E76 - The Keroro Platoon: Fly Me to the Moon, Sir!

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[00:01] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:01] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:42] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
[01:31] ---
    Do you know what the Harvest Moon is?
[01:34] ---
    They refer in this way to the full moon
[01:36] ---
    that is seen during "harvest," as in
    right around the middle of autumn
[01:39] ---
    on the 15th of the eighth month
    of the lunar calendar.
[01:44] ---
    What?!
[01:45] ---
    The moon, as in that moon?
[01:48] ---
    Yup.
[01:49] ---
    I asked Satsuki and Yayoi about it,
[01:50] ---
    and it's apparently being
    advertised extensively online, too.
[01:53] ---
    Let's see...
[01:54] ---
    "Real celebrities go to their moon resorts
    for their gorgeous vacations.
SIGN    Real celebrities go to their moon resorts for their gorgeous vacations Stage One Going On Sale!
[01:58] ---
    "Why don't you take this opportunity
SIGN    Why don't you take this opportunity to try a vacation home on the moon, too?
[02:00] ---
    "to try a vacation home on the moon, too?"
[02:03] ---
    Wow, selling land
     on the moon was a fad,
[02:05] ---
    but they're finally even
    offering vacation homes!
[02:08] ---
    Look at the contact info at the end!
[02:09] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Kerotto Tourist Development Ltd.
[02:10] ---
    "Kerotto Tourist Development"?
[02:13] ---
    Don't tell me...
[02:17] ---
    That stupid frog's up to no good again!
[02:20] ---
    He needs to be taught a lesson
    before he gets too far with this!
[02:25] ---
    The Keroro Platoon:
    Fly Me to the Moon, Sir!
[02:31] ---
    Yes? Kerotto Tourist Development.
SIGN    Models Available for Viewing!
[02:33] ---
    This is the Kerotto Tourist Development.
[02:35] ---
    Goodness! We already have over 300 inquiries!
[02:39] ---
    Making steady progress, sir!
SIGN    Aim for 100 million hits!! Current number of hits:
[02:42] ---
    The number of hits on
    the site is shooting up, too.
[02:46] ---
    Uncle, we have yet another caller
    with an inquiry!
[02:49] ---
    Or, like, booming market?
[02:51] ---
    Uh, but if there are no
    actual vacation homes,
[02:54] ---
    this'll end up just being a scam.
[02:56] ---
    Who said anything
    about scamming people?
[02:59] ---
    What?
[03:00] ---
    If we head for the moon now
    and actually build vacation homes,
[03:05] ---
    there's no problemo!
[03:07] ---
    Head for the moon now?!
[03:09] ---
    That is Mr. Sergeant for you!
    The things you do are out of this world!
[03:12] ---
    Well, of course, because he's an alien.
[03:15] ---
    So now, Keroro Platoon,
    to the mountain of treasure...
SIGN    Models
    Available
    for
    Viewing!
[03:18] ---
    I mean, off to the moon we go!
[03:21] ---
    You seem to be having an
    awful lot of fun here.
[03:24] ---
    You stupid frog!
[03:26] ---
    You're plotting to make money
    with some scam again, aren't you?!
[03:31] ---
    N-Nah...
[03:32] ---
    Y-You've totally got the wrong idea,
     Lady Natsumi, ma'am!
[03:35] ---
    Oh, please!
[03:36] ---
    What a lie!
[03:38] ---
    Well, you know, the Harvest Moon
     is coming up soon, so...
[03:44] ---
    The entire Keroro Platoon is going
    to the moon for some R&R, ma'am.
[03:50] ---
    Mm-hm, I see.
[03:52] ---
    Do you understand now, ma'am?
[03:55] ---
    That sounds like fun,
    so maybe I'll come with you, too.
[03:59] ---
    Wow! I want to go, too!
[04:02] ---
    The moon!
[04:03] ---
    The only celestial body other than
    Earth that mankind has ever reached.
