# E175 - Keroro: Dive Into the Plastic Pool, Sir! / Fuyuki & Natsumi: A New Morning Has Come, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4WK4Z/keroro-dive-into-the-plastic-pool-sir--fuyuki--natsumi-a-new-morning-has-come-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:30] ---**
It happened on a hot summer's day.
***SIGN*** Pool with
Koyuki-chan ♡
**[01:33] ---**
Okay, I'll be back later!
**[01:36] ---**
At that time, the sergeant was...
***SIGN*** Flip
**[01:39] ---**
...digilently continuing
his days of strenuous labor.
**[01:47] ---**
And... he thought...
**[01:49] ---**
...that he would get into a pool at all costs.
**[02:00] ---**
Keroro: Dive Into the Plastic Pool, Sir!
**[02:05] ---**
Whaaaa?!
***SIGN*** Whaaaa?!
**[02:07] ---**
Impossible. Completely impossible!
**[02:11] ---**
Let's go home, Koyuki-chan.
**[02:13] ---**
Awwww, no...
***SIGN*** Garbage
**[02:20] ---**
The mild, pleasant weather has passed,
**[02:24] ---**
and Pekopon has entered
its most cruel season.
**[02:27] ---**
My pride and joy,
my dedicated underground pool,
**[02:30] ---**
was found out to be leeching off
the Hinata house's water supply,
**[02:33] ---**
and is currently unusable.
**[02:36] ---**
The only method left to me...
**[02:39] ---**
...is most likely the most
difficult of all methods...
**[02:42] ---**
The pool? Ahaha, no thanks.
**[02:46] ---**
See, I knew it. Not much
hope here, as I thought.
**[02:50] ---**
Don't say that! I think you'll
definitely enjoy it if you go!
**[02:53] ---**
No swimming! We'll just soak!
**[02:56] ---**
There'll be other kids there!
**[02:59] ---**
I'll pass.
**[03:01] ---**
Straight-faced, but he's
clearly in a bad mood...
***SIGN*** I've already reached the
conclusion that I won't go.
Surely you can understand that
without asserting yourself even more.
Can't you tell that if you do that it will just create unpleasant feelings...?
I don't like what I don't like.
Myself is myself.
**[03:03] ---**
I can see it... I can see it!
**[03:05] ---**
That all-too-insurmountable wall!
**[03:09] ---**
Then a change of plan is called for, sir.
**[03:11] ---**
Keroro Brain: Off!
**[03:13] ---**
No no no no!
**[03:15] ---**
I wanna go to the pool with Master Fuyuki!
**[03:17] ---**
Sarge.
**[03:20] ---**
You won't make any friends
being noisy like that.
***SIGN*** Stunned...
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[03:27] ---**
Sarge?
**[03:28] ---**
It's fine... It's fine...
***SIGN*** I'm always just saying selfish things, anyway... I don't have a brain for anything except causing trouble for Master Fuyuki... I'm just a pathetic, green, stupid frog, sir...
***SIGN*** Depressed
**[03:30] ---**
Never mind what I say...
**[03:34] ---**
Never mind...
I guess I'll go invade, or something...
**[03:37] ---**
Just press some switches at random...
**[03:39] ---**
All right, all right, Sarge...
I'll go along with you.
**[03:42] ---**
But I'm pretty sure the pools
will all be packed, you know?
***SIGN*** Dialing... Hinata Natsumi
**[03:45] ---**
We're just coming back.
**[03:47] ---**
There's no chance of swimming there.
**[03:50] ---**
Couldn't be helped, so I thought we'd come back
and have a cold bath or something.
**[03:53] ---**
Sorry, but could you fill the bath up?
**[03:56] ---**
Okay.
**[03:58] ---**
Well, that's how it is.
Can't you settle for a cold bath?
**[04:01] ---**
I want a pool. I want a pool. I want a pool.
**[04:04] ---**
No longer capable of logic!
