E175 - Keroro: Dive Into the Plastic Pool, Sir! / Fuyuki & Natsumi: A New Morning Has Come, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:30] ---
    It happened on a hot summer's day.
SIGN    Pool with
    Koyuki-chan ♡
[01:33] ---
    Okay, I'll be back later!
[01:36] ---
    At that time, the sergeant was...
SIGN    Flip
[01:39] ---
    ...digilently continuing
    his days of strenuous labor.
[01:47] ---
    And... he thought...
[01:49] ---
    ...that he would get into a pool at all costs.
[02:00] ---
    Keroro: Dive Into the Plastic Pool, Sir!
[02:05] ---
    Whaaaa?!
SIGN    Whaaaa?!
[02:07] ---
    Impossible. Completely impossible!
[02:11] ---
    Let's go home, Koyuki-chan.
[02:13] ---
    Awwww, no...
SIGN    Garbage
[02:20] ---
    The mild, pleasant weather has passed,
[02:24] ---
    and Pekopon has entered
    its most cruel season.
[02:27] ---
    My pride and joy,
    my dedicated underground pool,
[02:30] ---
    was found out to be leeching off
    the Hinata house's water supply,
[02:33] ---
    and is currently unusable.
[02:36] ---
    The only method left to me...
[02:39] ---
    ...is most likely the most
    difficult of all methods...
[02:42] ---
    The pool? Ahaha, no thanks.
[02:46] ---
    See, I knew it. Not much
    hope here, as I thought.
[02:50] ---
    Don't say that! I think you'll
    definitely enjoy it if you go!
[02:53] ---
    No swimming! We'll just soak!
[02:56] ---
    There'll be other kids there!
[02:59] ---
    I'll pass.
[03:01] ---
    Straight-faced, but he's
    clearly in a bad mood...
SIGN    I've already reached the
    conclusion that I won't go.
    Surely you can understand that
    without asserting yourself even more.
    Can't you tell that if you do that it will just create unpleasant feelings...?
    I don't like what I don't like.
    Myself is myself.
[03:03] ---
    I can see it... I can see it!
[03:05] ---
    That all-too-insurmountable wall!
[03:09] ---
    Then a change of plan is called for, sir.
[03:11] ---
    Keroro Brain: Off!
[03:13] ---
    No no no no!
[03:15] ---
    I wanna go to the pool with Master Fuyuki!
[03:17] ---
    Sarge.
[03:20] ---
    You won't make any friends
    being noisy like that.
SIGN    Stunned...
SIGN    Silence...
[03:27] ---
    Sarge?
[03:28] ---
    It's fine... It's fine...
SIGN    I'm always just saying selfish things, anyway... I don't have a brain for anything except causing trouble for Master Fuyuki... I'm just a pathetic, green, stupid frog, sir...
SIGN    Depressed
[03:30] ---
    Never mind what I say...
[03:34] ---
    Never mind...
    I guess I'll go invade, or something...
[03:37] ---
    Just press some switches at random...
[03:39] ---
    All right, all right, Sarge...
    I'll go along with you.
[03:42] ---
    But I'm pretty sure the pools
    will all be packed, you know?
SIGN    Dialing... Hinata Natsumi
[03:45] ---
    We're just coming back.
[03:47] ---
    There's no chance of swimming there.
[03:50] ---
    Couldn't be helped, so I thought we'd come back
    and have a cold bath or something.
[03:53] ---
    Sorry, but could you fill the bath up?
[03:56] ---
    Okay.
[03:58] ---
    Well, that's how it is.
    Can't you settle for a cold bath?
[04:01] ---
    I want a pool. I want a pool. I want a pool.
[04:04] ---
    No longer capable of logic!
[04:04] ---
    I want a pool. I want a pool.
[04:06] ---
    A pool, huh... Oh, dear...
[04:09] ---
    Ah... Actually...
[04:12] ---
    If we did have one...
    I guess it'd be in the cave?
[04:17] ---
    The storage closet on the second floor.
[04:19] ---
    A chaos of indiscriminately
    packed items of Hinata history.
[04:22] ---
    Its common name: The Hinata Cave.
SIGN    Common name: The Hinata Cave
[04:29] ---
    The Hinata house never
    fails to surprise me.
SIGN    Tangerines
[04:32] ---
    Who knew this place harbored a pool?
