E82 - 623: Wanna Be on My Radio Show, Sir? / Keroro vs. Natsumi: 1/6 Earnest Battle, Sir!

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[00:02] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:02] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ah... Saturday night!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    AH... Saturday Night
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Today's our thrilling first date.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Waiting for you on the station platform,
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Eki no hoomu de machiawase
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'll hold your bag! ♥
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Gimme the seat!
    What're you sitting down for?!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
    Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Love's gotta be give and take!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    It hurts to always be demanding.
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    And that's why
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Da - ka - ra
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll give...
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    ...sometimes...
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    tama ni
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    ...my soda...
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    boku no juusu o
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    ...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
[01:31] ---
    Well, as always, it's radio time.
[01:34] ---
    This is sudden, but I'm going to
    announce a special event.
[01:37] ---
    I'm looking for an assistant
    for one day for 623 Radio!
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    The auditions will be held
    here at Radio Inner-Tokyo.
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    The winner will be featured on the air.
[01:48] ---
    Check the home page for details.
[01:48] ---
    Hello, Yayoi? Did you hear that?
[01:51] ---
    This is my chance to see
     623-san's real face!
[01:54] ---
    Let's invite Satsuki, too,
    and go to the audition!
[01:57] ---
    I don't care if I win or not!
[02:01] ---
    This is a hot tip. Gerogerori!
[02:07] ---
    623: Wanna Be on My Radio Show, Sir?
SIGN    Radio Inner-Tokyo
SIGN    623's Radio Show Assistant for a Day Audition Area
[02:23] ---
    Look at all these people!
[02:24] ---
    And they're all cute girls!
[02:26] ---
    I think the hurdle's going to be high here.
[02:28] ---
    Don't worry about it!
[02:29] ---
    We're just here to see 623-san's face.
[02:33] ---
    I don't care about winning the audition.
[02:40] ---
    Hey! What are all of you doing here?!
[02:43] ---
    Why, if it isn't Natsumi!
    What a coincidence!
[02:46] ---
    But of course you're here,
    Natsumi-san, being a big 623 fan!
[02:50] ---
    And knowing you frogs, you're here to...
[02:53] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[02:54] ---
    Taking over the media is a
    shortcut to invading Pekopon!
[02:57] ---
    This audition is a once-in-a-lifetime chance!
SIGN    Gero
    Gerori
[03:01] ---
    Gero gerori!
[03:03] ---
    I'm sure you're plotting something like that!
[03:05] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Bingo
[03:06] ---
    Bingo!
[03:06] ---
    Oh, you slander us
    with your false accusations!
[03:11] ---
    We've come with the purest of intentions,
[03:12] ---
    because we want to be
    623's assistant for a day!
[03:15] ---
    I doubt it.
[03:17] ---
    Giroro, you too?!
[03:19] ---
    I'm a soldier! If it's for war,
[03:21] ---
    I'll go to any lengths,
    no matter how embarrassing!
[03:24] ---
    Natsumi, are these your friends?
[03:26] ---
    They're very unique.
[03:27] ---
    No, um...
[03:29] ---
    How can I smooth this over?
[03:31] ---
    It's not like I can tell them they're
    aliens staying at my house...
[03:35] ---
    I'm Aozora Keroko!
[03:37] ---
    I'm Nankyoku Tamae!
[03:39] ---
    I'm Unabara Mois!
[03:40] ---
    Or, like, naming ourselves?
[03:42] ---
    I... I'm C-Cucuruz Doan.
[03:45] ---
    I'm Shimotsuki Yayoi.
[03:47] ---
    I'm Shiwasu Satsuki.
[03:48] ---
    Let's all do our best to pass the audition!
[03:52] ---
    Yeah!
[03:53] ---
    Th-They've gotten chummy.
[03:56] ---
    Thank you for your patience! All right,
[03:59] ---
    here come our judges!
[04:02] ---
    We finally get to see 623 in person!
[04:04] ---
    Yeah!
[04:05] ---
    I'm so excited!
[04:06] ---
    Hello, everyone.
SIGN    Judge
    Radio Inner-Tokyo
    Producer Beniyama
[04:08] ---
    I'm Beniyama, a producer and judge for today.
[04:10] ---
    I didn't just join the company this year.
