E245 - Keroro: Year's First Invasion Operation, Sir! / 556: Scratched Helmet, Sir!

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[00:01] [SONG] ---
    We are always being pushed
    forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    As we search for the
    secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    On a global scale,
    we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    We have greeted the time
     of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    No matter how tiny the riddle,
    I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
    to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    kitto kitto ketsumatsu
    ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    All the things I wanna try,
    with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
SIGN    Happy New Year
[01:32] ---
    Happy New Year!
[01:42] ---
    Wait, what?
    You're all uncharacteristically serious.
[01:44] ---
    What's up, everyone?
[01:49] ---
    Finally...
[01:50] ---
    Finally, the moment when we accomplish our
    Pekopon invasion is almost upon us, sir!
[01:57] ---
    This operation has a 1,000%
    chance of success, sir!
SIGN    1,000% Success!
[02:04] ---
    Keroro: Year's First Invasion Operation, Sir!
SIGN    Hinata
[02:10] ---
    10 days earlier.
[02:12] ---
    2009, New Year's Day.
SIGN    2009 New Year's Day
SIGN    New Year's Day New Year's Greetings Congratulations
[02:21] ---
    Happy NY...
[02:23] ---
    Grats all...
[02:25] ---
    What am I saying...
[02:26] ---
    Everyone else has gone home...
[02:29] ---
    A New Year alone is a
    boring thing indeed, sir.
[02:34] ---
    Maybe I'll make my first
    Gundam model of the year, sir...
SIGN    Ding Dong
[02:40] ---
    Gero?
[02:41] ---
    Happy New Year!
[02:43] ---
    U-Urere?!
[02:45] ---
    This is sudden.
[02:47] ---
    I just finished up four end-of-year invasions,
[02:50] ---
    and managed to get myself a
    New Year's break for the first time.
[02:53] ---
    So I came to pay Pekopon a visit.
[02:56] ---
    Uh huh... four, huh...
[03:06] ---
    I see. So I'm your first visitor
    this year, then.
[03:09] ---
    Well, yeah, that's about the size of it, sir.
[03:12] ---
    Speaking of yearly firsts,
[03:13] ---
    I was recently thinking about a
    year's-first-dream invasion operation.
[03:17] ---
    A year's-first-dream invasion operation, sir?
[03:20] ---
    Yes!
[03:22] ---
    It requires the invading commander to eat
    zoni soup and osechi on New Year's Day,
SIGN    Zoni soup
SIGN    Osechi
SIGN    Soccer Final
[03:26] ---
    watch the final of a soccer match,
[03:29] ---
    and dream a year's-first-dream of
    Mt. Fuji, eggplants, and a hawk.
[03:32] ---
    And then it will activate.
SIGN    Year's First Dream
[03:36] ---
    The success rate is 100%, you know?
[03:39] ---
    Gero?!
[03:39] ---
    100%?!
[03:40] ---
    Yes, 100%!
[03:43] ---
    It accounts for all the relevant
    feng shui and statistics and so on,
[03:47] ---
    and works by boosting your luck by doing
    all the lucky things possible at the New Year.
[03:51] ---
    It's an operation that only works
    at the start of the year.
[03:54] ---
    H-Hundred percent...
[03:56] ---
    I'd definitely like to try it!
[03:58] ---
    However!
[03:59] ---
    Having exactly the right first dream
    is basically like a miracle.
[04:04] ---
    I can't use this invasion
    operation for business,
[04:07] ---
    and I can't carry it out on demand.
[04:09] ---
    In short, it's unrealistic.
[04:12] ---
    Oh.
[04:13] ---
    Is that so, sir?
[04:15] ---
    Well, I think I'll take my leave now.
[04:18] ---
    This osechi was quite delicious!
[04:20] ---
    Oh, no, you're very welcome!
[04:22] ---
    Let's both do our best again this year, sir!
[04:30] ---
    And FC Inner-Tokyo won the soccer...
[04:34] ---
    In the end, this year's New Year's Day looks
    like it's going to end stress-free, sir.
[04:40] ---
    Welp...
