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E51 - The Keroro Platoon Retreats! Farewell, Pekopon, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:46] ---
    Space Invasion Forces,
[01:47] ---
    Special Advance Team
    Platoon Leader, Sergeant Keroro.
[01:50] ---
    Huh?!
[01:52] ---
    Sergeant Keroro.
[01:53] ---
    Your continued presence on Planet Pekopon
     is considered a high risk.
[01:58] ---
    Mr. Commander, sir.
[02:00] ---
    You are now directed to
    return to Planet Keron with us.
[02:03] ---
    You have 24 hours to comply.
[02:06] ---
    Th-That's too soon.
[02:08] ---
    I repeat.
[02:09] ---
    Your continued presence on Planet Pekopon
    is considered a high risk.
[02:14] ---
    You are now directed to
    return to Planet Keron with us.
[02:17] ---
    You have 24 hours to comply.
[02:19] ---
    O-Only one day?
[02:21] ---
    So, we will pick you all up
    at this time tomorrow.
[02:25] ---
    Is that clear, Sergeant Keroro?!
[02:31] ---
    Wait! Mr. Commander, sir!
[02:33] ---
    Huh? Huh? What the...
[02:37] ---
    Oh, it was just a dream!
[02:48] ---
    Ow ow...
[02:50] ---
    It was no dream.
[02:54] ---
    What if you had just one day left
    to spend with someone?
[02:57] ---
    What would you do?
[03:03] ---
    The Keroro Platoon Retreats!
    Farewell, Pekopon, Sir!
[03:09] ---
    All we have left now is 24 hours.
[03:13] ---
    Oh no! We haven't made any progress
    in the invasion of Pekopon.
[03:18] ---
    If I go back to Keron
    in this miserable state...
[03:26] ---
    Invasion. Invasion. We've got
    to invade Pekopon in one day.
[03:29] ---
    First we've got to... Let me see, um...
[03:32] ---
    I can't think of anything!
[03:34] ---
    Hmph. He must've had another bad dream.
[03:37] ---
    No... that's what I thought,
    so I contacted HQ.
[03:41] ---
    You mean it's true?!
[03:43] ---
    I will have to go...
    there is something I need to do...
[03:48] ---
    Huh?
[03:49] ---
    Oh. I just remembered.
[03:50] ---
    There's an instruction
    manual for this situation.
[03:55] ---
    Nothing beats reading
    an instruction manual!
[03:58] ---
    Hey, it's not here.
[03:59] ---
    The Pekopon conquest manual was
    entrusted only to the platoon leader,
[03:59] ---
    It's not here! Not here! Not here!
     Where? Where is it?
[04:02] ---
    and has everything you need to know
    about invading Pekopon.
[04:05] ---
    Oh. I just remembered, sir.
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Manual 12th Edition
[04:10] ---
    It was so thick and heavy,
    I didn't want to read it.
[04:12] ---
    I used it as a weight
    for the pickle jars.
[04:15] ---
    I want you to reveal your
    true power of knowledge!
[04:19] ---
    Pekopon Invasion Manual, huh?
[04:23] ---
    If you have the time to read
    such a dangerous book,
[04:25] ---
    why don't you do the laundry?
SIGN    Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro
[04:27] ---
    But I don't have time for all that.
[04:30] ---
    Don't mess with me.
    It's your turn today.
[04:33] ---
    Please, ma'am.
    I need that, Lady Natsumi!
[04:36] ---
    No way.
[04:37] ---
    What's the matter?
[04:38] ---
    The stupid frog was holding a
    suspicious book, so I confiscated it.
[04:42] ---
    I have to finish reading it today,
    or everything will be ruined!
[04:48] ---
    Sis, please return it.
[04:52] ---
    Please, ma'am...
[04:54] ---
    Fine, but make sure you do all
    your chores, or you know what you'll get.
[04:58] ---
    Much obliged, ma'am!
[05:01] ---
    Pekopon Invasion Manual, Chapter 1,
    Conduct of the Platoon Leader...
[05:05] ---
    First, brush your teeth after every meal.
[05:09] ---
    Second, wash your clothes on a daily basis.
[05:13] ---
    Third... Get back home before dinner.
[05:17] ---
    I keep telling Lady Natsumi to put
    the colored laundry in a separate basket!
[05:21] ---
    How dare she...?!