[04:14] ---
    Although I am still a newbie... Just kidding!
SIGN    Judge
    Melody Honey
[04:18] ---
    Hi! I'm Melody Honey!
[04:21] ---
    Are we joining today?
[04:22] ---
    Oh, I get to be a judge!
SIGN    Dazed
[04:30] ---
    Who is that judge?
[04:31] ---
    More importantly, where's 623-san?
SIGN    Judge Personality 623
[04:38] ---
    What is that?
[04:40] ---
    Hi, it's 623.
[04:42] ---
    Thank you all for participating today.
[04:45] ---
    As a masked DJ, I can't afford
    to be there in person.
[04:49] ---
    But I will be judging from another room.
[04:52] ---
    Oh, come on!
[04:54] ---
    However, that doesn't apply to the
    person who passes the audition.
[04:57] ---
    Let's meet in the studio
    when we broadcast the show.
[05:01] ---
    If I pass the audition, I can meet 623-san!
[05:04] ---
    Now, we'd like each of you
    to display your talent.
[05:09] ---
    Whoever entertains the judges the most
    with their special talent will be the winner!
[05:14] ---
    Natsumi, let's do our best!
[05:16] ---
    I'll reveal my hidden talent!
[05:18] ---
    What should I do? I didn't come
    prepared with a special skill.
[05:21] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[05:23] ---
    On the radio, the gift of gab is everything!
[05:26] ---
    As the best storyteller in the universe,
[05:29] ---
    I, the great one, have victory in the bag!
[05:31] ---
    "I, the great one"?
SIGN    Squeeze
[05:32] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[05:33] ---
    No way am I gonna lose to him!
[05:36] ---
    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
    A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
[05:40] ---
    Thank you!
[05:43] ---
    And now, entry number 24!
[05:45] ---
    That's me!
[05:47] ---
    Good luck, Yayoi!
[05:48] ---
    I'm number 24, Shimotsuki Yayoi.
[05:51] ---
    I'm going to balance a plate!
[05:55] ---
    This is something else!
[05:57] ---
    Fantastic!
[06:00] ---
    I'm balancing more than usual!
[06:03] ---
    Yayoi, that's great!
[06:04] ---
    I didn't know you could do that!
[06:06] ---
    But on the radio, you can
    only hear voices, right?
[06:08] ---
    You think that talent
    would come in handy there?
[06:13] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[06:15] ---
    It's okay.
[06:17] ---
    It doesn't have to be radio-related.
[06:19] ---
    If you can show us what makes
    you unique, that's good enough.
[06:22] ---
    Show us what you got!
[06:24] ---
    Just kidding.
[06:28] ---
    S-Seriously?
[06:29] ---
    Gero?!
[06:31] ---
    I'm number 25, Nankyoku Tamae!
[06:34] ---
    I'm gonna devour this cake
    in a matter of seconds!
[06:37] ---
    Watch this!
[06:43] ---
    Finished!
[06:45] ---
    That is amazing, but...
[06:47] ---
    That's no kind of talent!
[06:49] ---
    You should be ashamed of yourself!
[06:53] ---
    I'm number 26, Unabara Mois.
[06:55] ---
    I'm going to smash these bricks!
[07:02] ---
    I did it!
[07:04] ---
    Lady Mois, anyone could break one brick.
[07:09] ---
    It's really difficult to hold back so I
    don't break the bricks all the way to the floor!
[07:14] ---
    Gero...
[07:16] ---
    I'm number 27, Shiwasu Satsuki.
    I'm going to do calligraphy.
[07:20] ---
    Write light, light write,
    write lightly, light writely...
SIGN    Perfect (almost)
[07:23] ---
    Perfect!
[07:24] ---
    Satsuki, you wrote it wrong!
[07:27] ---
    A lot of people don't notice it,
[07:29] ---
    but the bottom of the second character
    shouldn't be a cemetery cross,
SIGN    Here
[07:31] ---
    but a sweating capital F!
SIGN    Perfect
[07:35] ---
    So far, I don't see any competition!
[07:39] ---
    I... I'm number 28, Cucuruz Doan.
[07:43] ---
    I... I would like to read an original poem.
