E9 - Natsumi: Where Love Blooms, Kululu Looms, Sir! / Hinata Aki: A Dynamite Woman, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    Natsumi: Where Love Blooms,
    Kululu Looms, Sir!
[01:38] ---
    That night...
[01:40] ---
    The Keroro Platoon
    Tactical Meeting was held
[01:42] ---
    without any prior foreshadowing.
[01:45] ---
    So far our Pekopon invasion
    strategies have all failed.
[01:50] ---
    Why in the world is that?
    What is the Keroro Platoon lacking?
[01:55] ---
    I cannot say this in front
    of Mr. Sergeant, but...
[01:59] ---
    I think we need a smarter leader!
[02:03] ---
    I think Uncle needs more focus.
[02:07] ---
    This is very harsh!
[02:09] ---
    But don't you think your teamwork
    is smoother because of him?
[02:13] ---
    Not at all.
[02:16] ---
    Perhaps he's not made to be a leader.
[02:18] ---
    I think Uncle is doing his best...
[02:22] ---
    Well, doing his best or not,
    with no talent for it...
[02:24] ---
    What are you doing?!
[02:26] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Snap!
[02:29] ---
    M-Mr. Sergeant?!
[02:31] ---
    Uncle!
[02:32] ---
    You are the best sergeant
    among all sergeants!
[02:35] ---
    If you have time to do
    something so silly,
[02:37] ---
    why don't you think up
    some proper strategy?!
[02:42] ---
    Uncle!
[02:43] ---
    Hm...?
[02:46] ---
    How dare you? Anyone who bullies
    Uncle will be blown away!
[02:51] ---
    Uncle will get hit by that, too!
SIGN    One-trillionth Armageddon!
[02:53] ---
    One-trillionth Armageddon!
[03:02] ---
    See, he got hit.
[03:08] ---
    I almost got caught in it, too.
[03:11] ---
    Oh!
SIGN    Oh!
[03:12] ---
    U-Uncle...!
[03:15] ---
    What I want to ask is,
     "Is it really okay
[03:17] ---
    if the members of the
    Keroro Platoon remain the same?"
[03:22] ---
    In other words, we should send back
    the one hindering us, right?
[03:26] ---
    I agree with that!
[03:27] ---
    No. Lady Mois is an important comrade
[03:30] ---
    who will support the
    Keroro Platoon from behind.
[03:34] ---
    You could say Mois is
    an icon of the platoon.
[03:37] ---
    Uncle! I'm humbled by your words...
    Or, like, help from heaven?
[03:42] ---
    What are you trying to say?
[03:44] ---
    There's just one thing I want to say.
[03:48] ---
    And that is...?
[03:49] ---
    It should be obvious.
[03:51] ---
    I want to build more Gundam models!
SIGN    Gundam model fanatic
[03:56] ---
    Uncle!
[03:57] ---
    Oh!
SIGN    Ten-trillionth Armageddon!
[03:58] ---
    I'll go easy on you.
    Ten-trillionth Armageddon!
[04:02] ---
    They both get hit,
    even if she goes easy on them.
[04:05] ---
    I did not run fast enough!
[04:07] ---
    Weren't we talking about our members?
[04:10] ---
    Like I said... In order to make
    some time for building Gundam models,
[04:14] ---
    we should add a maid who'll
    do the cleaning to our members.
[04:19] ---
    You dumbo...!
[04:21] ---
    Uh oh...
[04:27] ---
    What we need now is a tactical advisor.
[04:30] ---
    In other words, someone
    who will be the brains of the team.
[04:32] ---
    Oh... You mean him.
[04:35] ---
    That's right.
[04:37] ---
    We should have him
    participate as our fourth man.
[04:40] ---
    The Keroro Platoon
    Tactical Communications Chief,
[04:43] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu.
[04:45] ---
    Shall we make an attempt to find him?
[04:45] ---
    Hurray!
[04:47] ---
    How will we find him?
[04:49] ---
    If you wanna find something,
    you gotta do the legwork.
[04:52] ---
    True, that is the most reliable way.
[04:55] ---
    Then let us get started at once!
