E159 - Keroro: Heated Card Battles, Sir! / Keroro: The Targeted Platoon, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:31] ---
    Have you ever collected cards?
[01:34] ---
    Battling other people with cards
    seems to be popular recently.
[01:42] ---
    Exactly!
[01:43] ---
    Which is why I, too,
[01:45] ---
    have had Kululu create me this virtual battle
    system and these trading card decks!
[01:50] ---
    I call it...
    Keroro King ☆ Aliens Gathering!
SIGN    Keroro King ☆ Aliens Gathering
[01:55] ---
    With this, you can play with the card
    characters as projected holograms!
[01:58] ---
    If we sell the battle platform
    and the cards as a set,
[02:00] ---
    it's guaranteed to be a massive hit!
SIGN    Pekopon
[02:03] ---
    We'll invade Pekopon with cards, sir!
[02:05] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[02:10] ---
    Keroro: Heated Card Battles, Sir!
[02:15] ---
    So!
[02:16] ---
    Let's have a test play, sir!
[02:19] ---
    Woo! This sounds kind of fun!
[02:22] ---
    So, whichever player survives
    the tournament bracket,
[02:25] ---
    will face me in the final.
[02:28] ---
    What?!
[02:29] ---
    Why do you get seeded?!
[02:31] ---
    Hmm? Don't you realize I invented this game?
[02:36] ---
    I am the Creator!
[02:37] ---
    Besides which, this is also
    an order from your leader.
[02:42] ---
    You'll each start with 1000 points.
[02:45] ---
    Attack your opponent with your cards,
[02:47] ---
    and reduce your opponent's
    points to 0 to win.
[02:50] ---
    Okay, everyone, this is what
    you've all been waiting for!
[02:53] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama vs.
    Lance Corporal Dororo!
[02:56] ---
    Corporal Giroro vs.
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[02:58] ---
    Ready... go!
[03:00] ---
    Or, like, begin battle?
[03:03] ---
    Then I will draw first.
SIGN    Wettle King Special Attack: Wettle Shot
[03:07] ---
    I summon Wettle King!
SIGN    Wettle King
[03:16] ---
    Wettle Shock!
[03:16] [SONG] ---
    You destroy the precious peace...
[03:23] [SONG] ---
    Wettle King!
[03:24] ---
    I put Wettle King in Defense,
    and end my turn.
[03:27] ---
    Hoho...?
[03:30] ---
    I guess we'll start over here, too.
SIGN    753-san
    Scary when it gets mad
[03:33] ---
    I summon 753-san!
[03:40] ---
    In Defense! End Turn!
[03:42] ---
    What things a virtual system can do.
[03:44] ---
    But this is one of Kululu's inventions.
    That makes me a little worried!
[03:48] ---
    Now it's my turn!
[03:50] ---
    Draw!
[03:52] ---
    I summon Nyororo!
[03:54] ---
    You can draw up to 3 cards per turn,
    so I will draw another one.
[03:59] ---
    What?! You can?!
[04:01] ---
    Activate magic card!
[04:03] ---
    I'll evolve Nyororo into Mecha Nyororo,
[04:06] ---
    and attack Wettle King!
[04:10] ---
    Wettle...!
[04:12] ---
    Ahhh! I have been injured!
SIGN    Wettle King
    Special Attack: Wettle Shot
[04:14] ---
    And last, I will summon Sylvie in Defense,
    and end my turn!
[04:23] ---
    Draw card.
[04:26] ---
    Summon Dasonu☆Maso.
[04:28] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
[04:31] ---
    I am Dasonu☆Maso!
[04:32] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
[04:34] ---
    Attack 753-san!
[04:35] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, chance!
[04:36] ---
    I'll comb straight out!
SIGN    I'll
    comb
    straight
    out!
[04:37] ---
    When I have a test, I tell everyone
    "I wasn't able to study at all,"
[04:41] ---
    but the truth is, I studied my butt off!
[04:41] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
[04:43] ---
    I'll comb straight out!
SIGN    I'll comb straight out!
[04:43] ---
    When I run a marathon,
[04:44] [SONG] ---
    That girl looks like she kisses sweetly.
[04:45] ---
    I tell everyone, "Let's take it slow, guys,"
[04:47] ---
    but then I dash off alone!
[04:48] [SONG] ---
    His name is Dasonu☆Maso!
    Dancing in my soul!
[04:49] ---
    That is who I am!
[04:51] ---
    Oh no! At this rate, 753-san will be soothed!
[04:52] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso!
