E263 - Keroro: The Wish-Granting Weevil, Sir! / Keroro: Go For It, Trash Bag, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    A dream that you'd like to come true someday.
[01:35] ---
    Do you all have one of those?
[01:38] ---
    So, like...
SIGN    Prevention is Better than Cure for May Disease!!
[01:40] ---
    ...watch out for that May Disease.
[01:42] ---
    That's all you have to say?!
[01:43] ---
    Okay, we'll pick up here tomorrow...
[01:45] ---
    I can't believe you...
[01:47] ---
    You've kerot mail!
[01:48] ---
    Okay, okay!
[01:49] ---
    So what's this, then?
[01:51] ---
    More nagging from HQ, no doubt.
[01:54] ---
    Our results have been—
[01:55] ---
    Gero!
[01:56] ---
    Wh...
[01:57] ---
    Wh...
[01:58] ---
    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
[02:05] ---
    Keroro: The Wish-Granting Weevil, Sir!
SIGN    Currently suffering from heartbreak Apologies for the inconvenience
SIGN    No Meetings
SIGN    Salesmen
    Turned
    Away
SIGN    Dog
     Dog
     Dog
     Frog
[02:12] ---
    What is this?
[02:14] ---
    When did he... build this room?
[02:22] ---
    His heart has snapped clean in two.
[02:24] ---
    Could that mail have been an ultimatum?
[02:27] ---
    Wouldn't surprise me if they told us
     to pull out at any moment.
[02:30] ---
    Awww, what are we going to do?
[02:32] ---
    We can't do anything while he's like that.
[02:35] ---
    Oh, no...
[02:39] ---
    I'm just a loser of the
    universe anyway, sir...
[02:43] ---
    I should have known my place...
[02:45] ---
    ...before dreaming of...
[02:46] ---
    I'm so... ashamed, sir...
[02:55] ---
    You there...
[02:56] ---
    Would y'do anything... if it could
    really make your dreams come true?
[03:00] ---
    I'd do anything.
[03:01] ---
    Gero?
[03:02] ---
    If that's really what you think, then I—
[03:05] ---
    Waaah, wait wait wait!
[03:07] ---
    I can't believe we let a bug like this in!
[03:09] ---
    This is no good, sir!
[03:10] ---
    Wait!
[03:11] ---
    Gero!
[03:12] ---
    Gawd, what was all that, eh?!
[03:13] ---
    Y'coulda killed me, y'know! Cripes alive!
[03:16] ---
    Gero?
[03:16] ---
    An' here I am saying I'll make your
    dreams come true an' everything!
[03:20] ---
    Make my dreams come true?
[03:21] ---
    Sure.
[03:22] ---
    I'm a weevil who makes dreams come true.
SIGN    Weevil
[03:26] ---
    Weevil.
[03:27] ---
    If you can complete all the tasks I'll set,
[03:30] ---
    I'll grant any dream y'want...
[03:33] ---
    Ugh. Sounds fishy.
[03:35] ---
    Well, guess it might be a bit much
    to ask you to believe me right off.
[03:40] ---
    But, y'know, you should...
    look reality in the face.
[03:44] ---
    Erk.
[03:44] ---
    If you're gonna jump yourself into the pit
    of despair anyway an' fall an' fall like that,
[03:48] ---
    y'might as well bet on any possibility.
    What've y'got to lose?
[03:51] ---
    Well? Am I talkin' sense
    or am I talkin' sense?
[03:54] ---
    Ahh, geez!
[03:55] ---
    You'll pay if you're lying to me, sir!
[03:58] ---
    So? What do I have to do, then, sir?
[04:01] ---
    The first task is...
[04:02] ---
    This.
[04:07] ---
    Owowowowow! Cripes!
[04:11] ---
    Gawd, thought I was a goner, I did...
SIGN    Polish masculinity
[04:13] ---
    So anyway, this here's the task.
[04:15] ---
    Polish... masculinity?
[04:17] ---
    Sure. Basics of the basics here.
[04:19] ---
    Hmm... what exactly am I supposed to...
SIGN    Masculinity
[04:22] ---
    Masculinity... masculinity...