[04:58] ---
    Huh?
[05:04] ---
    Looks like bad things come in threes.
[05:09] ---
    All right, let's begin our mission.
[05:11] ---
    Search each blade of grass,
    if you must, to find Kululu.
[05:14] ---
    Roger that!
[05:14] ---
    Roger!
[05:15] ---
    Fan out!
[05:20] ---
    After I went to the trouble
    of preparing his breakfast...!
[05:22] ---
    Sis, Sarge doesn't seem
    to be in his room, either.
[05:26] ---
    Just let him be.
     He isn't a child, after all.
[05:31] ---
    I wonder where he went.
    Think he's all right?
[05:39] ---
    Why do I have to worry
    about that stupid frog?
[05:43] ---
    Has something happened to your frog?
[05:46] ---
    S-Saburo-senpai!
[05:48] ---
    Saburo-senpai?
[05:49] ---
    What's going on?
[05:50] ---
    Don't tell me those two...
[05:51] ---
    No way...
[05:52] ---
    That delinquent doesn't
    even come to school often.
[05:55] ---
    Is he here to confess his love?
    Or challenge her to a duel?
[05:59] ---
    Why are you here?
[06:01] ---
    'Cause I'm interested.
[06:04] ---
    Say, can I come visit your home?
[06:07] ---
    Th-That's rather out of the blue...!
[06:09] ---
    Oh... So it'd be okay
    if it isn't out of the blue?
[06:14] ---
    In that case...
[06:18] ---
    Oh...!
SIGN    Wow!
[06:20] ---
    If you feel like it, please e-mail me.
[06:23] ---
    So long!
[06:25] ---
    Saburo-senpai's e-mail address...
[06:28] ---
    Natsumi, be very careful
    when you choose a boyfriend.
[06:31] ---
    Huh?
[06:32] ---
    A delinquent isn't your type, Natsumi.
[06:34] ---
    I-It's nothing like that... at all.
[06:37] ---
    So it's true! He wants a duel?
[06:39] ---
    What the heck?
[06:42] ---
    Delicacy of Hakata, Spicy Cod Roe...
SIGN    Delicacy of Hakata Spicy Cod Roe
[06:44] ---
    From Niigata, bamboo-wrapped
    sweet dumplings!
SIGN    Delicacy of Niigata Bamboo-wrapped Dumplings
[06:46] ---
    Okayama has Millet Dumplings!
SIGN    Delicacy of Okayama Millet Dumplings
[06:48] ---
    Nagano's famous Gohei Rice Cakes!
SIGN    Delicacy of Nagano Gohei Rice Cakes
[06:51] ---
    Fresh Yatsuhashi crêpe...
[06:51] ---
    Fish cakes...
SIGN    Delicacy of Osaka Octopus Balls
SIGN    Delicacy of Kyoto Fresh Yatsuhashi Crêpe
SIGN    Delicacy of Odawara Fish Cakes
SIGN    Delicacy of Toyama Trout Sushi
[06:52] ---
    Fermented soybeans...
SIGN    Delicacy of Mito Fermented Soybeans
[06:53] ---
    Octopus balls...
SIGN    Delicacy of Nagoya Uirou Cakes
SIGN    Delicacy of Hiroshima Maple Leaf Cakes
[06:54] ---
    Trout Sushi...
SIGN    Delicacy of Kagawa Sanuki Noodles
SIGN    Delicacy of Nagasaki Castella Cakes
[06:55] ---
    Uirou cakes...
SIGN    Delicacy of Chiba Peanuts
[06:55] ---
    Mapl...
SIGN    Delicacy of Wakayama Pickled Kishuu Plums
[06:56] ---
    What are these things for?
[06:58] ---
    They must be from Sarge!
[07:00] ---
    I know that, but...
[07:02] ---
    I guess he's doing all right.
[07:03] ---
    Anyway, Sis... you'd better be
    careful about Saburo-senpai.
[07:08] ---
    Huh?
[07:09] ---
    Well, it's strange for him to
    want to come here for no reason.
[07:12] ---
    No reason?!
[07:13] ---
    It's because he's interested... in... me...
