E152 - Keroro: Shutsubotsu! Adplanetic Tengoku, Sir!

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[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Sounds ring out and they reach you.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Oto ga natte todoite'te
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    They linger on, and they teach you.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    The words I sing and the sights I see...
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Sonna koto yori nemui ne
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Ame ga satte odoroite
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Soto ga harete utagattari ne
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Should I buy an umbrella,
    or should I just watch out?
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    I've had enough of showing off my clout.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Mou sanzan furutte
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    You tell me first to get stronger!
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
SIGN    Strategy Meeting
     Gundam Models
    Cleaning
    Laundry
    Gundam Models again
     Training
     Good night
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku ookiku naru tte
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku aitaku naru tte
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku aitaku naru tte
[01:31] ---
    The footsteps of spring are just around
    the corner, yet I'm feeling blue...
[01:36] ---
    Why, you ask? Because I feel like I'm
    hardly going to appear today at all.
[01:40] ---
    Exactly what did you want to show us?
[01:42] ---
    Ahem.
[01:43] ---
    The program I helped produce is
    going to be aired today, ma'am.
[01:48] ---
    Ahh... then I'll pass.
[01:50] ---
    'Cause I just know it's
    going to be really dumb.
[01:52] ---
    Hey! R-Really dumb! How rude!
[01:55] ---
    And here I am trying to get your mother
    planet some proper extensive coverage!
[01:59] ---
    You're showing off Pekopon?
[02:01] ---
    Then... is it that program?!
[02:04] ---
    Y-You helped produce that program
    that shows off planets all over the galaxy?!
[02:11] ---
    Indeed I did!
[02:12] ---
    Wellll, Yama-chan the Producerion
    asked me personally, y'know?
[02:17] ---
    You're an expert on Pekopon!
[02:20] ---
    We would greatly like to borrow
    your knowledge, Sergeant Keroro!
[02:23] ---
    Gero!
[02:24] ---
    And that's how I became an advisor!
[02:27] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you are always so great!
[02:30] ---
    You are on the road to being someone
     indispensable to program-producing-type aliens!
SIGN    Ace Producer-sama
[02:35] ---
    Why don't you stop living in la la land
[02:38] ---
    and put some effort into your real
    mission, huh? Your real mission!
[02:40] ---
    No, no, no, no.
[02:42] ---
    Before you complain, well,
    give it a bit of a watch, first.
[02:45] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[02:48] ---
    It'll be starting any second.
[02:50] ---
    Click!
[02:52] ---
    Giroro, as if I would
    forget my main mission...
[02:56] ---
    A few hundred billion aliens watch this
    program across the Intergalactic Net.
[03:01] ---
    And soon, they will contribute
    to our Keroro Platoon, sir!
[03:06] ---
    Gero gerori.
[03:11] ---
    Keroro: Shutsubotsu!
     Adplanetic Tengoku, Sir!
[03:17] ---
    The third planet of the Solar System,
    in a remote region of the universe.
[03:20] ---
    This planet, which has been a fond
    playground for us aliens for a long time,
[03:25] ---
    is a surprise box full of thrills
    and excitement.
[03:28] ---
    Let's have fun and do a circuit around the
    hot tourist spots everyone's talking about!
[03:33] ---
    And so, today's theme is...
SIGN    Pekopon
[03:35] ---
    ...Pekopon.
[03:37] ---
    Let's check out the best 30.
[03:41] ---
    The first step on the road to Pekopon.
SIGN    Platform 0 at Inner-Tokyo Station
[03:43] ---
    #30: Platform 0 at Inner-Tokyo Station.
[03:46] ---
    It's the main terminal for space
    tourists visiting Pekopon.
SIGN    A Warm Welcome to Dororo-kun's Honorable Mother
    from everyone in the Keroro Platoon
[03:50] ---
    But astonishingly, not one Pekoponian
    realizes its existence, thanks to the anti-barrier.
[03:58] ---
    A very popular comic magazine on Pekopon.
[04:01] ---
    #29: Shonen Alpha.
SIGN    Captain Geroro
SIGN    Shonen Alpha
[04:04] ---
    Captain Geroro is very popular,
    even in space.