[04:25] ---
    Kind of a suffocating word...
[04:30] ---
    Aaaaaaahhhh!
[04:32] ---
    Ahhh, no!!
[04:34] ---
    Wh-What're you doing, you dumbo?!
[04:36] ---
    Oh...
[04:38] ---
    I thought I'd just...
[04:39] ---
    ...polish some masculinity...
[04:41] ---
    Noooooooo!!
[04:45] ---
    I see!
[04:46] ---
    So this is what it meant, sir.
[04:48] ---
    What's more masculine than weaponry?
[04:51] ---
    Nothing, that's what.
[04:53] ---
    Look at this, though.
[04:54] ---
    You keep them clean, don't you, sir?
[04:56] ---
    Despite barely using them.
[04:58] ---
    When am I supposed to use them while
    your invasions go nowhere, you dumbo?!
[05:06] ---
    You...
[05:07] ---
    I might not look like much,
[05:09] ---
    but I am a sergeant of the Keron Army.
[05:11] ---
    It's best for things like this
    to be kept in good condition.
[05:15] ---
    So you can depend on them just
    when they're most needed.
[05:18] ---
    Just like the tools for plastic models!
[05:20] ---
    Don't compare them to plastic models!
[05:23] ---
    Gero.
[05:24] ---
    I thought I was going to die...
[05:26] ---
    So... next is...
[05:28] ---
    Gero?
[05:29] ---
    That's... my ice cream.
[05:33] ---
    Huh? Ah, I took a bit.
[05:35] ---
    So, uh, this one's next.
SIGN    Show restraint
[05:37] ---
    Show... restraint?
[05:39] ---
    Oh, yeah, jus' sayin',
    all this is too much for me.
[05:42] ---
    You gonna eat the rest?
[05:45] ---
    I'll pass with restraint, sir.
[05:49] ---
    This is an order!
[05:51] ---
    From Lady Momoka!
[05:52] ---
    This is an order!
[05:53] ---
    Demonstrate your absolute best performance!
[05:56] ---
    Before 1900 hours today...
[05:58] ---
    Three. Two. Get ready!
[06:02] ---
    Swap scallops!
[06:04] ---
    ...prepare a dinner for 200!
[06:07] ---
    It's going well.
[06:07] ---
    Making dinner is as easy as pie.
[06:12] ---
    Squid on the loose!
[06:14] ---
    Wh...?!
[06:14] ---
    Don't use weapons!
[06:16] ---
    In that case...
[06:17] ---
    I will turn you into a dried squid
    where you stand!
[06:21] ---
    It appears the cook made a small slipup...
[06:24] ---
    Wow!
[06:24] ---
    and made a little too much.
[06:27] ---
    So we thought it would be a nice idea to
    invite you all to help us eat the excess.
[06:30] ---
    Please, don't hold back.
[06:31] ---
    Wow!
[06:33] ---
    This looks so good!
SIGN    Show restraint
[06:36] ---
    Show... restraint...
[06:38] ---
    Oh, it's delicious!
[06:39] ---
    How is it, Fuyuki-kun?
[06:41] ---
    Yeah! It's really tasty, Nishizawa-san!
[06:44] ---
    I'm so glad!
[06:45] ---
    Ahhhh...
[06:46] ---
    Tama-chan...
[06:48] ---
    Hey, butthead!
[06:50] ---
    I only invited Fuyuki-kun.
[06:52] ---
    Why are the rest of you clowns here?
[06:53] ---
    C-Carotid artery...
[06:55] ---
    R-Restraint...
[06:57] ---
    I must... show restraint, sir...
[06:59] ---
    Restraint!
SIGN    Growl
[07:04] ---
    So hungry.
[07:06] ---
    So, the next task is...
SIGN    Make the tougher choice
[07:08] ---
    ...make the tougher choice.
SIGN    Crunch Crunch
[07:11] ---
    Curry senbei are so good!
[07:13] ---
    Gero.
[07:14] ---
    Well? You wanna eat?
[07:18] ---
    I'll... pass, sir...
[07:23] ---
    I could really go for a curry right now.
[07:25] ---
    Ge...