**[04:04] ---**
I want a pool. I want a pool.
**[04:06] ---**
A pool, huh... Oh, dear...
**[04:09] ---**
Ah... Actually...
**[04:12] ---**
If we did have one...
I guess it'd be in the cave?
**[04:17] ---**
The storage closet on the second floor.
**[04:19] ---**
A chaos of indiscriminately
packed items of Hinata history.
**[04:22] ---**
Its common name: The Hinata Cave.
***SIGN*** Common name: The Hinata Cave
**[04:29] ---**
The Hinata house never
fails to surprise me.
***SIGN*** Tangerines
**[04:32] ---**
Who knew this place harbored a pool?
***SIGN*** Leisure Pool DX
**[04:36] ---**
Oh! There it is! No mistaking it!
**[04:39] ---**
Hey, Red.
***SIGN*** Red?
**[04:41] ---**
Yo, Red!
***SIGN*** Red?!
**[04:42] ---**
M-Me?!
**[04:43] ---**
Go for it! Go for it! Cor-por-al!
**[04:53] ---**
So, this is what we successfully excavated.
**[04:55] ---**
A Hinata relic, sir!
**[04:57] ---**
Huh? This is a pool?
**[05:00] ---**
Pekopon's quaint culture often
defies expectations, sir.
**[05:05] ---**
No, look at this!
**[05:07] ---**
It's made to take air in through here!
**[05:11] ---**
Go for it, Mr. Sergeant!
**[05:13] ---**
Do your best, Uncle!
***SIGN*** Puff
***SIGN*** Puff
***SIGN*** Puff
***SIGN*** 5 minutes elapse
***SIGN*** Puff
***SIGN*** Puff
***SIGN*** Puff
**[05:26] ---**
My gills...
**[05:27] ---**
Something's... wrong with my gills...
**[05:29] ---**
Almost no change...
**[05:33] ---**
Don't we use this thing?
**[05:34] ---**
Mention that sooner...
**[05:37] ---**
Oh! It's going in, it's going in!
**[05:40] ---**
Good going, Pekopon!
**[05:42] ---**
Pool! Pool! Pool!
***SIGN*** 3 minutes elapse
**[05:46] ---**
3 minutes elapse.
**[05:51] ---**
I taste blood...
**[05:52] ---**
I feel like it is more
inflated than before...
**[05:55] ---**
Hey, Red... Change places...
**[05:57] ---**
Me again?!
**[05:58] ---**
Why always me?!
**[06:00] ---**
Good! Good! That's the way!
**[06:02] ---**
How exciting!
**[06:05] ---**
Nin, nin.
**[06:06] ---**
Come on, come on! Stronger! Faster!
**[06:10] ---**
A little... a little break...
**[06:11] ---**
No! Keep going!
**[06:15] ---**
I wonder where Sarge went?
**[06:18] ---**
Did he just give up?
**[06:22] ---**
Kululu!
**[06:23] ---**
The commander's calling for you.
**[06:27] ---**
A kids' pool!
**[06:29] ---**
So we still had this thing!
**[06:31] ---**
So? Where's Sarge?
**[06:33] ---**
Right there? In front of you.
**[06:35] ---**
Huh?
**[06:35] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[06:37] ---**
Where? Where are you?
**[06:39] ---**
Gero gero gero. Here, here, sir!
**[06:43] ---**
Wow!
**[06:44] ---**
The Hinata house pool is quite pleasant, sir!
**[06:47] ---**
It is awesome!
***SIGN*** Utterly exhausted
**[06:51] ---**
It was worth all the hardships we had
to overcome to get this far, sir!
**[06:54] ---**
This way is far more luxurious
than any average pool!
**[06:58] ---**
Well? Seem like fun?
**[07:00] ---**
Yeah, looks like fun!
**[07:02] ---**
Gero! Well, in that case... Lady Mois!
**[07:06] ---**
Yes, Uncle!