[07:48] ---
    I turn to face the passing wind,
[07:50] ---
    my eyes opened to love.
[07:53] ---
    And then I murmur,
SIGN    Ice
[07:56] ---
    "I love summer!"
[07:59] ---
    An afternoon gazing at warships
    with giant cannons...
[08:02] ---
    What's that got to do with anything?!
SIGN    The Interjection
[08:05] ---
    And now, number 29, if you would...
[08:08] ---
    It's your turn, Natsumi!
[08:09] ---
    If you win, take us along
    so we get to meet 623, too!
[08:17] ---
    What should I do? Something I can do...
SIGN    Judge Personality 623
[08:21] ---
    623-san...
[08:26] ---
    623-san is watching me in
    the studio from somewhere...
[08:32] ---
    I want him to see me shine!
[08:39] ---
    I'm number 29, Hinata Natsumi! Here I go!
[08:49] ---
    Let 623-san receive my feelings!
[09:00] ---
    Beautiful! Wonderful!
[09:03] ---
    That made an impact!
[09:04] ---
    Natsumi, you're gonna win it!
[09:07] ---
    Next, entry number 30!
[09:11] ---
    Stupid frog!
[09:12] ---
    The star performer is on at last!
[09:15] ---
    I'm number 30, Aozora Keroko!
[09:17] ---
    I'm going to make this a
    head-on fight with talking!
[09:21] ---
    W-What kind of performance is this?!
[09:25] ---
    That boy was a hard worker with a pure heart.
[09:31] ---
    Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!
SIGN    Blabber
SIGN    Squeal
[09:34] ---
    Blah-blah-blah-blah!
SIGN    Koff Koff
[09:36] ---
    Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!
[09:39] ---
    Sergeant Keroro spun a moving tale
    that purified the heart.
[09:44] ---
    And spun! And spun!
[09:46] ---
    Words that hit home...
    A scream that shook the soul!
[09:49] ---
    And somewhere along the line,
     the audition hall
[09:51] ---
    became caught up
    in an emotional whirlpool.
[09:54] ---
    Blah-blah-blah-blah!
[09:55] ---
    And then, when the old man walked away,
[09:58] ---
    the boy waved and cried,
[10:01] ---
    "Old man, you were really my
    instant dumpling, weren't you?!"
[10:13] ---
    That was wonderful!
[10:16] ---
    Why do I have to be moved
    by a stupid frog's story?!
[10:20] ---
    How was my storytelling magic?
[10:23] ---
    I brought 100% of the audience to tears!
[10:25] ---
    I've as good as won already!
[10:29] ---
    Next person, go ahead.
[10:30] ---
    Gero?!
[10:32] ---
    Sorry I'm late!
[10:35] ---
    Kululu!
[10:37] ---
    I'm number 31, Kululuko!
[10:42] ---
    I'm going to do puns while calculating!
[10:44] ---
    Let's see...
[10:45] ---
    I knew York in New York.
    Toys, let me use the toilet.
[10:49] ---
    Cinderella hit her shin on the fella.
    That phone is phony.
[10:52] ---
    Puns while calculating...
[10:52] ---
    Minimum condom in the condominium...
[10:54] ---
    When you've got nothing,
    go with outdated puns.
[10:54] ---
    The curry flavor is currying favor!
    Does Germany have any germs?
[10:58] ---
    Really, who would laugh at that
    in this day and age?
[11:02] ---
    Wonderful!
[11:03] ---
    Hilarious!
[11:05] ---
    They're laughing...
[11:06] ---
    Don't tell me he's found
    their Achilles's heel?
[11:09] ---
    And now it's time to announce the result.
[11:11] ---
    From 623-san, please.
[11:13] ---
    All right, I'll give you my choice.
[11:15] ---
    The person I'm going to ask to be
    my assistant for a day is...
[11:20] ---
    ...entry number 31!
[11:22] ---
    The punning mathematician, Kululuko-san!
[11:24] ---
    Yay!
SIGN    Gong!
[11:27] ---
    Those puns beat my story...
[11:32] ---
    I won because I researched the
    judges' interests beforehand!
[11:38] ---
    Puns!
[11:38] ---
    Sheesh! That's the lowest form of humor!
[11:41] ---
    I'm happy to get an autograph board from
    623-san as a participation award, but...
