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E160 - Momoka: The Best Mother's Day, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:31] ---
    This is Nishizawa Baio's office, in Scotland.
[01:40] ---
    It's me.
[01:41] ---
    This is 0007.
[01:43] ---
    The target will be heading to Japan.
[01:45] ---
    What? To Japan?!
[01:47] ---
    Do you wish me to keep foll—
[01:50] ---
    What's wrong? 0007!
[01:57] ---
    Curse you...
[01:59] ---
    Do you plan to head straight for Momoka?!
[02:04] ---
    Momoka: The Greatest Mother's Day, Sir!
[02:18] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Sergeant
SIGN    Private
SIGN    Nishizawa Family Home
    Full Panoramic View
SIGN    Bird's-Eye View
[02:21] ---
    So vast!
[02:22] ---
    It's absolutely vast, sir!
[02:24] ---
    It goes way, way further back
    than you can even see, sir!
[02:28] ---
    Why is Lady Momoka's house
    this vast, again?
[02:31] ---
    Huh? Why?
[02:33] ---
    That is because Momocchi's dad is
[02:35] ---
    so rich, he owns half of
    Pekopon's economy.
SIGN    Nishizawa Group
[02:40] ---
    Yes, that's it, that's it!
[02:41] ---
    Doesn't that mean that if we
    invade the Nishizawa family,
[02:44] ---
    we'll pretty much have
    obtained half of Pekopon?
[02:48] ---
    And so...
[02:50] ---
    From here... to here...
[02:52] ---
    ...is my land!
SIGN    Invasion Complete
[02:54] ---
    Whaa?
[02:55] ---
    Then I will...
[02:56] ---
    ...go from heeeeere...
[02:59] ---
    ...to heeeeeeeeeeeeere...
SIGN    My land...
[03:03] ---
    I'll take this much!
[03:05] ---
    It's bigger than my land.
[03:07] ---
    In that case...
[03:09] ---
    ...I'll invade more, sir!
[03:12] ---
    Ahh, Mr. Sergeant, that is not fair!
[03:20] ---
    Umm...
[03:22] ---
    It looks like you're kinda
    in the middle of something...
[03:25] ---
    Are you sure I'm not in the way?
[03:27] ---
    Oh, not at all, don't be silly!
[03:30] ---
    Master Fuyuki.
[03:31] ---
    They just happen to be doing some training.
[03:34] ---
    Please, do not pay them any mind.
[03:36] ---
    Is that so?
[03:39] ---
    So? What did you want to talk about?
[03:41] ---
    U-Um, that's... er...
[03:45] ---
    This is very sudden,
    but I have a question for you!
SIGN    Question!
SIGN    Sasanqua camellia
[03:50] ---
    How do you read this kanji, please?
[03:53] ---
    This. Come on.
[03:55] ---
    Yama-cha-ka...?
[03:57] ---
    That doesn't seem right... Umm...
[04:06] ---
    What...?
[04:09] ---
    Japan has changed quite considerably
    in such a short time.
[04:13] ---
    However, the relaxed atmosphere
    is present as ever.
[04:17] ---
    And now we just need to buy the meat...
[04:19] ---
    Yes!
[04:28] ---
    Koyuki-chan, what was that?
[04:29] ---
    Who in the world?
[04:31] ---
    Don't move.
[04:34] ---
    A shinobi?
[04:36] ---
    My apologies. The way you were carrying
    yourself was exceptionally unusual.
[04:40] ---
    I felt the need to test you.
[04:42] ---
    Let us find another opportunity
    to exchange blows.
[04:45] ---
    Goodbye.
[04:50] ---
    Ahh... That surprised me...
[04:52] ---
    Who was that?
[04:54] ---
    What monumental bloodlust...
[04:59] ---
    A level-1 red alert would normally never happen
    unless there's a war or something.
[05:04] ---
    Isn't it because Momoka-sama's
    school friend is present?
[05:08] ---
    As long as we're here, we can take care
    of any problem, no matter how trivial.
[05:14] ---
    In any event, any sneak thief who
    thinks about coming in here...
[05:21] ---
    Sagato?! Hey!
[05:24] ---
    You...!
[05:26] ---
    Specialized rubber bullet for riot control!
[05:30] ---
    What?!
[05:33] ---
    What, you want to play catch?
[05:37] ---
    Yama... yama...