**[07:08] ---**
Fire!
**[07:16] ---**
Perfect, wouldn't you say?
**[07:18] ---**
Come on in!
**[07:22] ---**
I threw in some swimming trunks for free.
**[07:24] ---**
The things I do.
**[07:26] ---**
Good luck, Fuyuki-kun. Fight!
**[07:33] ---**
Wowww!
**[07:35] ---**
Welcome, sir, Master Fuyuki!
**[07:41] ---**
Yahoo!
**[07:42] ---**
Woo!
**[07:42] ---**
Take a good look at our majestic figures
on the surface of the water, sir!
**[07:48] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero!
**[07:50] ---**
Wow, wow!
**[07:57] ---**
But I can't swim!
**[08:01] ---**
How is it, Master Fuyuki?
**[08:03] ---**
Huh? I can breathe.
**[08:05] ---**
That is thanks to the swimming trunks
invented by my army, sir!
**[08:08] ---**
Wow, that's great, Sarge!
**[08:10] ---**
Uncle! Let me join in, too!
**[08:14] ---**
Or, like, weightless feeling?
**[08:16] ---**
Let's play to our hearts' content
in our own private pool, sir!
**[08:20] ---**
Yeah!
**[08:24] ---**
It is perfect for training.
**[08:29] ---**
I slightly "improved" the ducky toy!
**[08:37] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[08:41] ---**
This feels so good...
**[08:44] ---**
I never thought there was a whole universe
in the place I played when I was small.
**[08:48] ---**
Natsumi-san! Natsumi-san!
**[08:50] ---**
Isn't this a pool?!
**[08:53] ---**
How cute!
**[08:54] ---**
I wonder who put this out?
**[08:58] ---**
It's Sis and Azumaya-san!
**[08:59] ---**
Koyuki-dono!
**[09:00] ---**
Natsumi-san, let's get in!
**[09:03] ---**
But this is a kids' pool...
**[09:05] ---**
Gerohcrap.
**[09:06] ---**
Not a problem!
**[09:08] ---**
Clothes-Changing Art: Quick Change!
**[09:12] ---**
Like a hurricane... in we go!
**[09:14] ---**
W-Wait a sec, Koyuki-chan!
**[09:17] ---**
Ahh, I'll have curry tonight.
**[09:20] ---**
How is it, Natsumi-san?!
**[09:26] ---**
Feels good!
**[09:27] ---**
We're going to get crushed!
**[09:29] ---**
I feel like she'd crush me deliberately
even if she *did* notice.
**[09:32] ---**
All men, retreat!
**[09:34] ---**
Giroro! Can you hear me, sir?!
**[09:36] ---**
A giant Natsumi... what magnitude!
**[09:40] ---**
N-No, magnificence. She's perfect!
**[09:42] ---**
We've lost him.
**[09:43] ---**
This is an illness, now...
**[09:45] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[09:50] ---**
Take that! And that!
**[09:52] ---**
Ahh, no! You've done it now, Koyuki-chan!
**[09:54] ---**
Gyaaaaah! Help me!
**[09:57] ---**
Got you back!
**[09:59] ---**
What?! I won't be beaten!
**[10:02] ---**
It's the end of the world!
**[10:04] ---**
I'm reliving my childhood!
**[10:07] ---**
Natsumi-chan, your house's pool is great!
**[10:11] ---**
Sis, please notice...
**[10:13] ---**
I-It's hopeless, Master Fuyuki...
**[10:16] ---**
Our screaming voices are like
the farts of a goldfish!
**[10:20] ---**
S-So this will be my grave...
**[10:24] ---**
I couldn't have chosen a better way to go...
***SIGN*** Crack Crunch Crargkkle
**[10:29] ---**
Just then, though it was
like the fart of a goldfish,
**[10:32] ---**
there was one brave soldier who
discerned Giroro's dying screams!
**[10:40] ---**
The cat?!
