E190 - Giroro: Objective Present, Sir! / Keroro's Huge Birthday Party, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:31] ---
    December 9th. This day has a special meaning.
[01:35] ---
    That's right. It's...
[01:39] ---
    ...my birthday, sir!
[01:42] ---
    This year, I'm having a grand, lavish,
    unprecedented party all across the universe!
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
    Birthday Special?
[01:47] ---
    I think I'll make this show into the
    Sergeant Keroro Birthday Special, too!
[01:51] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
[01:54] ---
    But before that...
[01:55] ---
    Gero?
[01:56] ---
    Giro... giro giro giro giro...
SIGN    One Day in November
SIGN    Poem Corner
    Birthday Commemoration
    623 Radio
    Radio Inner-Tokyo
    Inner-Tokyo
[01:59] ---
    All right. Now I just have
    to put it in the mailbox.
[02:03] ---
    I feel good about this.
[02:06] ---
    If this poem is read on the air...
[02:09] ---
    Next up is a poem written by a resident
    of Inner-Tokyo, pen name Giroppe-san.
[02:13] ---
    Natsumi, this poem
[02:16] ---
    is a birthday present to you.
[02:20] ---
    For my birthday present, you wrote
    a poem that'll be read on 623 Radio?
[02:25] ---
    Thank you, Giroro!
SIGN    2 Natsumi's Birthday! 9 Stupid Frog
[02:33] ---
    That's right. December 2nd
    is Natsumi-chan's birthday.
[02:40] ---
    Giroro: Objective Present, Sir!
[02:47] ---
    That wraps up tonight's edition of 623 Radio.
[02:50] ---
    Be sure to tune in again next week!
SIGN    Huh?
[02:52] ---
    Hey! What happened?!
[02:54] ---
    What about my poem?!
    What happened to my poem?!
[02:58] ---
    He ended the show
    without reading my poem!
[03:03] ---
    N-Natsumi?
[03:06] ---
    How could you, Giroro?
[03:09] ---
    It's my birthday...
[03:11] ---
    ...and you didn't get me a present...
[03:13] ---
    No, that's not true!
[03:16] ---
    Never mind!
[03:18] ---
    We're through!
[03:20] ---
    Natsumi!
[03:27] ---
    I-It was a dream?
[03:30] ---
    I... I see. It's possible that
    he won't read my poem.
[03:39] ---
    This is the biggest department store
    in the underground alien city.
[03:50] ---
    A missile launcher would be good...
[03:53] ---
    Or maybe a rifle...
[03:56] ---
    A beam saber...
    They've got all the new models.
[04:01] ---
    A portable beam saber,
    the perfect present for her!
[04:04] ---
    It has a strap, a mail function, can be used
    as a wallet, has a built-in 1 seg tuner,
[04:07] ---
    and it comes in a variety of colors.
[04:10] ---
    There are that many variations
    with beam sabers these days?
[04:13] ---
    That's ridiculous. But still...
[04:16] ---
    It's so cute!
[04:20] ---
    What do you think? I couldn't decide
    between that and a sniper rifle.
[04:23] ---
    No, a new beam saber is
    exactly what I wanted!
[04:27] ---
    It's light, it's a cute color,
[04:29] ---
    and with the wallet and TV functions,
    it's really convenient, too!
[04:32] ---
    Thanks! You're so thoughtful, Giroro!
[04:38] ---
    I see. This may be the way to go...
[04:40] ---
    Giroro-san!
[04:42] ---
    M-Mois...
[04:44] ---
    What are you doing?
[04:45] ---
    Or, like, looking shady?
[04:47] ---
    Ah... just some shopping...
    What are you doing here?
[04:50] ---
    I'm looking for a birthday present for Uncle.
[04:53] ---
    Or, like, formal event?
[04:55] ---
    I see. Keroro's birthday
    is coming soon, too.
[04:58] ---
    "A perfect present for her..."
[05:02] ---
    Even though an average girl wouldn't know
    what to do with something like this.
SIGN    Wha
SIGN    Weapons Department
[05:07] ---
    I would doubt the taste of anyone who
    gave this as a present, you know?
[05:11] ---
    Or, like, doubtful counsel?
[05:13] ---
    R-Right...
[05:15] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
     Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
SIGN    Great Bargains!
[05:25] ---
    What should I do?
