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E11 - The Keroro Platoon Appears on TV, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
    In a galaxy far, far away
    from our solar system...
[01:47] ---
    Oh, my! Engine failure, poyo!
[01:50] ---
    Hey, you're in outer space,
    in case you haven't noticed!
[01:53] ---
    Huh? What?!
[01:57] ---
    Who could this beauty be?
    And what is she trying to do?
[02:03] ---
    By the way, you are, of course,
     watching Keroro Gunsou.
[02:11] ---
    The Keroro Platoon Appears on TV, Sir!
[02:17] ---
    Uncle?
[02:19] ---
    Gero?
[02:19] ---
    There is an emergency message
    from headquarters!
[02:22] ---
    It's disguised as a
    Pekoponian postal package!
[02:27] ---
    Let me see.
[02:28] ---
    It's a videotape!
[02:30] ---
    Let's have a look at it.
[02:31] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Play
[02:34] ---
    Th-This is...!
[02:36] ---
    Journeys of the Shiku Shiku Voyagers
    is coming to visit Pekopon!
SIGN    Play
[02:40] ---
    "Shiku Shiku Voyagers"?
[02:42] ---
    And so...
[02:43] ---
    Next time, on Journeys of the
    Shiku Shiku Voyagers,

[02:46] ---
    we will visit the never-explored,
     mysterious Pekopon.
[02:49] ---
    What destiny awaits
    the voyagers? Please join us!
[02:55] ---
    "In order to maintain
    the morale of our forces,
[02:58] ---
    you must duly assume
    a posture of cooperation!"
[03:01] ---
    Hey! What are we going
    to do? It's TV!
[03:04] ---
    Shiku Shiku Voyagers
    is going to be here!
[03:05] ---
    What do you mean, Sarge?
    Who are the Shiku Shiku whatever?
[03:09] ---
    Shiku Shiku Voyagers is
[03:11] ---
    the most popular TV show
    in the whole galaxy!
[03:14] ---
    It's an emotional show about two comedians
     who visit and explore unknown planets, sir!
[03:23] ---
    Yeah, I enjoy the
    obviously-staged stories.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku...
[03:28] ---
    Why do you only see things
    in a warped way?
SIGN    Shiku Shiku (sob sob)
[03:31] ---
    Tears stream down my face
    every time I watch it.
[03:35] ---
    I understand what it's about now,
[03:37] ---
    but we'll need to talk it over
    with Mom and Natsumi.
[03:41] ---
    It can't be...
[03:50] ---
    So this is Pekopon!
[03:54] ---
    I'm so blown away
    by the beautiful scenery!
SIGN    Emotion Supervisor, R Grey
[03:57] ---
    Emotion Supervisor, R Grey.
[03:59] ---
    Actually, it's far from it.
[04:03] ---
    My evaluation is low, really low.
     About 5 cm.
SIGN    Accident Supervisor, 3M (meters)
[04:07] ---
    Accident Supervisor, 3M (meters).
SIGN    Director/Cameraman, Mr. G
[04:09] ---
    And the director/cameraman, Mr. G!
[04:15] ---
    The word is that the ladies
    in Pekopon are hot,
[04:19] ---
    so maybe we should have a look around
    and get some good footage.
[04:22] ---
    Yeah! That sounds great!
[04:25] ---
    Well, let's open with a showy accident.
[04:29] ---
    Let's do it, Mr. Accident Supervisor...
[04:36] ---
    How dare they...!
SIGN    Hinata Family
[04:40] ---
    We don't get to meet
    celebrities that often, sir.
SIGN    Hinata Family Hinata Family
[04:44] ---
    So, make sure none of you offend them!
[04:47] ---
    Right!
[04:49] ---
    I wonder if it's okay without
    checking with Mom and Natsumi.
[04:52] ---
    I guess it's okay...
[04:55] ---
    They are here! Come on guys!
    We need to put on our best smiles!
[05:01] ---
    Smile!
[05:02] ---
    Smile!
[05:05] ---
    Smile!
[05:08] ---
    Smile, smile!
[05:11] ---
    Yes, I am coming!
[05:14] ---
    What?
[05:15] ---
    Uncle?