[04:07] ---
    And yet, it's still a land of mystery,
[04:09] ---
    with whispered stories
    of UFOs and alien bases!
[04:13] ---
    Master Fuyuki,
[04:14] ---
    there is not even a smidge of
    mystery on the moon, sir.
[04:18] ---
    And as for alien bases...
[04:19] ---
    Look, look. There's nothing
    rare about them, either, sir.
SIGN    Alien
SIGN    Alien Alien
SIGN    Alien
SIGN    Alien
SIGN    Invading Alien Secret Underground Base
[04:23] ---
    Invading alien secret underground base!
[04:26] ---
    I don't care about bases!
[04:28] ---
    I mean, it's going to be
    a fun, fun R&R trip, right?
[04:32] ---
    I... I understand, ma'am.
[04:35] ---
    Then, Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki,
    you may accompany us...
[04:39] ---
    Yes!
[04:40] ---
    R&R trip, my foot!
[04:42] ---
    They haven't even had training,
    and you plan to take them with us?!
[04:45] ---
    In order to make my lunar vacation
    home land-flipping plan a success,
[04:50] ---
    a small amount of risk
    is unavoidable, sir.
[04:53] ---
    What?!
[04:54] ---
    Now, now, as long as you're with her,
[04:54] ---
    I've always wanted to go to the moon!
[04:56] ---
    Lady Natsumi will be able
    to safely enjoy her moon trip.
[04:58] ---
    Yeah!
[05:00] ---
    I will be counting on you, sir.
[05:05] ---
    Wide-area anti-barrier,
    deploying at combat strength!
SIGN    Type Nine-Six-Six 46x3 cm Main Turret
SIGN    Within That Same Turret
SIGN    Inside Pod 3
[05:46] ---
    When did you build this under the city?!
SIGN    III
[05:48] ---
    This is the true technological
    prowess of the Keron Army, sir.
[05:51] ---
    These are 46x3 cm space pods.
SIGN    Inside Pod 2
SIGN    II
[05:55] ---
    Wh-What is this?! This is a cannon!
SIGN    Inside Pod 1
[05:58] ---
    Is it really safe to ride
    in something like this?!
[06:00] ---
    I-It's close quarters in here,
    so don't move too much, Natsumi!
[06:04] ---
    Setting up main turret pelorus!
[06:07] ---
    Target, lunar surface,
[06:09] ---
    Mare Tranquillitatis, on
    the edge of the Plinius crater!
[06:12] ---
    Main turret, set to full auto fire!
    Angle of elevation, 45 degrees!
[06:16] ---
    All guns set for salvo, follow target
    at elevation 9 o'clock to 9:05.
[06:20] ---
    Setting to 2045.
[06:22] ---
    Transferring control to you,
    Lady Mois, ma'am.
[06:25] ---
    Oh! Gun 3 is off by 0.2 seconds.
[06:30] ---
    Get it together, Uncle.
[06:31] ---
    Easier said than done.
SIGN    III
[06:32] ---
    This is my first time handling
    this sort of thing, ma'am.
[06:44] ---
    Everyone, please brace yourselves!
[06:47] ---
    Fire!
SIGN    II
SIGN    III
[06:59] ---
    How long will it take for us
    to get to the moon?
[07:02] ---
    If I remember right,
    the Apollo took about four days...
[07:06] ---
    We're not going to do
    anything so tedious, sir!
[07:10] ---
    With our technology,
    getting to the moon is a snap, sir!
SIGN    Illustrative Video
[07:15] ---
    Ow!
[07:16] ---
    Ow! Ow!
[07:17] ---
    No way!
[07:31] ---
    We have arrived, sir.
[07:32] ---
    R-Really?
SIGN    Mare Tranquillitatis
[07:47] ---
    Wow!
[07:50] ---
    Amazing! We've really,
    truly come to the moon!
[07:54] ---
    Even under the Apollo program,
[07:56] ---
    only a handful of astronauts
    ever got to visit this world...
[08:02] ---
    I feel so light!
