E291 - Alisa & Nevula: First Hot Spring, Sir! / Keroro Platoon: Struggle on the Day of the Rooster, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:41] ---
    Mom!
[01:43] ---
    Look! Look!
[01:44] ---
    The air is so clean.
[01:46] ---
    It's been a long time since we've come
[01:48] ---
    to a hot spring as a family!
[01:50] ---
    I didn't really need them
    tagging along, though.
[01:52] ---
    Well, well, well...
[01:53] ---
    This is the pleasure of autumn.
[01:56] ---
    Kero-chan made the reservations and
    arranged the tickets for this trip.
[02:01] ---
    I'm grateful to you, Lady Mom.
[02:04] ---
    Responsibility is a mark of trust!
[02:07] ---
    It's as if the Keroro Platoon has been
    endorsed as members of the Hinata family!
[02:11] ---
    Oh! Well, we all are family, aren't we?
SIGN    Tamed Alien
[02:14] ---
    All right!
[02:14] ---
    Next is the cable car!
[02:15] ---
    Isn't Mom scary once in a while?
[02:16] ---
    All of you are so well-prepared, Kero-chan.
[02:17] ---
    Yeah.
[02:21] ---
    Gero!
[02:22] ---
    That's...
[02:23] ---
    ...Alisa...
[02:24] ---
    ...chan.
[02:26] ---
    What a coincidence, Fuyuki.
[02:31] ---
    Alisa & Nevula: First Hot Spring, Sir!
[02:37] ---
    Well, the gang's all here.
[02:39] ---
    I sensed you, Fuyuki,
    so I followed you here.
[02:43] ---
    Come with me.
[02:45] ---
    We're going hunting.
[02:45] ---
    Wait!
[02:46] ---
    Apparently, the hunting is good
    in the mountains at this time of year.
[02:50] ---
    Does that mean...
[02:52] ---
    ...hunting for mushrooms
SIGN    Picking Mushrooms
[02:54] ---
    or red leaves?
SIGN    Viewing Leaves
[02:55] ---
    Or, like, hunting different?
[02:57] ---
    Alisa-chan, I'm here to enjoy
    the hot spring with my family.
[03:02] ---
    Hot spring...
[03:03] ---
    Enjoy it with your family...
[03:06] ---
    All right.
[03:08] ---
    Then I'll enjoy the hot spring
    with your family, too.
[03:14] ---
    Sorry about this...
[03:16] ---
    We invited ourselves along.
[03:18] ---
    That's okay.
[03:19] ---
    The more, the merrier.
[03:21] ---
    I'm glad you see it that way.
[03:25] ---
    Daddy...
[03:26] ---
    What is it, Alisa?
[03:29] ---
    What is a "hot spring"?
[03:32] ---
    Hot spring?
[03:33] ---
    Well, it's...
[03:35] ---
    Huh?
[03:36] ---
    Hot spring?
[03:37] ---
    Good question...
[03:43] ---
    Come to think of it,
    I have seen "hot spring manju"
SIGN    His Imagination
SIGN    Hot Spring Manju Salesperson Wanted
[03:46] ---
    in a part-time job magazine before.
[03:50] ---
    In other words, I suppose
    it's a kind of part-time job.
[03:51] ---
    So it's social studies?
[03:53] ---
    Not quite.
[03:56] ---
    Um...
[03:58] ---
    What's a "hot spring"?
[04:02] ---
    Hot spring, huh? It's...
[04:08] ---
    The water is just right.
[04:11] ---
    Scum!
[04:13] ---
    Scumbags!
[04:15] ---
    I'll...
[04:15] ---
    I'll protect you!
[04:17] ---
    So, Natsumi...
[04:19] ---
    Relax and enjoy the bath!
[04:23] ---
    A hot spring is a battlefield.
SIGN    Hot Spring
SIGN    It's a
SIGN    It's a battlefield
[04:26] ---
    Of course that's wrong.
[04:28] ---
    Battlefield?
[04:29] ---
    Here's a red leaf hairpin.
[04:33] ---
    Thank you!
[04:35] ---
    I can't wait to see what
    the hot spring is like.
[04:39] ---
    Battlefield...
[04:41] ---
    This is it!
[04:43] ---
    It seems nice!
SIGN    Reserved Today
[04:47] ---
    Reserved?
[04:48] ---
    Nice one, stupid frog!
[04:50] ---
    But wasn't it expensive?