[05:15] ---
    O-Our front door!
[05:18] ---
    Okay, here we go
    with our usual reaction.
[05:21] ---
    Oh, no! I destroyed
    an architectural object
[05:24] ---
    due to a lack of understanding
    about local customs.
[05:28] ---
    Will the Pekoponians
    forgive us for our doings?
[05:32] ---
    Thank you! They are
    welcoming us with a smile,
[05:35] ---
    even though we destroyed
    their architectural object!
[05:39] ---
    Emotional level, about 22 cm.
[05:42] ---
    Pekopon, the planet of
    compassion and friendship!
[05:45] ---
    And the peaceful and kind
    people who live here!
[05:48] ---
    We will be delivering
    our 322nd episode
[05:49] ---
    of Journeys of the
    Shiku Shiku Voyagers

[05:51] ---
    from this wonderful planet,
    Pekopon!
[05:55] ---
    Okay, cut.
[05:57] ---
    Did you get good footage, Mr. G?
[06:00] ---
    Uncle! Uncle!
[06:02] ---
    Uh...
[06:03] ---
    The green room.
[06:04] ---
    Huh?
[06:04] ---
    You can't have celebrities
    just standing around here!
[06:08] ---
    Where is the green room?
[06:09] ---
    Yes, sir...
SIGN    The Shiku Shiku Voyagers Green Room
[06:13] ---
    Are you okay, Uncle?
[06:15] ---
    It's no big deal!
[06:16] ---
    These things happen when
    there is a gap in culture and customs.
[06:20] ---
    That's one of Shiku Shiku Voyagers'
    selling points.
[06:24] ---
    Don't worry, I'll be the one to...
    apologize to... our... Lady Mom...
[06:28] ---
    I doubt that Sis will keep quiet.
[06:30] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?!
[06:32] ---
    Hey! Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[06:34] ---
    I came along because
    Tama-chan said he was going out.
[06:38] ---
    What?! The Shiku Shiku Voyagers
    are here? I want to help, too!
[06:44] ---
    Sounds exciting!
[06:46] ---
    This is such a shabby room, isn't it?
[06:49] ---
    May I come in, sir?
[06:51] ---
    We are grateful that you came.
[06:53] ---
    Here is some tea.
[06:55] ---
    Oh, thank you...
[06:58] ---
    What is this?!
[06:59] ---
    It tastes like you made it
[07:00] ---
    by pouring hot water
    over dried plants!
[07:02] ---
    Well, that's what tea is.
[07:05] ---
    I tried so hard to make it!
[07:08] ---
    Thank you for waiting!
[07:10] ---
    Here are some sweets.
[07:13] ---
    How wonderful!
[07:15] ---
    I'm totally overwhelmed by the
    surprise appearance of beautiful girls!
[07:17] ---
    Very high level of beauty!
    About 155 cm.
[07:22] ---
    Um...
[07:23] ---
    Huh? What do you want?
[07:24] ---
    What are your plans for today?
[07:26] ---
    Oh, yeah.
[07:28] ---
    Can you go and shoot the
    necessary scenes with our camera?
[07:31] ---
    Huh?
[07:32] ---
    Gero!
[07:33] ---
    The pile of notes on scenes that
    we need. About 23 cm.
[07:36] ---
    But, there's no point to the show
    if you two are not in it!
[07:40] ---
    Not to worry.
    We'll just do a composite later.
[07:43] ---
    What?! Composite?
[07:46] ---
    If you guys cooperate,
    you could be special guests on the show.
[07:50] ---
    We are ready to go now, sir!
[07:53] ---
    Come on, Tamama!
[07:54] ---
    Okay!
[08:00] ---
    Hey, you. Pekoponian.
[08:02] ---
    Huh? Yes...
[08:03] ---
    We want to shoot a
    tear-jerking scene where I'm eating
[08:07] ---
    a Pekoponian's wonderful home cooking.
[08:09] ---
    Make the dinner really festive, got it?
[08:11] ---
    Y-Yeah...
SIGN    New York 3:58 AM
[08:20] ---
    Can you repeat the notes again?
[08:23] ---
    I have already read it so many times.