**[10:41] ---**
Don't! Don't do it, kitty!
**[10:51] ---**
Oh, dear...
**[10:52] ---**
That's the end of that...
**[11:00] ---**
The pool was fun, wasn't it?!
**[11:02] ---**
It felt a lot bigger when I was small.
**[11:05] ---**
I suppose there are times
when being smaller is better!
**[11:09] ---**
Sorry, sir, Master Fuyuki.
**[11:12] ---**
Don't apologize, Sarge.
**[11:15] ---**
It really... It really was fun... But...
**[11:19] ---**
I've had more than enough of pools...
**[11:22] ---**
No objections, sir...
**[11:32] ---**
One morning near the end of summer break...
**[11:35] ---**
Get up! It is time!
**[11:38] ---**
Geromumble...
**[11:40] ---**
Let me sleep a little longer...
**[11:42] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[11:43] ---**
It is only another week.
**[11:46] ---**
I'm full already, sir.
**[11:49] ---**
We have to hurry, or we will be late!
**[11:51] ---**
I can't eat anymore...
**[11:58] ---**
Fuyuki & Natsumi:
A New Morning Has Come, Sir!
**[12:04] ---**
Wow, watermelons!
**[12:06] ---**
To Aki, Natsumi, Fuyu-kun.
**[12:09] ---**
The hot days continue.
Have you been keeping well?
**[12:13] ---**
I've grown some very large watermelons,
so I'll send you a couple!
**[12:17] ---**
Please all eat them together.
From Grandma.
**[12:22] ---**
Granny's watermelons are
always so sweet and tasty!
**[12:25] ---**
Yahoo! Let's all eat one together!
**[12:28] ---**
That is indeed a marvellous watermelon!
**[12:30] ---**
It looks sweet!
**[12:32] ---**
Or, like, hydrate nicely?
**[12:34] ---**
I'm looking forward to this, sir!
**[12:36] ---**
Gimmewatermelon.
**[12:37] ---**
Let's all eat it together!
**[12:39] ---**
I don't remember including
"invading frogs" in the definition of "all."
**[12:43] ---**
Oh, what's the big deal?
**[12:44] ---**
Let's split it with Kero-chan and the rest.
**[12:47] ---**
Awwww!
**[12:48] ---**
Thank you, Lady Mom!
**[12:49] ---**
Let's all eat it together!
**[12:51] ---**
Yeah!
**[12:55] ---**
Please come again for another
Keroro Platoon Sightseeing Tour!
**[12:58] ---**
Why today, of all days?
**[13:00] ---**
Then, we shall have some too.
**[13:02] ---**
Let us gratefully consume the
admiral's watermelon, sir!
***SIGN*** SPYCY Garam Masala
**[13:07] ---**
Specially made garam masala.
**[13:09] ---**
Well then, thanks for the food!
**[13:13] ---**
I don't feel like I ate anything.
**[13:15] ---**
What did you expect?
We split it among *everyone*.
***SIGN*** Other name:
Dorifu Cut
**[13:18] ---**
Other name: Dorifu Cut!
**[13:20] ---**
Let's cut the other one up, as well.
**[13:22] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[13:24] ---**
Huh? That's weird. It's gone...
**[13:28] ---**
Well, I never touched it!
**[13:30] ---**
Huh?
**[13:31] ---**
The stupid frogs are gone!
**[13:34] ---**
I can't believe their nerve,
planning to eat it all by themselves!
***SIGN*** Come here!
**[13:41] ---**
And you have the nerve to come waltzing
right back in?! Are you making fu—
**[13:44] ---**
What do you think, Lady Natsumi?
**[13:46] ---**
Ah! That's the watermelon!
**[13:49] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[13:50] ---**
Huh? Isn't it bigger than before?
**[13:52] ---**
You hit upon a good point!
**[13:56] ---**
I improved the breed so that it
absorbs moisture and regrows.
**[14:01] ---**
Now we can eat one
as massive as we want.