[05:23] ---
    Well... I have no time to waste, ma'am.
[05:27] ---
    Normally, I carefully measure
    the amount of detergent...
[05:30] ---
    ...but not this time!
[05:32] ---
    And who cares how much
    fabric softener gets wasted?
[05:38] ---
    Although I shouldn't care,
    it's better to get rid of the wrinkles now,
[05:41] ---
    or it'll be a pain to
     iron the clothes later.
[05:46] ---
    Now I've lost my place in the book!
[05:50] ---
    I'm going out shopping.
[05:51] ---
    Make sure you clean the house
    after you're done with the laundry, okay?
[05:53] ---
    What? But I...
[05:55] ---
    I did it the day before yesterday,
    and yesterday was Fuyuki's turn.
[05:58] ---
    So you do it today.
[05:59] ---
    Do it thoroughly, got it?
[06:01] ---
    No, wait!
[06:02] ---
    I can't afford to be doing chores all day!
[06:06] ---
    How can I finish my reading
     if I keep doing this?!
[06:10] ---
    Don't see why I need to do
    a thorough job, anyway, sir.
[06:19] ---
    Hmm?
SIGN    Training in Progress
[06:26] ---
    Is Tama-chan training again?
[06:28] ---
    It seems so...
[06:30] ---
    We shouldn't disturb him.
     Let's just let him be.
[06:35] ---
    There are so many snacks
    I have not tried yet!
[06:39] ---
    This may be my final chance!
[06:44] ---
    It just is not the same
    if you are eating all by yourself...
[06:52] ---
    Leaders should be early
    to bed and early to rise.
SIGN    Platoon Leader Drills
[06:54] ---
    Leaders should always
    finish their homework.
[06:57] ---
    I see...
[06:58] ---
    So that's why I wasn't able to accomplish
    any of these fundamental tasks. I see.
[07:02] ---
    Sarge? You can stop cleaning my room now.
[07:06] ---
    Go ahead and focus on your reading.
    I'll smooth it over with Sis.
[07:13] ---
    Thank you, Master Fuyuki!
[07:17] ---
    Sarge...
SIGN    Thwap
[07:24] ---
    That's my precious manual!
[07:33] ---
    Sarge! Whoa!
[07:34] ---
    Stop it, Sucker! No, don't!
[07:37] ---
    Sarge!
[07:38] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[07:40] ---
    Sarge!
[07:48] ---
    It's all crumpled up. I can't read it, sir...
[07:53] ---
    It's already evening.
[07:55] ---
    At this rate,
[07:56] ---
    I'll have to leave Pekopon
    before I've accomplished anything.
[08:00] ---
    Uncle...
[08:01] ---
    That Lady Natsumi...
    She's so inconsiderate.
[08:05] ---
    She'll be really sorry for the way
    she treated me today, sir!
[08:10] ---
    I don't think so.
[08:11] ---
    Huh?
[08:12] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu.
[08:13] ---
    All traces of our existence here will be erased.
[08:16] ---
    Huh?
[08:18] ---
    Not just all physical evidence,
[08:19] ---
    but all the Pekoponians
    who have made contact with us
[08:22] ---
    will lose their memories.
[08:25] ---
    That's how it always is.
[08:27] ---
    That's right...
[08:29] ---
    All the memories we've shared with them...
    they won't remember anything.
[08:33] ---
    Sarge, time for dinner.
[08:35] ---
    Oh...
[08:36] ---
    Let's eat while it's hot.
[08:39] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[08:45] ---
    It's Lady Natsumi's beef stew!
[08:48] ---
    Hey. I'm glad I got off early
    from work today.
[08:50] ---
    What's the occasion?
[08:51] ---
    It's just that there was
    a big sale on meat today.
[08:54] ---
    Actually, it's a reward for all the
    hard work the sergeant did today.
[08:58] ---
    Gero?
[08:59] ---
    Hey, Fuyuki!
[09:00] ---
    Oops, sorry.
[09:02] ---
    The laundry today was
    especially fluffy and fragrant today.
[09:06] ---
    Um, I didn't mean to do that, though...
[09:08] ---
    And the living room was
    noticeably cleaner than usual.
[09:11] ---
    Um, I didn't mean to do that either.
[09:13] ---
    That's commendable, Kero-chan.
[09:16] ---
    You'll get a 20% increase
    in your allowance this month.