[08:25] ---
    It says, "A touching scene of the sunrise
[08:27] ---
    with the Statue of Liberty and
    Mount Fuji in the background."
[08:31] ---
    We rushed here, but we can't see
    Mount Fuji from here, can we?
SIGN    Japan 6:35 PM
[08:43] ---
    What do you think?
    Is it too obvious we're doing it at sunset?
[08:47] ---
    Wanna wait for sunrise?
[08:48] ---
    Um... I don't think they'll
    notice that part...
[08:51] ---
    Okay, then!
    Let's move on to the next scene!
SIGN    Africa 1:12 PM
SIGN    Polar Bear!
[08:59] ---
    Polar Bear!
SIGN    Kangaroo
[09:03] ---
    Kangaroo!
[09:04] ---
    "Interacting with polar bears and kangaroos
     before the vast backdrop of nature in Africa."
[09:12] ---
    This is so obviously staged.
[09:13] ---
    But the polar bear and the kangaroo
    do look like they are getting along!
[09:20] ---
    What's next?
[09:21] ---
    Umm... "Snowboard down
     from the top of Everest,
[09:25] ---
    make a safe landing in Odaiba,
     and smile."
[09:30] ---
    Gero?
[09:31] ---
    What is a snowboard?
SIGN    Snowboard
[09:33] ---
    This is a snowboard.
[09:34] ---
    What is Everest?
SIGN    Everest
[09:37] ---
    Everest.
[09:38] ---
    Kululu-san! We are ready!
[09:40] ---
    Ten-four.
SIGN    Here
[09:42] ---
    Wait, Kululu! I'm not prepared for...
[09:46] ---
    I'm going to crash!
[09:49] ---
    I crashed!
[09:51] ---
    Ouch!
[09:53] ---
    What do you mean, shooting for TV?
[09:56] ---
    And why did I come home
    to see our front door broken?!
[09:58] ---
    Um... That was caused
    by a little misunderstanding...
[10:01] ---
    Actually more like a
     difference in cultures....
[10:02] ---
    That's not the point!
[10:04] ---
    B-But... From what I heard, they
    are very popular celebrities in space.
[10:09] ---
    Huh? Celebrities? Popular? I see...
SIGN    Anger
SIGN    Popular Celebrity
[10:14] ---
    Fuyuki-kun. First, we need
    to worry about their dinner.
[10:17] ---
    Oh, well. What the heck.
[10:19] ---
    We couldn't ask for a better opportunity!
[10:23] ---
    Let's have the famous celebrities
    totally enjoy our home cooking!
[10:26] ---
    Sounds good. I'll help you.
[10:29] ---
    Me, too!
[10:30] ---
    Thanks! Thank you, everyone!
[10:35] ---
    Who knows? This could be my chance
[10:36] ---
    to become the number one idol
    in the whole galaxy!
[10:39] ---
    Hey!
[10:44] ---
    Time to give Fuyuki-kun a killer demo
     of how I can cook like it's nothing!
[10:48] ---
    What do you think?
[10:49] ---
    It's very delicious.
[10:53] ---
    I'm not familiar with Pekopon food,
     but I need to be useful to Uncle.
[10:58] ---
    Or, like, total resolve?
[11:04] ---
    This is nice.
    They're all nice looking.
[11:07] ---
    I can't get enough of this.
    The level has exceeded 300 m!
[11:11] ---
    I know all of you have been
    waiting for this moment!
[11:15] ---
    In the second half,
    I understand that the Pekopon girls
[11:17] ---
    will take us to a paradise
    called a hot spring!
[11:21] ---
    Emotion level, 333 m.
[11:24] ---
    Stay tuned and don't go anywhere!
[11:26] ---
    We'll be right back after the commercials!
[11:28] ---
    Um... that's supposed to be my line...
[11:31] ---
    After the commercials!
[11:33] ---
    Look, you can't keep...
[11:35] ---
    You be quiet!
[11:36] ---
    I'm sorry, sir.
SIGN    The story up to now...
[11:48] ---
    After traveling through
    a vast sea of stars,
[11:50] ---
    we have arrived at a
    faraway planet called Pekopon.
