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E320 - Natsumi: My Ideal Invader, Sir! / Pururu: June Bride, Sir?!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
[01:31] ---
    Do you normally find yourself
    judging things by their appearances?
[01:41] ---
    We got our invasion operation
    prevented again this week, sir.
SIGN    Sushi
[01:46] ---
    It won't be any different next week
    or the week after that.
[01:52] ---
    There's no way I'm going
    to let Earth be invaded.
[01:55] ---
    Not by invaders like you!
[01:59] ---
    They look ridiculous!
[02:02] ---
    Invaders... like us?
[02:09] ---
    Natsumi: My Ideal Invader, Sir!
[02:17] ---
    Stupid frog!
[02:18] ---
    You've forgotten your house duty!
[02:22] ---
    He's not here?
[02:23] ---
    Honestly...
[02:28] ---
    Wh-What... what's going on all of a sudden?!
[02:36] ---
    Who are you?!
[02:38] ---
    Hello.
[02:42] ---
    Pekoponian girl.
[02:43] ---
    Peko...pon...
[02:45] ---
    So... you guys are... aliens?
[02:48] ---
    Yes.
[02:50] ---
    Shun.
[02:53] ---
    Makoto.
[02:56] ---
    Reiji.
[02:59] ---
    Ryuusei.
[03:02] ---
    And I am Akira.
[03:08] ---
    We are singing, dancing idol invaders
    from a distant planet.
SIGN    Operation Maru-Otsu
[03:12] ---
    Operation Maru-Otsu.
[03:14] ---
    We're going to invade Pekopon.
[03:19] ---
    You must be joking!
[03:21] ---
    We're beset by other invaders already!
[03:24] ---
    We can't allow Earth to be invaded any—
[03:29] ---
    What's this... weird feeling?
[03:32] ---
    If these were the stupid frogs...
[03:37] ---
    ...I'd do whatever it takes to
    make sure they didn't invade.
[03:42] ---
    But this kind of messes with me...
[03:44] ---
    Gero gerori.
[03:46] ---
    Yes!
[03:48] ---
    The identities of the idol invaders
    are the Keroro Platoon!
[03:52] ---
    Foolish Pekoponian.
[03:54] ---
    Completely failing to realize that
    this operation was set up by us!
[03:58] ---
    Or, like, joyful prospects?
[04:01] ---
    It is really working on Natsumi!
[04:05] ---
    But are you sure this is going to be okay?
[04:06] ---
    A strategy that relies solely on appearances.
[04:10] ---
    This Invasion Substitute System uses
    freely-controllable Pekoponian-form androids.
[04:17] ---
    I used my research data to create invaders
    that I thought Pekoponian girls would like.
[04:22] ---
    However, I do wonder if it is acceptable
    to invade in such a manner...
[04:26] ---
    Non-non-non-non.
[04:28] ---
    Remember now.
[04:29] ---
    There's no way I'm going
    to let Earth be invaded.
[04:33] ---
    Not by invaders like you!
[04:36] ---
    In other words, if it's not invaders like us...
[04:40] ---
    Okay!
[04:40] ---
    ...it means we'll be allowed to invade, sir.
[04:44] ---
    Please, go ahead and invade, guys!
[04:47] ---
    ...is what she should say!
[04:49] ---
    I don't think that's quite how it works.
[04:52] ---
    Now... our battle is at hand,
    Natsumigeddon, ma'am!
[05:01] ---
    Yep. Perfect.
[05:02] ---
    What is?
[05:04] ---
    Ah! You're very used to this!
[05:07] ---
    It's standard for singing, dancing idols
    to be able to do chores nowadays.
[05:13] ---
    Sis...
[05:16] ---
    These guys are invaders, aren't they?
[05:18] ---
    Why are they doing chores?
[05:20] ---
    When I served tea for them just now,
[05:22] ---
    they just insisted on helping!
[05:25] ---
    Well, they don't seem like
    bad people, after all.
[05:28] ---
    And we can't just kick them out, can we?
[05:31] ---
    And the stupid frog's hopped off somewhere
    and ditched his duties for the time being, so...
[05:35] ---
    ...this is a real help! ♪
[05:38] ---
    I wonder where Sarge went...
[05:47] ---
    So, Reiji-san, you like military stuff!
[05:50] ---
    Ahh... well... I am an invader, after all.
[05:53] ---
    That's really something!
[05:55] ---
    I don't know much about that kind of thing...
    it really makes me respect you!
[06:00] ---
    R-R-R-Respect...?
