E80 - Keroro: Wow, Running Away from Home Is... Really Lonely, Isn't It, Sir?
Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:01] [SONG] ---
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:04] [SONG] ---
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:04] [SONG] ---
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ah... Saturday night!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
AH... Saturday Night
[00:15] [SONG] ---
Today's our thrilling first date.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
[00:21] [SONG] ---
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:26] [SONG] ---
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
[00:26] [SONG] ---
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Waiting for you on the station platform,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'll hold your bag! ♥
[00:43] [SONG] ---
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Love's gotta be give and take!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
[01:05] [SONG] ---
It hurts to always be demanding.
[01:05] [SONG] ---
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
[01:10] [SONG] ---
And that's why
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Da - ka - ra
[01:11] [SONG] ---
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[01:11] [SONG] ---
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:16] [SONG] ---
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
[01:19] [SONG] ---
I'll give...
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Kimi ni
[01:20] [SONG] ---
...sometimes...
[01:20] [SONG] ---
tama ni
[01:22] [SONG] ---
...my soda...
[01:22] [SONG] ---
boku no juusu o
[01:23] [SONG] ---
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
[01:23] [SONG] ---
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
[01:32] ---
They say fighting is evidence
that two people are close,
[01:34] ---
and today at the Hinata household,
those two are at it again.
[01:37] ---
Look what you've done!
[01:39] ---
Why do you always ruin everything?!
[01:42] ---
My intentions were good!
[01:44] ---
You don't have to get so mad about it!
SIGN Shriek
[01:46] ---
There's no way I wouldn't be mad about this!
SIGN Stupid-Stupid-Stupid-Stupid
[01:48] ---
You stupid, stupid frog!
[01:50] ---
It takes one to know one, ma'am!
SIGN Stupid-Stupid-Stupid-Stupid
[01:52] ---
Stupid, stupid, demon Natsumi!
[01:55] ---
They certainly are close.
[01:57] ---
Shut up!
[01:58] ---
Sorry...
[02:02] ---
Keroro: Wow, Running Away from Home
Is... Really Lonely, Isn't It, Sir?
[02:08] ---
Okay, calm down, you two.
[02:11] ---
What happened?
[02:13] ---
He played ahead on my game without asking!
SIGN Save
Load
SIGN Do you want to
save your data?
[02:17] ---
Not only that, he saved over my data!
[02:20] ---
Thanks to that, I missed the event
I was looking forward to seeing!
[02:24] ---
Objection!
SIGN Objection!
[02:26] ---
The problem is that she sucks!
[02:29] ---
By making progress with the game,
[02:31] ---
I both conserved electricity and saved time!
[02:34] ---
In fact, she should be grateful to me!
[02:37] ---
What's the verdict?!
[02:38] ---
You're in the wrong, Sergeant.
[02:40] ---
What?!
[02:42] ---
Of course!
[02:43] ---
You don't make progress on people's
games without permission!
[02:46] ---
Now you know what you did
was wrong, right?
[02:49] ---
So I want a sincere apology!
[02:51] ---
I don't accept the ruling!
[02:53] ---
The judge is biased towards
Pekoponians! It's not fair!
SIGN Snap
[02:57] ---
Gero?
[02:58] ---
Snap?
[03:02] ---
My limited edition bottle cap!
[03:05] ---
Um... You know... it wasn't on purpose...
[03:08] ---
It was on purpose!
It was definitely on purpose!
[03:11] ---
Get out of here!
SIGN Emergency Meeting Justice for Us
[03:15] ---
And so, I have decided that
we should leave the Hinata house
[03:18] ---
and establish a new base of operations!
SIGN Emergency Meeting Moving to a new base of operations
[03:21] ---
How can we invade Pekopon when we're
living with someone who throws me out
[03:25] ---
when I didn't do anything wrong?!
[03:27] ---
Let us stand up for ourselves, men!
SIGN Ahem!
SIGN Crickets...
[03:31] ---
Crickets...
[03:34] ---
Huh? What's this?
[03:36] ---
Am I boring you?
