E41 - Keroro: The Glory of Sugoroku, Sir! / Dororo's Blood is Really Boiling, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    On fried eggs, do you like mixed veggie sauce or soy sauce?
[01:31] ---
    Have you ever gotten into a
    silly argument over nothing at all?
SIGN    When brushing your teeth, do you start from the top or bottom?
SIGN    Use mayo on okonomiyaki: yes or no?
SIGN    Which do you like, gloves or mittens?
SIGN    Do you like to go to the mountains or the beach?
[01:35] ---
    You know... something like this.
SIGN    Do you like to eat tea rice with pickled plum or salted salmon?
SIGN    What makes the better pet, a dog or a cat?
SIGN    Do you eat orange peels: yes or no?
SIGN    No-Go
[01:40] ---
    Hold it right there!
[01:41] ---
    Huh? W-What is it?
[01:43] ---
    Lady Natsumi, you're doing it wrong.
[01:46] ---
    Huh?
[01:48] ---
    Don't you have any common sense?
[01:50] ---
    You add milk to the tea,
    not the other way around.
[01:51] ---
    What're you talking about? This is just fine.
[01:54] ---
    It tastes much better
    if you pour in the milk first.
[02:00] ---
    Oh!
[02:01] ---
    Why did you do that?
[02:03] ---
    You don't know a thing.
[02:05] ---
    Tea always tastes better
    if you add milk to it!
[02:08] ---
    It tastes better with the milk first!
[02:11] ---
    Tea first, ma'am!
[02:12] ---
    Does it really matter that much?
    You end up with the same thing anyway.
[02:16] ---
    It matters!
[02:16] ---
    It matters, sir!
[02:18] ---
    Before!
[02:19] ---
    After!
[02:19] ---
    Before!
[02:20] ---
    After!
[02:21] ---
    Before!
[02:21] ---
    After, ma'am!
[02:22] ---
    I said before, and that's that!
[02:23] ---
    After is better, ma'am!
[02:25] ---
    Before! Before! Before! Before!
[02:25] ---
    After! After! After! After!
[02:29] ---
    All right, then.
SIGN    Sugoroku
[02:30] ---
    Why don't we settle it once and for
    all by playing the game of Sugoroku?
[02:34] ---
    Um, why?
[02:38] ---
    Keroro: The Glory of Sugoroku, Sir!
[02:44] ---
    I conceived the layout,
    and Sergeant Major Kululu made it.
SIGN    Suspicious
[02:48] ---
    It emits an ominous aura...
[02:51] ---
    Are you sure it's an ordinary game board?
[02:54] ---
    Of course, ma'am.
[02:56] ---
    Well then, let's get started right away!
[03:07] ---
    W-Where am I?
[03:08] ---
    It seems we've been shrunk
    into the Sugoroku board itself!
[03:12] ---
    That's correct! We'll be
    using ourselves as pawns.
[03:15] ---
    In a sense, this is a
    life-sized Sugoroku adventure.
[03:19] ---
    How is this ordinary?!
[03:21] ---
    Welcome to the Sugoroku rink!
[03:23] ---
    Or, like, welcome patrons?
[03:25] ---
    Natchi! Fukki! We've been waiting.
[03:28] ---
    They're really prepared for this.
[03:30] ---
    I'm really proud of this game.
[03:35] ---
    This looks fun. Let's get started!
[03:38] ---
    Really suspicious...
[03:40] ---
    Okay then, let's begin the
    Sugoroku fight. Ready... go!
[03:43] ---
    Or, like, commence fighting?
SIGN    Begin the Battle
[03:47] ---
    Here goes! I'll start, okay?
[03:49] ---
    There!
[03:53] ---
    It's a five!
[03:54] ---
    One, two, three, four... Five!
[03:58] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    View the Nazca Lines
[04:01] ---
    The Nazca Lines?
[04:03] ---
    Huh?
[04:04] ---
    Oh! Fuyuki just disappeared!
[04:07] ---
    Hey you, stupid frog!
    What the heck is going on in here?
[04:13] ---
    This can't be... I don't believe it!
