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E185 - Robobo: Operation Mechanization, Sir! / Tamama: Dense Note, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:31] ---
    The Shurara Corps.
[01:33] ---
    An evil organization, aiming to steal
    the Keron Star and invade Pekopon!
SIGN    Missing
SIGN    Missing
[01:38] ---
    They sent out a new assassin.
[01:41] ---
    His name:
[01:49] ---
    Mechanism Robobo!
SIGN    Mechanism Robobo
[01:54] ---
    ROBOBO: OPERATION MECHANIZATION, Sir!
[02:04] ---
    SERGEANT KERORO CONFIRMED.
[02:06] ---
    CORPORAL GIRORO CONFIRMED.
[02:09] ---
    SERGEANT MAJOR KULULU CONFIRMED.
[02:11] ---
    ANGOL MOIS CONFIRMED.
[02:14] ---
    ALSO: PEKOPONIAN (x 2) CONFIRMED.
[02:20] ---
    One, two!
[02:20] ---
    PRIVATE 2ND CLASS TAMAMA, AND
    PEKOPONIANS (x MANY) CONFIRMED.
[02:27] ---
    LANCE CORPORAL DORORO, PLUS
    PEKOPONIAN (x 1) CONFIRMED.
[02:30] ---
    MECHANIZATION BEAM: RADIATE.
[02:39] ---
    Dororo!
[02:40] ---
    Th-This is... tremendous evil!
[02:44] ---
    Wow, the suction is unusually
    effective today, sir!
[02:50] ---
    Gero! I'm a vacuum cleaner now?!
SIGN    Stuuuupiiiiid frooooog...
[02:53] ---
    Stupid frog...!
[02:57] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[02:59] ---
    What a shapely waistless body
    you've got now!
[03:02] ---
    Yeah, right! This is all
    your fault again, isn't it?!
[03:05] ---
    I have no recollection of
    doing any of this, ma'am!
SIGN    Siiiiis
[03:07] ---
    Sis!
[03:09] [SONG] ---
    Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[03:13] [SONG] ---
    Naruto, occult, ABCDE!
[03:15] [SONG] ---
    I'm over here, ABCDE? Toss it away!
SIGN    Lovey-dovey for Uncle ♡ Lovey-dovey for Uncle
[03:18] [SONG] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle,
    lovey-dovey for Uncle...
SIGN    No Signal
[03:22] ---
    Or, like, sudden morphing?
[03:24] ---
    M-Master Fuyuki?! Even Lady Mois?!
[03:27] ---
    I know what this is.
[03:29] ---
    Kululu!
[03:31] ---
    This is the work of that
    Oshigotonin organization.
[03:34] ---
    See?! This is your fault!
SIGN    Chilly
[03:39] ---
    M-My stomach...
[03:40] ---
    Please, Kululu! Turn me back to normal!
[03:44] ---
    I'm a computer. Why?
[03:46] ---
    ROBOROBO!
[03:49] ---
    Here we go. Looks like he's here.
[03:55] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    ROBOROBOROBOROBO...
[04:06] ---
    Excuse me! You should know better
    than to make a mess like this!
[04:09] ---
    How is this going to get cleaned up, huh?!
[04:11] ---
    Seems like perfect timing to me.
    You just became a vacuum cleaner.
[04:14] ---
    Gero...
[04:16] ---
    ERASE KERORO PLATOON.
    HAND OVER KERON STAR.
[04:20] ---
    You're telling me to hand it over, but...
[04:22] ---
    ...the Keron Star is the proof
    I'm a leader. I can't just—
[04:25] ---
    ROBOROBOROBOROBO.
[04:25] ---
    Are you even listening?!
[04:27] ---
    HAND IT OVER. HAND IT OVER.
[04:31] ---
    Gero! Gero!
[04:34] ---
    We're being drawn in!
[04:36] ---
    DESTROY. DESTROY.
[04:41] ---
    Someone, help!
[04:46] ---
    Owww...
[04:47] ---
    Are you okay, Natsumi?
[04:49] ---
    Giroro?
[04:49] ---
    Now, quickly!
    Pull my pin and throw me at him!
[04:53] ---
    Wh-What are you saying?!
    If I do that, you'll...!
[04:58] ---
    Giro!