[03:38] ---
Gero!
[03:39] ---
H-Hey! We're in the middle of
a meeting, Corporal Giroro!
SIGN Ahem!
[03:43] ---
Keroro, why don't you start separating
[03:46] ---
our work from your
personal problems already?
[03:49] ---
We have no interest in getting
involved in your squabbles.
[03:57] ---
Giroro...
[03:58] ---
Sheesh. What a cold fish.
[04:01] ---
You understand me, don't you, Tamama?
[04:03] ---
Yes, I do, Mr. Sergeant!
[04:05] ---
I knew you would!
[04:06] ---
Do your best, Mr. Sergeant!
[04:08] ---
I'll be cheering you on
from Momocchi's house.
[04:13] ---
Wait, Tamama! Kululu!
[04:16] ---
That was fast! Dororo!
SIGN Ahem!
[04:20] ---
What? A cardboard mock-up...
[04:29] ---
What's with everyone?
[04:32] ---
Nobody is willing to come with me?
[04:38] ---
I'm leaving this place!
[04:40] ---
Sergeant?
[04:41] ---
I'm done counting on other people.
[04:44] ---
Just don't come crying to me
later on that you're lonely!
[04:48] ---
Sergeant!
[04:50] ---
I'm leaving the base. Take care.
[04:53] ---
Lady Natsumi said I wasn't needed.
[04:57] ---
Therefore, I am leaving the base.
[04:59] ---
Sergeant!
[05:00] ---
Don't stop me!
SIGN Keroro deserts
[05:03] ---
Keroro deserts!
[05:19] ---
No one's... coming after me, huh?
[05:24] ---
Hey, Sarge really did leave.
[05:27] ---
I'm sure he'll come right back
once he gets lonely.
[05:30] ---
But I'm not letting him in until
he gives me a proper apology.
[05:34] ---
This doesn't have anything to do
with their original argument.
[05:38] ---
The problem is how they
made it worse afterwards.
[05:41] ---
I think I'm gonna check on him.
[05:48] ---
What for?
[05:49] ---
It was all his fault.
[05:55] ---
First, I'll look for a
new base of operations.
[05:59] ---
The bigger the better, too.
[06:03] ---
Two bedrooms, dining room, kitchen,
25-minute walk from the station, 82,000 yen...
[06:07] ---
One bedroom, living room, dining room,
kitchen, 35 minutes from the station, 45,000 yen.
[06:12] ---
One bedroom with kitchen,
no bathtub, 20,000 yen.
[06:17] ---
Gero...
[06:20] ---
This world is insane!
[06:21] ---
Why do you need so much
money just to live here?!
[06:24] ---
Darn it! Once I invade,
[06:27] ---
I'm going to abolish paying for rent!
[06:33] ---
S-Sorry.
[06:35] ---
That wasn't on purpose...
[06:39] ---
You want a piece of me, mutt?
[06:44] ---
I don't have time to waste
on the likes of you.
[06:47] ---
Besides, you're chained up.
[06:50] ---
Or... you're not?
[06:54] ---
H-Help!
[06:57] ---
I want Giroro... no, Tamama to help me here!
[07:01] ---
No, even without my subordinates...
[07:04] ---
...I can handle this!
[07:06] ---
Ungh!
SIGN Dried Wheat Gluten
[07:13] ---
Who'd like some wheat gluten?
[07:15] ---
Who'd like some wheat gluten
to feed your fish with?
SIGN Dried Wheat Gluten
[07:22] ---
Was that one of my brother's friends?
[07:38] ---
Ouch...
[07:40] ---
W-Where am I?
SIGN Now Accepting Tenants
[07:44] ---
Now accepting tenants...
SIGN Now
Accepting
Tenants
SIGN Now
Accepting
Tenants
[08:03] ---
Nobody's...
[08:04] ---
...using it?
[08:20] ---
I-It's not in the best condition...
[08:23] ---
...but it is nice and clammy.
[08:27] ---
Oof!
[08:30] ---
And there's water!
