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E167 - 556: How To Make Cup Ramen, Sir! / Keroro: Complete the Crossword, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:30] ---
    Adhesion!
SIGN    Adhesion
[01:39] [SONG] ---
    
[01:42] ---
    As you know, this is Space Detective 556!
SIGN    Space Detective 556
[01:45] [SONG] ---
    
[01:47] ---
    Also a young friend of Sergeant Keroro's,
[01:49] ---
    Today, as every day, he is fighting
    to protect peace on Earth.
[01:57] ---
    Or he should be.
[01:59] ---
    Huh? What on Earth is he...?
[02:15] ---
    He seems to be in the middle of
    developing a new transformation pose.
[02:19] ---
    Brother, I'm home!
[02:20] ---
    Oh! Welcome home, Lavie!
[02:23] ---
    Look, brother! The supermarket
    offered me a chance at the raffle,
[02:26] ---
    and I won this!
[02:29] ---
    Th-This is...!
[02:35] ---
    556: How To Make Cup Ramen, Sir!
[02:41] ---
    Brother, why do we have to hide?
[02:44] ---
    That is clearly a new type of weapon!
SIGN    New Type of Weapon
[02:48] ---
    There's no way that's true...
    It was a raffle prize!
[02:52] ---
    The 6th catagory of prize!
[02:53] ---
    That is how the enemy works.
[02:55] ---
    They make you drop your guard, and then...
[03:00] ---
    Just like that!
[03:02] ---
    The enemy? What enemy?
SIGN    First Sale of Summer! 5 times the points if you spend over 500 yen Ultimate Bargain - 68 yen!
SIGN    6th
    
    
    7th
[03:07] ---
    Look, Brother!
SIGN    68 yen
[03:09] ---
    This is called a cup ramen!
[03:12] ---
    Cup ra-MEN?
[03:14] ---
    Is it indeed... an ally of justice?
SIGN    C-Men '75
[03:18] ---
    C-Men '75!
[03:20] ---
    I think that's a different kind of "men"...
[03:24] ---
    However! They will not deceive my eyes!
[03:30] ---
    It calls itself a cup,
    and yet water will not go into it!
[03:34] ---
    It is a failure as a cup!
[03:38] ---
    This way is more stable!
[03:41] ---
    But the writing is upside down...
[03:44] ---
    Yes... the writing!
SIGN    Calories 334kcal
    Protein 1.05g
    Fat 13.8g
    Carbohydrates 4.24g
    Sodium 1860mg
    (Noodles / Other ingredients 920mg)
    (Soup 940mg)
    Vitamin B1 0.16mg
    Vitamin B2 0.24mg
    Calcium 96mg
[03:45] ---
    Its secret is hidden among these letters!
[03:49] ---
    Brother, you're amazing!
[03:50] ---
    Hmm. Uhh. Let's see.
[03:55] ---
    Lavie! Can you read this?
[03:58] ---
    Um.
SIGN    Boiling water, 3 minutes! Cannot be microwaved Beware of burns!!
[03:59] ---
    Boiling water, 3 minutes!
[04:01] ---
    What?! Boiling, it says?!
SIGN    Boiling!!
[04:04] ---
    As you wish!!
SIGN    Nettou
    (heated battle)
    (boiling water)
[04:07] ---
    Brother... not that "nettou"
    (heated battle)...
SIGN    Nattou
[04:14] ---
    That's nattou...
SIGN    Makkou (sperm whale)
[04:18] ---
    That's makkou (sperm whale)...
[04:24] ---
    Brother, could that be...?!
SIGN    Sottou (fainting)
[04:27] ---
    Sottou (fainting)!
[04:29] ---
    Brother, "nettou" means hot water!
[04:32] ---
    What?!
[04:33] ---
    Hot water?! I can do this!
[04:41] ---
    They stopped our water...
[04:48] ---
    Where are you going, brother?
[04:52] ---
    What? Really?
