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E80 - Keroro: Wow, Running Away from Home Is... Really Lonely, Isn't It, Sir?

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[00:01] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:01] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ah... Saturday night!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    AH... Saturday Night
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Today's our thrilling first date.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Waiting for you on the station platform,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Eki no hoomu de machiawase
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'll hold your bag! ♥
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Gimme the seat!
    What're you sitting down for?!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
    Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Love's gotta be give and take!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    It hurts to always be demanding.
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    And that's why
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Da - ka - ra
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll give...
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    ...sometimes...
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    tama ni
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    ...my soda...
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    boku no juusu o
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    ...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
[01:32] ---
    They say fighting is evidence
    that two people are close,
[01:34] ---
    and today at the Hinata household,
    those two are at it again.
[01:37] ---
    Look what you've done!
[01:39] ---
    Why do you always ruin everything?!
[01:42] ---
    My intentions were good!
[01:44] ---
    You don't have to get so mad about it!
SIGN    Shriek
[01:46] ---
    There's no way I wouldn't be mad about this!
SIGN    Stupid-Stupid-Stupid-Stupid
[01:48] ---
    You stupid, stupid frog!
[01:50] ---
    It takes one to know one, ma'am!
SIGN    Stupid-Stupid-Stupid-Stupid
[01:52] ---
    Stupid, stupid, demon Natsumi!
[01:55] ---
    They certainly are close.
[01:57] ---
    Shut up!
[01:58] ---
    Sorry...
[02:02] ---
    Keroro: Wow, Running Away from Home
    Is... Really Lonely, Isn't It, Sir?
[02:08] ---
    Okay, calm down, you two.
[02:11] ---
    What happened?
[02:13] ---
    He played ahead on my game without asking!
SIGN    Save
    Load
SIGN    Do you want to
    save your data?
[02:17] ---
    Not only that, he saved over my data!
[02:20] ---
    Thanks to that, I missed the event
    I was looking forward to seeing!
[02:24] ---
    Objection!
SIGN    Objection!
[02:26] ---
    The problem is that she sucks!
[02:29] ---
    By making progress with the game,
[02:31] ---
    I both conserved electricity and saved time!
[02:34] ---
    In fact, she should be grateful to me!
[02:37] ---
    What's the verdict?!
[02:38] ---
    You're in the wrong, Sergeant.
[02:40] ---
    What?!
[02:42] ---
    Of course!
[02:43] ---
    You don't make progress on people's
    games without permission!
[02:46] ---
    Now you know what you did
     was wrong, right?
[02:49] ---
    So I want a sincere apology!
[02:51] ---
    I don't accept the ruling!
[02:53] ---
    The judge is biased towards
    Pekoponians! It's not fair!
SIGN    Snap
[02:57] ---
    Gero?
[02:58] ---
    Snap?
[03:02] ---
    My limited edition bottle cap!
[03:05] ---
    Um... You know... it wasn't on purpose...
[03:08] ---
    It was on purpose!
    It was definitely on purpose!
[03:11] ---
    Get out of here!
SIGN    Emergency Meeting Justice for Us
[03:15] ---
    And so, I have decided that
    we should leave the Hinata house
[03:18] ---
    and establish a new base of operations!
SIGN    Emergency Meeting Moving to a new base of operations
[03:21] ---
    How can we invade Pekopon when we're
    living with someone who throws me out
[03:25] ---
    when I didn't do anything wrong?!
[03:27] ---
    Let us stand up for ourselves, men!
SIGN    Ahem!
SIGN    Crickets...
[03:31] ---
    Crickets...
[03:34] ---
    Huh? What's this?
[03:36] ---
    Am I boring you?
[03:38] ---
    Gero!
[03:39] ---
    H-Hey! We're in the middle of
    a meeting, Corporal Giroro!
SIGN    Ahem!
[03:43] ---
    Keroro, why don't you start separating
[03:46] ---
    our work from your
    personal problems already?
[03:49] ---
    We have no interest in getting
    involved in your squabbles.
[03:57] ---
    Giroro...
[03:58] ---
    Sheesh. What a cold fish.