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[04:07] ---
    The comic that started it all
    is serialized in this magazine.
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[04:10] ---
    Creator Mr. Yoshizaki's editor-in-chief
[04:13] ---
    is said to be the most
    dynamite woman on Pekopon.
[04:16] ---
    Ahh... I'd like to meet her, just once...
SIGN    Editing Department
[04:22] ---
    A seasonal tradition.
[04:24] ---
    #28: Cherry blossom viewing.
SIGN    Cherry-blossom viewing
[04:27] ---
    A drunken bacchanalia while watching
    the cherry blossom petals.
[04:33] ---
    A seasonal tradition.
[04:34] [SONG] ---
    We came from a faraway planet.
SIGN    Bon dancing
[04:35] ---
    #27: Bon dancing.
[04:38] [SONG] ---
    We came here to the blue Earth.
[04:38] ---
    The "Pekopon Invasion Ondo" is predicted
    to be this summer's big hit!
[04:44] ---
    A seasonal tradition.
SIGN    Matsutake
[04:47] ---
    #26: Matsutake.
[04:49] ---
    They're mushrooms with a
    great taste and a great scent.
[04:52] [SONG] ---
    I am Giroro, a reckless soldier.
[04:52] ---
    But, for some reason,
[04:53] ---
    it seems there are some stupid aliens
    mistaking them for fierce monsters.
SIGN    Here
[04:59] ---
    A-Are they talking about me?
[04:59] [SONG] ---
    My password is "giro giro giro."
[05:04] ---
    A seasonal tradition.
SIGN    Eel
[05:06] ---
    #25: Eel.
[05:09] ---
    Eel kabayaki is the best solution
    to beating the summer heat!
[05:12] ---
    It boosts virility, too,
    for all the fathers out there!
[05:16] ---
    A seasonal tradition.
SIGN    Baked potatoes
[05:19] ---
    #24: Baked potatoes.
[05:21] ---
    Steaming baked potatoes are delicious!
[05:24] ---
    But it seems there are some poor aliens
[05:26] ---
    who get caught in some kind of trouble
    every time they try to eat them.
[05:32] ---
    Gero...
[05:33] ---
    Me yet again?
[05:34] ---
    Considering you said
    you'd show off the Earth,
[05:37] ---
    you're just showing them all the things
    that happen around you!
[05:40] ---
    So naive, Lady Natsumi, ma'am!
[05:43] ---
    What the alien viewers want to see
[05:44] ---
    is the daily life and living habits on Pekopon,
    just as we have experienced them, ma'am!
[05:50] ---
    And when the viewers,
     glued to the program,
[05:53] ---
    have watched the broadcast
    to its conclusion...
[05:55] ---
    ...my true plan will activate, sir!
[05:58] ---
    Gero gerori!
[06:01] ---
    Treasure discovered?
[06:03] ---
    #23: Ancient ruins.
SIGN    Ancient ruins
[06:05] ---
    Strangely-shaped buildings
    erected all over Pekopon.
[06:09] ---
    It seems some Pekoponians think these
     were erected by aliens, but actually... oh!
[06:17] ---
    We can't have any Pekoponians who might be
    watching this program finding out about that!
SIGN    Artistic Depiction
[06:21] ---
    Better keep it a secret.
[06:22] ---
    Awwww! Actually what?! Actually what?!
[06:27] ---
    A place to refresh yourself!
SIGN    Country scenery
[06:29] ---
    #22: Country scenery.
[06:32] ---
    Gentle atmosphere and pleasant breezes.
[06:36] ---
    And there...?
[06:37] ---
    Adplanet Photography Museum.
SIGN    Adplanet Photography Museum
[06:40] ---
    The peaceful people who live here...
[06:45] ---
    Ah! It's Grandma!
[06:47] ---
    If she found out she's being
    broadcast all across the universe,
[06:50] ---
    she'd be so surprised!
[06:52] ---
    Now the admiral is famous too, sir!
[06:56] ---
    How about a rock for a souvenir?
SIGN    The moon
[06:59] ---
    #22: Pekopon's satellite, the moon.
[07:02] ---
    There are rabbits pounding
    mochi on the moon.
SIGN    Carrots
[07:05] ---
    Pekoponians are said to have
    believed this for a long time.