[04:53] ---
    Yeah. I heard it was true.
[04:55] ---
    That's just weird, though.
[05:07] ---
    I wonder where 556-san
    is running off to with that kettle?
[05:10] ---
    You mustn't think about it.
    We saw nothing.
[05:13] ---
    But...
[05:14] ---
    Nothing!
[05:22] ---
    Welcome back, brother!
[05:24] ---
    Lavie! We are good for water!
[05:27] ---
    Brother... I don't think you can...
[05:29] ---
    Don't worry!
[05:30] ---
    I got it for free!
[05:32] ---
    That's not what I meant...
[05:38] ---
    They also stopped the gas...
[05:43] ---
    Then we will use the electric stove!
[05:45] ---
    Of course they stopped the electricity, too.
[05:49] ---
    And we don't own an electric stove.
[05:51] ---
    If we have no electricity, then we
    just need to use candles like always!
[06:05] ---
    Brother, is the water going to boil?
[06:08] ---
    Maybe sometime...
[06:15] ---
    Brother?
[06:21] ---
    Brother...
[06:22] ---
    We do have matches...
[06:35] ---
    Lavie! The boiling water is ready!
[06:37] ---
    It says... open the lid
    and pour in the boiling water.
[06:40] ---
    The lid!
[06:42] ---
    But where is the lid?
[06:44] ---
    It says "OPEN"...
[06:46] ---
    I think that's probably it.
SIGN    OPEN
[06:52] ---
    It's no good... it's shielded
    completely by a protective barrier!
SIGN    Barrier
[06:56] ---
    This calls for...
[06:58] ---
    Laser sword!
[07:00] ---
    Brother!
[07:01] ---
    You'll break it!
[07:05] ---
    Then how will we break through this barrier?!
[07:14] ---
    The sun's already setting...
[07:16] ---
    How are you doing, brother?
[07:18] ---
    Did you think of a good method?
SIGN    Prick Prick Prick Prick
[07:23] ---
    Brother! What are you doing?!
SIGN    Prick Prick Prick Prick Prick Prick
[07:26] ---
    As I was touching the barrier,
[07:27] ---
    I started wanting to do this for some reason!
[07:30] ---
    I can't believe my brother would
    do something so laborious!
[07:39] ---
    I'm sorry, Lavie!
[07:41] ---
    I was so stupid to fall
    right into the enemy's trap!
[07:45] ---
    Please forgive me!
[07:47] ---
    Barrier Break of Rage!
[07:52] ---
    Brother!
[07:54] ---
    We did it, Lavie!
[07:55] ---
    First obstacle surmounted!
[08:02] ---
    Okay! The lid is open!
[08:14] ---
    I feel like it didn't need to be hot water...
[08:17] ---
    What a time-consuming cup.
[08:19] ---
    Brother, I have a feeling the part over there
    is the more important part...
[08:23] ---
    What?!
[08:25] ---
    What am I meant to do with this?!
[08:27] ---
    Eat it, I think...
[08:30] ---
    Not like that...
[08:32] ---
    I think that's where the
    hot water would come in...
[08:39] ---
    I see! I've got it!
SIGN    Motanasou
[08:48] ---
    Boiling water for three minutes!
[08:50] ---
    Brother, do you have a timer?
[08:53] ---
    No!
[08:54] ---
    Then how are you going to...
[08:56] ---
    All heroes of justice...
[08:58] ---
    ...are instinctively familiar with this
    span of time known as "three minutes!"
[09:16] ---
    Aha! Exactly three minutes!
[09:21] ---
    Mmm... it smells delicious!
[09:24] ---
    You did it, brother!
[09:25] ---
    Okay! Then let's eat and see what it's like!
[09:28] ---
    Yes!
[09:31] ---
    Thanks for the food!
[09:34] ---
    Kids, please do not eat
    out of storage units.
[09:40] ---
    It... it...
[09:41] ---
    It's good!
[09:44] ---
    Brother, it's tasty, isn't it?