[04:01] ---
    You understand me, don't you, Tamama?
[04:03] ---
    Yes, I do, Mr. Sergeant!
[04:05] ---
    I knew you would!
[04:06] ---
    Do your best, Mr. Sergeant!
[04:08] ---
    I'll be cheering you on
    from Momocchi's house.
[04:13] ---
    Wait, Tamama! Kululu!
[04:16] ---
    That was fast! Dororo!
SIGN    Ahem!
[04:20] ---
    What? A cardboard mock-up...
[04:29] ---
    What's with everyone?
[04:32] ---
    Nobody is willing to come with me?
[04:38] ---
    I'm leaving this place!
[04:40] ---
    Sergeant?
[04:41] ---
    I'm done counting on other people.
[04:44] ---
    Just don't come crying to me
    later on that you're lonely!
[04:48] ---
    Sergeant!
[04:50] ---
    I'm leaving the base. Take care.
[04:53] ---
    Lady Natsumi said I wasn't needed.
[04:57] ---
    Therefore, I am leaving the base.
[04:59] ---
    Sergeant!
[05:00] ---
    Don't stop me!
SIGN    Keroro deserts
[05:03] ---
    Keroro deserts!
[05:19] ---
    No one's... coming after me, huh?
[05:24] ---
    Hey, Sarge really did leave.
[05:27] ---
    I'm sure he'll come right back
    once he gets lonely.
[05:30] ---
    But I'm not letting him in until
    he gives me a proper apology.
[05:34] ---
    This doesn't have anything to do
    with their original argument.
[05:38] ---
    The problem is how they
    made it worse afterwards.
[05:41] ---
    I think I'm gonna check on him.
[05:48] ---
    What for?
[05:49] ---
    It was all his fault.
[05:55] ---
    First, I'll look for a
    new base of operations.
[05:59] ---
    The bigger the better, too.
[06:03] ---
    Two bedrooms, dining room, kitchen,
    25-minute walk from the station, 82,000 yen...
[06:07] ---
    One bedroom, living room, dining room,
    kitchen, 35 minutes from the station, 45,000 yen.
[06:12] ---
    One bedroom with kitchen,
    no bathtub, 20,000 yen.
[06:17] ---
    Gero...
[06:20] ---
    This world is insane!
[06:21] ---
    Why do you need so much
    money just to live here?!
[06:24] ---
    Darn it! Once I invade,
[06:27] ---
    I'm going to abolish paying for rent!
[06:33] ---
    S-Sorry.
[06:35] ---
    That wasn't on purpose...
[06:39] ---
    You want a piece of me, mutt?
[06:44] ---
    I don't have time to waste
    on the likes of you.
[06:47] ---
    Besides, you're chained up.
[06:50] ---
    Or... you're not?
[06:54] ---
    H-Help!
[06:57] ---
    I want Giroro... no, Tamama to help me here!
[07:01] ---
    No, even without my subordinates...
[07:04] ---
    ...I can handle this!
[07:06] ---
    Ungh!
SIGN    Dried Wheat Gluten
[07:13] ---
    Who'd like some wheat gluten?
[07:15] ---
    Who'd like some wheat gluten
    to feed your fish with?
SIGN    Dried Wheat Gluten
[07:22] ---
    Was that one of my brother's friends?
[07:38] ---
    Ouch...
[07:40] ---
    W-Where am I?
SIGN    Now Accepting Tenants
[07:44] ---
    Now accepting tenants...
SIGN    Now
    Accepting
    Tenants
SIGN    Now
    Accepting
    Tenants
[08:03] ---
    Nobody's...
[08:04] ---
    ...using it?
[08:20] ---
    I-It's not in the best condition...
[08:23] ---
    ...but it is nice and clammy.
[08:27] ---
    Oof!
[08:30] ---
    And there's water!
[08:32] ---
    Now you're talking!
[08:34] ---
    Yahoo! I have my castle at last!
[08:39] ---
    This shall become the legendary starting
    line of my new invasion of Pekopon!
[08:44] ---
    Whoa! Right now, all I have are dreams,
    the future, and my youth.