SIGN    Leisure Pool DX
[04:36] ---
    Oh! There it is! No mistaking it!
[04:39] ---
    Hey, Red.
SIGN    Red?
[04:41] ---
    Yo, Red!
SIGN    Red?!
[04:42] ---
    M-Me?!
[04:43] ---
    Go for it! Go for it! Cor-por-al!
[04:53] ---
    So, this is what we successfully excavated.
[04:55] ---
    A Hinata relic, sir!
[04:57] ---
    Huh? This is a pool?
[05:00] ---
    Pekopon's quaint culture often
    defies expectations, sir.
[05:05] ---
    No, look at this!
[05:07] ---
    It's made to take air in through here!
[05:11] ---
    Go for it, Mr. Sergeant!
[05:13] ---
    Do your best, Uncle!
SIGN    Puff
SIGN    Puff
SIGN    Puff
SIGN    5 minutes elapse
SIGN    Puff
SIGN    Puff
SIGN    Puff
[05:26] ---
    My gills...
[05:27] ---
    Something's... wrong with my gills...
[05:29] ---
    Almost no change...
[05:33] ---
    Don't we use this thing?
[05:34] ---
    Mention that sooner...
[05:37] ---
    Oh! It's going in, it's going in!
[05:40] ---
    Good going, Pekopon!
[05:42] ---
    Pool! Pool! Pool!
SIGN    3 minutes elapse
[05:46] ---
    3 minutes elapse.
[05:51] ---
    I taste blood...
[05:52] ---
    I feel like it is more
    inflated than before...
[05:55] ---
    Hey, Red... Change places...
[05:57] ---
    Me again?!
[05:58] ---
    Why always me?!
[06:00] ---
    Good! Good! That's the way!
[06:02] ---
    How exciting!
[06:05] ---
    Nin, nin.
[06:06] ---
    Come on, come on! Stronger! Faster!
[06:10] ---
    A little... a little break...
[06:11] ---
    No! Keep going!
[06:15] ---
    I wonder where Sarge went?
[06:18] ---
    Did he just give up?
[06:22] ---
    Kululu!
[06:23] ---
    The commander's calling for you.
[06:27] ---
    A kids' pool!
[06:29] ---
    So we still had this thing!
[06:31] ---
    So? Where's Sarge?
[06:33] ---
    Right there? In front of you.
[06:35] ---
    Huh?
[06:35] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[06:37] ---
    Where? Where are you?
[06:39] ---
    Gero gero gero. Here, here, sir!
[06:43] ---
    Wow!
[06:44] ---
    The Hinata house pool is quite pleasant, sir!
[06:47] ---
    It is awesome!
SIGN    Utterly exhausted
[06:51] ---
    It was worth all the hardships we had
    to overcome to get this far, sir!
[06:54] ---
    This way is far more luxurious
    than any average pool!
[06:58] ---
    Well? Seem like fun?
[07:00] ---
    Yeah, looks like fun!
[07:02] ---
    Gero! Well, in that case... Lady Mois!
[07:06] ---
    Yes, Uncle!
[07:08] ---
    Fire!
[07:16] ---
    Perfect, wouldn't you say?
[07:18] ---
    Come on in!
[07:22] ---
    I threw in some swimming trunks for free.
[07:24] ---
    The things I do.
[07:26] ---
    Good luck, Fuyuki-kun. Fight!
[07:33] ---
    Wowww!
[07:35] ---
    Welcome, sir, Master Fuyuki!
[07:41] ---
    Yahoo!
[07:42] ---
    Woo!
[07:42] ---
    Take a good look at our majestic figures
    on the surface of the water, sir!
[07:48] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero!
[07:50] ---
    Wow, wow!
[07:57] ---
    But I can't swim!
[08:01] ---
    How is it, Master Fuyuki?
[08:03] ---
    Huh? I can breathe.
[08:05] ---
    That is thanks to the swimming trunks
    invented by my army, sir!
[08:08] ---
    Wow, that's great, Sarge!
[08:10] ---
    Uncle! Let me join in, too!
[08:14] ---
    Or, like, weightless feeling?
[08:16] ---
    Let's play to our hearts' content
    in our own private pool, sir!
[08:20] ---
    Yeah!
[08:24] ---
    It is perfect for training.
[08:29] ---
    I slightly "improved" the ducky toy!
[08:37] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[08:41] ---
    This feels so good...