[07:08] ---
    Don't you think that's romantic?
[07:12] ---
    These were #30 through #21!
SIGN    Pekopon
[07:16] ---
    Thanks for waiting!
[07:18] ---
    Seeing all the sights of your planet,
    it's time for the planetary entertainment
[07:21] ---
    Shutsubotsu! Adplanetic Tengoku!
[07:23] ---
    I am your planet's advertising chief,
SIGN    Advertising Chief Kinkinnian, Donkeynyan
[07:26] ---
    Donkeynyan the Kinkinnian!
[07:28] ---
    Peter picked a peck of pon?
SIGN    Assistant Space Watanabe Kumiko
[07:31] ---
    Space Watanabe Kumiko here.
[07:33] ---
    Well, everyone,
[07:35] ---
    why don't you write down the thing
    you think Pekopon is most about.
SIGN    Part-Time Job
[07:41] ---
    Work!
[07:43] ---
    Just give me a job! I'll do anything!
[07:46] ---
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm so sorry
    my brother is using the public airwaves!
[07:52] ---
    Job-hunting here?
[07:54] ---
    In the first place, you're a
    space detective, aren't you?
[07:56] ---
    Now his face is known across the universe.
[08:00] ---
    That'll stop his detective gig for sure.
[08:04] ---
    Then, Viper-san. Let's hear from you.
SIGN    Tokusatsu Heroes
[08:07] ---
    The reason I look like this is because...
[08:10] ---
    ...I had it imprinted in my tokusatsu hero soul
    that I had to lose to the sentai hero, gara!!
[08:19] ---
    Garrrra gara gara gara!
[08:22] ---
    Impressive.
[08:24] ---
    Viper-dono, it is marvelous
    to see you are in good health.
[08:27] ---
    Okay, Angol Mois-san, if you please.
SIGN    Lovey-Dovey for Uncle ♥
[08:30] ---
    Of course, for me it's this!
[08:32] ---
    Uncle, are you watching?
[08:34] ---
    Or, like, global broadcast?
[08:36] ---
    Ooh, Lady Mois!
[08:38] ---
    You look great on TV too, ma'am!
[08:40] ---
    I will beat...!
[08:42] ---
    Next, then! You two.
SIGN    Red Daruma
[08:44] ---
    This for us.
[08:46] ---
    Really. We had such a bad
    experience on Pekopon!
[08:50] ---
    Thanks to those fraudsters disguised
    as us, we were misunderstood,
[08:53] ---
    and no sooner had we landed
    than we were fired upon!
[08:55] ---
    By the red daruma!
SIGN    Red Daruma
    You jerk!
[08:58] ---
    I don't even like remembering it.
[09:01] ---
    About 70 cm.
[09:02] ---
    Wh-Why is it all about me...
[09:05] ---
    Is this where we come for baked potatoes?
[09:08] ---
    Ahh! Wh-When did these people get here?!
[09:11] ---
    Ooh!
[09:12] ---
    Came here after seeing Adplanet.
[09:15] ---
    Where can I go to eat matsutakes?
[09:18] ---
    Tell me somewhere with good kabayaki.
[09:21] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[09:22] ---
    Adplanet, you are a force to be
    reckoned with. Such influence, sir!
[09:26] ---
    If this keeps up, my plan
    will unquestionably...!
[09:30] ---
    What on Earth is Sergeant Keroro
    planning to use this program for?!
[09:34] ---
    ...And more importantly, am I going to
    get any lines in the second half?
[09:45] ---
    Pekopon best 20.
[09:47] ---
    Come along! So many electronics!
SIGN    Akihabara
[09:49] ---
    #20: Akihabara.
[09:52] ---
    Even us aliens have long
    had a connection with
SIGN    Oden
[09:55] ---
    this holy land of Pekoponian culture.
SIGN    Moé
[10:00] ---
    How about this for a diet?
SIGN    Space Plant Nyororo
[10:03] ---
    #19: Space plant Nyororo.
[10:05] ---
    The mortal enemy of the
    moisture-loving Keronians.
[10:09] ---
    They appear on Pekopon,
    too, from time to time.
[10:13] ---
    Gero!
