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E85 - Keroro: Turn it, Clack, and Turn Into Each Other, Sir! / Natsumi: If I Could Be a Magical Girl, Sir!

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[00:02] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:02] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ah... Saturday night!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    AH... Saturday Night
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Today's our thrilling first date.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Waiting for you on the station platform,
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Eki no hoomu de machiawase
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'll hold your bag! ♥
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Gimme the seat!
    What're you sitting down for?!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
    Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Love's gotta be give and take!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    It hurts to always be demanding.
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    And that's why
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Da - ka - ra
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll give...
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    ...sometimes...
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    tama ni
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    ...my soda...
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    boku no juusu o
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    ...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
[01:31] ---
    I'm home!
[01:36] ---
    What's this?
SIGN    DANGER! Do not turn
[01:38] ---
    A question for you. What would you do
     if you came home and found this?
[01:43] ---
    "Danger: Do not turn."
SIGN    Urge Urge
[01:47] ---
    When it tells you not to turn it...
[01:49] ---
    ...it just makes you want to do it
    even more, doesn't it?
[02:05] ---
    Gero gerori.
[02:06] ---
    She turned it, just as I thought.
[02:09] ---
    They want to do things
    they're told not to do.
[02:11] ---
    A wonderful strategy cleverly
    exploiting Pekoponian psychology!
[02:15] ---
    Seeing my mortal enemy
    Lady Hinata Natsumi like this...
[02:20] ---
    Awwww, she's so cuuuute!
    She's like a little doll!
[02:24] ---
    Well, that's pretty much what she is...
[02:25] ---
    Then, we will move to phase two!
[02:30] ---
    Click!
SIGN    Rumble...
[02:49] ---
    Gero gerori.
[02:54] ---
    Keroro: Turn it, Clack, and
    Turn Into Each Other, Sir!
[03:01] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
    What do I look like to you right now?
[03:05] ---
    Like Hinata Natsumi.
    It's unmistakeable.
[03:08] ---
    I see...
[03:14] ---
    The mission is a success!
[03:17] ---
    I have successfully exchanged bodies
    with Lady Natsumi, sir!
[03:20] ---
    Now I can slowly and thoroughly search
    out Lady Natsumi's weaknesses!
[03:24] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu, I will
    praise you on a job well done!
[03:28] ---
    That's nothing new.
[03:30] ---
    Now then, where should I
    begin my search? Gero...
[03:35] ---
    This body, which generates all of
    Lady Natsumi's fearsome power!
[03:39] ---
    Yes, yes, I will investigate it thoroughly!
[03:41] ---
    Every nook and cranny!
[03:46] ---
    Gero?
[03:47] ---
    Natsumi!
[03:50] ---
    Lady Natsumi is at her
    birth home right now...
[03:53] ---
    This is where she was born!
[03:54] ---
    Gero! Uhhhh...
[03:57] ---
    Lady Natsumi, yes, that is me
    without a doubt, sir!
[04:00] ---
    I know that...
[04:02] ---
    Anyway, we need you right now!
    We're going to lose the game!
[04:05] ---
    Can you back us up?!
[04:06] ---
    Back you up?
[04:08] ---
    Gero!
[04:09] ---
    Hurry, hurry!
[04:11] ---
    Did you forget I told you
    we had a game on Saturday?
[04:13] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    DANGER! Do not turn
[04:17] ---
    My part in this mission is over.
[04:20] ---
    Handle the rest on your own.
[04:42] ---
    What is this?
[04:45] ---
    What in the world?!
[04:50] ---
    Okay, we'll be waiting in the gym!
SIGN    Neat & Tidy
[04:56] ---
    Well, there has been a slight
    change of plans, but...
[04:59] ---
    ...starting my search with the school
    is another fine possibility.
[05:02] ---
    Besides, I have always wanted to try
    the stylish position of "club backer."
[05:11] ---
    Pekoponian clothes are
    hard to remove, sir!
[05:15] ---
    I'm home!
[05:16] ---
    Fuyuki!
[05:18] ---
    Fuyuki!
[05:20] ---
    Sarge?
[05:21] ---
    This is awful! It's just awful!
[05:23] ---
    What are you doing, Sarge?
[05:25] ---
    No, it's me, Natsumi!
[05:26] ---
    I'm supposed to be me,
    but suddenly I'm the stupid frog!
[05:31] ---
    Impressions of Sis?
[05:32] ---
    No, it's me, it's me!
[05:34] ---
    Yeah, you do sound like her!
[05:36] ---
    But if you do that too much,
    she'll get mad at you again.
[05:40] ---
    Gonna do my homework. See you later!