[08:49] ---
    Gero-gero-gero-gero-gero-gerori!
[08:52] ---
    Gero-gero-gero-gerorincho!
[08:57] ---
    Where did Sarge go?
[09:01] ---
    Who wants some wheat gluten?
SIGN    Dried Wheat Gluten
[09:04] ---
    Lavie-san!
[09:06] ---
    You're my big brother's friend's friend!
[09:09] ---
    Um, have you seen Sergeant?
[09:13] ---
    If you mean Keroro-san,
[09:14] ---
    he was heading that way.
[09:16] ---
    Really?
[09:17] ---
    That aside, would you like
    some dried wheat gluten?
[09:21] ---
    Well, you did help me...
[09:23] ---
    If you want to know where Keroro-san is...
[09:25] ---
    Thank you!
[09:26] ---
    U-Um...
[09:29] ---
    He's gone.
[09:31] ---
    Sergeant, where did you go?!
[09:39] ---
    It sure gets dark early...
[09:44] ---
    Light is the symbol of civilization!
[09:46] ---
    As long as I have light...
[09:50] ---
    Unbelievable... The Pekopon
    housing situation is insane.
[09:55] ---
    Once I... invade...
[09:59] ---
    ...I'll put their light switches...
[10:01] ---
    ...in a more convenient place for Keronians!
[10:04] ---
    I did it!
[10:06] ---
    It's on!
[10:07] ---
    This is the dawn of Keroro!
[10:09] ---
    I have water,
     I've staved off the dark,
[10:11] ---
    and I have a bright future
    ahead of me!
[10:14] ---
    When I think about it, the days and
    months have been long and hard.
SIGN    Squeeze
[10:18] ---
    Get to work!
[10:19] ---
    Gero!
[10:21] ---
    Gero!
[10:22] ---
    Right now!
[10:24] ---
    Gero-gero!
[10:26] ---
    That didn't happen!
SIGN    Lie
[10:27] ---
    I wasn't that abusive!
[10:29] ---
    But now I have attained wonderful freedom!
[10:35] ---
    Free-dom! Gerori...
[10:38] ---
    Well, I should get started.
[10:41] ---
    No one will interfere with me now.
[10:45] ---
    Slowly...
[10:52] ---
    1:100 scale, MG GM!
[10:54] ---
    Gero-gero-gero-gero!
[10:56] ---
    There's nothing better than living alone!
[10:59] ---
    Gero-gero-gero!
[11:04] ---
    Having totally forgotten
    about invading Earth,
[11:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro thoroughly
    enjoyed living alone.
[11:10] ---
    Is that okay, though?
[11:19] ---
    And so, after fleeing the Hinata residence,
    Sergeant Keroro has embarked on living alone.
[11:29] ---
    Finished!
[11:33] ---
    Gero?
[11:40] ---
    Face that way.
[11:47] ---
    I should have brought one
    that had more parts...
[11:54] ---
    I've got it! The latest issue of
    Monthly Alpha!
SIGN    Monthly Alpha
SIGN    Standing up
[11:59] ---
    Look how thick it is!
[12:01] ---
    With just one issue, my new
    Pekopon life will be complete!
[12:06] ---
    Let's see, what page does
    Captain Geroro start on?
SIGN    Brother, you've been alive all this time?!
[12:10] ---
    They made you think Captain Kiroro's
    squad leader's big brother
[12:13] ---
    died in the Pluto sea battle,
    but he's alive and well!
SIGN    I'm waiting for your support!
[12:28] ---
    I read the whole thing.
[12:31] ---
    I'll just stare at my GM...
[12:34] ---
    Slump.
[12:38] ---
    Anyone, dried wheat gluten?
[12:41] ---
    Bro's friend's friend's...
[12:45] ---
    Good evening, Lavie-san!
[12:47] ---
    Are you looking for Keroro-san, too?
[12:50] ---
    Tama?
[12:57] ---
    You... You... You...!
[13:03] ---
    Gimme a break!
    Like I can clear that level?
[13:06] ---
    The second I switch to hard mode,
    they come out from everywhere!