SIGN    Smile
[04:59] ---
    Hmph! He got me!
SIGN    Space Cerberus
[05:02] ---
    Summon Space Cerberus in Defense. End turn.
[05:07] ---
    No problems at all so far, sir.
[05:10] ---
    I dororo a card!
[05:13] ---
    Get it? Ha ha ha ha.
SIGN    Chuton Escape Success Probability x 2
[05:15] ---
    I summon Chuton from planet Lu-Ne!
[05:17] ---
    I attack Sylvie!
[05:19] ---
    Space Illusion:
[05:21] ---
    Dark Matter!
[05:24] ---
    Sylvie is counterattacking!
[05:28] ---
    Ahh! Chuton got taken down!
[05:29] ---
    What?! Again?!
[05:31] ---
    It's because of your lame-o gags.
[05:35] ---
    By the way, as a special ability
    of my Sylvie card,
[05:38] ---
    when you take an attack from this card,
[05:40] ---
    the player can draw one card
    even during the opponent's turn!
[05:43] ---
    What?! You can?!
SIGN    Poyon Special Skill: Spacial Movement
[05:45] ---
    I summon space police officer Poyon-chan!
[05:48] ---
    And activate another special ability!
[05:51] ---
    Forcibly summon three weak monster cards
    from your opponent's deck and attack them all!
SIGN    R Grey - Impostor
    3M - Distance Measuring
    Mr. G - Full HD Not Supported
[05:57] ---
    I am space police officer Poyon, poyo!
[06:00] ---
    Hey, you two! And the guy in the back!
[06:03] ---
    You are under arrest for
    identity forgery, poyo!
[06:05] ---
    Poyoyoyoyo!
[06:14] ---
    Mission accomplished, poyo.
[06:15] ---
    It is my defeat...
[06:18] ---
    The winner is Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[06:21] ---
    Not bad, Private Tamama.
[06:23] ---
    It's my turn!
SIGN    Corporal Giroro
    Special Attack: Barrage of Gunfire
[06:25] ---
    I summon myself,
     and attack the Space Cerberus!
[06:44] ---
    Take this!
[06:46] ---
    Hmph. Simple.
[06:49] ---
    I equip a Powered Suit onto myself,
    and end my turn.
[06:53] ---
    My next will be your last!
[06:54] ---
    Then how about this?
SIGN    Powered Natsumi
    Spacial Movement Distance x 7
[06:56] ---
    I summon Powered Natsumi!
[06:58] ---
    What?!
[07:11] ---
    Attack Giroro-senpai's Powered Suit!
[07:27] ---
    Here's your reward!
[07:30] ---
    Now!
[07:32] ---
    Natsumi, my love. Kiss me tender
    and hold me tight... forever!
[07:42] ---
    Tch. A draw. Fine, then I'll...
SIGN    Telephone Pole & Trash Can (Magic)
    Draws animal characters to it
[07:46] ---
    ...activate my magic card,
    Telephone Pole & Trash Can!
[07:50] ---
    Followed by Famous Dog Natchi!
SIGN    Famous Dog Natchi
    Sense of Smell x 1,000,000
[07:51] ---
    What?!
[07:53] ---
    Wh-What a cowardly attack!
[07:56] ---
    Stop! Stoooppp!
[07:58] ---
    There's no room for mercy in a battle!
[08:01] ---
    What?! An exquisite blend...
    sweetness, spiciness,
[08:06] ---
    tenderness, toughness...
[08:09] ---
    A tapestry of beautiful smells.
[08:11] ---
    Why... do I feel so drawn
    to that telephone pole?
[08:15] ---
    I want to leave my mark. Let them know.
[08:15] ---
    D-Don't show this unbecoming
    display to me...!
[08:17] ---
    That I was here...
[08:20] ---
    N-Natsumi...!
[08:23] ---
    The winner is Sergeant Major Kululu!
[08:25] ---
    This can work.
[08:26] ---
    This game... can work, sir!
[08:29] ---
    Never mind Pekopon,
[08:30] ---
    this could be a hit across
    the whole universe!
[08:34] ---
    Advancing into the semi-final are...
[08:36] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama
    and Sergeant Major Kululu!
[08:39] ---
    I go first!
SIGN    Pekopon Invader Machine Legs are just for show!
[08:41] ---
    Summoning Pekopon Invader Machine!
[08:49] ---
    Summon the commander.
SIGN    Natto
SIGN    "Transform into Kaminari-sama" Gun (Magic) Convert target card to Lightning-type
[08:54] ---
    And activate this thing.