[05:42] ---
    Fuyuki...
[05:44] ---
    You idiot! You useless idiot!
[05:47] ---
    Wait. I know just the person!
[05:51] ---
    Hoh. So you look like Keroro,
[05:54] ---
    but your mind is Natsumi's, you say?
[05:56] ---
    Yes! Exactly! Isn't there
    anything you can do to help?
[05:59] ---
    You're my only hope!
[06:02] ---
    If you tread any further
    into what's important to me,
[06:05] ---
    I will no longer think of you
    as one of my comrades.
[06:07] ---
    Wh-What? What do you mean?!
[06:10] ---
    Uncle!
[06:11] ---
    Mois-chan!
[06:12] ---
    Where have you been?!
[06:15] ---
    Mois-chan, listen to me!
SIGN    Artificial flowers
[06:18] ---
    Artificial flowers! Paper-umbrella
    making! Paper-bag making!
SIGN    Paper-umbrella making
SIGN    Paper-bag making
[06:21] ---
    Side job?
[06:22] ---
    Oh, come on, we do it every month!
[06:25] ---
    HQ is overloaded, so the team leaders
    have a side job quota to fill, remember?
[06:30] ---
    Or, like, little match girl?
[06:33] ---
    The deadline is in two hours.
[06:35] ---
    Two hours?!
[06:36] ---
    If we're late, we'll have three times the
    work next time, so let's try our hardest!
[06:40] ---
    Or, like, labor union?
[06:42] ---
    Why do I have to do this?!
[06:45] ---
    That stupid frog...!
[06:48] ---
    When he gets back,
    he's not gonna get off easy!
[06:51] ---
    Uncle?
[06:53] ---
    If we don't stick paste them
    on fast, the glue will dry.
SIGN    Cheer
    Cheer
    Cheer
[06:59] ---
    My body is so light.
[07:01] ---
    What mobility! What formidable power!
[07:04] ---
    My body is like a living spring!
[07:06] ---
    Gravity might as well not exist, sir!
[07:09] ---
    That's our Natsumi!
[07:12] ---
    And I'm so charismatic!
[07:19] ---
    Incredible.
[07:21] ---
    So this monster is what I've
    been fighting all this time...
[07:25] ---
    Doesn't even need a stool
    to wash her face...
[07:28] ---
    At any rate, this mission is perfect for
    investigating Lady Natsumi's true nature!
[07:33] ---
    I'm so great! Gero gero gero gero!
SIGN    Gero gero gero gero...
[07:36] ---
    Natsumi, the softball club wants you next!
[07:39] ---
    And then the soccer club!
[07:41] ---
    Roger, sir!
SIGN    (Done)
[07:43] ---
    Great job, Uncle!
[07:46] ---
    Or, like, extra weary?
[07:50] ---
    Ahh, my shoulders are so stiff...
[07:54] ---
    Grr! That stupid frog, slacking off...
[08:00] ---
    Wait, I'm the stupid frog right now...
[08:06] ---
    I can't even reach up here?!
[08:15] ---
    This body is pretty annoying...
[08:21] ---
    Heavy...
[08:26] ---
    Owwww! I've had it with this! It sucks!
[08:28] ---
    Where's my body gone?!
[08:33] ---
    It's good. Really good!
[08:35] ---
    I am... the best...
[08:38] ---
    ...at using...
[08:39] ---
    ...this body!
SIGN    Kabaddi Kabaddi Kabaddi
[08:41] ---
    Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
[08:49] ---
    I'm... pretty tired after all of that.
[08:51] ---
    You're up for boxing!
[08:54] ---
    Hockey, too!
[08:55] ---
    Don't forget about us golfers!
[08:57] ---
    S-Seriously?
[09:04] ---
    I'm spent...
[09:06] ---
    Every inch of my body is like lead...
[09:08] ---
    What's the matter with you,
    Natsumi? This isn't like you.
[09:13] ---
    I think I'll take a bath to feel refreshed, sir.
[09:15] ---
    Giroro,
[09:17] ---
    sorry, but could you come in with me
    and wash my back?
SIGN    Bath
[09:25] ---
    BAAAATH?!
[09:27] ---
    Hey, Giroro...
SIGN    Back
[09:30] ---
    Sorry, but would you wash my back for me?
[09:32] ---
    For me? For me?
SIGN    I am a warrior Devil on the battlefield Emotionless soldier The Red Daruma
[09:37] ---
    D-Don't be led astray... Remember the
    harshness of the battlefield!
[09:46] ---
    Tch... Out of ammo, huh...
[09:48] ---
    Hey! Gimme another magazine!
[09:49] ---
    Here!