[05:27] ---
    What would please Natsumi?
[05:30] ---
    Flowers?
[05:33] ---
    No! Flowers are too simple!
[05:36] ---
    Really?
[05:37] ---
    A ring?!
[05:39] ---
    Could I be that frank?!
[05:42] ---
    Doubtful...
[05:43] ---
    Then...
[05:45] ---
    Are you knitting a scarf?
SIGN    Fret Fret Fret Fret
[05:50] ---
    Like I know how to knit a scarf?!
[06:01] ---
    A birthday present...
[06:03] ---
    A birthday present, huh?
[06:06] ---
    Yeah.
[06:06] ---
    I heard if you give a certain cell phone strap
    to the girl you like, she'll fall in love with you!
[06:10] ---
    So I gave it to Ami-tan, the
    Greenearlysummerainian, as a present.
[06:13] ---
    ...What?
[06:13] ---
    So what happened?
[06:15] ---
    It worked perfectly!
[06:16] ---
    We're dating!
[06:18] ---
    Seriously?! Lucky!
[06:20] ---
    A cell phone strap
    that acts like a love potion?
SIGN    If you give this
    to the girl you like,
    she'll fall in love
    with you... maybe.
[06:31] ---
    "If you give this to the girl you like,
    she'll fall in love with you... maybe."
[06:37] ---
    This, huh?
[06:38] ---
    There's just one left!
    I'll give it to Natsumi...
SIGN    Viper (Young Man)
[06:46] ---
    Viper (young man).
[06:47] ---
    You're a Keronian!
[06:49] ---
    Don't tell me you...
[06:51] ---
    Are you here to...
[06:54] ---
    It seems we have the same objective.
[06:57] ---
    And it seems neither one of us
    is willing to back off.
[07:02] ---
    Then...
[07:03] ---
    Just what I was hoping for!
[07:18] ---
    Snot-nosed punk!
[07:30] ---
    We shouldn't be fighting here! Follow me!
[07:32] ---
    This should be interesting!
[07:56] ---
    No hard feelings.
[07:58] ---
    None at all.
[08:10] ---
    Game over. Go home and cry yourself to sleep.
[08:18] ---
    Natsumi...
[08:21] ---
    For me? I'm so happy!
[08:25] ---
    Thank you, Giroro!
[08:29] ---
    I'm not done yet...
[08:32] ---
    What?!
[08:33] ---
    That strap...
[08:35] ---
    ...is mine!
[08:37] ---
    I-It can't be!
[08:40] ---
    This is Sparta!
[08:57] ---
    Wasted too much time...
[09:05] ---
    It's not worth crying about.
[09:07] ---
    Darn it! Darn it!
[09:10] ---
    Even though... Even though
    it was my last chance...
[09:13] ---
    Last chance? What are you talking about?
[09:16] ---
    I've been in love with
    a girl for eight years.
[09:22] ---
    She was my best friend.
[09:24] ---
    But she didn't realize how I felt,
[09:26] ---
    and I couldn't tell her because I was
    afraid it would destroy our relationship.
SIGN    Her
[09:31] ---
    We'll always be friends, right?
SIGN    Me
[09:33] ---
    Y-Yeah!
[09:35] ---
    And then she got interested in a man.
[09:39] ---
    All I could do was cheer her on.
[09:42] ---
    I acted as a go-between,
    until their love came to fruition.
[09:46] ---
    She seemed happy.
SIGN    Heh
SIGN    Squeeze
[09:49] ---
    But then she broke up with him the other day.
[09:53] ---
    Thinking this was my only chance,
    I came here to buy that strap!
[09:59] ---
    Tch! I just shared an embarrassing story,
    with you of all people.
[10:09] ---
    I said, you take it!
[10:11] ---
    Nah.
[10:12] ---
    I've never met a guy nice as you before.
    You take the strap.
[10:15] ---
    No, go ahead.
[10:17] ---
    No, you go ahead!
[10:18] ---
    No, you!
[10:19] ---
    No, you!
[10:20] ---
    No, you...
[10:21] ---
    No, you!
[10:22] ---
    You're stubborn!
[10:24] ---
    You're the one who needs this strap!
[10:26] ---
    What are you talkin' about? This is
    proof of my friendship! So you take it!
SIGN    Fret Fret Fret Fret Fret Fret Fret Fret
[10:30] ---
    Sheesh, you Millennials!