[04:16] ---
    Yes, you'd better believe it!
[04:18] ---
    It's the mysterious markings
    on Nazca Plains in Peru.
SIGN    Fuyuki is around here.
[04:22] ---
    Wow! This is fantastic!
[04:25] ---
    As you can see, whatever space
    you land on becomes a reality.
[04:32] ---
    I will go next!
SIGN    Eat all the cake you want until your next turn.
[04:37] ---
    Eat all the cake you want
    until your next turn!
[04:40] ---
    This is the best!
[04:43] ---
    What? You mean this is also part of the game?
[04:46] ---
    Natchi, try your luck
    with the roll of the die.
[04:48] ---
    Next, Keroro, moving out!
[04:51] ---
    Uncle, good luck.
[04:52] ---
    Or, like, exert yourself?
[04:56] ---
    Stylish, and graceful...
    Sergeant Keroro's first throw!
[05:04] ---
    You got a one!
SIGN    Go forward ten spaces and eat an outer space pizza FX.
[05:06] ---
    Go forward ten spaces and
    eat an outer space pizza FX.
[05:09] ---
    One, two, three, four, five,
    six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
SIGN    Outer Space Mixed Critter Pizza FX
[05:13] ---
    You're mine. Yes, sir!
[05:15] ---
    Stop squirming and start going into my mouth!
SIGN    Go forward ten spaces and eat an outer space pizza FX.
[05:18] ---
    Wait a second...
[05:20] ---
    So this game makes your
    dreams come true, doesn't it?
[05:25] ---
    If so, I want to travel all over the world
    and enjoy the finest cuisine!
[05:32] ---
    Yes! I got a six!
[05:33] ---
    You're good at whatever you do, Natchi.
[05:35] ---
    Five, and... six!
[05:37] ---
    Wow! To my gourmet feast!
SIGN    Spanish Cuisine
[05:41] ---
    The finest Spanish dishes...
[05:43] ---
    Oh, wow... this must mean
    I'm now in Spain!
[05:48] ---
    You're in a bullring
    somewhere in Valencia, Spain.
[05:51] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Try your hand at bullfighting in Spain. *If you fail, return to Start.
[05:54] ---
    Aaaaah! What's going on?
[05:57] ---
    All I wanted was a taste of Spanish food!
[06:07] ---
    Don't think I'm afraid of you!
[06:11] ---
    Come get me!
[06:17] ---
    Olé!
[06:19] ---
    I did it!
[06:23] ---
    I'm back.
[06:26] ---
    See. I told you it was fun!
SIGN    Giza, Egypt
[06:31] ---
    These are the Pyramids of Giza in Egypt.
SIGN    Fuyuki
[06:34] ---
    Wow! Fantastic!
[06:38] ---
    If you can finish 20 bowls of
    sweet bean soup, advance 5 spaces.
[06:42] ---
    If you can finish reading
    50 manga volumes, advance 7 spaces.
SIGN    Kingdom of Thailand
[06:45] ---
    Take the Thai kickboxing challenge!
    Go back to Start if you lose!
[06:49] ---
    Hey! All I wanted was
    a taste of authentic Thai food!
[06:56] ---
    Excellent!
SIGN    Cappadocia, Turkey
[06:58] ---
    This is Cappadocia in Turkey.
SIGN    Fuyuki
[07:01] ---
    Wow! Fantastic!
[07:03] ---
    If you can finish 20 plates
    of pudding, advance 3 spaces.
[07:07] ---
    Finish 10 Captain Geroro plastic models,
     then advance 10 spaces.
SIGN    Italy
[07:11] ---
    Take the authentic Italian soccer challenge!
[07:13] ---
    Go back to Start if you can't score a goal!
[07:17] ---
    Sheesh!
[07:20] ---
    All I wanted was a taste of...
[07:22] ---
    ...authentic...
[07:24] ---
    ...Italian food!
[07:30] ---
    Gooooal!
[07:32] ---
    Fantastic, again!
SIGN    Good Luck
[07:34] ---
    Good luck to you all!
