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E336 - Dororo: The Creeping Shadow, Sir! / Natsumi: Hinata Family House Tours, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
[01:32] ---
    Well, we're deep into the fall.
[01:36] ---
    See you later!
[01:39] ---
    Huh?
[01:41] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[01:42] ---
    Oh, Natsumi-san!
[01:44] ---
    Are you going somewhere?
[01:45] ---
    Yes.
[01:46] ---
    We're going to purify ourselves
    with water in the mountains.
[01:48] ---
    Purify...?
[01:50] ---
    It's cold water bathing training.
[01:53] ---
    And so, we shall be gone for a while.
[01:57] ---
    Please hold on to this in the meantime.
[01:59] ---
    What is it?
[02:00] ---
    If Commander-dono does something dangerous,
[02:02] ---
    summon me with that talisman.
[02:05] ---
    Thank you for your thoughtfulness.
[02:07] ---
    Well, see you later!
[02:09] ---
    Good luck!
[02:10] ---
    See you!
[02:14] ---
    Dororo: The Creeping Shadow, Sir!
[02:20] ---
    Videogame-like videogames don't sell.
[02:22] ---
    Anime-like anime doesn't sell.
[02:24] ---
    That's the kind of age we live in.
[02:27] ---
    There's no guarantee that an invasion-like invasion
    would be a really good invasion.
[02:30] ---
    It's a familiar sight, but... What's this?
[02:33] ---
    Consumers are the ones who decide.
[02:33] ---
    It seems there's a minor change
    in the mind of the young soldier.
[02:37] ---
    He dodges the issue by stringing
    together meaningless words.
[02:40] ---
    Then he is no different from
    boring adults you find everywhere.
[02:44] ---
    Am I thinking of Mr. Sergeant
    as incredibly trifling right now
[02:47] ---
    because I am a clever kid?
[02:51] ---
    Ever since I was little, I have idolized
    Mr. Sergeant's legend from "back then."
[02:57] ---
    I bet it was all just an urban legend.
[03:00] ---
    Is something wrong, Private 2nd Class Tamama?
[03:02] ---
    Whether I believe it or not depends on you!
[03:05] ---
    Is that all you have to say?
[03:07] ---
    This was nothing but a waste of time.
[03:11] ---
    What the?!
[03:12] ---
    My butt?!
[03:13] ---
    I... I can't move!
[03:15] ---
    What's going on here?!
[03:16] ---
    Everyone!
[03:17] ---
    What's wrong, sirs?
[03:19] ---
    Long time no see, Sergeant Keroro.
SIGN    Galulu Platoon Lance Corporal Zolulu
[03:23] ---
    Lance Corporal Zolulu of the Galulu Platoon!
[03:25] ---
    Uncle!
[03:26] ---
    Everyone's acting strange!
[03:29] ---
    Right!
SIGN    Ignored
[03:29] ---
    I can see that.
[03:31] ---
    Oh, he's always forgotten about.
[03:36] ---
    You're the assassin from Galulu Platoon!
[03:39] ---
    Your name is, uh...
[03:42] ---
    A-Anyway, what do you want?!
[03:45] ---
    That goes without saying.
[03:47] ---
    My beef is with him alone.
[03:49] ---
    And this time I won't let you
    mindlessly interfere!
[03:52] ---
    Just wait quietly right here.
[03:56] ---
    That's right!
[03:57] ---
    His target is Dororo!
[04:00] ---
    Dororo is in danger!
[04:02] ---
    U-Uncle!
[04:04] ---
    I can't move, either!
[04:06] ---
    H-He's diabolical!
[04:08] ---
    That rat!
[04:09] ---
    How'd he get in here?
[04:12] ---
    There's no sign that he used
    optical camouflage!
[04:15] ---
    I did not sense his presence at all!
[04:17] ---
    He appeared without making a sound
[04:19] ---
    and disappeared without a sound.
[04:21] ---
    Is that the power of an assassin?!
[04:24] ---
    So what's his name again?
[04:42] ---
    Well done, Private 2nd Class Zeroro.
[04:46] ---
    You've attained the top grades as an
    assassin in mind, body, and skills.
[04:51] ---
    This is too great an honor, Jirara-sama.
[04:54] ---
    But take heed, Zeroro.
[04:58] ---
    As you have become our top assassin,
[05:00] ---
    it is impossible for you to
    master the art of the assassin.
[05:03] ---
    W-What do you mean?!
[05:05] ---
    I will ask you a question.
[05:07] ---
    Do you remember
[05:08] ---
    the people who were behind you
    when you couldn't make the top?
[05:12] ---
    Th-That...