[09:10] ---
    Oh! The Pekopon Invader Machine gives up
    in the face of the stringy natto attack!
[09:16] ---
    I'm not done!
[09:18] ---
    I summon Viper, Viper's elder brother,
    and the Viper family!
SIGN    Great-Uncle
SIGN    Elder
SIGN    Father
SIGN    Henchman
[09:22] ---
    And I evolve Viper into Mecha Viper
    with a magic card!
SIGN    Courtesan
SIGN    Passerby
SIGN    Shopkeeper
SIGN    Oldest Grandchild
[09:26] ---
    I will fight numbers with numbers!
SIGN    Jaba Tama Keroiser!
[09:29] ---
    The Ultra-Spirit Jaba Tama Keroiser!
SIGN    Ultra-Spirit Jaba Tama Keroiser
[09:31] ---
    The Kero Rangers!
[09:33] ---
    The Rememberangers!
[09:35] ---
    I'm Keroro!
[09:38] ---
    I guess I'm done for!
[09:42] ---
    Kululu-senpai, it looks like you
    built your deck wrong, huh?
[09:47] ---
    Don't make me get serious.
[09:49] ---
    Summoning Kululu Robot!
SIGN    Kululu Robot
[09:53] ---
    I'll fight robots with robots!
[09:55] ---
    AK-966, also known as Autumn H! Summon!
[10:02] ---
    Click!
[10:05] ---
    Then I'll bring out this!
[10:07] ---
    I'll take you to pieces with my EM waves!
[10:10] ---
    Autumn... Dynamite!
[10:13] ---
    Nooooo!
[10:18] ---
    Pekechonpa!
[10:20] ---
    Okay, Mr. Sergeant! Let us battle!
[10:23] ---
    Sure!
[10:24] ---
    That time is here at last!
[10:26] ---
    The final is Uncle vs.
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[10:30] ---
    Or, like, final battle?
[10:32] ---
    Looks like there are no
    problems with the system...
[10:35] ---
    I'll concentrate on enjoying this game, sir!
[10:38] ---
    Prepare for defeat, Private Tamama!
[10:41] ---
    I summon the Mobile Machine Mech, Dangal!
SIGN    Dangal
    Dan Ikeda Not Included
[10:45] ---
    A thoughtless move, Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    Adult Natsumi Special Move: Bombshell
[10:50] ---
    Gero?!
[10:52] ---
    I... I'm only just getting started, sir!
[10:55] ---
    Summon 556!
SIGN    Space Detective 556
[10:59] ---
    Trap card! Three-shelf storage unit!
[11:04] ---
    Gero!
[11:06] ---
    I-If this is how it's going to be...
[11:08] ---
    I summon myself but larger, sir!
[11:11] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[11:14] ---
    A spoon for a spoon!
[11:17] ---
    Momocchi!
[11:19] ---
    What are you doing to Fuyuki-kun?!
[11:23] ---
    Gero...
[11:24] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you still need more training!
SIGN    Stingy Thinking In Progress
[11:28] ---
    I was planning to dominate this tournament
    that I myself hosted and entered myself in,
[11:33] ---
    and take the prizes and
    prize money for myself, sir!
[11:38] ---
    Forgive me, Private Tamama!
[11:40] ---
    I summon Lady Mois!
[11:42] ---
    I'll do my best!
[11:44] ---
    That woman!! I summon
    Pekoponian Suit Mk. II!
SIGN    Pekoponian Suit Mk. II Private 2nd Class Tamama learns his own ugliness
[11:50] ---
    Armageddon!
SIGN    Armageddon
[11:59] ---
    That is not fair...
[12:01] ---
    I'll end your suffering, sir.
SIGN    Mecha Nyororo
    Nyororo Artificial Evolution Form: Attack Boosted Model
[12:03] ---
    Summon Mecha Nyororo!
SIGN    Nyobo (Magic)
    Mecha Nyororo Attack/Defense Up
[12:05] ---
    And with this magic card,
    I'll evolve it into Nyobo!
[12:16] ---
    Huh?! Why is it now Queen Nyororo?
[12:20] ---
    Looks like it glitched.
[12:21] ---
    Little bit of a design error.
[12:32] ---
    What right does a hologram like you
    have to do this to me, ma'am?
SIGN    Dehydration Complete
SIGN    Starfruit (Magic)
    Target card's skill
[12:35] ---
    I shummon a Shtarfruit...
SIGN    Crunch
[12:39] ---
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!!