[06:02] ---
    I baked some cookies for you
    as thanks for helping out.
[06:05] ---
    Please come in and have some!
[06:08] ---
    I'm amazed, though.
[06:09] ---
    Shun-san really likes his cookies.
[06:13] ---
    Seeing him enjoying them that
    much makes it worth making them!
[06:18] ---
    Wh-What is this... out-of-place feeling?
[06:22] ---
    And you, Ryuusei-san.
SIGN    Retort-pouch Curry
[06:24] ---
    If you're in there too long,
    you'll start to feel dizzy.
[06:28] ---
    Wh—
[06:30] ---
    N-No reaction?!
[06:35] ---
    Um... uh... I'm just...
[06:37] ---
    That's amazing.
[06:39] ---
    I'm all thumbs, so I can't make things
    like Gundam models very well.
[06:43] ---
    It's... really nothing
    when you're used to it.
[06:47] ---
    Wh-What's going on, sir?!
[06:50] ---
    Makoto-san!
[06:52] ---
    Don't hide over there.
[06:53] ---
    Why don't you have some cookies
    with everyone else?
[06:55] ---
    Huh?
[06:57] ---
    Yeah!
[06:58] ---
    She noticed me!
[07:06] ---
    What is going on, sir?!
[07:09] ---
    We're not doing anything different from usual,
[07:11] ---
    but she's not getting in our way!
[07:12] ---
    But it looks like it's going well!
[07:15] ---
    Natsumi... said she respects me...
[07:19] ---
    Simply changing my appearance has such
    a difference on the impression...
[07:22] ---
    I... I want a reaction!
[07:25] ---
    It does feel a bit wrong, sir, but...
[07:28] ---
    Anyway, we'll make our next move
    and see how it plays out, sir.
[07:31] ---
    Yeah!
[07:39] ---
    What's the matter, everyone?
[07:42] ---
    Natsumi-chan.
[07:44] ---
    We just had a message from our manager.
[07:46] ---
    He got caught by some kind of
    "Rare Beast Hunter" on Pekopon,
[07:50] ---
    and he's apparently being
    challenged to a marathon.
[07:52] ---
    And he doesn't know when it'll be over.
[07:56] ---
    We don't know where we can
    stay tonight without our manager.
SIGN    Breath-Holding Challenge
SIGN    Black Ink
     Wasabi
     Durian
    >>Curry<<
     Dirty Water
     Tamama's Farts
     Milk
[08:00] ---
    Come on... hurry up and
    give me a reaction!
[08:03] ---
    I guess we'll just have to sleep outdoors.
[08:06] ---
    Umm...
[08:08] ---
    If you don't have anywhere to stay,
[08:11] ---
    there's no one staying here tonight,
[08:13] ---
    so you can just use the place
    however you want.
[08:16] ---
    They're all here.
[08:18] ---
    Well...
[08:19] ---
    But... I think it would
    be unfair to the owners...
[08:23] ---
    They're just freeloading here.
[08:25] ---
    You don't have to hold back for them.
[08:29] ---
    Hold on a minute, Natsumi!
[08:31] ---
    It doesn't make sense
    that there's no one here!
[08:33] ---
    Aren't you worried about them?!
[08:36] ---
    They've been with you
    all this time, haven't they?!
[08:39] ---
    Don't you miss them?!
[08:41] ---
    Natsumi!
[08:48] ---
    You're kind, Reiji-san.
[08:52] ---
    It's okay.
[08:53] ---
    They'll just hop right back like always.
[08:56] ---
    They're just cooking up some
    stupid invasion plan, like always.
[09:01] ---
    Stupid...
[09:02] ---
    It's obvious.
[09:04] ---
    I'd be much happier if
    you guys used the place!
[09:08] ---
    Or, like, wasteless usage?
[09:10] ---
    It's a higher-than-expected
    girl-reaction from Natsumi-san!
[09:13] ---
    Could this... Could it really be...
[09:17] ---
    Calm. Calm.
[09:19] ---
    There's no way her attitude can be this
    different based only on our appearances.
[09:24] ---
    I need confirmation... right now!
[09:27] ---
    Of Natsumi's true thoughts!
[09:32] ---
    Reiji-san!
[09:33] ---
    What's wrong, Reiji?!
[09:35] ---
    Y-You can't...
[09:36] ---
    It's not time yet, Reiji-san!
[09:39] ---
    Natsumi!
[09:40] ---
    Yes?
[09:41] ---
    As my first step in conquering Pekopon...