**[14:03] ---**
A pure-hearted gift from me for the evening cool,
as thanks for the paper-thin watermelon!
***SIGN*** Midsummer Gift
**[14:10] ---**
I declare loud and clear:
***SIGN*** I greet you amidst this hot weather.
**[14:12] ---**
"I greet you amidst this hot weather!"
**[14:15] ---**
This watermelon is for us?
**[14:17] ---**
We'll all eat our fills, sir!
**[14:20] ---**
You do have your good points!
**[14:22] ---**
S-Sorry for suspecting you.
**[14:24] ---**
If that's how it is,
we'll grate...ful...ly...
**[14:27] ---**
What on Earth?! Isn't it a bit too big?!
**[14:30] ---**
Uncle! The watermelon's heartiness
gauge is increasing rapidly!
**[14:34] ---**
It's greatly exceeding anticipated levels!
***SIGN*** I can't eat any more
I can't move any more
I think I'll keep some for later
Ohh, I'm so full
That was just right
I'm left a little wanting
**[14:37] ---**
L-Looks like it's about ready for eating.
**[14:39] ---**
I just need to stop the water and... Gero?!
***SIGN*** Running Wild
**[14:43] ---**
The restraints!!
**[14:44] ---**
Huh? It's not a fruit cap?
**[14:47] ---**
It's for controlling the
growth of the watermelon.
**[14:50] ---**
Gero! Gero!
**[14:52] ---**
Strange... I did tune it specifically
for Pekoponian fruit...
**[14:56] ---**
Watermelons aren't a fruit!
They're a vegetable!
**[15:01] ---**
H-Hey!
***SIGN*** Vegetable
**[15:03] ---**
Ahh, let me down! Let me down!
**[15:05] ---**
Gero?
**[15:08] ---**
Whatintheworldwasthat?
**[15:10] ---**
I shall assist!
**[15:12] ---**
Run while you can!
**[15:15] ---**
My glasses, my glasses...
**[15:18] ---**
Stop! Stop!
**[15:21] ---**
Dammit!
**[15:23] ---**
We're going to be crushed by a watermelon!
**[15:30] ---**
Water absorption hose severed!
**[15:31] ---**
Watermelon down!
**[15:34] ---**
Ah... We're saved...
**[15:35] ---**
Gero.
**[15:36] ---**
Why do you aliens always, always...?!
**[15:40] ---**
Oh, my. That's a nice sound.
**[15:42] ---**
It looks delicious!
**[15:44] ---**
We can't waste it!
**[15:46] ---**
Let's enjoy it together.
**[15:48] ---**
One, two... Go for it...
**[15:52] ---**
Please... no more...
**[15:54] ---**
You eat it all up.
**[15:56] ---**
I... think I'm going to
become a watermelon...
**[16:01] ---**
And the following morning.
**[16:03] ---**
Get up! It is time!
**[16:05] ---**
Geromumble...
**[16:07] ---**
Let me sleep five more minutes...
**[16:09] ---**
Are you going to waste
all the effort we've put in already?
**[16:12] ---**
Toooo harsh!
**[16:16] ---**
See? They really are acting suspicious, Sis!
**[16:19] ---**
Yeah... So they are...
**[16:22] ---**
It looks like they're going out somewhere
at a specific time every morning.
**[16:26] ---**
There must be something behind this.
**[16:30] ---**
Sis! Hurry, hurry!
**[16:36] ---**
Where are they going, I wonder?
**[16:39] ---**
This fog is really something.
**[16:41] ---**
I've lost sight of them...
**[16:43] ---**
Come on, let's go back already.
**[16:45] ---**
I get a bad feeling about this.
***SIGN*** MJ Park #12
**[16:50] ---**
"MJ Park #12?"
**[16:53] ---**
Let's go and see!
**[16:55] ---**
O-Okay...
**[16:58] ---**
I didn't think there was
a park around here...