[09:51] ---
    Come on, Giroro, hurry up...
[09:55] ---
    Tch... We're not getting anywhere...
[09:57] ---
    Hey! Gimme a grenade!
[09:59] ---
    Here!
SIGN    Back
[10:01] ---
    Come on, aren't you ready yet?
[10:07] ---
    What... What... What am I fighting?!
SIGN    Bath Bath Bath Bath
[10:11] ---
    Don't ask me.
[10:15] ---
    No more...
[10:16] ---
    I didn't know it was this tough...
[10:31] ---
    Huh... It's not very easy
    being Lady Natsumi, sir...
[10:40] ---
    L-Lady Natsumi! There is a, you see,
[10:43] ---
    a very good explanation for all this!
[10:49] ---
    I don't care anymore... Just tell me
    how to get back to normal.
[10:53] ---
    Gero?
[11:11] ---
    Nothing beats being in your own body!
[11:13] ---
    Lady Natsumi! A nice fluffy towel
    for you, freshly laundered.
[11:16] ---
    I'll leave it here for you.
[11:18] ---
    There's also some nice cold milk waiting
    for you when you get out, ma'am!
[11:22] ---
    Thanks!
[11:24] ---
    Stupid frog?
[11:27] ---
    You've got it pretty hard, too, huh?
[11:29] ---
    Oh... No, it's not all that bad...
[11:31] ---
    Thanks for doing my extra
    work for me, ma'am.
[11:35] ---
    It's okay, we can drop it already!
    But if you do this again...
[11:39] ---
    I understand, ma'am! I won't
    ever do it again, ma'am!
[11:44] ---
    I guess I can forgive him this one time.
[11:56] ---
    I... I hope you can forgive
    my inexperience...
[12:00] ---
    I... I'll do my best...
[12:04] ---
    What are you thinking?!
[12:08] ---
    Why don't you all try switching
    places with your moms?
[12:11] ---
    You might make some new discoveries!
[12:22] ---
    Think carefully when throwing something away.
[12:25] ---
    You might actually still be
    able to find a use for it.
[12:28] ---
    Oof... kero... oof!
[12:32] ---
    Wow, there's quite a lot here.
[12:35] ---
    You're throwing all this away?
[12:37] ---
    We'll have them take away
    everything we don't need, sir!
[12:40] ---
    Alien garbage collection is
    only once a year, you see, sir!
[12:44] ---
    This mountain will become
    ten rolls of toilet paper for certain!
[12:48] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, what do you
    want to do with these?
[12:52] ---
    What are they? They're so cute!
[12:54] ---
    They're toy magic sticks that
    were sold on Keron last year.
[12:58] ---
    They didn't sell at all and ended up
    as party favors.
[13:03] ---
    What ridiculous toys!
[13:05] ---
    All you can do with it is
    fly a bit through the sky...
[13:08] ---
    ...or transform in a shower
    of light particles.
[13:13] ---
    They can do that?!
[13:14] ---
    That sounds amazing!
[13:18] ---
    Does it?
[13:22] ---
    Natsumi: If I Could Be a Magical Girl, Sir!
[13:28] ---
    So come on, how do you use this thing?!
[13:30] ---
    Tell us, Sarge!
[13:32] ---
    Do I have to? It's really
    nothing special, sir...
[13:36] ---
    So... the blue button shoots
    out the particles...
[13:40] ---
    Like so...
[13:43] ---
    Wow, that's pretty!
[13:45] ---
    It's like real magic!
[13:52] ---
    Gero! Honestly, you Pekoponians...
[13:57] ---
    You're so carefree...
[13:59] ---
    ...sir!
[14:00] ---
    No, I think you're the carefree one.
[14:03] ---
    So how you do the transforming?!
[14:06] ---
    Ahh, for that, you just give
    the red button a press.
[14:14] ---
    Transform!
[14:18] ---
    Ta-da!
[14:24] ---
    Wooow!
[14:25] ---
    You really transformed!
[14:28] ---
    It's just like the anime
    I watched as a kid!
[14:31] ---
    I've always wanted to try
    wearing something like this!
[14:34] ---
    I think I'll give it a try, too!
[14:42] ---
    That really suits you, Fuyuki!
[14:44] ---
    What's this button, I wonder?
[14:51] ---
    Could this be a...
[14:55] ---
    Sis, look! It's a magic broom!
[14:57] ---
    Wow! I want one!
[15:01] ---
    Here I go!
[15:02] ---
    Here I go!
[15:03] ---
    I'm like a real magician!
[15:07] ---
    Wow!
[15:08] ---
    Sis, I turn you super-sized!
[15:13] ---
    Oh, you've done it now!