[09:44] ---
    ...I will start by invading you!
[09:56] ---
    He finally...
[09:57] ---
    ...said it, sir...
[09:59] ---
    Nin...
[10:07] ---
    Okay, then.
[10:10] ---
    You're the kind of invaders...
SIGN    Love An Invasion With Love Will Save The Earth
SIGN    Shoten An Invasion With Love Will Save The Earth
SIGN    An Invasion With Love Will Save The Earth
[10:25] ---
    ...I maybe wouldn't mind being
    invaded a little bit by?
SIGN    Invasion Okay
SIGN    B
SIGN    U
SIGN    T
SIGN    Invasion Okay
SIGN    BUT ONLY if he's hot
[10:33] ---
    No, I don't think that's how
    Natsumi-chan meant it...
[10:40] ---
    Akira-san?
[10:42] ---
    Screw you!
[10:46] ---
    S-Stupid frog?!
[10:48] ---
    You've always gotten in the
    way of our invasions!
[10:53] ---
    How can you allow an
    invasion in just one day?!
[10:58] ---
    We trusted you...
[11:01] ---
    Is it how I look?! Is it how I look?!
[11:03] ---
    Is it?!
[11:04] ---
    I see...
[11:05] ---
    Gero.
[11:06] ---
    So this is what you were doing
    slacking off your house chores all day...
[11:12] ---
    But don't worry, stupid frog.
[11:15] ---
    I'll show you the reason I'm called
    Earth's last line of defense!
[11:31] ---
    And so, their operation, which came closer
    than any other before it to success,
[11:35] ---
    scattered away like a beautifully
    glinting shooting star.
[11:41] ---
    Excuse me. What's your occupation?
[11:43] ---
    I'm Chi—
[11:46] ---
    I am a nurse.
[11:47] ---
    What do you do on your days off?
[11:51] ---
    I'm so busy with work
    that I rarely get a break like that.
[11:55] ---
    I made the right choice coming today.
[11:57] ---
    I'm so lucky to have been able to meet
    such a wonderful woman as yourself.
[12:02] ---
    Flattery won't get you anywhere, I'm afraid!
[12:04] ---
    Pururu-chan, what are you playing at?
[12:10] ---
    Pururu: June Bride, Sir?!
[12:15] ---
    June Brides.
[12:17] ---
    They say that getting married in June
    brings you happiness.
[12:20] ---
    Or, like, lovey-dovey for Uncle?
SIGN    The 999th Marriage Meet Party
SIGN    Marriage Meet Party Hall
[12:26] ---
    They often say that June brides
    will find happiness.
SIGN    The 999th Marriage Meet Party
[12:29] ---
    I will be praying that as many of you here
    as possible are able to grasp happiness!
[12:36] ---
    Keroro-kun said he wanted to look into this
    "marriage hunting" that's popular on Pekopon right now.
[12:40] ---
    That's why I came to this party... But...
SIGN    Marriage Hunting
[12:43] ---
    Marriage hunting is...
[12:44] ---
    ...apparently what they call trying to
    meet other people so that you can get married.
[12:50] ---
    I hope you're watching, Keroro-kun.
[12:52] ---
    They're getting started, sir.
[12:54] ---
    Go for it, old lady!
[12:56] ---
    Or like, fighting alone?
[12:58] ---
    That said, for what reason is Mom-dono here?
[13:01] ---
    Lady Mom is our adult representative.
[13:03] ---
    I've asked her to explain things, sir.
[13:06] ---
    Hello!
[13:07] ---
    Just out of interest,
[13:09] ---
    what types of men are...
    attractive to Pekoponians?
[13:12] ---
    Well, let's see...
[13:13] ---
    Recently, "herbivore men" have been in vogue.
[13:17] ---
    Gero?
[13:18] ---
    Herbivore men?
SIGN    Herbivores
[13:21] ---
    I don't think that's what it refers to.
[13:23] ---
    They're slim, they have their own worlds,
    and they're serious and sincere.
[13:27] ---
    And they're not very proactive towards girls.
[13:31] ---
    Which means, out of this group,
    I'm the most in demand.
SIGN    > Herbivoreness
[13:35] ---
    Sincere, my foot...
[13:37] ---
    Conversely, the ones who
    are proactive towards girls
[13:39] ---
    are recently being called "carnivores."
[13:44] ---
    Looks like there's been some movement, sir!
[13:49] ---
    Nice to meet you!
SIGN    
[13:51] ---
    I'm Barimura.
