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E29 - Natsumi & Koyuki's Youthful Energy on Stage, Sir! / Keroro: The Scoop is No Good, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    Autumn is the season of the arts,
    so we bring you a story about a play.
[01:35] ---
    What?! A play?
SIGN    What?!
[01:37] ---
    Did you say "play"?
[01:39] ---
    That's right!
[01:40] ---
    It's my first time directing,
    and I want it to be a success!
[01:44] ---
    Can you please help Yayoi?
[01:46] ---
    N-No, thanks! You should be talking
    to the Drama Club members!
[01:49] ---
    You don't need us...
[01:50] ---
    But it has to be you!
[01:51] ---
    The actor's agility is crucial
    to the success of this play!
SIGN    Kissho Academy Jr. High School Drama Club Presents: Peter Pan
[01:55] ---
    Peter Pan...
[01:56] ---
    That sounds like fun!
    Natsumi-san, come on, do it with me.
[02:01] ---
    B-But I... I can't...
[02:04] ---
    Let's do it!
[02:05] ---
    Please, Natsumi!
[02:07] ---
    Natsumi!
SIGN    Drama Club
[02:12] ---
    Peter Pan... I always knew
    you would come back to me...
[02:17] ---
    You must be looking for your shadow, right?
SIGN    Emotionless
[02:21] ---
    Emotionless...
[02:22] ---
    P-P-P-Peter...
[02:26] ---
    This is why I kept telling you
    I didn't want to do this!
[02:31] ---
    Natsumi & Koyuki's
    Youthful Energy on Stage, Sir!
[02:36] ---
    Sis?
[02:37] ---
    What happened to her?
[02:38] ---
    Well, actually, we're going
    to be helping the Drama Club.
[02:43] ---
    But... How should I put it...
[02:46] ---
    Oh, she's a terrible actor, isn't she?
SIGN    Terrible
[02:48] ---
    She's been bad at it since she was little.
[02:52] ---
    An honor student with exceptional athletic skills
    and incredible physical strength,
[02:57] ---
    but when it comes to acting,
[02:58] ---
    Lady Natsumi totally sucks. I see.
SIGN    Sucks
SIGN    Gero
[03:02] ---
    I'm perfectly aware that
    I'm not cut out for acting! I quit!
[03:07] ---
    I'm sorry...
[03:08] ---
    I didn't even think about
    your feelings when I accepted...
[03:12] ---
    It's just that I've never been able to
    act in a play with my friends.
[03:17] ---
    I thought it would be fun
    if we could do this together.
[03:22] ---
    That's why I was so happy
    when she asked us.
[03:26] ---
    But I'll be fine, really.
[03:28] ---
    I'm gonna make it on my own somehow.
[03:30] ---
    Koyuki-chan...
[03:35] ---
    I see you're planning to run away
[03:37] ---
    after crushing Lady Koyuki's
     feelings underfoot.
[03:43] ---
    Koyuki-chan. I'll try, after all!
[03:46] ---
    Really?
[03:47] ---
    Sis!
[03:48] ---
    Well... I think I'll get by somehow
    if I practice harder.
[03:55] ---
    Look, Wendy.
[03:57] ---
    Flying is actually an easy thing, see?
[04:00] ---
    Why don't you try it out yourself?
[04:02] ---
    Wait, Peter Pan... I don't think
    I can do it... I'm so afraid...
[04:11] ---
    Still emotionless.
SIGN    Still emotionless
[04:12] ---
    Boy, that was painful to watch.
[04:17] ---
    Stupid frog.
[04:18] ---
    The moment you step on stage,
    you have to lose your own identity.
[04:22] ---
    Yes... you become someone else,
    a girl with a Wendy mask on.
[04:28] ---
    Are you willing to take
    my special training program
[04:31] ---
    to make this play with
    Lady Koyuki a success, ma'am?
[04:34] ---
    Special training?
[04:36] ---
    The question is... are you
    willing to complete my training?
[04:42] ---
    You can do it, Natsumi-san!
[04:44] ---
    Okay! I'll do it.
[04:49] ---
    Hey. Are you sure this is
    gonna help improve my acting?
[04:53] ---
    You lack focus!
[04:57] ---
    What did you do that for?
[04:58] ---
    In acting, you must learn to detach yourself.
[05:01] ---
    Look at Lady Koyuki.
[05:03] ---
    She has banished all other thoughts
[05:05] ---
    and is concentrating just
    on stacking those matches.
[05:07] ---
    Now, try again!
[05:11] ---
    Your hands are too sloppy, you idiot.