[05:03] ---
    It doesn't matter! I'm the only one here
    who can take him down!
[05:07] ---
    ROBOROBO.
[05:09] ---
    Hurry! Pull the pin!
[05:11] ---
    
[05:14] ---
    I'm so glad to have...
SIGN    I am Keroro!!
[05:17] ---
    ...talented subordinates, sir!
[05:19] ---
    Nooooo!
[05:20] ---
    Gero!
[05:23] ---
    S-Sarge!
SIGN    Fuyuki-kun!
[05:25] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[05:30] ---
    Are you okay, Fuyuki-kun?
[05:32] ---
    Wha?! Nishizawa-san, you're a tank?!
[05:35] ---
    It is not just milady!
[05:37] ---
    To my deep regret, I have
    become an electric toothbrush!
[05:40] ---
    And Master Tamama has become a cannonball!
[05:43] ---
    Tamama is having a ball!
[05:44] ---
    And furthermore...
[05:48] ---
    ...Master 556 has become a bright red TV!
[05:50] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry
    I didn't become a machine!
SIGN    In-house power generation...?
[05:55] ---
    Not only that, but all the citizens
    have become machines, as well.
SIGN    Don't drink and drive
[06:00] ---
    What's going on?!
[06:01] ---
    Cut it out!
[06:02] ---
    Turn me back to normal!
[06:03] ---
    What cruelty...
[06:05] ---
    Dororo. Could Natsumi-san
    and the others also be...
[06:08] ---
    We must make haste.
[06:09] ---
    Yeah.
[06:12] ---
    HAND OVER THE KERON STAR.
    HAND IT OVER.
[06:15] ---
    Yeah, right! Who'd just hand it
    right over 'cause they were asked to?!
SIGN    Taut
[06:19] ---
    Gero.
[06:20] ---
    M-My umbilical cable!!
[06:24] ---
    HAND IT OVER. HAND IT OVER.
[06:29] ---
    HAND IT OVER. HAND IT OVER.
[06:34] ---
    Dororo!
SIGN    Dororo humbly enters
[06:35] ---
    My humblest apologies for the delay!
[06:38] ---
    Assassin Magic: Appraisal Sight!
[06:41] ---
    Th-This fellow, he's...
[06:43] ---
    ...100% pure robot!
[06:46] ---
    In that case... Zero Dimensional Slash!
SIGN    Zero Dimensional Slash
[06:52] ---
    Ro..b...
[06:54] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[06:59] ---
    I'm so glad! You turned back to normal!
[07:02] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[07:04] ---
    What, backwards?
[07:09] ---
    Are you unharmed, milady?
[07:11] ---
    Tama!
[07:14] ---
    Gero.
[07:16] ---
    So I've returned to normal, sir?
[07:18] ---
    Who'd have thought they'd employ robots?
[07:21] ---
    That Shurara Corps is a force
    to be reckoned with.
[07:23] ---
    It is worth considering whether we
    live a life too dependent on machines.
[07:30] ---
    Everyone! Distance yourselves
    from this place!
[07:32] ---
    LITTLE BROTHER...
[07:34] ---
    LITTLE BROTHER...
[07:40] ---
    Ah! It's a huge robot
    that looks just like him!
[07:43] ---
    That jerk!
[07:45] ---
    Then we'll move out in robots as well, sir!
[07:48] ---
    I am entirely unwilling to rely
    upon mechnical contraptions.
[07:53] ---
    Eh, don't be like that.
[07:55] ---
    Just hold on to that baby.
SIGN    Super Electromagnetic Fujimoto Stores
[08:07] ---
    Keroider On!
[08:11] ---
    Tamaider On!
[08:14] ---
    Giroider On!
[08:18] ---
    I am Sergeant Major Kululu—
[08:20] ---
    Huh? Where's Dororo?
[08:22] ---
    I thought he was with us...
[08:24] ---
    He was dragging his feet, saying he didn't
    want to ride a robot... Don't tell me he...
[08:27] ---
    Everyone! What is the delay?!
[08:29] ---
    Now, my honorable leader! Fusion!
[08:32] ---
    He's not dragging his feet.
    He's super into it...
[08:35] ---
    His personality changes when
    he gets behind the wheel.
[08:39] ---
    Well, okay then... Keroro Platoon,
[08:41] ---
    join your hearts as one!