SIGN    Papillon. Thank you for participating! Autograph
[11:45] ---
    No need for memory cards;
    It lingers in your own.
    Ikaho Hot Springs.
[11:49] ---
    I hope Kululu takes a photo of 623-san.
[11:53] ---
    My guest was my assistant
    for a day, Kululuko-san!
[11:58] ---
    Kululuko-san, how was it?
[11:59] ---
    Everyone, listen to this!
[12:01] ---
    I saw 623-san's face as plain as day.
[12:05] ---
    You all want to see it, don't you?
[12:07] ---
    You want me to take a photo, don't you?
[12:10] ---
    Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[12:13] ---
    Well, forget it!
[12:17] ---
    And that's all for today! Goodbye!
[12:18] ---
    Next week, same time, same station!
[12:20] ---
    W-Wait! What the heck?!
[12:25] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu is nasty to the core.
[12:28] ---
    Yay!
[12:37] ---
    All humans have a hobby.
[12:42] ---
    The masterpiece of my life...
[12:44] ---
    ...is finally complete!
[12:47] ---
    I'm confiscating that.
[12:49] ---
    Ge... ro...
[12:51] ---
    That's your punishment for blowing off
    cleaning duties three days in a row!
[12:58] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[13:00] ---
    This month's salary hasn't been deposited!
[13:05] ---
    Corporal Giroro...
[13:07] ---
    You'll do anything for the Pekopon invasion.
[13:10] ---
    That is what you said, isn't it?
SIGN    I think I said something like that... I don't think I said that...
[13:15] ---
    Then just leave everything to me,
[13:17] ---
    your commander!
[13:21] ---
    Commander!
[13:21] ---
    Gero?
[13:22] ---
    The machine you wanted is ready.
[13:26] ---
    Good work!
[13:28] ---
    Be happy, Corporal Giroro!
[13:29] ---
    The latest weapon for the sake of
    the Pekopon invasion is complete!
[13:33] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[13:34] ---
    W-What is this determination?!
    Is it really going to work this time?!
[13:41] ---
    Keroro vs. Natsumi: 1/6 Earnest Battle, Sir!
[13:47] ---
    Huh, this moves, too...
[13:49] ---
    This is really well made.
[13:51] ---
    Sis, you shouldn't play with the
    plastic model you confiscated.
[13:54] ---
    If Sarge sees you, he'll get mad.
[13:56] ---
    Mad?
[13:57] ---
    You must be joking! He has
    no grounds to be angry!
[14:01] ---
    It's not a joke, ma'am!
[14:03] ---
    I'm very angry with you!
[14:06] ---
    W-What was that, stupid frog?
[14:08] ---
    You have a complaint?
[14:11] ---
    Ow...
[14:12] ---
    Sis?!
[14:21] ---
    T-Tiny!
[14:24] ---
    Gero gero!
[14:26] ---
    It looks like you were
    scared out of your wits!
[14:28] ---
    This is an official plastic model
    of the Keron Army.
[14:30] ---
    "Sergeant Keroro," at 1/6 scale.
[14:33] ---
    It's a high-quality model that perfectly
    captures my strength and coolness.
[14:39] ---
    A... A plastic model of you?
[14:41] ---
    Now, kindly return my
    Gundam plastic model.
[14:44] ---
    Yeah, right! You're the one
    who's in the wrong here!
[14:47] ---
    Threatening me with that plastic model
    won't do any good!
[14:49] ---
    Underestimating it as a mere
    plastic model is foolish.
[14:57] ---
    You little...
[15:06] ---
    It may be stronger than the real Sarge!
[15:09] ---
    Let's retreat for the moment.
[15:12] ---
    It's locked! Sarge is serious!
[15:21] ---
    That's enough!
[15:23] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[15:25] ---
    Hey! I thought that was supposed
    to be for the Pekopon invasion!
[15:28] ---
    But first,
[15:30] ---
    I'm going to make Lady Natsumi regret
    taking away my Gundam plastic model.
[15:35] ---
    You even sunk our salaries into this
    weapon for the Pekopon invasion...
[15:41] ---
    At the commander's request,
    I made this machine,
[15:43] ---
    and in the form of a
    plastic model, no less!