[04:41] ---
    G'night, sir.
SIGN    The following morning (January 2nd)
[04:56] ---
    And the following morning.
[05:05] ---
    That was...
[05:13] ---
    I dreamed it...
SIGN    I dreamed it
[05:15] ---
    I dreamed it!
SIGN    I dreamed it!
[05:16] ---
    I dreamed it!
SIGN    I dreamed it
[05:17] ---
    I dreamed it!
[05:19] ---
    I dreamed it!
SIGN    I dreamed it
[05:21] ---
    I dreamed it!!
SIGN    I dreamed it
[05:26] ---
    What's the meaning of this, Keroro?!
SIGN    Continuation of the Opening Scene
[05:28] ---
    You do know we're still on break?
[05:30] ---
    You are very cheeky, Green!
[05:33] ---
    I would appreciate being allowed
    to rest at least at New Year.
[05:37] ---
    Back from Yokosuka!
[05:39] ---
    Or, like, urgent summons?
[05:45] ---
    Hey! I read your e-mail.
[05:47] ---
    U-Urere?
[05:48] ---
    That truly is a miracle.
[05:49] ---
    You had that year's-first dream?
[05:51] ---
    I did!
[05:53] ---
    Now we can go ahead with
    that operation, right?!
[05:55] ---
    Yes, indeed!
[05:57] ---
    After all, you've fulfilled all the
    conditions for New Year's Day.
[06:02] ---
    I did, didn't I?!
[06:04] ---
    What is all this about?
[06:06] ---
    Or, like, kindred spirits?
[06:08] ---
    Hey! What are you two talking about?!
[06:10] ---
    Explain it properly!
[06:11] ---
    Daruma-chan, you wanna hear?
SIGN    Explanation in Progress (K)
[06:13] ---
    Explanation in progress.
SIGN    Congratulations
SIGN    At the present moment, Sergeant Keroro is explaining the situation, sir.
SIGN    Concluded (K)
[06:23] ---
    Explanation concluded.
[06:27] ---
    So, what remains is
[06:28] ---
    just gathering the seven space herbs
    and making rice porridge and eating it,
[06:32] ---
    and the operation will be okay!
[06:33] ---
    S-Seven space herbs?!
[06:35] ---
    And then automatically,
[06:37] ---
    a dog will be hit by a stick,
[06:38] ---
    a monkey will fall from a tree,
[06:40] ---
    a gorilla will throw some crap,
[06:41] ---
    a kappa will be washed downstream,
[06:43] ---
    and ultimately a frog will invade Pekopon!
SIGN    Invasion
[06:47] ---
    Though I'm not a frog.
[06:49] ---
    Got it, sir?
[06:52] ---
    What an operation!
[06:55] ---
    Certainly, according to the simulation,
    there is a 1,000% chance of invasion success!
[07:00] ---
    With that operation,
[07:02] ---
    we could accomplish a
    peaceful Pekopon invasion.
[07:05] ---
    Yeah! Right at the start
    of the year! Yes, we can!
[07:07] ---
    Yes, we can! Yes, we can!
[07:09] ---
    Or, like, wishes fulfilled?
[07:11] ---
    So!
SIGN    Get the Seven Space Herbs!
[07:13] ---
    Let's go get those seven
    space herbs right away, sir!
[07:16] ---
    Yeah!
[07:18] ---
    And so, the Keroro Platoon began to take
    action to collect the seven space herbs!
[07:24] ---
    Geez.
[07:26] ---
    Never thought they'd be this hard
    to get my hands on.
[07:31] ---
    Nin...
[07:32] ---
    M-My stars!
SIGN    One of the seven space herbs
[07:34] ---
    One of the seven space herbs.
[07:42] ---
    Reach!
[07:45] ---
    I can do it!
SIGN    One of the seven herbs
    Here
[07:47] ---
    Here.
[07:49] ---
    Or, like, hardcore digging?
[07:52] ---
    So this is it...
SIGN    This
[07:55] ---
    Gomez!
SIGN    I II III IV V VI VII
[07:57] ---
    Hyoowee!