[08:43] ---
    Kerobine okay! Kerobine okay!
[08:46] ---
    Let's... Kerobine!
[08:56] ---
    The greatest fusion in history!
[08:58] ---
    Great Keron!
[09:04] ---
    GATHERING DATA.
[09:06] ---
    ANALYZING WEAKNESSES.
[09:08] ---
    GREAT KERON CAN'T WALK.
[09:10] ---
    O-Oh, drat! I completely forgot, sir!
[09:17] ---
    DESTROY. DESTROY.
[09:19] ---
    Gero!
[09:22] ---
    Worry not!
[09:23] ---
    What?
[09:24] ---
    In anticipation of such an event,
    I secretly acquired this ultimate technique!
SIGN    Dororo Art
[09:29] ---
    Dororo Art: One in Body and Soul!
SIGN    One in Body and Soul
[09:38] ---
    It's running! Great Keron is running, sir!
[09:41] ---
    Dororo... Boomerang!
[09:43] ---
    ROBO!
[09:46] ---
    Dororo... Breaker!
[09:48] ---
    ROBORORORORO...
[09:51] ---
    My glasses, my glasses...
[09:53] ---
    And one more for a bonus!
[09:55] ---
    Y-You don't mean...?!
[09:56] ---
    Gerorincho!!
[09:58] ---
    ROBO... ROBOBO... R-BOBOBOBOBOBO...
[10:02] ---
    Now!
[10:04] ---
    It is time for the finish!
SIGN    Dororo: Sattvic Galactic Slash!!
[10:07] ---
    Dororo: Sattvic Galactic Slash!
[10:15] ---
    Th-That feels good...
[10:23] ---
    Robobo... you were a worthy foe.
SIGN    Worthy Foe
[10:27] ---
    You really are something, Dororo!
[10:30] ---
    You put way too much into it!
[10:32] ---
    Hmph. I expected no less.
[10:34] ---
    Thank you all.
[10:35] ---
    However, it is worth reconsidering
    our reliance on robo— on rob...
[10:39] ---
    All that energetic stuff's made me hungry!
[10:42] ---
    I wonder what's for dinner tonight.
[10:45] ---
    Um... Please... Hear me out...!
[10:45] [SONG] ---
    Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[10:49] ---
    And Lance Corporal Dororo
    is left behind once again.
[10:51] ---
    But this time, he had a big role
    that really showed him off!
[10:55] ---
    Really? You really think I sh—
[11:06] ---
    That day, Private Tamama was heading to the
    Hinata house to attend a scheduled meeting.
SIGN    Non-combustibles
    Recyclables (e.g. glass/plastic)
[11:18] ---
    Snap!
[11:19] ---
    What'd'ya think you're doin', huh?!
[11:21] ---
    Learn that your bark
    is worse than your bite!
[11:25] ---
    Tama?
SIGN    Note
SIGN    Combustibles: Mon/Thu Non-combustibles: Fri Recyclables (e.g. glass/plastic bottles): Sat
[11:28] ---
    Dense note, dense note, dense note.
[11:31] ---
    "This Note: How to Use."
SIGN    How to Use Part 1 Try drawing someone you know! Something fun will happen, ku ku ♪
[11:33] ---
    "Try drawing someone you know!
    Something fun will happen."
[11:38] ---
    Something fun?
[11:43] ---
    Tamama: Dense Note, Sir!
[11:49] ---
    Well, I tried drawing Mr. Corporal, but...
[11:52] ---
    ...is something funny
    actually going to happen?
[11:56] ---
    N-Natchi! The potato is baked now!
[12:00] ---
    Giroro... What did you just say?
[12:02] ---
    I... I said that the potato is baked, Natchi!
[12:07] ---
    What's up with you?
    Doing a Tamama impression...
[12:09] ---
    N-No, I am not!
[12:11] ---
    I do not want to do an impression,
    my mouth is just...
[12:15] ---
    Hot!! Hot! Hot! Hot! It is so hot!
[12:21] ---
    Mr. Corporal is acting so weird!
[12:23] ---
    I will get whoever did this!
[12:23] ---
    But... why all of a sudden?
[12:24] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta them!
SIGN    Note
[12:27] ---
    Could it be...