[13:10] ---
    Gero!
[13:13] ---
    Uh-oh... Did I break it?
[13:33] ---
    121, 122...
[13:36] ---
    ...123, 124...
[13:39] ---
    I'll pass on the broken ones.
[13:41] ---
    Uh... What am I doing?!
[13:48] ---
    I'm bored.
[13:51] ---
    Maybe if I put a nameplate on my door,
     someone will notice.
[13:54] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[13:55] ---
    Gero?
[13:56] ---
    Private Tamama!
[13:58] ---
    I'm impressed you found me!
[14:00] ---
    You really are living alone!
[14:03] ---
    That's great!
[14:05] ---
    Nah, not really!
[14:08] ---
    Given how strong I am,
    living on my own is child's play!
[14:11] ---
    I don't need anyone else!
[14:13] ---
    That is my Sergeant-san!
[14:15] ---
    Gero-gero-gero!
[14:16] ---
    By the way, did you know that
    Captain Geroro is on tonight at 6:00?
[14:23] ---
    Really?
[14:24] ---
    I did not think you knew,
    so I came over to tell you!
[14:26] ---
    Well, good luck!
[14:29] ---
    You're leaving already?
[14:30] ---
    You do not have to worry about me!
[14:33] ---
    I won't tell a soul where
    you are, Mr. Sergeant!
[14:39] ---
    Tamama-kun! Hey!
[14:41] ---
    You don't have to keep this
    a secret from everyone...
[14:52] ---
    This late already?
[14:58] ---
    He should just swallow
    his pride and come back.
[15:09] ---
    All right.
[15:13] ---
    Captain Geroro is funny!
[15:16] ---
    Look how weird his face is!
[15:19] ---
    He looks like you!
[15:21] ---
    How so?
[15:22] ---
    Your jawline.
[15:24] ---
    My jaw doesn't look like that!
[15:26] ---
    Look, right here!
[15:30] ---
    Maybe I'll go back...
[15:38] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[15:40] ---
    Maybe she's looking for me?!
SIGN    Maybe I'll go back...
[15:43] ---
    Maybe I'll go back...
[15:47] ---
    If I apologize now,
    I can go back to the house!
[15:53] ---
    L-Lady Natsumi!
[15:57] ---
    I just can't do it!
[15:59] ---
    If I back down here, I lose!
[16:05] ---
    But I should apologize...
[16:08] ---
    If I sincerely apologize, I'm sure
    Lady Natsumi will forgive me.
[16:13] ---
    But if I apologize now...
[16:16] ---
    I've decided!
[16:18] ---
    I'll apologize!
[16:20] ---
    Natsu...
[16:24] ---
    Gero! Kogoro! What are you doing here?!
[16:26] ---
    You can't fool Space Detective 556!
[16:30] ---
    Keroro! At last...
[16:32] ---
    ...you're living on your own!
[16:34] ---
    Let me know if you're ever in a bind!
[16:36] ---
    Although I don't have any money!
[16:38] ---
    Gero...
[16:39] ---
    I'm going to take back the
    transmitter Lavie put on you!
[16:42] ---
    I've only got the one, see!
[16:43] ---
    Ack! When did she...?
[16:44] ---
    I see...
[16:46] ---
    That's how Tamama found me...
[16:47] ---
    Don't worry! Even if the sun burns out,
[16:51] ---
    I won't reveal your whereabouts to anyone!
[16:53] ---
    No, actually...
[16:56] ---
    You don't need to keep it a secret.
[16:59] ---
    This is my housewarming gift. Just take it!
[17:02] ---
    Th-Thank you.
[17:04] ---
    Oh, it's just something I found outside!
[17:06] ---
    Well, it was nice seeing you!
[17:09] ---
    You're leaving already?
[17:10] ---
    Farewell!
[17:16] ---
    He's a noisy one.
[17:20] ---
    Gero! Lady Natsumi!
[17:25] ---
    Gero...
[17:35] ---
    I don't believe this.
[17:37] ---
    Where did he go?
[17:41] ---
    Sis!