[05:15] ---
    They disappeared into the darkness
    without leaving a memory or record.
[05:19] ---
    That's an assassin's true state.
[05:21] ---
    And you're kind.
[05:26] ---
    From now on, you should make use
    of your skills as a common soldier.
[05:31] ---
    Please, wait!
[05:32] ---
    Ever since I was little,
    people have often forgotten me
[05:35] ---
    and told me that I didn't have much presence.
[05:37] ---
    I'm confident in my stealth ability!
[05:39] ---
    Zeroro...
[05:41] ---
    An assassin's darkness is
    deeper than you can imagine.
[05:51] ---
    Wh-What is this?!
[05:54] ---
    We can't get in our own house like this!
[05:56] ---
    I know!
[05:57] ---
    I'll use this!
[06:02] ---
    Fuyuki-dono is calling me.
[06:04] ---
    Then something happened, huh?
[06:06] ---
    I apologize for leaving
    before you, Koyuki-dono!
[06:12] ---
    I-It's no use, Uncle!
[06:14] ---
    Gero...
[06:16] ---
    At this rate, Dororo will...
[06:21] ---
    L-Lady Mois...
[06:22] ---
    Try to take off your shoes.
[06:26] ---
    I'm free!
[06:27] ---
    Or, like, light-bulb moment?
[06:29] ---
    Lady Mois! Now help me!
[06:31] ---
    R-Right!
[06:33] ---
    Ow-ow-ow-ow!
SIGN    Snap
[06:37] ---
    You're free!
[06:39] ---
    I... I'm going over there.
[06:41] ---
    Help those two the same way...
[06:44] ---
    Roger!
[06:49] ---
    What?!
[06:50] ---
    An Assassin Zone!
[06:52] ---
    Who is doing it?
[06:57] ---
    Dororo!
[06:58] ---
    You must not touch it!
[07:00] ---
    This is an assassin's trap
    to lure in the enemy.
[07:04] ---
    Why would it be around our house?!
[07:06] ---
    I believe it's the act of a fellow assassin.
[07:09] ---
    And one who is extremely skilled.
[07:12] ---
    Please inform Commander-dono!
[07:14] ---
    Tell him not to enter
    under any circumstances!
[07:18] ---
    I suspect I am the sole target here.
[07:23] ---
    Master of this Assassin Zone! Show yourself!
[07:26] ---
    It is me you want, is it not?!
[07:28] ---
    I'm always right behind you!
[07:33] ---
    Y-You're...
[07:35] ---
    Our destined duel
[07:37] ---
    can only be a matter of life and death!
[07:46] ---
    Nin!
[07:47] ---
    Cross Halo!
SIGN    Cross Halo
[07:50] ---
    Buckshot!
[07:59] ---
    So you're going ogre-style, eh?
[08:00] ---
    Finally a flame has lit inside of you!
[08:04] ---
    This is what I've been waiting for, Zeroro!
[08:11] ---
    Kero-oof!
[08:13] ---
    I thought a hyperdimensional gate
    was blocking the way...
[08:16] ---
    ...but what the heck is this?
[08:19] ---
    Don't tell me Dororo is inside?
[08:21] ---
    I can't just leave him in there!
[08:23] ---
    Dororo!
[08:28] ---
    H-Huh?
[08:29] ---
    I don't see those two.
[08:31] ---
    Allow me to explain!
[08:33] ---
    Oh, thank you.
[08:35] ---
    When fellow assassins fight each other,
[08:37] ---
    they need power, speed,
[08:38] ---
    and — most of all — stealth ability.
[08:42] ---
    In an assassin battle,
[08:44] ---
    the only evidence of their presence
[08:46] ---
    are occasional flashes and
    destruction in their wake.
[08:52] ---
    Commanding stealth...
[08:54] ---
    One thing is needed for it!
[08:55] ---
    That is a mental state of nothingness!
[09:00] ---
    Kero! Koro!
[09:03] ---
    Kero! Koro!
[09:06] ---
    Kero! Koro!
[09:09] ---
    Even here, I'm...
[09:11] ---
    Hey.
[09:12] ---
    I said hey, transfer student.
[09:14] ---
    Hey! Dororo!
[09:16] ---
    Hey!
[09:18] ---
    Commander-dono!
[09:19] ---
    Are you okay?!
[09:21] ---
    You're wide open!
[09:29] ---
    Dororo!
[09:35] ---
    Zolu zolu zolu...
[09:37] ---
    I win.
[09:38] ---
    I'm number one.
[09:40] ---
    Now no one will forget my name!
[09:44] ---
    Including you...