[07:59] ---
    Now it's perfect, sir!
[08:01] ---
    More to the point, why are you the
    only one having an easy time?!
[08:04] ---
    What are you talking about?!
SIGN    Miracle
[08:05] ---
    I am the man who had the year's-first-dream
    they call a miracle, sir!
[08:10] ---
    You don't get this thing
    called status, do you?
[08:13] ---
    Status!
[08:15] ---
    Then all that's left is
    to make the rice porridge!
[08:19] ---
    Or, like, fully prepared?
[08:21] ---
    Finally...
[08:21] ---
    ...the moment when we accomplish our
    Pekopon invasion is almost upon us, sir!
[08:27] ---
    It has been a long road
    we've taken to get here.
[08:29] ---
    All our hardships have been
    for this moment!
[08:32] ---
    It was long... it really was long!
[08:36] ---
    They were long and trying days...
[08:39] ---
    I, too—
[08:39] ---
    Ahhh, it was tough, so tough!
[08:42] ---
    You monkeys!
[08:47] ---
    No tears.
[08:48] ---
    The long-awaited moment of our
    completed invasion will be...
[08:52] ---
    ...lost in the blur.
[08:54] ---
    And what about you?
[08:56] ---
    You're crying, aren't you?
[08:58] ---
    Th-This is sweat.
[09:00] ---
    The sweat of the heart, sir!
[09:09] ---
    This is the time to show the world
     our great feat, sir.
[09:13] ---
    The completion of an
    unprecedented invasion!
SIGN    Complete
[09:17] ---
    The shocking news that the completion of
    the Keroro Platoon's Pekopon invasion
[09:20] ---
    was imminent tore its way through space!
SIGN    Invasion Imminent
SIGN    Keroro Platoon
[09:23] ---
    To the Vipers!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Invasion Imminent
[09:25] ---
    To the Bratterlings and Entouragians.
SIGN    Keroro Platoon
[09:28] ---
    To the Galulu Platoon!
SIGN    Invasion Imminent
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Invasion Imminent
[09:29] ---
    To even the Mobs!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon
SIGN    Invasion Completion
SIGN    Imminent Party
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Invasion Completion Imminent Party
[09:33] ---
    Keroro Platoon Invasion
    Completion Imminent Party!
[09:39] ---
    Commander,
[09:41] ---
    looks like we're gonna
    cross 1,000 guests here.
[09:45] ---
    We've used most of this year's
    invasion budget on this party!
[09:50] ---
    Or, like, super prepared?
[09:52] ---
    Well, this is the time
    to burn through it, sir!
[09:55] ---
    A congratulatory bouquet arrived
    from the Galulu Platoon.
[09:58] ---
    Congratulations are arriving
    from many other aliens, as well!
SIGN    Congratulatory Telegram
[10:02] ---
    A congratulatory telegram
     from Keron Army HQ!
[10:05] ---
    Okay, okay!
[10:06] ---
    This is a perfect conclusion to
    our invasion lifestyle, sir!
[10:10] ---
    Or, like, deeply thankful?
[10:13] ---
    Thank you all for coming!
[10:16] ---
    Uncle, a.k.a. Mr. Sergeant Keroro,
[10:20] ---
    will eat the seven space herb rice porridge,
[10:21] ---
    and spectacularly complete
    the invasion of Pekopon!
[10:31] ---
    I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[10:33] ---
    Thank you all for coming today to bear witness
    to the moment of our invasion's completion, sir!
[10:39] ---
    All this, started from the
    year's first dream I had.
[10:44] ---
    When I close my eyes,
[10:45] ---
    even now I can see them
    imprinted on my eyelids:
SIGN    Mt. Fuji
[10:47] ---
    Mt. Fuji,
SIGN    Eggplants
[10:49] ---
    the eggplants,
SIGN    Hawk
[10:51] ---
    and the hawk!
[10:53] ---
    Huh...?
SIGN    Crested serpent eagle
[10:56] ---
    Yes, this is a crested serpent eagle.
[11:00] ---
    It's an eagle!