[05:39] ---
    Ahh, I don't get it!
[05:43] ---
    Huh? What's that?!
[05:44] ---
    The sound for the time limit.
SIGN    Sasanqua camellia
[05:47] ---
    The answer is "sazanka."
SIGN    Sazanka
    Sasanqua camellia
[05:49] ---
    Ahh... so that's it, it's "sazanka"...
[05:53] ---
    Well, let's make some coffee for you.
[05:56] ---
    It'll be ready in one more hour exactly.
[06:05] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
    Tama tama tama tama!
[06:12] ---
    Oh, crap!
[06:14] ---
    Our invasion activities
    have been detected, sir!
[06:17] ---
    Awww...
[06:18] ---
    This way! Hurry!
[06:23] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I was cocky!
    I was making myself feel big!
[06:23] ---
    Please! Please just spare me!
    I do not care about him! Please just spare me!
[06:31] ---
    This is...
[06:38] ---
    I wonder what that could be?
[06:40] ---
    I think something's happened
    at Nishizawa-san's house!
[06:43] ---
    Oh no! Fuyuki's over there
    visiting right now, you know?
[06:47] ---
    Signal from Area 28.
[06:49] ---
    Show it.
[06:53] ---
    Who on Earth is that?
[06:55] ---
    Momocchi!
[06:56] ---
    What was that alarm?
[06:59] ---
    I had just set Master Fuyuki
    a little kanji-reading quiz.
[07:03] ---
    That alarm was the buzzer for
    running out of time to answer.
[07:08] ---
    But... the guards were all running around...
[07:12] ---
    Hmm... They seemed to be
    pretty serious, and...
[07:14] ---
    They are training.
[07:16] ---
    Ah... I see...
[07:20] ---
    This is... a water drip!
[07:22] ---
    Also known as a Dutch coffee! Oh my, sir!
[07:25] ---
    We have some time until
    the water drip finishes,
[07:28] ---
    so here is the next question.
SIGN    Taraxacum
[07:31] ---
    How do you read this kanji?
[07:34] ---
    Huh? Gama... kou...
[07:37] ---
    Gero geeero!
[07:38] ---
    Not Aozora...
[07:41] ---
    Let's have Fuyuki-kun think
    about this once more.
[07:45] ---
    Don't let 'er through!
[07:50] ---
    Absurd! You think this is enough...
[07:53] ---
    ...to stop me?!
[08:01] ---
    Hurry! This is our one and
    only chance to capture her!
[08:05] ---
    Of course, they're flying at
    three times the normal speed!
[08:14] ---
    D-Darn it! You watch!
[08:17] ---
    I'll put you to sleep with
    this tranquilizer gun!
[08:22] ---
    Why don't you take a lie down?
SIGN    Taraxacum
[08:29] ---
    I feel like I've seen it
    somewhere before, but...
[08:32] ---
    Do your best, Fukki!
[08:34] ---
    The right answer, by the way,
    is "tanpopo" (dandelion)!
[08:39] ---
    Level 2 has been breached?
[08:42] ---
    Understood.
[08:43] ---
    Paul...
[08:44] ---
    There is no need for concern.
[08:45] ---
    We have impregnable defenses
    reaching up to Level 5.
[08:48] ---
    But... you know who we're up against...
[08:50] ---
    Defenses up to Level 5?
    What do you mean?
[08:55] ---
    I've been thinking something's
    a bit weird for a while.
[08:58] ---
    Trying to buy time with
    difficult questions...
[09:01] ---
    Nishizawa-san, you're strange today.
[09:05] ---
    I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun...
[09:09] ---
    The Level 2 line of defense
    has been wiped out!
[09:11] ---
    We need medical attention! Hurry!
[09:13] ---
    This is Level 3, Mesa Team!
    It's no good! We don't stand a chance!
[09:17] ---
    The intruder is heading for
    the main mansion building!
[09:20] ---
    It sounds like there's real trouble going on.
[09:23] ---
    I wonder if Fuyuki and the
    others will be okay...
[09:25] ---
    I'll stop that intruder in his tracks.
[09:28] ---
    In the meantime, you focus on
    getting Fuyuki out of there.
[09:35] ---
    What?!
[09:37] ---
    If you've got some kind of problem,
    talk to me about it!
[09:41] ---
    We're friends!
[09:43] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[09:46] ---
    H-He's fast! Far too fast!