**[17:01] ---**
Hey, Fuyuki, don't just stop dead—!
**[17:07] ---**
Mhh? What was that voice...?
**[17:10] ---**
What in the world?
**[17:11] ---**
Sis!
**[17:12] ---**
It's amazing! I saw a
weird creature over there!
**[17:16] ---**
Th-There's...
**[17:19] ---**
...not just one of them!
**[17:20] ---**
I wondered who was making so much noise.
**[17:23] ---**
Master Fuyuki and Lady Natsumi?
**[17:25] ---**
What is this place?
**[17:27] ---**
A hyperspace for aliens, sir.
**[17:30] ---**
We all do exercises here each morning
so that the Pekoponians don't notice!
**[17:34] ---**
Exercises?
**[17:36] ---**
Were Pekoponians allowed here again?
**[17:38] ---**
They can't guarantee their safety.
**[17:40] ---**
No way!
***SIGN*** Giraffe Beer x 20
**[17:41] ---**
Good morning,
alien ladies and alien gentlemen!
**[17:44] ---**
Good morning!
**[17:46] ---**
Today we are broadcasting from MJ Park #12,
Higashimachi, Planet Keron.
**[17:52] ---**
That's my hometown!
**[17:53] ---**
First off, let's all
energetically sing a song!
***SIGN*** Giraffe Beer x 20
**[17:56] ---**
Come on, Natchi, join in the singing!
**[17:59] [SONG] ---**
An unthinkable morning is here,
**[18:00] ---**
Three, and...
**[18:05] [SONG] ---**
A morning of ambition.
**[18:08] [SONG] ---**
With revenge in my heart,
**[18:12] ---**
What is with this song?
**[18:13] [SONG] ---**
Omura Boat...
**[18:14] ---**
Sing it properly!
**[18:16] [SONG] ---**
With the energy of the sun,
**[18:21] [SONG] ---**
Your mellow attacks
**[18:24] [SONG] ---**
Face the encroaching enemy,
**[18:26] ---**
Why is it in a minor key?
**[18:27] [SONG] ---**
And fire them off, a-hup!
**[18:29] [SONG] ---**
1 !
**[18:30] [SONG] ---**
2 !!
**[18:31] [SONG] ---**
3 !!!
**[18:33] ---**
Okay, here we go, radio exercise #1!
***SIGN*** Giraffe Beer
**[18:36] ---**
Okay, here we go!
**[18:44] ---**
Extend your arms, raise them wide by
your sides, above your head, and stretch!
**[18:49] ---**
Oh, this is actually pretty normal!
**[18:50] ---**
1, 2, 3!
**[18:51] ---**
...or not...
**[18:52] ---**
We can't beat those guys.
**[18:54] ---**
As expected from a Nobystretchian!
**[18:54] ---**
Space your feet apart
and spin your arms around!
***SIGN*** Tabinobino-ian
**[18:56] ---**
Come on, come on!
**[18:58] ---**
Stop acting surprised and do it properly!
**[18:58] ---**
1, 2, 3...
**[19:00] ---**
Who knows what the other aliens
might do to you if you are found out!
**[19:00] ---**
Bend your body forwards and backwards!
**[19:05] ---**
I know that!
**[19:07] ---**
I have confidence in my flexibility!
**[19:07] ---**
Gently build momentum, and...
**[19:16] ---**
I-Isn't that too flexible?
**[19:19] ---**
Open your chest wiiiiide and twist...
**[19:25] ---**
1, 2, 3, 4...
**[19:27] ---**
Big swing! 7, 8!
***SIGN*** Crrrkrkrk
**[19:30] ---**
Bend your knees and spin
your arms around rapidly!
**[19:34] ---**
Circle!
**[19:36] ---**
Circle!
**[19:36] ---**
I feel like I've seen this somewhere before.
**[19:38] ---**
Never give up!
**[19:40] ---**
Spin your ears right around and really
stimulate those semicircular canals!