[08:32] ---
Now you're talking!
[08:34] ---
Yahoo! I have my castle at last!
[08:39] ---
This shall become the legendary starting
line of my new invasion of Pekopon!
[08:44] ---
Whoa! Right now, all I have are dreams,
the future, and my youth.
[08:49] ---
Gero-gero-gero-gero-gero-gerori!
[08:52] ---
Gero-gero-gero-gerorincho!
[08:57] ---
Where did Sarge go?
[09:01] ---
Who wants some wheat gluten?
SIGN Dried Wheat Gluten
[09:04] ---
Lavie-san!
[09:06] ---
You're my big brother's friend's friend!
[09:09] ---
Um, have you seen Sergeant?
[09:13] ---
If you mean Keroro-san,
[09:14] ---
he was heading that way.
[09:16] ---
Really?
[09:17] ---
That aside, would you like
some dried wheat gluten?
[09:21] ---
Well, you did help me...
[09:23] ---
If you want to know where Keroro-san is...
[09:25] ---
Thank you!
[09:26] ---
U-Um...
[09:29] ---
He's gone.
[09:31] ---
Sergeant, where did you go?!
[09:39] ---
It sure gets dark early...
[09:44] ---
Light is the symbol of civilization!
[09:46] ---
As long as I have light...
[09:50] ---
Unbelievable... The Pekopon
housing situation is insane.
[09:55] ---
Once I... invade...
[09:59] ---
...I'll put their light switches...
[10:01] ---
...in a more convenient place for Keronians!
[10:04] ---
I did it!
[10:06] ---
It's on!
[10:07] ---
This is the dawn of Keroro!
[10:09] ---
I have water,
I've staved off the dark,
[10:11] ---
and I have a bright future
ahead of me!
[10:14] ---
When I think about it, the days and
months have been long and hard.
SIGN Squeeze
[10:18] ---
Get to work!
[10:19] ---
Gero!
[10:21] ---
Gero!
[10:22] ---
Right now!
[10:24] ---
Gero-gero!
[10:26] ---
That didn't happen!
SIGN Lie
[10:27] ---
I wasn't that abusive!
[10:29] ---
But now I have attained wonderful freedom!
[10:35] ---
Free-dom! Gerori...
[10:38] ---
Well, I should get started.
[10:41] ---
No one will interfere with me now.
[10:45] ---
Slowly...
[10:52] ---
1:100 scale, MG GM!
[10:54] ---
Gero-gero-gero-gero!
[10:56] ---
There's nothing better than living alone!
[10:59] ---
Gero-gero-gero!
[11:04] ---
Having totally forgotten
about invading Earth,
[11:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro thoroughly
enjoyed living alone.
[11:10] ---
Is that okay, though?
[11:19] ---
And so, after fleeing the Hinata residence,
Sergeant Keroro has embarked on living alone.
[11:29] ---
Finished!
[11:33] ---
Gero?
[11:40] ---
Face that way.
[11:47] ---
I should have brought one
that had more parts...
[11:54] ---
I've got it! The latest issue of
Monthly Alpha!
SIGN Monthly Alpha
SIGN Standing up
[11:59] ---
Look how thick it is!
[12:01] ---
With just one issue, my new
Pekopon life will be complete!
[12:06] ---
Let's see, what page does
Captain Geroro start on?
SIGN Brother, you've been alive all this time?!
[12:10] ---
They made you think Captain Kiroro's
squad leader's big brother
[12:13] ---
died in the Pluto sea battle,
but he's alive and well!
SIGN I'm waiting for your support!
[12:28] ---
I read the whole thing.
[12:31] ---
I'll just stare at my GM...
[12:34] ---
Slump.
[12:38] ---
Anyone, dried wheat gluten?
[12:41] ---
Bro's friend's friend's...
[12:45] ---
Good evening, Lavie-san!
[12:47] ---
Are you looking for Keroro-san, too?
[12:50] ---
Tama?
[12:57] ---
You... You... You...!
[13:03] ---
Gimme a break!