[04:52] ---
    Oh, that's okay. We can pay our own way.
[04:52] ---
    Excuse me.
[04:54] ---
    Is a hot spring a battlefield?
[04:58] ---
    That's right...
[05:02] ---
    Scum!
[05:04] ---
    Wha...?!
[05:06] ---
    Hinata Natsumi Selection, Volume Nine!
[05:08] ---
    "Secret Clouds of Steam Travelogue"!
[05:09] ---
    Limited to reserved copies.
    now taking orders!
[05:13] ---
    Certainly,
[05:15] ---
    it is a battlefield.
[05:16] ---
    He was right...
[05:17] ---
    No, he wasn't.
SIGN    Women
SIGN    Men
[05:20] ---
    See you guys later.
[05:21] ---
    Yeah.
[05:22] ---
    Bath time, bath time...
[05:30] ---
    Alisa-chan, you're over here!
SIGN    Men
[05:32] ---
    I want to be with Fuyuki.
[05:34] ---
    It's not that simple...
[05:35] ---
    Alisa-chan, you're a girl, right?
[05:37] ---
    Girls use the women's bath.
[05:41] ---
    Then...
[05:41] ---
    ...Fuyuki can use the women's bath.
[05:43] ---
    W-Wait!
[05:47] ---
    Alisa-chan...
[05:48] ---
    Men use the men's bath.
[05:50] ---
    Women use the women's bath. That's the rule.
[05:53] ---
    You see?
[05:55] ---
    Understood.
[05:57] ---
    It can't be helped.
SIGN    Women
SIGN    Men
[06:04] ---
    Then we'll see you later!
[06:05] ---
    The things we deal with, you know?
[06:11] ---
    Wait a second!
[06:12] ---
    Wait just a second!
[06:13] ---
    Now what?!
SIGN    Women
[06:16] ---
    You're a man, aren't you?!
[06:19] ---
    What, you're trying to nonchalantly
    slip into the women's bath?!
SIGN    Women
[06:23] ---
    Daddy can't use the women's bath?
[06:25] ---
    No, now that he mentions it...
[06:28] ---
    I see.
[06:29] ---
    Alisa!
[06:30] ---
    I'll be fine.
[06:32] ---
    You go to the men's bath, Daddy.
SIGN    Women
SIGN    Men
[06:35] ---
    Sheesh! That was close.
[06:42] ---
    Alisa...
[06:45] ---
    This is paradise.
[06:46] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, I will wash your back later.
[06:49] ---
    I'm counting on it.
[06:51] ---
    Is it okay?
[06:53] ---
    Will she be okay?
[06:55] ---
    That girl, on her own...
[06:57] ---
    Huh. Mois-chan, you really have a nice body!
[07:00] ---
    I do not!
[07:01] ---
    Now, Natsumi-san, you have a very...
[07:05] ---
    I'm not done growing yet...
[07:07] ---
    Hey, Mois-chan, let me see how it feels!
[07:10] ---
    H-Hey, Natsumi-san!
[07:12] ---
    Nevula-san!
[07:13] ---
    Is something wrong?
[07:15] ---
    No, um...
[07:17] ---
    I've never been separated
    from Alisa before.
[07:21] ---
    On top of that, this is a battlefield, right?
[07:24] ---
    Gero?
[07:25] ---
    Battlefield?
[07:26] ---
    Nevula-dono...
[07:27] ---
    Immersing yourself in the bath
    will help you relax.
[07:30] ---
    Okay...
[07:32] ---
    This water has an odor.
[07:35] ---
    That smell is sulfur.
[07:37] ---
    Sulfur?
[07:38] ---
    There's a lot of it
    in volcanic hot springs.
[07:41] ---
    Come to think of it,
    there's a legend about
[07:44] ---
    hot spring sulfur called
    "The Killing Stone."
SIGN    The Killing Stone
[07:47] ---
    It's a story about a yokai fox
[07:49] ---
    that turned into sulfuric rock
[07:50] ---
    and then approached animals to kill them.
[07:55] ---
    Is this water poisonous?
[07:58] ---
    No. In fact, a proper amount
    of sulfur is good for you.
[08:02] ---
    It is a gift from nature.
[08:03] ---
    The Killing Stone? Yokai?
[08:07] ---
    Prey we must hunt down...
[08:09] ---
    That's not it.
[08:14] ---
    Alisa-chan!
