# E159 - Keroro: Heated Card Battles, Sir! / Keroro: The Targeted Platoon, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN29P5/keroro-heated-card-battles-sir--keroro-the-targeted-platoon-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:31] ---**
Have you ever collected cards?
**[01:34] ---**
Battling other people with cards
seems to be popular recently.
**[01:42] ---**
Exactly!
**[01:43] ---**
Which is why I, too,
**[01:45] ---**
have had Kululu create me this virtual battle
system and these trading card decks!
**[01:50] ---**
I call it...
*Keroro King ☆ Aliens Gathering!*
***SIGN*** Keroro King ☆ Aliens Gathering
**[01:55] ---**
With this, you can play with the card
characters as projected holograms!
**[01:58] ---**
If we sell the battle platform
and the cards as a set,
**[02:00] ---**
it's guaranteed to be a massive hit!
***SIGN*** Pekopon
**[02:03] ---**
We'll invade Pekopon with cards, sir!
**[02:05] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[02:10] ---**
Keroro: Heated Card Battles, Sir!
**[02:15] ---**
So!
**[02:16] ---**
Let's have a test play, sir!
**[02:19] ---**
Woo! This sounds kind of fun!
**[02:22] ---**
So, whichever player survives
the tournament bracket,
**[02:25] ---**
will face me in the final.
**[02:28] ---**
What?!
**[02:29] ---**
Why do you get seeded?!
**[02:31] ---**
Hmm? Don't you realize I invented this game?
**[02:36] ---**
I am the Creator!
**[02:37] ---**
Besides which, this is also
an order from your leader.
**[02:42] ---**
You'll each start with 1000 points.
**[02:45] ---**
Attack your opponent with your cards,
**[02:47] ---**
and reduce your opponent's
points to 0 to win.
**[02:50] ---**
Okay, everyone, this is what
you've all been waiting for!
**[02:53] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama vs.
Lance Corporal Dororo!
**[02:56] ---**
Corporal Giroro vs.
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[02:58] ---**
Ready... go!
**[03:00] ---**
Or, like, begin battle?
**[03:03] ---**
Then I will draw first.
***SIGN*** Wettle King Special Attack: Wettle Shot
**[03:07] ---**
I summon Wettle King!
***SIGN*** Wettle King
**[03:16] ---**
Wettle Shock!
**[03:16] [SONG] ---**
You destroy the precious peace...
**[03:23] [SONG] ---**
Wettle King!
**[03:24] ---**
I put Wettle King in Defense,
and end my turn.
**[03:27] ---**
Hoho...?
**[03:30] ---**
I guess we'll start over here, too.
***SIGN*** 753-san
Scary when it gets mad
**[03:33] ---**
I summon 753-san!
**[03:40] ---**
In Defense! End Turn!
**[03:42] ---**
What things a virtual system can do.
**[03:44] ---**
But this is one of Kululu's inventions.
That makes me a little worried!
**[03:48] ---**
Now it's my turn!
**[03:50] ---**
Draw!
**[03:52] ---**
I summon Nyororo!
**[03:54] ---**
You can draw up to 3 cards per turn,
so I will draw another one.
**[03:59] ---**
What?! You can?!
**[04:01] ---**
Activate magic card!
**[04:03] ---**
I'll evolve Nyororo into Mecha Nyororo,
**[04:06] ---**
and attack Wettle King!
**[04:10] ---**
Wettle...!
**[04:12] ---**
Ahhh! I have been injured!
***SIGN*** Wettle King
Special Attack: Wettle Shot
**[04:14] ---**
And last, I will summon Sylvie in Defense,
and end my turn!
**[04:23] ---**
Draw card.
**[04:26] ---**
Summon Dasonu☆Maso.
**[04:28] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
**[04:31] ---**
I am Dasonu☆Maso!
**[04:32] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
**[04:34] ---**
Attack 753-san!
**[04:35] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, chance!
**[04:36] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
***SIGN*** I'll
comb
straight
out!