[10:16] ---
    I never advised them to show that one!
[10:21] ---
    There are many gimmicks.
SIGN    Ninja Mansion
[10:24] ---
    #18: What do ninja mansions remind you of?
[10:26] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[10:28] ---
    You're showing me?
[10:30] ---
    Mom must be watching this program,
    too... I just know she'll be so happy!
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN    Ninja Mansion
[10:35] ---
    Gozaru gozaru!
[10:37] ---
    The popular attraction
    at Historical Wonderland!
SIGN    Historical Wonderland
[10:41] ---
    Huh...?
SIGN    Tomorrow's Information (Ashita no Jou-hou)
[10:43] ---
    Tomorrow's Information!
     (Ashita no Jou-hou)
[10:45] ---
    For the first three to arrive tomorrow,
SIGN    Chuubei-sama Specially-Manufactured Strap
[10:48] ---
    you'll receive this specially-manufactured
    "Wondermouse Chuubei-sama" strap, jora!
[10:53] ---
    No way! For real? For real?!
[10:53] ---
    I am so disappointed, Keroro-kun...
[10:57] ---
    The space detective siblings
    are doing part-time work?
SIGN    Supermarket, Ooba
[11:00] ---
    #17: The supermarket Ooba.
[11:03] ---
    It seems that it is tough to eke out
    a living from their main occupation.
SIGN    Christmas Cakes
SIGN    Christmas Cakes
[11:06] ---
    If you happen upon them,
    please extend to them a hand of love!
[11:10] ---
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
[11:12] ---
    I'm so sorry we keep using public
    airwaves from time to time!
[11:16] ---
    Where is the 01 version right now?
SIGN    Strategic Weather Satellite Komawari
[11:19] ---
    #16: The Strategic Weather Satellite,
    Komawari.
[11:23] ---
    It's an artificial satellite
    launched by the Keroro Platoon.
[11:25] ---
    But the original 01 version
    got fed up with the Keroro Platoon,
[11:29] ---
    and disappeared into the
    far reaches of space.
[11:34] ---
    These were #20 - #15!
[11:36] ---
    I see.
[11:39] ---
    Viper Joe who you just saw
[11:41] ---
    is my father's cousin's
    second cousin's classmate's
[11:44] ---
    class teacher's cosignatory's
[11:46] ---
    Umm,
[11:46] ---
    wife's friend's nephew's neighbor's savior's
[11:47] ---
    I remembered something
    I have to urgently attend to,
[11:49] ---
    old friend's incompetent lawyer's
[11:49] ---
    so I'll excuse myself now.
[11:51] ---
    Or, like, leaving midway?
[11:51] ---
    mother's character designer's
    illustrator's...
SIGN    Moé
[11:55] ---
    Maid cafés. Akiba's maid cafés. Moé moé.
[11:58] ---
    Where are the Nyororos, dear?
[12:00] ---
    I'd dearly like to use them for my diet!
[12:04] ---
    More of them!
[12:05] ---
    Gero gerori.
[12:06] ---
    The Adplanetic effect is in full force!
     Just like I planned!
[12:12] ---
    If you want a Dangal...
SIGN    Hicksville
    Beach
    Swimsuit
    Beauty Comedy
    Team Contest
SIGN    Reception
SIGN    Hicksville Beach
[12:14] ---
    #15: Hicksville Beach.
[12:17] ---
    If you win a prize in one of the
    comedy contests held there every summer,
[12:21] ---
    you could win a rare Dangal!
SIGN    Dangal
SIGN    Zeta Dangal
SIGN    Double Zeta Dangal
[12:26] ---
    Owned by the Nishizawa Group,
    the richest people on Pekopon,
SIGN    Hinata Fuyuki Museum
[12:31] ---
    #14: The Hinata Fuyuki Museum!
[12:33] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Hinata Fuyuki Museum
[12:35] ---
    A private museum, built by a maiden in love
    who let her wealth do the talking.
[12:40] ---
    Woo-woo! Hot stuff!
[12:43] ---
    This is so mean, Sarge!
[12:45] ---
    Owned by the Nishizawa Group,
    the richest people on Pekopon,
SIGN    Hotel
    Lift
    East Course
SIGN    Nishizawas' Private Ski Resort
[12:50] ---
    #13: The Nishizawas' private ski resort!
