E209 - Koyuki: I Quit Being a Ninja, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:32] ---
This is definitely spring weather.
[01:34] ---
It happened on a clear day.
[01:37] ---
Here I go!
[01:42] ---
Leave it to me!
[01:53] ---
I did it!
[01:59] ---
I shouldn't have done it...
[02:01] ---
It's okay, Koyuki-chan.
[02:03] ---
Don't worry about it!
[02:07] ---
I'm sorry!
[02:08] ---
There!
[02:11] ---
Oh! That's yours!
[02:22] ---
There!
[02:30] ---
Rain clouds?
[02:37] ---
Long time no see, Koyuki.
[02:40] ---
Shigure!
[02:45] ---
Koyuki: I Quit Being a Ninja, Sir!
[02:50] ---
Shigure! How many years has it been?
[02:53] ---
You haven't changed at all!
[02:55] ---
You, either.
[03:01] ---
Koyuki!
[03:04] ---
Shigure!
[03:09] ---
I've wanted to see you all this time.
[03:11] ---
M-Me?
[03:14] ---
Actually, I've gathered comrades from the
ninja village and formed a new organization.
[03:19] ---
SIP...
[03:21] ---
It stands for Secret Intelligence Party.
[03:25] ---
It's a system for ninjas
to survive in today's age.
[03:30] ---
I'd like your help, too.
[03:33] ---
I want to create a world where
[03:36] ---
ninjas can live as ninjas.
[03:39] ---
Live as ninjas...
[03:41] ---
If you join my group, you'll be able to give
full play to your abilities, no holding back.
[03:46] ---
No holding back?
[03:53] ---
You don't have to give me an answer
right away. Just think about it.
[04:14] ---
Is that right?
[04:16] ---
Yeah. He's a childhood friend who left
the ninja village before I met you.
[04:21] ---
And what do you intend to do
regarding his invitation?
[04:28] ---
I haven't given it much thought yet, but...
[05:04] ---
Leave her! Anyone who can't
keep up gets left behind!
[05:24] ---
Shigure...
[05:30] ---
Are you sure about this? Helping another
ninja during training will get you in trouble.
[05:34] ---
Don't worry.
[05:37] ---
Those clouds have it good.
[05:40] ---
Riding the wind,
floating wherever they want...
[05:43] ---
I want to become a cloud.
[05:45] ---
But if you were a cloud,
the wind would blow you away from here.
[05:49] ---
I'd be fine with that, too.
[06:02] ---
I apologize for my tardiness.
[06:04] ---
Yay! Yay! Yay!
[06:07] ---
Yeah!
SIGN Yay!
[06:08] ---
Why are you dressed like that?
[06:10] ---
Listen to this!
SIGN Coming to Japan This Spring! Red White Style "Huh? The Red and White Song Contest is still a long ways off?!" This can be heard throughout the city.
[06:12] ---
I found out that red-and-white style
is all the rage this spring,
[06:17] ---
so we were thinking of an invasion plan
that would capitalize on it.
[06:21] ---
I-It's a little embarrassing,
[06:23] ---
but if we can successfully invade
Pekopon like this, then I'll endure it!
[06:28] ---
But is this really popular?
[06:31] ---
Or, like, olden fashions?
[06:33] ---
It's true!
SIGN Coming to Japan This Spring! Red White Style "Huh? The Red and White Song Contest is still a long ways off?!" This can be heard throughout the city.
[06:34] ---
It's popular all over Pekopon, and is just
about to break in this country, too!
[06:39] ---
Are you okay?
[06:42] ---
Natsumi!
[06:50] ---
Koyuki-chan, heads up!
[07:05] ---
Hey, I bought a new video game.
Do you wanna play it at my house?
[07:09] ---
If you join my group, you'll be able to give
full play to your abilities, no holding back.
[07:15] ---
Huh. What'd you get?
[07:17] ---
Fitness Exercise!
[07:19] ---
Ooh! I'm in, I'm in!
[07:20] ---
Koyuki-chan, you're up for it, right?
[07:22] ---
No... I...
[07:28] ---
S-S-Sorry!
[07:29] ---
I remembered an errand I have to run!
[07:31] ---
Koyuki-chan?
[07:36] ---
I apologize for my tardiness... huh?
[07:43] ---
What has happened to all of you?
[07:45] ---
After putting on the red and white clothes,
we suddenly didn't feel like doing anything.
[07:52] ---
I guess the lounging around
after a happy meal is popular.
[07:56] ---
Fart!
[07:58] ---
Or, like, retro retail?
[08:00] ---
Then you wanna get a bite to eat?
Who cares about the invasion?
[08:05] ---
Something suspicious is in the air...