**[04:37] ---**
When I have a test, I tell everyone
"I wasn't able to study at all,"
**[04:41] ---**
but the truth is, I studied my butt off!
**[04:41] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
**[04:43] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
***SIGN*** I'll comb straight out!
**[04:43] ---**
When I run a marathon,
**[04:44] [SONG] ---**
That girl looks like she kisses sweetly.
**[04:45] ---**
I tell everyone, "Let's take it slow, guys,"
**[04:47] ---**
but then I dash off alone!
**[04:48] [SONG] ---**
His name is Dasonu☆Maso!
Dancing in my soul!
**[04:49] ---**
That is who I am!
**[04:51] ---**
Oh no! At this rate, 753-san will be soothed!
**[04:52] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso!
***SIGN*** Smile
**[04:59] ---**
Hmph! He got me!
***SIGN*** Space Cerberus
**[05:02] ---**
Summon Space Cerberus in Defense. End turn.
**[05:07] ---**
No problems at all so far, sir.
**[05:10] ---**
I dororo a card!
**[05:13] ---**
Get it? Ha ha ha ha.
***SIGN*** Chuton Escape Success Probability x 2
**[05:15] ---**
I summon Chuton from planet Lu-Ne!
**[05:17] ---**
I attack Sylvie!
**[05:19] ---**
Space Illusion:
**[05:21] ---**
Dark Matter!
**[05:24] ---**
Sylvie is counterattacking!
**[05:28] ---**
Ahh! Chuton got taken down!
**[05:29] ---**
What?! Again?!
**[05:31] ---**
It's because of your lame-o gags.
**[05:35] ---**
By the way, as a special ability
of my Sylvie card,
**[05:38] ---**
when you take an attack from this card,
**[05:40] ---**
the player can draw one card
even during the opponent's turn!
**[05:43] ---**
What?! You can?!
***SIGN*** Poyon Special Skill: Spacial Movement
**[05:45] ---**
I summon space police officer Poyon-chan!
**[05:48] ---**
And activate another special ability!
**[05:51] ---**
Forcibly summon three weak monster cards
from your opponent's deck and attack them all!
***SIGN*** R Grey - Impostor
3M - Distance Measuring
Mr. G - Full HD Not Supported
**[05:57] ---**
I am space police officer Poyon, poyo!
**[06:00] ---**
Hey, you two! And the guy in the back!
**[06:03] ---**
You are under arrest for
identity forgery, poyo!
**[06:05] ---**
Poyoyoyoyo!
**[06:14] ---**
Mission accomplished, poyo.
**[06:15] ---**
It is my defeat...
**[06:18] ---**
The winner is Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[06:21] ---**
Not bad, Private Tamama.
**[06:23] ---**
It's my turn!
***SIGN*** Corporal Giroro
Special Attack: Barrage of Gunfire
**[06:25] ---**
I summon myself,
and attack the Space Cerberus!
**[06:44] ---**
Take this!
**[06:46] ---**
Hmph. Simple.
**[06:49] ---**
I equip a Powered Suit onto myself,
and end my turn.
**[06:53] ---**
My next will be your last!
**[06:54] ---**
Then how about this?
***SIGN*** Powered Natsumi
Spacial Movement Distance x 7
**[06:56] ---**
I summon Powered Natsumi!
**[06:58] ---**
What?!
**[07:11] ---**
Attack Giroro-senpai's Powered Suit!
**[07:27] ---**
Here's your reward!
**[07:30] ---**
Now!
**[07:32] ---**
Natsumi, my love. Kiss me tender
and hold me tight... forever!
**[07:42] ---**
Tch. A draw. Fine, then I'll...
***SIGN*** Telephone Pole & Trash Can (Magic)
Draws animal characters to it
**[07:46] ---**
...activate my magic card,
Telephone Pole & Trash Can!
**[07:50] ---**
Followed by Famous Dog Natchi!
***SIGN*** Famous Dog Natchi
Sense of Smell x 1,000,000
**[07:51] ---**
What?!