[11:54] ---
    There we met some foreigners
    and we saw unfamiliar landscapes.
[11:59] ---
    However, the whole place
    welcomed us with open arms.
[12:05] ---
    In this planet full of love,
[12:08] ---
    what could be awaiting us next?
[12:14] ---
    The food is pretty good here. Isn't it?
[12:17] ---
    Satisfaction level,
    about 70 cm.
[12:20] ---
    Hey, where's the rest of our order?
[12:22] ---
    Coming! It's coming right up!
[12:25] ---
    By the way, you're watching
    Keroro Gunsou. Just in case.
[12:29] ---
    We... We're back...
[12:32] ---
    S-Sarge! Are you okay?
[12:35] ---
    I'm okay. How are our guests?
[12:38] ---
    They're having dinner now.
[12:39] ---
    Natsumi and the others
    are cooking for them.
[12:41] ---
    What?!
[12:42] ---
    Mois, how are the noodles?
[12:44] ---
    Fine. I think they're almost ready.
[12:46] ---
    Or, like, going smoothly?
[12:48] ---
    Natsumi, the extra salad is ready.
[12:51] ---
    Thanks. You did a great job.
[12:54] ---
    This is just wonderful!
[12:55] ---
    Once Lady Natsumi
    and the others are cooking,
[12:57] ---
    the Shiku Shiku Voyagers
    will definitely be satisfied.
[13:00] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[13:01] ---
    Look at this!
[13:03] ---
    They're wasting food.
[13:07] ---
    Not cattle mutilation,
     but dinner mutilation?
[13:13] ---
    I'm stuffed!
[13:14] ---
    Um... I went and got footage
    according to your notes...
[13:18] ---
    Oh, thanks.
[13:20] ---
    We were able to get a lot of great shots.
[13:22] ---
    Please check over them.
[13:24] ---
    Huh?
[13:26] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
    Just leave those somewhere.
[13:31] ---
    Okay then.
    Let's move on to the next scene.
[13:33] ---
    We've been waiting so long!
[13:34] ---
    Together with Pekopon beauties!
[13:36] ---
    Going to the mixed bath!
[13:38] ---
    What a great plan!
[13:39] ---
    What?!
[13:40] ---
    But, it's so last minute.
    I don't know if can find beauties...
[13:44] ---
    Huh? You can find them right here.
    A beautiful lineup of girls!
[13:49] ---
    But, I don't think that will be possible...
[13:51] ---
    What do you mean "not possible"?
[13:53] ---
    So, you don't mind if the show
    portrays Pekopon in a bad light?
[13:58] ---
    Death dive of reputation!
    About 148,000 m!
[14:04] ---
    So, here's the deal.
[14:05] ---
    You've got to be kidding!
    Why do we have to go that far?
[14:09] ---
    But... it could lead to
    Pekopon's image being tarnished
[14:12] ---
    throughout the entire universe.
[14:14] ---
    Who cares?!
[14:16] ---
    Did something happen here?
    The front door is destroyed.
[14:19] ---
    Mom!
[14:20] ---
    Lady Mom!
[14:22] ---
    I'm home.
[14:23] ---
    Oh? What's the matter?
SIGN    The Milky Way Bath
[14:31] ---
    This is great! Now, this
    is what you call a journey!
[14:35] ---
    I can improve my golden skin.
[14:37] ---
    Wow! That's a beautiful bath!
[14:41] ---
    Boy, it took 12 "long" minutes
    from design to completion.
[14:45] ---
    How impressive!
[14:46] ---
    Mom, you can't be thinking...
[14:48] ---
    Actually, the aliens' TV show
    sounds appealing.
[14:51] ---
    Let's do it, Natsumi.
[14:52] ---
    What?
[14:54] ---
    Mois and Momoka,
     why don't you join us, too?
[14:58] ---
    We're sorry to keep you waiting!
[15:05] ---
    About 92, 60, 86 cm!
[15:07] ---
    Amazing!
[15:09] ---
    Just amazing!
[15:10] ---
    Come and join me, everyone!
[15:12] ---
    Huh?
[15:14] ---
    The three girls behind
    her look marvelous, too!
[15:16] ---
    Flying distance increased!