[10:33] ---
    I said I'd let you have it!
[10:35] ---
    What are you goin' on about?!
[10:37] ---
    Call me Count!
[10:39] ---
    This is why you Vipers
    are a pain in the neck!
[10:43] ---
    What's that?! You dare speak
    to me that way, Keronian?!
[10:48] ---
    If you want to settle this, I'll settle it!
[10:50] ---
    That's what I hoped you'd say.
[10:52] ---
    This, please!
[10:54] ---
    Or, like, prayer granted?
[10:57] ---
    Thank you.
[10:58] ---
    Wha...?!
[11:00] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
[11:04] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
     Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
[11:07] ---
    The path to finding a present
    is a steep one.
[11:10] ---
    And the path to love
    is even steeper and never-ending.
[11:16] ---
    Better luck next time.
[11:17] ---
    Yeah, yeah. More importantly,
[11:19] ---
    the second half is my
    birthday special at last, sir!
SIGN    Happy Birthday Sergeant Keroro
SIGN    Happy Birthday
SIGN    Happy Birthday Sergeant Keroro
[11:33] ---
    All right. Everything is ready, sir.
[11:36] ---
    And now Sergeant Keroro's
    birthday party will begin...
SIGN    Gero Gero Gero Gero
[11:40] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
[11:46] ---
    Keroro's Huge Birthday Party, Sir!
[11:51] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
SIGN    Happy Birthday Sergeant Keroro
[11:53] ---
    ...is what I'd like to say...
[11:55] ---
    Gero?
[11:56] ---
    but wait just a little longer. Sorry.
[11:59] ---
    Gero? Now what...?
SIGN    December 2nd
[12:04] ---
    I finally got a present for her...
[12:07] ---
    Everything is ready.
[12:09] ---
    Giroro!
[12:11] ---
    I'm going to do a little shopping
    as I break this in.
[12:14] ---
    You need anything?
[12:16] ---
    No, not especially.
[12:17] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, today is Natchi's birthday.
[12:21] ---
    We have to get back soon.
[12:23] ---
    I heard Lady Natsumi won't
    be home 'til later tonight.
[12:27] ---
    More importantly,
    we've got my birthday party!
[12:32] ---
    A nonchalant appeal.
[12:34] ---
    She'll be home late?
[12:36] ---
    W-What does that mean?
[12:38] ---
    It's her birthday today, isn't it?
[12:43] ---
    Yes!
[12:44] ---
    Yeah! Perfect!
[12:45] ---
    Good job!
[12:47] ---
    She could be training harder than normal
    today because it's her birthday...
[12:51] ---
    No, no way.
[12:52] ---
    Don't tell me she's not going
    to have a birthday party.
[12:57] ---
    Natsumi!
[12:58] ---
    Welcome home, Mom.
[13:00] ---
    You didn't have work today?
[13:02] ---
    I finished faster than expected.
[13:04] ---
    By the way, where's Natsumi?
    Did she go out already?
[13:06] ---
    Yeah. Sis said she'd be home late.
[13:10] ---
    Oh?
[13:11] ---
    Then she'll have a party when
    she gets back... is the idea?
[13:16] ---
    Well, then like she said,
    we won't have a party.
[13:18] ---
    Can't help it.
[13:20] ---
    W-What?!
[13:21] ---
    W-Why aren't they having one?
[13:23] ---
    Even though birthdays
    only come around once a year!
[13:26] ---
    Um... Your weapon is smoking.
SIGN    Fret Fret Fret Fret
[13:29] ---
    S-Still... where the heck did Natsumi go?
[13:32] ---
    But it's unusual for her to go out
    on her birthday, you know?
[13:36] ---
    Well, she's around that age.
[13:39] ---
    For her birthday,
    she wants to go out somewhere
[13:41] ---
    and spend it with her friends.
[13:43] ---
    I... I see... Friends...
SIGN    Friend
[13:48] ---
    What?!
[13:50] ---
    Please don't let it be that woman...
[13:53] ---
    Fuyuki-dono!
[13:54] ---
    Dororo.
[13:55] ---
    Have you see Koyuki-dono?
[13:58] ---
    She said she was going out
    early this morning.
[14:01] ---
    Then they are...
[14:03] [SONG] ---
    Good, good day. Special birthday.
