13:29] ---
    I kid ya not!
SIGN    Hinata
[13:33] ---
    Assigned to us by HQ?
[13:35] ---
    Uh huh.
[13:36] ---
    That's news to me, sir.
[13:38] ---
    So, where is this rookie?
[13:40] ---
    I... I've kept him waiting outside.
[13:43] ---
    It will be bad if Mr. Sergeant takes a liking
[13:45] ---
    to his cute and lovely character.
[13:49] ---
    I am faced with a crucial
    situation right now, sir.
[13:53] ---
    In order to pay the bills left by #303,
[13:56] ---
    should I auction off my
    Gundam models or not?!
[13:59] ---
    So, Private 2nd Class Tamama,
[14:01] ---
    I'll leave it to you to look
    after the rookie, sir.
[14:03] ---
    What? Are you sure?
[14:05] ---
    I'm sure, I'm sure. Do whatever you want.
[14:07] ---
    Roger!
[14:09] ---
    This is convenient for me.
[14:12] ---
    Pay attention!
[14:13] ---
    I'm going to show you an
    example of a lethal technique now!
[14:17] ---
    Sure!
[14:17] ---
    I can't wait!
[14:19] ---
    Ha. We will see how long you
    can keep that smile on your face.
[14:25] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[14:31] ---
    Grin.
[14:33] ---
    How about it?
[14:34] ---
    Now you see what a high caliber
    the Keroro Platoon operates at!
[14:38] ---
    If you see that, get your sorry butt
    back to Keron already!
[14:41] ---
    Holy Tamale! Holy Tamale!
[14:43] ---
    Yer amazin', Tama-nii!
[14:45] ---
    "Tama-nii"?
[14:46] ---
    'Cause you're like a big brother,
    Tamama nii-chan!
[14:48] ---
    Yer seriously amazin'!
    You've got my respect, Tama-nii!
[14:51] ---
    R-Respect?
[14:52] ---
    Yer so cool, Tama-nii!
[14:54] ---
    Cool?
[14:56] ---
    I guess I am.
[14:57] ---
    I'm gonna become like ya, too!
[15:02] ---
    Kara-ra Impact!
[15:06] ---
    Huh?
[15:07] ---
    Impact! Impact!
[15:11] ---
    Wha...
[15:13] ---
    Like you could master a
    lethal technique so easily!
[15:16] ---
    You wimp!
[15:17] ---
    Oh, sorry!
[15:23] ---
    I did it! I did it, too!
[15:26] ---
    Huh?
[15:27] ---
    I owe it all to ya, too, Tama-nii!
[15:29] ---
    Huh?
[15:29] ---
    W-Well, yeah, I guess.
[15:35] ---
    He might actually be pretty promising.
[15:38] ---
    All right, Karara!
[15:40] ---
    I will grant you the Keroro Platoon
    rank of Private 3rd Class!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon
    Private 3rd Class
[15:43] ---
    No kiddin'?!
[15:44] ---
    Mm-hm.
[15:46] ---
    Yay! Private 3rd Class!
    All right! Private 3rd Class!
[15:50] ---
    So, does a Private 3rd Class
    rank higher than ya, Tama-nii?
SIGN    Urk
[15:54] ---
    You moron!
SIGN    Private 1st Class Private 2nd Class Private 3rd Class
[15:55] ---
    Private 3rd Class is way
    below Private 2nd Class!
[15:59] ---
    Aw, man. What the heck?
[16:03] ---
    That threw me off a little...
[16:05] ---
    Our characters overlap, but...
[16:07] ---
    Well, I guess it is all right.
[16:11] ---
    This sure is a big honkin' rifle!
[16:14] ---
    That said, it will be bad if he
    becomes more popular than me,
[16:17] ---
    so I will have to use my cunning
    to keep that under control.
[16:21] ---
    Hey, Private 3rd Class Karara, come on.
[16:22] ---
    I will introduce you to
    everyone in the platoon.
