E260 - Kero Zero: The Night Before the Keroro Platoon's Departure, Sir! / Kero Zero: The Keroro Platoon's First Mission, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    (The Present)
[01:32] ---
    The planet Keron, not quite a long time ago.
SIGN    (Not Quite a Long Time Ago)
[01:36] ---
    There, formidable frog-type aliens
[01:38] ---
    made plans to invade Earth.
[01:41] ---
    This really takes me back.
[01:45] ---
    This is from the parade when you departed
    for the invasion of Planet Kinugawa?
[01:50] ---
    That's right!
[01:52] ---
    Look, Mother, there you are!
[01:55] ---
    Oh, no!
[01:58] ---
    And tonight, at last, is the parade
[02:00] ---
    honoring our son Keroro's departure
     for Pekopon tomorrow.
[02:04] ---
    I can't wait.
[02:07] ---
    This is a tale of Sergeant Keroro before
    he met Fuyuki-kun and the others.
SIGN    Kero Zero
[02:17] ---
    Kero Zero: The Night Before
    the Keroro Platoon's Departure, Sir!
[02:23] ---
    Tonight's the parade in honor of
    our departure for Pekopon tomorrow.
[02:26] ---
    We have to be at the venue by 18:00 hours.
[02:29] ---
    Don't worry, Giroro-kun.
    They'll give us a little slack today.
[02:35] ---
    There it is!
[02:41] ---
    How many years has it been?
[02:43] ---
    I'm surprised it's still here.
[02:46] ---
    It's a nice place to spend
    our last day on Keron.
[02:50] ---
    What nonsense!
[02:52] ---
    We're no longer children!
[02:54] ---
    Hail Keron! Hail Keron!
[02:54] ---
    We're full-fledged Keron soldiers!
SIGN    Hail Keron
    Hail Keron
[02:58] ---
    That's what you say,
[03:00] ---
    even while tagging along!
[03:02] ---
    Sh-Shut up!
[03:04] ---
    I'm just here to make sure you two
    aren't late for the parade!
[03:06] ---
    But this room...
[03:08] ---
    ...is surprisingly cramped
    when we enter it now.
[03:11] ---
    Even though it seemed like
    a lot of space when we were kids.
[03:15] ---
    But that aside,
[03:17] ---
    look over here!
[03:23] ---
    This is...
[03:25] ---
    Yeah! Our hiding place for
    old-timey video games and toys.
[03:29] ---
    All of this stuff could be
    sold at a premium now.
[03:31] ---
    I came to collect this!
[03:33] ---
    Wretch!
[03:34] ---
    You said something about
    reveling in sentimentality
[03:36] ---
    at the secret base from our childhood
[03:38] ---
    on our last day before
    leaving for enemy territory,
[03:40] ---
    but in the end, that's your goal?!
SIGN    Keron
[03:43] ---
    Come on, Tet-chan. Here.
[03:47] ---
    Th-That's...
[03:49] ---
    Rattle-rattle... Beep!
[03:52] ---
    Depart when ready!
[03:58] ---
    So shall we bring a few things to play with
    on the central mothership, Grand Star,
[04:04] ---
    on the way to Pekopon?
[04:09] ---
    Huh?
[04:10] ---
    What's wrong?
[04:13] ---
    I-It won't open!
[04:15] ---
    This device...
[04:16] ---
    That came as a bonus with my
    Space Kid Science magazine,
[04:19] ---
    but you attached it to the door here
    without even asking me.
[04:23] ---
    The "voice recognition lock system"!
[04:25] ---
    Now I remember!
[04:26] ---
    I think I put it on the door
[04:28] ---
    because this was our treasure storage room.
[04:29] ---
    It may have been a bonus,
[04:30] ---
    but I recall it being like a
    professional security system.
[04:33] ---
    And it still works?
[04:35] ---
    But if we say the password, it'll open.
[04:41] ---
    Huh?
[04:42] ---
    Wait, what?
[04:43] ---
    Nobody remembers what it was?!