[12:53] ---
    A maiden in love carried out a plan
    to make her love come true,
[12:56] ---
    but it ended in failure!
[13:00] ---
    Owned by the Nishizawa Group,
    the richest people on Pekopon,
SIGN    Southern Island
[13:04] ---
    #12: Southern island.
[13:06] ---
    A maiden in love carried out a plan
    to make her love come true,
[13:10] ---
    but it ended in failure!
[13:13] ---
    Owned by the Nishizawa Group,
    the richest people on Pekopon,
SIGN    Nishizawa Tower
[13:17] ---
    #11: The Nishizawa Tower.
[13:20] ---
    Unbeknownst to the maiden in love,
[13:22] ---
    the object of her love was in deep trouble.
[13:24] ---
    These were #15 to #11.
[13:28] ---
    Pekopon looks full of fun places!
[13:31] ---
    I... I want a Dangal model.
[13:34] ---
    About 90 cm.
[13:36] ---
    Then let's go!!
[13:38] ---
    Have a look at this new signature item,
    with my 556 Seal of Approval!!
SIGN    Planet
[13:43] ---
    We found a surprising new
    signature item on Pekopon!
[13:45] ---
    Three-shelf storage units!
SIGN    Three-shelf storage units
[13:47] ---
    They can be used as molds for tofu-making,
    for disturbing kinds of cookery,
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro & 556's Dish
SIGN    No Idea What It Is Dish
[13:51] ---
    and even sometimes for putting your foot
    in and tripping over. They have many uses!
[13:56] ---
    We'll show more in the studio!
[13:59] ---
    Huh, I never knew that!
SIGN    Platform
[14:06] ---
    They can do this! And this!
SIGN    Zen meditation
SIGN    Bathing
[14:09] ---
    And this!
SIGN    Verdict!!
[14:11] ---
    Verdict! The new signature item,
    with 556's Seal of Approval!
SIGN    New Signature Item, 556-Approved
[14:17] ---
    Playtime is over, fiends!
[14:19] ---
    Let's go, Lavie! It's time for work!
[14:23] ---
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry
    my brother can't read the mood at all!
SIGN    I will
    beat the
    crap
    outta you!
[14:27] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you! I'll beat the
    crap outta you! I'll beat the crap outta you!
[14:29] ---
    Tama? It's from Momocchi!
SIGN    Nishizawa Momoka
[14:33] ---
    I'll beat the—
[14:34] ---
    Hi hi! I'm the cute and lovely Tama-chan!
[14:38] ---
    T-Tama-chan, we've got trouble!
[14:40] ---
    UFOs... UFOs are gathering around all the
    Nishizawa Group's facilities, one after another!
[14:46] ---
    Ah, that's because
[14:48] ---
    Mr. Sergeant produced a program
    called Adplanetic Tengoku
[14:52] ---
    and showed off your house—
[14:53] ---
    So it was you numbnuts again!
SIGN    Kukukukuku...
[14:58] ---
    There are a whole bunch of aliens at Hicksville
    Beach too, with their sights on the Dangals.
[15:04] ---
    Gero gerori.
[15:06] ---
    My plan is all but complete!
[15:10] ---
    All that's left is to show off #1!
[15:13] ---
    What is #1?!
[15:16] ---
    It is...
[15:19] ---
    What? A new business?
[15:22] ---
    Correct!
[15:23] ---
    I've actually been secretly remodeling our
    usual place, preparing it for a reopening, sir.
SIGN    Curry Snack GoN!
SIGN    The Original, Family-Run We Pride Ourselves on Flavor Keroro Ramen Opening Today
SIGN    The Original, Family-Run We Pride Ourselves on Flavor Keroro Ramen We will turn away those with a bad sense of taste
[15:28] ---
    Its name: Keroro Ramen!
[15:31] ---
    Why is it always this with you...?!
[15:33] ---
    When my shop is introduced as #1,
SIGN    Keroro Ramen
[15:36] ---
    aliens who saw the program will pour in!
[15:39] ---
    And we'll be able to make tons and tons of
    money for our Pekopon invasion budget, sir!