[08:10] ---
It seems the commander and the others
[08:11] ---
have fallen prey to
someone's information manipulation.
[08:15] ---
Then...
[08:16] ---
According to my investigation,
[08:18] ---
there's a group operating on the
fringes of Pekoponian society lately.
[08:22] ---
What?
[08:23] ---
On the surface,
[08:24] ---
they appear to be business partners who
faithfully carry out requests from corporations,
[08:30] ---
but in reality, they're trying to control
[08:32] ---
society itself through
espionage and disinformation.
SIGN Kululu's Lab Special Surveillance Bug Mech
[08:39] ---
I have a report.
[08:41] ---
Operation: Candy Cane Look Penetration
[08:44] ---
has achieved about 70% of our
worldwide saturation goal.
SIGN Coming to Japan This Spring! Red White Style "Huh? The Red and White Song Contest is still a long ways off?!" This can be heard throughout the city.
[08:47] ---
And due to the effects of the herb
we've coated the materials with,
[08:52] ---
people all over are becoming
amiably lethargic.
[08:56] ---
The corporation only hired us
[08:58] ---
to popularize the candy cane look.
[09:00] ---
But while it looks like we're only
successfully implementing their idea,
[09:03] ---
our own plan is bearing fruit
by piggybacking on that.
[09:07] ---
If the entire world becomes lethargic,
they can be caught off guard.
[09:10] ---
We will be able to operate
without any interference.
[09:13] ---
The day that ninjas will return
is coming sooner than I'd dreamed.
[09:18] ---
I don't think those guys would stand idly by
while we invade Pekopon.
[09:23] ---
That is everything!
[09:25] ---
So that's what it was!
[09:27] ---
We can't let them have
free reign over Pekopon!
[09:31] ---
I will protect Pekopon!
SIGN Pekopon Defense Force
[09:33] ---
What's the point of protecting it?!
SIGN Anytime, Anywhere
[09:36] ---
Excuse me! I'll see you tomorrow!
[09:41] ---
I wonder what's up with Koyuki-chan.
[09:48] ---
Stupid frog...
[09:50] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[09:51] ---
If the enemies are ninjas, then I'm a spy!
SIGN Kero Kero Seven!
[09:55] ---
Codename: Kero Kero Seven!
[09:58] ---
Yeah!
[09:59] ---
Commander! I've detected ninjas!
[10:02] ---
All right!
[10:03] ---
I'll bust all the Pekopon ninja nuisances.
[10:08] ---
Step on it, Private Tamama!
[10:09] ---
Right!
[10:12] ---
Gero!
[10:16] ---
What the heck was that?
[10:19] ---
So where are they, Kululu?
[10:21] ---
I'm getting a ninja response
within a 500-meter radius.
[10:26] ---
Then we'll round up their
entire secret organization!
[10:28] ---
We won't let 'em interfere with our invasion!
[10:31] ---
Won't let whom interfere with what?
[10:33] ---
Our invasion, I said!
[10:35] ---
Gero...
[10:37] ---
L-Lady Natsumi!
[10:38] ---
What are you scheming this time?!
[10:40] ---
We're trying to protect Pekopon!
[10:42] ---
Ninjas located!
[10:44] ---
I have them on camera.
[10:46] ---
Oh, pardon?
[10:52] ---
Oh, it's just Koyuki-chan!
[10:55] ---
W-Who's that?!
SIGN The platoon is around here
[11:00] ---
Have you thought about it, Koyuki?
[11:03] ---
Sorry. I'm still unsure.
[11:06] ---
Part of me wants to
keep things the way they are.
[11:11] ---
But...
[11:12] ---
...ending your current lifestyle and
[11:15] ---
joining us would benefit you.
[11:18] ---
That's my opinion.
[11:20] ---
That is Shigure-dono.
[11:23] ---
End her current lifestyle...
[11:25] ---
Tell me. You left the ninja village,
[11:28] ---
so why are you doing ninja work again?
[11:32] ---
I once tried to offer advice to our elder.
[11:36] ---
I suggested we try
to give up ninja traditions
[11:38] ---
and live as modern-day ninjas.
[11:41] ---
But the elder declared I had
defied him, and exiled me.
[11:45] ---
I want to be able to live as a modern ninja,
[11:48] ---
without having to inhibit
my natural ninja abilities.
[11:59] ---
Koyuki, come with us.
[12:02] ---
I need you!
[12:04] ---
Together, we'll bring back
the glory of ninjas!
[12:08] ---
Shigure...
[12:18] ---
This is Shigure-dono,
Koyuki-dono's childhood friend.
[12:23] ---
He has invited Koyuki-dono to
join his ninja organization.
[12:27] ---
Ninja organization...