[04:44] ---
    Gero!
[04:45] ---
    I recall you were the last person
    who changed the password!
[04:49] ---
    I entered the first one,
[04:52] ---
    but you changed it, Giroro.
[04:56] ---
    Did I?
[04:57] ---
    No, wait...
[04:58] ---
    After that, Zeroro said,
    "My password is safer"...
[05:02] ---
    B-But after that,
[05:03] ---
    Keroro changed it to
    something else that same day!
[05:06] ---
    Did I?
[05:08] ---
    But after that, didn't we take turns
    changing it once a week?
[05:12] ---
    So who changed it the very last time?
[05:16] ---
    Nobody remembers?!
[05:19] ---
    Who needs a password?
[05:21] ---
    We just have to break it!
[05:26] ---
    C-Cracks in my bones...
[05:29] ---
    Corporal Giroro! You can't underestimate
    a magazine's bonus gift.
[05:33] ---
    Space Kid Science magazine's bonus gift could
    easily be mistaken for a pro security system.
SIGN    Bonus Gift
[05:38] ---
    Drat it! Zeroro!
[05:39] ---
    Do something with your Assassin Magic!
[05:42] ---
    Y-You want me to use Assassin Magic
     in these cramped quarters?
[05:49] ---
    Assassin Magic!
[05:52] ---
    Gero!
[05:58] ---
    That didn't work...
[06:02] ---
    The parade is starting soon.
[06:05] ---
    What happened to Sergeant Keroro-san?
[06:08] ---
    I was looking forward to
    meeting him for the first time...
[06:14] ---
    It's almost 17:00 hours!
[06:16] ---
    We don't have time for this!
[06:18] ---
    We're also supposed to meet Sergeant Major
    Kululu and Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[06:21] ---
    We need to head for the parade grounds soon!
[06:24] ---
    A-Anyway...
[06:26] ---
    ...let's try the passwords
    we remember in order.
SIGN    Keron
[06:29] ---
    Keron!
SIGN    Keron Star
[06:31] ---
    Keron Star!
SIGN    Keroro the Superstar
[06:35] ---
    Keroro the Superstar!
[06:37] ---
    Grrr!
SIGN    Skull 1
[06:39] ---
    Skull One!
SIGN    Mission Complete
[06:41] ---
    Mission Complete!
[06:44] ---
    9,999,999!
[06:49] ---
    What was that one about?
[06:50] ---
    Galactic Railway!
[06:52] ---
    It was my fan club member number!
[06:54] ---
    O-Oh...
SIGN    July 1st, 1970 Keron
[06:56] ---
    July 1st, 1970 Keron!
[07:00] ---
    No good, huh?
[07:01] ---
    What was that?
SIGN    July 1st, 1970 Keron
[07:04] ---
    Pururu's birthday!
[07:06] ---
    Why would you use Pururu-chan's
    birthday as a password, Zeroro?!
[07:09] ---
    Oh, that was, um...
[07:12] ---
    Come to think of it,
[07:14] ---
    how did you know it was Pururu-chan's
    birthday right off the bat, Giroro?!
[07:18] ---
    You see, um...
[07:20] ---
    Then how about this?!
[07:22] ---
    Hit the track, Trainy!
SIGN    Vehicle
[07:27] ---
    What was that?
[07:28] ---
    Wh-What?
SIGN    Sponsored by Gleeko
[07:29] ---
    It was on Sunday nights at 7:30, remember?
SIGN    Sunday morning from 7:30 PM
SIGN    Hit the Track! Trainy
[07:32] ---
    The intelligent train that
    traveled all over the country.
[07:37] ---
    Giroro, you used to watch
    that little kid's show?
[07:41] ---
    Wh-What do you care?
[07:43] ---
    Sunday nights at 7:30...
SIGN    Sci-fi Drama Snake Corps
[07:48] ---
    ...I was watching the
    sci-fi drama Snake Corps!
[07:51] ---
    I watched Hefty, Girl of the Alpos.