[05:13] ---
    This is amazing.
[05:14] ---
    The terrifying sergeant is back.
[05:17] ---
    Hang in there, Sis.
[05:19] ---
    Although your training
    doesn't look meaningful...
[05:21] ---
    Just trust what the sergeant says.
[05:24] ---
    I have also had the pleasure
[05:26] ---
    of training under Keroro-kun several times.
[05:29] ---
    Dororo-kun, you're a tree,
    so don't move, okay?
[05:32] ---
    Okay... I got it.
[05:35] ---
    A peach isn't supposed to talk.
[05:37] ---
    A turnip isn't supposed to cry.
[05:40] ---
    Now that I think about it,
[05:42] ---
    all I got were dull roles
    with no speaking lines...
[05:46] ---
    Seems his trauma switch is turned on again.
[05:50] ---
    It's time for Sumomo's pop idol seminar!
[05:52] ---
    First, the basics of a cute pose.
[05:56] ---
    See?
[05:57] ---
    L-Like this?
[05:59] ---
    No, no. Raise your legs higher,
    stick out your chest,
[06:03] ---
    and bend your arms.
[06:05] ---
    L-Like this?
[06:07] ---
    And so, with help from the
    intergalactic pop idol Sumomo-chan,
SIGN    Uses for bread crust bread crumbs fried bread as an eraser
[06:09] ---
    and Lavie, who had a short stint
    as an actress here on planet Earth,
[06:15] ---
    Natsumi's hard work paid off
    and her acting improved dramatically.
[06:19] ---
    Oh, Peter Pan...
[06:21] ---
    I always knew you'd come back to me.
[06:24] ---
    It's as if she really is Wendy herself.
[06:24] ---
    You must be looking for your shadow, right?
[06:27] ---
    There isn't anything left
    for me to teach her, sir.
[06:31] ---
    You're kidding me.
[06:33] ---
    Finally, the day of the school play comes.
SIGN    The Drama Club Presents: Peter Pan
[06:40] ---
    Oh no... I'm getting butterflies...
[06:43] ---
    Don't worry! You've worked so hard.
[06:46] ---
    I'll be right here by your side.
[06:48] ---
    Koyuki-chan... yeah!
[06:51] ---
    Okay, we're about to start.
    Raise the curtain.
[07:01] ---
    Hey, stop. Be still, my beating heart.
[07:05] ---
    What was my first line, now?
[07:09] ---
    Oh, Peter Pan... I always knew
    you would come back to me.
[07:15] ---
    Sis!
[07:16] ---
    Natsumi-san!
SIGN    Akebono Diner
[07:17] ---
    Natsumi...
[07:22] ---
    I'm going to try it, Peter Pan...
[07:24] ---
    I'm going to believe that I can fly...
[07:29] ---
    I am Wendy.
[07:38] ---
    It's Saburo-senpai!
[07:41] ---
    Wendy?
[07:43] ---
    Natsumi-san?
[07:46] ---
    Oh... P-Peter Pan.
[07:50] ---
    I always knew you'd come back to me.
[07:55] ---
    You m-m-must b-b-be...
[08:00] ---
    Sis...
[08:01] ---
    Or, like, fishy weirdo?
[08:02] ---
    Wow, she is really bad...
[08:05] ---
    All that hard training went right out the window in a single instant!
SIGN    Hohohohoho...
[08:12] ---
    Oh... P-P-Peter P-P-Pan...
[08:12] ---
    Natsumi! You dreadful child!
[08:15] ---
    Natsumi-san... no, Wendy,
    get a hold of yourself!
[08:19] ---
    Wendy! Wendy!
[08:21] ---
    Cut, cut!
[08:23] ---
    You're terrible. Absolutely hopeless.
[08:26] ---
    What was all that practice for?
[08:29] ---
    Y-You stupid frog!
[08:30] ---
    Give me that!
[08:32] ---
    Oh, Peter Pan.
[08:34] ---
    I always knew you'd come back to me.
[08:37] ---
    You must be looking for your shadow, right?
[08:40] ---
    I've been waiting all this time
    for you to show up.
[08:45] ---
    Oh, Peter Pan!
[08:50] ---
    Oh, Peter...
[08:52] ---
    What the heck do you think
    you're doing here?!
[08:59] ---
    Who's that?
[09:05] ---
    They loved it.
[09:06] ---
    This is it!
[09:10] ---
    I don't know who you are,
    but keep the ad-libs going!
[09:14] ---
    Oh, Peter Pan.