[08:16] ---
    Come over here by us, Alisa-chan!
[08:20] ---
    Yokai...
[08:21] ---
    Denizens of darkness...
[08:22] ---
    This is bad.
[08:24] ---
    This is very bad!
[08:25] ---
    Nevula-dono?
[08:27] ---
    A hot spring is a battlefield...
[08:28] ---
    Alisa is alone...
[08:30] ---
    Anyway, it's so elegant here.
[08:34] ---
    Alisa-chan!
[08:35] ---
    Look out!
SIGN    Soap!
[08:42] ---
    Alisa!
[08:44] ---
    Nevula-dono!
[08:45] ---
    Oh, come on!
[08:46] ---
    Alisa!
[08:47] ---
    I'm coming!
[08:49] ---
    Father! You can't go over there!
[08:51] ---
    Alisa!
[08:52] ---
    Alisa is in danger!
[08:54] ---
    That's your imagination.
[08:55] ---
    You can't!
[08:56] ---
    Yes!
[08:57] ---
    I don't understand!
[08:57] ---
    Yes!
[09:01] ---
    It sounds like they're having fun
    on that side, too.
[09:06] ---
    Snake!
[09:07] ---
    It's okay, Mom!
[09:10] ---
    It's just a twig!
[09:11] ---
    Oh!
[09:12] ---
    Alisa!
[09:14] ---
    Jeez!
[09:16] ---
    This guy is a pain!
[09:18] ---
    You scum!
[09:19] ---
    Oh, great...
[09:20] ---
    Now we've got two pains...
[09:24] ---
    Control yourself!
[09:26] ---
    Get out of my way!
SIGN    Soap
[09:31] ---
    Alisa!
[09:33] ---
    Stop!
[09:34] ---
    Stop, or I'll shoot!
[09:35] ---
    Hot spring! This is a battlefield!
[09:42] ---
    Tch!
[09:44] ---
    Move!
[09:48] ---
    You're not going over there!
[09:50] ---
    Alisa...
[09:51] ---
    Alisa...
[09:53] ---
    Natsumi...
[09:54] ---
    I...
[09:56] ---
    ...will...
[09:57] ---
    ...protect you!
[10:01] ---
    Nothing to do with me.
[10:02] ---
    You two!
[10:11] ---
    Jeez. That's going too far!
[10:13] ---
    Gero?
[10:15] ---
    Or, like, willful breaking?
[10:18] ---
    Oh...
[10:19] ---
    Hey! What are you doing?!
[10:22] ---
    Daddy...
[10:24] ---
    A...
[10:25] ---
    Alisa...
[10:33] ---
    I am so sorry!
[10:35] ---
    Sorry! Sorry!
[10:37] ---
    I beg for your forgiveness!
[10:38] ---
    It's all right, Nevula-san.
SIGN    Blindfolds!!
[10:41] ---
    All parents worry about their children.
[10:45] ---
    Although there is such a thing
     as "going overboard."
[10:48] ---
    But with the wall like this,
[10:50] ---
    we can't use the bath anymore.
[10:52] ---
    Or, like, bitter regret?
[10:56] ---
    I have a good idea.
[10:59] ---
    Yeah!
[11:03] ---
    This is paradise!
[11:04] ---
    Perfect water, beautiful view...
[11:07] ---
    Or, like, pampered splendor?
[11:14] ---
    If you dare look on the opposite side...
[11:17] ---
    I wouldn't do that...
[11:18] ---
    I learned my lesson.
[11:20] ---
    The water temperature is perfect.
[11:21] ---
    I wanna come back here again with everyone.
[11:23] ---
    Next time, I'll bring Momocchi, too!
[11:25] ---
    Yeah. And Koyuki-dono.
[11:29] ---
    Here, Alisa-chan.
[11:32] ---
    It's a red leaf hairpin.
[11:34] ---
    Yeah, it looks good on you!
[11:36] ---
    Red leaf...
[11:37] ---
    Alisa-chan, this is enjoying
    a hot spring with family.
[11:40] ---
    The hot spring warms
    your body and soul, right?
[11:44] ---
    This is enjoying with family.
[11:49] ---
    This is...
[11:51] ---
    ...warm...
[11:55] ---
    Alisa...
[11:57] ---
    This is a hot spring.
[12:09] ---
    Yo!
SIGN    Business
[12:14] ---
    We're here at the
    Day of the Rooster festival.