[07:26] ---
    Why have I...
[07:28] ---
    ...come here?
[07:30] ---
    S-S-Sergeant Major... Kululu...
[07:34] ---
    What is... this?
[07:35] ---
    You don't know how lucky you are.
[07:37] ---
    I just finished up two different
    types of special curry.
[07:41] ---
    Two types... of special curry?
[07:43] ---
    Yeah. One's a pretty live
    super-hot dangerous curry.
[07:47] ---
    And the other's a hellishly intense
    super-hot insane curry.
[07:51] ---
    Gero. Both are super-hot...
[07:53] ---
    How can I...
SIGN    Make the tougher choice
[07:56] ---
    N-No...
[07:58] ---
    Th-Then...
[08:00] ---
    The... intense one...
[08:02] ---
    The only choice.
[08:09] ---
    I... I'm not beaten...
SIGN    Bunny hop towards the rising sun
[08:11] ---
    Okay. Next, bunny hop towards the rising sun.
[08:15] ---
    And you're eating even more ice cream!
[08:20] ---
    But this one's banana flavor!
[08:22] ---
    There's some left!
[08:23] ---
    I'll passh, shir.
[08:26] ---
    Hop-kero-hop. Hop-kero-hop. Hop-kero-hop.
    Hop-kero-hop.
[08:31] ---
    Just one more!
[08:33] ---
    Gero?
[08:33] ---
    Visiting a shrine first thing in the morning?
    I approve, my honorable leader.
[08:38] ---
    Uh... no, I wasn't really trying to, uh...
[08:41] ---
    Hop-kero-hop.
[08:45] ---
    It truly is beautiful, is it not?
SIGN    Crack
[08:50] ---
    Gero!
[08:52] ---
    Ow!
[08:53] ---
    Come on, next task.
[08:54] ---
    Wait... ow!
[08:56] ---
    Is there really a point in doing all this?
[08:59] ---
    Yer still goin' on about that?
    Don'tcha ever stop?
[09:01] ---
    In the first place... not only are my dreams
    not coming true, nothing has changed at all!
[09:06] ---
    I wondered what was going on.
[09:08] ---
    So that's it.
[09:09] ---
    Gero...
[09:11] ---
    The legendary weevil who'll make any dream
    of yours come true if you complete his tasks!
[09:17] ---
    Didn't think it actually existed.
[09:18] ---
    Heyheyhey, cut that out, f'real here!
[09:20] ---
    So you were doing his tasks, Mr. Sergeant!
[09:23] ---
    Yeah.
[09:24] ---
    But even if that's the reason,
    I think more highly of you now!
[09:27] ---
    Gero...
[09:28] ---
    It may have been a task, but nevertheless,
    the sight of you striving hard to achieve it...
[09:32] ---
    ...struck a chord in my heart.
[09:33] ---
    C'mon, next task.
    This one's the last, y'know.
[09:37] ---
    Thank you very much, sir!
[09:40] ---
    Defeat me.
[09:42] ---
    Gero?
[09:43] ---
    What do you mean... sir?
[09:46] ---
    To make your dreams come
    true... to succeed...
[09:50] ---
    ...you've gotta want it, want t'climb the ladder,
     even if it means kickin' a guy off.
[09:54] ---
    Y'gotta be prepared to do that.
[09:57] ---
    Y'let one little bug in front of ya
    get in yer way, and you'll never do it.
[10:02] ---
    If... that's what I have to do...
[10:05] ---
    From the moment I left my planet...
    swearing I'd invade Pekopon...
[10:09] ---
    ...I've been...
[10:10] ---
    ...prepared, sir!
[10:17] ---
    Y'wimp.
[10:19] ---
    Showing mercy to a l'il bug,
    where's that gonna getcha?
[10:27] ---
    Well... I mean, squishing bugs with your
    bare hand... that's kinda icky, y'know?
[10:32] ---
    N-Not bad...
[10:34] ---
    Okay.
[10:35] ---
    Just like I promised,
[10:37] ---
    I'll grant ya yer dream.
[10:39] ---
    Mr. Sergeant's dream!
[10:40] ---
    Wait!