     I always knew you'd come back...
[09:17] ---
    Why the heck did you come back?
[09:19] ---
    Well, actually, I'm not sure myself...
[09:21] ---
    Are you sure about this, Yayoi?
[09:23] ---
    Unplanned acts and ad-libs!
    This is what a live stage is all about!
[09:27] ---
    L-Lady Natsumi.
[09:29] ---
    Don't be so rough...
[09:30] ---
    Until you feel pain, you just won't get it.
[09:33] ---
    She's right. You're gonna get it, you pirate.
[09:35] ---
    Pirate?
[09:37] ---
    Yes, of course. I'm supposed
    to be the pirate, Captain Hook.
[09:42] ---
    And the show must go on
    until the curtain falls, sir!
SIGN    Soul of an Actor
[09:46] ---
    You puny little...
[09:48] ---
    I'll feed you to the sharks, sir!
[09:55] ---
    Wow!
[09:58] ---
    How dare you...? Stop flying around!
[10:01] ---
    Mr. Sergeant's really into his role.
[10:04] ---
    He is truly a fool for theatrics.
[10:06] ---
    No. He's just a fool.
[10:15] ---
    Stupid frog...!
[10:18] ---
    L-Lady Natsumi, this is
    just a play. A play, ma'am...
[10:27] ---
    Now!
[10:30] ---
    And so... thanks to Wendy
    and Peter Pan's brave acts,
[10:33] ---
    peace once again reigned in Neverland.
[10:36] ---
    Hurray! Hurray!
[10:39] ---
    Thank you very much, Wendy.
    And you, Peter Pan.
[10:41] ---
    We will always remember you
    as long as we live!
[10:45] ---
    Goodbye! Goodbye!
[10:49] ---
    Is that really how Peter Pan goes?
[10:51] ---
    I dunno...
[10:53] ---
    That was awesome.
[10:57] ---
    I was really worried there.
[11:00] ---
    I'm so happy for you, Natsumi-san.
[11:02] ---
    Oh, boy... She'd better be grateful to me.
[11:06] ---
    It's a good thing I was there
    to save the day.
[11:12] ---
    You just appeared in front of
    everyone like that.
[11:17] ---
    You think you're gonna
    get away with that?!
[11:18] ---
    Listen. From now on,
    you are forbidden to wear those
[11:22] ---
    stupid-looking suits of yours!
[11:23] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Banning of the Human Suit
[11:25] ---
    Without it, I can't even
    go buy my Gundam models, sir!
[11:28] ---
    That's the least of your worries.
    All the attention you drew
[11:31] ---
    led the whole Hinata
    household to a major crisis.
[11:33] ---
    What major crisis, you ask?
    Find out after the break.
[11:36] ---
    Please don't leave!
[11:47] ---
    It's been about half a year
    since we began our broadcasts,
[11:50] ---
    and Sergeant Keroro is
    feeling quite comfortable
[11:52] ---
    living here on Earth.
[11:54] ---
    Welcome to our store!
[12:00] ---
    Oh. I don't need a plastic bag.
     I'm eco-conscious, sir!
[12:06] ---
    Yeah... just a little too comfortable.
[12:12] ---
    Keroro: The Scoop is No Good, Sir!
SIGN    Shonen Alpha Captain Geroro
SIGN    Ooba
[12:20] [SONG] ---
    We came from a faraway planet!
[12:23] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[12:24] [SONG] ---
    We came here to the blue Pekopon.
[12:25] ---
    Mom...
[12:26] ---
    Shhh... Stop staring.
[12:28] [SONG] ---
    What the heck are we even doing here?
[12:40] ---
    Oh, no! How could I have
    let that happen?
[12:50] ---
    Have to be more careful.
[12:53] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero! Kero! Kero keroro!
[12:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero! Kero! Kero keroro...
[13:02] ---
    Did you get a shot of it
    when it exposed itself?
[13:05] ---
    I... I didn't get it.
[13:07] ---
    Darn! Sports Day...
    the Drama Club's play.
[13:11] ---
    What is that thing that keeps showing up
    at the Kissho Academy events?
[13:15] ---
    Introducing new characters!
[13:17] ---
    Three members of the
    Kissho Academy Newspaper Club,
SIGN    Kissho Academy Newspaper Club
[13:20] ---
    otherwise known as KGS,
    are stalking Sergeant Keroro.
[13:22] ---
    If we find out the true nature
    of that frog-head creature,
[13:24] ---
    we're gonna have a real big scoop.
[13:26] ---
    Yeah.