[07:36] ---
    Especially to Uncle!
[07:37] ---
    Or, like, total bias?
[07:42] ---
    Sarge! This Sugoroku game is so much fun!
[07:45] ---
    See? I told you so!
[07:46] ---
    I honestly think we have our hands
    on a potential bestseller.
[07:52] ---
    If we market this game
    throughout the universe, we'll be rich.
[07:55] ---
    Yeah! Everyone would buy one!
[07:57] ---
    So what happens if you win?
[07:59] ---
    Huh?
[08:00] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Goal!
[08:02] ---
    Pekoponians will receive
    a bowl of instant noodles.
SIGN    Pekoponians will receive a bowl of instant noodles.
[08:05] ---
    And for Keronians...
SIGN    Keronians will successfully conquer Pekopon!
[08:08] ---
    ...they will successfully conquer Pekopon!
[08:09] ---
    What the heck is that?
[08:12] ---
    All of this has just been a prelude.
[08:15] ---
    When we actually reach the goal,
[08:17] ---
    our dream of invading Pekopon
    will become a reality.
[08:21] ---
    This game is actually...
[08:23] ---
    ...The Game of Pekopon Invader's Life Deluxe!
SIGN    Game of Pekopon Invader's Life Deluxe
[08:26] ---
    Look at the sergeant.
    He's right before the goal.
[08:30] ---
    All he needs now is to roll a two or higher,
[08:33] ---
    and the invasion of Pekopon
    becomes a reality.
[08:36] ---
    What? I can't let that happen!
[08:38] ---
    So! The throw of the die by Uncle
[08:41] ---
    will be etched forever in history
    as the move that conquered Pekopon!
[08:44] ---
    Go!
[08:50] ---
    Oops...
[08:51] ---
    Whew...
SIGN    Relief...
[08:52] ---
    Well, it won't matter what I throw next time.
SIGN    The Lord of Terror will now descend.
[08:57] ---
    Kero?
[08:59] ---
    I am Angol Mois's father!
[09:03] ---
    The original Lord of Terror descends.
SIGN    The Original Lord of Terror Descends
[09:06] ---
    It's been a while, Father.
[09:08] ---
    Or, like, countless decades?
[09:11] ---
    Oh, Mois! So how have you been?
[09:14] ---
    Or, like, hale and hearty?
[09:16] ---
    Yes, Father!
[09:18] ---
    She sure has a huge father...
[09:20] ---
    Awesome!
[09:21] ---
    To all you Pekoponians,
    sorry to keep you waiting.
[09:25] ---
    Today, the prophecy will be fulfilled!
[09:29] ---
    In that case...
[09:32] ---
    I'm gonna do what I can to help!
[09:34] ---
    Second-Generation Lord of Terror descends!
SIGN    Second-Generation Lord of Terror Descends
[09:37] ---
    Hey-yah!
[09:40] ---
    Hi-yah!
[09:42] ---
    Hey-yah!
[09:43] ---
    Hi-yah!
[09:44] ---
    Hey-yah!
[09:45] ---
    Hi-yah!
[09:46] ---
    Hey-yah!
[09:47] ---
    Hi-yah!
[09:48] ---
    Hey-yah!
[09:49] ---
    Hi-yah!
[09:50] ---
    Hey-yah!
[09:50] ---
    Wait! Wait a minute, Great Master Father!
[09:53] ---
    Wait! Wait!
[09:54] ---
    Oh... If it isn't Master Keroro.
    Long time no see, huh?
[09:58] ---
    Would you care to join us?
[10:00] ---
    Or, like, lucky chances?
[10:02] ---
    Oh, no! That's not what I meant!
[10:04] ---
    I'm gonna be in big trouble
    if you destroy Pekopon!
[10:07] ---
    Well, even if you say so...
[10:09] ---
    ...unless I destroy Pekopon
    like I'm supposed to,
[10:13] ---
    my wife'll beat the crap out of me.
[10:14] ---
    Please don't do it! How can you just
    destroy it so easily?
[10:17] ---
    It may seem easy, but
    the truth is it's quite difficult!