[09:18] ---
    Lady Mom!
[09:19] ---
    Isn't that great, Sarge?
[09:19] ---
    Let's eat.
[09:21] ---
    Let's go straight to the toy store
    when you get your allowance, okay?
[09:24] ---
    I can't wait! I'm looking forward
    to my next allowance day!
[09:29] ---
    The next... The next...
SIGN    Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro
[09:32] ---
    What's the matter, stupid frog?
[09:34] ---
    If you don't like it, you don't have to eat.
[09:37] ---
    Oh no, it's nothing!
    Your beef stew is the best, ma'am.
[09:41] ---
    I wish we had it every day.
[09:44] ---
    Sarge, that's too much.
[09:47] ---
    Maybe, maybe not.
[09:54] ---
    Giroro.
[09:55] ---
    Why don't you come in and join us
    for dinner once in a while?
[09:58] ---
    I'd rather eat over here.
[10:00] ---
    As stubborn as a mule.
[10:02] ---
    Huh?
[10:05] ---
    The season for campfires is over, you know?
[10:09] ---
    Natsumi...
[10:10] ---
    Hm?
[10:11] ---
    I...
[10:13] ---
    No... nothing.
[10:14] ---
    Aw, c'mon. What's up?
[10:17] ---
    You won't remember, anyway.
[10:19] ---
    What do you mean?
[10:22] ---
    This one's cooked about right.
[10:25] ---
    Thanks, Giroro.
[10:29] ---
    Sure.
[10:31] ---
    Oooh. Delicious!
[10:36] ---
    A platoon leader washes the backs
     of the plates thoroughly, too.
[10:39] ---
    Really, they're sparkling clean.
[10:41] ---
    I'm embarrassed to put you in
    a position to help me, Lady Mom.
[10:44] ---
    It's fine. Don't you think
    it's more fun to do it together?
[10:47] ---
    Yeah... that's so true.
[11:02] ---
    In the end... we failed in our invasion.
[11:05] ---
    And yet...
[11:07] ---
    I think... it's all for the best, indeed.
[11:25] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
    I have to take this with me, sir.
[11:40] ---
    Natsumi...
[11:42] ---
    Take care.
[11:48] ---
    Momocchi... it's time for goodbye.
[11:51] ---
    Wait right there!
[11:54] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[11:58] ---
    Even when I'm not around,
    I'm sure you'll do just fine.
[12:02] ---
    Don't be afraid. Just tell Fukki
    exactly how you feel.
SIGN    Inbox [Contents] I'm smarter than you
[12:08] ---
    I'm smarter than you.
[12:14] ---
    Guys... We'll be departing soon.
[12:17] ---
    I've been wondering...
    why is she going with us, anyway?
[12:21] ---
    Wherever Uncle goes, I'm willing to go.
[12:25] ---
    Or, like, futures entwined?
[12:28] ---
    Why does it feel that we're
    forgetting somebody right now?
[12:32] ---
    I am right over here.
[12:34] ---
    Oh. Dororo. I'm glad you made it.
[12:37] ---
    Do we really have no choice
    but to leave Planet Pekopon?
[12:42] ---
    I guess that must be our ride back home.
[12:45] ---
    Dororo!
[12:47] ---
    Huh? Koyuki-dono. Why...?
[12:49] ---
    I'm glad you didn't get left behind.
[12:52] ---
    Koyuki-dono...
[12:53] ---
    You know, I've a lot of fun
    being with you, Dororo.
[12:58] ---
    Koyuki-dono...
[13:00] ---
    Koyuki-dono!
[13:02] ---
    Dororo! I'll never forget you!
[13:07] ---
    Leader. There's still one last thing
    you need to do.
[13:10] ---
    Huh?
[13:11] ---
    Press this switch, and any memory of us
    in the minds of any Pekoponians,
[13:14] ---
    and any trace that we were
    ever here, will be erased.
[13:18] ---
    Just give me the order,
    and I'll press the switch.
[13:20] ---
    Huh?! My order?
[13:22] ---
    Keroro.
[13:23] ---
    Mr. Sergeant.
[13:24] ---
    My honorable leader.
[13:33] ---
    Memory...
[13:34] ---
    ...erase!
[13:35] ---
    Memory, erase.
[13:37] ---
    Click.
[13:43] ---
    Master Fuyuki... this is really goodbye, sir.