[10:41] ---
    The commander's dream...
    could that be...?
[10:44] ---
    Will Sergeant Keroro's
    dream finally be granted?!
[10:47] ---
    What will be the fate of Earth be?!
[10:53] ---
    Yahoo!
[10:54] ---
    I've finally got my hands on it, sir!
[10:56] ---
    PG Bolinoak Sammahn!
SIGN    1/60 PG Bolinoak Sammahn GET!
[10:59] ---
    The commander's dream was...
[11:01] ---
    ...a Gundam model?
[11:02] ---
    So... the reason you were down
    after reading that email was...
[11:05] ---
    Oh, they told me they'd
    sold out of Bolinoak Sammahns.
[11:09] ---
    A fool! A fool! A fool!
[11:12] ---
    You dumbo!
[11:14] ---
    Just like a wish-granting elephant!
[11:15] ---
    A flying wish-granting elephant!
[11:18] ---
    The space weevil who can
    make any dream come true.
[11:21] ---
    Maybe he'll appear for you, too.
[11:38] ---
    Wait!
[11:42] ---
    Taking out the trash in the mornings
    is quite hard work, isn't it?
[11:44] ---
    Kero kero kero...
[11:50] ---
    Stupid frog?
[11:52] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[11:53] ---
    Can I have that burnable trash, ma'am?
[12:00] ---
    Chew your food now, sir!
[12:02] ---
    P-Trash.
[12:04] ---
    It's... eating trash...
[12:08] ---
    Cute!
[12:13] ---
    Keroro: Go For It, Trash Bag, Sir!
[12:18] ---
    Hey, stupid frog?
[12:20] ---
    What is that little thing?
[12:22] ---
    Gero?
[12:23] ---
    Are you talking about P-Trash?
[12:25] ---
    Kululu developed him.
[12:27] ---
    He's a specially-made trash bag, ma'am.
[12:30] ---
    He's really cute, considering that
    Kululu made him!
[12:36] ---
    Hey, can you let me keep him?
[12:38] ---
    Gero?
[12:39] ---
    Aw, come on, please?
[12:41] ---
    You might find him a little
    difficult, Lady Natsumi.
[12:45] ---
    Difficult? Why?
SIGN    How To Keep P-Trash
[12:48] ---
    To keep P-Trash,
SIGN    3 Rules
[12:50] ---
    there are three rules you
    absolutely have to abide by.
[12:53] ---
    Rules?
SIGN    Trash
[12:54] ---
    First, rule one.
SIGN    Burnable trash
[12:56] ---
    From Monday to Friday,
SIGN    Recyclable trash
[12:58] ---
    you have to feed him the correct
    trash specified in this area.
SIGN    Bottles/Cans
SIGN    Burnable trash
[13:01] ---
    Basically, I just have to sort the
    trash according to the day, right?
SIGN    Recyclable trash
SIGN    Bottles/Cans
SIGN    Burnable trash
[13:05] ---
    That's easy!
SIGN    Recyclable trash
[13:07] ---
    Rule two.
[13:08] ---
    You have to take him for a walk every day.
[13:10] ---
    Take the trash bag for a walk?
[13:13] ---
    P-Trash is a living trash bag, ma'am.
SIGN    Living Trash Bag
[13:16] ---
    Lack of exercise is his mortal enemy, ma'am!
[13:18] ---
    I get it!
[13:19] ---
    Okay.
[13:20] ---
    Rule three.
[13:21] ---
    This is the most important one.
[13:24] ---
    You have to give him trash in the mornings.
[13:27] ---
    And absolutely not at night.
[13:30] ---
    That's just the same as putting
    the trash out normally.
[13:32] ---
    That's easy, too!
SIGN    Look of Superiority
[13:35] ---
    Yes? Ohh? Hmm?
[13:38] ---
    Huh? What?
[13:41] ---
    Ah... Th-This morning I did oversleep
    by accident, but... I'll be fine!
[13:45] ---
    I'll definitely stick to it...
    Come on? Please?
[13:51] ---
    All right, fine, ma'am.
[13:54] ---
    Yes!
[13:56] ---
    We'll be good friends, P-Trash!