[15:15] ---
    Fuyuki, I turn you into a monster!
[15:17] ---
    You become a postcard artiste!
[15:20] ---
    I grant you the ability to swim!
[15:22] ---
    I can hardly believe it, but it looks
    like they're having fun, sir...
[15:25] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, I turn you into sweets!
[15:28] ---
    Gero?
[15:30] ---
    I'm Magical Tama-chan!
[15:35] ---
    Gerori.
[15:37] ---
    Then I shall transform too, sir!
[15:42] ---
    I'm Witchy Witch Kerorine, sir!
[15:45] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, I turn you into a toad!
[15:48] ---
    Lady Natsumi, you are now kind to me!
[15:51] ---
    You don't want to invade anymore!
[15:53] ---
    Gero!
[15:54] ---
    Peace for everyone!
[15:56] ---
    Hi, everyone!
[15:58] ---
    I'm here to pick up Tama-chan!
[16:02] ---
    Hi there, Nishizawa-san!
[16:02] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun is... cosplaying...!
[16:08] ---
    You wanna join in, Nishizawa-san?
[16:10] ---
    I... I'd love to!
[16:14] ---
    Ohhh, this is wonderful!
[16:16] ---
    It's pretty amazing, isn't it?
[16:18] ---
    It's like I'm dreaming!
[16:20] ---
    Do you want to try, Giroro?
[16:22] ---
    R-Ridiculous.
[16:24] ---
    I see.
[16:28] ---
    Ge-gero...
[16:35] ---
    Yay!
[16:38] ---
    We're all pretty different, aren't we?
[16:40] ---
    Looks like a mix of all
    kinds of anime series, sir!
[16:43] ---
    Hey, don't you think it'd be even greater
    if we had some spells to chant, as well?
[16:47] ---
    You can't have a magical girl
    without magic spells, after all!
[16:50] ---
    What about this one?
[16:52] ---
    Eloim, Essaim, frugativi et appelavi!
[16:57] ---
    Maybe not that one.
[16:59] ---
    What about this?
[17:00] ---
    Char's Zaku, Char's Zaku, guhuhuhuhu!
SIGN    Rejected
[17:04] ---
    Rejected!
[17:05] ---
    I remembered all these well
    when I was young...
[17:08] ---
    It's amazing how quickly
    we forget, isn't it?
[17:10] ---
    Hm? Wait, what about...
[17:13] ---
    Sis, don't you remember?
[17:15] ---
    There was a spell Mom always used to say!
[17:17] ---
    Mom did?
[17:21] ---
    Ah... It's coming back to me...
[17:26] ---
    ...Natanata...?
[17:27] ---
    No, was it Natsunatsu...?
[17:28] ---
    What's that?
[17:30] ---
    It was a spell only known to our house.
[17:34] ---
    What was it...
[17:36] ---
    Oh, you all look like you're having fun!
[17:38] ---
    What are you up to?
[17:39] ---
    Mom!
[17:41] ---
    Huh? A spell?
[17:43] ---
    Oh, you're right,
    I did have something like that!
[17:45] ---
    Yes, yes!
[17:46] ---
    Hmm, what was it...
[17:49] ---
    Maybe you might remember if you join in!
[17:51] ---
    Great idea! Come on, Mom!
[17:53] ---
    I'm sorry. We're in crunch time today.
[17:56] ---
    I have to head right back.
[18:03] ---
    Your mother seems very busy.
[18:06] ---
    She's been like that a lot recently.
[18:08] ---
    Lady Mom's always hard at work.
[18:11] ---
    I wish there was something
    we could do to help...
[18:14] ---
    Hard at work, huh...
[18:17] ---
    Ah, wasn't that it?!
[18:18] ---
    What's up, Sis?
[18:20] ---
    That spell! I think it was...
[18:22] ---
    ...a spell to chant when things are hard,
    or you're down in the dumps!
[18:26] ---
    That's right! Or when we're
    apart and feeling lonely!
[18:31] ---
    We all thought it up together!
[18:34] ---
    It sounds like it goes back a long time
    in the Hinata family, that spell!
[18:36] ---
    Gero...
[18:37] ---
    Tama...
[18:42] ---
    I can't remember...
[18:44] ---
    I mean, even Mom forgot what it was...
[18:46] ---
    I was thinking we might be able to cheer
    Mom up a bit if only we could remember it.
[18:52] ---
    You can give her encouragement
    even without a spell.
[18:55] ---
    With your own heartfelt words.
[18:59] ---
    ...Giroro...
[19:01] ---
    I'm sorry, I just can't take you
    seriously with that outfit on...