[09:53] ---
    Lance Corporal Zolulu of the Galulu Platoon.
[09:57] ---
    This is not your battlefield.
[09:59] ---
    Return to your post immediately.
[10:03] ---
    I won't say it twice!
[10:06] ---
    Ungero...
[10:11] ---
    Sis!
[10:13] ---
    It's going back to normal...
[10:17] ---
    Dororo!
[10:23] ---
    I said hey, transfer student.
[10:24] ---
    T-Transfer student? Y-You mean me?
[10:28] ---
    That's right.
[10:29] ---
    After all, I don't remember your name yet.
[10:31] ---
    Um... It's Zeroro!
[10:34] ---
    I'm Zeroro!
[10:36] ---
    I'm Keroro!
[10:37] ---
    Nice to meet you!
[10:39] ---
    Zeroro...
[10:41] ---
    Ever since that day in our childhood...
[10:46] ---
    Did I beat you today?
[10:49] ---
    No, it's not over...
[10:52] ---
    My name is Lance Corporal Zolulu.
[10:56] ---
    You committed a military offense.
[10:57] ---
    Rejoin the main unit immediately.
[11:00] ---
    Unauthorized action and interference
    of detached force activity.
[11:04] ---
    The punishment will be severe.
[11:05] ---
    I'm going to put you through the wringer.
[11:15] ---
    I am grateful, Commander-dono.
[11:17] ---
    Oh, I didn't do anything.
[11:20] ---
    He was a strong opponent.
[11:23] ---
    I believe his name is Zo...
[11:23] ---
    It's all settled now.
[11:26] ---
    Uncle!
[11:28] ---
    I've almost got it!
[11:30] ---
    Or, like, very stretchy?
[11:32] ---
    The shock of seeing their comrades like this
[11:33] ---
    made them forget Zolulu's name again.
[11:40] ---
    The middle of autumn.
[11:41] ---
    What's Sergeant Keroro up to now?
SIGN    Creak
[11:47] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Creak
[11:48] ---
    It's creaking here, too.
[11:51] ---
    And there's damage here and there.
[11:54] ---
    I remember Mom saying the house
    was 30 years old.
[11:58] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[12:00] ---
    Yeah?
[12:01] ---
    I'd like to borrow the house.
[12:03] ---
    Sure.
[12:05] ---
    Just be sure to put it back.
[12:07] ---
    Roger.
[12:10] ---
    What'd you say?!
[12:15] ---
    Natsumi: Hinata Family House Tours, Sir!
[12:20] ---
    There's no way I'm lending you the house!
[12:22] ---
    You said "sure!"
[12:24] ---
    I did not!
[12:26] ---
    You said it!
[12:27] ---
    No, I didn't!
[12:29] ---
    Yes, you did!
[12:30] ---
    No, I did not!
[12:32] ---
    I got you on tape!
[12:34] ---
    What are you doing?
[12:38] ---
    A request from a space TV station?!
[12:41] ---
    Yes, well...
[12:45] ---
    Anyway, give me a break!
[12:48] ---
    Last time, it turned out to be fake,
[12:50] ---
    and the broadcast was nuts, remember?!
[12:52] ---
    Actually...
[12:54] ---
    ...the ratings from that time...
[12:56] ---
    ...were out of this world, apparently.
[12:59] ---
    Unexpected trouble on a laid-back show...
[13:03] ---
    I guess they got a huge response.
[13:06] ---
    Ratings?! You've gotta be kidding me!
[13:08] ---
    Do you know how much of
    a pain that was for us?!
[13:11] ---
    Of course, since I am a member of the
    Hinata household after a fashion.
[13:15] ---
    But I can't refuse.
[13:17] ---
    When I saw those ratings...
[13:20] ---
    I need to prepare the house,
[13:22] ---
    so you'll have to clear out
    for about a night.
[13:24] ---
    W-Wait a second!
SIGN    Recorded
[13:26] ---
    You said "sure!"
[13:28] ---
    Sure.
[13:29] ---
    There's nothing to worry about.
[13:31] ---
    I've already arranged the inn.
[13:33] ---
    So I'm borrowing the house!
[13:35] ---
    You're not gonna listen to me, are you?!
[13:38] ---
    That was incredibly one-sided...
[13:41] ---
    And so,
[13:43] ---
    from this moment on,
[13:44] ---
    we're giving our full cooperation for
    the space TV station's show taping
[13:48] ---
    by doing rush renovations
    to the Hinata house.
[13:51] ---
    Hey...
[13:52] ---
    Did you really get permission
    from Natsumi and Fuyuki?
[13:55] ---
    Hush your mouth!