[15:44] ---
    It is perfect, sir.
[15:46] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero!
     Gero gerorincho!
[15:46] ---
    I sense false hope again.
SIGN    Pekopon Best 10
[15:49] ---
    Pekopon best 10.
[15:52] ---
    The most popular Pekopon souvenir,
SIGN    Kumamoto
    Specialty,
    Instant
    Dumplings
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[15:56] ---
    #10: Instant Dumplings.
SIGN    Potatoes
SIGN    Potatoes
[15:58] ---
    The production lines are
    working at full capacity,
SIGN    Azuki
SIGN    Azuki
SIGN    Flour
[16:00] ---
    but stocks are as low as ever.
SIGN    Flour
[16:02] ---
    A sell-out is inevitable!
[16:08] ---
    Hey, there are even more of them here!
[16:10] ---
    Ignore them. Ignore.
[16:11] ---
    Look at them!
     Their ballooning expectations!
[16:14] ---
    To respond to their hopes,
[16:16] ---
    we must make all haste and push for
    Keroro Ramen to open immediately!
SIGN    Keroro Ramen
[16:22] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
SIGN    Keroro Ramen
[16:24] ---
    Please take one. I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
SIGN    Keroro Ramen Opening Today Black Tri-Ramen Effective Thrust 58,200 Kcal Miso / Curry / Cold
[16:27] ---
    It opened today!
SIGN    Here
[16:29] ---
    Miso, curry, cold... a three-flavor...
[16:32] ---
    ...Tri-Ramen? Blergh...
SIGN    Our Goal!! Ten thousand meals sold out in one day!! - Keroro
[16:35] ---
    Our goal!! Ten thousand meals
    sold out in one day!!
[16:39] ---
    A former slug?
[16:41] [SONG] ---
    Fight, run, stick to things!
SIGN    Wettle King
[16:42] ---
    #9: Wettle King.
[16:44] [SONG] ---
    Slimy, slimy,
    gooey, gooey, drippy!
[16:44] ---
    A hero of justice that the Keroro Platoon
    is said to have created.
[16:48] ---
    Surely, even today, he is hard at work
    protecting the peace on some planet.
[16:48] [SONG] ---
    Wettle King!
SIGN    Giant
    Wettle Kick
SIGN    Giant
    Wettle Punch
[16:55] ---
    What does the Captain Geroro anime
    remind you of?
[16:58] ---
    #8: Anime production company SUNIRASE.
SIGN    SUNIRASE
SIGN    Captain Geroro
    Farewell!
    From one journey
    to another!
[17:01] ---
    We introduced Captain Geroro to you in #29.
[17:04] ---
    The anime version, a huge hit
    throughout the universe,
SIGN    Art Room
[17:07] ---
    is created here at this company,
    in a little-known corner of Pekopon.
[17:13] ---
    Order-made.
SIGN    Pekoponian Suits
[17:16] ---
    #7: The Pekoponian Suit.
[17:18] ---
    There's a wide assortment,
    from the businessman-type,
[17:20] ---
    to detectives, enthusiastic teachers,
[17:23] ---
    school nurses, high school girls,
SIGN    Am I stylish?
SIGN    Swimsuit Beauty
    Comedy Team Contest
[17:25] ---
    swimsuit girls, and many more.
[17:29] ---
    Place your orders with the Keroro Platoon!
SIGN    Place your orders
    with the Keroro Platoon!
[17:32] ---
    No mooooreee!
[17:37] ---
    To learn about Pekopon...
SIGN    Kissho Academy
[17:39] ---
    #6: Kissho Academy.
[17:42] ---
    Even aliens can easily sneak in
    and attend the classes.
[17:46] ---
    The orange color of the bloomers
    the girls wear in gym is dazzling!
[17:51] ---
    All right! Things are firing up now!
SIGN    Finally
[17:54] ---
    We're finally into the best 5!
SIGN    The Best 5
[17:56] ---
    But before that...
SIGN    But Before That...
[17:57] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    The Pekopon Collection
[17:59] ---
    The Pekopon Collection!