**[07:53] ---**
Wh-What a cowardly attack!
**[07:56] ---**
Stop! Stoooppp!
**[07:58] ---**
There's no room for mercy in a battle!
**[08:01] ---**
What?! An exquisite blend...
sweetness, spiciness,
**[08:06] ---**
tenderness, toughness...
**[08:09] ---**
A tapestry of beautiful smells.
**[08:11] ---**
Why... do I feel so drawn
to that telephone pole?
**[08:15] ---**
I want to leave my mark. Let them know.
**[08:15] ---**
D-Don't show this unbecoming
display to me...!
**[08:17] ---**
That I was here...
**[08:20] ---**
N-Natsumi...!
**[08:23] ---**
The winner is Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[08:25] ---**
This can work.
**[08:26] ---**
This game... can work, sir!
**[08:29] ---**
Never mind Pekopon,
**[08:30] ---**
this could be a hit across
the whole universe!
**[08:34] ---**
Advancing into the semi-final are...
**[08:36] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama
and Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[08:39] ---**
I go first!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invader Machine Legs are just for show!
**[08:41] ---**
Summoning Pekopon Invader Machine!
**[08:49] ---**
Summon the commander.
***SIGN*** Natto
***SIGN*** "Transform into Kaminari-sama" Gun (Magic) Convert target card to Lightning-type
**[08:54] ---**
And activate this thing.
**[09:10] ---**
Oh! The Pekopon Invader Machine gives up
in the face of the stringy natto attack!
**[09:16] ---**
I'm not done!
**[09:18] ---**
I summon Viper, Viper's elder brother,
and the Viper family!
***SIGN*** Great-Uncle
***SIGN*** Elder
***SIGN*** Father
***SIGN*** Henchman
**[09:22] ---**
And I evolve Viper into Mecha Viper
with a magic card!
***SIGN*** Courtesan
***SIGN*** Passerby
***SIGN*** Shopkeeper
***SIGN*** Oldest Grandchild
**[09:26] ---**
I will fight numbers with numbers!
***SIGN*** Jaba Tama Keroiser!
**[09:29] ---**
The Ultra-Spirit Jaba Tama Keroiser!
***SIGN*** Ultra-Spirit Jaba Tama Keroiser
**[09:31] ---**
The Kero Rangers!
**[09:33] ---**
The Rememberangers!
**[09:35] ---**
I'm Keroro!
**[09:38] ---**
I guess I'm done for!
**[09:42] ---**
Kululu-senpai, it looks like you
built your deck wrong, huh?
**[09:47] ---**
Don't make me get serious.
**[09:49] ---**
Summoning Kululu Robot!
***SIGN*** Kululu Robot
**[09:53] ---**
I'll fight robots with robots!
**[09:55] ---**
AK-966, also known as Autumn H! Summon!
**[10:02] ---**
Click!
**[10:05] ---**
Then I'll bring out this!
**[10:07] ---**
I'll take you to pieces with my EM waves!
**[10:10] ---**
Autumn... Dynamite!
**[10:13] ---**
Nooooo!
**[10:18] ---**
Pekechonpa!
**[10:20] ---**
Okay, Mr. Sergeant! Let us battle!
**[10:23] ---**
Sure!
**[10:24] ---**
That time is here at last!
**[10:26] ---**
The final is Uncle vs.
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[10:30] ---**
Or, like, final battle?
**[10:32] ---**
Looks like there are no
problems with the system...
**[10:35] ---**
I'll concentrate on enjoying this game, sir!
**[10:38] ---**
Prepare for defeat, Private Tamama!
**[10:41] ---**
I summon the Mobile Machine Mech, Dangal!
***SIGN*** Dangal
Dan Ikeda Not Included
**[10:45] ---**
A thoughtless move, Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Adult Natsumi Special Move: Bombshell
**[10:50] ---**
Gero?!
**[10:52] ---**
I... I'm only just getting started, sir!
**[10:55] ---**
Summon 556!