SIGN    Shonen Alpha
    Captain Geroro
[12:44] ---
    Yeaaaaah!
[12:47] ---
    Gero?
[12:48] ---
    So this is where you were
    happily wasting your time.
[12:51] ---
    Another system bug, sir?
[12:54] ---
    You're mighty arrogant for a hologra—
[12:56] ---
    Who are you calling a hologram?!
[12:58] ---
    You're on cleaning duty today, remember?!
[13:01] ---
    Gero?! The real thing?!
[13:02] ---
    But I am Keroro of "back then," ma'am!
[13:06] ---
    Even if you are the real Lady Natsumi...
[13:09] ---
    That starfruit was a hologram.
[13:13] ---
    Gorging yourself on that
    won't make you what you once were.
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
[13:17] ---
    Gero! Please forgive me, ma'am!
[13:21] ---
    Now I feel like playing some card games!
[13:24] ---
    Of course... I think I'll pass
    on any games the sergeant has made.
[13:36] ---
    How much time has passed since
    Sergeant Keroro's platoon came to Earth?
[13:41] [SONG] ---
    Keroro! Keroro! Sergeant! 3, 2, 1, Fire!
[13:42] ---
    They have become completely
    accustomed to life on Earth.
[13:47] ---
    But they do not know...
[13:50] ---
    ...that they've been under constant surveillance
     by unknown entities.
[13:56] ---
    Keroro: The Targeted Platoon, Sir!
SIGN    Shurashurashurashura...
SIGN    Putaputaputaputa... Mekemekemekemeke... Girugirugirugiru...
SIGN    Dokudokudokudoku... Kagekagekagekage... Nuinuinuinui...
SIGN    Shurashurashurashura... Putaputaputaputa... Mekemekemekemeke... Girugirugirugiru... Dokudokudokudoku... Kagekagekagekage... Nuinuinuinui...
[14:19] ---
    Those who gather with me, the time is ripe.
[14:22] ---
    Now is at laaast the time for us to move!
[14:25] ---
    First, observe these people, and burn
    their image fast into your eyes!
[14:30] ---
    For theeese are they who are
    known as the Keroro Platoooon.
[14:35] ---
    The first is said, by
    persons I do not knooow,
[14:37] ---
    to be the most dangerous soldier
     in the universe.
[14:39] ---
    Corporal Giroro.
[14:40] ---
    Skilled enough to place first in the Keron
    Army Invitational Shooting Tournament.
[14:45] ---
    His combat ability and total
    mastery of all kinds of weaponry
[14:49] ---
    can noooot be underestimated!
[14:51] ---
    Howeeeever! He is, at his core,
     the Red Darumaaa!
[14:55] ---
    He is the fall guy! And has
    a number of weaknesses!
[14:59] ---
    Weakness number ooone!
[15:02] ---
    Ghosts and speeecters.
[15:06] ---
    
[15:06] ---
    Number two! Seeeea cucumberrrrs!
[15:11] ---
    Tch... Out of ammo, huh...
[15:13] ---
    And the cherry on top...
[15:13] ---
    Hey! Gimme another magazine!
[15:15] ---
    ...the Pekoponian girl, Hinata Natsumi!
[15:15] ---
    Here! Come on, Giroro, hurry up...
[15:19] ---
    Hey! Gimme a grenade!
[15:19] ---
    No Nyororooo is needed to
    render him spinelessss!
[15:21] ---
    Here!
SIGN    Back
[15:22] ---
    Come on, aren't you ready yet?
[15:23] ---
    One Hinata Natsumi is enooooough!
[15:28] ---
    Girochoo!
[15:30] ---
    I-Is Natsumi talking about me,
    or something...?
[15:33] ---
    Shuraraaaaaa! Number two,
[15:36] ---
    is, in his own words, the man who
    makes the impossible possible:
[15:39] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
SIGN    "We are all living creatures" Gun
[15:42] ---
    He serves as the Keroro Platoon's
    operations communications officer,
SIGN    Product Number 003
    Flash Spoon
SIGN    All-Purpose Weaponization Drink Nanora
[15:45] ---
    and his mad and dangerous
    inventions defy enumeration!
SIGN    Soul Diver
SIGN    Product Number 002
    Steel Virgin
SIGN    Cherry Blossoms Machine
[15:48] ---
    Howweeeever, he does have weeeeaknesses!
[15:53] ---
    Weakness number one!
[15:55] ---
    His abnormal obsession with
    the Pekoponian Hinata Aki!
[15:59] ---
    Oh, dear me!