[07:51] ---
    My big brother used to watch it with me!
[07:54] ---
    Lieutenant Galulu, too? Lame...
SIGN    They're not listening...
[07:57] ---
    They're not listening...
[07:59] ---
    The parade will begin in just a moment.
[08:01] ---
    All participants, please split up into your
    platoons and assemble at the main gate.
[08:05] ---
    No one is here with the Keroro Platoon.
[08:07] ---
    I repeat.
[08:07] ---
    What happened?
[08:08] ---
    The parade will begin in just a moment.
[08:12] ---
    All participants, please split up into your
    platoons and assemble at the main gate.
[08:15] ---
    Who are you?
[08:17] ---
    Coneheads!
[08:19] ---
    Joriri's wool undies!
[08:23] ---
    Jon Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt!
SIGN    Jon Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt
[08:29] ---
    N-No good...
[08:30] ---
    Um, what else?
[08:33] ---
    Th-This is...
[08:35] ---
    What is it?
[08:36] ---
    The power light is off!
[08:39] ---
    What?!
[08:40] ---
    So it isn't locked?!
[08:42] ---
    Then why won't the door open?!
[08:45] ---
    My guess...
SIGN    Pull
[08:52] ---
    Pull.
[08:53] ---
    Ow...
[08:54] ---
    So this is a "pull" door, not a "push" door.
SIGN    Realize
    that
    earlier
[08:59] ---
    Realize that earlier!
[09:00] ---
    Trainy!
[09:05] ---
    We didn't make it in time.
[09:07] ---
    I can't believe we were truant
[09:10] ---
    from the big parade the night before
    we depart for the Pekopon invasion.
[09:13] ---
    I'm sure Father will chew me out.
[09:15] ---
    That's the least of our worries.
[09:17] ---
    We could be court-martialed
[09:19] ---
    and miss out on going to Pekopon altogether.
[09:22] ---
    N-No!
SIGN    Keron News
[09:30] ---
    Tonight's parade, on the eve of the
    Pekopon invasion, was a great success.
[09:36] ---
    The spectators' loud cheers
[09:38] ---
    must have resonated in the
    hearts of our young soldiers
[09:41] ---
    heading to Pekopon.
[09:43] ---
    Gero!
[09:45] ---
    Oh, Keroro.
[09:46] ---
    Giroro-kun and Zeroro-kun, too.
    That was fast.
[09:49] ---
    Look at yourselves, in fine form.
[09:51] ---
    They got a great shot of you!
[09:53] ---
    That's...
[09:54] ---
    How...?
[09:55] ---
    What's going on here?
SIGN    Borscht Simple Recipe Series
[09:58] ---
    I wasn't going to march
    in some stupid parade.
[10:01] ---
    Copy robots?!
[10:03] ---
    Correct.
[10:04] ---
    You and the others weren't there, Commander,
[10:06] ---
    so I dispatched a few more on your behalf.
[10:09] ---
    Right now, we're in the middle of a battle
    under Commander Keroro's leadership,
[10:12] ---
    fighting for Keron's tomorrow.
[10:15] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama, march in the parade
    with the copy robots so no one will know.
[10:20] ---
    I'm counting on you.
[10:21] ---
    Roger dodger!
[10:24] ---
    S-So that's what happened...
[10:26] ---
    That's Sergeant Major Kululu, a sharp
    operator, just like the rumors say.
[10:30] ---
    I look forward to meeting up tomorrow
    on the central mothership, Grand Star.
[10:36] ---
    I look forward to meeting you, too.
[10:43] ---
    In any case,
[10:45] ---
    I can have peace of mind for the moment.
[10:47] ---
    And with that relief comes the
    sudden desire to play a video game.
[10:51] ---
    I'll just play a little bit
    before going to sleep.
[10:55] ---
    Playing that nostalgic video game
    later and later into the night
[11:00] ---
    is what caused Sergeant Keroro
    to oversleep the next morning.
[11:03] ---
    But that's another story...
[11:17] ---
    The planet Keron, not quite a long time ago.