[13:56] ---
    No worries!
[13:57] ---
    I got her explicit permission!
[14:00] ---
    You did not!
[14:02] ---
    I've had it up to here with space TV!
[14:04] ---
    I'm gonna put a stop to this,
    even if I have to tie him up!
[14:06] ---
    Now, I'll explain the renovation plan.
[14:10] ---
    First, we'll install a floor heating system.
[14:12] ---
    And then we'll create a beautiful,
    bright space.
[14:16] ---
    It'll just have to have a man-cave-type room.
[14:19] ---
    And a jet bath!
[14:23] ---
    That's all!
[14:23] ---
    The crew is arriving tomorrow,
[14:26] ---
    so everything needs to be done by then!
[14:28] ---
    We have to do it!
[14:31] ---
    Are you sure about this?
[14:32] ---
    I mean, making that many
    renovations to the Hinata house?
[14:35] ---
    I don't think they'll like it.
[14:37] ---
    Going by the usual pattern...
[14:40] ---
    True. I wonder what Natsumi-dono
    is going to say.
[14:43] ---
    Yeah, but...
[14:45] ---
    ...Lady Natsumi said it
    was okay to use the house.
[14:51] ---
    L-Lady Natsumi!
[14:55] ---
    C-Certainly... I did say you
    could borrow the house...
SIGN    Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum
[15:00] ---
    Th-That can't be helped.
[15:03] ---
    But you're only borrowing it.
[15:05] ---
    You have to give it back.
[15:06] ---
    Wh-What?!
[15:08] ---
    There, see?
[15:10] ---
    Sis, you're sure it's okay
    to let them borrow the house?
[15:13] ---
    W-Well, there's no harm, once in a while...
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
    Kulukulukulukulu...
    Tamatamatamatama...
    Dorodorodorodoro...
    Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero... Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Dorodorodorodoro... Girogirogirogiro...
[15:23] ---
    Or, like, total union?
SIGN    Bang-bang-bang-bang
[15:26] ---
    And so, major renovations
    on the Hinata house began.
SIGN    Tap-tap-tap
SIGN    Bang-bang-bang-bang
SIGN    Whir
SIGN    Tap-tap-tap
SIGN    Bang-bang-bang-bang
SIGN    Whir
SIGN    Tap-tap-tap
[15:34] ---
    So,
[15:35] ---
    what show is coming to film here?
[15:38] ---
    Gero!
[15:39] ---
    Atanabe Watsushi's Space Fortress Assault.
[15:42] ---
    Do you know it?
[15:43] ---
    What?!
[15:44] ---
    Space Fortress Assault, you said?!
SIGN    Atanabe Watsushi's
[15:47] ---
    Atanabe Watsushi's Space Fortress Assault.
SIGN    Space Fortress Assault
[15:54] ---
    The show where Atanabe Watsushi
[15:56] ---
    attacks a nice family's
    impregnable stronghold,
[15:59] ---
    using his wild instincts
[16:00] ---
    and carefully-trained body
[16:02] ---
    to break through it?!
SIGN    K
[16:06] ---
    That's right. I love that show.
[16:09] ---
    On top of that, this episode
    isn't gonna be sent on to HQ.
[16:13] ---
    In other words, catch this.
[16:16] ---
    This is all mine?!
[16:18] ---
    Seriously?! I almost feel guilty!
SIGN    Pure Profit
[16:20] ---
    Pure profit.
[16:22] ---
    It sounds like fun!
[16:23] ---
    Let's stop Watsushi together!
[16:26] ---
    Sure!
[16:27] ---
    The more obstacles, the higher the ratings!
[16:36] ---
    The inn.
[16:37] ---
    Make yourselves at home!
[16:38] ---
    With all your might!
[16:39] ---
    Don't be shy!
[16:40] ---
    I'm gonna sleep, one step ahead!
[17:02] ---
    F-Finished...
[17:04] ---
    S-Somehow, we made it in time.
[17:08] ---
    There's still a little time
[17:10] ---
    before they film the show.
[17:13] ---
    Well, I can take a little...
[17:16] ---
    Good ni...
[17:21] ---
    You got us up so early, Sis.
[17:24] ---
    After all, I'm curious.
[17:26] ---
    We'd better check on them.
[17:29] ---
    As long as it doesn't look too
    different at a glance, I guess...
[17:34] ---
    Huh? Somehow...
[17:36] ---
    ...it doesn't look especially different.
[17:39] ---
    Thank goodness.
[17:40] ---
    You can't make that many changes
    in the space of a single night, right?
[17:43] ---
    R-Right...
[17:45] ---
    I'm kind of disappointed.