***SIGN*** Space Detective 556
**[10:59] ---**
Trap card! Three-shelf storage unit!
**[11:04] ---**
Gero!
**[11:06] ---**
I-If this is how it's going to be...
**[11:08] ---**
I summon myself but larger, sir!
**[11:11] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[11:14] ---**
A spoon for a spoon!
**[11:17] ---**
Momocchi!
**[11:19] ---**
What are you doing to Fuyuki-kun?!
**[11:23] ---**
Gero...
**[11:24] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you still need more training!
***SIGN*** Stingy Thinking In Progress
**[11:28] ---**
I was planning to dominate this tournament
that I myself hosted and entered myself in,
**[11:33] ---**
and take the prizes and
prize money for myself, sir!
**[11:38] ---**
Forgive me, Private Tamama!
**[11:40] ---**
I summon Lady Mois!
**[11:42] ---**
I'll do my best!
**[11:44] ---**
That woman!! I summon
Pekoponian Suit Mk. II!
***SIGN*** Pekoponian Suit Mk. II Private 2nd Class Tamama learns his own ugliness
**[11:50] ---**
Armageddon!
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[11:59] ---**
That is not fair...
**[12:01] ---**
I'll end your suffering, sir.
***SIGN*** Mecha Nyororo
Nyororo Artificial Evolution Form: Attack Boosted Model
**[12:03] ---**
Summon Mecha Nyororo!
***SIGN*** Nyobo (Magic)
Mecha Nyororo Attack/Defense Up
**[12:05] ---**
And with this magic card,
I'll evolve it into Nyobo!
**[12:16] ---**
Huh?! Why is it now Queen Nyororo?
**[12:20] ---**
Looks like it glitched.
**[12:21] ---**
Little bit of a design error.
**[12:32] ---**
What right does a hologram like you
have to do this to me, ma'am?
***SIGN*** Dehydration Complete
***SIGN*** Starfruit (Magic)
Target card's skill
**[12:35] ---**
I shummon a Shtarfruit...
***SIGN*** Crunch
**[12:39] ---**
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!!
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
Captain Geroro
**[12:44] ---**
Yeaaaaah!
**[12:47] ---**
Gero?
**[12:48] ---**
So this is where you were
happily wasting your time.
**[12:51] ---**
Another system bug, sir?
**[12:54] ---**
You're mighty arrogant for a hologra—
**[12:56] ---**
Who are you calling a hologram?!
**[12:58] ---**
You're on cleaning duty today, remember?!
**[13:01] ---**
Gero?! The real thing?!
**[13:02] ---**
But I am Keroro of "back then," ma'am!
**[13:06] ---**
Even if you are the real Lady Natsumi...
**[13:09] ---**
That starfruit was a hologram.
**[13:13] ---**
Gorging yourself on that
won't make you what you once were.
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
**[13:17] ---**
Gero! Please forgive me, ma'am!
**[13:21] ---**
Now I feel like playing some card games!
**[13:24] ---**
Of course... I think I'll pass
on any games the sergeant has made.
**[13:36] ---**
How much time has passed since
Sergeant Keroro's platoon came to Earth?
**[13:41] [SONG] ---**
Keroro! Keroro! Sergeant! 3, 2, 1, Fire!
**[13:42] ---**
They have become completely
accustomed to life on Earth.
**[13:47] ---**
But they do not know...
**[13:50] ---**
...that they've been under constant surveillance
by unknown entities.
**[13:56] ---**
Keroro: The Targeted Platoon, Sir!
***SIGN*** Shurashurashurashura...
***SIGN*** Putaputaputaputa... Mekemekemekemeke... Girugirugirugiru...
***SIGN*** Dokudokudokudoku... Kagekagekagekage... Nuinuinuinui...
***SIGN*** Shurashurashurashura... Putaputaputaputa... Mekemekemekemeke... Girugirugirugiru... Dokudokudokudoku... Kagekagekagekage... Nuinuinuinui...
**[14:19] ---**
Those who gather with me, the time is ripe.