[09:46] ---
    Although a little bland!
[09:48] ---
    Who knew there was something
    so tasty in this world!
[09:52] ---
    Isn't that great, brother?!
[09:54] ---
    Yeah! To win something like this,
SIGN    Motanasou
[09:57] ---
    Lavie, you have great luck with raffles!
[09:59] ---
    Brother, I'll give you this
    yellow fluffy thing...
[10:03] ---
    What are you saying?! I'll give it to you!
[10:05] ---
    Having overcome many difficulties,
[10:08] ---
    the 556 siblings split the single cup ramen
    between them and savored it together.
[10:15] ---
    Wasn't it delicious, brother?
[10:23] ---
    What in the world was this cup?
[10:26] ---
    It is quite extravagant for a container.
[10:29] ---
    It is too great a waste to throw it away!
[10:32] ---
    The next day.
[10:34] ---
    Hello, Lady Lavie!
[10:36] ---
    Keroro-san, my brother finally
    got a telephone line!
[10:40] ---
    Ooh! That is interesting!
[10:41] ---
    So, what's his number?
[10:43] ---
    Here you go!
[10:46] ---
    Th-This is...
[10:48] ---
    ...a cup ramen cup...
[10:50] ---
    G-Gero...
[10:52] ---
    A phone...?
[10:54] ---
    Could this be...
[10:55] ---
    Yes...
SIGN    Tight
[10:58] ---
    Hey, Keroro! Hey, Keroro! Can you hear me?!
[11:02] ---
    ...556!
[11:04] ---
    Rejoice, Keroro! Now we true friends
    can contact each other frequently!
[11:11] ---
    What's wrong, Keroro?!
    Are you crying in joy?!
[11:13] ---
    ...No, uh...
[11:14] ---
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
     I'm so sorry for my brother!
[11:21] ---
    Space Detective 556!
[11:23] ---
    The man who burns hot and
    fierce in any situation!
[11:26] ---
    However, he is sometimes a hassle!
[11:37] ---
    How do you obtain the things you want?
[11:40] ---
    Did you buy them yourself, or perhaps
    get them as presents from others?
SIGN    SUNIRASE Courier
    Home Delivery Parcel
[11:44] ---
    Those are a couple of the possibilities.
[11:48] ---
    Delivery!
SIGN    SUNIRASE Courier
    Home Delivery Parcel
[11:51] ---
    Yes!
[11:52] ---
    Yes, yes, yes!
[11:56] ---
    Sarge, look, look!
[11:57] ---
    I got this by solving a crossword
    puzzle in a magazine!
[12:01] ---
    A crossword puzzle?
[12:03] ---
    It was quite difficult, but...
[12:05] ---
    ...I wanted this prize so much!
[12:08] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    This month's prizes are all gems that will leave fanatics drooling!
[12:12] ---
    I-It's...!
[12:14] ---
    A s-super deluxe prize?!
[12:19] ---
    Keroro: Complete the Crossword, Sir!
[12:26] ---
    Ummm, Lady Natsumi...?
[12:29] ---
    What?
[12:30] ---
    There's no... crossword puzzle
    in that magazine, right?
[12:35] ---
    There is.
[12:36] ---
    Ohh, Natsumi-san, I'd like it, please, ma'am.
[12:39] ---
    Wellll, I don't knowwwww...
[12:44] ---
    Then what about if I take over
    one of your chore days?
SIGN    1 day
[12:48] ---
    Three of them.
SIGN    3 days
[12:49] ---
    Gero.
SIGN    1 day
SIGN    2 days
[12:51] ---
    How about two?
[12:52] ---
    Okay! Successful negotiation. Here you go!
[12:55] ---
    Oooh!
[12:58] ---
    Hmm, so...
[12:59] ---
    The prize is spelled out by the letters
    in the marked squares,
[13:02] ---
    and will be one year's worth.
SIGN    One year's worth
[13:06] ---
    One year's worth?!