[09:55] ---
    Darn you!
[09:59] ---
    Okay.
[10:01] ---
    I'll tell you everything.
[10:04] ---
    Nishizawa-san...
[10:06] ---
    Oh, dear! Giroro-dono!
[10:08] ---
    You are fighting a Pekoponian!
[10:10] ---
    Out of my way, Dororo!
[10:12] ---
    There!!
[10:21] ---
    Did I get him?!
[10:23] ---
    My mother is coming to see me today.
[10:25] ---
    Your mother?
[10:28] ---
    Wow!
[10:29] ---
    Gone!
[10:30] ---
    Tch... I'm not done yet!
[10:33] ---
    Giroro-dono!
[10:34] ---
    I cannot allow you to continue!
[10:36] ---
    Stop it... Let go!
[10:40] ---
    Whaaaa?!
[10:46] ---
    This is Momoka-chan's mother,
[10:49] ---
    Nishizawa Ouka herself!
SIGN    Nishizawa Ouka
[10:59] ---
    To all members of the bodyguard.
    The intruder is known to be Madam Ouka.
[11:04] ---
    Do everything in your power
    to block her advance!
[11:07] ---
    Holding back is not necessary!
    This is an order from Madam herself.
[11:11] ---
    I repeat! Lenience is not necessary!
[11:14] ---
    Hey, what's going on?
[11:15] ---
    Talking about blocking her and
    holding back not being necessary...
[11:18] ---
    Well, that's...
[11:19] ---
    Fuyuki!
[11:21] ---
    Sis!
[11:22] ---
    I'm here to assist!
[11:24] ---
    Mochi-course!
[11:25] ---
    What on Earth is going on?
[11:27] ---
    Lady Momoka's honorable mother
    is coming, you see, ma'am.
[11:30] ---
    Yes... and she's breaking through the
    whole of the Nishizawas' defense network!
[11:37] ---
    Nishizawa-san,
[11:38] ---
    would you mind talking to us about it?
[11:42] ---
    My mother is... a martial artist.
[11:46] ---
    A martial artist?!
[11:47] ---
    Ohh, now that you mention it,
[11:49] ---
    Mr. Baio Dad was a
    martial artist, too, right?
[11:54] ---
    Although Madam Ouka is a noblewoman
    of the Nishizawa family,
[11:59] ---
    she has walked the path of a street fighter!
[12:02] ---
    Dosukoi!
SIGN    Dosukoi
[12:06] ---
    Chanko!
SIGN    My humble self
SIGN    Madam
SIGN    The Master
[12:11] ---
    Madam once spent day in and day out
    street fighting,
[12:14] ---
    and it was through this that she
    met me and the Master Baio-sama.
[12:19] ---
    The two very quickly fell in love,
[12:27] ---
    and were united in marriage.
[12:30] ---
    And Momoka-sama was born.
[12:34] ---
    Momoka!
SIGN    Gloves
SIGN    Dress
[12:43] ---
    Ohh, so you want them both, Momoka!
[12:46] ---
    Momoka is so amazing, isn't she?
[12:48] ---
    And...
[12:50] ---
    I humbly accepted responsibility
    for raising Momoka-sama,
[12:53] ---
    and Baio-sama and Ouka-sama traveled
[12:57] ---
    to reach their zeniths in
    business and martial arts.
[13:01] ---
    See you soon!
[13:03] ---
    Kero...
[13:04] ---
    My mother returns from time to time
    to check that I'm being kept safe.
[13:09] ---
    Check that you're being kept safe?
[13:11] ---
    Essentially, she herself becomes an intruder,
[13:15] ---
    in order to test whether Milady's
    defense network is effective.
[13:20] ---
    So she risks her own body to
    check her daughter's safety!
[13:24] ---
    How moving!
[13:26] ---
    I-Is it?
[13:29] ---
    This water drip will be
    finished in another hour.
[13:33] ---
    If Mother reaches here before then,
[13:36] ---
    the defense will be judged a failure.
[13:38] ---
    If it fails...
[13:40] ---
    ...I and the rest of the
    guard will all be fired.
[13:44] ---
    Whether Master Tamama would still have
    a place here, too, I cannot say...
[13:46] ---
    Whaaat?! No way!
[13:52] ---
    These are the super-elites of
    Momoka's personal bodyguard,
[13:55] ---
    the street-fighting-style
    hand-to-hand combat team!