[11:01] ---
    Not a hawk, an eagle!
[11:02] ---
    And what, a crested serpent eagle?!
[11:04] ---
    What kind of subtle and
    over-technical mistake is this?!
SIGN    Hawk
[11:08] ---
    Keroro... it's time!
[11:10] ---
    Hurry! Eat the seven space herb porridge,
[11:13] ---
    and complete our invasion!
[11:26] ---
    And so... the year's-first-dream operation,
    carried out as the year's first invasion,
SIGN    Year's First Failure
[11:32] ---
    became its first failure!
SIGN    Adhesion
[11:47] ---
    Adhesion!
[11:59] ---
    Space Detective 556,
    picking up on some kind of sound,
[12:02] ---
    completed his adhesion transformation
    and arrived at the scene!
SIGN    Space Detective
    556
[12:06] ---
    Let's go!
SIGN    Ten yen
[12:12] ---
    Ten yen!
[12:14] ---
    556 broke into a run,
    his sights set on the 10 yen coin!
[12:19] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Can't get out
[12:34] ---
    556: Scratched Helmet, Sir!
[12:40] ---
    556's not feeling well?
[12:42] ---
    Yes.
[12:43] ---
    Recently he's seemed very melancholic,
[12:46] ---
    and he won't eat anything,
[12:47] ---
    or drink anything,
[12:48] ---
    and when I ask him what's wrong...
[12:54] ---
    ...he's just like that.
     I'm worried about him.
[12:56] ---
    Isn't that just how he always is?
[12:59] ---
    Keroro-san, please!
[13:01] ---
    Please... please save my brother!
[13:04] ---
    Yeah, but, y'know,
[13:06] ---
    he's probably just racking his brains
    over new ways to use storage units,
SIGN    Wiwipedia Crested Serpent Hawk
[13:10] ---
    or something like that, right?
[13:11] ---
    What?!
[13:12] ---
    Eagles are a type of hawk!
[13:14] ---
    They're just called different names!
    Let it slide!!
[13:16] ---
    Urere, you're so stingy!
[13:17] ---
    Please, can't you...
[13:18] ---
    Gero?
[13:19] ---
    Oh. Back to that.
[13:22] ---
    All right, fine, ma'am.
[13:31] ---
    Well, anyway,
SIGN    10 yen coin
[13:33] ---
    if we use this, he'll do his normal
[13:34] ---
    "Dooooooouuuuu!" thing,
[13:36] ---
    and be right back to normal!
[13:55] ---
    Wow, I found ten yen!
[13:58] ---
    I have to deliver it to a policeman!
[14:07] ---
    B-Brother!
[14:08] ---
    Wh-What's wrong with you, sir?!
[14:14] ---
    H-Help me...
[14:17] ---
    So that's what happened, sir.
[14:21] ---
    "It's sad, but this old helmet is no longer
     anything but a hindrance to me!"
[14:27] ---
    "I must abandon this old helmet,
    and set out on a journey to find a new self!"
[14:31] ---
    ...he says.
[14:32] ---
    Journey to find a new self, huh.
[14:35] ---
    But, brother, this helmet was—
[14:41] ---
    "All I have is my storage units,
[14:44] ---
    so there is nothing I can do!"
[14:45] ---
    he says.
[14:48] ---
    Okay, I get it, ma'am.
[14:49] ---
    556.
[14:50] ---
    For the sake of our friendship
    since childhood,
[14:52] ---
    I'll do something about this, sir.
SIGN    CRACK!
[14:54] ---
    Will you?! Keroro!
[15:02] ---
    This again?
[15:06] ---
    "I have a request!"
[15:07] ---
    "Improve all of me to a New 556!"
[15:10] ---
    he says.
[15:12] ---
    Got it, sir!
[15:14] ---
    All right.
[15:15] ---
    Begin surgery!
SIGN    Next Day Improved
[15:17] ---
    And the next day.
[15:19] ---
    Sorry to have kept you waiting, Lady Lavie!
SIGN    New Program
    New 556
[15:22] ---
    The modification to New 556 was a success!