[16:00] ---
    Number two!
[16:02] ---
    His favorite food, currrrry!
[16:03] ---
    Paradise, paradise!
[16:04] ---
    Curry is his lifeline!
[16:06] ---
    
[16:07] ---
    
[16:08] ---
    Aaaand... number three!
[16:11] ---
    His snide, dreary, loathsome,
    crafty personality!
SIGN    Eeeeeeek!
[16:14] ---
    That personality of his will one day trigger
    an irreverrrrrsible cataaaaastrophe!
[16:23] ---
    Ku... ku... kachoo!
[16:25] ---
    Someone's clearly raving about my genius...
[16:28] ---
    And next...
[16:30] ---
    Self-proclaimed as cute and pretty,
[16:32] ---
    the lovely idol character,
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[16:36] ---
    He polishes his abilities through
    a harsh training regimen,
[16:38] ---
    and is a young physical fighter who
    lets his fists speak for themseeeelves!
[16:42] ---
    Howeeever! As you may have surmised,
    he has weeeeaknesses!
[16:47] ---
    Weakness number one!
    Snacks, cakes, cola and sodas!
SIGN    Chocolate
[16:51] ---
    He stuffs himself so much
    that his blood sugar levels
[16:54] ---
    are through the roof, I'm telling yaaa.
[16:56] ---
    Number two! He is a liar and a braggart!
[17:01] ---
    Let me show you how brutal
    a violent organic entity can be.
[17:06] ---
    Let's see now. It's time for some
    shooting practice. With a live target.
[17:11] ---
    So you call me
    a "beast-human" behind my back.
[17:15] ---
    A cold-blooded monster like myself
    shouldn't have any objections.
[17:17] ---
    The mouth can be its own downfall...
[17:20] ---
    I may not know how to swim, but...
SIGN    Jealousy
[17:22] ---
    Jealousy!
[17:23] ---
    In addition to this
    is his terrible personality!
SIGN    Rumble
    Rumble
    Rumble
[17:26] ---
    His jealousy reaches Guinness levels!
SIGN    Jealousy Shot
[17:29] ---
    Jealousy Shot!
SIGN    Know
    when to
    shut up,
    butthead
SIGN    You
    think
    you're
    so hot?
SIGN    Who made
    you a
    Senior
    Private?
[17:31] ---
    At this rate...
[17:33] ---
    ...he will eventually destroy himseeelf.
SIGN    What the
    heck did you
    come here for?
SIGN    I hate
    the way
    you talk!
[17:37] ---
    Tamachoo!
[17:39] ---
    Tama?
[17:41] ---
    Shuraraaaa!
[17:43] ---
    Which finally brings us
    to the star performer.
[17:45] ---
    The inexpliiicable target of
    Private Tamama's undying love,
[17:48] ---
    and the leader of the Keroro Platoon.
    His naaaame is:
[17:51] ---
    Sergeant Keroro!
SIGN    Rub Rub Rub
[17:54] ---
    Gundam models, anime, and maaaanga.
    His days are filled with his hobbieeees!
SIGN    Crunch Crunch Crunch
SIGN    Click Click Click
SIGN    Bwah ha ha ha ha!
[17:58] ---
    Whatever happened to the Keroro of "baaaack then,"
    so highly praised for his talents?
[18:02] ---
    Ahhhh, the Keron Star is cryyyying!
[18:06] ---
    Ahh, yes, yes. Just in case,
[18:09] ---
    let me tell you Sergeant Keroro's
    weaknesses, as well.
[18:12] ---
    The Pekoponian Hinata Fuyukiii.
[18:15] ---
    We're friends, aren't we?!
[18:16] ---
    This boy has a "but we're friends,
    aren't we?!" attack,
SIGN    Friends
SIGN    Friends
[18:19] ---
    Friends!
[18:20] ---
    to which Sergeant Keroro is
    fantaaaastically weeeeak!
[18:24] ---
    Friends...
[18:26] ---
    Kerochoo!
[18:26] ---
    Achoo!
[18:28] ---
    Do I have a cold...?
[18:30] ---
    Or maybe hay fever?
[18:32] ---
    Gero...?
[18:32] ---
    That is aaall.
[18:34] ---
    The complete outline of the Keroro Platooon.
[18:36] ---
    U-Umm... Excuse me...
[18:38] ---
    Aren't you... forgetting someone?
[18:40] ---
    Hmmmm?! And whoooo are youuuu?
[18:44] ---
    Ahh... I-It's a pleasure to meet you.