[13:27] ---
    I'm going to grab Hinata Fuyuki by his neck,
    and make him spill the beans.
[13:30] ---
    But we'll need a picture to prove it.
[13:33] ---
    All we need is...
[13:34] ---
    ...a simple fabrication.
[13:35] ---
    A fabrication can be defined
    as a lie that looks convincingly true.
SIGN    Fabrication
[13:39] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki. Doesn't this
    creature look familiar to you?
[13:45] ---
    Wow, that's one of the worst
    Photoshop jobs I've ever seen.
[13:49] ---
    Why, you... are you trying to deny it?
[13:51] ---
    We know you have a connection to him.
[13:55] ---
    Look here. A picture taken during Sports Day.
[13:57] ---
    And here's one when he
    broke into the school play.
[14:00] ---
    There're all kinds of people.
[14:03] ---
    You'd better not judge people by their looks.
[14:06] ---
    E-Evading our questions
    won't do you any good.
[14:09] ---
    We saw this frog-like
    creature go into your house.
[14:10] ---
    Um... well... uh... um... uh...
[14:14] ---
    That's right. Just admit to us
    that you know him!
[14:18] ---
    Knock it off, already!
[14:21] ---
    Fuyuki-kun says he doesn't know.
[14:23] ---
    If you have a problem with that,
[14:24] ---
    then you're gonna have to
    go through me...
[14:26] ---
    Nishizawa-san, never mind them.
[14:28] ---
    Let's go.
[14:28] ---
    Oh, Fuyuki-kun, you mustn't...
[14:31] ---
    W-Wait!
[14:34] ---
    If only I hadn't insisted on
    joining that school play,
[14:35] ---
    none of this would have happened.
[14:38] ---
    I feel like it's all my fault.
[14:41] ---
    It's not really anyone's fault, Koyuki-dono.
[14:45] ---
    Sarge! Did you go out again
    in that ridiculous suit?
[14:50] ---
    Gero?
[14:52] ---
    I guess you did.
[14:53] ---
    Well, I was looking for volume 9
    of the Captain Geroro series,
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[14:57] ---
    and I had to go to the next town.
[15:00] ---
    So you went out again looking like that...
[15:04] ---
    Lady Natsumi... You're kinda early today...
SIGN    Use Prohibited Do not use!
SIGN    Forbidden for the time being No dinner if you touch it
SIGN    Increased chores if you use it Forbidden
[15:12] ---
    And as you can see,
    Fuyuki-dono is now in a very tight situation.
[15:16] ---
    It's much more of a problem than that.
[15:19] ---
    This has major ramifications
    to our staying here.
[15:21] ---
    Who cares? Our first priority
    is to get back my Pekoponian suit!
[15:24] ---
    Otherwise, I won't be able to go out
SIGN    Comic books
SIGN    Gundam Models
[15:25] ---
    and buy comic books or Gundam models!
[15:29] ---
    He is still whining.
[15:31] ---
    Just ignore him.
SIGN    Warning
[15:37] ---
    Intruders have been detected
    on the Hinata household property.
[15:40] ---
    They sure didn't waste any time.
[15:44] ---
    Man, they've got guts, storming in here
    with only the three of them.
[15:48] ---
    Let us give them a big welcome!
[15:51] ---
    Yeah!
[15:52] ---
    Keroro-kun?
[15:55] ---
    They are to blame for my loss of freedom.
SIGN    False Accusations?!
[15:59] ---
    No... Actually, that's not true...
[16:03] ---
    All this pain and hatred will be
    directed towards those Pekoponians!
SIGN    Taking it out on them?
[16:10] ---
    But... you're just taking it out on them.
[16:17] ---
    We're in. Now we can get
    conclusive footage.
[16:21] ---
    I want a shot of that frog-like guy
    with Hinata Fuyuki.
[16:24] ---
    Leave it up to me.
[16:26] ---
    I don't care how you do it.
    We have freedom of the press.
[16:29] ---
    Roger.
[16:44] ---
    This feels great.
[16:49] ---
    I'll t-take a shot of that
    frog-head later.
[17:01] ---
    Who do you think you are, jerkface?
SIGN    Giro
[17:06] ---
    I hope the sergeant isn't too depressed.
[17:13] ---
    You've got it wrong if
    you think all I do is take notes.
[17:17] ---
    I, Tsukigami Chiruyo,
    am the most nimble person at KGS.
[17:22] ---
    The truth is,
    Fuyuki-kun's pretty much my type.
[17:26] ---
    But I've always kept it a secret
    from the Desk Chief.