[15:25] ---
    Ahh, ultimately,
[15:26] ---
    we upgraded him in all aspects!
[15:28] ---
    Lavie.
[15:30] ---
    B-Brother!
[15:31] ---
    Adhesion.
SIGN    Adhesion
[15:39] ---
    Subtly upgraded!
[15:41] ---
    New 556!
SIGN    New 556
[15:42] ---
    I'm sorry for all the trouble I
    caused you over a mere 10 yen.
[15:47] ---
    But you don't need to worry anymore.
[15:50] ---
    Your brother will not suffer
    for the sake of 10 yen.
[15:53] ---
    Brother...
[15:55] ---
    5-556 is acting normal, sir!
[15:59] ---
    'Cause he's the upgraded New 556.
[16:01] ---
    I modified a bunch of other stuff, too.
[16:05] ---
    Thank you so much for doing this
    for my big brother... thank you!
[16:09] ---
    Isn't this great, brother?!
[16:10] ---
    Yes.
[16:11] ---
    Lavie.
[16:12] ---
    I will continue working my hardest
    as a space detective!
[16:15] ---
    Ahhhhhh! Wait!
[16:17] ---
    Don't break the door!
[16:20] ---
    Wow, brother!
[16:21] ---
    You can open an automatic door
     like a normal person!
[16:24] ---
    Of course.
[16:26] ---
    Th-That's quite something,
    isn't it? Professor Yellow.
[16:28] ---
    Fantastic.
[16:30] ---
    Is this an upgrade?
SIGN    Large-sized Garbage
[16:38] ---
    Brother! There's a storage unit!
[16:40] ---
    Look, Lavie!
[16:42] ---
    How marvelous is this?
SIGN    Noncombustible Garbage
[16:45] ---
    Ah, you'd like that more, right, brother?
[16:48] ---
    Precisely.
[16:50] ---
    We do have lots of storage units
     at home, after all!
[16:56] ---
    Look, brother, over there!
SIGN    100 yen
[17:02] ---
    Hundred yen!
[17:03] ---
    Over there, Lavie!
[17:05] ---
    But what about the ten yen?
[17:08] ---
    Let's go!
[17:17] ---
    I got it, Lavie.
[17:19] ---
    That's amazing, brother!
[17:20] ---
    And now we can go back and
    get the ten yen coin, too!
[17:23] ---
    No... forget the ten yen.
[17:26] ---
    Let's use this today,
    and eat something delicious.
[17:29] ---
    Come, Lavie.
[17:32] ---
    Brother...
[17:34] ---
    This is amazing.
SIGN    Nmai
[17:36] ---
    Everything is going smoothly!
[17:39] ---
    Going on like this, I can see us
    overcoming the rough waves of the city.
[17:43] ---
    Y-Yeah. You're right, brother.
[17:46] ---
    The problem is...
[17:47] ---
    ...where to place this AV rack in the room.
[17:52] ---
    I know!
[17:53] ---
    If we threw this away,
    we could place it here!
[17:56] ---
    Throw all this away for me tomorrow.
[17:58] ---
    Huh?! Y-You're going to throw
    away the helmet, as well?
[18:01] ---
    Yeah! Don't dwell on the past!
[18:03] ---
    I am New 556!
[18:05] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[18:07] ---
    So you are...
[18:09] ---
    Lavie! It's a new storage unit!
[18:12] ---
    Isn't that great, brother?!
[18:17] ---
    This really is good for you... brother...
SIGN    Yoshiiya
    Delicious and Cheap Meals!
    Delicious!
[18:32] ---
    Lavie, listen to this.
[18:34] ---
    I got a 15 yen pay raise!
[18:37] ---
    We'll be able to eat whatever
    we want, starting tomorrow!
[18:40] ---
    Congratulations.
[18:42] ---
    Brother.
[18:43] ---
    What's wrong, Lavie?
[18:44] ---
    Aren't you happy?
[18:46] ---
    Of course I am.
[18:48] ---
    But there's no energy in you.
[18:50] ---
    You didn't used to be able
    to tell that before.