SIGN    365 days' worth
SIGN    The prize is spelled out by the letters in the marked squares! One year's worth!!
[13:08] ---
    One... two... three... four.
[13:11] ---
    Four characters, sir...?
[13:13] ---
    Four characters...
SIGN    A-sa-ga-o (morning glory)
[13:15] ---
    A-sa-ga-o (morning glory)...
SIGN    E-n-pi-tsu (pencil)
[13:16] ---
    E-n-pi-tsu (pencil)...
SIGN    O-re-n-ji (orange)
[13:17] ---
    O-re-n-ji (orange)...
SIGN    Ha-e-gi-wa (hairline)
[13:18] ---
    Ha-e-gi-wa (hairline)...?
[13:20] ---
    One year's worth of hairlines makes no sense!
[13:23] ---
    Then maybe it's one year's worth of
    o-da-n-go (dumplings), 365 in total?
SIGN    O-da-n-go (dumplings)
[13:28] ---
    Wait! Could those four characters be...
[13:31] ---
    ...a year's worth of ga-n-pu-la (Gunpla)?!
SIGN    Ga-n-pu-ra (Gunpla, Gundam models)
[13:35] ---
    If it's one box a day, that's 365 boxes!
[13:38] ---
    If that's the answer...
[13:42] ---
    ...I can't wait to find out, sir!
[13:44] ---
    Okay! Let's-la-go to get the treasure!
[13:49] ---
    Umm, so first, 1 across, 3 characters.
[13:54] ---
    "Not yet decided."
SIGN    "Not yet decided"
[13:58] ---
    What the heck is it?!
[14:03] ---
    Emergency! Emergency!
[14:06] ---
    All men to battle stations!
    This is not a drill!
[14:13] ---
    Are the enemy upon us, Keroro?!
[14:15] ---
    Good. Now that you're all here...
[14:19] ---
    ...with the combined intelligence
    of our Keroro Platoon,
[14:21] ---
    we'll take on this crossword puzzle, sir!
[14:24] ---
    C-Crossword puzzle?!
[14:27] ---
    What part of that is an emergency?!
[14:29] ---
    1 across, "Not yet decided."
[14:32] ---
    7 down, "Stepping on home base."
[14:35] ---
    Wha...?
[14:36] ---
    39 across, "You don't want
    this stuck in your throat."
[14:40] ---
    There, that's it! That's it, sir!
[14:42] ---
    The slowness of your reaction
    is the emergency we face, sir!
[14:47] ---
    That shows just how rusted your
    little gray cells have become, sir!
[14:53] ---
    What we need...
[14:55] ---
    ...are brains that can respond
    swiftly to any situation!
[14:58] ---
    In order to train for that,
[15:00] ---
    I am suggesting that we exercise our
    brains with this crossword puzzle!
[15:03] ---
    I am especially good at crossword
    puzzles. Leave it to me!
[15:07] ---
    You are amazing, Mr. Sergeant!
[15:09] ---
    There is no one better than you at coming up
    with plausible-sounding justifications!
SIGN    The prize is spelled out by the letters in the marked squares! One year's worth!!
[15:13] ---
    Or, like, noble causes?
SIGN    The prize is spelled out by the letters in the marked squares! One year's worth!!
[15:18] ---
    1 across, "Not yet decided."
    It's 3 characters.
[15:22] ---
    Well?
[15:25] ---
    You don't even know this one?
[15:27] ---
    Then... my honorable leader,
    what is the answer?
[15:31] ---
    The trick to crossword puzzles
[15:33] ---
    is to press on, answering the ones you
    know first and filling in the rest later, sir.
[15:36] ---
    So, Lady Mois,
[15:38] ---
    next one, please!
[15:40] ---
    So you do not know either!
[15:42] ---
    3 across.
[15:43] ---
    "Capital of the United States
    of America," 5 characters.
[15:48] ---
    New York?
[15:51] ---
    Next.