SIGN    Pekopon
SIGN    Pekopon
SIGN    Pekopon
SIGN    Pekopon
SIGN    Pekopon
SIGN    Pekopon
SIGN    Pekopon
SIGN    Pekopon
SIGN    Pekopon
SIGN    Pekopon
SIGN    Pekopon
SIGN    Back of the TV
[18:10] ---
    Ahhh! I'm normally pinned to
    the TV watching this segment,
[18:14] ---
    but just get on with showing #1, sir!
[18:18] ---
    This place's location is a secret.
[18:20] ---
    #5: The Keroro Platoon's secret base.
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Secret Base
[18:23] ---
    It's the Keron Army's Pekopon invasion base.
[18:26] ---
    But all we can show you today are the facilities
    that don't have much to do with invasion.
[18:30] ---
    There will be big problems if other aliens
    plotting an invasion learn their secrets.
[18:35] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Back of the TV
[18:37] ---
    Right now, I find my fond and familiar
    base to be intensely irritating!
[18:41] ---
    The richest people on Pekopon.
SIGN    Nishizawa Group
[18:44] ---
    #4: The Nishizawa Group.
[18:47] ---
    This corporate entity controls approximately
    51% of the Pekoponian economy.
[18:51] ---
    They are not only wealthy,
[18:53] ---
    but have sufficient technological and
    military prowess to oppose aliens,
[18:57] ---
    so it's safer not to
    approach them carelessly!
SIGN    Back of the TV
[19:00] ---
    Please! Please introduce #1 soon!
[19:05] ---
    Pekopon's strongest creature.
[19:07] ---
    #3: Hinata Natsumi.
SIGN    Hinata Natsumi
[19:10] ---
    Her destructive power is 105 G.
[19:12] ---
    She boasts formidable power that can
    pulverize an opponent in a single attack.
[19:15] ---
    If you value your life, it's safer
    not to approach her carelessly!
[19:20] ---
    Stupid frog...!
[19:23] ---
    Hurry... and... show... #1...
[19:27] ---
    A secret from the Pekoponians.
SIGN    Alien Town, Side 6
[19:30] ---
    #2: Alien Town, Side 6.
SIGN    Extraterrestrial Ingredients Store
SIGN    Space Booze
    Super Cheap!
[19:34] ---
    A vast underground alien community that none
    of the foolish Pekoponians have noticed.
SIGN    Dried Goods
[19:39] ---
    There are five other such cities
    like this on Pekopon.
SIGN    The Mobs
SIGN    Back of the TV
[19:45] ---
    The next one's finally number one!
[19:47] ---
    Lady Mois!
SIGN    Our Goal!!
    Ten thousand meals sold out in one day!!
[19:51] ---
    Or, like, business booming?!
[19:53] ---
    And here it is, the one you've all been
    waiting for, the announcement of #1!
[19:57] ---
    Predicted to be the next taste sensation,
[19:59] ---
    Here it comes!!
SIGN    Keroro Ramen
SIGN    Urgent News Bulletin
[20:02] ---
    We interrupt this program
    for an urgent news bulletin.
[20:05] ---
    Gero...
[20:07] ---
    Hey! What's going on?! There can't be
    anything more important than this!
[20:07] ---
    We have reports that a vast, giant object
    is heading from the LMC to the Solar System.
[20:12] ---
    Ge!! Look at the time!!
[20:12] ---
    Again, a vast, giant object is heading
    from the LMC to the Solar System.
[20:15] ---
    Hurry! Resume the broadcast, or...
[20:17] ---
    Caution is advised.
[20:18] ---
    ...my Keroro Ramen will be...
SIGN    Mutter
    Mutter
    Mutter
SIGN    Moé
[20:21] ---
    Looks like we aren't
    gettin' to see #1, huh...
[20:25] ---
    It's a pity, but what can you do?
[20:27] ---
    Think I'll go home and watch some
    Fushigi Boshi no Mitsugo Hime.
[20:31] ---
    I shall excuse myself, then, dear.
[20:33] ---
    Noooo...
[20:35] ---
    New information has just come in.
SIGN    Mysterious Giant Creature Encountered
[20:37] ---
    According to explorer and adventurer
    Space Yamaguchi Hiroshi,
[20:40] ---
    the identity of the mysterious
    giant creature is Zezeze—
[20:43] ---
    Program's over.