[08:05] ---
    Natsumi, moving around
    on your own is dangerous!
[08:09] ---
    Wow...
[08:10] ---
    Gravity on the moon is 1/6 that
    of Pekopon, after all, sir.
[08:14] ---
    Oh, yeah!
    Where's the Copernicus crater?
[08:17] ---
    There's supposedly a
    mysterious building there.
SIGN    Illustrative Images
[08:20] ---
    A gigantic white tower!
[08:21] ---
    And a transparent dome that glows!
[08:23] ---
    Plus numerous pyramids and UFOs!
[08:25] ---
    Hey, where's the Apollo landing site?
[08:29] ---
    I told you to hold up!
[08:30] ---
    There might even be
    an alien base somewhere!
[08:33] ---
    Okay, okay, take your time.
[08:35] ---
    Are you sure we can leave them alone?
[08:38] ---
    Honestly? It's more convenient if
    those two aren't around, sir.
[08:43] ---
    There!
SIGN    Models Available for Viewing! Models Available for Viewing! Models Available for Viewing!
[08:47] ---
    I'll take this chance
[08:49] ---
    to survey the precious land for
    my vacation homes, sir.
[08:55] ---
    I feel like I can just
    reach out and touch Earth!
[08:57] ---
    Natsumi, that's enough! We have
    to get back to where everyone is.
[09:00] ---
    What? But we've come all
    this way to be on the moon.
[09:03] ---
    Oh, I know!
[09:04] ---
    I'll take back a moon rock
    as a souvenir for Mom!
[09:06] ---
    Hey!
[09:09] ---
    No way!
[09:10] ---
    Natsumi!
[09:14] ---
    Natsumi!
[09:18] ---
    That's...!
[09:20] ---
    Hey, Sarge, I found one!
[09:22] ---
    There really is an alien base!
[09:30] ---
    This is a surprise.
[09:31] ---
    It's an awfully old model, but
    it's unquestionably a spaceship.
[09:34] ---
    What did you say?!
[09:35] ---
    I didn't see it when we surveyed
    the area from Pekopon, though.
[09:40] ---
    I get it, sir!
[09:41] ---
    They're probably scoundrels
    trying to steal the march on me
[09:43] ---
    and take over the land for
    my vacation homes, sir!
[09:46] ---
    Hey! Whoever's on this ship!
    We've got a little problem here!
[09:50] ---
    Who gave you permission
    to do business here?!
[09:55] ---
    Sarge!
[10:16] ---
    Natsumi!
[10:17] ---
    Are you all right, Natsumi?!
[10:20] ---
    Where are we?
[10:23] ---
    It looks like we fell into a crevasse.
[10:26] ---
    B-But we'll be fine, right?
[10:27] ---
    We're so light here, after all.
[10:29] ---
    We could just jump up high and...
[10:31] ---
    Impossible.
[10:32] ---
    What?
[10:33] ---
    Even at 1/6 Pekopon's gravity,
[10:36] ---
    we won't be able to leap up and over
    a couple dozen meters in one jump.
[10:39] ---
    No way...
[10:41] ---
    Testing, testing. Checkmate, King Two.
[10:44] ---
    This is Giroro. Do you read?
[10:47] ---
    Hmph! The fall must have knocked it out.
[10:50] ---
    How's your radio?
[10:53] ---
    Natsumi's spacesuit is leaking oxygen!
[10:58] ---
    At this rate, she won't last an hour!
[11:01] ---
    But this sure is a deep chasm.
[11:03] ---
    Don't talk!
[11:13] ---
    That was, you know...!
[11:15] ---
    Now, they're in dire straits!
[11:16] ---
    Natsumi and Corporal Giroro have
    fallen into a crevasse on the moon!
[11:20] ---
    D-Don't misunderstand! I was just...!
[11:23] ---
    And the mysterious form that
    emerged from the unknown spacecraft...
[11:27] ---
    What will become of
    Sergent Keroro and the others?!
[11:31] ---
    And with that blatant cliffhanger,
    on to the second half...