[17:46] ---
    But maybe the inside is really different.
[17:50] ---
    Zzzzz...
[17:52] ---
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
[18:00] ---
    It doesn't seem any different.
[18:03] ---
    That's strange.
[18:04] ---
    Even though I let them borrow it...
[18:08] ---
    S-Sis!
[18:11] ---
    What is this?!
[18:12] ---
    Floor heat-seeking explosives
    operating normally.
SIGN    Floor Explosives
SIGN    Floor Heating
[18:15] ---
    Not "heated floor,"
SIGN    Floor Heat-seeking
[18:16] ---
    but "heat-seeking floor explosives."
[18:23] ---
    What's this room?
[18:25] ---
    It's blinding!
[18:28] ---
    Sunlight charge 100%.
[18:33] ---
    Laser cannon operating normally.
[18:36] ---
    Hey... This is...
[18:38] ---
    Stupid frog! This isn't
    what you talked about!
SIGN    Bright Space
[18:40] ---
    Not a "beautiful, bright space,"
SIGN    Bright Laser Cannon
[18:42] ---
    but a "bright laser cannon."
[18:50] ---
    This is currently a
    very popular pet in space,
[18:52] ---
    a space dog Pleiades Terrier!
SIGN    Pleiades Terrier (female, 3 years old)
[18:55] ---
    G-Give me your claw...
[19:00] ---
    Cute doggy operating normally.
[19:06] ---
    What should I do?! The door...
[19:10] ---
    A door over there!
[19:12] ---
    Saved!
[19:20] ---
    Who the heck are you?
[19:22] ---
    Where did you find out about this place?
[19:24] ---
    Man-cave-type room operating normally.
[19:27] ---
    This is nothing like I imagined!
[19:30] ---
    I can't take it!
[19:34] ---
    No!
[19:37] ---
    Various surprising devices
    operating normally.
[19:47] ---
    Whirlpool...
[19:53] ---
    Thank goodness.
[19:55] ---
    This looks normal.
[20:09] ---
    Jet bath operating normally.
[20:11] ---
    The bath will return to its ship after
    successfully performing acrobatic maneuvers.
[20:15] ---
    I hate this kind of jet bath!
[20:21] ---
    I slept well.
[20:23] ---
    They should be here soon.
[20:25] ---
    We almost overslept.
[20:27] ---
    I cannot wait for the live broadcast!
[20:33] ---
    Huh? That's strange.
[20:35] ---
    We're right on time.
[20:38] ---
    Come on, this is a live broadcast!
[20:40] ---
    Too bad. Should we just film anyway?
[20:43] ---
    All right, let's go!
SIGN    Atanabe Watsushi's Space Fortress Assault
[20:45] ---
    Atanabe Watsushi's Space Fortress Assault.
[20:48] ---
    It's starting!
[20:50] ---
    Good morning, everyone.
[20:52] ---
    Atanabe Watsushi here.
[20:54] ---
    Today, the lovely fortress
    that I'll be assaulting
[20:57] ---
    is the Keroro residence, home to Keroro-san,
    a soldier who is working hard to invade
[21:02] ---
    the remote planet of Pekopon.
[21:04] ---
    The owner is Sergeant Keroro.
[21:05] ---
    Then there are
    his four humorous subordinates,
[21:08] ---
    and the family of three
    that was captured on the spot.
[21:12] ---
    What kind of lovely fortress is it?
[21:14] ---
    Let's go right inside.
[21:17] ---
    What's this? Someone's coming to greet us?
[21:19] ---
    Hello! I'm Atanabe Watsushi...
[21:22] ---
    Stupid frog!
[21:25] ---
    Somebody!
[21:26] ---
    Turn off the camera! Turn it off!
SIGN    Please stand by.
SIGN    Please stand by.
[21:38] ---
    You little twerps...
SIGN    Gwaaaaa!
[21:44] ---
    In that instant,
[21:45] ---
    the ratings for the show
    spiked into the stratosphere.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:24] ---
    The ultimate invasion plan,
    invading with super deluxe chuck rib!
SIGN    Snack
    Charcoal Beef
[23:27] ---
    To aim for perfection, fieldwork is required,
[23:29] ---
    so the cost of grilled meat
    comes out of the budget.
[23:32] ---
    That aside,
[23:33] ---
    I love seeds like from sunflowers!
[23:37] ---
    "Keroro: Flowers for Algernainon, Sir!"
[23:40] ---
    "Giroro: Oh! Moomilk, Sir!"
SIGN    Quiver Quiver Quiver Quiver
[23:43] ---
    These two stories! How's that?! Ge-gero!