[08:44] ---
    I never thought there was a whole universe
    in the place I played when I was small.
[08:48] ---
    Natsumi-san! Natsumi-san!
[08:50] ---
    Isn't this a pool?!
[08:53] ---
    How cute!
[08:54] ---
    I wonder who put this out?
[08:58] ---
    It's Sis and Azumaya-san!
[08:59] ---
    Koyuki-dono!
[09:00] ---
    Natsumi-san, let's get in!
[09:03] ---
    But this is a kids' pool...
[09:05] ---
    Gerohcrap.
[09:06] ---
    Not a problem!
[09:08] ---
    Clothes-Changing Art: Quick Change!
[09:12] ---
    Like a hurricane... in we go!
[09:14] ---
    W-Wait a sec, Koyuki-chan!
[09:17] ---
    Ahh, I'll have curry tonight.
[09:20] ---
    How is it, Natsumi-san?!
[09:26] ---
    Feels good!
[09:27] ---
    We're going to get crushed!
[09:29] ---
    I feel like she'd crush me deliberately
    even if she did notice.
[09:32] ---
    All men, retreat!
[09:34] ---
    Giroro! Can you hear me, sir?!
[09:36] ---
    A giant Natsumi... what magnitude!
[09:40] ---
    N-No, magnificence. She's perfect!
[09:42] ---
    We've lost him.
[09:43] ---
    This is an illness, now...
[09:45] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[09:50] ---
    Take that! And that!
[09:52] ---
    Ahh, no! You've done it now, Koyuki-chan!
[09:54] ---
    Gyaaaaah! Help me!
[09:57] ---
    Got you back!
[09:59] ---
    What?! I won't be beaten!
[10:02] ---
    It's the end of the world!
[10:04] ---
    I'm reliving my childhood!
[10:07] ---
    Natsumi-chan, your house's pool is great!
[10:11] ---
    Sis, please notice...
[10:13] ---
    I-It's hopeless, Master Fuyuki...
[10:16] ---
    Our screaming voices are like
    the farts of a goldfish!
[10:20] ---
    S-So this will be my grave...
[10:24] ---
    I couldn't have chosen a better way to go...
SIGN    Crack Crunch Crargkkle
[10:29] ---
    Just then, though it was
    like the fart of a goldfish,
[10:32] ---
    there was one brave soldier who
    discerned Giroro's dying screams!
[10:40] ---
    The cat?!
[10:41] ---
    Don't! Don't do it, kitty!
[10:51] ---
    Oh, dear...
[10:52] ---
    That's the end of that...
[11:00] ---
    The pool was fun, wasn't it?!
[11:02] ---
    It felt a lot bigger when I was small.
[11:05] ---
    I suppose there are times
    when being smaller is better!
[11:09] ---
    Sorry, sir, Master Fuyuki.
[11:12] ---
    Don't apologize, Sarge.
[11:15] ---
    It really... It really was fun... But...
[11:19] ---
    I've had more than enough of pools...
[11:22] ---
    No objections, sir...
[11:32] ---
    One morning near the end of summer break...
[11:35] ---
    Get up! It is time!
[11:38] ---
    Geromumble...
[11:40] ---
    Let me sleep a little longer...
[11:42] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[11:43] ---
    It is only another week.
[11:46] ---
    I'm full already, sir.
[11:49] ---
    We have to hurry, or we will be late!
[11:51] ---
    I can't eat anymore...
[11:58] ---
    Fuyuki & Natsumi:
    A New Morning Has Come, Sir!
[12:04] ---
    Wow, watermelons!
[12:06] ---
    To Aki, Natsumi, Fuyu-kun.
[12:09] ---
    The hot days continue.
    Have you been keeping well?
[12:13] ---
    I've grown some very large watermelons,
    so I'll send you a couple!
[12:17] ---
    Please all eat them together.
    From Grandma.
[12:22] ---
    Granny's watermelons are
    always so sweet and tasty!
[12:25] ---
    Yahoo! Let's all eat one together!
[12:28] ---
    That is indeed a marvellous watermelon!
[12:30] ---
    It looks sweet!
[12:32] ---
    Or, like, hydrate nicely?
[12:34] ---
    I'm looking forward to this, sir!
[12:36] ---
    Gimmewatermelon.
[12:37] ---
    Let's all eat it together!
[12:39] ---
    I don't remember including
    "invading frogs" in the definition of "all."