SIGN    Sooo....
[20:47] ---
    Uncle... all the ramen
    we prepared has gone soft...
SIGN    Our Goal!! Ten thousand meals sold out in one day!!
[20:51] ---
    Or, like, condemned product?
SIGN    Keroro Ramen
[20:57] ---
    My... Black Tri-Ramen...
[21:00] ---
    It's all for naught...
[21:02] ---
    Matilda-san!!
[21:05] ---
    That shop never works anyway,
    no matter what we try.
[21:09] ---
    It is not in a good position
    from a feng shui perspective, either.
SIGN    Keroro Ramen Opening Today Black Tri-Ramen Miso / Curry / Cold Jet Stream Attack with 3 Flavors!!
SIGN    Demon's Gate
[21:13] ---
    Demon's gate!
[21:15] ---
    But the program itself was good, I thought.
[21:18] ---
    You know, like a look back on our memories!
[21:22] ---
    When you put it that way, you're right.
[21:25] ---
    I forgot that so many things had
    happened since we came to Pekopon...
[21:30] ---
    I foresee our album of memories
    continuing to expand.
[21:35] ---
    Yeah. Until the day we complete our invasion.
[21:39] ---
    I won't let you invade!
[21:41] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[21:43] ---
    But I hope you'll let us
    help you build that album.
[21:47] ---
    Lady Natsumi...
[21:51] ---
    Of course, ma'am!
[21:53] ---
    I fully intend to keep on doing my best to
    live in harmony with the Hinata family, ma'am!
[21:58] ---
    Gosh, nothing spoils your spirits...
[22:00] ---
    Gero!
[22:03] ---
    But little did they know,
[22:07] ---
    that Earth, that Pekopon,
[22:09] ---
    was being approached by something that
    threatened to erase it entirely from space!
[22:14] ---
    That threat: Zezeze...
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I only wish these days could
    keep on going for evermore!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
    tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    We'd hold each other's hands
    and both walk slowly.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    When we're together,
    we're a pair of fools.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Omae to itsumo baka dake yatte
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Let's be like that forever,
    like we were in school.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    kawaranai tte aikawarazu datte
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Every day, every night,
    every waking hour,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    mainichi maiban shirokujichuu
    itsudemo bokura wa yume no tochuu
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Never stop dreaming
    with our heads in the cloud!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Both of us each of us busy as bees!
    Making a scene! Alone in the city!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Otagai sorezore isogashii sawagashii
    machi no naka de hitori
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    I wanna say belief pulled me through,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Shinjite nantoka yatte kita tte
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    With a smile and my chest
    puffed out. Isn't that true?
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Mune hatte waratte ikitai na Sou darou?
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I only wish these days could
    keep on going for evermore!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
    tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
    is meeting new people and things.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    I won't discover myself
    through someone else's eyes.
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Dareka to kurabete jibun shiru you na
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    I don't want a boring tomorrow like that!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    tsumaranai ashita wa iranai
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    I'll believe in myself.
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    Jibun o shinjiyou
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    I only wish these days could
    keep on going for evermore!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
    tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    We'd hold each other's hands
    and both walk slowly.
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
[23:33] [SONG] ---
    I only wish these days could
    keep on going for evermore!
[23:33] [SONG] ---
    Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
    tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
[23:40] [SONG] ---
    The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
    is meeting new people and things.
[23:40] [SONG] ---
    Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
[23:52] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Special Invasion Strategy Tea Party
[23:54] ---
    This season is here again!
[23:55] ---
    We're all so busy, with this and
    that and whatever else to do!
SIGN    Souvenir
[23:59] ---
    Sarge! What's wrong?! Respond!
[24:02] ---
    Huh? What's with the serious line?
SIGN    Souvenir
[24:03] ---
    As if I'm going to be sent to
    Davy Jones's Space Locker...
SIGN    Giant Hyperspace Invasion Beast Zezezettototoso
[24:06] ---
    Gero!!
[24:07] ---
    Saaaarge!
SIGN    Guhaaaaaaa!!!
[24:09] ---
    Never mind that, help me!!
[24:12] ---
    "Keroro: Kero-Kero Operation No. 100, Sir!"
[24:15] ---
    It's a two-parter! How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!