[14:24] ---
    Our secret base is totally gone...
[14:32] ---
    I told you everything would be erased.
SIGN    Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi
    Fuyuki Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki
    Keroro Natsumi Fuyuki Keroro
SIGN    Natsumi Fuyuki Natsumi
    Fuyuki Natsumi Fuyuki
     Natsumi Fuyuki
[14:47] ---
    Once their memories of us are erased,
[14:50] ---
    we'll have nothing else to do here.
[14:53] ---
    Sarge!
[14:54] ---
    Hey, you stupid frog.
[14:58] ---
    I can't, sir!
[14:59] ---
    Sarge!
[15:01] ---
    Saying goodbye...
[15:05] ---
    I want... I want to stay with them, sir!
[15:08] ---
    I don't want to leave, sir!
[15:11] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[15:15] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[15:20] ---
    I'll never forget, sir.
[15:23] ---
    What is it?
[15:24] ---
    It's goodbye, sir.
[15:26] ---
    Goodbye!
SIGN    Several days later...
SIGN    April
    Natsumi Fuyuki Natsumi
    Fuyuki Natsumi Fuyuki
     Natsumi Fuyuki
[15:47] ---
    What's this?
[15:48] ---
    No one's assigned to do the chores today?
[15:51] ---
    Fuyuki, you have make-up classes today, right?
[15:53] ---
    Uh-huh.
[15:54] ---
    I guess I'll have to beg off on
    helping the team again.
[16:01] ---
    Every day seems
    the same as the day before.
[16:03] ---
    And yet... something feels different.
[16:07] ---
    There's Hinata-kun... I wish I could
    find a way to talk to him...
[16:14] ---
    Almost golden brown...
[16:16] ---
    Perfectly roasting in the fire...
[16:18] ---
    Oh, no! Why am I
    dreaming of sweet potatoes?
[16:23] ---
    But... I think it was something
    more than potatoes...
[16:26] ---
    "According to research, the majority
    of people who've made contact with aliens
[16:31] ---
    exhibit signs of memory manipulation.
[16:35] ---
    Perhaps Earthlings are not yet allowed
[16:36] ---
    to have contact with alien civilizations."
[16:44] ---
    Is that true?
[17:04] ---
    Hey! What's all the racket, Fuyuki?
[17:14] ---
    I never knew we had a basement.
[17:16] ---
    You shouldn't open that door.
[17:19] ---
    Why, a ghost might appear?
SIGN    Ba-dump
[17:21] ---
    W-What're you talking about?
    Of course not!
[17:24] ---
    C'mon. It's time to go to sleep.
[17:27] ---
    Wait!
[17:28] ---
    There's something
    I just have to check out here.
[17:30] ---
    Hey, don't say you saw something. I mean it.
[17:50] ---
    Why am I... so sad?
[17:53] ---
    I feel like... I had a precious friend
    I shouldn't have forgotten.
[18:13] ---
    I can't remember the last time
    I built a plastic model.
[18:19] ---
    What is it?
[18:21] ---
    Are you hungry?
[18:23] ---
    What's your problem?
[18:26] ---
    What a strange cat.
[18:28] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[18:29] ---
    Great. You managed to find
    the model kit I had left behind.
[18:33] ---
    But, Keroro, you totally misled us.
[18:37] ---
    Well, but Mr. Commander did say
    our continued presence here was a high risk!
[18:42] ---
    How was I supposed to know?
[18:44] ---
    He was only referring to
    our annual physical checkup.
[18:47] ---
    And it turns out I have
    to cut back on my sweets...
[18:51] ---
    Or, like, wellness foremost?
[18:53] ---
    I guess we'll have to
    start our invasion from scratch...
[18:56] ---
    They don't remember
    anything about us, after all.
[18:59] ---
    Leader, let's go find another location
    for our secret base.
[19:04] ---
    Look!
SIGN    Legs
[19:07] ---
    Legs?
[19:08] ---
    That's stupid. The Zeong shouldn't have legs!
[19:11] ---
    Legs are just for show! How come
    Master Fuyuki never understands that?
[19:16] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[19:17] ---
    Stop it! That's wrong!
[19:19] ---
    Stop that right now!
[19:21] ---
    Huh?
[19:23] ---
    Gero?
[19:32] ---
    Sarge...
[19:37] ---
    Sarge! Where've you been all this time?