**[14:22] ---**
Now is at laaast the time for us to move!
**[14:25] ---**
First, observe these people, and burn
their image fast into your eyes!
**[14:30] ---**
For theeese are they who are
known as the Keroro Platoooon.
**[14:35] ---**
The first is said, by
persons I do not knooow,
**[14:37] ---**
to be the most dangerous soldier
in the universe.
**[14:39] ---**
Corporal Giroro.
**[14:40] ---**
Skilled enough to place first in the Keron
Army Invitational Shooting Tournament.
**[14:45] ---**
His combat ability and total
mastery of all kinds of weaponry
**[14:49] ---**
can noooot be underestimated!
**[14:51] ---**
Howeeeever! He is, at his core,
the Red Darumaaa!
**[14:55] ---**
He is the fall guy! And has
a number of weaknesses!
**[14:59] ---**
Weakness number ooone!
**[15:02] ---**
Ghosts and speeecters.
**[15:06] ---**
**[15:06] ---**
Number two! Seeeea cucumberrrrs!
**[15:11] ---**
Tch... Out of ammo, huh...
**[15:13] ---**
And the cherry on top...
**[15:13] ---**
Hey! Gimme another magazine!
**[15:15] ---**
...the Pekoponian girl, Hinata Natsumi!
**[15:15] ---**
Here! Come on, Giroro, hurry up...
**[15:19] ---**
Hey! Gimme a grenade!
**[15:19] ---**
No Nyororooo is needed to
render him spinelessss!
**[15:21] ---**
Here!
***SIGN*** Back
**[15:22] ---**
Come on, aren't you ready yet?
**[15:23] ---**
One Hinata Natsumi is enooooough!
**[15:28] ---**
Girochoo!
**[15:30] ---**
I-Is Natsumi talking about me,
or something...?
**[15:33] ---**
Shuraraaaaaa! Number two,
**[15:36] ---**
is, in his own words, the man who
makes the impossible possible:
**[15:39] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
***SIGN*** "We are all living creatures" Gun
**[15:42] ---**
He serves as the Keroro Platoon's
operations communications officer,
***SIGN*** Product Number 003
Flash Spoon
***SIGN*** All-Purpose Weaponization Drink Nanora
**[15:45] ---**
and his mad and dangerous
inventions defy enumeration!
***SIGN*** Soul Diver
***SIGN*** Product Number 002
Steel Virgin
***SIGN*** Cherry Blossoms Machine
**[15:48] ---**
Howweeeever, he does have weeeeaknesses!
**[15:53] ---**
Weakness number one!
**[15:55] ---**
His abnormal obsession with
the Pekoponian Hinata Aki!
**[15:59] ---**
Oh, dear me!
**[16:00] ---**
Number two!
**[16:02] ---**
His favorite food, currrrry!
**[16:03] ---**
Paradise, paradise!
**[16:04] ---**
Curry is his lifeline!
**[16:06] ---**
**[16:07] ---**
**[16:08] ---**
Aaaand... number three!
**[16:11] ---**
His snide, dreary, loathsome,
crafty personality!
***SIGN*** Eeeeeeek!
**[16:14] ---**
That personality of his will one day trigger
an irreverrrrrsible cataaaaastrophe!
**[16:23] ---**
Ku... ku... kachoo!
**[16:25] ---**
Someone's clearly raving about my genius...
**[16:28] ---**
And next...
**[16:30] ---**
Self-proclaimed as cute and pretty,
**[16:32] ---**
the lovely idol character,
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[16:36] ---**
He polishes his abilities through
a harsh training regimen,
**[16:38] ---**
and is a young physical fighter who
lets his fists speak for themseeeelves!
**[16:42] ---**
Howeeever! As you may have surmised,
he has weeeeaknesses!
**[16:47] ---**
Weakness number one!
Snacks, cakes, cola and sodas!
***SIGN*** Chocolate
**[16:51] ---**
He stuffs himself so much
that his blood sugar levels
**[16:54] ---**
are through the roof, I'm telling yaaa.