[14:08] ---
    Morning, P-Trash!
[14:21] ---
    Here.
[14:22] ---
    Today's the day for unburnable trash.
[14:26] ---
    A trash bag that'll eat the trash for you?
[14:28] ---
    Now we won't have to worry about
    forgetting to take the trash out.
[14:42] ---
    No!
[14:44] ---
    Today's not the day for bottles and cans.
[14:47] ---
    All right.
[14:48] ---
    We'll take this home with us,
    and you can eat it another day.
[14:59] ---
    That's not a friend.
[15:01] ---
    Come on, P-Trash.
[15:06] ---
    Ahhh, I overslept!
[15:09] ---
    I'm going to be late!
[15:13] ---
    Sis!
[15:14] ---
    What about P-Trash's food?
[15:15] ---
    Ah, right!
[15:19] ---
    Uhh...
[15:20] ---
    Today's plastic trash, so...
[15:22] ---
    Detergent bottle...
[15:24] ---
    Styrofoam...
[15:26] ---
    Um, what else...
[15:33] ---
    I'm so tired...
[15:37] ---
    Sorry...
[15:39] ---
    I have... the day off tomorrow...
[15:42] ---
    I'll take you...
[15:43] ---
    ...for...
[15:44] ---
    ...a nice... long... walk...
[15:55] ---
    Oh, no!
[15:56] ---
    I haven't made dinner!
[16:01] ---
    Oh, good.
[16:02] ---
    He's sleeping like a good boy.
[16:07] ---
    P-Trash?
[16:09] ---
    There are no problems with him at all.
[16:10] ---
    He's sleeping soundly in my room.
[16:12] ---
    Really?
[16:13] ---
    Well, good, then...
[16:15] ---
    What? Is something wrong?
[16:17] ---
    It's bothering me.
[16:19] ---
    P-Trash's rules.
[16:20] ---
    Rules?
[16:21] ---
    Well, you absolutely have to
    separate the trash, right?
[16:24] ---
    But what about natto packs, for example?
[16:26] ---
    They're... burnable trash, right?
[16:29] ---
    But depending on the region, some places
    collect them as unburnable trash.
[16:35] ---
    And... you said that we can't
    give it trash at night,
[16:38] ---
    but when exactly counts as "night"?
[16:40] ---
    Is 3 am morning? Or night?
[16:44] ---
    Well, it's not exact like that, is it?
[16:45] ---
    That's the thing.
[16:47] ---
    There are all these rules about when
    and how to sort and put out trash,
[16:51] ---
    but actually, they're all pretty vague...
[16:54] ---
    I just hope that P-Trash's rules
    aren't absolute, either.
[17:01] ---
    Honestly.
[17:02] ---
    Fuyuki is such a worry-wart.
SIGN    Mohenjo-tarou's Occult Paraíso
[17:13] ---
    Sis?!
[17:19] ---
    Is that...?!
[17:21] ---
    No way...
[17:23] ---
    Stupid frog!
[17:25] ---
    Kojima! Not even close!
[17:25] ---
    It's so hot in here!
[17:31] ---
    I can't stop the energy counterflow!
[17:34] ---
    This is bad... At this rate...
[17:37] ---
    Sealed off up to F Block!
[17:39] ---
    K Block, too!
[17:41] ---
    What happened?!
[17:42] ---
    An enormous amount of energy suddenly
    started flowing into the base's defense systems!
[17:47] ---
    Kojima!
[17:48] ---
    Or, like, Yoshio Kojima?
[17:50] ---
    A-ppear!
[17:50] ---
    Got it.
[17:51] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    DANGER
[17:52] ---
    The source of the energy is...
[17:54] ---
    ...P-Trash.
[17:54] ---
    What's going on?
[17:56] ---
    Lady Natsumi... did you break
    one of the rules, ma'am?!
[18:00] ---
    Well... today I... just couldn't
    take him for a walk...
[18:04] ---
    Looks like that's not all.
[18:06] ---
    An envelope with a cellophane
    window on burnable trash day!
[18:09] ---
    A plastic bottle with the cap still on!
[18:12] ---
    And, worst of all...