SIGN    To be continued!!
[11:34] ---
    To be continued!
[11:49] ---
    Everyone, I have moon-viewing dumplings!
SIGN    Mom, we're all going together to the moon! By 723 (Natsumi).
[11:52] ---
    Mom, we're all going together
    to the moon! By Natsumi.
[11:58] ---
    All going together?
[12:00] ---
    Wh-What about me?
[12:02] ---
    Wh-What about the dumplings?!
[12:21] ---
    They must be hostile aliens, sir!
[12:24] ---
    You are under arrest, sir!
SIGN    by
    Forger
[12:27] ---
    Sarge!
[12:31] ---
    Such insolence from a mere frog, hop!
[12:34] ---
    A r-rabbit-shaped robot?
[12:36] ---
    Who are you calling a frog, eh?!
[12:38] ---
    You thieving rabbit!
[12:39] ---
    What nonsense is this
    that you speak of, hop?!
SIGN    Carrots
[12:44] ---
    Rabbits should be off nibbling
    on carrots or something, sir!
[12:46] ---
    Shut up, hop!
[12:48] ---
    Stop this.
[12:50] ---
    Princess!
[12:52] ---
    Now that we have been found,
    nothing can be done about it.
[12:56] ---
    I will tell you everything
    regarding our circumstances.
[13:01] ---
    Carrots! Carrots!
[13:06] ---
    In terms of time as measured on your planet,
[13:08] ---
    our story goes back 1,000 years.
[13:11] ---
    Having lost our mother planet
    in the distant past,
[13:14] ---
    we have been searching for
    a planet to be our new world,
[13:17] ---
    and we have continued on this
    wandering journey for a long time.
[13:20] ---
    But along the way, we were
    caught in a Giant Space Tornado
[13:24] ---
    and we made an emergency
    landing upon this world.
[13:26] ---
    G-Giant Space Tornado?
[13:31] ---
    Then you may as well have just
    settled on Pekopon, sir.
[13:34] ---
    You cursed frog, hop!
[13:36] ---
    Our princess's people
    are peace-loving people!
[13:38] ---
    They dislike conflict, hop!
[13:40] ---
    You're awfully cocky for a rabbit!
[13:42] ---
    That's right!
[13:43] ---
    Shut it, frog!
[13:44] ---
    I've had enough of you, bunny boy!
[13:46] ---
    Uh, um...
[13:47] ---
    You dislike conflict?
[13:50] ---
    Yes.
[13:51] ---
    Immigrating to a planet that
    already has indigenous people
[13:54] ---
    would lead to conflict.
[13:56] ---
    So we put up an invisibility barrier
    around our spacecraft
[14:02] ---
    and decided to collect five special crystals
[14:04] ---
    which we required to repair our spacecraft.
[14:09] ---
    Five special crystals,
    said to be borne upon meteorites.
[14:13] ---
    We were determined to find those crystals,
[14:17] ---
    no matter how many centuries it might take.
[14:19] ---
    Whew, talk about being patient, sir.
[14:23] ---
    No kidding.
SIGN    by
    Forger
[14:26] ---
    You insult the princess, hop!
[14:29] ---
    So, have you found those five crystals?
[14:31] ---
    Yes.
[14:32] ---
    On your planet, they are called
    the Buddha's stone begging bowl,
[14:36] ---
    a jeweled branch from Penglai,
[14:37] ---
    a robe made of fire-rat fur,
[14:39] ---
    a cowry laid by a swallow,
[14:40] ---
    and the dragon's five-color orb, hop.
[14:44] ---
    Those are...!
[14:45] ---
    What is it, Fukki?
[14:47] ---
    In the fairy tale, when Princess Kaguya
    was pressed for marriage,
[14:50] ---
    those are the items
    she asked the five men to bring.
[14:53] ---
    Indeed.
[14:55] ---
    My name is Kaguya.
[14:57] ---
    I am Princess Kaguya the Thirteenth
    of Planet Nayotake.