**[16:56] ---**
Number two! He is a liar and a braggart!
**[17:01] ---**
Let me show you how brutal
a violent organic entity can be.
**[17:06] ---**
Let's see now. It's time for some
shooting practice. With a live target.
**[17:11] ---**
So you call me
a "beast-human" behind my back.
**[17:15] ---**
A cold-blooded monster like myself
shouldn't have any objections.
**[17:17] ---**
The mouth can be its own downfall...
**[17:20] ---**
I may not know how to swim, but...
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[17:22] ---**
Jealousy!
**[17:23] ---**
In addition to this
is his terrible personality!
***SIGN*** Rumble
Rumble
Rumble
**[17:26] ---**
His jealousy reaches Guinness levels!
***SIGN*** Jealousy Shot
**[17:29] ---**
Jealousy Shot!
***SIGN*** Know
when to
shut up,
butthead
***SIGN*** You
think
you're
so hot?
***SIGN*** Who made
you a
Senior
Private?
**[17:31] ---**
At this rate...
**[17:33] ---**
...he will eventually destroy himseeelf.
***SIGN*** What the
heck did you
come here for?
***SIGN*** I hate
the way
you talk!
**[17:37] ---**
Tamachoo!
**[17:39] ---**
Tama?
**[17:41] ---**
Shuraraaaa!
**[17:43] ---**
Which finally brings us
to the star performer.
**[17:45] ---**
The inexpliiicable target of
Private Tamama's undying love,
**[17:48] ---**
and the leader of the Keroro Platoon.
His naaaame is:
**[17:51] ---**
Sergeant Keroro!
***SIGN*** Rub Rub Rub
**[17:54] ---**
Gundam models, anime, and maaaanga.
His days are filled with his hobbieeees!
***SIGN*** Crunch Crunch Crunch
***SIGN*** Click Click Click
***SIGN*** Bwah ha ha ha ha!
**[17:58] ---**
Whatever happened to the Keroro of "baaaack then,"
so highly praised for his talents?
**[18:02] ---**
Ahhhh, the Keron Star is cryyyying!
**[18:06] ---**
Ahh, yes, yes. Just in case,
**[18:09] ---**
let me tell you Sergeant Keroro's
weaknesses, as well.
**[18:12] ---**
The Pekoponian Hinata Fuyukiii.
**[18:15] ---**
We're friends, aren't we?!
**[18:16] ---**
This boy has a "but we're friends,
aren't we?!" attack,
***SIGN*** Friends
***SIGN*** Friends
**[18:19] ---**
Friends!
**[18:20] ---**
to which Sergeant Keroro is
fantaaaastically weeeeak!
**[18:24] ---**
Friends...
**[18:26] ---**
Kerochoo!
**[18:26] ---**
Achoo!
**[18:28] ---**
Do I have a cold...?
**[18:30] ---**
Or maybe hay fever?
**[18:32] ---**
Gero...?
**[18:32] ---**
That is aaall.
**[18:34] ---**
The complete outline of the Keroro Platooon.
**[18:36] ---**
U-Umm... Excuse me...
**[18:38] ---**
Aren't you... forgetting someone?
**[18:40] ---**
Hmmmm?! And whoooo are youuuu?
**[18:44] ---**
Ahh... I-It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[18:47] ---**
I am the... I mean some
people call me the... umm...
**[18:49] ---**
Ohhh! Right you aaaaare, I almost
allowed it to slip my miiind!
**[18:54] ---**
The Keroro Platoon's operator,
**[18:56] ---**
Angooool Moooois!
**[18:59] ---**
Command Input!
**[19:00] ---**
Destroyers and executioners of planets,
**[19:03] ---**
Change! Lucifer Spear!
**[19:03] ---**
the Angol tribe.
**[19:05] ---**
The most troublesome member
of the Keroro Platoon
**[19:08] ---**
may in fact be this girl!
**[19:11] ---**
Buuuut!
**[19:12] ---**
Black Armageddon!