[18:13] ---
    ...you let it eat trash at night!
[18:15] ---
    Gero!!
[18:16] ---
    That can't be! I never—
[18:19] ---
    Looks like it went fishing through the
    trash in your room a little while ago.
[18:24] ---
    Geez!
[18:25] ---
    You promised me so carefully
    that you'd follow the rules!
[18:30] ---
    What's your problem?!
[18:31] ---
    Who'd... think... that it would...
    end up like this?!
[18:34] ---
    Owowowowow...
[18:37] ---
    You two, now is not the time!
[18:41] ---
    It's half your fault, anyway, you dumbo!
[18:42] ---
    You couldn't wait to get rid of P-Trash so
    you wouldn't have to bother looking after him!
[18:46] ---
    Erk.
[18:46] ---
    But... all we did was break the rules...
[18:49] ---
    Why did it turn out like this?
[18:52] ---
    P-Trash is a recycling system for providing
    the energy this base needs to operate.
[18:57] ---
    A recycling system?
[18:58] ---
    Even in space,
[19:00] ---
    garbage disposal has been
    becoming a problem lately.
[19:03] ---
    Even black holes have usage fees
    attached in this day and age.
[19:06] ---
    Kululu-dono developed P-Trash
    to deal with that problem.
[19:10] ---
    P-Trash breaks down the garbage it takes in,
[19:13] ---
    and recycles it in order to power this base.
[19:16] ---
    But to circulate the energy efficiently,
[19:19] ---
    thorough separation is required.
[19:22] ---
    Just one tiny irregularity,
    and look at the mess we're in.
[19:25] ---
    I see...
[19:27] ---
    P-Trash movement detected!
[19:29] [SONG] ---
    I know I'll never see you...
[19:29] ---
    It has begun to move outside
    of the Hinata house!
[19:32] ---
    Or, like, broken curfew?
[19:32] [SONG] ---
    That's what I convinced myself.
[19:34] ---
    That's bad...
[19:36] ---
    If it keeps on eating garbage,
[19:38] ---
    this base is at risk of blowing up!
[19:38] [SONG] ---
    But really...
[19:40] ---
    Natsumi!
[19:41] ---
    Don't you have any idea
    where he might have gone?!
[19:42] [SONG] ---
    ...it was because I couldn't believe in myself.
[19:45] ---
    Natsumi!
[19:53] [SONG] ---
    On nights unlit by the moon,
[20:00] [SONG] ---
    I called your name.
[20:06] [SONG] ---
    On my eyelids, your silhouette
[20:14] [SONG] ---
    Wavers gently.
[20:21] [SONG] ---
    I'm glad that before the end of my dream,
[20:34] [SONG] ---
    I was able to find you at my windowside.
[20:46] ---
    It might have wanted to be
    beside others like itself...
[20:52] ---
    I'm sorry... for not keeping
    my promise properly...
[20:56] ---
    Let's go home together, okay...?
[21:03] ---
    The rain has lifted.
[21:10] ---
    Fuyuki! I'm off, okay?
[21:20] ---
    Hey, wait!
[21:25] ---
    I hope a day will come when we
    Earthlings can keep P-Trashes as pets.
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm okay.
    My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu Daijoubu
    Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Major win, major win.
    Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
    no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    And then, I know I shouldn't
    ask for this, but...
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    ...would you be my friend?
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    So don't erase my homeland.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Tanomu!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Please!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Tabun?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Probably?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Space is big, just how much about?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Why did you choose this place?
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (Ore meate?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (After me?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    This can't be a coincidence,
    not tonight as well.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Naked de pon!
SIGN    Please take what you want.
SIGN    Natsumi
[23:07] ---
    I'm Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
    To all you foolish Pekoponians:
    Digital TV is great!
SIGN    Digi-tare?
[23:12] ---
    It's pretty, and it's useful!
SIGN    Crack!
[23:14] ---
    Screens have gotta be 16:9,
    you know what I'm saying?
[23:16] ---
    Uhh... though, we're still 4:3. Sorry.
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
    You know Agguy's special attack?
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: The Digital Space
    Monster Attacks, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro Transforms, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!