[12:29] ---
    Okay... so... let's get
    the meeting started...
[12:32] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
    Dororo-senpai is not here yet!
[12:36] ---
    Gero?
[12:37] ---
    Wh-What's up with you, Giroro?
[12:39] ---
    I... I am not doing this on purpose!
[12:43] ---
    Weirdo.
SIGN    Crushed
[12:45] ---
    More importantly, it looks like
    Dororo-senpai is not here yet.
SIGN    Oh, well
[12:49] ---
    Oh, darn! I forgot to call him!
[12:52] ---
    Or, like, yearly event?
[12:54] ---
    N-Noooooo...
[12:56] ---
    Gero?
[12:57] ---
    "Yearly event"... that is so mean...
[13:00] ---
    I knew it... anyone who is
    drawn by me in this book
SIGN    Note
[13:04] ---
    starts talking like me!
[13:06] ---
    Well... it is funny, but it is a bit wrong.
[13:10] ---
    If everyone impersonates me,
[13:11] ---
    then I will not be the only
    cute and lovely character anymore.
SIGN    Cuuuuuute ♡
[13:15] ---
    You haven't gotten to the fun part yet.
[13:17] ---
    Tama?
[13:18] ---
    After drawing the picture, try writing words
    in a bubble within 966 seconds.
[13:24] ---
    The person who was drawn will say
    the words exactly as written.
SIGN    Kululu,
    emotionally
    moved!!
[13:27] ---
    Kululu, emotionally moved!
[13:30] ---
    Could this notebook be your
    invention, Kululu-senpai?
[13:34] ---
    Mochicourse.
[13:37] ---
    It works by controlling the person
    who is drawn using special EM waves.
[13:42] ---
    I accidentally dropped it just as I was
    planning on running some experiments with it.
[13:46] ---
    Okay, fine, I will give it back!
[13:48] ---
    I do not want you breathing down my neck.
[13:51] ---
    No... You don't need to return it.
[13:55] ---
    You picked up that notebook.
[13:58] ---
    How you use it is up to you.
[14:00] ---
    This notebook is mine...?
[14:05] ---
    Uncle, where are Giroro-san and Dororo-san?
[14:08] ---
    They've gone to get checked out
    by Chief Nurse Pururu.
[14:11] ---
    They say they've caught some
    weird disease from Private Tamama.
[14:15] ---
    I see...
[14:18] ---
    Then I think you'd better
    get checked out, too.
[14:22] ---
    Don't ya think, stupid frog?!
SIGN    Gunpla Disease
[14:26] ---
    You've got Gunpla disease,
    manga disease, and anime disease!
SIGN    Captain Geroro
SIGN    Manga Disease
SIGN    Captain Geroro
SIGN    Jabariser
SIGN    Anime Disease
[14:30] ---
    And game disease, to top it off!
SIGN    Game Disease
[14:33] ---
    And that's why the Pekopon invasion
    never gets anywhere, isn't it, huh?!
[14:37] ---
    L-Lady Mois...
[14:39] ---
    What the heck has gotten into you, ma'am?
[14:42] ---
    I'm not the problem here!
    You're always running away from reality!
[14:45] ---
    You make the Keron Star cry!
[14:48] ---
    Ohh... S-Saying it like that...
[14:50] ---
    It's too much, ma'am!
SIGN    Running from Reality
[14:53] ---
    Instant running from reality!
[14:54] ---
    It's not like that, Uncle!
[14:57] ---
    Gero?
[14:57] ---
    I... I...
[15:00] ---
    I...
[15:01] ---
    I...
[15:02] ---
    Lady Mo—
[15:04] ---
    I'm frickin' fed up with
    you now, stupid frog!
SIGN    Note
[15:07] ---
    This notebook's power... is incredible!
SIGN    I'm frickin' fed up with you now, stupid frog!!
[15:11] ---
    Uncle!
[15:12] ---
    Stupid frog!
[15:13] ---
    Uncle!
[15:14] ---
    Stupid fro-og!
[15:21] ---
    L-Lady Mois...
[15:23] ---
    That woman... Learned your lesson yet, huh?
[15:26] ---
    Now, for my next trick...
[15:29] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, what is wrong?
[15:32] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama...
[15:35] ---
    Now, let us go, Tamama.