[18:47] ---
    I am the... I mean some
    people call me the... umm...
[18:49] ---
    Ohhh! Right you aaaaare, I almost
    allowed it to slip my miiind!
[18:54] ---
    The Keroro Platoon's operator,
[18:56] ---
    Angooool Moooois!
[18:59] ---
    Command Input!
[19:00] ---
    Destroyers and executioners of planets,
[19:03] ---
    Change! Lucifer Spear!
[19:03] ---
    the Angol tribe.
[19:05] ---
    The most troublesome member
    of the Keroro Platoon
[19:08] ---
    may in fact be this girl!
[19:11] ---
    Buuuut!
[19:12] ---
    Black Armageddon!
SIGN    Black Armageddon
[19:16] ---
    She is pooowerless before the Annngol Stone!
[19:20] ---
    She is nothing to feeear!
[19:22] ---
    Shuraraaaa!
[19:23] ---
    Ahhh... it looks like he
    really has been forgotten...
[19:27] ---
    Hmmm?
[19:29] ---
    Fine! I'll give you a special hint!
[19:32] ---
    His body is blue-ish,
[19:35] ---
    and his name begins with a D!
SIGN    D??
[19:38] ---
    A bluuuue body and a "D"...?
SIGN    D??
[19:41] ---
    D... D...
[19:44] ---
    Dora...
SIGN    Dora?
[19:45] ---
    Dori...
SIGN    Dori?
[19:47] ---
    Doru...
SIGN    Doru?
[19:48] ---
    Dore...
SIGN    Dore?
[19:50] ---
    Ahhh... I can't get it...
SIGN    Doro?
[19:53] ---
    Doro...?
[19:55] ---
    Doro...?! Ohhh! Yeeees!
[19:58] ---
    I had compleeeetely forgotten!
[19:59] ---
    The man once known as Zeroro:
    Lance Corporal Dororo!
[20:03] ---
    Hooray!
[20:05] ---
    In the past,
[20:07] ---
    he carried out missions along with me.
[20:10] ---
    The top member of the ultra-elite
    Keron Army squadron "Assassin,"
[20:13] ---
    Ultra Ballistic...
[20:14] ---
    he also mastered ninjutsu on Pekopon,
[20:14] ---
    Twin Flame Slash!
[20:16] ---
    and his abilities in combat
    exceed even Corporal Giroro's!
[20:19] ---
    But in contrast to this, he also
    possesses fatal weeeaknesses!
SIGN    We went to the beach. That's Hicksville Beach. - Hinata
[20:25] ---
    Weakness number ooone!
    His weeeeak presence!
[20:30] ---
    Number two!
[20:32] ---
    The trauma he carries from childhood!
[20:35] ---
    And most importantly,
    his passionate love for Pekopon!
[20:40] ---
    That heart of his,
    unthinkable for an invader,
[20:43] ---
    will likely become his undoing!
[20:46] ---
    Dorochoo!
[20:48] ---
    I feel some kind of uneasy premonition!
[20:51] ---
    Shuraraaaaa... The aforementioned is...
[20:54] ---
    ...my analysis of the Keroro Platooooon.
[20:57] ---
    Let us gooo, to Pekopon!
[20:59] ---
    We shall teach the Keroro Platoon the
    fearsomeness of our Shurara Cooorps!
SIGN    Shurashurashurashura... Putaputaputaputa... Mekemekemekemeke... Girugirugirugiru... Dokudokudokudoku... Kagekagekagekage... Nuinuinuinui...
[21:12] ---
    What?! D-Don't tell me these people are...
[21:15] ---
    ...enemies of the Keroro Platoon?
[21:18] ---
    Sarge! Now isn't the time
    to be happily playing!
[21:23] ---
    My collection is in good shape, sir!
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:07] ---
    It's Momoka.
[23:08] ---
    Paul, at your service.
[23:09] ---
    Paul, you became a butler to our house
    after losing a battle with my father, yes?
[23:14] ---
    Yes.
[23:14] ---
    What if you had won?
[23:16] ---
    W-Well... I'm afraid there
    are all kinds of reasons
SIGN    Invasion Complete
[23:18] ---
    that I can't go into the full detail of...
SIGN    Hunt
[23:19] ---
    Ohhhh?
[23:20] ---
    Urgh...
[23:21] ---
    Nishizawas, how much do you guys own?!
SIGN    Nishizawa Group
[23:25] ---
    "Momoka: The Best Mother's Day, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:30] ---
    Ge-Gero!