[17:42] ---
    F-Fuyuki!
[17:43] ---
    Were you out looking for Sarge, too?
[17:46] ---
    N-No!
[17:48] ---
    I just went to the convenience store!
[17:52] ---
    Sis...
[17:59] ---
    It gets cold at night, huh?
[18:19] ---
    What are you doing, stupid frog?!
[18:22] ---
    Hey! Don't eat until it's time!
[18:26] ---
    Lady Natsumi...
[18:31] ---
    I'm hungry...
[19:05] ---
    Dark! I'm scared! Light! Light!
[19:08] ---
    Somebody!
[19:19] ---
    Help!
[19:23] ---
    Gero?
[19:24] ---
    A pile of underpants left behind
    by the previous resident!
SIGN    Shiver-Shiver-Shiver-Shiver
[19:29] ---
    I've had enough of this lifestyle! Enough!
SIGN    Shiver
SIGN    Shiver
SIGN    Tremble
SIGN    Tremble
[19:35] ---
    Who barged in here?!
[19:48] ---
    Nobody's here.
[19:50] ---
    But I'm sure I heard noises...
[19:54] ---
    What the...?
[19:56] ---
    What is this plastic model?
[19:58] ---
    G-Gero...
SIGN    Tofu
SIGN    Women's Bath
[20:07] ---
    Brother, thank you for being patient.
SIGN    Women's Bath
[20:10] ---
    Sorry to always make you wait.
[20:17] ---
    I sold a pack of dried wheat gluten today.
[20:22] ---
    Living on Pekopon is hard,
[20:24] ---
    but let's both do our best.
[20:26] ---
    After all, we're still young.
[20:32] ---
    556, the space detective.
[20:34] ---
    He fears nothing.
[20:36] ---
    Nothing except his little sister's kindness.
[20:59] ---
    Sergeant hasn't come back.
[21:04] ---
    We can't wait forever, so should we eat?
[21:07] ---
    Excuse me.
[21:08] ---
    Oh, Giroro...
[21:09] ---
    Natsumi, it seems you
    forgot to lock the door.
[21:15] ---
    Th-Thanks...
[21:20] ---
    That's strange. He could've done it himself.
[21:37] ---
    Where were you?
[21:39] ---
    Nowhere.
[21:41] ---
    Get in here. You'll catch cold
    just sitting on the stoop.
[21:50] ---
    I'm sorry.
[21:59] ---
    Gero?
[22:01] ---
    Gero!
[22:06] ---
    Hurry up and get in here.
    I'll reheat the beef stew.
[22:10] ---
    Gero! I'm starving!
[22:13] ---
    There, you see? I told you they were close.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Emotional issues, sir!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Why do you make that face?
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    I hate the way you say that!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    You really have always ticked me off.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    You know you're really stupid
    to get so uptight!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Shikamettsura nakittsura
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Even though we want to make up.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Nakanaori o shitai keredo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Kibun saiaku tomodaore
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    The more I grow to love you,
     the stubborner I get.
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    On this planet where we were
    lucky to meet,
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
    Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    In the twinkle of a star
    that we could be friends,
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    It's kind of nice to have
    a fight every now and then.
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    So don't go all red and blushy like that.
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
    rather stay here holding your hand.
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
    ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    These are my real feelings
    that only you know!
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    My emotional issues are
     as strong as ever, sir!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    Kokoro no mondai
    kyou mo junchou de arimasu!!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[23:52] ---
    This is Yayoi! And this
    is next week's preview!
[23:54] ---
    I'm Satsuki! What should we talk about?
[23:56] ---
    I know! Yesterday, I found a man who sells
    delicious baked sweet potatoes!
[23:59] ---
    Yesterday, I bought a new ear pick!
[24:02] ---
    I don't know if that's a good topic...
[24:04] ---
    More importantly, we have a gutsy tale
    of a super dreadnought next week!
[24:07] ---
    "Giroro: Bright Red, Gritty Days, Sir!"
[24:11] ---
    "Koyuki Fights to Protect the Person
    Who's Important to Her, Sir!"
[24:14] ---
    These two stories.
    How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!