[19:39] ---
    What the?!
[19:41] ---
    L-Let me introduce myself. I am Sergeant Keroro.
[19:47] ---
    I know that.
[19:49] ---
    Master Fuyuki... Master Fuyuki!
[19:52] ---
    How can that be?!
[19:54] ---
    His memories were
    supposed to be erased, right?
[19:56] ---
    Based on my readings, his mind
    doesn't remember any contact with us.
[20:00] ---
    Then why?
[20:01] ---
    I guess memories of the heart
    are impossible to erase.
[20:04] ---
    Or, like, wordless discourse?
[20:07] ---
    I want to see Momocchi now.
[20:10] ---
    I guess we'll have to start here again.
[20:13] ---
    If that's the case...
[20:15] ---
    What's that?
[20:16] ---
    Isn't this what backups are for?
[20:21] ---
    Backup, restore.
[20:28] ---
    I'm home.
[20:29] ---
    Um... I just dropped by
    to see if Tama-chan was here...
[20:33] ---
    Yay! It's Momocchi!
[20:36] ---
    Tama-chan!
[20:38] ---
    Tama-chan!
[20:39] ---
    Kero-chan!
[20:40] ---
    Lady Mom!
[20:41] ---
    Hey, you stupid frog!
[20:44] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[20:46] ---
    You skipped your chores for a week.
    Where have you been?
[20:50] ---
    All is well that ends well.
[20:50] ---
    It's a long story!
[20:52] ---
    Dororo!
[20:54] ---
    Koyuki-dono!
[20:58] ---
    Welcome back, Dororo.
[21:00] ---
    I am glad to be back.
SIGN    You have mail
SIGN    Saburo
    Don't you think I'm
    just a tad smarter?
[21:04] ---
    Don't you think I'm just a tad smarter?
[21:11] ---
    What the... Giroro?
[21:13] ---
    Why the heck is everybody here?
[21:16] ---
    Installation complete!
[21:18] ---
    Hmph. We'll all be court-martialed.
[21:21] ---
    Listen up, guys.
[21:22] ---
    Our mission to invade Pekopon... starts anew!
[21:26] ---
    Yeah!
[21:29] ---
    And so, the brand new operations
[21:31] ---
    of the Keroro Platoon are about to start.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero.
    Let's begin!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero Kero-kero-kero-kero...
    Hajimeru de arimasu!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero.
    This is the Keroro drawing song!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero
    Keroro no ekaki uta!!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    On a big, round UFO,
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Manmaru dekkai UFO no
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    There are two windows
    that turn out to be holes. (Oh no!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Mado ka to omottara anaboko de (Uso!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Through them is a view of Pekopon.
    (Let’s go invade, sir!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Sokokara Pekopon miechatta
    (Shinryaku de arimasu)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Let's make a U-turn to go shopping
    for some Gundam models! (Hi-yo!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Ganpula kai ni yorimichi U-turn (Mahu…!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    But another U-turn causes the ship
    to crash-land on a hill! (Gero!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Mou iccho U-turn oyama
    ni gekitotsu (Gero…!)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Oh, no, the UFO is a wreck.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yabei yo UFO kowareta yo
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Or, like, own stupid fault?
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    "Te yuuka, jigoujitoku?"
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Let's clean the toilet as often as you can.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Toire souji wa komame ni yarubeshi
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    But it's okay to skip twice a week.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Shuu ni nikai wa saborubeshi
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    You stupid frog!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    "Boke gaeru!"
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Scrub-a-dub, scrub-a-dub,
    clean it with a brush.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Burashi de goshi goshi migaitara
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Until it's so sparkling clean that
    you want to rub your cheek against it!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Omowazu houzuri pikkapika
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    There's always extra room
    for more french fries.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Furaido potato wa betsu bara desu
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    But, more Nyororos?
    No, thanks! (I can't choose?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Nyororo dake wa mou kanben…(Dame desuka)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Go get sucked dry again!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Mou ichido suwarete koi!!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    The star on my forehead is a commander's sign.
    There is nothing I fear. No, sir!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Odeko no hoshi wa taichou no akashi
    Osoreru mono nado nai de arimasu!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I doubt it.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    "Sore wa doussu kane"
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    There you have it!
    It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Keroro Gunso kansei de arimasu!!!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    It's a wildly-welcomed
    character drawing song! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!