***SIGN*** Black Armageddon
**[19:16] ---**
She is pooowerless before the Annngol Stone!
**[19:20] ---**
She is nothing to feeear!
**[19:22] ---**
Shuraraaaa!
**[19:23] ---**
Ahhh... it looks like he
really has been forgotten...
**[19:27] ---**
Hmmm?
**[19:29] ---**
Fine! I'll give you a special hint!
**[19:32] ---**
His body is blue-ish,
**[19:35] ---**
and his name begins with a D!
***SIGN*** D??
**[19:38] ---**
A bluuuue body and a "D"...?
***SIGN*** D??
**[19:41] ---**
D... D...
**[19:44] ---**
Dora...
***SIGN*** Dora?
**[19:45] ---**
Dori...
***SIGN*** Dori?
**[19:47] ---**
Doru...
***SIGN*** Doru?
**[19:48] ---**
Dore...
***SIGN*** Dore?
**[19:50] ---**
Ahhh... I can't get it...
***SIGN*** Doro?
**[19:53] ---**
Doro...?
**[19:55] ---**
Doro...?! Ohhh! Yeeees!
**[19:58] ---**
I had compleeeetely forgotten!
**[19:59] ---**
The man once known as Zeroro:
Lance Corporal Dororo!
**[20:03] ---**
Hooray!
**[20:05] ---**
In the past,
**[20:07] ---**
he carried out missions along with me.
**[20:10] ---**
The top member of the ultra-elite
Keron Army squadron "Assassin,"
**[20:13] ---**
Ultra Ballistic...
**[20:14] ---**
he also mastered ninjutsu on Pekopon,
**[20:14] ---**
Twin Flame Slash!
**[20:16] ---**
and his abilities in combat
exceed even Corporal Giroro's!
**[20:19] ---**
But in contrast to this, he also
possesses fatal weeeaknesses!
***SIGN*** We went to the beach. That's Hicksville Beach. - Hinata
**[20:25] ---**
Weakness number ooone!
His weeeeak presence!
**[20:30] ---**
Number two!
**[20:32] ---**
The trauma he carries from childhood!
**[20:35] ---**
And most importantly,
his passionate love for Pekopon!
**[20:40] ---**
That heart of his,
unthinkable for an invader,
**[20:43] ---**
will likely become his undoing!
**[20:46] ---**
Dorochoo!
**[20:48] ---**
I feel some kind of uneasy premonition!
**[20:51] ---**
Shuraraaaaa... The aforementioned is...
**[20:54] ---**
...my analysis of the Keroro Platooooon.
**[20:57] ---**
Let us gooo, to Pekopon!
**[20:59] ---**
We shall teach the Keroro Platoon the
fearsomeness of our Shurara Cooorps!
***SIGN*** Shurashurashurashura... Putaputaputaputa... Mekemekemekemeke... Girugirugirugiru... Dokudokudokudoku... Kagekagekagekage... Nuinuinuinui...
**[21:12] ---**
What?! D-Don't tell me these people are...
**[21:15] ---**
...enemies of the Keroro Platoon?
**[21:18] ---**
Sarge! Now isn't the time
to be happily playing!
**[21:23] ---**
My collection is in good shape, sir!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:07] ---**
It's Momoka.
**[23:08] ---**
Paul, at your service.
**[23:09] ---**
Paul, you became a butler to our house
after losing a battle with my father, yes?
**[23:14] ---**
Yes.
**[23:14] ---**
What if you had won?
**[23:16] ---**
W-Well... I'm afraid there
are all kinds of reasons
***SIGN*** Invasion Complete
**[23:18] ---**
that I can't go into the full detail of...
***SIGN*** Hunt
**[23:19] ---**
Ohhhh?
**[23:20] ---**
Urgh...
**[23:21] ---**
Nishizawas, how much do you guys own?!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Group
**[23:25] ---**
"Momoka: The Best Mother's Day, Sir!"
**[23:28] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:30] ---**
Ge-Gero!