[13:54] ---
    Uhh... my interests...
[13:57] ---
    I have a lot of those...
[13:58] ---
    I could list them for hours on end.
[14:01] ---
    Yes, speaking of hours on end...
[14:03] ---
    What is with this guy?
[14:05] ---
    I get that he's desperate, but...
[14:07] ---
    ...this isn't even getting me any data.
[14:11] ---
    Click.
SIGN    Organizer
[14:21] ---
    Okay, move on to the next person!
[14:24] ---
    What just happened?
[14:27] ---
    I don't really get it,
    but he suddenly went flying!
[14:31] ---
    That is because...
[14:35] ---
    W-Warrant Officer Bariri and the
    Invasion Substitute System?!
[14:39] ---
    Yes. That Barimura was
    Warrant Officer Bariri!
SIGN    Barimura = Bariri
[14:43] ---
    Why is Warrant Officer Bariri there?
[14:44] ---
    Wasn't the point of this for Chief Nurse Pururu
    to look into marriage hunting and monitor her?
[14:51] ---
    That was just an excuse
    to lure Pururu-chan out.
[14:54] ---
    Actually...
SIGN    Grand Operation To Support
    Warrant Officer Bariri's Love!!
[14:57] ---
    It was a grand operation to support
    Warrant Officer Bariri's love, sir!
[15:02] ---
    Lady Mom's role is that,
[15:04] ---
    when she thinks "Warrant Officer Bariri,
    you really screwed up as a man,"
[15:07] ---
    she's going to press that button, sir.
[15:10] ---
    When I press this button, you see...
[15:12] ---
    Click!
[15:15] ---
    I see!
[15:16] ---
    So that's why he flew up
    into the air just now!
[15:19] ---
    He's already beyond help
    unless we put him through some pain, sir.
[15:24] ---
    Gosh, everyone.
[15:26] ---
    I do apologize for displaying
    such unseemly conduct.
[15:29] ---
    I acted like fried prawn without any sauce.
[15:34] ---
    I think of Pururu-san so much,
[15:37] ---
    I get stomachaches from all the worry!
[15:40] ---
    Basically, it was interfering
    with his work so much,
[15:42] ---
    that Keron Army HQ ordered him
    to do something about it, nyuuuu.
[15:47] ---
    So that's it...
[15:48] ---
    So!
[15:49] ---
    You have the full cooperation
    of the Keroro Platoon, sir!
[15:55] ---
    Anyway!
[15:56] ---
    I have to get data on marriage hunting
    from as many people as possible!
SIGN    The 999th Marriage Meet Party
[16:00] ---
    Okay, I think I'd like us to move on to
    the "free time" portion!
[16:04] ---
    Go have a chat with whoever
    catches your attention!
[16:13] ---
    They're not very proactive.
[16:15] ---
    Are these what society calls "herbivore men"?
SIGN    Black Scene
SIGN    Video Number Two Hundred
[16:18] ---
    Excuse me!
[16:20] ---
    I brought you food and something to drink.
SIGN    High-Calorie
[16:24] ---
    Oh... I'm all right at the moment.
SIGN    Man A
[16:28] ---
    What kinds of foods do
    you enjoy, Purukawa-san?
[16:31] ---
    Let me think...
[16:33] ---
    I think I'd have to say sweet things!
[16:38] ---
    I love sweet things, as well!
[16:51] ---
    S-S-S-Sorry...
[16:54] ---
    That's all right. I'm not
    going to make a big deal out of it.
[16:57] ---
    That man is so desperate!
[16:59] ---
    He's like a carnivore,
     but he looks nothing like one.
[17:03] ---
    Excuse me.
[17:04] ---
    I would like to talk to
    some other people, as well.
[17:08] ---
    Click!
[17:17] ---
    He is flailing wildly,
    like an all-out Columbus.
[17:20] ---
    It's nothing new, but this awkwardness
    is just painful to sit through...
[17:24] ---
    Herbivore men, sir!
[17:27] ---
    Herbivore?
[17:28] ---
    The herbivore men that
    are in fashion right now!
[17:31] ---
    Pururu-chan should jump at one of those, sir!
[17:34] ---
    Herbivore men... I see...
[17:38] ---
    Look at me, Purukawa-san!
[17:42] ---
    I am... a herbivore!
[17:44] ---
    Right...
[17:46] ---
    That is not what it means!
[17:48] ---
    Th-Then...
[17:50] ---
    You are so very beautiful.
[17:53] ---
    Yes, like lettuce lined up in a store.