[17:35] ---
    You fail as a ninja.
[17:38] ---
    You are still green.
    You must be more inconspicuous.
[17:57] ---
    What kind of room is this?
[17:59] ---
    Comic books and plastic models...
[18:01] ---
    It seems too childish for
    someone like Hinata Fuyuki.
[18:05] ---
    I'm sure there's a secret
    hidden in this room.
[18:09] ---
    Who would put a refrigerator there?
[18:12] ---
    How suspicious.
[18:13] ---
    My journalistic instincts
    are telling me that.
[18:26] ---
    Owwwww!
[18:31] ---
    Where am I? What just happened?
[18:35] ---
    Welcome to the Kululu Alter-World.
SIGN    Gohgohgohgoh...
[18:41] ---
    W-What's that?
SIGN    Gohgohgohgoh...
SIGN    Jealousy
[18:44] ---
    Jealousy. Send me jealousy
    from around the world, now!
SIGN    Gohgohgohgoh...
[18:51] ---
    Tamama top secret attack!
SIGN    I'm jealous of you Me, too. Me, too.
[18:53] ---
    Jealousy Shot!
SIGN    Jealousy Shot
[19:12] ---
    W-What next?
[19:17] ---
    You've got some nerve,
     following me around.
[19:21] ---
    Y-You're the...
[19:24] ---
    On top of that, you even bothered Master Fuyuki.
[19:28] ---
    You're not going to get away with this.
[19:30] ---
    Chief-kun.
[19:32] ---
    Guys...?!
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatama...
SIGN    Dorodorodoro...
SIGN    Girogirogiro...
SIGN    Girogirogiro... Gerogerogero... Dorodorodoro... Tamatamatama...
[19:41] ---
    I had no idea there were so many of you.
SIGN    Kulukulukulu...
[19:46] ---
    Thanks for volunteering for my experiment.
[19:50] ---
    Experiment?!
[19:51] ---
    You'll be the guinea pig for my latest weapon.
[19:53] ---
    W-What are you talking about?
[19:56] ---
    Just trust me.
[19:58] ---
    Click!
[20:01] ---
    You see? Looks good, doesn't it?
[20:14] ---
    I think they've all had enough, Sarge.
[20:16] ---
    Gero?
[20:17] ---
    Oh, Master Fuyuki.
[20:19] ---
    It's cruel to punish them more.
[20:21] ---
    What?
[20:22] ---
    Just when we're about to have some real fun.
[20:25] ---
    Please spare them, Sarge. Okay?
[20:28] ---
    Hmm...
[20:29] ---
    Well, if that's what Master Fuyuki wants.
[20:32] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
SIGN    Darn
[20:34] ---
    Click.
[20:44] ---
    Fuyuki-kun! Thank you very much!
[20:46] ---
    Thank you! Thank you!
[20:47] ---
    Hold it. We're gonna have to
    erase their memories.
[20:53] ---
    Please let them keep their memories.
[20:56] ---
    But, look here...
[20:58] ---
    We do not want everyone on Pekopon
    to find out about us.
[21:01] ---
    Don't worry! It'll be fine.
[21:06] ---
    The following day...
SIGN    Scoop! Mystery at the Hinata Household Aliens do exist!!
[21:09] ---
    You've gotta believe us.
SIGN    5 frog-type aliens!!
SIGN    Powerful space creature!
[21:11] ---
    There were five of those
    alien frog creatures!
SIGN    Underground secret base!
SIGN    Soldiers to invade Earth?!
SIGN    The leader's hobby is Gundam models!
[21:16] ---
    Believe me!
[21:17] ---
    How ridiculous.
[21:19] ---
    That sounds like something from a comic book.
[21:20] ---
    Let's see some proof.
[21:23] ---
    W-We're telling the truth, I tell you!
[21:25] ---
    We saw it with our own eyes!
[21:27] ---
    Frog-type aliens do exist!
[21:27] ---
    They completely turned their backs
    on Fuyuki's trust.
[21:30] ---
    But... no one in school believed them.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:06] ---
    I'm Taruru. I seriously admire Master Tamama!
[23:10] ---
    Members of the Keroro Platoon
    so heavily depend on him
[23:13] ---
    that they're totally lost without him.
[23:16] ---
    I'm serious. Master Tamama
    told me that in his letters.
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:20] ---
    In the next episode, a little
    Keronian greenhorn appears.
[23:23] ---
    "Tamama: The Boy Who Came
    From Planet Keron, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Momoka Wants a Nice Body, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!