[12:30] ---
Ending your current lifestyle...
[12:32] ---
No! We have to stop her!
[12:34] ---
We cannot.
[12:35] ---
Koyuki-dono will walk down the path
that she believes in.
[12:39] ---
Our duty is to watch over her.
[12:42] ---
I... I know, but...
[12:45] ---
But if they throw their weight around,
[12:47] ---
it'll interfere with our invasion plan.
[12:51] ---
We won't let 'em! We won't let 'em do it!
[12:54] ---
We'll nip them in the bud before
they become more powerful!
[12:58] ---
Yeah!
[12:59] ---
Okay!
[13:00] ---
Keroro Platoon, move out!
[13:04] ---
Shigure...
[13:05] ---
I'm touched that you need me...
[13:09] ---
...but...
[13:13] ---
Who's there?!
[13:15] ---
I can't see the enemy?!
[13:19] ---
Apologies to Lady Koyuki, but I will
hit the nail that sticks out!
SIGN Anti-barrier
SIGN Anti-barrier
SIGN Anti-barrier
[13:23] ---
Stupid frog, don't!
[13:25] ---
Koyuki-dono!
[13:26] ---
Dororo! Natsumi-san!
[13:28] ---
Fire!
[13:32] ---
Darn it!
[13:33] ---
Yahoo, sir!
[13:39] ---
Gero!
[13:40] ---
Tama!
[13:42] ---
Pardon?
[13:47] ---
Shigure!
[13:48] ---
I can't see them.
[13:50] ---
But I sense that there are several.
[13:55] ---
Again?!
[13:59] ---
Tch!
[14:05] ---
A true ninja!
[14:07] ---
Gotcha!
[14:09] ---
There! Explosive Art!
[14:16] ---
What?!
[14:23] ---
Koyuki!
[14:24] ---
Right!
[14:25] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[14:38] ---
Gero gero!
[14:48] ---
Shigure!
[14:52] ---
Put your mind at ease.
[14:53] ---
Your child is unharmed.
[14:55] ---
Thank goodness!
[14:56] ---
Thank y...
[15:02] ---
Thank you!
[15:10] ---
Huh? Shigure?
[15:13] ---
Koyuki...
[15:14] ---
In the end, we ninjas
can't live in this world.
[15:20] ---
Think about it carefully.
I'll be waiting for you.
[15:24] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[15:27] ---
Koyuki-dono...
[15:30] ---
Maybe...
[15:32] ---
Maybe I should go with Shigure...
[16:20] ---
All right, I'm going to begin the briefing.
[16:23] ---
We have several new requests,
[16:25] ---
but there's something we have to do first.
[16:28] ---
I've already explained how Koyuki
and I were attacked the other day,
[16:32] ---
but I tracked down the culprits.
[16:34] ---
They also live in secret.
[16:37] ---
Aliens.
[16:40] ---
Koyuki will lead the way.
[16:42] ---
But...
[16:43] ---
Sometimes a ninja needs to be ruthless.
[16:46] ---
Even if the enemy is a former friend...
[16:52] ---
Clear?
[16:57] ---
I'm back.
[17:04] ---
Dororo, why don't you come in?
[17:07] ---
Do your best and let
the heavens do the rest.
[17:13] ---
W-What?!
[17:14] ---
Emergency at the base!
[17:16] ---
Sorry!
[17:18] ---
The ninja from the other day!
[17:20] ---
Ninja...
[17:22] ---
Stay away from the base!
This time, it'll be dangerous!
[17:25] ---
I'm going with you!
[17:26] ---
W-What?!
[17:27] ---
After all... After all...
[17:31] ---
...Koyuki-chan may be there!
[17:45] ---
They broke through the
second line of defense!
[17:48] ---
Or, like, desperate status?
[17:51] ---
I can't believe they launched
a surprise attack
[17:54] ---
on the one area
we don't have the anti-barrier!
[17:56] ---
Anyway, we have to do something!
[17:58] ---
Mochicourse!
[18:01] ---
There are several of them!
Don't let any escape!
[18:05] ---
Shigure... I can't do this, after all.
[18:09] ---
Ninjas don't need compassion.
[18:12] ---
No matter who the enemy is,
we have to fight them.
[18:17] ---
Even if it were you and me?
[18:20] ---
If that were what fate dictated, so be it.
[18:22] ---
Shigure, remember what you said
a long time ago?
[18:25] ---
About wanting to become free,
like a cloud? Is that what you are now?
[18:29] ---
Clouds change. So do people.
[18:32] ---
The sky looks different to me
than it did back then.
[18:37] ---
So what's the status?!
[18:39] ---
Not good... Something's coming!
[18:43] ---
Gero!