    K point exceeded by about 142 m!
[15:21] ---
    Welcome to Pekopon, everyone!
[15:23] ---
    Pekopon sure is a great place!
    It's just fantastic!
[15:27] ---
    Come here. Come close to me.
[15:29] ---
    Yes, we're coming in.
[15:31] ---
    Mom...
[15:32] ---
    Here! Hold this and make a pose!
SIGN    Effects:
    Stress, lack of sleep,
    distrust of people,
    may cause ailments...
[15:35] ---
    The minerals, and their effects,
    in this hot spring are...
[15:38] ---
    It's written on the board...
[15:40] ---
    This is great! This is what I wanted!
[15:42] ---
    Excellent service!
    About 120 cm!
[15:46] ---
    Lady Mom... All of you...
[15:48] ---
    The Shiku Shiku Voyagers
    have to be satisfied now.
[15:53] ---
    We'll see about that.
[15:56] ---
    What do you think you're doing?!
[15:57] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[15:59] ---
    Let's show some affection.
[16:01] ---
    Intimacy here, too. Minus 2.5 cm!
[16:05] ---
    Um...
[16:06] ---
    You can't do this...
[16:09] ---
    How dare you! I'm only being nice
    because Fuyuki-kun likes aliens and such.
[16:12] ---
    But you're taking advantage of me!
[16:14] ---
    This is so embarrassing...
    But, if I'm being useful to Uncle...
[16:19] ---
    Or, like, suffer nobly?
[16:22] ---
    Depending on how
    you girls handle this,
[16:24] ---
    we can get you
    hooked up with a good agent
[16:26] ---
    and help you become
    a famous universal idol like Sumomo.
[16:29] ---
    For that, you'll need
    to provide more service!
[16:32] ---
    Oh? What more service are you
    wanting besides this?
[16:37] ---
    What?!
[16:38] ---
    What do you think? You're going
    to do something with that last towel.
[16:42] ---
    Oh? This towel?
[16:44] ---
    That's right! You will drop the towel!
[16:46] ---
    Mom!
[16:48] ---
    Really? Are you sure about that?
[16:50] ---
    Sure, it's fine!
[16:52] ---
    No problem!
[16:53] ---
    Sarge!
[16:57] ---
    There was no lie to the tears
     that I shed
[17:00] ---
    watching Shiku Shiku Voyagers
     in the past.
[17:03] ---
    But... but....
[17:05] ---
    Sarge...
[17:07] ---
    Come on, guys! The entire universe
    is looking forward to this moment!
[17:12] ---
    What flavor is your blood?!
[17:15] ---
    Ready, Natsumi? On my cue.
[17:17] ---
    O-Okay.
[17:20] ---
    Ready, and...
[17:22] ---
    You! I won't forgive...
[17:28] ---
    Hidden attack! Falling velocity
    was approximately 300 km/h!
[17:33] ---
    Whoa!! Can we show this on TV?!
[17:36] ---
    Oh?
[17:37] ---
    Lady Mom!
[17:38] ---
    Sis!
[17:39] ---
    You tricked us!
[17:41] ---
    Oh... We were going to please you
    by giving you a Pekopon-style massage.
[17:46] ---
    We never asked for it!
[17:48] ---
    Oh, now. Don't you hesitate.
[17:54] ---
    Hinata Exodus Seal!
[17:57] ---
    A kick and an elbow attack.
SIGN    Impact
[17:58] ---
    By simultaneously combining
    these two massive attacks,
SIGN    Impact
[18:01] ---
    it creates an unbeatable
    double blow technique
SIGN    Impact Impact
[18:03] ---
    where escape is cut off
    from both directions!
[18:13] ---
    How dare you make use of
    this chaos to touch me!
[18:18] ---
    Do... Do you really think
    you can get away with this?
[18:22] ---
    We'll spread Pekopon's poor image
    throughout the whole universe!
[18:25] ---
    Go right ahead!
[18:26] ---
    What?
[18:27] ---
    If I'd give in to the threats of
    someone who fakes and stages stories,
[18:31] ---
    I'd never manage being a mom
    or a magazine editor!
[18:35] ---
    Lady Mom!