SIGN    Live
[12:17] ---
    It's very lively this year too,
    with a lot of people in attendance.
[12:21] ---
    Huh. The Day of the Rooster festival...
[12:24] ---
    Day of the Rooster?
[12:25] ---
    Yeah.
SIGN    Takamura
SIGN    Thriving Business
[12:26] ---
    It's a festival where shop owners
[12:28] ---
    wish for prosperous business
[12:30] ---
    and people buy rakes that
    symbolically gather good fortune.
SIGN    Thriving Business
[12:34] ---
    Huh. That sounds like fun.
[12:36] ---
    I'd like to go.
[12:38] ---
    Gero?
[12:39] ---
    There's a Day of the Rooster?
[12:41] ---
    You know about Day of the Rooster?
[12:43] ---
    Of course!
[12:44] ---
    There's a Space Day of the Rooster,
[12:47] ---
    and we buy rakes there every year.
SIGN    Space Day of the Rooster
[12:50] ---
    Space Day of the Rooster, huh?
[12:52] ---
    Wow!
[12:53] ---
    I'm planning to go tomorrow, in fact,
[12:56] ---
    so would you like to go with,
    Master Fuyuki and Lady Natsumi?
[13:00] ---
    Yeah!
[13:02] ---
    So there's even a
    Day of the Rooster in space, huh?
[13:07] ---
    Keroro Platoon:
    Struggle on the Day of the Rooster, Sir!
[13:13] ---
    Yo!
[13:19] ---
    It's so crowded!
[13:21] ---
    Yeah. It's just like Earth's.
[13:23] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[13:25] ---
    Pekopon's Day of the Rooster
    is nothing compared to this.
[13:28] ---
    Look!
[13:29] ---
    There's an abundance of variations.
[13:31] ---
    Every year, people work hard to create rakes
[13:34] ---
    of various sizes for this day.
[13:36] ---
    Now that's what I call profitability!
[13:40] ---
    And the price, too...
[13:41] ---
    The bigger the rake...
[13:44] ---
    ...the more expensive it is.
[13:46] ---
    Or, like, lavish array?
[13:50] ---
    It's the same as Earth'.
[13:52] ---
    This way, the invasion
    will definitely thrive!
[13:54] ---
    Invasion?
[13:56] ---
    Isn't it for "thriving business"?
[13:57] ---
    "Thriving invasion"
    refers to superstitious aliens
[14:00] ---
    that wish for their invasion
    of a certain planet to succeed.
[14:06] ---
    The bigger the rake,
[14:08] ---
    the more auspicious it's supposed to be.
[14:10] ---
    It's just superstitious hooey!
[14:11] ---
    No, it is more like a tradition.
[14:14] ---
    That is important.
[14:17] ---
    The more I hear,
[14:18] ---
    the more it sounds exactly like Earth's.
[14:20] ---
    Peter-san and Jenny-san, buy it!
[14:23] ---
    All right!
[14:24] ---
    Wish for a thriving invasion!
[14:26] ---
    Hand-clapping!
[14:27] ---
    Yo!
[14:29] ---
    That's the essence of the
    Space Day of the Rooster.
[14:32] ---
    Essence?
[14:33] ---
    It is about buying a rake that is bigger
[14:35] ---
    and showier than the other invaders'.
[14:37] ---
    Invaders' vanity is the essence
    of this event.
[14:40] ---
    Therefore,
[14:42] ---
    my Keroro Platoon
[14:43] ---
    will buy a rake that astonishes
    the other invaders!
SIGN    Thriving Invasion
[14:48] ---
    We still have to stay within
    our invasion budget.
[14:51] ---
    I won't agree to wasting money!
[14:53] ---
    Well, as long as it is within reason.
[14:56] ---
    At a time like this,
[14:58] ---
    it's boring unless you
    disregard common sense!
[15:00] ---
    What are you talking about,
    disregard common sense?!
[15:03] ---
    Um, common sense is...
[15:05] ---
    Come on! Money is meant to be spent!
[15:08] ---
    Don't waste it!
[15:09] ---
    Think carefully!
[15:10] ---
    Listen, all I am saying...
[15:11] ---
    I don't wanna hear it!
[15:13] ---
    Why are you dragging me into it?!
[15:17] ---
    This is practical.
[15:21] ---
    Boring!
[15:22] ---
    Hey, old man...
[15:22] ---
    Right. This would cost you about this...
[15:25] ---
    Wha?