[10:22] ---
    It takes a real pro to do it!
[10:24] ---
    Now, to finish what I started!
[10:26] ---
    Here I go!
SIGN    Hinata residence
SIGN    Earth's Crust
SIGN    Lithosphere
    Asthenosphere
SIGN    Mantle
SIGN    Outer Core
SIGN    Inner Core
[10:30] ---
    Hm?
[10:33] ---
    That must be Keroro and the others again.
[10:34] ---
    Wasting all their time playing stupid games!
[10:37] ---
    Why don't you work for a change?!
[10:41] ---
    Oh... I wasn't quite finished there...
[10:44] ---
    Keep up the good work.
[10:46] ---
    Whew... We've been saved!
[10:50] ---
    Darn it! If Giroro hadn't
    interfered at the last minute,
SIGN    Potato Chips
[10:53] ---
    we would've
    conquered Pekopon by now!
[10:56] ---
    Stop lying!
[10:57] ---
    Pekopon would've been destroyed
    if it hadn't been for me!
[10:59] ---
    For you.
[11:02] ---
    What's this, sir?
SIGN    Snacks Toys Manga Travel Fees Trip to Turkey Trip to Egypt Trip to Nazca Plain Trip to Spain (including Bull Fight) Trip to Italy
[11:03] ---
    What? A bill?!
[11:07] ---
    It's a reality game, right?
[11:08] ---
    That means you have to pay
    for all the expenses incurred.
[11:14] ---
    The harsh facts of reality!
[11:17] ---
    By the way, according to
    the British Science Foundation,
[11:20] ---
    tea is more delicious if you pour
    in the milk first without warming it.
[11:23] ---
    Why don't you try it?
[11:35] ---
    Have you ever had those moments
    when you feel you want to change yourself?
[11:40] ---
    You can actually do that.
[11:42] ---
    But it will never happen unless
    you take action on your own.
[11:48] ---
    Just like this guy here.
[11:53] ---
    Dororo's Blood is Really Boiling, Sir!
[12:00] ---
    Sigh...
[12:02] ---
    For some reason, I feel so empty.
[12:09] ---
    Excuse him! Sorry for being so noisy.
[12:13] ---
    It's 556-dono.
[12:15] ---
    Do you have problems with pesky aliens?!
[12:19] ---
    I will easily rid you of
    your problem! I guarantee it!
[12:23] ---
    Sorry for the disturbance.
    I beg for your patience.
[12:27] ---
    Looks like he's working hard, as always.
[12:30] ---
    Hm? Everyone is
    steering clear of 556-dono.
SIGN    Space Detective 556 Leave it to me.
[12:34] ---
    He's just like Moses using
    his powers to part the Red Sea!
[12:39] ---
    That must mean everyone else
    is overwhelmed by his presence.
[12:44] ---
    In other words, 556-dono
    is making a strong impression.
[12:49] ---
    Hi-yah!
[12:51] ---
    C'mon, don't be shy!
[12:52] ---
    All you need to do is to shout!
[12:52] ---
    No, thank you...
[12:55] ---
    "556, help me!"
[12:56] ---
    I'm not interested.
[12:57] ---
    And I'll be right there to help you!
[12:59] ---
    Excuse me.
[13:00] ---
    Huh? Yes!
[13:00] ---
    A customer! Yes!
[13:03] ---
    Why, it's only you!
[13:06] ---
    You're a member of the Keroro Platoon...
[13:09] ---
    What was your name?
[13:11] ---
    ...It's D—
[13:11] ---
    Wait, don't tell me!
[13:12] ---
    It's on the tip of my tongue!
[13:14] ---
    Hold it right there. I'm
    sure I'll remember...
[13:18] ---
    Chesuto!
[13:19] ---
    I remember it now!
    Your name is... Terere-kun!
SIGN    Terere
SIGN    Terere-kun?
[13:22] ---
    Terere-kun?!
[13:24] ---
    Who the heck is that?
[13:29] ---
    556-dono, I've always been impressed
    by your powerful presence.