[15:03] ---
    Just a little farther, Natsumi.
[15:08] ---
    Natsumi?
[15:12] ---
    That's odd...
[15:14] ---
    Somehow, my breathing's suddenly...
[15:18] ---
    Hang in there!
[15:22] ---
    Hold on, Natsumi!
SIGN    Models Available for Viewing! Models Available for Viewing! Models Available for Viewing!
[15:28] ---
    It's a stupid device,
    but it's better than nothing.
[15:33] ---
    Over 1,000 years,
[15:35] ---
    we have somehow managed to
    find four out of the five crystals,
[15:39] ---
    but the last one...
[15:41] ---
    You couldn't find it?
[15:43] ---
    No, we did find it.
[15:46] ---
    What?
[15:47] ---
    But...
[15:51] ---
    Princess! I have found the
    dragon's five-color orb, hop!
[15:54] ---
    I will be returning shortly, hop!
[15:57] ---
    Thank goodness!
     If we can just get that...
[15:59] ---
    Excellent work, No. 202!
[16:00] ---
    Hurry home, hop!
[16:04] ---
    What is it?!
[16:05] ---
    Are you all right, hop?!
[16:06] ---
    He's come to take back the orb, hop!
[16:11] ---
    No matter what...
[16:12] ---
    No matter what,
    I'm taking this back...
[16:14] ---
    I'm taking this back,
    even if it's the last thing I do, hop!
[16:18] ---
    No. 202!
[16:19] ---
    What happened, No. 202?!
[16:23] ---
    That was the last we heard from him.
[16:27] ---
    Soon, this ship will run out of power.
[16:31] ---
    What?
[16:32] ---
    Now, all we can do is quietly await
    the moment of our doom.
[16:38] ---
    Then let's try talking to
    the people in charge on Earth!
[16:41] ---
    What?
[16:42] ---
    I mean, you have no desire
    to invade us, right?
[16:45] ---
    If you tell them your situation,
[16:46] ---
    I'm sure they'd take you in on Earth
    as alien immigrants!
[16:50] ---
    Goodness, what a bold suggestion.
[16:52] ---
    It'll be fine!
[16:53] ---
    I mean, we've become friends, after all.
[16:57] ---
    That's true, but, sir...
[16:59] ---
    They're still technically invaders, you know.
[17:02] ---
    Thank you.
[17:04] ---
    But it is impossible.
[17:05] ---
    Why?
[17:07] ---
    I will show you.
[17:13] ---
    What's this place?
[17:21] ---
    Wow!
[17:23] ---
    Whoa!
[17:24] ---
    It's an antiquated cold sleep system.
[17:28] ---
    There are so many of them!
[17:30] ---
    My countrymen aboard this
    immigration ship number...
[17:33] ---
    ...approximately eight billion.
[17:35] ---
    E-Eight billion?!
[17:37] ---
    They are sleeping in a miniaturized state
    in order to conserve power.
[17:41] ---
    Would your planet be able
    to welcome this many aliens?
[17:48] ---
    Now, along with our eight billion
    countrymen, we can only...
[17:52] ---
    You can't!
[17:54] ---
    You can't ever give up something like this!
[17:59] ---
    I'm not giving up... until the end...
[18:03] ---
    I'm sorry. I...
[18:06] ---
    You idiot! Don't talk!
[18:07] ---
    What? It takes one to know one,
    you know...
[18:12] ---
    H-Hey, Natsumi!
[18:14] ---
    What's wrong, Natsumi?!
[18:15] ---
    Hey!
[18:17] ---
    Darn it!
[18:18] ---
    Hold on, Natsumi!
[18:34] ---
    What's that?
[18:43] ---
    I don't know what it is,
    but if it just has a radio...
[18:49] ---
    Is this a spaceship?
[18:58] ---
    A robot...
[18:59] ---
    That's right! A radio!
[19:03] ---
    No matter what happens,
    you can't give up!
[19:07] ---
    There must be some way!