[07:17] ---
    Saburo is probably one of those people
[07:20] ---
    who's behind many incidents in space,
[07:22] ---
    and who eliminates aliens:
    one of those Men in Black.
[07:26] ---
    Huh?!
[07:26] ---
    He may be after Sarge and the others.
SIGN    Huh?
[07:29] ---
    What?!
[07:29] ---
    Oh, yeah. That stupid frog
    and the others aren't here now.
[07:32] ---
    It's the perfect time!
     I'll call him over.
[07:34] ---
    Huh?
[07:35] ---
    Why don't we find out from him?
[07:37] ---
    Sis!
[07:38] ---
    Send...
[07:41] ---
    Well... The beaches in Okinawa
    are really beautiful.
SIGN    Chinsukou Biscuits
[07:45] ---
    Hokkaido was fine, too.
[07:46] ---
    Hey! Why did you come home?!
[07:49] ---
    Leave the house at once!
[07:51] ---
    Bad timing, Sarge...
[07:52] ---
    You might be a target
    of the Men in Black.
SIGN    Chinsukou Biscuits
[07:56] ---
    If it gets out that we're
    keeping things like these,
SIGN    Something like this
[07:58] ---
    what will he think of me?
[08:02] ---
    No way!
[08:03] ---
    Saburo-senpai says he's nearly here.
[08:07] ---
    But how?
[08:08] ---
    Sis, he must have followed you home!
[08:11] ---
    What?!
[08:16] ---
    A Man in Black...!
[08:18] ---
    We'd better hide them first.
[08:20] ---
    Sis!
[08:27] ---
    Don't you dare come out!
[08:30] ---
    Welcome back...!
SIGN    Warning
[08:33] ---
    Oh! There's an intruder
    at the Hinata front door.
SIGN    Intruder
[08:38] ---
    I'll bring it up on the monitor.
[09:05] ---
    He's here!
SIGN    Entrance
[09:08] ---
    Seems they're down below...
    And the entrance is...
[09:13] ---
    This should be about right.
[09:28] ---
    What the...?
[09:41] ---
    Bingo!
[09:42] ---
    Please... don't kill them!
[09:44] ---
    I still have many unfinished
    Gundam models!
[09:48] ---
    This is quite an impressive
    secret base, isn't it?
[09:51] ---
    What a cowardly thing for you to do...
[09:53] ---
    Cowardly...?
[09:54] ---
    That's right. After all... After all...!
[10:08] ---
    That was close.
[10:09] ---
    Back off!
[10:11] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
SIGN    Shizuoka Tea
[10:13] ---
    Just back from Shizuoka!
SIGN    Back from Shizuoka
[10:15] ---
    There's only one person
    who could pull this off.
[10:19] ---
    Show yourself,
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
SIGN    New Character
[10:29] ---
    Here comes a new character!
[10:33] ---
    Oh...!
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku ku... (Heh heh heh heh...)
SIGN    Tactical Communications Chief Sergeant Major Kululu
[10:37] ---
    Tactical Communications Chief,
     Sergeant Major Kululu.
[10:39] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[10:41] ---
    Huh? He's one of you?
[10:43] ---
    So Saburo-senpai isn't a Man in Black...
SIGN    You lied to me.
[10:46] ---
    ...who's here to kill all the stupid frogs?
[10:50] ---
    He gave me weird powers in exchange
    for helping him find his friends.
[10:55] ---
    I'm sorry if I misled you.
[10:57] ---
    Oh... It's all right.
[10:59] ---
    You should have contacted us...
[11:02] ---
    I thought I would make a
    grand entrance when you needed me.
[11:06] ---
    Did you know that
    we were looking for you?
[11:09] ---
    Well, yeah...
[11:10] ---
    You're as mean as usual, sir!
[11:13] ---
    That's music to my ears.
[11:15] ---
    Wha... What's with the vibes
    between them?
[11:19] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama...
SIGN    Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Girogirogiro...
SIGN    Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Girogirogiro... Kulukulukulu...
[11:26] ---
    At last... Four members of the
    Keroro Platoon have come together!