[13:33] ---
    That's expected for a hero!
[13:35] ---
    We always have this
    burning desire in our hearts!
[13:40] ---
    I've been wondering how I could
    have a commanding presence like yours.
SIGN    Don't think. Feel!!
[13:45] ---
    Don't think. Feel!
[13:47] ---
    Huh?
[13:48] ---
    "Don't think. Feel!" What does that mean?
[13:52] ---
    You gotta have passion
    pumping through your veins!
[13:55] ---
    Passion?
[13:58] ---
    Listen very closely.
[14:00] ---
    Can't you hear the voices of those
    who are in need of help
[14:02] ---
    all over the world?!
[14:04] ---
    Help me!
[14:07] ---
    Hey! I said stop following me!
[14:10] ---
    Hmmm, I feel like I do.
[14:13] ---
    Don't you feel that you want to do
    whatever you can to help them?!
[14:18] ---
    You have to have the desire
    to help, no matter what!
[14:21] ---
    Some of them might be annoyed!
[14:24] ---
    But there's always someone who needs help!
[14:30] ---
    Don't you have an inner desire
    to help those people?!
[14:33] ---
    Don't you?!
[14:36] ---
    Indeed I do.
[14:37] ---
    That's it!
[14:39] ---
    That's the passion pumping
    through your veins!
SIGN    Passion in Your Veins
[14:41] ---
    Oh!
[14:45] ---
    I see... I get it now!
[14:47] ---
    This is the burning passion!
[14:50] ---
    I can feel it! I feel the burning passion!
[14:54] ---
    Looks like you've finally figured it out!
[14:56] ---
    Your burning passion
    radiates so brightly! Uh...
[14:59] ---
    What was your name?
[15:00] ---
    Dororo!
[15:02] ---
    Stop right there! I'm gonna kick your butt.
[15:09] ---
    Huh?
[15:09] ---
    Everyone! I've got something
    important to say!
[15:12] ---
    Huh?
[15:16] ---
    My blood is really boiling!
SIGN    Boiling Blood
[15:23] ---
    Dororo...
[15:25] ---
    What's wrong with you all of a sudden?
[15:26] ---
    Listen! This is no time to bury your noses
     in plastic models or snacks!
[15:31] ---
    He's right! We're forgetting
    our mission to conquer Pekopon.
[15:34] ---
    We've become too soft.
[15:36] ---
    I'm the only exception.
[15:37] ---
    I'm always ready for any
    eventuality of war or battle...
[15:37] ---
    This is no time to bury your noses
    in weapons and computers, either!
[15:41] ---
    Say what?
[15:43] ---
    Then, what should we be doing?
SIGN    Youth
[15:46] ---
    Aren't you wasting your youth?
[15:49] ---
    Huh...?
[15:50] ---
    Stop being so withdrawn!
[15:52] ---
    Run! Laugh! Fight! Shout!
SIGN    Run!
SIGN    Run! Laugh!
SIGN    Run! Laugh! Fight!
SIGN    Shout!
[15:55] ---
    We should all become heroes!
SIGN    Heroes!
[15:57] ---
    I think he is a little over the edge,
[16:00] ---
    but it may be a good idea to
    just go along with him for now.
[16:02] ---
    I agree.
[16:04] ---
    There's a lot of truth
    in what he says.
[16:08] ---
    We need to come up with
    a new special attack!
[16:10] ---
    With love
SIGN    Love
[16:11] ---
    and peace in our minds!
SIGN    Peace
[16:13] ---
    We are soldiers fighting for those ideals!
[16:16] ---
    And that... must be our true mission in life!
SIGN    Mission
[16:21] ---
    Oh...
[16:22] ---
    What do we do?
[16:24] ---
    I don't have a problem
    going along with his idea.
[16:26] ---
    Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt
    to do so for a while.
[16:29] ---
    So from that day, the Keroro Platoon
    began to undergo a severe training schedule.
[16:36] ---
    Though it wasn't clear what all that
    training was supposed to accomplish.
[16:40] ---
    But day after day...
[16:42] ---
    Day after day...