Like I can clear that level?
[13:06] ---
The second I switch to hard mode,
they come out from everywhere!
[13:10] ---
Gero!
[13:13] ---
Uh-oh... Did I break it?
[13:33] ---
121, 122...
[13:36] ---
...123, 124...
[13:39] ---
I'll pass on the broken ones.
[13:41] ---
Uh... What am I doing?!
[13:48] ---
I'm bored.
[13:51] ---
Maybe if I put a nameplate on my door,
someone will notice.
[13:54] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[13:55] ---
Gero?
[13:56] ---
Private Tamama!
[13:58] ---
I'm impressed you found me!
[14:00] ---
You really are living alone!
[14:03] ---
That's great!
[14:05] ---
Nah, not really!
[14:08] ---
Given how strong I am,
living on my own is child's play!
[14:11] ---
I don't need anyone else!
[14:13] ---
That is my Sergeant-san!
[14:15] ---
Gero-gero-gero!
[14:16] ---
By the way, did you know that
Captain Geroro is on tonight at 6:00?
[14:23] ---
Really?
[14:24] ---
I did not think you knew,
so I came over to tell you!
[14:26] ---
Well, good luck!
[14:29] ---
You're leaving already?
[14:30] ---
You do not have to worry about me!
[14:33] ---
I won't tell a soul where
you are, Mr. Sergeant!
[14:39] ---
Tamama-kun! Hey!
[14:41] ---
You don't have to keep this
a secret from everyone...
[14:52] ---
This late already?
[14:58] ---
He should just swallow
his pride and come back.
[15:09] ---
All right.
[15:13] ---
Captain Geroro is funny!
[15:16] ---
Look how weird his face is!
[15:19] ---
He looks like you!
[15:21] ---
How so?
[15:22] ---
Your jawline.
[15:24] ---
My jaw doesn't look like that!
[15:26] ---
Look, right here!
[15:30] ---
Maybe I'll go back...
[15:38] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[15:40] ---
Maybe she's looking for me?!
SIGN Maybe I'll go back...
[15:43] ---
Maybe I'll go back...
[15:47] ---
If I apologize now,
I can go back to the house!
[15:53] ---
L-Lady Natsumi!
[15:57] ---
I just can't do it!
[15:59] ---
If I back down here, I lose!
[16:05] ---
But I should apologize...
[16:08] ---
If I sincerely apologize, I'm sure
Lady Natsumi will forgive me.
[16:13] ---
But if I apologize now...
[16:16] ---
I've decided!
[16:18] ---
I'll apologize!
[16:20] ---
Natsu...
[16:24] ---
Gero! Kogoro! What are you doing here?!
[16:26] ---
You can't fool Space Detective 556!
[16:30] ---
Keroro! At last...
[16:32] ---
...you're living on your own!
[16:34] ---
Let me know if you're ever in a bind!
[16:36] ---
Although I don't have any money!
[16:38] ---
Gero...
[16:39] ---
I'm going to take back the
transmitter Lavie put on you!
[16:42] ---
I've only got the one, see!
[16:43] ---
Ack! When did she...?
[16:44] ---
I see...
[16:46] ---
That's how Tamama found me...
[16:47] ---
Don't worry! Even if the sun burns out,
[16:51] ---
I won't reveal your whereabouts to anyone!
[16:53] ---
No, actually...
[16:56] ---
You don't need to keep it a secret.
[16:59] ---
This is my housewarming gift. Just take it!
[17:02] ---
Th-Thank you.
[17:04] ---
Oh, it's just something I found outside!
[17:06] ---
Well, it was nice seeing you!
[17:09] ---
You're leaving already?
[17:10] ---
Farewell!
[17:16] ---
He's a noisy one.
[17:20] ---
Gero! Lady Natsumi!
[17:25] ---
Gero...
[17:35] ---
I don't believe this.
[17:37] ---
Where did he go?
[17:41] ---
Sis!
[17:42] ---
F-Fuyuki!
[17:43] ---
Were you out looking for Sarge, too?