[12:43] ---
    Oh, what's the big deal?
[12:44] ---
    Let's split it with Kero-chan and the rest.
[12:47] ---
    Awwww!
[12:48] ---
    Thank you, Lady Mom!
[12:49] ---
    Let's all eat it together!
[12:51] ---
    Yeah!
[12:55] ---
    Please come again for another
    Keroro Platoon Sightseeing Tour!
[12:58] ---
    Why today, of all days?
[13:00] ---
    Then, we shall have some too.
[13:02] ---
    Let us gratefully consume the
    admiral's watermelon, sir!
SIGN    SPYCY Garam Masala
[13:07] ---
    Specially made garam masala.
[13:09] ---
    Well then, thanks for the food!
[13:13] ---
    I don't feel like I ate anything.
[13:15] ---
    What did you expect?
    We split it among everyone.
SIGN    Other name:
    Dorifu Cut
[13:18] ---
    Other name: Dorifu Cut!
[13:20] ---
    Let's cut the other one up, as well.
[13:22] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[13:24] ---
    Huh? That's weird. It's gone...
[13:28] ---
    Well, I never touched it!
[13:30] ---
    Huh?
[13:31] ---
    The stupid frogs are gone!
[13:34] ---
    I can't believe their nerve,
    planning to eat it all by themselves!
SIGN    Come here!
[13:41] ---
    And you have the nerve to come waltzing
    right back in?! Are you making fu—
[13:44] ---
    What do you think, Lady Natsumi?
[13:46] ---
    Ah! That's the watermelon!
[13:49] ---
    Gero gerori.
[13:50] ---
    Huh? Isn't it bigger than before?
[13:52] ---
    You hit upon a good point!
[13:56] ---
    I improved the breed so that it
    absorbs moisture and regrows.
[14:01] ---
    Now we can eat one
    as massive as we want.
[14:03] ---
    A pure-hearted gift from me for the evening cool,
    as thanks for the paper-thin watermelon!
SIGN    Midsummer Gift
[14:10] ---
    I declare loud and clear:
SIGN    I greet you amidst this hot weather.
[14:12] ---
    "I greet you amidst this hot weather!"
[14:15] ---
    This watermelon is for us?
[14:17] ---
    We'll all eat our fills, sir!
[14:20] ---
    You do have your good points!
[14:22] ---
    S-Sorry for suspecting you.
[14:24] ---
    If that's how it is,
    we'll grate...ful...ly...
[14:27] ---
    What on Earth?! Isn't it a bit too big?!
[14:30] ---
    Uncle! The watermelon's heartiness
    gauge is increasing rapidly!
[14:34] ---
    It's greatly exceeding anticipated levels!
SIGN    I can't eat any more
    I can't move any more
    I think I'll keep some for later
    Ohh, I'm so full
    That was just right
    I'm left a little wanting
[14:37] ---
    L-Looks like it's about ready for eating.
[14:39] ---
    I just need to stop the water and... Gero?!
SIGN    Running Wild
[14:43] ---
    The restraints!!
[14:44] ---
    Huh? It's not a fruit cap?
[14:47] ---
    It's for controlling the
    growth of the watermelon.
[14:50] ---
    Gero! Gero!
[14:52] ---
    Strange... I did tune it specifically
    for Pekoponian fruit...
[14:56] ---
    Watermelons aren't a fruit!
    They're a vegetable!
[15:01] ---
    H-Hey!
SIGN    Vegetable
[15:03] ---
    Ahh, let me down! Let me down!
[15:05] ---
    Gero?
[15:08] ---
    Whatintheworldwasthat?
[15:10] ---
    I shall assist!
[15:12] ---
    Run while you can!
[15:15] ---
    My glasses, my glasses...
[15:18] ---
    Stop! Stop!
[15:21] ---
    Dammit!
[15:23] ---
    We're going to be crushed by a watermelon!
[15:30] ---
    Water absorption hose severed!
[15:31] ---
    Watermelon down!
[15:34] ---
    Ah... We're saved...
[15:35] ---
    Gero.
[15:36] ---
    Why do you aliens always, always...?!
[15:40] ---
    Oh, my. That's a nice sound.
[15:42] ---
    It looks delicious!
[15:44] ---
    We can't waste it!
[15:46] ---
    Let's enjoy it together.
[15:48] ---
    One, two... Go for it...