[11:29] ---
    This will enable a great advancement
    in the invasion of Earth!
[11:33] ---
    Or will it?
    That is a huge question mark.
[11:45] ---
    Hinata Aki... This is the body
    of a mature female Pekoponian?
[11:50] ---
    She's just the right guinea pig
    for testing my new weapon.
[12:01] ---
    Hinata Aki: A Dynamite Woman, Sir!
[12:06] ---
    Tell me more! Tell me more!
    What sort of kid is Kulu-chan?
[12:09] ---
    He's an odd one, ma'am.
[12:12] ---
    My! An odd one?
SIGN    +10 Points
[12:14] ---
    And his personality is warped.
SIGN    +20 Points
[12:17] ---
    Continue... continue...
[12:18] ---
    But he is very intelligent,
    so he is necessary to our unit, ma'am.
[12:23] ---
    That's wonderful!
SIGN    +30 Points
[12:24] ---
    To put it bluntly, no one likes him.
SIGN    A disliked man, really.
[12:27] ---
    Hinata Aki!
SIGN    Anticipation for a hit manga
[12:29] ---
    Yes! Yes!
[12:30] ---
    Her dynamite personality comes through
     when it comes to a chance for manga ideas.
[12:34] ---
    Thanks for breakfast!
[12:36] ---
    Oh, you're going already?
[12:37] ---
    I have a presentation to do in my club.
[12:41] ---
    See you later!
[12:42] ---
    I was asked to help the soccer team.
[12:44] ---
    See you later!
[12:45] ---
    Goodbye...
[12:46] ---
    Goodbye! See you later, sir!
[12:48] ---
    I finally managed to
    take a day off today,
[12:51] ---
    but kids are so busy these days.
[12:53] ---
    You're absolutely right, ma'am.
[12:55] ---
    School... that brings back memories...
SIGN    Love
[12:59] ---
    The bittersweet days of our youth!
[13:01] ---
    School...
SIGN    Sorrow
[13:02] ---
    Hurry up, will you?
[13:04] ---
    You Keronian soldiers have fallen
     to the absolute lowest!
[13:06] ---
    Marching on the verge of death,
    training in the heavy woods.
[13:09] ---
    Good morning!
SIGN    Youth
[13:11] ---
    My friends' cheerful
    voices, voices, voices...
SIGN    Suffering
[13:16] ---
    You guys are softer than I expected.
[13:19] ---
    My fellow trainees'
    screams, screams, screams...
SIGN    Shiver Shiver Shiver
[13:23] ---
    I can't shoot. Please stop that noise!
SIGN    Noooooo!
[13:26] ---
    I wish I could go back.
[13:29] ---
    That's easy enough.
[13:32] ---
    Oh, my! You're Kulu-chan, aren't you?
SIGN    Highly Anticipated Rookie
[13:35] ---
    Your body really is yellow!
    Nice to meet you!
[13:38] ---
    Huh?
[13:39] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu! What are you...?
[13:41] ---
    This is the "If we lived twice" Gun.
[13:44] ---
    It can turn an adult back into a child.
[13:47] ---
    Huh?! Really?
[13:49] ---
    Sounds fishy. I'd like to see it, if it's true.
[13:55] ---
    Then let's try it out.
SIGN    Thrilling Thrilling Thrilling
[13:57] ---
    Oh, this is so thrilling.
SIGN    Papareho...!
[14:05] ---
    Papareho papareho kulurunpa!
[14:14] ---
    Oh!
[14:17] ---
    My...
[14:17] ---
    Lady Mom, you look like Master Fuyuki!
[14:19] ---
    This is great!
[14:22] ---
    Let me try it! Let me try it!
     Let me try it, too!
[14:24] ---
    Don't shoot at me, now.
[14:26] ---
    'Kay!
[14:28] ---
    Ohh...
[14:29] ---
    The weight already
    tells me something about it.
[14:35] ---
    Giroro-kun!
[14:38] ---
    Hm?
[14:41] ---
    Resign yourself!
[14:42] ---
    Papareho papareho kulurunpa!
[14:48] ---
    Awesome!
[14:50] ---
    And... what do I do to turn him back?