[15:36] ---
    It's happening!!
SIGN    It's happening!!
[15:38] ---
    We will elope together,
    just you and me, sir.
[15:41] ---
    I will follow you to the
    ends of the universe!
[15:44] ---
    This notebook still has so many uses...
SIGN    Note
[15:48] ---
    Still so many... Still so many!
[15:55] ---
    The Nishizawa Group has a grip over the
    majority of the Pekoponian economy.
[15:59] ---
    In other words...
SIGN    How to Draw Good Lookalike Pictures HOW TO Oekaki Beautiful Origami Flowing My Jealousy and Ham Okashi General Keroro #6, #5, #4, #3, #2, #1
[16:02] ---
    ...if I can obtain the whole
    of the Nishizawa Group,
[16:02] ---
    This is Paripari Palue!
[16:03] ---
    Today, we have the pleasure of visiting the
    Nishizawa mansion, home of the world's ultrarich.
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    Pekopon is as good as conquered!
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    I will make Momocchi say it.
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    Words that will provide the foothold for
    achieving our invasion of Pekopon.
SIGN    I'll give the Nishizawa Peach Group to Tama-chan ♪
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    And then I will become God...
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    God of the new Pekopon!
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    Nishizawa-san's handmade occult packed lunch!
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    It tastes so good!
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    Does it really?! Thank you so much!
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    With this romance-fulfilling machine,
SIGN    Romance Degree
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    today is the day I'll get Fuyuki-kun's heart!
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    Hello!
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    T-Tama-chan?
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    Momocchi!
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    Do you not have something to say to me?
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    Something to say...?
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    Yes! You must have something you want to say!
SIGN    I'll give the Nishizawa Peach Group to Tama-chan ♪
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    I... I don't think I do...
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    Yes, you do!
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    You were supposed to have something!
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    Well, I'm afraid...
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    Can't he just frickin' shut up?!
SIGN    Romance Degree
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    I have more pressing things right now!
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    You definitely are supposed
    to have something!
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    You are supposed to!
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    Are! Supposed to!
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    When I say no... I frickin' mean no!!
SIGN    Chop!!
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    Owww... Why...
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    ...will Momocchi not say she will
    give me the Nishizawa Group...?
SIGN    How to Use
    Part 1
    Try drawing
    someone
    you know!
    Something fun
    will happen,
    ku ku ♪
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    'Cause it doesn't look like her.
SIGN    How to Use
    Part 1
    Try drawing someone you know!
    Something fun will happen, ku ku ♪
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    Tama?
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    If the drawing doesn't look enough
    alike, it won't have an effect.
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    That's one of the rules of this notebook.
SIGN    How to Use
    Part 2
    When the picture looks
     too unlike the person, it is invalid.
    Ku ku ♪
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    B-But...!
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    And so!
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    Ta-da! It Never Rains But It Spectacles!
SIGN    It Never Rains But It Spectacles
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    If you wear these, you'll be able to
    draw a picture just like the real thing.
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    Really?!
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    However...! Once you put them on...
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    ...you'll never be able to take them off.
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    Ever...?
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    Noooo!
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    I will draw it well without
    relying on those spectacles!
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    Will you now.
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    And then that girl slipped back
    through the wall and disappeared!
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    That's so scary!
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    Good! Great atmosphere!
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    One more push...
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    Momocchi!
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    What?!
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    You must have something
    you want to say to me!
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    No. I frickin' told you.
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    S-So you did...
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    Why... Why...
SIGN    I'll give the
    Nishizawa
    Peach Group
    to Tama-chan ♪
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    I thought I drew it better than before...
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    When you redraw a picture,
    you have to add color.
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    That's a rule.
SIGN    How to Use Part 3 When you redraw a picture, you have to apply coloration to it. Ku ku ♪
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    You just made that up afterwards!
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    You can stop if you like.
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    And then misfortune will befall
    the owner of the notebook.
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    That's the ryule.
SIGN    I'll give the
    Nishizawa
    Peach Group
    to Tama-chan ♪
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    Momocchi! Do you not have som—
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    Tama!
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    Piss off!!
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    Wh-Why does it happen...
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    You took too long to color it in.
SIGN    How to Use Part 3 When you redraw a picture, you have to apply coloration to it. Ku ku ♪
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    When that happens, the rule is that you
    have to draw it while singing a drawing song.