[15:52] ---
    "Tokugawa Ieyasu was the
    first _______," 5 characters!
[15:58] ---
    Mito Koumon, I believe!
[16:01] ---
    Lady Mois, next one, ma'am.
[16:03] ---
    38 down.
[16:05] ---
    "The best flavor of shaved ice
    is _______," 3 characters.
[16:10] ---
    Rainbow!
[16:13] ---
    This isn't working.
[16:15] ---
    80 down.
[16:17] ---
    "You can't do without this in the
     hot summer," 4 characters.
[16:22] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, this is aimed at
    Pekoponians. It is too difficult for us.
[16:28] ---
    I know!
[16:29] ---
    If we don't have the knowledge, we can get the
    answers by experiencing them ourselves!
[16:33] ---
    Giroro, stand over there a moment.
[16:36] ---
    Here?
[16:37] ---
    You can't do without this in the hot summer.
[16:40] ---
    There.
[16:43] ---
    Giroro! What can't you do without right now?
[16:46] ---
    Water! Water water water water!
SIGN    Mi-zu (water)
[16:48] ---
    "Mi-zu" (water) is only two
    characters! I need four!
[16:51] ---
    Waaaterrrrr! Waaaterrrrr!
SIGN    Mi-i-zu-u (waaateerrrr)
[16:53] ---
    All you did was stretch it out, sir!
[16:55] ---
    Suiton (Water Release) Jutsu!
[16:59] ---
    I know!
SIGN    Su-i-to-n (Water Release)
[17:00] ---
    Su-i-to-n!
[17:01] ---
    Exactly four characters!
     The answer's suiton!
[17:05] ---
    You live up to your claims,
    Lance Corporal Dororo!
[17:07] ---
    I-It was simply blind luck...
[17:09] ---
    Wow!
[17:11] ---
    So as you can see, if we just experience it
    firsthand, we'll arrive at the answer, sir!
SIGN    Suiton
[17:15] ---
    "You can't do without this
    in the hot summer..."
[17:18] ---
    I think the answer's "air conditioner."
SIGN    Suiton
SIGN    Air conditioner
[17:22] ---
    37 down.
[17:24] ---
    Running 42.195 km. 4 characters.
[17:28] ---
    Ah, this one's easy!
[17:36] ---
    Why do you need to go that far?
[17:40] ---
    Mr. Sergeant... do we really have to run?
[17:43] ---
    Of course, sir!
[17:45] ---
    We cannot reach the correct answer
    without experience, sir!
[17:48] ---
    It will also serve as good training.
[17:52] ---
    Water...
[17:55] ---
    We did it!
[17:56] ---
    We finished a full marathon, sir!
[17:59] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, I finished it, too!
[18:01] ---
    The refreshing feeling after having
    accomplished something great is exquisite.
[18:07] ---
    Water... water...
[18:09] ---
    Good work, everyone!
[18:12] ---
    Or, like, post-race fatigue?
[18:14] ---
    Okay! Now here's the question!
[18:16] ---
    If you run the 42.195 km of a marathon...?
[18:19] ---
    Exhausting!
SIGN    Exhausting
[18:20] ---
    Ding ding ding ding ding!
SIGN    Exhausting
[18:23] ---
    It's not "exhausting" (shi-n-do-i).
SIGN    Marathon
[18:26] ---
    "Marathon" (ma-ra-so-n)
    is also 4 characters.
[18:29] ---
    13 across.
[18:31] ---
    On this day, girls give chocolates to boys.
[18:34] ---
    8 characters.
[18:38] ---
    H-Hey! You don't need to bring
    that out! We know the answer!
[18:42] ---
    No. I don't have a clue.
[18:45] ---
    You wouldn't do anything
    happy-go-lucky like
[18:47] ---
    waiting for someone to put
    chocolates in here, would you?
[18:51] ---
    Th-Th-The answer's "Valentine's Day!"
[18:53] ---
    Hurry up and move on! Move on!