[15:25] ---
    Are you trying to rip us off?
[15:27] ---
    Hey!
[15:28] ---
    Quit complaining so much!
[15:30] ---
    Shut up!
[15:30] ---
    If you're looking for a cheaper one...
[15:32] ---
    Is there one?
[15:32] ---
    Gero?
[15:36] ---
    Th-That?
[15:37] ---
    It has to be a big one!
[15:39] ---
    Give me the most expensive one!
[15:41] ---
    Knock it off!
[15:42] ---
    A big one!
[15:43] ---
    Why am I involved?!
[15:45] ---
    What's this? Everyone...
[15:48] ---
    You are...
[15:49] ---
    Gero?
[15:51] ---
    Long time no see...
[15:52] ---
    ...Warrant Officer Bariri!
[15:53] ---
    Are you here to buy a rake, too,
    Warrant Officer Bariri?
[15:56] ---
    Yes. That's right.
[15:59] ---
    Is there something hanging out of your mouth?
[16:02] ---
    Ectoplasm!
[16:03] ---
    This is the first time I've seen it!
[16:05] ---
    A rake...
[16:06] ---
    To an invader,
[16:08] ---
    it is a sign of good luck like a flounder
    skipping along the surface of the water,
[16:12] ---
    and as precious as a filleted sea bream.
[16:15] ---
    Flounder? Sea bream?
[16:17] ---
    Or, like, meaning unknown?
[16:19] ---
    Yeah, see, ever since
    Pururu-chan rejected him,
[16:23] ---
    he's been a few cards short of a deck.
[16:25] ---
    My counselor told me...
[16:27] ---
    ...to keep your feelings
    from dragging you down,
[16:30] ---
    you should try expressing yourself with fish.
[16:32] ---
    That was his advice.
[16:34] ---
    He's fooling you.
[16:36] ---
    I'm here to pick up the one I ordered.
[16:39] ---
    Hey!
[16:41] ---
    Bring out Bariri-san's!
SIGN    Love
[16:45] ---
    Gero...
[16:45] ---
    It's huge...
[16:47] ---
    This rake is fancier than a tuna that's
    been sliced up for an autopsy exhibit!
[16:51] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[16:52] ---
    Enough with the fish.
[16:54] ---
    Well, everyone.
[16:57] ---
    You don't have to tell
    Pururu-san anything from me.
[17:03] ---
    I'm serious about that.
[17:08] ---
    In other words...
    "Please give her my best," right?
[17:11] ---
    I do not wanna become an adult like that.
[17:14] ---
    Pururu-chan has it rough, too.
[17:16] ---
    Ectoplasm...
[17:17] ---
    But the rake he bought was lovely, wasn't it?
[17:21] ---
    Gero?
[17:22] ---
    That was nothing!
[17:24] ---
    Old man!
[17:25] ---
    Never mind my grumbling subordinate!
[17:27] ---
    Take out the biggest rake you have here!
[17:30] ---
    I told you to stop it!
[17:31] ---
    Gero!
[17:32] ---
    If you want the biggest one...
SIGN    Reserved
SIGN    Treasure
[17:35] ---
    ...this is it.
SIGN    Zaku 1/1
[17:38] ---
    Gero!
[17:41] ---
    Yeah, old man!
[17:42] ---
    I'll take it!
[17:44] ---
    Wha...?!
[17:45] ---
    We don't need it!
[17:46] ---
    Give it up!
[17:46] ---
    Sir, it's already reserved.
SIGN    Galulu-sama
    Reserved
[17:50] ---
    Reserved...
[17:52] ---
    "G-Galulu-sama"?!
[17:54] ---
    Lieutenant Galulu's rake is gigantic!
[17:59] ---
    Despite the way he looks, he's not afraid
    to go bold when it comes to shopping.
[18:03] ---
    Darn you, Galulu.
[18:04] ---
    How is it you don't know
[18:06] ---
    this is nothing more than a waste of money?
[18:07] ---
    Still, wow!
[18:08] ---
    To think he bought something like this...
[18:10] ---
    Or, like, lavish vastness?
[18:12] ---
    Giroro's big brother is kind of cool!
[18:16] ---
    Cool!
[18:18] ---
    Cool...
[18:20] ---
    Cool!
[18:21] ---
    Cool!
[18:23] ---
    Cool...
[18:24] ---
    Cool!
[18:26] ---
    Cool!