[13:57] ---
    Wife or Madam or whatever,
[14:00] ---
    basically, we just have to
    fight her and win, right?
[14:03] ---
    There'll be big bonuses for this job!
[14:06] ---
    As strong as she claims
    to be, she is still one.
[14:10] ---
    There is a limit to what she can do.
[14:11] ---
    Are you experts in street fighting?
[14:15] ---
    You look like you might be able
    to put up a bit of resistance.
[14:19] ---
    How's this?!
[14:22] ---
    The swift and sharp arm extensions
    of the strange monk I fought in India
[14:26] ---
    were nothing like so tame!
[14:28] ---
    Yoga!
SIGN    Staaare...
[14:31] ---
    What's the matter? You think
    you can just turtle there?
[14:34] ---
    Even in hairstyle, you are
    a far cry from that soldier.
[14:40] ---
    I can't take any more!
[14:42] ---
    Soni—!
[14:48] ---
    In an underground arena in Russia,
[14:50] ---
    I fought a man whose grabs
    were as inescapable as a cyclone!
[14:53] ---
    You do not compare!
[14:56] ---
    Die!
[14:57] ---
    You shallow imitations!
SIGN    Ouka Wins
[14:59] ---
    Ouka wins!
[15:01] ---
    Sh-She's strong...
[15:02] ---
    Is this what someone who's mastered
    street fighting is like?
[15:06] ---
    Hmph. All bark and no bite.
[15:09] ---
    You're all fired.
[15:11] ---
    Level 4 has been obliterated!
[15:16] ---
    It looks like it is time for my turn.
[15:19] ---
    My fighter's blood is
    rushing with excitement!
[15:21] ---
    Tamama... I will accompany you, sir!
[15:24] ---
    Bonuses if I win... zaku zaku... gouf gouf...
[15:30] ---
    What on Earth is happening with
    the defense of this mansion?
[15:34] ---
    I cannot leave Momoka in such conditions.
[15:36] ---
    It looks like you have
    become yet stronger, Madam.
[15:42] ---
    Paul...
[15:43] ---
    However... I cannot permit intruders in
    this house, and you are no exception.
[15:50] ---
    It is my duty to protect
    Momoka-sama at all costs.
[15:55] ---
    Yes... The man standing before you...
[15:58] ---
    ...is Level 5!
SIGN    Paul, his butler seal broken
[16:02] ---
    This is Paul, his butler seal broken!
[16:06] ---
    Master Paul!
[16:07] ---
    Hyeeeeh!
[16:09] ---
    Are we... in the wrong program?!
[16:12] ---
    Activate Custom Combo!! Here I come!
[16:17] ---
    Shippuu:
SIGN    Shippuu Jin'aikyaku (Butler Wind: Benevolence Kick)
[16:19] ---
    Jin'aikyaku!!
[16:24] ---
    She vanished!
[16:26] ---
    You execute your attacks
    better than you used to.
[16:28] ---
    However...
[16:29] ---
    ...they are slower and leave you
    more vulnerable than ever!
[16:32] ---
    Don't tell me... she attacked from
    outside Shippuu Jin'aikyaku's hitbox?!
SIGN    Ousanraku (Cherry Blossom Scatter Fall)
[16:37] ---
    Ousanraku!
[16:40] ---
    How could I forget the range of
    Ouka-sama's breathtaking air throw?
[16:45] ---
    I... was careless...
[16:50] ---
    Dear me. So even you have
    become dulled by peacetime.
[16:53] ---
    It seems this country is severely lacking
    in people possessing a sense of crisis.
[16:57] ---
    Th-These guys are no joke!
[17:01] ---
    E-Exterminating monsters is
    not in my job description!
[17:04] ---
    Is it you two? I did hear rumors
    of Momoka keeping pets...
[17:08] ---
    Hey, you! Scumbag!
[17:10] ---
    Who the heck you callin' a pet?!
[17:12] ---
    It's two-on-one!
    Fair's fair, don't ya think?!
[17:16] ---
    Amusing!
SIGN    Hunt
[17:18] ---
    Yes'm! Termite #1 here! It is my honor
    to be kept as a pet, ma'am!
[17:21] ---
    Yes'm! Yes'm! Termite #2 here, ma'am!
[17:27] ---
    Nishizawa-san.