[14:12] ---
    Natsumi-san, happy birthday!
[14:13] [SONG] ---
    Let's celebrate this special day!
[14:15] ---
    Thank you, Koyuki-chan!
SIGN    Rub Rub Rub Rub
[14:20] ---
    Gimme a break!
[14:29] ---
    Are you okay?
[14:31] ---
    You're not with Natsumi?
[14:34] ---
    Nope.
[14:35] ---
    I didn't want to be in her way today.
[14:37] ---
    Be in her way?
[14:39] ---
    Dororo! There you are!
[14:41] ---
    In her way?
[14:43] ---
    Then Natsumi is...
[14:44] ---
    ...somewhere with someone?!
[14:47] ---
    Today the hawk chick...
[14:49] ---
    ...stood up by itself!
[14:50] ---
    Is that right?
[14:51] ---
    Huh. Show it to me next time.
SIGN    Anguish
    Anguish
    Anguish
    Anguish
[14:55] ---
    Who is she with? Where is she?
[14:58] ---
    Who is she with? Where is she?
[14:58] ---
    Oh, boy!
[15:00] ---
    I'd better clean the cab.
[15:03] ---
    Even idling is expensive.
[15:05] ---
    By the way, Mr. Sergeant,
    how do Pekoponians around Natchi's age
[15:09] ---
    like to spend their birthdays?
[15:11] ---
    Good question...
[15:13] ---
    Pekoponians around that age
[15:15] ---
    probably want to celebrate it
    with the opposite sex.
[15:18] ---
    The opposite sex?!
SIGN    Opposite Sex
[15:20] ---
    In this case, the opposite sex would be male.
SIGN    Male
[15:24] ---
    There are plenty of members of
    the opposite sex right here.
[15:27] ---
    Nobody decent, though.
[15:30] ---
    I... I don't want to think about it...
[15:35] ---
    ...but he's a male, too!
[15:37] [SONG] ---
    Good, good day. Special birthday.
[15:46] ---
    Happy birthday, Natsumi-chan.
[15:47] [SONG] ---
    Let's celebrate this special day!
[15:48] ---
    Thank you, Saburo-senpai!
SIGN    Fret Fret Fret Fret
[15:55] [SONG] ---
    Like that day in class, when my gag
    cracked everyone up for the first time.
[15:56] ---
    Here's your present.
[15:58] ---
    This is just what I wanted!
[16:04] ---
    Yay!
[16:05] [SONG] ---
    Meeting you was like a miracle
    and an electric shock.
[16:06] ---
    You sank my battleship!
[16:08] ---
    All right! One more shot!
[16:11] ---
    Fire!
[16:12] ---
    You got me!
SIGN    Battleship
    Game
[16:14] ---
    Natsumi... I have a present...
[16:22] ---
    I... I'm not giving in!
SIGN    Rub Rub Rub Rub
[16:26] ---
    Well, that being said,
[16:28] ---
    having a party with a lot of people
    is the proper thing to do.
[16:33] ---
    Incidentally, I believe
    Keronians around my age
[16:35] ---
    love to celebrate their
    birthdays with a bang.
SIGN    Remember My Birthday!
[16:39] ---
    Again, the casual appeal.
[16:41] ---
    Put him out! Put him out!
[16:45] ---
    Since it's come to this...
SIGN    Kululu
[16:51] ---
    I normally wouldn't be caught dead
    asking him for a favor,
[16:54] ---
    but I'm out of options.
[16:56] ---
    But still...
[16:59] ---
    Saburo's location?
[17:01] ---
    Oh, this is just for Pekoponian
    biological research.
[17:04] ---
    It's definitely not a personal matter!
[17:06] ---
    No, it's plenty personal.
[17:09] ---
    You want me to tell you?
[17:10] ---
    Yeah, please!
[17:12] ---
    I refuse!
[17:13] ---
    What?!
[17:14] ---
    Not for free...
[17:20] ---
    Then what do you want in trade?
[17:24] ---
    If you eat three plates of this
    and bark, I'll tell you.
[17:27] ---
    Wha...?! I can't do that!
[17:30] ---
    I was an idiot for even asking you!
[17:33] ---
    Mail from Saburo!
[17:38] ---
    It sounds like he's having fun right now.
[17:45] [SONG] ---
    Good, good day. Special birthday.