SIGN    Snap
[18:29] ---
    Where is it?! Where's a rake
    that's bigger than Galulu's?!
SIGN    Calm Down
[18:34] ---
    Giroro! Calm down!
[18:35] ---
    Giroro-dono! Calm down!
[18:38] ---
    Shut up!
[18:39] ---
    You have no idea!
    You have no idea how I feel!
[18:42] ---
    What are you doing?!
[18:43] ---
    A hysterical man is pathetic!
[18:45] ---
    Why do I have to be part of this?!
[18:48] ---
    Hi, fellas!
[18:50] ---
    What's wrong?
[18:52] ---
    Urere?
SIGN    Wrong Way Gate
[18:57] ---
    Oh, you're fighting about
    the size of the rake, huh?
[19:00] ---
    You saw me at my worst back there.
[19:02] ---
    I think I lost it a bit.
[19:04] ---
    Not just a "bit," iodine face.
[19:07] ---
    Certainly, the rakes are important.
[19:10] ---
    But it's not all about size.
[19:14] ---
    You should go with a rake that suits
[19:16] ---
    your own invasion, yourselves,
    and your social position.
[19:19] ---
    In the first place, the size of a rake
    won't ensure a successful invasion.
[19:23] ---
    You are absolutely right.
[19:25] ---
    Gero?
[19:26] ---
    It's like the expression
    "living within your means."
SIGN    Wrong
[19:28] ---
    It's important to know what's
    appropriate for you at the moment.
[19:32] ---
    That's how I've been successful.
[19:35] ---
    That's...
[19:36] ---
    An invader like Urere...
[19:38] ---
    Don't tell me...
[19:39] ---
    He has this one tiny rake...
[19:41] ---
    Well, I'll be on my way.
[19:42] ---
    See you.
[19:45] ---
    He's superstitious, too?
[19:48] ---
    That was strap-sized...
[19:50] ---
    The point is to know yourself and your place.
[19:54] ---
    Overreaching is no good.
[19:57] ---
    That goes for us, too.
[19:59] ---
    Commander-dono...
[20:00] ---
    Let's go back to basics
[20:01] ---
    and buy a moderate rake that suits us.
[20:06] ---
    Right!
[20:06] ---
    Fine with me.
[20:07] ---
    Commander-dono!
[20:08] ---
    Good thinking.
[20:09] ---
    When you put it that way...
SIGN    Wrong Way Gate
[20:11] ---
    Thank you!
[20:13] ---
    Gero?
[20:14] ---
    To this address, please.
SIGN    Invasion
[20:16] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Byg-Zam
    1/1
[20:18] ---
    Okay, it'll arrive in
    the morning, as you wish.
[20:24] ---
    Hey, Urere...
[20:26] ---
    What was that?
[20:29] ---
    You mean the rake I bought?
[20:31] ---
    Since I've been buying rakes of that size,
[20:34] ---
    my invasions have been soaring.
[20:36] ---
    On top of that, a free strap came with it.
[20:40] ---
    Besides, we're in the
    centennial recession right now.
[20:43] ---
    When you're in a pinch,
    you'd better up your chances.
[20:45] ---
    If you're going to rely on something, rely
    on different ways to cover all your bases.
[20:50] ---
    There they go...
[20:53] ---
    Come one, come all!
[21:01] ---
    Give us your biggest rake!
[21:07] ---
    Huh...
[21:08] ---
    So did Kero-chan buy the biggest rake, then?
[21:12] ---
    Yeah. It attracted a lot of attention.
[21:15] ---
    I was kind of impressed.
[21:17] ---
    But...
[21:18] ---
    ...with that...
[21:20] ---
    I wonder how they're going
    to clean it up later.
[21:27] ---
    In the end, the Keroro Platoon
    bought the biggest rake.
SIGN    Keroro Platoon
[21:33] ---
    Maybe it's a little too big...
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Right now, we are riding on
    a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    We're passing through a sea of stars,
    on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
    There's the scary dream I had last night,
     and the dream for my future.
SIGN    Hinata
[23:14] ---
    Even though we call them both dreams,
[23:16] ---
    I think the meaning is different.
[23:17] ---
    What's that about?
[23:19] ---
    That aside,
SIGN    Boom
[23:20] ---
    give me the background on Norah Leigh!
[23:23] ---
    "Natsumi: The Secret of the
    Chest of Drawers, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro: You're in My Dream, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!