[18:56] ---
    Why did you throw away your helmet?
[18:59] ---
    You got that helmet from Mom, didn't you?
SIGN    To 556
    Happy birthday
    from Mom
[19:03] ---
    Wooo!
[19:05] ---
    Yaaaay! Wooo!
[19:05] ---
    She was poor,
[19:06] ---
    but Mom worked hard and bought it for you.
[19:11] ---
    I'm happy that you're happy.
[19:14] ---
    But...
[19:15] ---
    ...if you don't pick up 10 yen coins...
[19:17] ---
    ...and you don't pick up storage units...
[19:20] ---
    ...and you don't cherish your helmet...
[19:23] ---
    ...that's not my brother...
[19:28] ---
    Lavie...
SIGN    Large-sized Garbage
[20:00] ---
    Y-You're back the way you were?
[20:02] ---
    "A lot happened,
[20:03] ---
    but in the end, I found that
    the way I was was best!"
[20:05] ---
    "Thanks for all your help, Keroro!"
[20:08] ---
    ...he says!
[20:09] ---
    Honestly!
[20:11] ---
    What a troublemaker he is, sir!
[20:13] ---
    Brother, are you sure?
[20:15] ---
    Sure I'm sure, Lavie!
[20:17] ---
    Love! That is the power to
    never falter in your belief!
[20:21] ---
    Brother...
[20:23] ---
    But if you've thrown away your old helmet,
    you won't be able to adhere, sir!
[20:30] ---
    W-Well, not quite...
[20:34] ---
    Lavie!
[20:35] ---
    I'm sorry... I never threw it away.
[20:38] ---
    Isn't that great, 556?
[20:53] ---
    Let's go, Lavie!
[20:54] ---
    Yes, brother!
[20:56] ---
    Adhesion!
[21:09] ---
    556...
[21:10] ---
    ...GETTING!
[21:16] ---
    I got 10 yen!
[21:18] ---
    And so Space Detective 556
[21:20] ---
    learned to be mindful of what is ahead
    of him when picking up 10 yen coins.
[21:26] ---
    Don't miss the 10 yen coins!
[21:28] ---
    Adhere, Space Detective 556!
[21:31] ---
    Isn't that great?!
[21:33] ---
    Brother!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    I planned on thinking,
    but I just got sleepy again.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    (Yawn...)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    (fua~~)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Keroro!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Keroro!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    It happens a lot on Pekopon.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    On Keron, they got mad at me.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Keron ja... okorareta~
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    (Study!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    (Gakushuu shiro!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Fighting until my body dries out.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    (Woorrgh!)
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    (Uo~~)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    You liar!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Uso da!
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    I can't go back to my planet.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    (Mina, natsukashii...)
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    (So many fond memories...)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Betsu ni ii desuu
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    I do not really care.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Betsu ni ii zee~
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Couldn't care less...
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    When in Rome,
    we're all in on it together.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    (Iei♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    (Yay! ♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    O-uchi ni kaeru
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    We'll go back home.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Doko da
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Where?
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Kaeru o-uchi wa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    The home we'll go back to.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kekero? It's the secret base.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    (Ma~ na)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    (Guess so.)
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    omou de arimasu
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    I think, sir.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    See no!
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    One, two!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Uragiri ja naku
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Not a betrayal.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    daisakusen
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    A grand operation!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    senpukuchuu to
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    We're just lying low.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    So we'll say in our report, which we'll
    turn in just before the deadline.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    ...Itsu da kke??
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    ...When was it again?
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    (Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    (Preparing early is the crux of it...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    (Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    (S-Something other than
    invasion, though, please!)
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero?!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero?!
[23:07] ---
    I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
    When I was a kid, there were a lot of
    different kinds of erasers that were popular.
[23:12] ---
    Supercars, monsters, superhumans...
[23:15] ---
    I collected more of them than anyone.
[23:17] ---
    My collector's soul is eternal, sir!
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:22] ---
    Lady Natsumi... in crisis!
[23:24] ---
    "Giroro: Intensive Gargling Training, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: Kerorasers, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!