[14:53] ---
    Turn this dial to
    "Life isn't easy" mode
[14:55] ---
    and shoot the target again
     within three hours.
[14:58] ---
    It's as you just heard, Lady Mom...
[15:00] ---
    She's gone...?!
[15:03] ---
    She's as explosive as dynamite.
[15:07] ---
    Gero!
[15:08] ---
    Master Fuyuki's extra uniform is gone!
[15:11] ---
    Looks like she's gone to school...
    in search of her bittersweet youth.
[15:15] ---
    Th-This is bad!
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku...
[15:18] ---
    You'd better hurry. The time limit
     is three hours, remember.
[15:23] ---
    Gero!
[15:25] ---
    I must save Lady Mom!
SIGN    Occult Club
[15:30] ---
    Nishizawa-san is late.
[15:34] ---
    Huh? Sarge...?
[15:37] ---
    There she is!
[15:39] ---
    Sarge?!
[15:40] ---
    Lady Mom!
[15:42] ---
    I've found you!
[15:44] ---
    Sarge! It's me, Fuyuki!
[15:46] ---
    Gero?
[15:48] ---
    Master Fuyuki...?
[15:51] ---
    What in the world is going on?!
    What's happened to Mom?
[15:56] ---
    I see.
[15:57] ---
    If you think there are now two
    Master Fuyukis, there's no problem.
[16:01] ---
    So tell me! What's happened to Mom?
[16:06] ---
    How nostalgic! The smell of a school...
[16:11] ---
    I overslept because I was having
    sweet dreams about Fuyuki-kun!
[16:16] ---
    Am I supposed to be happy,
    or disappointed?
[16:19] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry,
     my mind was on something else.
[16:23] ---
    Oh! Fuyuki-kun!
[16:24] ---
    Oh! Momoka-chan!
[16:29] ---
    Momoka...chan...
SIGN    Momo-ka-chan
[16:32] ---
    M-Moe...!
[16:34] ---
    Fuyuki-kun called me
    "Momoka-chan"...
[16:37] ---
    Does he want me
    to tell him my feelings?
[16:40] ---
    What will you do, Momoka?!
[16:42] ---
    M-Momoka-chan...
[16:44] ---
    M-Momoka-chan?!
[16:47] ---
    What should I do? I can't very well
     tell her I'm not Fuyuki...
[16:53] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[16:57] ---
    Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun,
    I've always, always l... lo...!
[17:10] ---
    Breasts...?
[17:12] ---
    No, th-this isn't what it seems,
     Momoka-chan!
[17:15] ---
    Th-They're bigger than mine...
[17:19] ---
    Mom's got a dynamite body, you see.
[17:21] ---
    I... I'm sorry...
[17:25] ---
    I'll have to apologize to her later.
SIGN    Watch out!
[17:27] ---
    Watch out!
[17:28] ---
    Huh?
[17:31] ---
    Oh!
[17:31] ---
    Huh?
[17:32] ---
    Who's that?
[17:35] ---
    Fu-Fuyuki...?
[17:44] ---
    Oh!
[17:49] ---
    It's mine!
[17:50] ---
    No way!
[17:55] ---
    S-Scary...
[17:59] ---
    That was Natsumi's brother, right?
[18:01] ---
    He's good.
[18:03] ---
    Fuyuki...?
[18:04] ---
    Sorry for butting in!
[18:05] ---
    What was that?
[18:07] ---
    If I get too carried away,
    Fuyuki will run into problems.
[18:12] ---
    The magnitude of troubles
    is as explosive as dyamite, too.
[18:14] ---
    If Mom doesn't return to normal,
[18:17] ---
    we won't be able to get
    any allowance, you know.
[18:19] ---
    Gero!
[18:20] ---
    Are you serious?!
[18:22] ---
    Of course I am.
[18:23] ---
    Oh... That's bad...
[18:25] ---
    So hurry up and find her.
[18:27] ---
    Roger!!
[18:27] ---
    Turbo engine... full throttle!
[18:31] ---
    Here I go!
[18:32] ---
    Oh!
[18:34] ---
    Lady Mom!