SIGN    The Planet Keron (Not Quite a Long Time Ago)
[11:20] ---
    Home to a race of formidable frog-type aliens
[11:22] ---
    who are bent on conquering the Earth.
[11:29] ---
    This borscht is delicious!
[11:31] ---
    How much are you gonna eat?!
[11:32] ---
    Okay, okay.
[11:33] ---
    We'll be arriving in enemy territory
    soon enough, so what's the harm?
[11:37] ---
    Exactly!
[11:38] ---
    Would you like some, too, Zeroro?
[11:39] ---
    Take that contraption off your mouth first.
[11:41] ---
    O-Okay...
[11:45] ---
    We will be arriving shortly at the
    Keron Army central mothership, Grand Star.
[11:49] ---
    Please do not leave any belongings on board.
[11:51] ---
    Well, it's almost that time.
[11:53] ---
    Should we prepare to disembark?
[11:56] ---
    Huh?
[11:58] ---
    What's wrong?!
[11:59] ---
    I...
[12:00] ---
    I forgot my Kero Ball!
SIGN    Kero Zero
[12:07] ---
    Kero Zero: The Keroro Platoon's
    First Mission, Sir!
[12:14] ---
    This is a tale of Sergeant Keroro before
    he met Fuyuki-kun and the others.
[12:23] ---
    What are you gonna do, Keroro?!
[12:25] ---
    Forgetting your Kero Ball is
    grounds for a court-martial!
[12:28] ---
    If the battalion commander found out...
[12:31] ---
    ...being shipped back to Keron
    would be just for starters!
[12:34] ---
    Th-That's why, before that happens,
    if I can secretly contact Father
[12:37] ---
    and have him send it to me here
    by space motorbike messenger...
[12:40] ---
    I've been waiting for you!
[12:48] ---
    I am Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[12:52] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama?
[12:54] ---
    I am Sergeant Keroro!
[12:58] ---
    Then...
[12:59] ---
    ...you're...
[13:01] ---
    ...Sergeant Major Kululu.
[13:03] ---
    No need to thank me for sending
    copy robots to the parade.
[13:07] ---
    That was very impressive,
    Sergeant Major Kululu.
[13:10] ---
    A perfect introduction to my strategy
    and communications staff officer.
[13:14] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu...
[13:15] ---
    The man who was promoted to lieutenant
    commander with unprecedented speed,
[13:19] ---
    but then demoted to sergeant major
    after causing some trouble.
[13:23] ---
    So you're Corporal Giroro?
[13:25] ---
    I look forward to working with you.
[13:26] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[13:27] ---
    It's mutual, Sergeant Major Kululu!
[13:29] ---
    You are so cool, Corporal Giroro!
[13:33] ---
    Then...
[13:35] ---
    ...you're with the assassin corps.
[13:37] ---
    Indeed. I am Lance Corporal Zeroro.
[13:39] ---
    Lance Corporal Zeroro, the top soldier
[13:42] ---
    of the Keron Army's
     super-elite assassin corps!
[13:45] ---
    Awesome! Too awesome!
[13:48] ---
    To think that I will be able to fight
[13:50] ---
    alongside them and the legendary
    Sergeant Keroro...
[13:54] ---
    Everyone! I am an inexperienced soldier,
[13:56] ---
    but I look forward to working with you!
[13:58] ---
    All right!
[13:59] ---
    The Keroro Platoon is assembled!
[14:06] ---
    So let's mark the occasion
    with our first resonance!
[14:08] ---
    Should we do it?
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN    Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu...
SIGN    Zerozerozerozero...
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Zerozerozerozero...
[14:47] ---
    Kind of cramped in here, huh?
[14:50] ---
    The five of us have to live here together
    until we arrive on Pekopon?
[14:55] ---
    Can't they switch us to a bigger room?
[14:58] ---
    Grand Star has 483,793 rooms for platoons.
[15:04] ---
    Gero?
[15:05] ---
    All of the rooms are the same type,
[15:08] ---
    so there is no "bigger room."