[19:09] ---
    But we no longer have...
[19:11] ---
    What?
[19:13] ---
    This is the missing Robohop No. 202's...
[19:16] ---
    Surely not!
[19:18] ---
    Call, ten, three, four!
[19:20] ---
    Anyone read me?
[19:21] ---
    It's Mr. Corporal's voice.
[19:21] ---
    I don't care if you're
    a hostile alien or what!
[19:23] ---
    Come to think of it, I'd completely
    forgotten about him, sir.
[19:24] ---
    If you read me, please respond!
[19:26] ---
    Call, ten, three, four!
[19:27] ---
    Anyone read me?
[19:27] ---
    Find out where that is
    coming from immediately!
[19:28] ---
    If you read me, please respond!
[19:29] ---
    Yes, my lady!
[19:30] ---
    Please! I don't care who you are!
[19:31] ---
    Yeah.
[19:32] ---
    Call, ten, three, four!
[19:36] ---
    Please! Someone! Hurry!
[19:38] ---
    Testing, testing. Corporal Giroro.
    Do you read, sir?
[19:41] ---
    Is that you, Keroro?!
    You took long enough!
[19:43] ---
    Corporal, you found the
    spaceship for us! Thank you!
[19:44] ---
    Natsumi, we can relax now.
[19:48] ---
    Don't worry! Natsumi's all right!
[19:51] ---
    What?
[19:51] ---
    Yeah, she's all right.
[19:57] ---
    Keep it coming! Keep it coming!
[19:59] ---
    Keep it coming, sir!
[20:01] ---
    Keep it coming!
[20:10] ---
    Are you awake?
[20:12] ---
    Huh? Where am I?
SIGN    Models
    Available
    for
    Viewing!
[20:17] ---
    Giroro!
[20:19] ---
    Thank you.
[20:22] ---
    Thank goodness!
[20:24] ---
    Thank goodness! Natsumi!
[20:29] ---
    Who would've thought
    that the spaceship I found
[20:33] ---
    would be the one that
    went missing long ago.
[20:35] ---
    Thanks to you, we now have
    the dragon's five-color orb.
[20:39] ---
    So he hung in there and
    made it to the moon somehow.
[20:44] ---
    Yes.
[20:44] ---
    No. 202 did not give up to the very end.
[20:48] ---
    He is asleep now, but someday, surely...
[21:15] ---
    Goodbye, ma'am!
[21:17] ---
    Goodbye!
[21:30] ---
    And so, riding her ox-drawn
    carriage from the moon,
[21:33] ---
    Goodbye!
[21:33] ---
    Princess Kaguya departed
    for distant lands.
[21:34] ---
    Take care!
[21:38] ---
    I hope they find a nice planet.
[21:45] ---
    All right! That settles that!
[21:47] ---
    Now, I can take care of business
    without any worries, sir.
[21:52] ---
    Vacation homes!
    Vacation homes! Big, big money!
[21:57] ---
    I just knew you were...
[22:00] ---
    ...up to no good!
[22:06] ---
    Aw...
[22:08] ---
    Everyone must be
    having fun right about now...
[22:13] ---
    They say that the Harvest Moon...
[22:15] ---
    ...had a particularly
    beautiful glow about it this year.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[23:51] ---
    Kululu here.
[23:52] ---
    Autumn's the time for
    good food and excursions.
[23:55] ---
    It pretends to be full of fun times,
[23:56] ---
    but then nature's fury can
    totally kill the mood like a switch.
[23:59] ---
    So, autumn's coming.
[24:01] ---
    You really can't lower
    your guard around autumn.
[24:04] ---
    Never mind that. Next time...
[24:05] ---
    Congratulations, Private 2nd
    Class Tamama. I wish you happiness.
[24:08] ---
    "Tamama: Is It True That
    You're Getting Married, Sir?"
[24:11] ---
    "Tamama Swears Off
    the Tamama Impact, Sir!"
[24:15] ---
    These two stories.
    How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!