**[19:45] ---**
I-Is this really exercise?
**[19:49] ---**
My eyes are spinning...
**[19:51] ---**
Twist all your joints
the other way at the same time!
**[19:56] ---**
There's no way I can do that!
**[19:56] ---**
Elbows, knees, soften them up!
**[19:59] ---**
Oooof! Oooof, one!
**[19:59] ---**
5, 6, 7, 8!
**[20:01] ---**
Oh, good... This must be the end.
**[20:01] ---**
And we'll finish up with a deeep breath...
**[20:05] ---**
Deep breaths are universal
to all species, I guess.
**[20:08] ---**
Huh? I'm suddenly... feeling dizzy...
**[20:10] ---**
F-Fuyuki... stand strong...
**[20:13] ---**
I can't go on...
***SIGN*** Oxygen concentration falling rapidly
**[20:15] ---**
Oxygen concentration falling rapidly!
**[20:17] ---**
Amateurs.
**[20:19] ---**
Yawn... glad that's over.
**[20:21] ---**
I finally feel awake.
**[20:24] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[20:25] ---**
Uh huh!
**[20:26] ---**
Do you have your card at the ready?!
**[20:28] ---**
Yep, I am fully prepared, of course!
**[20:30] ---**
Today's the last day!
Time to get my gift, sir!
**[20:33] ---**
Stamp, please!
**[20:35] ---**
Oh?! You've attended every day!
**[20:37] ---**
You have done well!
**[20:39] ---**
Congratulations!
**[20:42] ---**
Here's your reward!
***SIGN*** Gift
**[20:45] ---**
Jaaan!
***SIGN*** Gift
**[20:46] ---**
Huh? A pencil?
**[20:46] ---**
Woo! Woo!
**[20:48] ---**
Some kind of space one?
**[20:48] ---**
Yay! Yay!
**[20:50] ---**
Nope, it's just a pencil, sir.
**[20:50] ---**
Woo! Woo! Brooooommm!
**[20:53] ---**
Uh... But...
**[20:54] ---**
What's important is the proof
that we kept on attending, sir!
**[20:58] ---**
Right, Private 2nd Class Tamama?
**[21:00] ---**
Yessir!
**[21:01] ---**
Oh? I haven't seen you two
around before. Your first time?
**[21:04] ---**
U-Uhh... Y-Yes...
**[21:06] ---**
Then you can have this.
***SIGN*** Gift
**[21:08] ---**
Since today *is* the last day.
**[21:10] ---**
Ah, th-thanks very much...
**[21:12] ---**
Lucky... Lucky... Even though
you didn't turn up every day...
**[21:17] ---**
Keh! I'll blast your pencil away, darn you!
**[21:20] ---**
Did you all spend your
summer break meaningfully?
**[21:24] ---**
It was frantic in all kinds of ways,
***SIGN*** 2007 / 8 / 25 Admiral's Watermelons
**[21:26] ---**
but it seems that at least Sarge
and the others enjoyed it a lot.
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Gift August 31st (Fri) Today we did radio exercises. We all got gifts together, sir!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
***SIGN*** Certain Victory
**[23:07] ---**
It is Dororo!
***SIGN*** HOMEWORK
**[23:08] ---**
Have you all finished your summer homework?
***SIGN*** Running from the Reality of Homework
**[23:11] ---**
I am sure that—
**[23:12] ---**
Not yet.
**[23:13] ---**
It is not over yet, my summer homework!
**[23:15] ---**
My honorable leader!
**[23:16] ---**
Isn't it a bit too early for summer
break to end? I say it is!
**[23:19] ---**
I would venture that you have not
finished your homework, my leader?
**[23:21] ---**
Gero!!
**[23:22] ---**
N-Never mind that!
**[23:24] ---**
Next week will be yet more
summer break content!
**[23:27] ---**
"Chibi-Kero: Farewell, Summer Vacation, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!