[15:11] ---
    Wh-What's this voice?
[15:13] ---
    I am the artificial intelligence
    for the Keroro Platoon room.
[15:17] ---
    Please call me K6000.
[15:19] ---
    Well, let's begin with identity verification,
[15:22] ---
    so please present your Kero Ball,
    the sign of your rank as a commander.
[15:25] ---
    Gero...
[15:26] ---
    Wow! A Kero Ball! I wanna see it, too!
[15:30] ---
    B-Before that,
[15:31] ---
    you know, we have to decide
    where to put the beds!
[15:34] ---
    I... I'm going to clean my weapons...
[15:36] ---
    I had better organize my things...
SIGN    Don't try to trick me!
[15:39] ---
    Why are you trying to deceive me?!
[15:42] ---
    Don't tell me...
[15:44] ---
    You didn't forget or lose
    your Kero Ball, did you?
SIGN    Grand Star Law Article 375
[15:50] ---
    Grand Staw Law, Article 375.
SIGN    Grand Star Law Article 375 Commander
[15:53] ---
    When a platoon commander
    is aboard the Grand Star,
[15:56] ---
    they must be in possession of
    their Kero Ball at all times.
SIGN    In Possession
[15:59] ---
    If it is detected that a commander is
    not in possession of their Kero Ball,
SIGN    Detected
[16:02] ---
    the platoon will be ejected
    from the ship immediately.
[16:05] ---
    N-No!!
[16:07] ---
    Of course I haven't lost
[16:09] ---
    or forgotten my precious Kero Ball.
[16:12] ---
    How could you suspect me of that?
[16:14] ---
    Then please show it to me at once.
[16:16] ---
    Fine!
[16:19] ---
    Um...
[16:20] ---
    Where did I put it again?
[16:23] ---
    Hold it right there!
[16:25] ---
    What is that?
[16:45] ---
    Intruder on the Grand Star!
[16:47] ---
    Eliminate on sight!
[16:51] ---
    According to Grand Star Article 88,
[16:54] ---
    personal belongings are prohibited,
    so I'm confiscating this.
SIGN    Personal Belonging
SIGN    Article 88
SIGN    Confiscation of Personal Belongings
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    Or, like, zero excuse?
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    Gero?!
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    Gero!
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    What's this?!
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    It seems an unidentified, unauthorized being
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    is aboard the Grand Star.
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    That's a big deal!
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    This is no time to look for my Kero Ball!
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    This is my chance!
SIGN    Intruder
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    Keroro Platoon, move out!
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    Roger!
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    It's dangerous to leave the room right now!
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    Go! Go! Go!
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    Gero!
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    The invader?!
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    Huh?
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    Drat it!
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    Where is it?!
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    The invader has the ability of mimicry.
SIGN    Mimicry
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    Please be careful.
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    Mimicry?
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    In other words, it can turn into anything.
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    Gero?
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    There are two of my Game Clocks...
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    There!
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    The room is shuttered.
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    Please hunt down and eliminate
    the enemy immediately.
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    If you cannot eliminate it,
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    I will enact the final option according to
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    Grand Star Law, Article 768.
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    Final option?
SIGN    Grand Star Law Article 768
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    This platoon room, along with the intruder,
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Room
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    will be separated from the Grand Star
SIGN    Goodbye
SIGN    Goodbye
SIGN    Goodbye
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    and swallowed up by deep space.
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    That would include you, too!
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    I've got a backup copy,
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    so please use your Kero Ball to
    exterminate the intruder immediately.
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    Gulp!
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    Y-Yeah, see, the thing is...
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    ...my Kero Ball...
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    You haven't forgotten or lost it, right?
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    O-Of course not!
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    A-All right!
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    This is the Keroro Platoon's first mission!
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    Let's use all of our resources to
    hunt down and destroy the enemy!
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    Roger!
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    Sergeant Major Kululu!
    Are you getting a reading?
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    Looks like it has quite
    an advanced mimic ability.