[15:52] ---
    Please... no more...
[15:54] ---
    You eat it all up.
[15:56] ---
    I... think I'm going to
    become a watermelon...
[16:01] ---
    And the following morning.
[16:03] ---
    Get up! It is time!
[16:05] ---
    Geromumble...
[16:07] ---
    Let me sleep five more minutes...
[16:09] ---
    Are you going to waste
    all the effort we've put in already?
[16:12] ---
    Toooo harsh!
[16:16] ---
    See? They really are acting suspicious, Sis!
[16:19] ---
    Yeah... So they are...
[16:22] ---
    It looks like they're going out somewhere
    at a specific time every morning.
[16:26] ---
    There must be something behind this.
[16:30] ---
    Sis! Hurry, hurry!
[16:36] ---
    Where are they going, I wonder?
[16:39] ---
    This fog is really something.
[16:41] ---
    I've lost sight of them...
[16:43] ---
    Come on, let's go back already.
[16:45] ---
    I get a bad feeling about this.
SIGN    MJ Park #12
[16:50] ---
    "MJ Park #12?"
[16:53] ---
    Let's go and see!
[16:55] ---
    O-Okay...
[16:58] ---
    I didn't think there was
    a park around here...
[17:01] ---
    Hey, Fuyuki, don't just stop dead—!
[17:07] ---
    Mhh? What was that voice...?
[17:10] ---
    What in the world?
[17:11] ---
    Sis!
[17:12] ---
    It's amazing! I saw a
    weird creature over there!
[17:16] ---
    Th-There's...
[17:19] ---
    ...not just one of them!
[17:20] ---
    I wondered who was making so much noise.
[17:23] ---
    Master Fuyuki and Lady Natsumi?
[17:25] ---
    What is this place?
[17:27] ---
    A hyperspace for aliens, sir.
[17:30] ---
    We all do exercises here each morning
    so that the Pekoponians don't notice!
[17:34] ---
    Exercises?
[17:36] ---
    Were Pekoponians allowed here again?
[17:38] ---
    They can't guarantee their safety.
[17:40] ---
    No way!
SIGN    Giraffe Beer x 20
[17:41] ---
    Good morning,
    alien ladies and alien gentlemen!
[17:44] ---
    Good morning!
[17:46] ---
    Today we are broadcasting from MJ Park #12,
    Higashimachi, Planet Keron.
[17:52] ---
    That's my hometown!
[17:53] ---
    First off, let's all
    energetically sing a song!
SIGN    Giraffe Beer x 20
[17:56] ---
    Come on, Natchi, join in the singing!
[17:59] [SONG] ---
    An unthinkable morning is here,
[18:00] ---
    Three, and...
[18:05] [SONG] ---
    A morning of ambition.
[18:08] [SONG] ---
    With revenge in my heart,
[18:12] ---
    What is with this song?
[18:13] [SONG] ---
    Omura Boat...
[18:14] ---
    Sing it properly!
[18:16] [SONG] ---
    With the energy of the sun,
[18:21] [SONG] ---
    Your mellow attacks
[18:24] [SONG] ---
    Face the encroaching enemy,
[18:26] ---
    Why is it in a minor key?
[18:27] [SONG] ---
    And fire them off, a-hup!
[18:29] [SONG] ---
    1 !
[18:30] [SONG] ---
    2 !!
[18:31] [SONG] ---
    3 !!!
[18:33] ---
    Okay, here we go, radio exercise #1!
SIGN    Giraffe Beer
[18:36] ---
    Okay, here we go!
[18:44] ---
    Extend your arms, raise them wide by
    your sides, above your head, and stretch!
[18:49] ---
    Oh, this is actually pretty normal!
[18:50] ---
    1, 2, 3!
[18:51] ---
    ...or not...
[18:52] ---
    We can't beat those guys.
[18:54] ---
    As expected from a Nobystretchian!
[18:54] ---
    Space your feet apart
    and spin your arms around!
SIGN    Tabinobino-ian
[18:56] ---
    Come on, come on!
[18:58] ---
    Stop acting surprised and do it properly!
[18:58] ---
    1, 2, 3...
[19:00] ---
    Who knows what the other aliens
    might do to you if you are found out!
[19:00] ---
    Bend your body forwards and backwards!
[19:05] ---
    I know that!
[19:07] ---
    I have confidence in my flexibility!