[18:55] ---
    Giroro-senpai... I'm still
    waiting for my return gift...
[19:00] ---
    Giroro-dono, you are in
    the switch club with me!
SIGN    Click
[19:03] ---
    Switch... on...
SIGN    Trauma Trauma
    Trauma Trauma
SIGN    The prize is spelled out by the letters in the marked squares! One year's worth!!
[19:05] ---
    And through all of this,
[19:08] ---
    92 across.
[19:10] ---
    Indispensable for rock climbing.
    3 characters.
[19:14] ---
    42 down.
[19:15] ---
    What you instinctively take when
    crossing a log bridge. 4 characters.
[19:20] ---
    91 across. Which is stronger?
[19:24] ---
    24 down. Which is stronger?
[19:29] ---
    And after much effort,
    the crossword puzzle was completed!
[19:33] ---
    Somewhat.
[19:34] ---
    We did it, men!
[19:36] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, I am so moved!
[19:38] ---
    Keroro! I've never felt such unity
    in our platoon as I did today!
[19:42] ---
    My honorable leader...
[19:45] ---
    Well then! To finish up,
SIGN    Even a MONKEY can do it!!
    (Easy)> Home Party Special
[19:47] ---
    I'll join together the characters
    in the outlined squares, and...
SIGN    ga
[19:51] ---
    Ga-n-pu-la!
SIGN    n
SIGN    pu
SIGN    la
SIGN    Gunpla (Gundam models)
[19:55] ---
    Gunpla!!
[19:56] ---
    Yes!! Just as I hoped! Just as I thought!
[19:59] ---
    The prize is a year's worth of Gundam models!
[20:04] ---
    A-And with that, today's
    training is over, sir!
[20:09] ---
    And one month later...
SIGN    SUNIRASE Courier
    Home Delivery Parcel
SIGN    Cat Season
[20:15] ---
    Sarge, the prize you've
    been waiting for arrived!
[20:19] ---
    I gave you that crossword puzzle.
[20:21] ---
    Make sure you remember that, okay?
[20:23] ---
    A year's worth of Gundam models!
[20:25] ---
    Here you go!
[20:26] ---
    Gero.
[20:27] ---
    Wh-What is...
[20:29] ---
    It had a letter inside.
[20:31] ---
    Thank you for your recent submission
    to our crossword puzzle.
[20:35] ---
    The correct answer was
    "youkan" (sweet bean jelly).
[20:37] ---
    We gift you with this participation prize
     for coming so close.
SIGN    Participation Prize
[20:44] ---
    Participation prize!
[20:47] ---
    Ah, it's been three minutes, sir!
[20:56] ---
    It's good.
[20:58] ---
    Participation prizes are
    quite something as well, sir!
[21:01] ---
    More tasty than a Gundam model.
[21:05] ---
    Well... Yes, you need to do better
    than that to solve a crossword puzzle.
[21:11] ---
    Brrrrrring!
[21:13] ---
    Brrrrrrrrrring!
[21:15] ---
    Hello! Keroro, can you hear me?!
[21:18] ---
    Thanks to you, I have a better connection
    than when I was using the storage unit!
[21:22] ---
    It is good to have friends, indeed!
[21:26] ---
    I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
[21:29] ---
    And so, the cup ramen participation prize
    continued to come in very useful.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
[23:07] ---
    It's Momoka.
[23:08] ---
    Dark Momoka here.
[23:09] ---
    Why am I "dark"?!
[23:11] ---
    Aren't we past that?
[23:12] ---
    If I were the usual "light" side,
    Fuyuki-kun would be mine by now!
[23:16] ---
    That wouldn't do!
[23:18] ---
    He has to be mine!
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that. The heart of
    a maiden is such hard work!
SIGN    Tsuuun
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: Grand Invasion,
    For A Limited Time Only, Sir!"
SIGN    Tanabata Party Invitation
[23:27] ---
    "Momoka, A Tanabata Exclusive, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!