[17:46] ---
N-No!
[17:48] ---
I just went to the convenience store!
[17:52] ---
Sis...
[17:59] ---
It gets cold at night, huh?
[18:19] ---
What are you doing, stupid frog?!
[18:22] ---
Hey! Don't eat until it's time!
[18:26] ---
Lady Natsumi...
[18:31] ---
I'm hungry...
[19:05] ---
Dark! I'm scared! Light! Light!
[19:08] ---
Somebody!
[19:19] ---
Help!
[19:23] ---
Gero?
[19:24] ---
A pile of underpants left behind
by the previous resident!
SIGN Shiver-Shiver-Shiver-Shiver
[19:29] ---
I've had enough of this lifestyle! Enough!
SIGN Shiver
SIGN Shiver
SIGN Tremble
SIGN Tremble
[19:35] ---
Who barged in here?!
[19:48] ---
Nobody's here.
[19:50] ---
But I'm sure I heard noises...
[19:54] ---
What the...?
[19:56] ---
What is this plastic model?
[19:58] ---
G-Gero...
SIGN Tofu
SIGN Women's Bath
[20:07] ---
Brother, thank you for being patient.
SIGN Women's Bath
[20:10] ---
Sorry to always make you wait.
[20:17] ---
I sold a pack of dried wheat gluten today.
[20:22] ---
Living on Pekopon is hard,
[20:24] ---
but let's both do our best.
[20:26] ---
After all, we're still young.
[20:32] ---
556, the space detective.
[20:34] ---
He fears nothing.
[20:36] ---
Nothing except his little sister's kindness.
[20:59] ---
Sergeant hasn't come back.
[21:04] ---
We can't wait forever, so should we eat?
[21:07] ---
Excuse me.
[21:08] ---
Oh, Giroro...
[21:09] ---
Natsumi, it seems you
forgot to lock the door.
[21:15] ---
Th-Thanks...
[21:20] ---
That's strange. He could've done it himself.
[21:37] ---
Where were you?
[21:39] ---
Nowhere.
[21:41] ---
Get in here. You'll catch cold
just sitting on the stoop.
[21:50] ---
I'm sorry.
[21:59] ---
Gero?
[22:01] ---
Gero!
[22:06] ---
Hurry up and get in here.
I'll reheat the beef stew.
[22:10] ---
Gero! I'm starving!
[22:13] ---
There, you see? I told you they were close.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:23] [SONG] ---
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:27] [SONG] ---
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:30] [SONG] ---
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Emotional issues, sir!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Why do you make that face?
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
I hate the way you say that!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
[22:47] [SONG] ---
You really have always ticked me off.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
[22:51] [SONG] ---
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
[22:54] [SONG] ---
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
Shikamettsura nakittsura
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Even though we want to make up.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
[23:05] [SONG] ---
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
[23:05] [SONG] ---
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
[23:12] [SONG] ---
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
[23:12] [SONG] ---
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
[23:15] [SONG] ---
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
[23:18] [SONG] ---
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
[23:18] [SONG] ---
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
[23:22] [SONG] ---
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
[23:22] [SONG] ---
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
[23:26] [SONG] ---
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
[23:26] [SONG] ---
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
[23:32] [SONG] ---
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
[23:32] [SONG] ---
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
[23:36] [SONG] ---
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[23:52] ---
This is Yayoi! And this
is next week's preview!
[23:54] ---
I'm Satsuki! What should we talk about?
[23:56] ---
I know! Yesterday, I found a man who sells
delicious baked sweet potatoes!
[23:59] ---
Yesterday, I bought a new ear pick!
[24:02] ---
I don't know if that's a good topic...
[24:04] ---
More importantly, we have a gutsy tale
of a super dreadnought next week!
[24:07] ---
"Giroro: Bright Red, Gritty Days, Sir!"
[24:11] ---
"Koyuki Fights to Protect the Person
Who's Important to Her, Sir!"
[24:14] ---
These two stories.
How's that?
[24:17] ---
Ge-Gero!
No comments to display
No comments to display