[18:45] ---
Gero...
[18:53] ---
Hold on!
[18:55] ---
This battle is meaningless for both sides!
[19:01] ---
A ninja does not speak on the battlefield!
[19:05] ---
If you insist on a conversation,
[19:06] ---
I will speak with this blade!
[19:12] ---
Understood!
If you are intent on a showdown,
[19:15] ---
as Koyuki-dono's compatriot,
I shall not hold back!
[19:18] ---
That is the courtesy of a ninja!
[19:23] ---
I'll handle this one!
[19:25] ---
You take care of the rest!
[19:27] ---
Right!
[19:29] ---
Gero!
[19:30] ---
Uncle!
[19:32] ---
Koyuki!
[19:34] ---
What are you doing?! Draw your sword!
[19:37] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[19:41] ---
Natsumi-san!
[19:43] ---
Come back, Koyuki-chan!
[19:44] ---
Please, come back to us!
[19:49] ---
Natsumi-san...
[19:50] ---
Here they come!
[19:54] ---
P-Please wait!
[19:56] ---
Giroro-dono! Natsumi-dono!
[20:00] ---
Oh, no!
[20:02] ---
What?!
[20:03] ---
Koyuki-dono!
[20:05] ---
Why, Koyuki?!
[20:07] ---
If this is what it means to be a ninja...
[20:10] ---
If not fighting disqualifies me
from being a ninja...
[20:15] ---
...then I don't want to be a ninja!
[20:35] ---
We withdraw.
[20:41] ---
Koyuki...
[20:45] ---
The clouds have it good.
[20:49] ---
Yeah!
[20:54] ---
W-What do clouds have to do with anything?
[20:57] ---
Pardon?
[20:59] ---
Koyuki-chan...
[21:02] ---
Koyuki-dono...
[21:14] ---
Koyuki-chan.
[21:15] ---
Natsumi-san!
[21:17] ---
I'm on my way to play a video game
at Yayoi's house. Wanna come?
[21:20] ---
Sure!
[21:22] ---
Then let's go!
[21:24] ---
Wait...
[21:26] ---
Shigure was like a passing rainstorm,
but in Koyuki-chan's heart,
[21:30] ---
it has already cleared up.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Gimme, gimme,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Choudai choudai
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Gimme just one Pekopon.
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo ikko choudai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(My!)
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(Nan to!)
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Why not, why not?
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Datte datte
[21:49] [SONG] ---
I am tired, sir!
[21:49] [SONG] ---
tsukareta de arimasu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Invaders!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
"Shinryakusha~!"
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(Whaa?!)
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(E~!?)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Everything costs money.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Keihi datte kakarimasu
[21:59] [SONG] ---
The meetings feel monotonous.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Kaigi wa manneri muudo
[22:02] [SONG] ---
I'm so tired of it! ☆
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Akita desuu☆
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Surrender already, darn you!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Sassato koufuku shiro~)
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Every day, every day,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Mainichi mainichi
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Analyzing Pekopon.
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo bunseki
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(That's pretty fun, y'know?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(Omoshiroi zee~ kuu kkukkukku)
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Cleaning, laundry...
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Souji Sentaku
[22:13] [SONG] ---
It's perfect, my allowance.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Kanpeki desu Okozukai
[22:15] [SONG] ---
They tricked me!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
"Damasareta~!"
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Hey!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Oi!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
We're just killing time by
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Toriaezu sakusen de
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Playing around with operations.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
asonde iru no sa
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Darn you, do it properly!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Onore~, majime ni yare!)
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Heroes have it hard. Heroes do not cry.
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Hiiroo wa tsurai Hiiroo wa nakanai
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Am I a bad guy?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Wagahai warumono?
[22:37] [SONG] ---
That's weird...
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Okkashii na...
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Or, like, karmic justice?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Tte iu ka~, jigou jitoku?)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
When he says to me "Aren't we friends?"
then I get down in the dumps.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
"Tomodachi da yo ne" iwarecha hekomu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-Tama-Giro-Kululu!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kerotamagirokululu~
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(You're so mean!)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(Hidoi yo~)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Everyone, bow!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Zen'in keirei!)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[22:55] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[23:07] ---
Corporal Giroro here.
[23:09] ---
I'm itchy. My heart is itchy.
[23:11] ---
But I won't scratch my heart, Natsumi.
[23:14] ---
Still, it really is itchy.
[23:16] ---
Also, my inner right wrist is itchy, too.
[23:20] ---
That aside, does it itch anywhere?
SIGN Confusion
[23:24] ---
Natsumi: After School Confusion, Sir!
SIGN 5 years old
[23:27] ---
Aki: Children's Day, Sir!
[23:30] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
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