SIGN    Lettuce
[17:57] ---
    Lettuce... Well, yes, that would
    make you a herbivore, but...
[18:02] ---
    Wasn't that...
SIGN    Like lettuce
[18:04] ---
    Umm...
[18:05] ---
    Bariri-san?
[18:06] ---
    Yes? What is it?
[18:10] ---
    I knew it.
[18:12] ---
    You are Bariri-san.
[18:14] ---
    No... I...
[18:16] ---
    Why have you followed me here?!
[18:18] ---
    Leave me alone!
[18:20] ---
    Please, don't ever pursue me ever again!
[18:23] ---
    Click!
[18:28] ---
    He really is the epitome of a carnivore.
[18:31] ---
    He just doesn't realize
    how voracious he's being.
[18:41] ---
    Well, let's call the research
    done for now, I guess.
[18:45] ---
    I wonder if I went too far...
[18:48] ---
    "Ever again"...
[18:54] ---
    All right, everyone. Carnivore as I am,
    I'm going to give up on Pururu-san.
[18:59] ---
    Like a daikon radish that's absorbed soup stock.
[19:03] ---
    My stomach...
[19:04] ---
    Warrant Officer Bariri...
[19:06] ---
    Hold on a minute.
[19:08] ---
    You mustn't let it bother you so much.
[19:12] ---
    Some meat may be difficult to digest,
    but so are some vegetables.
[19:15] ---
    It's just like that.
[19:17] ---
    Serious feelings are
    sometimes hard to digest.
[19:21] ---
    It has nothing to do with whether
    you're a carnivore or a herbivore.
[19:25] ---
    But if you're serious about how you feel,
[19:28] ---
    I'm sure she'll be able to digest it someday.
[19:31] ---
    But first things first.
     You need to get your stomach looked at!
[19:35] ---
    I... I see!
[19:37] ---
    So that was it!
[19:38] ---
    It is like a pumpkin growing
    before my very eyes!
[19:42] ---
    You know, the guy who just left
    partway through...
[19:45] ---
    He was suffocating,
[19:46] ---
    but her having a guy who goes after her with
    that much initiative actually makes me jealous.
[19:50] ---
    There wasn't a single couple
    formed today either, was there?
[19:53] ---
    Such happiness to have someone
    who'll actively pursue you.
[20:07] ---
    A woman's happiness, huh?
[20:13] ---
    I apologize for all the trouble
    I have caused you all.
[20:17] ---
    I learned something
    very important thanks to you.
[20:19] ---
    Take care, Warrant Officer Bariri.
[20:22] ---
    Wait!
[20:23] ---
    Gero?
[20:27] ---
    Pururu-san...
[20:29] ---
    Bariri-san... I went too far.
[20:32] ---
    I'm sorry.
[20:34] ---
    Uhh...
[20:36] ---
    So... um...
[20:38] ---
    I'd... like to...
    make it up to you, I guess.
[20:44] ---
    Would you like to go for dinner
    together tonight?!
[20:47] ---
    Dejiru?!
[20:56] ---
    Pururu-san.
[20:58] ---
    Yes...
[21:00] ---
    I don't feel well in the stomach today,
    so dinner would be a bit difficult.
[21:03] ---
    Let's do it some other time.
SIGN    Massive Plot Twist
[21:08] ---
    Massive plot twist!
[21:11] ---
    Getting my stomach healed up takes priority.
[21:13] ---
    It is like glazed carrots!
[21:17] ---
    Huh? Don't tell me...
[21:19] ---
    But first things first, you need
    to get your stomach looked at!
[21:24] ---
    ...those brief words of Lady Mom's...
[21:26] ---
    Okay, then. Pururu-san...
    and the rest of you... take care!
[21:35] ---
    A fool! A fool!
[21:38] ---
    What... was that...
[21:41] ---
    June brides will find happiness.
[21:43] ---
    However, the road there can be endlessly long,
    and fraught with danger.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:24] ---
    Life in the past, as I imagine it,
[23:26] ---
    had no schools or companies,
[23:28] ---
    and they woke with the sunrise and
    slept with the sunset amongst nature.
[23:31] ---
    It's a wonderful image, but...
[23:33] ---
    ...there are no Gundam models!!
[23:35] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:36] ---
    Don't call me Kero-chan.
[23:39] ---
    "Keroro: Learn from the Past, Sir!"
[23:42] ---
    "Natsumi: Kindness is a Sin, Sir!"
[23:45] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:47] ---
    Ge-Gero!