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    I'm not even picking it up
    on the life form radar.
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    Oh! I got a reaction just for a moment.
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    Behind you, Commander!
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    There!
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    Sorry.
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    The reaction was actually to
    Corporal Giroro's rear end.
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    Be careful, Sergeant Major Kululu!
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    Mistakes on the battlefield are unforgivable!
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    If you cannot pick it up on radar,
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    then we will just have to rely on sight!
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    Fine by me!
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    I'll blast it to ash within ten seconds!
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    No!
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    There!
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    My beloved treasure was
    blasted because of you!
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    Hey!
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    Gero!
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    That's borscht?
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    No, not borscht... Curry!
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    You can't fool these eyes!
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    With this, the mission is complete!
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    Huh?
SIGN    Silence
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    Gero?!
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    I flushed the enemy into space...
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    ...by using this Kero Ball!
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    That's our Sergeant Keroro!
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    You're awesome!
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    Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
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    Gero gero gero gero!
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    What?!
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    Sssh! Keep it down, Giroro!
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    You had an unidentified enemy...
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    ...mimic a Kero Ball?!
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    I didn't make it do this!
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    It did it on its own!
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    It'll keep pretending to be a Kero Ball?
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    So far, so good.
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    It's actually a cute little thing.
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    Gero?
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    Hurry up and catch it! Catch it!
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    Gero!
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    W-Wait!
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    Their journey to Pekopon has just begun.
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    After this, Sergeant Keroro
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    secretly contacted his father
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    and had him send the forgotten Kero Ball,
    thereby escaping being sent home prematurely,
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    but that's another story.
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    If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
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    Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
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    I don't mind being researched, y'know?
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    kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
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    Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
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    Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
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    Not even close!
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    Pekoponian ☆ suits.
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    Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
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    They are heavy suits.
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    Omoi ze suutsu
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    Seasonal changes, designs updated...
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    Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
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    I'm a creator.
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    Aimu a kurietaa
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    Nakedian ☆ sweat.
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    Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
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    Fast and light, those sweats.
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    Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
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    A nude nude suit is perfect.
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    Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
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    Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
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    Hai kerotto piisu v
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    I'm okay, I'm okay.
    My life is socially clueless.
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    Daijoubu Daijoubu
    Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
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    I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
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    Daijoubu daijouburuburu
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    Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
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    Hai kerotto daasshu =3
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    Major win, major win.
    Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
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    Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
    no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
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    Major win, majorinrin.
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    Daishouri daishourinrin
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    Joke flopped, last appear!
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    Subetta rasutapiaa
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    I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
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    Ouen suru kara ganbatte
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    And then, I know I shouldn't
    ask for this, but...
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    Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
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    ...would you be my friend?
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    tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
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    Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
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    Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
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    Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
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    Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
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    So don't erase my homeland.
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    Dakara furusato kesanai de
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    (Please!)
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    (Tanomu!)
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    Wait, wait! My new jokes are
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    Matte matte! Shin neta wa
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    Popular even on Planet Keron!
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    Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
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    (Probably?)
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    (Tabun?)
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    Space is big, just how much about?
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    Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
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    Why did you choose this place?
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    Doushite koko o eranda no
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    (After me?)
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    (Ore meate?)
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    This can't be a coincidence,
    not tonight as well.
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    Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
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    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
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    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
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    Naked de pon!
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    Supponpon de pon!
SIGN    You Win!
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    I'm Nishizawa Momoka.
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    I'm Tsukigami Chiruyo.
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    Um, how long have you had a crush
    on Fuyuki-kun, Nishizawa-san?
SIGN    Flowers
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    H-How about you, Tsukigami-san?
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    Well, um...
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    Tell me later, Nishizawa-san!
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    Okay, the two of us can share it in secret.
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    That aside,
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    Master Fuyuki is too obtuse!
SIGN    Toys and Sweets
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    "Momoka: Grand Operation Seat Shuffle, Sir!"
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    "556's Feelings, Sir!"
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    These two stories! How's that?
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    Ge-Gero!