[17:47] ---
    Apples and honey.
[17:49] ---
    We have Hayashi rice, too.
[18:01] ---
    If you eat three plates...
SIGN    Bam
[18:06] ---
    I did it! Now we have a deal!
[18:10] ---
    I'm impressed, Senpai.
[18:12] ---
    But unfortunately, I don't know where he is!
[18:15] ---
    Wha...?!
[18:20] ---
    You got me...
[18:21] ---
    Consider that a warning shot.
[18:24] ---
    I... I know where Hinata Natsumi is...
[18:38] ---
    Hinata Natsumi is at a fish curry place.
    Do you know it?
[18:45] ---
    Natsumi!
[18:51] ---
    Natsumi-chan...
[18:52] ---
    Saburo-senpai...
[18:53] ---
    That son of a...!
[18:55] ---
    The two of them, celebrating her birthday...
[18:58] ---
    I won't let this happen.
[18:59] ---
    I won't let him do it!
SIGN    Chez Woof
[19:02] ---
    Kululu said "fish curry,"
    but it's really a fancy cafe.
[19:09] ---
    Natsumi...
[19:12] ---
    Natsumi!
[19:14] ---
    What's going on?
SIGN    623 Radio
[19:20] ---
    Jeez! What the heck is wrong with you?!
[19:23] ---
    Where's Saburo?! I'm going to
    have it out with him right here!
[19:27] ---
    Saburo-senpai isn't here!
[19:31] ---
    Go ahead and have a seat.
[19:33] ---
    O-Okay...
[19:38] ---
    I-I see. It was all a big
    misunderstanding on my part.
SIGN    623 Radio
[19:45] ---
    Well, let's start another 623 Radio
    location broadcast special!
[19:49] ---
    All of you are here by special invitation,
    since it's your birthday this week.
[19:55] ---
    So? What did you come here for?
[19:58] ---
    Oh, it's just for Pekoponian
    biological research.
[20:01] ---
    Whatever. Let's listen together.
[20:05] ---
    Fine. I'll listen with you.
[20:08] ---
    W-Well, at least he isn't here...
[20:10] ---
    And in the end...
[20:13] ---
    Despite all of his worries, he was able
    to spend Natsumi-chan's birthday with her.
[20:18] ---
    The first poem of the evening
[20:20] ---
    is from an Inner-Tokyo resident,
    pen name Giroppe.
[20:24] ---
    This is the birthday climax!
[20:26] ---
    I'll begin reading.
[20:31] ---
    "You are my lance corporal.
[20:33] ---
    You crawl along to my position."
[20:36] ---
    "You are my lance corporal.
SIGN    You are my lance corporal. You crawl along to my position.
[20:39] ---
    You crawl along to my position."
[20:42] ---
    W-What do you think of this poem, Natsumi?
[20:49] ---
    What is this weird poem?
[20:52] ---
    Oh... i-it... uh...
SIGN    Silence
SIGN    Chez Woof
[20:59] ---
    Giroro?!
[21:00] ---
    He ran away!
[21:04] ---
    Giro!
[21:07] ---
    Anyway, that was Lance Corporal Giroro,
     tilting at windmills again.
[21:12] ---
    Why?!
SIGN    Natsumi & Sergeant Keroro Happy Birthday
[21:13] ---
    Thank you for your patience!
    Sergeant Keroro's birthday party!
[21:18] ---
    Happy birthday!
[21:20] ---
    Thank you, everyone!
SIGN    December 9th
[21:21] ---
    You're making me feel bashful.
[21:24] ---
    Although...
[21:26] ---
    In the end, it was a joint
    birthday party with Natsumi-chan.
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro's Grand Birthday Party The End
[21:33] ---
    You can rub it in my face better than that!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
SIGN    Pet Pet Pet Pet
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
    The other day, the secret base's
    fire detector malfunctioned,
[23:12] ---
    and I shut it off in a hurry,
[23:13] ---
    but I was surprised when several
    space fire trucks came zooming in.
SIGN    Invader
    Cleaning
[23:16] ---
    Everyone, be careful of fires, sir!
[23:19] ---
    That aside, don't make me pay a fine!
SIGN    Superior Plastic Model Lord
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: That Guy and the
    Lullaby Legend, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro: Mighty Plastic Model Battle, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!