[16:44] ---
    ...they kept on risking their lives!
[16:46] ---
    Until, finally, the Keroro Platoon
    became as one!
[16:50] ---
    Everyone, go for it, sir!
[16:52] ---
    If we can come up with
    a new special attack,
[16:53] ---
    it will surely make the Keroro Platoon
    even more popular, sir!
SIGN    Modern Japanese
[17:02] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[17:02] ---
    Oh! Koyuki-chan!
[17:04] ---
    Um... Dororo's been awfully
    cheerful and spirited lately.
[17:11] ---
    Do you have any idea why?
[17:13] ---
    Well, now that you mention it,
[17:15] ---
    our stupid frog's been
    working very hard, too.
[17:20] ---
    The kitchen, for example,
    has been spotless for days!
[17:22] ---
    Really?!
[17:23] ---
    Although I should be happy about it,
[17:25] ---
    I have a bad feeling about this.
[17:29] ---
    I'd better go down to their underground base
    and find out what they're up to.
[17:38] ---
    Oh, Sis! There are Sarge
    and his team members.
[17:42] ---
    What the heck are they doing?
[17:44] ---
    Beats me.
[17:45] ---
    If we can get past this last hurdle,
[17:48] ---
    we'll be able to perfect our special attack.
[17:50] ---
    You should have the honor of naming it.
[17:53] ---
    You are the commander, Keroro-kun.
    Are you sure?
[17:56] ---
    Why, of course.
[17:58] ---
    You deserve all the credit for this.
    It's only fitting.
[18:04] ---
    Keroro-kun... everyone...!
[18:08] ---
    We did it!
[18:11] ---
    Heave-ho...
[18:16] ---
    Oh, no!
[18:26] ---
    Help us!
[18:29] ---
    We'd better help them!
[18:30] ---
    Wait!
[18:32] ---
    We shouldn't get involved just yet.
[18:34] ---
    Dororo's struggling with his very self!
[18:40] ---
    The lives of the entire Keroro Platoon
    are in my hands now.
[18:48] ---
    If I don't save them...
[18:50] ---
    ...who will?!
[18:53] ---
    Give it...
[18:55] ---
    ...my all!
[18:57] ---
    Oh!
[19:03] ---
    You saved us, sir!
[19:04] ---
    Oh, thank you, Dororo-san!
[19:06] ---
    That was amazing, Dororo.
[19:10] ---
    I'm glad... you're all safe and sound!
[19:13] ---
    Dororo...
[19:14] ---
    You really did it!
[19:16] ---
    Stop it right there! You alien invaders!
[19:18] ---
    Whoa!
[19:20] ---
    Dororo-kun! You've really
    outdone yourself! Congratulations!
[19:24] ---
    Thank you, 556-dono.
[19:26] ---
    But wait! You are still alien invaders!
[19:29] ---
    The bad news is, as long as
    Space Detective 556 is here,
[19:32] ---
    you will never have your way!
[19:34] ---
    556-dono...
[19:35] ---
    Hmph! That's absurd...
[19:36] ---
    You're just like an arrogant fly
    that entered the spider's den.
[19:41] ---
    Ha! Adhesion!
SIGN    Adhesion
[19:44] ---
    This is the perfect time to attack!
[19:46] ---
    Private Tamama! Common courtesy
    says we let him do his thing, sir!
[19:49] ---
    I was only kidding, of course.
[19:53] ---
    Space Detective!
[19:57] ---
    556!
[20:01] ---
    Laser sword!
[20:03] ---
    Hmph. Do you honestly think your weapons
    will have any effect on us?
[20:08] ---
    We just underwent a severe training program
[20:10] ---
    and mastered a new special attack.
[20:12] ---
    I don't care if you're a space detective.
[20:14] ---
    Better be prepared for a severe beating!
[20:16] ---
    Nothing you do will work against us!
[20:20] ---
    I won't let you have your...
[20:22] ---
    Enough of your blustering!
[20:24] ---
    Ah... but I haven't finished my line yet!
[20:27] ---
    C'mon, everyone!