[19:05] ---
    Lady Natsumi! This is for
    the sake of Lady Mom.
[19:08] ---
    The Keroro Platoon will make extra efforts!
[19:20] ---
    Natsumi and the others looked like
    they were having so much fun...
[19:24] ---
    Kero-chan!
[19:26] ---
    What do you want?
[19:27] ---
    I am here to cast a spell on you, Lady Mom!
[19:32] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[19:35] ---
    I hope this is the last sappy mission
    I am going to be assigned...
[19:44] ---
    Natsumi! Fuyuki! Giro-chan and the rest, too?
[19:47] ---
    Gero!
[19:55] ---
    Here we go!
[19:58] ---
    Fuyu!
[19:59] ---
    Momo!
[20:00] ---
    Tama!
[20:05] ---
    Giro!
[20:05] ---
    Natsu!
SIGN    Lady Mom
SIGN    We Love You
[20:21] ---
    We love you, Mom!
[20:24] ---
    Natsumi, Fuyuki...
[20:28] ---
    Mom!
[20:29] ---
    Lady Mom! I was the one who thought
    of this! It was me, ma'am!
[20:33] ---
    It would be nice if that was heavily
    reflected in my allowance next month!
[20:38] ---
    Ugh, you're ruining the
    nice mood we had going...
[20:44] ---
    What's this?
[20:45] ---
    Sarge?
[20:46] ---
    D-Don't tell me...
[20:48] ---
    Ahhh, this is, well, sir...
[20:50] ---
    I suppose you could say we are kind of...
[20:52] ---
    ...running out of batteries?
[20:54] ---
    Look out!
[20:55] ---
    Tama!
[20:55] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[20:56] ---
    Gero!
[20:58] ---
    Natsumiii!
[21:03] ---
    Owww...
[21:05] ---
    Giroro!
[21:06] ---
    Sarge?
[21:07] ---
    Gerori...
[21:09] ---
    Aaah, Tama-chan!
[21:13] ---
    Are you all okay?!
[21:14] ---
    Somehow...
[21:15] ---
    We're tougher than we look, ma'am!
[21:19] ---
    Thanks, all of you...
[21:21] ---
    The magic worked really well.
[21:24] ---
    Natsumi, Fuyuki...
[21:28] ---
    Natsu (summer)... Fuyu (winter)...?
[21:30] ---
    Summer-summer... winter-winter...
[21:35] ---
    Summer-summer roll on
    summer festival!
[21:38] ---
    Winter-winter I can't wait
    for winter break!
[21:41] ---
    Hinatas nice and warm,
    tomorrow will be sunny!
[21:44] ---
    Summer-summer roll on
    summer festival!
[21:46] ---
    Winter-winter I can't wait
    for winter break!
[21:49] ---
    Hinatas nice and warm,
    tomorrow will be sunny!
[21:52] ---
    We remembered it!
[21:54] ---
    I'm so happy!
[21:56] ---
    Gero?
[22:00] ---
    It's the alien garbage collector!
[22:03] ---
    How pretty...
[22:06] ---
    Don't just throw things away recklessly.
    Give them one more chance.
[22:10] ---
    You never know what might happen.
[22:16] ---
    Hinatas nice and warm,
    tomorrow will be sunny...
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Emotional issues, sir!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Why do you make that face?
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    I hate the way you say that!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    You really have always ticked me off.
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    You know you're really stupid
    to get so uptight!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Shikamettsura nakittsura
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Even though we want to make up.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Nakanaori o shitai keredo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Kibun saiaku tomodaore
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    The more I grow to love you,
     the stubborner I get.
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    On this planet where we were
    lucky to meet,
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
    Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    In the twinkle of a star
    that we could be friends,
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    It's kind of nice to have
    a fight every now and then.
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    So don't go all red and blushy like that.
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
    rather stay here holding your hand.
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
    ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    These are my real feelings
    that only you know!
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    My emotional issues are
     as strong as ever, sir!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    Kokoro no mondai
    kyou mo junchou de arimasu!!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[23:52] ---
    It's Koyuki.
[23:53] ---
    Gee, it really has started
    getting cold now.
[23:56] ---
    It's the season for catching colds
    and giving them to other people.
[23:59] ---
    Hyaaa, that feels so cozy
    and friendly... It's nice!
[24:03] ---
    Never mind that! Next episode, unnatural
    phenomena take over the Hinata household!
[24:07] ---
    "Natsumi & Fuyuki: The Hinata House,
    Where Devils Dwell, Sir!"
[24:11] ---
    "Keroro Becomes a Superhero, Sir!"
[24:15] ---
    These two stories!
    How's that?
[24:18] ---
    Ge-Gero!