[19:07] ---
    Gently build momentum, and...
[19:16] ---
    I-Isn't that too flexible?
[19:19] ---
    Open your chest wiiiiide and twist...
[19:25] ---
    1, 2, 3, 4...
[19:27] ---
    Big swing! 7, 8!
SIGN    Crrrkrkrk
[19:30] ---
    Bend your knees and spin
    your arms around rapidly!
[19:34] ---
    Circle!
[19:36] ---
    Circle!
[19:36] ---
    I feel like I've seen this somewhere before.
[19:38] ---
    Never give up!
[19:40] ---
    Spin your ears right around and really
    stimulate those semicircular canals!
[19:45] ---
    I-Is this really exercise?
[19:49] ---
    My eyes are spinning...
[19:51] ---
    Twist all your joints
    the other way at the same time!
[19:56] ---
    There's no way I can do that!
[19:56] ---
    Elbows, knees, soften them up!
[19:59] ---
    Oooof! Oooof, one!
[19:59] ---
    5, 6, 7, 8!
[20:01] ---
    Oh, good... This must be the end.
[20:01] ---
    And we'll finish up with a deeep breath...
[20:05] ---
    Deep breaths are universal
    to all species, I guess.
[20:08] ---
    Huh? I'm suddenly... feeling dizzy...
[20:10] ---
    F-Fuyuki... stand strong...
[20:13] ---
    I can't go on...
SIGN    Oxygen concentration falling rapidly
[20:15] ---
    Oxygen concentration falling rapidly!
[20:17] ---
    Amateurs.
[20:19] ---
    Yawn... glad that's over.
[20:21] ---
    I finally feel awake.
[20:24] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[20:25] ---
    Uh huh!
[20:26] ---
    Do you have your card at the ready?!
[20:28] ---
    Yep, I am fully prepared, of course!
[20:30] ---
    Today's the last day!
    Time to get my gift, sir!
[20:33] ---
    Stamp, please!
[20:35] ---
    Oh?! You've attended every day!
[20:37] ---
    You have done well!
[20:39] ---
    Congratulations!
[20:42] ---
    Here's your reward!
SIGN    Gift
[20:45] ---
    Jaaan!
SIGN    Gift
[20:46] ---
    Huh? A pencil?
[20:46] ---
    Woo! Woo!
[20:48] ---
    Some kind of space one?
[20:48] ---
    Yay! Yay!
[20:50] ---
    Nope, it's just a pencil, sir.
[20:50] ---
    Woo! Woo! Brooooommm!
[20:53] ---
    Uh... But...
[20:54] ---
    What's important is the proof
    that we kept on attending, sir!
[20:58] ---
    Right, Private 2nd Class Tamama?
[21:00] ---
    Yessir!
[21:01] ---
    Oh? I haven't seen you two
    around before. Your first time?
[21:04] ---
    U-Uhh... Y-Yes...
[21:06] ---
    Then you can have this.
SIGN    Gift
[21:08] ---
    Since today is the last day.
[21:10] ---
    Ah, th-thanks very much...
[21:12] ---
    Lucky... Lucky... Even though
    you didn't turn up every day...
[21:17] ---
    Keh! I'll blast your pencil away, darn you!
[21:20] ---
    Did you all spend your
    summer break meaningfully?
[21:24] ---
    It was frantic in all kinds of ways,
SIGN    2007 / 8 / 25 Admiral's Watermelons
[21:26] ---
    but it seems that at least Sarge
    and the others enjoyed it a lot.
SIGN    
SIGN    Gift August 31st (Fri) Today we did radio exercises. We all got gifts together, sir!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
SIGN    Certain Victory
[23:07] ---
    It is Dororo!
SIGN    HOMEWORK
[23:08] ---
    Have you all finished your summer homework?
SIGN    Running from the Reality of Homework
[23:11] ---
    I am sure that—
[23:12] ---
    Not yet.
[23:13] ---
    It is not over yet, my summer homework!
[23:15] ---
    My honorable leader!
[23:16] ---
    Isn't it a bit too early for summer
    break to end? I say it is!
[23:19] ---
    I would venture that you have not
    finished your homework, my leader?
[23:21] ---
    Gero!!
[23:22] ---
    N-Never mind that!
[23:24] ---
    Next week will be yet more
    summer break content!
[23:27] ---
    "Chibi-Kero: Farewell, Summer Vacation, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!