[18:35] ---
    Hey, wait, Sarge!
[18:37] ---
    Lady Mom! Where are you?!
[18:41] ---
    Sarge!
[18:42] ---
    Oh!
[18:43] ---
    Nishizawa-san...
[18:44] ---
    Please call me Momoka-chan
    like you did a while ago.
[18:47] ---
    Or even... Momoka... perhaps.
[18:49] ---
    Huh?
[18:50] ---
    I don't care if your
    breasts are larger than mine.
[18:54] ---
    M-My breasts...?
[18:56] ---
    I will make them my goal.
[18:58] ---
    No, you needn't do that...
[19:01] ---
    Huh?
[19:03] ---
    You mean you'll accept me just as I am?
[19:07] ---
    Right on!
SIGN    Decisively the Victor
[19:09] ---
    I am decisively the victor!
[19:11] ---
    A-Are you all right, Nishizawa-san?
[19:15] ---
    I can't find Lady Mom anywhere!
[19:18] ---
    Hello? This is Keroro.
[19:22] ---
    What are you doing, Sarge?
[19:24] ---
    Kero-chan! I'm at home.
[19:27] ---
    Oh, my... That's great, ma'am!
[19:30] ---
    It's too soon to be relieved.
[19:32] ---
    Check how much time you have left.
[19:34] ---
    Gero?
[19:34] ---
    What? Only 30 seconds left?!
[19:37] ---
    No! I will not give up, sir!
[19:40] ---
    I'm counting on you, Sarge!
[19:41] ---
    Sure thing!
[19:42] ---
    Go, Keroro!
[19:44] ---
    So that I can be sure to buy
    more Gundam models next month!
[19:49] ---
    What will you do
    if he doesn't return?
[19:51] ---
    I'll cross that bridge
    when I come to it.
[19:53] ---
    How brave of you!
[19:56] ---
    She's got courage as explosive
    as dynamite, too!
[19:59] ---
    Lady Mom!
[20:00] ---
    Huh?
[20:02] ---
    Kero-chan!
[20:04] ---
    Ah! Oh, no! It slipped out of my hand!
[20:08] ---
    Goodbye... my... allowance...
[20:18] ---
    Gero?
[20:18] ---
    What?!
[20:26] ---
    Oh, I'm back to normal.
[20:28] ---
    In any case,
    she's dynamite in all sorts of ways.
[20:33] ---
    I guess it ended well.
[20:36] ---
    You've got scary control...
[20:38] ---
    Oh, no... I just happened
    to hit it. Just by chance.
[20:41] ---
    Hm... I seem to have
    forgotten something...
[20:45] ---
    Huh? What?
[20:47] ---
    It's probably just my imagination.
[20:54] ---
    I'm really very sorry.
[20:55] ---
    I thought there was
    something strange about it.
[20:58] ---
    Really?
[20:59] ---
    But a while ago you were furious,
    saying "No! I got happy over nothing!"
[21:03] ---
    Quit talkin' out of turn!
[21:05] ---
    But aren't you lucky
    you could return to normal?
[21:08] ---
    Please don't forget my hand in this.
[21:10] ---
    I can look forward to
    my next allowance, I hope.
[21:14] ---
    Hey...
[21:15] ---
    Hm?
[21:17] ---
    What's with this?
[21:19] ---
    I... I forgot about him.
[21:22] ---
    When will Kululu invent something
    that will return him to normal?
[21:27] ---
    This man's bittersweet youth
    must continue until that day.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:06] ---
    This is Saburo!
     Ever since Earth was born,
[23:10] ---
    they say clouds have never
    taken the same shape.
[23:13] ---
    Thinking that I'm the only one
    who's seeing the clouds above
[23:16] ---
    in the long history of Earth,
    it's a shame to turn away.
[23:20] ---
    So I just stand there, gazing up.
[23:22] ---
    More importantly,
[23:22] ---
    the Keroro Platoon faces
    our greatest crisis next time!
[23:26] ---
    "Face-off! Decisive Battle
    Over Molar-3, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    And of course, there'll be
    lots of fan service, too.
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!