[17:29] ---
    I think I can stall your mother
    for just a little while.
[17:35] ---
    Yes. It'd be ridiculous for Paul-san
    and the others to get fired over this.
[17:40] ---
    Let's all do our best!
[17:43] ---
    You guys...
[17:46] ---
    Well, good luck.
[17:53] ---
    Wh-What is this pressure?!
[17:55] ---
    What is this oppressive power?!
    I can't move my body!
[17:59] ---
    Such bloodlust...!
[18:00] ---
    Is this the person I met in the city?!
[18:05] ---
    I met you earlier. So you know Momoka?
[18:10] ---
    Mother!
[18:12] ---
    I guess it'll be done any moment.
[18:16] ---
    Mother...
[18:18] ---
    Are you going to be firing Paul
    and the rest of the guard?
[18:22] ---
    That was the promise.
[18:23] ---
    Stop it!
[18:25] ---
    Who are you?
[18:27] ---
    Ah... um... he...
[18:30] ---
    N-Nice to meet you!
[18:33] ---
    I'm Nishizawa Momoka-san's friend,
[18:35] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki.
[18:38] ---
    Y-Y-Yes, he is, mothe—
[18:51] ---
    I see.
[18:53] ---
    So this boy is the final line of defense?
[18:57] ---
    I can hardly raise a finger
    against a friend of Momoka's.
[19:02] ---
    And you're out of time.
[19:07] ---
    Mother...
[19:10] ---
    The mass firing is off.
[19:11] ---
    Thank you so much!
[19:23] ---
    You've grown a little, haven't you?
    About three centimeters.
[19:26] ---
    It's 2.7 centimeters.
[19:29] ---
    I see.
[19:31] ---
    Though your reach
    is not a millimeter different.
[19:34] ---
    Have you been keeping well, Mother?
[19:37] ---
    I'm not frail, you know.
[19:40] ---
    What an unusual mother and child!
[19:44] ---
    I'll have some of that
    coffee next time, Momoka.
[19:47] ---
    W-Wait, Mother!
[19:55] ---
    I didn't want it to get in
    the way of your martial arts,
[19:58] ---
    so I only got you one, but...
[20:06] ---
    Yes'm! Yes'm! Thank you, ma'am!
SIGN    Happy Mother's Day, Mom!
[20:16] ---
    Mom, thanks for everything!
[20:19] ---
    They really were an unusual
    parent and child, weren't they?
[20:22] ---
    But...
[20:23] ---
    ...Nishizawa-san's mother's face
    when she was given that carnation...
[20:28] ---
    ...really made me feel she's her mother!
[20:35] ---
    I am truly ashamed of myself.
[20:38] ---
    The only saving grace is that you were able
    to introduce Master Fuyuki to Ouka-sama.
[20:44] ---
    Milady, don't tell me you—
[20:45] ---
    Hey, hey, Paul, you really gotta ask?
[20:50] ---
    I am my mother's child!
[20:58] ---
    Hey! Ouka!
[21:01] ---
    Baio!
[21:02] ---
    The least you could do is show
    your face once in a while!
[21:05] ---
    Jump on! We can talk while I take you back.
[21:09] ---
    I refuse. It will get in
    the way of my training.
[21:11] ---
    Hey, don't be like that...
[21:16] ---
    Honestly...
[21:17] ---
    I don't understand why you can't
    be more honest with yourself!
[21:22] ---
    Mother's Day, huh...
[21:25] ---
    There are all kinds of parents in this world.
[21:29] ---
    But whatever form they take,
[21:31] ---
    having parents is a wonderful thing.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
SIGN    Click!
SIGN    Street Art Putata
[23:07] ---
    It is Dororo.
SIGN    Enigmatic Puppetmaster Keronian Mekeke
[23:08] ---
    It seems that on Keron,
[23:10] ---
    there is a dark organization known as the
    Oshigotonin who resolve their clients' grudges.
[23:14] ---
    Their identity is shrouded in mystery, and
    they are said to be hiding amongst the public.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
    ...Wait, don't try to hire them as
    revenge for your trauma, Dororo-kun!
[23:25] ---
    "Putata & Mekeke:
    Hissatsu Oshigotonin, Sir!"
SIGN    Putaputaputaputa.... Mekemekemekemeke...
SIGN    Resonance
[23:29] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!