[18:37] ---
    How dare you!
[18:39] ---
    If it's come to this, I'll turn
    this unknown planet into dust!
[18:45] ---
    Stop right there, poyo!
[18:46] ---
    W-What is it?
[19:03] ---
    Let me just cut in here and explain!
[19:05] ---
    The girl who is, this very moment,
    about to make her appearance
[19:07] ---
    through the extra-dimensional
    space-time gate is...
[19:10] ---
    Thank you for your patience.
[19:12] ---
    It's the girl we introduced
    at the beginning of the show.
[19:15] ---
    From the Andromeda police station...
[19:18] ---
    ...I am Space Police Officer Poyon, poyo!
[19:22] ---
    Hey, you two!
[19:23] ---
    Yes, officer!
[19:24] ---
    And the guy in the back!
[19:27] ---
    You are under arrest
    for identity forgery, poyo!
[19:37] ---
    Up, up and away!
[19:39] ---
    Take me home, country roads!
[19:47] ---
    Mission accomplished, poyo.
[19:49] ---
    They were space criminals who
    were pretending to be celebrities, poyo.
[19:53] ---
    We've been after them
     for a long time, poyo.
[19:55] ---
    Now we've finally arrested them, poyo.
[19:57] ---
    Thank you for your cooperation, poyo.
[19:59] ---
    I'll be leaving now, poyo.
[20:02] ---
    U-Um...
[20:03] ---
    Poyo?
[20:04] ---
    Does that mean they were fakes?
[20:08] ---
    That's right, poyo.
[20:09] ---
    What about the real Journeys
    of the Shiku Shiku Voyagers,
then?
[20:13] ---
    Are those all faked and staged
    stories, too?
[20:16] ---
    No, not at all.
[20:17] ---
    The voyagers are genuine and true, poyo!
SIGN    Hmph...
[20:22] ---
    Hmph.
[20:27] ---
    This incident has been
    successfully resolved!
[20:29] ---
    I was getting a little worried
    for a while there...
[20:34] ---
    Anyway.... There's someone
    who's been passed out the whole time.
[20:40] ---
    Hmph...
[20:41] ---
    So, this is what the lodges
    are like on Pekopon.
[20:44] ---
    It's just breathtaking.
    The building has a warm homey touch.
[20:49] ---
    You can really feel the
    kindness of the people of Pekopon.
[20:53] ---
    Look! All the wild plants and flowers...
[20:56] ---
    So lovely...
SIGN    The Shiku Shiku Voyagers
[20:58] ---
    The Shiku Shiku Voyagers.
[21:00] ---
    (The real ones.)
SIGN    The Shiku Shiku Voyagers (the real ones)
[21:01] ---
    You...
[21:03] ---
    Oh, thank you for greeting us!
[21:07] ---
    You...
[21:08] ---
    Huh?
[21:09] ---
    Don't think you can leave
    Pekopon in one piece!!
SIGN    Play
[21:16] ---
    I can't believe that we were
    turned away at the moment we arrived!
[21:19] ---
    This has become the most
    painful trip in the show's history.
[21:23] ---
    S-Sarge...
[21:23] ---
    Well, this episode will be perfect
    if you're feeling a little blue.
[21:25] ---
    Aw, man...
[21:27] ---
    Oh! This is...
[21:27] ---
    We will show you a trip
    to the dust clouds...
[21:29] ---
    Uncle! A letter written in blood
    was delivered from Headquarters,
SIGN    What have you done...
[21:31] ---
    together with the videotape!
[21:33] ---
    Gero!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    It's me, Poyon!
[23:08] ---
    I was told that I should express
    my feelings in my usual poyo way, poyo,
[23:13] ---
    but I get nervous and my mind
    goes completely poyo blank,
[23:15] ---
    and I really don't know
    what to say, poyo!
[23:18] ---
    I'm sorry for not poyo knowing
    what poyo to say, poyo!
[23:20] ---
    Never mind such things! Next time,
[23:22] ---
    a universal idol is going to appear!
[23:24] ---
    "Sumomo: A Pop Star Travels
    Across Space, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Giroro: A Small Angel
    on the Battlefield, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    Two stories!
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!