[16:24] ---
    Sure thing.
[16:29] ---
    Kululu-senpai. I've brought
    our newest member.
[16:33] ---
    Huh? Kululu-senpai?
[16:34] ---
    Are you out?
[16:37] ---
    What could this be?
SIGN    Do you really want to delete it?
[16:42] ---
    It seems he's not here.
[16:44] ---
    Private 3rd Class Karara, come on.
[16:46] ---
    Sure!
SIGN    Deleting...
SIGN    Everything Down the Drain
[16:49] ---
    Data deletion, complete!
[16:52] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[16:54] ---
    Are you still in the Gundam model room?
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[17:03] ---
    Oh, yeah. I should introduce you
    to Fukki and Natchi, too.
[17:06] ---
    Come, Private 3rd Class Karara!
[17:08] ---
    Sure!
[17:14] ---
    Fukki. Natchi.
[17:16] ---
    Oh? Tamama.
[17:17] ---
    Hm? Who's that?
[17:19] ---
    I'm Karara!
[17:20] ---
    So cute!
[17:22] ---
    Are you a new member
    of the Keroro Platoon?
[17:25] ---
    What's that?
[17:26] ---
    We're making wishes with these.
[17:28] ---
    If you write your wishes
    on these strips of paper
[17:30] ---
    on the day of the Tanabata Festival,
    your dreams come true.
[17:34] ---
    Then make my wish come true, too!
[17:38] ---
    I'm starvin'. Gimme somethin' to eat?
[17:42] ---
    Hey! You have some nerve asking that!
[17:44] ---
    Then I'll cook you something.
[17:46] ---
    Maybe I'll make it a feast!
[17:47] ---
    What?
[17:48] ---
    I'll help you, Sis.
[17:50] ---
    What?!
[17:51] ---
    Tama-nii, Pekoponians sure are a cinch.
[17:54] ---
    Give 'em just the hint of an order,
     and they'll do whatever ya want.
[17:57] ---
    I guess...
[17:58] ---
    Natchi and Fukki fell for him so easily.
[18:01] ---
    This guy is definitely not
    to be underestimated.
[18:03] ---
    Right around then,
    Sergeant Keroro and the others were...
[18:06] ---
    The final showdown
    against General Dodome!
[18:10] ---
    I've only watched it once so far!
[18:12] ---
    Look what happened to my partner...
SIGN    Kukukuku...
[18:17] ---
    The R&D data on the new weapon,
    the Gingindorodoro Gun,
[18:20] ---
    has gone kaput.
[18:21] ---
    Hey, what the heck is going on
    with this so-called rookie's training?!
[18:25] ---
    Looks like a bit of light
    punishment's in order.
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[18:28] ---
    I don't have time for
    that right now, sir!
[18:30] ---
    I'm leaving this to you,
    Sergeant Major Kululu, sir!
[18:33] ---
    You sure?
[18:34] ---
    I don't care! Do whatever you want!
SIGN    Kukukukuku...
[18:36] ---
    Rake him over the coals good!
[18:39] ---
    You're really sure about this?
[18:50] ---
    Wh-What's this place?
[18:51] ---
    Where's the exit?!
[18:55] ---
    Private 3rd Class Karara!
[18:57] ---
    You were careless in your supervision.
[18:59] ---
    He won't be getting out of this
    punishment labyrinth so easily.
[19:05] ---
    This's a dead end, too!
[19:08] ---
    Karara!
[19:12] ---
    Karara!
[19:14] ---
    Wh-What's that?!
[19:17] ---
    This labyrinth gives physical form
    to that which he fears the most.
[19:22] ---
    What he fears?
[19:23] ---
    Now, what could it possibly be?
[19:24] ---
    Karara!
[19:29] ---
    How dare you take my precious
    light mobile mecha for a spin
[19:31] ---
    without my permission?!
[19:34] ---
    Forgive me! Forgive me, Daddy!