[15:46] ---
    And it's called the
    "Angel Paints Control Device"!
SIGN    Alternate Name: My Ambition Shooting Device
[15:51] ---
    It does a three-dimensional scan
    of the original subject,
[15:54] ---
    manufactures a mold from the plans,
SIGN    Form Scanner
SIGN    Material Insertion Opening
[15:56] ---
    does a mold injection,
SIGN    Mold
[15:58] ---
    and a superior product comes out,
     even in its own box!
SIGN    Completed
    Model
    Slot
SIGN    Plastic Materials
[16:01] ---
    All-purpose weaponry-grade beverage
    Nanora is mixed into the materials,
[16:05] ---
    which allows for the creation of
    instant super-weapons!
[16:09] ---
    If we mass-produce these plastic models
    and sell them to Pekopon kids,
[16:14] ---
    it'll be like spreading the
    weapons of our invasion!
[16:16] ---
    By the time they notice, our model weapons
    will have gained control of Pekopon!
[16:22] ---
    I've never heard of a military weapon
[16:24] ---
    that can be fought off with a slipper!
[16:26] ---
    Corporal Giroro...
[16:27] ---
    Are you saying you don't trust your
    leader's experience and interests?!
[16:31] ---
    O-Okay! I do, so please
    give me a little space!
[16:35] ---
    Then let's nail down the details
    of the plastic model sales plan.
[16:39] ---
    By the time we're done, I'm sure
    Lady Natsumi will have given up.
[16:44] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[16:48] ---
    Natsumi...
[17:03] ---
    Hey, why don't you just give Sarge
    his plastic model back?
[17:05] ---
    No way! No matter what,
     I'm hanging on to it!
[17:10] ---
    Huh?
[17:12] ---
    I don't hear it anymore.
[17:16] ---
    I am a soldier with a cold plastic heart.
[17:20] ---
    Relentless... Ruthless...
[17:22] ---
    My prey will not get away.
[17:26] ---
    Since it's come to this,
    I'll just have to pull out the roots.
[17:29] ---
    I'm going to make a raid on
    that stupid frog's hangout.
[17:39] ---
    We can't get in there.
[17:41] ---
    I didn't think they'd go this far.
[17:43] ---
    What are you doing?
[17:45] ---
    Oh, Dororo!
[17:47] ---
    I've got business with the stupid frog.
[17:49] ---
    But I can't get in with
    this crap over the door.
[17:51] ---
    I see.
[17:53] ---
    I wanted to discuss the non-payment of
    my salary with the commander,
[17:58] ---
    but it is awkward bringing up
    a money matter.
[18:02] ---
    Would you ask him about it for me?
[18:05] ---
    Yeah, sure.
[18:06] ---
    In that case...
[18:09] ---
    ...let us go!
[18:10] ---
    Assassin Magic!
SIGN    Final Day
[18:13] ---
    Final Day! Dosukoi! Dosukoi! Dosukoi!
[18:18] ---
    The path has been opened.
    I shall leave the rest to you.
[18:21] ---
    Who is there?!
[18:24] ---
    Don't interfere, sir.
[18:26] ---
    K-Keroro-kun?
[18:27] ---
    No, that's a plastic model he made.
[18:30] ---
    This is no mere vengeful specter.
    I would advise you to withdraw!
[18:34] ---
    Please take care of it, Dororo!
[18:35] ---
    Hurry up, Sis!
[18:37] ---
    Here I come!
[18:40] ---
    I wonder where the stupid frog
    disappeared to?
[18:45] ---
    What's this machine?
[18:49] ---
    Look out!
[18:52] ---
    W-What is this?! What's happening?!
[18:55] ---
    Sis!
[19:06] ---
    This is... a plastic model of you, Sis!
[19:14] ---
    I-It is strong!
[19:17] ---
    This plastic model has all the zeal
    of the commander back then.
[19:20] ---
    All I can say is that I am stunned...
[19:24] ---
    No one can stop me!
[19:26] ---
    I'm going to take over Pekopon
    and the Keron Army, too,
[19:29] ---
    then build a plastic model kingdom!
SIGN    Uprising
[19:34] ---
    Surrender, Pekoponians!
[19:36] ---
    Bow before me, ma'am!