[20:28] ---
    Just like we practiced...
    Deathblow! Dragon King Formation!
SIGN    Deathblow Dragon King Formation
[20:31] ---
    Keroro of Spades!
[20:33] ---
    Kululu of Diamonds!
[20:35] ---
    Tamama of Clubs!
[20:36] ---
    Giroro of Hearts!
[20:38] ---
    Huh?! Th-Then, I'll be the J—
[20:39] ---
    Keroro Platoon! Dragon King Formation!
[20:42] ---
    Wait for me, guys!
[20:44] ---
    Turbo Stream... Attack!
[20:53] ---
    Whoooooa!
[20:57] ---
    Next week, "556's Miraculous Comeback!"
[21:00] ---
    Don't miss it!
[21:05] ---
    Well... that's not exactly
    how we practiced it,
[21:08] ---
    but the important thing is,
     it all worked out fine.
[21:11] ---
    I just lost all of my passion!
[21:16] ---
    End of passion.
SIGN    End of Passion
[21:18] ---
    Ohh...
[21:20] ---
    Please excuse my brother
    for always being so annoying.
[21:24] ---
    They say we all have unlimited potential,
[21:27] ---
    but sometimes, a simple disappointment
[21:29] ---
    can cause permanent harm in our lives,
[21:31] ---
    so we should always remember
    to be careful, okay?
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero.
    Let's begin!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero Kero-kero-kero-kero...
    Hajimeru de arimasu!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero.
    This is the Keroro drawing song!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero
    Keroro no ekaki uta!!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    On a big, round UFO,
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Manmaru dekkai UFO no
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    There are two windows
    that turn out to be holes. (Oh no!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Mado ka to omottara anaboko de (Uso!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Through them is a view of Pekopon.
    (Let’s go invade, sir!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Soko kara Pekopon miechatta
    (Shinryaku de arimasu!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Let's make a U-turn to go shopping
    for some Gundam models! (Hi-yo!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Ganpula kai ni yorimichi U-turn (Mahu~!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    But another U-turn causes the ship
    to crash-land on a hill! (Gero!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Mou iccho U-turn oyama
    ni gekitotsu (Gero…!)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Oh, no, the UFO is a wreck.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yabe~ yo UFO kowareta yo
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Or, like, own stupid fault?
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    "Te yuuka, jigoujitoku?"
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Let's clean the toilet as often as you can.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Toire souji wa komame ni yarubeshi
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    But it's okay to skip twice a week.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Shuu ni nikai wa saborubeshi
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    You stupid frog!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    "Bokegaeru~!!"
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Scrub-a-dub, scrub-a-dub,
    clean it with a brush.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Burashi de goshi goshi migaitara
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Until it's so sparkling clean that
    you want to rub your cheek against it!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Omowazu houzuri pikkapika~
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    I have another stomach
    for french fries.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Furaido potato wa betsu bara deesu
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    But, more Nyororos?
    No, thanks! (I can't choose?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Nyororo dake wa mou kanben… (Dame ssu ka)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Go get sucked dry again!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    "Mou ichido suwarete koi!!"
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    The star on my forehead is a commander's sign.
    There is nothing I fear. No, sir!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Odeko no hoshi wa taichou no akashi
    Osoreru mono nado nai de arimasu!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I doubt it.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    "Sore wa dou ssu ka nee"
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    There you have it!
    It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Keroro Gunsou kansei de arimasu!!!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    It's a wildly-welcomed
    character drawing song! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:06] ---
    This is Tamama!
[23:08] ---
    Have you all been keeping up
    with your New Year's resolutions?
[23:10] ---
    Do not tell me you have
    already quit after only three days.
[23:13] ---
    When you think you
    cannot keep up, call yourself
[23:15] ---
    despicable, spineless, and pitiful,
[23:17] ---
    and let your anger
    amplify your dark side powers.
[23:19] ---
    All that aside, our next episode
    is about soccer! Soccer!
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: The Red-blooded
    Keroro Platoon, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Tamama: The Friendship
    Jealousy Shot, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    These two stories in one. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!