[19:36] ---
    Daddy?!
[19:37] ---
    Oh-ho. Earthquakes,
    lightning, fire, and fathers, huh?
[19:41] ---
    Daddy!
[19:44] ---
    Karara!
[19:48] ---
    Hey!
[19:49] ---
    Whoa...
[19:50] ---
    Private 3rd Class Karara!
[19:53] ---
    Tama-nii!
[19:54] ---
    This is my subordinate!
[19:56] ---
    I will take responsibility for
    my subordinate's misconduct!
[20:04] ---
    Tama-nii!
[20:06] ---
    Karara!
[20:10] ---
    Why are you so scared of your daddy?
[20:13] ---
    I only wanted to ride Daddy's
    light mobile mecha for a little bit.
[20:17] ---
    But then it went outta control,
     an' before I knew it, I was on Pekopon.
[20:22] ---
    I can't go home anymore.
[20:23] ---
    If I go home, my Daddy's
    gonna give me a thrashin'!
[20:26] ---
    Then, your story that you were
    assigned to the Keroro Platoon was...
[20:29] ---
    It was a lie! Forgive me, Tama-nii!
[20:36] ---
    Karara, go back to Keron.
[20:39] ---
    Don't worry.
[20:40] ---
    Kululu-senpai will take your little
    light mobile mecha and fix it right up!
[20:44] ---
    Say what?
[20:45] ---
    One cute and lovely character is
    more than enough, and that is me!
[20:49] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[20:53] ---
    Come on, time to escape!
[20:56] ---
    Sure thing, Tama-nii!
[21:02] ---
    It's fixed! It's fixed!
[21:04] ---
    Good grief. Getting all worked up
     over a child's mischief...
[21:08] ---
    You're so immature, Giroro.
[21:11] ---
    You're the last person
    I ever want to hear that from!
[21:13] ---
    Thank you very much, Kululu-senpai.
[21:16] ---
    Since I was at it, I improved the
    engine's output by 256 times.
[21:23] ---
    Take care, Karara.
[21:26] ---
    Thanks a bunch, Tama-nii.
[21:27] ---
    And ya even gave me a souvenir!
    I won't forget ya, Tama-nii!
[21:32] ---
    Hold on a second...
[21:33] ---
    That's mine...
[21:35] ---
    Oh? Was that bad?
[21:37] ---
    So long!
[21:40] ---
    Wait a minute!
    Please give it back, sir!
[21:48] ---
    I'm so sorry that Tama-chan's
    always imposing on you.
[21:51] ---
    Not at all.
[21:52] ---
    Oh? When did this strip of paper get here?
[21:55] ---
    Oh? It was written by that kid.
[21:57] ---
    What? Karara?
SIGN    When I grow up, I'm gonna become Tama-nii's bride. - Karara
[22:00] ---
    When I grow up, I'm gonna
    become Tama-nii's bride. Karara.
[22:04] ---
    What?!
[22:05] ---
    Bride?
[22:06] ---
    So she was a girl!
[22:08] ---
    I'm so happy for you, Tama-chan.
[22:10] ---
    I... I am not happy!
[22:12] ---
    I have... I have Mr. Sergeant!
[22:16] ---
    I hope all your Tanabata Festival
    wishes come true, too.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[23:52] ---
    Giroro here.
[23:53] ---
    How about it? Are you enjoying every day?
[23:55] ---
    I'm sure some things are tough,
    but that's only to be expected.
[23:59] ---
    Don't mope about every little thing.
    Take it easy and laugh it off.
[24:02] ---
    Never mind that. Next time,
    we have tales of love.
[24:05] ---
    "Giroro's Grand Rescue
    Operation of Love, Sir!"
[24:08] ---
    "Natsumi & Koyuki's
    Heart-Pounding First Date, Sir!"
[24:12] ---
    Those'll be our two stories...
[24:13] ---
    What?! Natsumi's going on a date?!
[24:16] ---
    Ge-Gero!