SIGN    How to Use Part 4 If you take too long to color it in, you have to draw it while singing a drawing song. Ku ku ♪
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    A draw... a drawing song?
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    Well...? What will you do...?
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    Do it or not. It's up to you...
SIGN    How to Use
    Part 4
    If you take too long to color it in, you have to draw it while singing a drawing song. Ku ku ♪
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    I will do it! I will do it!
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    Hold up.
SIGN    How to Use
    Part 4
    If you take too long
    to color it in,
    you have to draw it
    while singing a
    drawing song.
    Ku ku ♪
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    Uhh, in that case, the size of the picture
SIGN    <Notice> Please make sure that the size of the picture-song-drawn picture is 96.6 meters squared ♡
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    should be 96.6 meters squared,
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    so make sure you take
    care of that. Okay, start!
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    96.6 meters squared?!
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    There we go.
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    I will be God. I will be God!
SIGN    Private Tamama is here
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    Get a big potato chip,
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    And put some cookies and candies on top!
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    Put strawberries and cookies on top, as well,
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    And put a cream bread on her head.
SIGN    Tweet Tweet
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    Dangle down some popsicles,
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    Stick five bananas ALL THE WAY IN.
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    Her frilly little clothes
    prove she's a rich lady.
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    When she gets angry,
    she cannot be controlled!
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    Gigantic Momocchi is complete!
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    All that's left... is the words...
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    Ahhh! My precious drawing!
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    Wait! Wait!
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    W-Wait...
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    I will be God...
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    I will be God...!
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    It was quite interesting.
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    So, it was thanks to
    Private 2nd Class Tamama conking out
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    that we were able to return to normal, sir?
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    S-Seriously, though.
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    It was truly a dreadful notebook.
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    Or, like, terror shivers?
SIGN    Note
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    Looks like I'd better get rid of this.
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    I'll use it, sir!
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    Hey, Keroro!
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    I'll practice my drawing and
    master that notebook, sir!
SIGN    Note
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    That so? Then you'd better give
    these a look through first.
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    Click!
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    Wh-What are these?
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    The rulebooks for this notebook.
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    This invention is one of
    my more terrifying ones,
SIGN    ...together with the people
     who have touched the notebook.
    Ku ku ♪
SIGN    How to Use
    Part 96969696:
    If you make the notebook
    unusable by cutting it up,
     etc., then you...
SIGN    How to Use
    Part 9999999:
    If you wipe the face
    with tie-dyed fabric,
    curry smell will
    come out of the body.
    Ku ku ♪
SIGN    Legs are just for show.
    The brass doesn't
    understand things like that.
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    so I built a ton of rules in,
    and ended up with this mess.
SIGN    How to Use
    Part 110110110:
    When you gain
    the designation "King,"
    you have to wear a bathrobe
    in the locker room.
    Ku ku ♪
SIGN    Rain falls only when...
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    Th-These are all rules?!
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    If you pick something up on the road,
    drop it off at a police station!
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    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
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    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
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    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
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    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
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    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
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    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
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    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
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    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
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    atsumatte kuru kara
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    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
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    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
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    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
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    It's the signal for the start of the game.
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    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
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    Now! Jump out!
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    Ima da! Tobidase!
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    I'll eat that tasty rice
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    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
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    In order to become much bigger.
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    Ippai ookiku naru tame
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    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
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    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
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    As long as I'm with everyone,
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    minna to issho nara~
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    I can eat it.
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    tabereru sa
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    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
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    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
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    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
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    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
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    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
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    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
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    waratte 'rareru kara
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    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
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    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
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    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
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    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
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    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
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    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
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    I can forget it all.
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    subete wasureru sa
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    Fuyuki here.
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    When the scent of fragrant tea olive
    can be smelled, back comes Alisa-chan.
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    It seems like normally she pursues
    those who lurk in the dark around the world,
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    but next time we meet, I'd better ask her
    not to wipe out all the UMAs on Earth!
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    Never mind that.
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    Don't hunt me!
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    "Alisa vs. 'Invasion Goes Nowhere'
    Yokai, Sir!"
SIGN    No Progressss
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    It's a two-parter. How's that?
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    Ge-Gero!