[19:38] ---
    I've been waiting for you.
    Your naked ambition...
[19:41] ---
    ...is gonna get cold water thrown on it
    from this 1/6 Hinata Natsumi!
[19:44] ---
    W-What?!
[19:46] ---
    Cut it out, stupid frog!
[19:49] ---
    My real sister is stronger than
    the real Sarge,
[19:52] ---
    so my plastic model Sis should be
    stronger than the plastic model Sarge!
[19:56] ---
    Th-That's not true!
[20:01] ---
    Gero?! You!
[20:07] ---
    Accept your fate, stupid frog!
[20:13] ---
    Take that! And that! And that!
[20:16] ---
    Gero!
[20:17] ---
    Hey! Get back here!
[20:25] ---
    You're mine!
[20:27] ---
    Gero?!
[20:30] ---
    I'm out of ammo? No way.
[20:34] ---
    Stupid frog!
[20:39] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Bath
SIGN    Milky
    Way
    Bath
[20:44] ---
    As the first order of business in the lineup,
[20:46] ---
    we'll mass-produce my plastic model!
[20:49] ---
    Wait! I think we'd be better off selling
    models of me, since I have better weapons.
[20:53] ---
    Forget it! First, we have to draw them in
    with the main character.
[20:58] ---
    All right, I wonder if Lady Natsumi
    has surrendered by now?
[21:02] ---
    Gero?
[21:07] ---
    It can't be...
[21:10] ---
    Too bad.
[21:12] ---
    Gero!
[21:17] ---
    Do you surrender?
[21:18] ---
    Yes, immediately.
[21:20] ---
    The Earth Army succeeded in
    mass-producing 1/6 Hinata Natsumis.
[21:24] ---
    The tide of the Great Hinata House
    Plastic Model War turned, ending here.
[21:31] ---
    Jeez. That plastic model hobby
    is more trouble than it's worth.
[21:34] ---
    But it looked like you were having
    a lot of fun making your own, Sis.
[21:42] ---
    Maybe I shouldn't have
    wrecked his plastic model...
[21:47] ---
    He could be depressed about it...
[21:50] ---
    Maybe I'll give that back to him later.
[21:52] ---
    However, at that very moment,
    Sergeant Keroro was...
[21:59] ---
    All right! Now you really get a sense
    that it was destroyed in battle!
[22:03] ---
    My masterpiece is complete!
[22:07] ---
    Kero kero kero...
[22:09] ---
    Honorable leader...
[22:11] ---
    How dare you waste our salaries?!
[22:13] ---
    Gero!
[22:16] ---
    Let this be a lesson to everyone:
    don't get too wrapped up in your hobbies.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Emotional issues, sir!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Why do you make that face?
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    I hate the way you say that!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    You really have always ticked me off.
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    You know you're really stupid
    to get so uptight!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Shikamettsura nakittsura
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Even though we want to make up.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Nakanaori o shitai keredo
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Kibun saiaku tomodaore
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    The more I grow to love you,
     the stubborner I get.
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    On this planet where we were
    lucky to meet,
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
    Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    In the twinkle of a star
    that we could be friends,
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    It's kind of nice to have
    a fight every now and then.
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    So don't go all red and blushy like that.
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
    rather stay here holding your hand.
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
    ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    These are my real feelings
    that only you know!
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    My emotional issues are
     as strong as ever, sir!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    Kokoro no mondai
    kyou mo junchou de arimasu!!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[23:52] ---
    This is Dororo...
[23:53] ---
    That aside, next time,
[23:54] ---
    "Keroro: The Mixed Open Air
    Hot Spring Murder Case
[23:57] ---
    With the Souls of the Most Miserable Siblings
    in the Universe Wandering in Clouds of Steam,
[23:59] ---
    Because When Big Brother
    Tried to Get Into the Hot Spring
[24:01] ---
    That He Made Out of a Storage Unit,
    Only One Leg Fit,
[24:04] ---
    So He Slipped From the Shock
    and Lost Consciousness,
[24:06] ---
    and His Little Sister's Tears Dripped
    on the Mineral Deposits, Sir!"
[24:10] ---
    Also, "Kululu: Bad to the Bone, Sir!"
[24:16] ---
    So, two stories!
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!